第9章

类别:其他 作者:E. P. Roe字数:8809更新时间:18/12/13 14:44:18
\"Mr.VanBerg,Iamweary,andIimagineyouaretoo.IthinkI willsaygood-night.\" \"Iscarcelywonderthatyouarefatigued.Youhavehadatryingday.\" \"Ithasbeenahorridday,\"shesaid,emphatically. \"Itmighthaveendedmuchworse,nevertheless.\" \"Possibly,\"sheadmittedwithashrug. \"Youhavemorereasontocongratulateyourselfthanyouimagine,MissMayhew.Eventhatdisagreeablesouvenirofourmorningperil,yourlameness,hasdisappeared,andyoumighthavebeenmaimedforlife.\" \"Mylameness,likemycourage,waschieflyafraudtobeginwith,andsoondisappeared;butIhaveothersouvenirsofthatoccasionthatIcannotgetridofsoeasily.\" \"IfIamoneofthem,youareright,MissMayhew;Ishallholdyoutoouragreementthismorning.Youputmeonmygoodbehavior——haveInotbehavedwell?\" \"Yes,betterthanIhave.Iwasnotreferringtoyoupersonally,buttocertainmemories.\" \"Weagreedtoletby-gonesbeby-gones.\" \"Butothersarenotpartiestothisagreement,andeveryreferencetotheaffairisodioustome.\" \"Ishallmakenofurtherreferencetoit,andyoumustbefairenoughnottopunishmefortheactsofothers.\" \"YoualsodespisemeinyourheartofmycoursetowardsMissBurtonthisevening.\" \"IfIdespisedyouwouldIhavesoughtyoursocietythisevening?\" \"Idonotknow.Idon\'tunderstandyou,ifyouwillpermitmybluntness.\" \"Possiblyyoudon\'tunderstandyourself,MissMayhew.\" \"IunderstandthatIhavehadamiserableday,andIhopeImayneverseeanotherlikeit.Good-night,sir.\" ChapterXIII.Nature\'sBrokenPromise. VanBerghadbeenlefttohimselfbutalittletimebeforeStantonandMr.Burleighcameoutuponthepiazza,andthethreegentlemensatdownforaquietchat. \"Well,\"remarkedminehost,withasighofreliefsuchasapilotmightheaveaftertakinghisshiproundaperilouspoint;\"well,thankstoMissBurton\'sgoodsense,theaffairhasendedwithoutanytrouble.Inahouselikethis,\'Satanisfindingmischiefstill\' whenevermybackisturned,andsometimeshethreatenstogetuparowrightundermynose,asinthisinstance.Iwasa\'blarstedfool,\'asourEnglishfriendshaveit,nottoknowthatMrs. Chint\'sdrama,althoughbeginningincomedy,mightendintragedyofmylosingsomegoodpayingboarders.StillfurtherdidIdemonstratethelengthofmyearsbyevenimaginingitpossiblethatMissBurtonwouldtakefivehundred,orfivehundredthousanddollarsinanysuchcircumstances.Butthewholethingwasdoneinajiffy,andMrs.Chintswaspossessedtohaveher\'tableauvivant.\'Livelypicturewasn\'tit?Still,ifMissMayhew,whenappealedtobyMrs.Chints,hadconfirmedmydoubts,Iwouldhavetriedtostopthenonsenseatanycost.\" \"DidMissMayhewadvisethestep?\"askedStanton. \"Oh,no!Shewasnon-committal.Sheactedasifitwerenoneofheraffair,saveasitmightaffordheralittleamusement.Buttheserowsarenolightmatterstouspoorpublicans,whomustpleaseeveryoneandkeepthewholemenagerieinorder.Mr.Chintswasswearingupanddownhisroomthathehadbeenmadeafoolof. Mrs.Chintswasforleavingto-morrowmorning,declaringthatshewouldnotenduresuchairsfromaschool-teacher.Theyarerichandhaveanumberoffriendswhoarecomingsoon,andsomymindwasfullof\'strangeoaths\'also,atmyprospectiveloss,whenthisblessedlittlewomanappears,tapsattheirdoor,entersliketheangelintothelion\'sden,andshutstheirmouthsbysomemagicallherown.Andnowthey\'regoingtostay;Mr.ChintswillgivethefivehundredtotheChildren\'sAidSociety,allissereneandI\'mhappy,somuchsothatI\'llsmokeanotherofyourgoodcigars,Mr.Stanton.\" \"Certainly,half-a-dozenifyouwish.Howdoyouimagineshequietedtheunrulybeasts?\" \"Oh,Isupposeshegotaroundthemthroughthechild——somewhatasshewonovermywifethisafternoonbymeansofourcrossbaby. It\'steething,youknow——andyethowshouldyouyoungchapsknowanythingaboutbabies!Nomatter,yourtimewillcome.Thispromenadingthepiazzawithlovelycreatureswhohavebeenhalftheafternoonattheirtoiletsisallverynice;butwaittillyouhaveweatheredinnumerablesquallsinthedeadofnight——thenyou\'lllearnthatteething-timeinahouseholdislikegoingaroundCapeHorn.Well,toreturnfromyourfuturetomypresent.Whensogood-naturedamanasIamgetsintoasympatheticmoodwitholdKingHerod,youcanimaginewhatastatethemother\'snervesmustbeinwhohastostanditnightandday.ButasMissBurtonhadbeencommendedtomycare,IfeltthatIwasindutyboundtointroducehertomywifeandshowhersomeattention.SoIsaidtomywife,thisafternoon,\'I\'mgoingtobringayoungladyintoseeyou.\' \'DoyouthinkI\'minaconditiontoentertaincompany?\'sheasked,withafaintsuggestionofhardciderinhertone.\'Well,mydear,\'Iexpostulated,\'itwasjustthesameyesterday,andwillbealittlemoresoto-morrow,andIfeelthatIshallberemissifIdelayanylonger.\'\'Oh,verywell,\'shesaid,asifitwereatooththatmustcomeoutsoonerorlater,\'sincethemattermustbeattendedto,letushaveitoveratonce.\'Butblessyou,itwasn\'tovertillsupper-time.AsIbroughttheyoungladyin,thebabywakedoutofafive-minutes\'napthathadcostaboutanhour\'srocking,andIthoughttheroofwouldcomeoff.Mywifelookedcrossandworried——well,itwasprose,gentlemen,prose——notthepoetryoflife;andIsaidtomyself,\'IsupposeIhaveaboutmadeitcertainthatthisyoungwomanwillliveanddieanoldmaidbygivingherthisglimpsebehindthescenes.Ithoughttheladiescouldgetonbetterwithoutmethanwithme,soIbowedmyselfout,gladtoescapethedin;andIsupposedMissBurtonwouldsayafewpleasantthingsinthedirectionofMrs.Burleigh,whichshe,poorwoman,mightnotbeabletohear,andthenshewouldbowherselfout,alsogladtoescape.AnhourandahalflaterIwentbacktoseeifIcouldnotcoaxmywifeawayforadrive,andwhatdoyousupposeIsaw?\" \"Thebabyinconvulsions,\"saidStanton. \"Giveitup,\"addedVanBerg. \"Sweettransformationscene;deephush;mywifeasleepinherrocking-chair,thebabyasleepinthearmsofMissBurton,whoheldupawarningfingeratmetobequiet.Butthemischiefwasdone;mywifestartedupandwasmortifiedbeyondmeasurethatshehadtreatedherguestsorudely.Thegoodfairy,however,wassogenuinelydelightedthatshehadquietedthebabyandgiventhetiredmotheralittlerest,thatwehadtocometotheconclusionthatshefoundpleasureinwaysthatareatrifleuncommon.Bysomemiracleorothershekeptthebabyasleep,andthenmywifeandItriedtoentertainheralittle,butweweretheonesthatwereentertained.Beforeweknewit,thesupper-bellrang,andthenI\'mblessedifthelittlechapdidn\'twakeupandgrinatusall.TothinkthenthatIshouldrewardherbylettingMr.Chintsslapherfacewithafive-hundred-dollarcheck!Iguesswe\'llallknowbetternexttime.\" \"Didshetellyouanythingfurtheraboutherhistoryorherconnections?\"askedStanton. Mr.Burleighstrokedhisbeardandlookedratherblankforamoment. \"NowIthinkofit,\"heejaculated,\"Ibehangedifshesaidawordaboutherself.AndnowIthinkfurtherofit,shesomehoworothergotMrs.Burleighandmyselfa-talking,andseemedsointerestedinusandwhatwesaid,thatIbehangedagainifwedidn\'ttellherallweknowaboutourselves.\" \"Sheimpresseseveryoneasbeingremarkablyfrank,andyetI thinkitwillbefoundthatsheispeculiarlyreticentinregardtoherself,\"remarkedVanBergmusingly.\"Well,it\'snotoftenI takepeopleontrust,butIhavegiventhisladymyentirerespectandconfidence.\" \"Iassureyouthatthereisnotrustinthisbusiness,\"saidMr. Burleigh,emphatically.\"Ican\'taffordtoindulgeinsentiment,gentlemen;besides,itcouldn\'tbeanymorebecominginmethaninTomChints.Iwouldn\'ttakeanunprotected,unknownfemaleintomyhouseifshecamewithapairofwings.ButMissBurtonbringslettersthatestablishhercharacterasaladyastrulyasthatofanyotherwomaninthehouse.IoughttohavepreventedthisChintsbusiness,butthenfivehundredisanicelittleplum,andbeforeIpulledmyslowwitstogetherthethingwasdone.\" \"Bytheway,Mr.Burleigh,\"remarkedStanton,\"IhearthatthepartieswhoarenowatmyfriendVanBerg\'stablearesoontoleaveforthesea-shore.Canyougivemethreeseatsthereaftertheirdeparture?\" \"Certainly;putyoudownrightalongsideofMissBurton.\" \"PerhapsVanBergfeelsthathehasthefirstclaimtosogoodaposition?\" \"No,Stanton,Ishallnotplaceastrawinyourway.\" \"Youneverwereamanofstraw,Van.IfIwereseekingmorethantoenjoythesocietyofthisyounglady,whoseemstobeembodiedsunshine,Iwouldbesorrytohaveyouplaceyourselfintheway.\" \"Sunshinebroughttoafocuskindlesevengreenwood,\"remarkedVanBerg,withasignificantnodathisfriend. \"Well,\"saidMr.Burleigh,rising,\"ifIhadnotfoundmymate,I\'dbeaburrthatthatlittlewomanwouldn\'tgetridofveryeasily. Good-night,gentlemen.I\'llgiveeitheroneofyoumyblessing.\" \"Good-night,Van,\"saidStanton,also.\"I\'mnotgoingtostayandlistentoyourabsurdpredictions.NeithershallIpermityoutoenjoyallbyyourselfthedelicatewineofthatwoman\'swit.Whengoodthingsarepassinground,Iproposetohavemyshare.Mypresencecan\'thurtyourprospects.\" \"Andifitdid,Ik,doyouthinkmesuchachurlastotrytocrowdyouaway?\" \"That\'smagnanimous.Isupposeyouandmycousincanmanagetokeepthepeacebetweenyou.\" \"IthinkthechangewillbefarmoredisagreeabletoMissMayhewthantome.\" \"Youareverypolitetosayso.Good-night.\" \"Well,\"musedVanBerg,whenlefttohimself;\"I\'vemadeprogressto-dayafterafashion.Wehavebeenquitethoroughlyintroduced——infact\'throwntogether,\'asfateandallherfriendswillhaveit. Imighthavebeenweeksingainingasmuchinsightintohercharacterascircumstanceshavegivenmeinafewbriefhours.Butwhatamiserablerevelationshehasmadeofherself——cowardicethismorning——fraudthisafternoon,andcoldselfishness,thatcanamuseitselfwiththemortificationandmisfortunesofothers,thisevening.Thisisthemoralsideofthepicture.ButwhenIcameto\'speer\'aroundtoseewhethershehadanymindorrealculture,theexhibitionwasstillmorepitiable.Yegods!thatagirlcanlivetoherageandknowsolittlethatisworthknowing!Sheknowshowtodress——thatis,howtoenhanceherphysicalbeauty; andthat,Iadmit,isagreatdeal.Asfarasitgoesitiswell. Butofthetasteofabeautifuland,atthesametime,intellectualandhighlycultivatedwoman,shehasnoconception;withheritisaquestionoffleshandbloodonly.\" \"Iwonderifitwilleverbeotherwise?Iwonderifhermarvellousbeauty,whichisnowlikeabuddingrose,thatpartlyconcealstheworminitsheart,willsoon,liketheoverblownflower,revealsoclearlywhatmarsitslifethatscarcelyanythingelsewillbenoticed.Whatafateforaman——tobetiedforlifetoawomanwhowill,withsuregradation,passfromatleastoutwardbeautytoutterhideousness!Beauty,inacaselikethis,isbutamaskwhichtimeortheloathsomefingersofdiseasewouldsurelystripoff;andthenwhatanobjectwouldconfrontthedisenchantedlover! Itwouldbelikemarryingadisguiseddeath\'s-head.NeverbeforedidIrealizehowessentialismentalandmoralculturetogivevaluetomereexternalbeauty. \"Andyetsheseemstohaveakindofquicknessandaptness.Sheisnotwantinginwomanlyintuition.Istillaminclinedtobelieveshehasbeendwarfedbycircumstancesandherwretchedassociations. Hermindhasbeengivennobettermeansofdevelopmentthantheknowledgeofherbeauty,thegeneralandsuperficialhomagethatitalwaysreceives,thelittleroundofthoughtthatcentresaboutself,andthedailyquestionofdress.That\'snarrowingtheworlddowntoacagelargeenoughonlyforapoll-parrot.Ifthebirdwithinhasaparrot\'snature,whatistheuseofopeningthedoorandshowingitlarkssinginginthesky?Ifearthat\'swhatI\'mtryingtodo,andthatIshallgobacktomyfallworkwithameagreportfolioandagrudgeagainstnature,formockingmewiththefairestbrokenpromiseevermade.\" ChapterXIV.ARevelation. Thenextdaythreatenedtobeadrearyone,fortherainfellsosteadilyastomakeallsunny,out-of-doorpleasuresimpossible. Manylookedabroadwithfacesasdismalandcloudyasthesky; forthenumberofthosewhoriseabovetheircircumstanceswithacheerycouragearebutfew.Humanfacescanshine,althoughthesunbeclouded;but,asarule,theshadowfallsonthefacealso,andtheregalspiritsuccumbslikeaclodofearth. Thepeoplecamestragglingdownlatetobreakfastinthedarkmorning,and,withachildishegotismthatconsidersonlyselfandimmediatedesires,theloweringweatherwhichmeantrenewedbeautyandwealthtoalltheland,wasberatedasifitwereasmallspiteagainstthehandfulofpeopleattheLakeHouse.VanBergheardIdaMayhewexclaimingagainstthecloudsasifthisspitewereaimedatherselfonly. \"Someofherfriendsmightnotventurefromthecity,\"shesaid. \"Theyyouthsarenotventuresome,then,\"remarkedStanton,whoneverlostanopportunitytotease. \"Ofcoursetheydon\'twishtogetwet,\"shepouted. \"AndyetI\'llwageranyamountthattheyarenotofthe\'saltoftheearth\'inanyscripturalsense.Well,theyhadbetterstayintown,forthiswouldbeaninstanceof\'muchventured,nothinggained.\'\" \"Youremindmeofacertainfoxwhocouldnotsayenoughhardthingsaboutthegrapesthatwereoutofreach.Butmarkmywords,Mr. Sibleywillcome,ifitpours.\" \"Hewouldn\'triskthespoilingofhisclothesforanywomanliving.\" \"Youjudgehimbyyourself.Oh,dear,howshallIgetthroughthislong,horribleday!Youmencansmokelikebadchimneysthroughastorm,butformethereisnoresourceto-day,butadullnovelthatI\'vereadoncebefore.Letmesee,I\'llreadanhourandsleepthree,andthenitwillbetimetodressfordinner.Oh,good-morning,Mr.VanBerg,\"shesaystotheartistwhohadbeenlisteningtoherwhileapparentlygivingcloseattentiontoMrs. Mayhew\'sinterminabletiradeagainstrainydays;\"Ihavejustbeenenvyingyougentlemenwhocankillstupidhoursbysmoking.\" \"Iadmitthatitisalmostasbadassleeping.\" \"Iseethatyouhaveahomilypreparedonimprovingthetime,soIshallescapeatonce.\" OnthestairsshemetMissBurton,whowasdescendingwithabreezyswiftnessasifsheweremakingachargeonthegeneralgloomandsullennessoftheday. \"Good-morning,MissMayhew,\"shesaid;\"I\'mgladtoseeyoulookingsowellafterthesevereshakingupyouhadyesterday.Youwouldalmosttemptonetobelievethatroughusageissometimesgoodforus.\" \"Ihavenosuchbelief,Iassureyou.Yesterdaywasbadenough,butto-daypromisestobeworse.Iwasgoingtomakeupaboatingparty,butwhatcanonedowhenthewaterisoverheadinsteadofunderthekeel?\" \"Scoresofthings,\"wasthecheeryreply.\"I\'mgoingtohaveagoodtime.\" \"I\'mgoingtosleep,\"saidIda,passingon. \"MissBurton,\"saidStanton,joiningheratthefootofthestairs,\"Iperceive,evenfromyourmannerofdescendingtoourlowerworld,thatyouaredestinedtovanquishthedullnessofthisrainyday. Don\'tyouwishanally?\" \"Wouldyoubeanally,Mr.Stanton,ifyousawIwasdestinedtobevanquished?\" \"OfcourseIwould.\" \"Lookintheparlorthen.Thereareatleastadozenladiesalreadyvanquished.Theyareoppressedbythefoul-fiend,\'ennui.\' Transferyourchivalricoffertothemanddeliverthem.\" \"Stanton,\"laughedVanBerg,\"youareinhonorboundtodevoteyourselftothoseoppressedladies.\" \"TheprospectissodarkanddepressingthatIshallatleastcheermyselffirstwiththelightofacigar.\" \"Andsoyourchivalrywillendinsmoke,\"shesaid. \"Yes,MissBurton,thesmokeofbattle,whereyouareconcerned.\" \"Ifearyourwitisreadierthanyoursword.Thesoldierthatboastshowhewouldoverwhelmsomeotherfoethantheonebeforehimlosescredittothedegreethatheprotests.\" \"Youaremoreexacting,MissBurton,thantheladywhothrewherglovedownamongthelions.WhatchancewouldHerculeshimselfhaveofliftingthosetwelveheavyfemalesoutofthedumps?\" \"It\'snotwhatwedo,butwhatweattempt,thatshowsourspirit.\" \"ThenIshallexpecttoseeyouattemptgreatthings.\" \"I\'monlyawoman.\" \"AndI\'monlyaman.\" \"Onlyaman!whatgreatervantage-groundcouldonehavethantobeaman?\" \"Theadvantageisnotsouncommonthatoneneedbeundulyelated,\" stateStantonwithashrug.\"Iforgethowmanyhundredmillionsofusthereare.ButI\'mcurioustoseehowyouwillsetaboutrenderingthehuesofthisleadendayprismatic.\" \"Onlybybeingtheinnocentcauseofyourhighlycoloredlanguage,Iimagine.\" \"Oh,dear,\"exclaimedalittleboypetulantly,ashestrolledthroughthehallandlookedoutatthesteadydownfallofrain.\"Ohdear! Whycan\'titstopraining?\" \"There\'sthephilosophyofourtimeforyouinanutshell,\"saidVanBerg.\"Whenahumanatomwantsanything,whatbusinesshastheuniversetostandinitsway?\" \"Butyouhavenobetterphilosophytoofferthedisconsolatelittlefellow,Mr.BanBerg?\"MissBurtonasked. \"Now,Van,it\'syourturn.Remember,MissBurton,hehasthesamevantage-groundthatIhave.Indeedhe\'shalfaninchtaller.\" \"Theworldlongagolearnedbetterthantomeasuremenbyinches,Mr.Stanton.\" \"Alas,MissBurton,\"saidVanBerg;\"thebestphilosophyIhaveisthis:whenitrains,letitrain.\" \"AndthusI\'mprivilegedtomeetrepresentativesofthosetwoancientandhonorableschools,theStoicandEpicurean,andyouboththink,Ifear,thatifXanthippehadfoundedaschool,myphilosophywouldalsobedefined.ButperhapsyouwillthinkbetterofmeifItellthatlittlefellowastorytopassthetimeforhim.What\'sthematter,littlefolk?\"sheasked,fortwoorthreemoresmallcloudedfaceshadgatheredatthedoor. \"Matterenough,\"saidtheboy.\"Thishorridoldrainkeepsusinthehouse,wherewecan\'tdoanythingorstayanywhere.Wemustn\'tplayintheparlor,wemustn\'tmakeanoiseinthehalls,wemustn\'trunonthepiazzas.I\'dliketoliveinaworldwheretherewassomeplaceforboys.\" \"Poorchild,\"saidMissBurton;\"thisrainisasbadforyouasthedelugetoNoah\'sdove,ithasleftyounorefugeforthesoleofyourfoot.Willyoucomewithme?Noonehassaidyoumustnothearajollystory.\" \"Youwon\'ttellmeaboutanygoodlittleboyswhodiedwhentheywereasbigasIam?\" \"I\'llkeepmyword——itshallbeajollystory.\" \"Maywehearittoo?\"askedtheotherchildren. \"Yes,allofyou.\" \"Whereshallwego?\" \"Wewon\'tdisturbanyoneinthefarcorneroftheparlorbythepiano.Ifyouknowofanyotherlittlepeople,youcanbringthemthere,too,\"andtheyeachdartedoffinsearchofespecialcronies. \"Maywenothearthestoryalso?\"askedStanton. \"No,indeed,Imaybeabletointerestchildren,butnotphilosophers.\" \"Thenwewillgoandmeditate,\"saidVanBerg. \"Yes,\"sheadded,\"andinaccordancewithaNewYorkcustomofgreatantiquity,madefamiliartoyou,nodoubt,bythatgravehistorianDiedrichKnickerbocker,whogivesseveralgraphicaccountsofsuchcloudyruminationsonthepartofyourcity\'sgreat-grandfathers.\" \"IfearyouthinkthattheworshipfulPeterStuyvensant\'scounsellorsindulgedinmoretobaccothanthought,andthatthemajorityofthemhadasfewideasasoneofMr.Burleigh\'schimneys,\"saidVanBerg.\"Andyouregardusasthedirectdescendantsofthesemen,whoseliveswerecrownedwithsmoke-wreathsonly.\" \"Now,Mr.VanBerg,youproveyourselftobeaphilosopherofamodernschool,youdrawyourinductionssofarandwidefromyourdiminutivepremise.\" \"Well,MissBurton,youstandinveryfavorablecontrastwithuspoormortals.Wearegoingouttoaddtothecloudsthatlowerovertheworld,whileyouaretryingtobanishthem.\" \"Andif,afterhelpingthechildrentowardsthecloseofthisdismalday,yourheartshouldrelenttowardsus,\"addedStanton,\"youwillfindtwoworthyobjectsofyourcharity.\" \"Ohwhatafallingoffishere!\"sheexclaimed,followingtheimpatientchildren.\"Knightsatfirst,thenphilosophers,andnowobjectsofcharity.\" MissBurtonevidentlykeptherword,andtolda\"jollystory,\"forthefriendssawthroughtheparlorwindowsthatthecirclearoundhergrewlargerandmorehilariouscontinually.Thenwouldfollowmomentsofraptandeagerattention,showingthatthetalegainedinexcitementandinterestwhatitlostinhumor.Youngpeople,whodidnotliketobeclassedwithchildren,onebyoneyieldedtothetemptation.Therewaslifeandenjoymentinthatcorneranddulnesselsewhere,andnothingissoattractiveintheworldasgenuineandjoyouslife. Evenelderlyladieslookedwistfullyupattheoccasionalburstsofcontagiousmerriment,andthensighedthattheyhadlostthepoweroflaughingsoeasily. Atlastthemarvelouslegendcametoanendamidaroundofprolongedapplause. \"Another,another!\"wasthegeneraloutcry. ButMissBurtonhadobservedthattheladiesandgentlemenpresentseemedinclinedtobefriendlytowardstheyoungpeople\'sfun,andthereforeshebroachedanotherschemeofpleasurethatwouldvarytheentertainment. \"Perhaps,\"shesaid,\"yourpapasandmammasandtheothergoodpeoplewillnotobjecttoanold-fashionedVirginiareel.\" Ashoutofwelcomegreetedthisproposition. MissBurtonraisedherfingersoimpressivelythattherewasaninstanthush.Indeedsheseemedtohavegainedentirecontrolofthelargeandmiscellaneousgroupwhichsurroundedher. \"Wewilldrawupapetition,\"shesaid;\"forwebestenjoyourownrightsandpleasureswhenrespectingthoseofothers.Thislittleboyandgirlshalltakethepetitionaroundtoalltheladiesandgentlemenintheroom,andthisshallbethepetition: \"\'Dearladyandkindsir:Pleasedon\'tobjecttoourdancingaVirginiareelintheparlor.\'\" \"Allwhowishtodancecansignit.Nowwewillgototheofficeanddrawupthepetition.\"Andawaytheyallstarted,theyoungerchildren,wildwithglee,caperinginadvance.