\"No,itisn\'t。It\'saninvitationtofight。\"
\"Butwhatthedevildoyouwanttofightwithmefor?\"Sheldon\'sirritationwasgrowingattheother\'spersistence。\"I\'venoquarrelwithyou。Andwhatquarrelcanyouhavewithme?Ihaveneverinterferedwithyou。Youweremyguest。MissLacklandismypartner。Ifyousawfittomakelovetoher,andsomehowfailedtosucceed,whyshouldyouwanttofightwithme?Thisisthetwentiethcentury,mydearfellow,andduellingwentoutoffashionbeforeyouandIwereborn。\"
\"Youbegantherow,\"Tudordoggedlyasserted。\"Yougavemetounderstandthatitwastimeformetogo。Youfiredmeoutofyourhouse,inshort。AndthenyouhavethecheektowanttoknowwhyI
amstartingtherow。Itwon\'tdo,Itellyou。Youstartedit,andIamgoingtoseeitthrough。\"
Sheldonsmiledtolerantlyandproceededtolightacigarette。ButTudorwasnottobeturnedaside。
\"Youstartedthisrow,\"heurged。
\"Thereisn\'tanyrow。Ittakestwotomakearow,andI,forone,refusetohaveanythingtodowithsuchtomfoolery。\"
\"Youstartedit,Isay,andI\'lltellyouwhyyoustartedit。\"
\"Ifancyyou\'vebeendrinking,\"Sheldoninterposed。\"It\'stheonlyexplanationIcanfindforyourunreasonableness。\"
\"AndI\'lltellyouwhyyoustartedit。Itwasn\'tsillinessonyourparttoexaggeratethislittletrifleoflove-makingintosomethingserious。Iwaspoachingonyourpreserves,andyouwantedtogetridofme。Itwasallveryniceandsnughere,youandthegirl,untilIcamealong。Andnowyou\'rejealous——that\'sit,jealousy——
andwantmeoutofit。ButIwon\'tgo。\"
\"Thenstayonbyallmeans。Iwon\'tquarrelwithyouaboutit。
Makeyourselfcomfortable。Stayforayear,ifyouwish。\"
\"She\'snotyourwife,\"Tudorcontinued,asthoughtheotherhadnotspoken。\"Afellowhastherighttomakelovetoherunlessshe\'syour——well,perhapsitwasanerrorafterall,duetoignorance,perfectlyexcusable,onmypart。ImighthaveseenitwithhalfaneyeifI\'dlistenedtothegossiponthebeach。AllGuvutuandTulagiwerelaughingaboutit。Iwasafool,andIcertainlymadethemistakeoftakingthesituationonitsassumedinnocentface-
value。\"
SoangrywasSheldonbecomingthatthefaceandformoftheotherseemedtovibrateandoscillatebeforehiseyes。YetoutwardlySheldonwascalmandapparentlywearyofthediscussion。
\"Pleasekeepheroutoftheconversation,\"hesaid。
\"ButwhyshouldI?\"wasthedemand。\"Thepairofyoutrappedmeintomakingafoolofmyself。HowwasItoknowthateverythingwasnotallright?Youandsheactedasifeverythingwereonthesquare。Butmyeyesareopennow。Why,sheplayedtheoutragedwifetoperfection,slappedthetransgressorandfledtoyou。
Prettygoodproofofwhatallthebeachhasbeensaying。Partners,eh?——abusinesspartnership?Gammonmyeye,that\'swhatitis。\"
ThenitwasthatSheldonstruckout,coollyanddeliberately,withallthestrengthofhisarm,andTudor,caughtonthejaw,fellsideways,crumplingashedidsoandcrushingachairtokindlingwoodbeneaththeweightofhisfallingbody。Hepulledhimselfslowlytohisfeet,butdidnotoffertorush。
\"Nowwillyoufight?\"Tudorsaidgrimly。
Sheldonlaughed,andforthefirsttimewithtruespontaneity。Theintrinsicridiculousnessofthesituationwastoomuchforhissenseofhumour。Hemadeasiftorepeattheblow,butTudor,whiteofface,witharmshangingresistlesslyathissides,offerednodefence。
\"Idon\'tmeanafightwithfists,\"hesaidslowly。\"Imeantoafinish,tothedeath。You\'reagoodshotwithrevolverandrifle。
SoamI。That\'sthewaywe\'llsettleit。\"
\"Youhavegonecleanmad。Youarealunatic。\"
\"No,I\'mnot,\"Tudorretorted。\"I\'mamaninlove。AndonceagainIaskyoutogooutsideandsettleit,withanyweaponsyouchoose。\"
Sheldonregardedhimforthefirsttimewithgenuineseriousness,wonderingwhatstrangemaggotscouldbegnawinginhisbraintodrivehimtosuchunusualconduct。
\"Butmendon\'tactthiswayinreallife,\"Sheldonremarked。
\"You\'llfindI\'mprettyrealbeforeyou\'redonewithme。I\'mgoingtokillyouto-day。\"
\"Boshandnonsense,man。\"ThistimeSheldonhadlosthistemperoverthesuperficialaspectsofthesituation。\"Boshandnonsense,that\'sallitis。Mendon\'tfightduelsinthetwentiethcentury。
It\'s——it\'santediluvian,Itellyou。\"
\"SpeakingofJoan——\"
\"Pleasekeephernameoutofit,\"Sheldonwarnedhim。
\"Iwill,ifyou\'llfight。\"
Sheldonthrewuphisarmsdespairingly。
\"SpeakingofJoan——\"
\"Lookout,\"Sheldonwarnedagain。
\"Oh,goahead,knockmedown。Butthatwon\'tclosemymouth。Youcanknockmedownallday,butasfastasIgettomyfeetI\'llspeakofJoanagain。Nowwillyoufight?\"
\"Listentome,Tudor,\"Sheldonbegan,withaneffortatdecisiveness。\"IamnotusedtotakingfrommenatitheofwhatI\'vealreadytakenfromyou。\"
\"You\'lltakealotmorebeforetheday\'sout,\"wastheanswer。\"I
tellyou,yousimplymustfight。I\'llgiveyouafairchancetokillme,butI\'llkillyoubeforetheday\'sout。Thisisn\'tcivilization。It\'stheSolomonIslands,andaprettyprimitivepropositionforallthat。KingEdwardandlawandorderarerepresentedbytheCommissioneratTulagiandanoccasionalvisitinggunboat。Andtwomenandonewomanisanequallyprimitiveproposition。We\'llsettleitinthegoodoldprimitiveway。\"
AsSheldonlookedathimthethoughtcametohismindthatafteralltheremightbesomethingintheother\'swildadventuresovertheearth。Itrequiredamanofthatcalibre,amancapableofobtrudingaduelintoorderlytwentiethcenturylife,tofindsuchwildadventures。
\"There\'sonlyonewaytostopme,\"Tudorwenton。\"Ican\'tinsultyoudirectly,Iknow。Youaretooeasy-going,orcowardly,orboth,forthat。ButIcannarrateforyouthetalkofthebeach——
ah,thatgrindsyou,doesn\'tit?Icantellyouwhatthebeachhastosayaboutyouandthisyounggirlrunningaplantationunderabusinesspartnership。\"
\"Stop!\"Sheldoncried,fortheotherwasbeginningtovibrateandoscillatebeforehiseyes。\"Youwantaduel。I\'llgiveittoyou。\"Thenhiscommon-senseanddislikefortheridiculousassertedthemselves,andheadded,\"Butit\'sabsurd,impossible。\"
\"JoanandDavid——partners,eh?JoanandDavid——partners,\"Tudorbegantoiterateandreiterateinamaliciousandscornfulchant。
\"Forheaven\'ssakekeepquiet,andI\'llletyouhaveyourway,\"
Sheldoncried。\"Ineversawafoolsobentonhisfolly。Whatkindofaduelshallitbe?Therearenoseconds。Whatweaponsshallweuse?\"
ImmediatelyTudor\'smonkey-likeimpishnesslefthim,andhewasoncemorethecool,self-possessedmanoftheworld。
\"I\'veoftenthoughtthattheidealduelshouldbesomewhatdifferentfromtheconventionalone,\"hesaid。\"I\'vefoughtseveralofthatsort,youknow——\"
\"Frenchones,\"Sheldoninterrupted。
\"Callthemthat。Butspeakingofthisidealduel,hereitis。Noseconds,ofcourse,andnoonlookers。Thetwoprincipalsalonearenecessary。Theymayuseanyweaponstheyplease,fromrevolversandriflestomachinegunsandpompoms。Theystartamileapart,andadvanceoneachother,takingadvantageofcover,retreating,circling,feinting——anythingandeverythingpermissible。Inshort,theprincipalsshallhunteachother——\"
\"LikeacoupleofwildIndians?\"
\"Precisely,\"criedTudor,delighted。\"You\'vegottheidea。AndBerandeisjusttheplace,andthisisjusttherighttime。MissLacklandwillbetakinghersiesta,andshe\'llthinkweare。We\'vegottwohoursforitbeforeshewakes。Sohurryupandcomeon。
YoustartoutfromtheBalesunaandIstartfromtheBerande。
Thosetworiversaretheboundariesoftheplantation,aren\'tthey?
Verywell。Thefieldoftheduelwillbetheplantation。Neitherprincipalmustgooutsideitsboundaries。Areyousatisfied?\"
\"Quite。ButhaveyouanyobjectionsifIleavesomeorders?\"
\"Notatall,\"Tudoracquiesced,thepinkofcourtesynowthathiswishhadbeengranted。
Sheldonclappedhishands,andtherunninghouse-boyhurriedawaytobringbackAdamuAdamandNoaNoah。
\"Listen,\"Sheldonsaidtothem。\"Thismanandme,wehaveonebigfightto-day。Maybehedie。MaybeIdie。Ifhedie,allright。
IfIdie,youtwolookafterMissieLackalanna。Youtakerifles,andyoulookafterherdaytimeandnight-time。IfshewanttotalkwithMr。Tudor,allright。Ifshenotwanttotalk,youmakehimkeepaway。Savvee?\"
Theygruntedandnodded。Theyhadhadmuchtodowithwhitemen,andhadlearnednevertoquestionthestrangewaysofthestrangebreed。Ifthesetwosawfittogooutandkilleachother,thatwastheirbusinessandnotthebusinessoftheislanders,whotookordersfromthem。Theysteppedtothegun-rack,andeachpickedarifle。
\"BetterallTahitianmenhaverifles,\"suggestedAdamuAdam。
\"Maybebigtroublecome。\"
\"Allright,youtakethem,\"Sheldonanswered,busywithissuingtheammunition。
Theywenttothedooranddownthesteps,carryingtheeightriflestotheirquarters。Tudor,withcartridge-beltsforrifleandpistolstrappedaroundhim,rifleinhand,stoodimpatientlywaiting。
\"Comeon,hurryup;we\'reburningdaylight,\"heurged,asSheldonsearchedafterextraclipsforhisautomaticpistol。
Togethertheypasseddownthestepsandoutofthecompoundtothebeach,wheretheyturnedtheirbackstoeachother,andeachproceededtowardhisdestination,theirriflesinthehollowsoftheirarms,TudorwalkingtowardtheBerandeandSheldontowardtheBalesuna。
CHAPTERXXVII——MODERNDUELLING
BarelyhadSheldonreachedtheBalesuna,whenheheardthefaintreportofadistantrifleandknewitwasthesignalofTudor,givingnoticethathehadreachedtheBerande,turnedabout,andwascomingback。Sheldonfiredhisrifleintotheairinanswer,andinturnproceededtoadvance。Hemovedasinadream,absent-
mindedlykeepingtotheopenbeach。Thethingwassopreposterousthathehadtostruggletorealizeit,andhereviewedinhismindtheconversationwithTudor,tryingtofindsomecluetothecommon-senseofwhathewasdoing。HedidnotwanttokillTudor。
Becausethatmanhadblunderedinhislove-makingwasnoreasonthathe,Sheldon,shouldtakehislife。Thenwhatwasitallabout?True,thefellowhadinsultedJoanbyhissubsequentremarksandbeenknockeddownforit,butbecausehehadknockedhimdownwasnoreasonthatheshouldnowtrytokillhim。
Inthisfashionhecoveredaquarterofthedistancebetweenthetworivers,whenitdawneduponhimthatTudorwasnotonthebeachatall。Ofcoursenot。Hewasadvancing,accordingtothetermsoftheagreement,intheshelterofthecocoanuttrees。Sheldonpromptlyswervedtothelefttoseeksimilarshelter,whenthefaintcrackofariflecametohisears,andalmostimmediatelythebullet,strikingthehardsandahundredfeetbeyondhim,ricochettedandwhinedonwardonasecondflight,convincinghimthat,preposterousandunrealasitwas,itwasneverthelesssoberfact。Ithadbeenintendedforhim。Yeteventhenitwashardtobelieve。Heglancedoverthefamiliarlandscapeandattheseadimplinginthelightbutsteadybreeze。FromthedirectionofTulagihecouldseethewhitesailsofaschoonerlayingatackacrosstowardBerande。Downthebeachahorsewasgrazing,andheidlywonderedwheretheotherswere。Thesmokerisingfromthecopra-dryingcaughthiseyes,whichrovedonoverthebarracks,thetool-houses,theboat-sheds,andthebungalow,andcametorestonJoan\'slittlegrasshouseinthecornerofthecompound。
Keepingnowtotheshelterofthetrees,hewentforwardanotherquarterofamile。IfTudorhadadvancedwithequalspeedtheyshouldhavecometogetheratthatpoint,andSheldonconcludedthattheotherwascircling。Thedifficultywastolocatehim。Therowsoftrees,runningatrightangles,enabledhimtoseealongonlyonenarrowavenueatatime。Hisenemymightbecomingalongthenextavenue,orthenext,torightorleft。Hemightbeahundredfeetawayorhalfamile。Sheldonploddedon,anddecidedthattheoldstereotypedduelwasfarsimplerandeasierthanthisprotractedhide-and-seekaffair。He,too,triedcircling,inthehopeofcuttingtheother\'scircle;but,withoutcatchingaglimpseofhim,hefinallyemergeduponafreshclearingwheretheyoungtrees,waist-high,affordedlittleshelterandlesshiding。Justasheemerged,steppingoutapace,ariflecrackedtohisright,andthoughhedidnothearthebulletinpassing,thethudofitcametohisearswhenitstruckapalm-trunkfartheron。
Hesprangbackintotheprotectionofthelargertrees。Twicehehadexposedhimselfandbeenfiredat,whilehehadfailedtocatchasingleglimpseofhisantagonist。Aslowangerbegantoburninhim。Itwasdeucedlyunpleasant,hedecided,thisbeingpepperedat;andnonsensicalasitreallywas,itwasnonethelessdeadlyserious。Therewasnoavoidingtheissue,nofiringintheairandgettingoverwithitasintheold-fashionedduel。Thismutualman-huntmustkeepupuntilonegottheother。Andifoneneglectedachancetogettheother,thatincreasedtheother\'schancetogethim。Therecouldbenofalsesentimentaboutit。
Tudorhadbeenacunningdevilwhenheproposedthissortofduel,Sheldonconcluded,ashebegantoworkalongcautiouslyinthedirectionofthelastshot。
Whenhearrivedatthespot,Tudorwasgone,andonlyhisfoot-
printsremained,pointingoutthecoursehehadtakenintothedepthsoftheplantation。Once,tenminuteslater,hecaughtaglimpseofTudor,ahundredyardsaway,crossingthesameavenueashimselfbutgoingintheoppositedirection。Hisriflehalf-leapedtohisshoulder,buttheotherwasgone。Moreinwhimthaninhopeofresult,grinningtohimselfashedidso,SheldonraisedhisautomaticpistolandintwosecondssenteightshotsscatteringthroughthetreesinthedirectioninwhichTudorhaddisappeared。
Wishinghehadashot-gun,Sheldondroppedtothegroundbehindatree,slippedafreshclipupthehollowbuttofthepistol,threwacartridgeintothechamber,shovedthesafetycatchintoplace,andreloadedtheemptyclip。
ItwasbutashorttimeafterthatthatTudortriedthesametrickonhim,thebulletspatteringabouthimlikespitefulrain,thuddingintothepalmtrunks,orglancingoffinwhiningricochets。Thelastbulletofall,makingadoublericochetfromtwodifferenttreesandlosingmostofitsmomentum,struckSheldonasharpblowontheforeheadanddroppedathisfeet。Hewaspartlystunnedforthemoment,butoninvestigationfoundnogreaterharmthananastylumpthatsoonrosetothesizeofapigeon\'segg。
Thehuntwenton。Once,comingtotheedgeofthegrovenearthebungalow,hesawthehouse-boysandthecook,clusteredonthebackverandaandpeeringcuriouslyamongthetrees,talkingandlaughingwithoneanotherintheirqueerfalsettovoices。Anothertimehecameuponaworking-gangbusyathoeingweeds。Theyscarcelynoticedhimwhenhecameup,thoughtheyknewthoroughlywellwhatwasgoingon。Itwasnoaffairoftheirsthattheenigmaticalwhitemenshouldbeouttryingtokilleachother,andwhateverinterestintheproceedingsmightbetheirstheywerecarefultoconcealitfromSheldon。Heorderedthemtocontinuehoeingweedsinadistantandout-of-the-waycorner,andwentonwiththepursuitofTudor。
Tiringoftheendlesscircling,Sheldontriedoncemoretoadvancedirectlyonhisfoe,butthelatterwastoocrafty,takingadvantageofhisboldnesstofireacoupleofshotsathim,andslippingawayonsomechangedandcontinuallychangingcourse。Foranhourtheydodgedandturnedandtwistedbackandforthandaround,andhuntedeachotheramongtheorderlypalms。Theycaughtfleetingglimpsesofeachotherandchancedflyingshotswhichwerewithoutresult。Onagrassyshelterbehindatree,SheldoncameuponwhereTudorhadrestedandsmokedacigarette。Thepressedgrassshowedwherehehadsat。Toonesidelaythecigarettestumpandthecharredmatchwhichhadlightedit。Infrontlayascatteringofbrightmetallicfragments。Sheldonrecognizedtheirsignificance。Tudorwasnotchinghissteel-jacketedbullets,orcuttingthemblunt,sothattheywouldspreadonstriking——inshort,hewasmakingthemintotheviciousdum-dumprohibitedinmodernwarfare。Sheldonknewnowwhatwouldhappentohimifabulletstruckhisbody。Itwouldleaveatinyholewhereitentered,buttheholewhereitemergedwouldbethesizeofasaucer。
Hedecidedtogiveupthepursuit,andlaydowninthegrass,protectedrightandleftbytherowofpalms,withoneitherhandthelongavenueextending。Thishecouldwatch。Tudorwouldhavetocometohimorelsetherewouldbenoterminationoftheaffair。
Hewipedthesweatfromhisfaceandtiedthehandkerchiefaroundhisnecktokeepoffthestinginggnatsthatlurkedinthegrass。
Neverhadhefeltsogreatadisgustforthethingcalled\"adventure。\"Joanhadbeenbadenough,withherBaden-Powellandlong-barrelledColt\'s;butherewasthisnewcomeralsolookingforadventure,andfindingitinnootherwaythanbyluggingapeace-
lovingplanterintoanabsurdandpreposterousbush-whackingduel。
Ifeveradventurewaswelldamned,itwasbySheldon,sweatinginthewindlessgrassandfightinggnats,thewhilehekeptclosewatchupanddowntheavenue。
ThenTudorcame。Sheldonhappenedtobelookinginhisdirectionatthemomenthecameintoview,peeringquicklyupanddowntheavenuebeforehesteppedintotheopen。Midwayhestopped,asifdebatingwhatcoursetopursue。Hemadeasplendidmark,facinghisconcealedenemyattwohundredyards\'distance。Sheldonaimedatthecentreofhischest,thendeliberatelyshiftedtheaimtohisrightshoulder,and,withthethought,\"Thatwillputhimoutofbusiness,\"pulledthetrigger。Thebullet,drivingwithmomentumsufficienttoperforateaman\'sbodyamiledistant,struckTudorwithsuchforceastopivothim,whirlinghimhalfaroundbytheshockofitsimpactandknockinghimdown。
\"\'HopeIhaven\'tkilledthebeggar,\"Sheldonmutteredaloud,springingtohisfeetandrunningforward。
AhundredfeetawayallanxietyonthatscorewasrelievedbyTudor,whomadeshiftwithhislefthand,andfromhisautomaticpistolhurledarainofbulletsallaroundSheldon。Thelatterdodgedbehindapalmtrunk,countingtheshots,andwhentheeighthhadbeenfiredherushedinonthewoundedman。Hekickedthepistoloutoftheother\'shand,andthensatdownonhiminordertokeephimdown。
\"Bequiet,\"hesaid。\"I\'vegotyou,sothere\'snousestruggling。\"
Tudorstillattemptedtostruggleandtothrowhimoff。
\"Keepquiet,Itellyou,\"Sheldoncommanded。\"I\'msatisfiedwiththeoutcome,andyou\'vegottobe。Soyoumightaswellgiveinandcallthisaffairclosed。\"
Tudorreluctantlyrelaxed。
\"Ratherfunny,isn\'tit,thesemodernduels?\"Sheldongrinneddownathimasheremovedhisweight。\"Notabitdignified。Ifyou\'dstruggledamomentlongerI\'dhaverubbedyourfaceintheearth。
I\'veagoodmindtodoitanyway,justtoteachyouthatduellinghasgoneoutoffashion。Nowletusseetoyourinjuries。\"
\"Youonlygotmethatlast,\"Tudorgruntedsullenly,\"lyinginambushlike——\"
\"LikeawildIndian。Precisely。You\'vecaughttheidea,oldman。\"
Sheldonceasedhismockingandstoodup。\"YoulietherequietlyuntilIsendbacksomeoftheboystocarryyouin。You\'renotseriouslyhurt,andit\'sluckyforyouIdidn\'tfollowyourexample。Ifyouhadbeenstruckwithoneofyourownbullets,acarriageandpairwouldhavebeennonetoolargetodrivethroughtheholeitwouldhavemade。Asitis,you\'redrilledclean——anicelittleperforation。Allyouneedisantisepticwashinganddressing,andyou\'llbearoundinamonth。Nowtakeiteasy,andI\'llsendastretcherforyou。\"
CHAPTERXXVIII——CAPITULATION
WhenSheldonemergedfromamongthetreeshefoundJoanwaitingatthecompoundgate,andhecouldnotfailtoseethatshewasvisiblygladdenedatthesightofhim。
\"Ican\'ttellyouhowgladIamtoseeyou,\"washergreeting。
\"What\'sbecomeofTudor?Thatlastflutteroftheautomaticwasn\'tnicetolistento。WasityouorTudor?\"
\"Soyouknowallaboutit,\"heansweredcoolly。\"Well,itwasTudor,buthewasdoingitleft-handed。He\'sdownwithaholeinhisshoulder。\"Helookedatherkeenly。\"Disappointing,isn\'tit?\"hedrawled。
\"Howdoyoumean?\"
\"Why,thatIdidn\'tkillhim。\"
\"ButIdidn\'twanthimkilledjustbecausehekissedme,\"shecried。
\"Oh,hedidkissyou!\"Sheldonretorted,inevidentsurprise。\"I
thoughtyousaidhehurtyourarm。\"
\"Onecouldcallitakiss,thoughitwasonlyontheendofthenose。\"Shelaughedattherecollection。\"ButIpaidhimbackforthatmyself。Iboxedhisfaceforhim。Andhedidhurtmyarm。
It\'sblackandblue。Lookatit。\"
Shepulleduptheloosesleeveofherblouse,andhesawthebruisedimprintsoftwofingers。
Justthenagangofblackscameoutfromamongthetreescarryingthewoundedmanonaroughstretcher。
\"Romantic,isn\'tit?\"Sheldonsneered,followingJoan\'sstartledgaze。\"AndnowI\'llhavetoplaysurgeonanddoctorhimup。
Funny,thistwentieth-centuryduelling。Firstyoudrillaholeinaman,andnextyousetaboutpluggingtheholeup。\"
Theyhadsteppedasidetoletthestretcherpass,andTudor,whohadheardtheremark,liftedhimselfupontheelbowofhissoundarmandsaidwithadefiantgrin,-
\"Ifyou\'dgotoneofmineyou\'dhavehadtoplugwithadinner-
plate。\"
\"Oh,youwretch!\"Joancried。\"You\'vebeencuttingyourbullets。\"
\"Itwasaccordingtoagreement,\"Tudoranswered。\"Everythingwent。
Wecouldhaveuseddynamiteifwewantedto。\"
\"He\'sright,\"Sheldonassuredher,astheyswunginbehind。\"Anyweaponwaspermissible。Ilayinthegrasswherehecouldn\'tseeme,andbushwhackedhimintrulynoblefashion。That\'swhatcomesofhavingwomenontheplantation。Andnowit\'santisepticsanddrainagetubes,Isuppose。It\'sanastymess,andI\'llhavetoreaduponitbeforeItacklethejob。\"
\"Idon\'tseethatit\'smyfault,\"shebegan。\"Icouldn\'thelpitbecausehekissedme。Ineverdreamedhewouldattemptit。\"
\"Wedidn\'tfightforthatreason。Butthereisn\'ttimetoexplain。
Ifyou\'llgetdressingsandbandagesreadyI\'lllookup\'gun-shotwounds\'andseewhat\'stobedone。\"
\"Ishebleedingseriously?\"sheasked。
\"No;thebulletseemstohavemissedtheimportantarteries。Butthatwouldhavebeenapickle。\"
\"Thenthere\'snoneedtobotheraboutreadingup,\"Joansaid。\"AndI\'mjustdyingtohearwhatitwasallabout。TheApostleislyingbecalmedinsidethepoint,andherboatsareouttowing。She\'llbeatanchorinfiveminutes,andDoctorWelshmereissuretobeonboard。Soallwe\'vegottodoistomakeTudorcomfortable。We\'dbetterputhiminyourroomunderthemosquito-netting,andsendaboatofftotellDr。Welshmeretobringhisinstruments。\"
Anhourafterward,Dr。Welshmereleftthepatientcomfortableandattendedto,andwentdowntothebeachtogoonboard,promisingtocomebacktodinner。JoanandSheldon,standingontheveranda,watchedhimdepart。
\"I\'llneverhaveitinforthemissionariesagainsinceseeingthemhereintheSolomons,\"shesaid,seatingherselfinasteamer-
chair。
ShelookedatSheldonandbegantolaugh。
\"That\'sright,\"hesaid。\"It\'sthewayIfeel,playingthefoolandtryingtomurderaguest。\"
\"Butyouhaven\'ttoldmewhatitwasallabout。\"
\"You,\"heansweredshortly。
\"Me?Butyoujustsaiditwasn\'t。\"
\"Oh,itwasn\'tthekiss。\"Hewalkedovertotherailingandleanedagainstit,facingher。\"Butitwasaboutyouallthesame,andI
mayaswelltellyou。Youremember,IwarnedyoulongagowhatwouldhappenwhenyouwantedtobecomeapartnerinBerande。Well,allthebeachisgossipingaboutit;andTudorpersistedinrepeatingthegossiptome。Soyouseeitwon\'tdoforyoutostayonhereunderpresentconditions。Itwouldbebetterifyouwentaway。\"
\"ButIdon\'twanttogoaway,\"sheobjectedwithruefulcountenance。
\"Achaperone,then——\"
\"No,norachaperone。\"
\"Butyousurelydon\'texpectmetogoaroundshootingeveryslandererintheSolomonsthatopenshismouth?\"hedemandedgloomily。
\"No,northateither,\"sheansweredwithquickimpulsiveness。
\"I\'lltellyouwhatwe\'lldo。We\'llgetmarriedandputastoptoitall。There!\"
Helookedatherinamazement,andwouldhavebelievedthatshewasmakingfunofhimhaditnotbeenforthewarmbloodthatsuddenlysuffusedhercheeks。
\"Doyoumeanthat?\"heaskedunsteadily。\"Why?\"
\"Toputastoptoallthenastygossipofthebeach。That\'saprettygoodreason,isn\'tit?\"
Thetemptationwasstrongenoughandsuddenenoughtomakehimwaver,butallthedisgustcamebacktohimthatwashiswhenhelayinthegrassfightinggnatsandcursingadventure,andheanswered,-
\"No;itisworsethannoreasonatall。Idon\'tcaretomarryyouasamatterofexpedience——\"
\"Youarethemostridiculouscreature!\"shebrokein,withaflashofherold-timeanger。\"Youtalkloveandmarriagetome,verymuchagainstmywish,andgomooningaroundovertheplantationweekafterweekbecauseyoucan\'thaveme,andlookatmewhenyouthinkI\'mnotnoticingandwhenallthetimeI\'mwonderingwhenyouhadyourlastsquaremealbecauseofthehungrylookinyoureyes,andmakeeyesatmyrevolver-belthangingonanail,andfightduelsaboutme,andalltherest——and——andnow,whenIsayI\'llmarryyou,youdoyourselfthehonourofrefusingme。\"
\"Youcan\'tmakemeanymoreridiculousthanIfeel,\"heanswered,rubbingthelumponhisforeheadreflectively。\"Andifthisistheacceptedromanticprogramme——adueloveragirl,andthegirlrushingintothearmsofthewinner——why,Ishallnotmakeabiggerassofmyselfbygoinginforit。\"
\"Ithoughtyou\'djumpatit,\"sheconfessed,withanaivetehecouldnotbutquestion,forhethoughthesawaroguishgleaminhereyes。
\"Myconceptionoflovemustdifferfromyoursthen,\"hesaid。\"I
shouldwantawomantomarrymeforloveofme,andnotoutofromanticadmirationbecauseIwasluckyenoughtodrillaholeinaman\'sshoulderwithsmokelesspowder。ItellyouIamdisgustedwiththisadventuretom-fooleryandrot。Idon\'tlikeit。Tudorisasampleoftheadventure-kind——pickingaquarrelwithmeandbehavinglikeamonkey,insistingonfightingwithme——\'tothedeath,\'hesaid。Itwaslikeapennydreadful。\"
Shewasbitingherlip,andthoughhereyeswerecoolandlevel-
lookingasever,thetell-taleangryredwasinhercheeks。
\"Ofcourse,ifyoudon\'twanttomarryme——\"
\"ButIdo,\"hehastilyinterposed。
\"Oh,youdo——\"
\"Butdon\'tyousee,littlegirl,Iwantyoutoloveme,\"hehurriedon。\"Otherwise,itwouldbeonlyhalfamarriage。Idon\'twantyoutomarrymesimplybecausebysodoingastopisputtothebeachgossip,nordoIwantyoutomarrymeoutofsomefoolishromanticnotion。Ishouldn\'twantyou……thatway。\"
\"Oh,inthatcase,\"shesaidwithassumeddeliberateness,andhecouldhavesworntotheroguishgleam,\"inthatcase,sinceyouarewillingtoconsidermyoffer,letmemakeafewremarks。Inthefirstplace,youneedn\'tsneeratadventurewhenyouarelivingityourself;andyouwerecertainlylivingitwhenIfoundyoufirst,downwithfeveronalonelyplantationwithacoupleofhundredwildcannibalsthirstingforyourlife。ThenIcamealong——\"
\"Andwhatwithyourarrivinginagale,\"hebrokein,\"freshfromthewreckoftheschooner,landingonthebeachinawhale-boatfullofpicturesqueTahitiansailors,andcomingintothebungalowwithaBaden-Powellonyourhead,sea-bootsonyourfeet,andawhackingbigColt\'sdanglingonyourhip——why,Iamonlytooreadytoadmitthatyouwerethequintessenceofadventure。\"
\"Verygood,\"shecriedexultantly。\"It\'smeresimplearithmetic——
theaddingofyouradventureandmyadventuretogether。Sothat\'ssettled,andyouneedn\'tjeeratadventureanymore。Next,Idon\'tthinktherewasanythingromanticinTudor\'sattemptingtokissme,noranythinglikeadventureinthisabsurdduel。ButIdothink,now,thatitwasromanticforyoutofallinlovewithme。Andfinally,anditisaddingromancetoromance,Ithink……IthinkIdoloveyou,Dave——oh,Dave!\"
Thelastwasasighingdove-cryashecaughtherupinhisarmsandpressedhertohim。
\"ButIdon\'tloveyoubecauseyouplayedthefoolto-day,\"shewhisperedonhisshoulder。\"Whitemenshouldn\'tgoaroundkillingeachother。\"
\"Thenwhydoyouloveme?\"hequestioned,enthralledafterthemannerofallloversintheeverlastingquerythatforeverhasremainedunanswered。
\"Idon\'tknow——justbecauseIdo,Iguess。Andthat\'sallthesatisfactionyougavemewhenwehadthatman-talk。ButIhavebeenlovingyouforweeks——duringallthetimeyouhavebeensodeliciouslyandunobtrusivelyjealousofTudor。\"
\"Yes,yes,goon,\"heurgedbreathlessly,whenshepaused。
\"Iwonderedwhenyou\'dbreakout,andbecauseyoudidn\'tIlovedyouallthemore。YouwerelikeDad,andVon。Youcouldholdyourselfincheck。Youdidn\'tmakeafoolofyourself。\"
\"Notuntilto-day,\"hesuggested。
\"Yes,andIlovedyouforthat,too。Itwasabouttime。Ibegantothinkyouwerenevergoingtobringupthesubjectagain。AndnowthatIhaveofferedmyselfyouhaven\'tevenaccepted。\"
Withbothhandsonhershouldersheheldheratarm\'s-lengthfromhimandlookedlongintohereyes,nolongercoolbutseeminglypervadedwithagoldenflush。Thelidsdroopedandyetbravelydidnotdroopasshereturnedhisgaze。Thenhefondlyandsolemnlydrewhertohim。
\"Andhowaboutthathearthandsaddleofyourown?\"heasked,amomentlater。
\"Iwell-nighwontothem。Thegrasshouseismyhearth,andtheMarthamysaddle,and——andlookatallthetreesI\'veplanted,tosaynothingofthesweetcorn。Andit\'sallyourfaultanyway。I
mightneverhavelovedyouifyouhadn\'tputtheideaintomyhead。\"
\"There\'stheNongasslacominginaroundthepointwithherboatsout,\"Sheldonremarkedirrelevantly。\"AndtheCommissionerisonboard。He\'sgoingdowntoSanCristovaltoinvestigatethatmissionarykilling。We\'reinluck,Imustsay。\"
\"Idon\'tseewheretheluckcomesin,\"shesaiddolefully。\"Weoughttohavethiseveningalltoourselvesjusttotalkthingsover。I\'veathousandquestionstoaskyou。\"
\"Anditwouldn\'thavebeenaman-talkeither,\"sheadded。
\"Butmyplanisbetterthanthat。\"Hedebatedwithhimselfamoment。\"Yousee,theCommissioneristheoneofficialintheislandswhocangiveusalicense。And——there\'stheluckofit——
DoctorWelshmereisheretoperformtheceremony。We\'llgetmarriedthisevening。\"
Joanrecoiledfromhiminpanic,tearingherselffromhisarmsandgoingbackwardseveralsteps。Hecouldseethatshewasreallyfrightened。
\"I……Ithought……\"shestammered。
Then,slowly,thechangecameoverher,andthebloodfloodedintoherfaceinthesameamazingblushhehadseenoncebeforethatday。Hercool,level-lookingeyeswerenolongerlevel-lookingnorcool,butwarmlydroopingandjustunabletomeethis,asshecametowardhimandnestledinthecircleofhisarms,sayingsoftly,almostinawhisper,-
\"Iamready,\"Dave。\"