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类别:其他 作者:Robert Louis Stevenson字数:20050更新时间:18/12/14 14:51:33
MyDearSidneyColvin,Thejourneywhichthislittlebookistodescribewasveryagreeableandfortunateforme。Afteranuncouthbeginning,Ihadthebestoflucktotheend。ButwearealltravellersinwhatJohnBunyancallsthewildernessofthisworld-all,too,travellerswithadonkey:andthebestthatwefindinourtravelsisanhonestfriend。Heisafortunatevoyagerwhofindsmany。Wetravel,indeed,tofindthem。Theyaretheendandtherewardoflife。Theykeepusworthyofourselves;andwhenwearealone,weareonlynearertotheabsent。 Everybookis,inanintimatesense,acircularlettertothefriendsofhimwhowritesit。Theyalonetakehismeaning;theyfindprivatemessages,assurancesoflove,andexpressionsofgratitude,droppedforthemineverycorner。Thepublicisbutagenerouspatronwhodefraysthepostage。Yetthroughtheletterisdirectedtoall,wehaveanoldandkindlycustomofaddressingitontheoutsidetoone。Ofwhatshallamanbeproud,ifheisnotproudofhisfriends?Andso,mydearSidneyColvin,itiswithpridethatIsignmyselfaffectionatelyyours,R。L。S。 VELAY Manyarethemightythings,andnoughtismoremightythanman……Hemastersbyhisdevicesthetenantofthefields。 SOPHOCLES。 Whohathloosedthebandsofthewildass? JOB。 THEDONKEY,THEPACK,ANDTHEPACK-SADDLE INalittleplacecalledLeMonastier,inapleasanthighlandvalleyfifteenmilesfromLePuy,Ispentaboutamonthoffinedays。Monastierisnotableforthemakingoflace,fordrunkenness,forfreedomoflanguage,andforunparalleledpoliticaldissension。ThereareadherentsofeachofthefourFrenchparties-Legitimists,Orleanists,Imperialists,andRepublicans-inthislittlemountain-town;andtheyallhate,loathe,decry,andcalumniateeachother。Exceptforbusinesspurposes,ortogiveeachotherthelieinatavernbrawl,theyhavelaidasideeventhecivilityofspeech。\'TisameremountainPoland。InthemidstofthisBabylonIfoundmyselfarallying- point;everyonewasanxioustobekindandhelpfultothestranger。Thiswasnotmerelyfromthenaturalhospitalityofmountainpeople,norevenfromthesurprisewithwhichIwasregardedasamanlivingofhisownfreewillinLeMonastier,whenhemightjustaswellhavelivedanywhereelseinthisbigworld; itaroseagooddealfrommyprojectedexcursionsouthwardthroughtheCevennes。Atravellerofmysortwasathinghithertounheardofinthatdistrict。Iwaslookeduponwithcontempt,likeamanwhoshouldprojectajourneytothemoon,butyetwitharespectfulinterest,likeonesettingforthfortheinclementPole。Allwerereadytohelpinmypreparations;acrowdofsympathiserssupportedmeatthecriticalmomentofabargain;notastepwastakenbutwasheraldedbyglassesroundandcelebratedbyadinnerorabreakfast。 ItwasalreadyharduponOctoberbeforeIwasreadytosetforth,andatthehighaltitudesoverwhichmyroadlaytherewasnoIndiansummertobelookedfor。Iwasdetermined,ifnottocampout,atleasttohavethemeansofcampingoutinmypossession; forthereisnothingmoreharassingtoaneasymindthanthenecessityofreachingshelterbydusk,andthehospitalityofavillageinnisnotalwaystobereckonedsurebythosewhotrudgeonfoot。Atent,aboveallforasolitarytraveller,istroublesometopitch,andtroublesometostrikeagain;andevenonthemarchitformsaconspicuousfeatureinyourbaggage。A sleeping-sack,ontheotherhand,isalwaysready-youhaveonlytogetintoit;itservesadoublepurpose-abedbynight,aportmanteaubyday;anditdoesnotadvertiseyourintentionofcampingouttoeverycuriouspasser-by。Thisisahugepoint。Ifacampisnotsecret,itisbutatroubledresting-place;youbecomeapubliccharacter;theconvivialrusticvisitsyourbedsideafteranearlysupper;andyoumustsleepwithoneeyeopen,andbeupbeforetheday。Idecidedonasleeping-sack;andafterrepeatedvisitstoLePuy,andadealofhighlivingformyselfandmyadvisers,asleeping-sackwasdesigned,constructed,andtriumphantlybroughthome。 Thischildofmyinventionwasnearlysixfeetsquare,exclusiveoftwotriangularflapstoserveasapillowbynightandasthetopandbottomofthesackbyday。Icallit\'thesack,\'butitwasneverasackbymorethancourtesy:onlyasortoflongrollorsausage,greenwaterproofcart-clothwithoutandbluesheep\'sfurwithin。Itwascommodiousasavalise,warmanddryforabed。 Therewasluxuriousturningroomforone;andatapinchthethingmightservefortwo。Icouldburymyselfinituptotheneck;formyheadItrustedtoafurcap,withahoodtofolddownovermyearsandabandtopassundermynoselikearespirator;andincaseofheavyrainIproposedtomakemyselfalittletent,ortentlet,withmywaterproofcoat,threestones,andabentbranch。 ItwillreadilybeconceivedthatIcouldnotcarrythishugepackageonmyown,merelyhuman,shoulders。Itremainedtochooseabeastofburden。Now,ahorseisafineladyamonganimals,flighty,timid,delicateineating,oftenderhealth;heistoovaluableandtoorestivetobeleftalone,sothatyouarechainedtoyourbruteastoafellowgalley-slave;adangerousroadputshimoutofhiswits;inshort,he\'sanuncertainandexactingally,andaddsthirty-foldtothetroublesofthevoyager。WhatI requiredwassomethingcheapandsmallandhardy,andofastolidandpeacefultemper;andalltheserequisitespointedtoadonkey。 TheredweltanoldmaninMonastier,ofratherunsoundintellectaccordingtosome,muchfollowedbystreet-boys,andknowntofameasFatherAdam。FatherAdamhadacart,andtodrawthecartadiminutiveshe-ass,notmuchbiggerthanadog,thecolourofamouse,withakindlyeyeandadeterminedunder-jaw。Therewassomethingneatandhigh-bred,aquakerishelegance,abouttheroguethathitmyfancyonthespot。OurfirstinterviewwasinMonastiermarket-place。Toprovehergoodtemper,onechildafteranotherwassetuponherbacktoride,andoneafteranotherwentheadoverheelsintotheair;untilawantofconfidencebegantoreigninyouthfulbosoms,andtheexperimentwasdiscontinuedfromadearthofsubjects。Iwasalreadybackedbyadeputationofmyfriends;butasifthiswerenotenough,allthebuyersandsellerscameroundandhelpedmeinthebargain;andtheassandIandFatherAdamwerethecentreofahubbubfornearhalfanhour。Atlengthshepassedintomyservicefortheconsiderationofsixty- fivefrancsandaglassofbrandy。Thesackhadalreadycosteightyfrancsandtwoglassesofbeer;sothatModestine,asI instantlybaptizedher,wasuponallaccountsthecheaperarticle。 Indeed,thatwasasitshouldbe;forshewasonlyanappurtenanceofmymattress,orself-actingbedsteadonfourcastors。 IhadalastinterviewwithFatherAdaminabilliard-roomatthewitchinghourofdawn,whenIadministeredthebrandy。Heprofessedhimselfgreatlytouchedbytheseparation,anddeclaredhehadoftenboughtwhitebreadforthedonkeywhenhehadbeencontentwithblackbreadforhimself;butthis,accordingtothebestauthorities,musthavebeenaflightoffancy。Hehadanameinthevillageforbrutallymisusingtheass;yetitiscertainthatheshedatear,andthetearmadeacleanmarkdownonecheek。 Bytheadviceofafallaciouslocalsaddler,aleatherpadwasmadeformewithringstofastenonmybundle;andIthoughtfullycompletedmykitandarrangedmytoilette。Bywayofarmouryandutensils,Itookarevolver,alittlespirit-lampandpan,alanternandsomehalfpennycandles,ajack-knifeandalargeleatherflask。Themaincargoconsistedoftwoentirechangesofwarmclothing-besidesmytravellingwearofcountryvelveteen,pilot-coat,andknittedspencer-somebooks,andmyrailway-rug,which,beingalsointheformofabag,mademeadoublecastleforcoldnights。ThepermanentlarderwasrepresentedbycakesofchocolateandtinsofBolognasausage。Allthis,exceptwhatI carriedaboutmyperson,waseasilystowedintothesheepskinbag; andbygoodfortuneIthrewinmyemptyknapsack,ratherforconvenienceofcarriagethanfromanythoughtthatIshouldwantitonmyjourney。FormoreimmediateneedsItookalegofcoldmutton,abottleofBeaujolais,anemptybottletocarrymilk,anegg-beater,andaconsiderablequantityofblackbreadandwhite,likeFatherAdam,formyselfanddonkey,onlyinmyschemeofthingsthedestinationswerereversed。 Monastrians,ofallshadesofthoughtinpolitics,hadagreedinthreateningmewithmanyludicrousmisadventures,andwithsuddendeathinmanysurprisingforms。Cold,wolves,robbers,aboveallthenocturnalpracticaljoker,weredailyandeloquentlyforcedonmyattention。Yetinthesevaticinations,thetrue,patentdangerwasleftout。LikeChristian,itwasfrommypackIsufferedbytheway。Beforetellingmyownmishaps,letmeintwowordsrelatethelessonofmyexperience。Ifthepackiswellstrappedattheends,andhungatfulllength-notdoubled,foryourlife-acrossthepack-saddle,thetravellerissafe。Thesaddlewillcertainlynotfit,suchistheimperfectionofourtransitorylife;itwillassuredlytoppleandtendtooverset;buttherearestonesoneveryroadside,andamansoonlearnstheartofcorrectinganytendencytooverbalancewithawell-adjustedstone。 OnthedayofmydepartureIwasupalittleafterfive;bysix,webegantoloadthedonkey;andtenminutesafter,myhopeswereinthedust。ThepadwouldnotstayonModestine\'sbackforhalfamoment。Ireturnedittoitsmaker,withwhomIhadsocontumeliousapassagethatthestreetoutsidewascrowdedfromwalltowallwithgossipslookingonandlistening。Thepadchangedhandswithmuchvivacity;perhapsitwouldbemoredescriptivetosaythatwethrewitateachother\'sheads;and,atanyrate,wewereverywarmandunfriendly,andspokewithadealoffreedom。 Ihadacommondonkeypack-saddle-aBARDE,astheycallit- fitteduponModestine;andoncemoreloadedherwithmyeffects。 Thedoubledsack,mypilot-coat(foritwaswarm,andIwastowalkinmywaistcoat),agreatbarofblackbread,andanopenbasketcontainingthewhitebread,themutton,andthebottles,wereallcordedtogetherinaveryelaboratesystemofknots,andIlookedontheresultwithfatuouscontent。Insuchamonstrousdeck- cargo,allpoisedabovethedonkey\'sshoulders,withnothingbelowtobalance,onabrand-newpack-saddlethathadnotyetbeenworntofittheanimal,andfastenedwithbrand-newgirthsthatmightbeexpectedtostretchandslackenbytheway,evenaverycarelesstravellershouldhaveseendisasterbrewing。Thatelaboratesystemofknots,again,wastheworkoftoomanysympathiserstobeveryartfullydesigned。Itistruetheytightenedthecordswithawill;asmanyasthreeatatimewouldhaveafootagainstModestine\'squarters,andbehaulingwithclenchedteeth;butI learnedafterwardsthatonethoughtfulperson,withoutanyexerciseofforce,canmakeamoresolidjobthanhalf-a-dozenheatedandenthusiasticgrooms。Iwasthenbutanovice;evenafterthemisadventureofthepadnothingcoulddisturbmysecurity,andI wentforthfromthestabledoorasanoxgoethtotheslaughter。 THEGREENDONKEY-DRIVER THEbellofMonastierwasjuststrikingnineasIgotquitofthesepreliminarytroublesanddescendedthehillthroughthecommon。AslongasIwaswithinsightofthewindows,asecretshameandthefearofsomelaughabledefeatwithheldmefromtamperingwithModestine。Shetrippedalonguponherfoursmallhoofswithasoberdaintinessofgait;fromtimetotimesheshookherearsorhertail;andshelookedsosmallunderthebundlethatmymindmisgaveme。Wegotacrossthefordwithoutdifficulty-therewasnodoubtaboutthematter,shewasdocilityitself-andonceontheotherbank,wheretheroadbeginstomountthroughpine-woods,Itookinmyrighthandtheunhallowedstaff,andwithaquakingspiritappliedittothedonkey。Modestinebriskedupherpaceforperhapsthreesteps,andthenrelapsedintoherformerminuet。 Anotherapplicationhadthesameeffect,andsowiththethird。I amworthythenameofanEnglishman,anditgoesagainstmyconsciencetolaymyhandrudelyonafemale。Idesisted,andlookedheralloverfromheadtofoot;thepoorbrute\'skneesweretremblingandherbreathingwasdistressed;itwasplainthatshecouldgonofasteronahill。Godforbid,thoughtI,thatIshouldbrutalisethisinnocentcreature;lethergoatherownpace,andletmepatientlyfollow。 Whatthatpacewas,thereisnowordmeanenoughtodescribe;itwassomethingasmuchslowerthanawalkasawalkisslowerthanarun;itkeptmehangingoneachfootforanincrediblelengthoftime;infiveminutesitexhaustedthespiritandsetupafeverinallthemusclesoftheleg。AndyetIhadtokeepcloseathandandmeasuremyadvanceexactlyuponhers;forifIdroppedafewyardsintotherear,orwentonafewyardsahead,Modestinecameinstantlytoahaltandbegantobrowse。ThethoughtthatthiswastolastfromheretoAlaisnearlybrokemyheart。Ofallconceivablejourneys,thispromisedtobethemosttedious。I triedtotellmyselfitwasalovelyday;Itriedtocharmmyforebodingspiritwithtobacco;butIhadavisioneverpresenttomeofthelong,longroads,uphillanddowndale,andapairoffigureseverinfinitesimallymoving,footbyfoot,ayardtotheminute,and,likethingsenchantedinanightmare,approachingnonearertothegoal。 Inthemeantimetherecameupbehindusatallpeasant,perhapsfortyyearsofage,ofanironicalsnuffycountenance,andarrayedinthegreentail-coatofthecountry。Heovertookushandoverhand,andstoppedtoconsiderourpitifuladvance。 \'Yourdonkey,\'sayshe,\'isveryold?\' Itoldhim,Ibelievednot。 Then,hesupposed,wehadcomefar。 Itoldhim,wehadbutnewlyleftMonastier。 \'ETVOUSMARCHEZCOMMECA!\'criedhe;and,throwingbackhishead,helaughedlongandheartily。Iwatchedhim,halfpreparedtofeeloffended,untilhehadsatisfiedhismirth;andthen,\'Youmusthavenopityontheseanimals,\'saidhe;and,pluckingaswitchoutofathicket,hebegantolaceModestineaboutthestern-works,utteringacry。Therogueprickedupherearsandbrokeintoagoodroundpace,whichshekeptupwithoutflagging,andwithoutexhibitingtheleastsymptomofdistress,aslongasthepeasantkeptbesideus。Herformerpantingandshakinghadbeen,Iregrettosay,apieceofcomedy。 MyDEUSEXMACHINA,beforeheleftme,suppliedsomeexcellent,ifinhumane,advice;presentedmewiththeswitch,whichhedeclaredshewouldfeelmoretenderlythanmycane;andfinallytaughtmethetruecryormasonicwordofdonkey-drivers,\'Proot!\'Allthetime,heregardedmewithacomical,incredulousair,whichwasembarrassingtoconfront;andsmiledovermydonkey-driving,asI mighthavesmiledoverhisorthography,orhisgreentail-coat。 Butitwasnotmyturnforthemoment。 Iwasproudofmynewlore,andthoughtIhadlearnedthearttoperfection。AndcertainlyModestinedidwondersfortherestofthefore-noon,andIhadabreathingspacetolookaboutme。ItwasSabbath;themountain-fieldswereallvacantinthesunshine; andaswecamedownthroughSt。MartindeFrugeres,thechurchwascrowdedtothedoor,therewerepeoplekneelingwithoutuponthesteps,andthesoundofthepriest\'schantingcameforthoutofthediminterior。Itgavemeahomefeelingonthespot;forIamacountrymanoftheSabbath,sotospeak,andallSabbathobservances,likeaScottishaccent,strikeinmemixedfeelings,gratefulandthereverse。Itisonlyatraveller,hurryingbylikeapersonfromanotherplanet,whocanrightlyenjoythepeaceandbeautyofthegreatasceticfeast。Thesightoftherestingcountrydoeshisspiritgood。Thereissomethingbetterthanmusicinthewideunusualsilence;anditdisposeshimtoamiablethoughts,likethesoundofalittleriverorthewarmthofsunlight。 InthispleasanthumourIcamedownthehilltowhereGoudetstandsinagreenendofavalley,withChateauBeaufortoppositeuponarockysteep,andthestream,asclearascrystal,lyinginadeeppoolbetweenthem。Aboveandbelow,youmayhearitwimplingoverthestones,anamiablestriplingofariver,whichitseemsabsurdtocalltheLoire。Onallsides,Goudetisshutinbymountains; rockyfootpaths,practicableatbestfordonkeys,joinittotheouterworldofFrance;andthemenandwomendrinkandswear,intheirgreencorner,orlookupatthesnow-cladpeaksinwinterfromthethresholdoftheirhomes,inanisolation,youwouldthink,likethatofHomer\'sCyclops。Butitisnotso;thepostmanreachesGoudetwiththeletter-bag;theaspiringyouthofGoudetarewithinaday\'swalkoftherailwayatLePuy;andhereintheinnyoumayfindanengravedportraitofthehost\'snephew,RegisSenac,\'ProfessorofFencingandChampionofthetwoAmericas,\'adistinctiongainedbyhim,alongwiththesumoffivehundreddollars,atTammanyHall,NewYork,onthe10thApril1876。 Ihurriedovermymiddaymeal,andwasearlyforthagain。But,alas,asweclimbedtheinterminablehillupontheotherside,\'Proot!\'seemedtohavelostitsvirtue。Iprootedlikealion,I prootedmellifluouslylikeasucking-dove;butModestinewouldbeneithersoftenednorintimidated。Shehelddoggedlytoherpace; nothingbutablowwouldmoveher,andthatonlyforasecond。I mustfollowatherheels,incessantlybe-labouring。Amoment\'spauseinthisignobletoil,andsherelapsedintoherownprivategait。IthinkIneverheardofanyoneinasmeanasituation。I mustreachthelakeofBouchet,whereImeanttocamp,beforesundown,and,tohaveevenahopeofthis,Imustinstantlymaltreatthisuncomplaininganimal。Thesoundofmyownblowssickenedme。Once,whenIlookedather,shehadafaintresemblancetoaladyofmyacquaintancewhoformerlyloadedmewithkindness;andthisincreasedmyhorrorofmycruelty。 Tomakemattersworse,weencounteredanotherdonkey,rangingatwillupontheroadside;andthisotherdonkeychancedtobeagentleman。HeandModestinemetnickeringforjoy,andIhadtoseparatethepairandbeatdowntheiryoungromancewitharenewedandfeverishbastinado。Iftheotherdonkeyhadhadtheheartofamaleunderhishide,hewouldhavefallenuponmetoothandhoof; andthiswasakindofconsolation-hewasplainlyunworthyofModestine\'saffection。Buttheincidentsaddenedme,asdideverythingthatspokeofmydonkey\'ssex。 Itwasblazinghotupthevalley,windless,withvehementsunuponmyshoulders;andIhadtolaboursoconsistentlywithmystickthatthesweatranintomyeyes。Everyfiveminutes,too,thepack,thebasket,andthepilot-coatwouldtakeanuglyslewtoonesideortheother;andIhadtostopModestine,justwhenIhadgothertoatolerablepaceofabouttwomilesanhour,totug,push,shoulder,andreadjusttheload。Andatlast,inthevillageofUssel,saddleandall,thewholehypothecturnedroundandgrovelledinthedustbelowthedonkey\'sbelly。She,nonebetterpleased,incontinentlydrewupandseemedtosmile;andapartyofoneman,twowomen,andtwochildrencameup,and,standingroundmeinahalf-circle,encouragedherbytheirexample。 Ihadthedevil\'sowntroubletogetthethingrighted;andtheinstantIhaddoneso,withouthesitation,ittoppledandfelldownupontheotherside。JudgeifIwashot!Andyetnotahandwasofferedtoassistme。Theman,indeed,toldmeIoughttohaveapackageofadifferentshape。Isuggested,ifheknewnothingbettertothepointinmypredicament,hemightholdhistongue。 Andthegood-natureddogagreedwithmesmilingly。Itwasthemostdespicablefix。ImustplainlycontentmyselfwiththepackforModestine,andtakethefollowingitemsformyownshareoftheportage:acane,aquart-flask,apilot-jacketheavilyweightedinthepockets,twopoundsofblackbread,andanopenbasketfullofmeatsandbottles。IbelieveImaysayIamnotdevoidofgreatnessofsoul;forIdidnotrecoilfromthisinfamousburden。 Idisposedit,Heavenknowshow,soastobemildlyportable,andthenproceededtosteerModestinethroughthevillage。Shetried,aswasindeedherinvariablehabit,toentereveryhouseandeverycourtyardinthewholelength;and,encumberedasIwas,withoutahandtohelpmyself,nowordscanrenderanideaofmydifficulties。Apriest,withsixorsevenothers,wasexaminingachurchinprocessofrepair,andheandhisacolyteslaughedloudlyastheysawmyplight。 IrememberedhavinglaughedmyselfwhenIhadseengoodmenstrugglingwithadversityinthepersonofajackass,andtherecollectionfilledmewithpenitence。Thatwasinmyoldlightdays,beforethistroublecameuponme。GodknowsatleastthatI shallneverlaughagain,thoughtI。Butoh,whatacruelthingisafarcetothoseengagedinit! Alittleoutofthevillage,Modestine,filledwiththedemon,setherheartuponaby-road,andpositivelyrefusedtoleaveit。I droppedallmybundles,and,Iamashamedtosay,struckthepoorsinnertwiceacrosstheface。Itwaspitifultoseeherliftherheadwithshuteyes,asifwaitingforanotherblow。Icameverynearcrying;butIdidawiserthingthanthat,andsatsquarelydownbytheroadsidetoconsidermysituationunderthecheerfulinfluenceoftobaccoandanipofbrandy。Modestine,inthemeanwhile,munchedsomeblackbreadwithacontritehypocriticalair。ItwasplainthatImustmakeasacrificetothegodsofshipwreck。Ithrewawaytheemptybottledestinedtocarrymilk;I threwawaymyownwhitebread,and,disdainingtoactbygeneralaverage,kepttheblackbreadforModestine;lastly,Ithrewawaythecoldlegofmuttonandtheegg-whisk,althoughthislastwasdeartomyheart。ThusIfoundroomforeverythinginthebasket,andevenstowedtheboating-coatonthetop。BymeansofanendofcordIslungitunderonearm;andalthoughthecordcutmyshoulder,andthejackethungalmosttotheground,itwaswithaheartgreatlylightenedthatIsetforthagain。 IhadnowanarmfreetothrashModestine,andcruellyIchastisedher。IfIweretoreachthelakesidebeforedark,shemustbestirherlittleshankstosometune。Alreadythesunhadgonedownintoawindy-lookingmist;andalthoughtherewerestillafewstreaksofgoldfarofftotheeastonthehillsandtheblackfir-woods,allwascoldandgreyaboutouronwardpath。Aninfinityoflittlecountryby-roadsledhitherandthitheramongthefields。Itwasthemostpointlesslabyrinth。Icouldseemydestinationoverhead,orratherthepeakthatdominatesit;butchooseasIpleased,theroadsalwaysendedbyturningawayfromit,andsneakingbacktowardsthevalley,ornorthwardalongthemarginofthehills。 Thefailinglight,thewaningcolour,thenaked,unhomely,stonycountrythroughwhichIwastravelling,threwmeintosomedespondency。Ipromiseyou,thestickwasnotidle;IthinkeverydecentstepthatModestinetookmusthavecostmeatleasttwoemphaticblows。Therewasnotanothersoundintheneighbourhoodbutthatofmyunwearyingbastinado。 Suddenly,inthemidstofmytoils,theloadoncemorebitthedust,and,asbyenchantment,allthecordsweresimultaneouslyloosened,andtheroadscatteredwithmydearpossessions。Thepackingwastobeginagainfromthebeginning;andasIhadtoinventanewandbettersystem,IdonotdoubtbutIlosthalfanhour。ItbegantobeduskinearnestasIreachedawildernessofturfandstones。Ithadtheairofbeingaroadwhichshouldleadeverywhereatthesametime;andIwasfallingintosomethingnotunlikedespairwhenIsawtwofiguresstalkingtowardsmeoverthestones。Theywalkedonebehindtheotherliketramps,buttheirpacewasremarkable。Thesonledtheway,atall,ill-made,sombre,Scottish-lookingman;themotherfollowed,allinherSunday\'sbest,withanelegantlyembroideredribbontohercap,andanewfelthatatop,andproffering,asshestrodealongwithkiltedpetticoats,astringofobsceneandblasphemousoaths。 Ihailedtheson,andaskedhimmydirection。Hepointedlooselywestandnorth-west,mutteredaninaudiblecomment,and,withoutslackeninghispaceforaninstant,stalkedon,ashewasgoing,rightathwartmypath。Themotherfollowedwithoutsomuchasraisingherhead。Ishoutedandshoutedafterthem,buttheycontinuedtoscalethehillside,andturnedadeafeartomyoutcries。Atlast,leavingModestinebyherself,Iwasconstrainedtorunafterthem,hailingthewhile。TheystoppedasIdrewnear,themotherstillcursing;andIcouldseeshewasahandsome,motherly,respectable-lookingwoman。Thesononcemoreansweredmeroughlyandinaudibly,andwasforsettingoutagain。ButthistimeIsimplycollaredthemother,whowasnearestme,and,apologisingformyviolence,declaredthatIcouldnotletthemgountiltheyhadputmeonmyroad。Theywereneitherofthemoffended-rathermollifiedthanotherwise;toldmeIhadonlytofollowthem;andthenthemotheraskedmewhatIwantedbythelakeatsuchanhour。Ireplied,intheScottishmanner,byinquiringifshehadfartogoherself。Shetoldme,withanotheroath,thatshehadanhourandahalf\'sroadbeforeher。Andthen,withoutsalutation,thepairstrodeforwardagainupthehillsideinthegatheringdusk。 IreturnedforModestine,pushedherbrisklyforward,and,afterasharpascentoftwentyminutes,reachedtheedgeofaplateau。Theview,lookingbackonmyday\'sjourney,wasbothwildandsad。 MountMezencandthepeaksbeyondSt。Julienstoodoutintrenchantgloomagainstacoldglitterintheeast;andtheinterveningfieldofhillshadfallentogetherintoonebroadwashofshadow,excepthereandtheretheoutlineofawoodedsugar-loafinblack,hereandthereawhiteirregularpatchtorepresentacultivatedfarm,andhereandthereablotwheretheLoire,theGazeille,ortheLaussonnewanderedinagorge。 Soonwewereonahigh-road,andsurpriseseizedonmymindasI beheldavillageofsomemagnitudecloseathand;forIhadbeentoldthattheneighbourhoodofthelakewasuninhabitedexceptbytrout。Theroadsmokedinthetwilightwithchildrendrivinghomecattlefromthefields;andapairofmountedstride-leggedwomen,hatandcapandall,dashedpastmeatahammeringtrotfromthecantonwheretheyhadbeentochurchandmarket。IaskedoneofthechildrenwhereIwas。AtBouchetSt。Nicolas,hetoldme。 Thither,aboutamilesouthofmydestination,andontheothersideofarespectablesummit,hadtheseconfusedroadsandtreacherouspeasantryconductedme。Myshoulderwascut,sothatithurtsharply;myarmachedliketoothachefromperpetualbeating;Igaveupthelakeandmydesigntocamp,andaskedfortheAUBERGE。 IHAVEAGOAD THEAUBERGEofBouchetSt。NicolaswasamongtheleastpretentiousIhaveevervisited;butIsawmanymoreofthelikeuponmyjourney。Indeed,itwastypicaloftheseFrenchhighlands。 Imagineacottageoftwostories,withabenchbeforethedoor;thestableandkitcheninasuite,sothatModestineandIcouldheareachotherdining;furnitureoftheplainest,earthernfloors,asinglebedchamberfortravellers,andthatwithoutanyconveniencebutbeds。Inthekitchencookingandeatinggoforwardsidebyside,andthefamilysleepatnight。Anyonewhohasafancytowashmustdosoinpublicatthecommontable。Thefoodissometimesspare;hardfishandomelettehavebeenmyportionmorethanonce;thewineisofthesmallest,thebrandyabominabletoman;andthevisitofafatsow,groutingunderthetableandrubbingagainstyourlegs,isnoimpossibleaccompanimenttodinner。 Butthepeopleoftheinn,inninecasesoutoften,showthemselvesfriendlyandconsiderate。Assoonasyoucrossthedoorsyouceasetobeastranger;andalthoughthesepeasantryarerudeandforbiddingonthehighway,theyshowatinctureofkindbreedingwhenyousharetheirhearth。AtBouchet,forinstance,I uncorkedmybottleofBeaujolais,andaskedthehosttojoinme。 Hewouldtakebutlittle。 \'Iamanamateurofsuchwine,doyousee?\'hesaid,\'andIamcapableofleavingyounotenough。\' Inthesehedge-innsthetravellerisexpectedtoeatwithhisownknife;unlessheask,nootherwillbesupplied:withaglass,awhangofbread,andanironfork,thetableiscompletelylaid。MyknifewascordiallyadmiredbythelandlordofBouchet,andthespringfilledhimwithwonder。 \'Ishouldneverhaveguessedthat,\'hesaid。\'Iwouldbet,\'headded,weighingitinhishand,\'thatthiscostyounotlessthanfivefrancs。\' WhenItoldhimithadcostmetwenty,hisjawdropped。 Hewasamild,handsome,sensible,friendlyoldman,astonishinglyignorant。Hiswife,whowasnotsopleasantinhermanners,knewhowtoread,althoughIdonotsupposesheeverdidso。Shehadashareofbrainsandspokewithacuttingemphasis,likeonewhoruledtheroast。 \'Mymanknowsnothing,\'shesaid,withanangrynod;\'heislikethebeasts。\' Andtheoldgentlemansignifiedacquiescencewithhishead。Therewasnocontemptonherpart,andnoshameonhis;thefactswereacceptedloyally,andnomoreaboutthematter。 Iwastightlycross-examinedaboutmyjourney;andtheladyunderstoodinamoment,andsketchedoutwhatIshouldputintomybookwhenIgothome。\'Whetherpeopleharvestornotinsuchorsuchaplace;iftherewereforests;studiesofmanners;what,forexample,Iandthemasterofthehousesaytoyou;thebeautiesofNature,andallthat。\'Andsheinterrogatedmewithalook。 \'Itisjustthat,\'saidI。 \'Yousee,\'sheaddedtoherhusband,\'Iunderstoodthat。\' Theywerebothmuchinterestedbythestoryofmymisadventures。 \'Inthemorning,\'saidthehusband,\'Iwillmakeyousomethingbetterthanyourcane。Suchabeastasthatfeelsnothing;itisintheproverb-DURCOMMEUNANE;youmightbeatherinsensiblewithacudgel,andyetyouwouldarrivenowhere。\' Somethingbetter!Ilittleknewwhathewasoffering。 Thesleeping-roomwasfurnishedwithtwobeds。Ihadone;andI willownIwasalittleabashedtofindayoungmanandhiswifeandchildintheactofmountingintotheother。Thiswasmyfirstexperienceofthesort;andifIamalwaystofeelequallysillyandextraneous,IprayGoditbemylastaswell。Ikeptmyeyestomyself,andknownothingofthewomanexceptthatshehadbeautifularms,andseemednowhitembarrassedbymyappearance。 Asamatteroffact,thesituationwasmoretryingtomethantothepair。Apairkeepeachotherincountenance;itisthesinglegentlemanwhohastoblush。ButIcouldnothelpattributingmysentimentstothehusband,andsoughttoconciliatehistolerancewithacupofbrandyfrommyflask。HetoldmethathewasacooperofAlaistravellingtoSt。Etienneinsearchofwork,andthatinhissparemomentshefollowedthefatalcallingofamakerofmatches。Mehereadilyenoughdivinedtobeabrandymerchant。 Iwasupfirstinthemorning(Monday,September23rd),andhastenedmytoiletteguiltily,soastoleaveaclearfieldformadam,thecooper\'swife。Idrankabowlofmilk,andsetofftoexploretheneighbourhoodofBouchet。Itwasperishingcold,agrey,windy,wintrymorning;mistycloudsflewfastandlow;thewindpipedoverthenakedplatform;andtheonlyspeckofcolourwasawaybehindMountMezencandtheeasternhills,wheretheskystillworetheorangeofthedawn。 Itwasfiveinthemorning,andfourthousandfeetabovethesea; andIhadtoburymyhandsinmypocketsandtrot。Peopleweretroopingouttothelaboursofthefieldbytwosandthrees,andallturnedroundtostareuponthestranger。Ihadseenthemcomingbacklastnight,Isawthemgoingafieldagain;andtherewasthelifeofBouchetinanutshell。 WhenIcamebacktotheinnforabitofbreakfast,thelandladywasinthekitchencombingoutherdaughter\'shair;andImadehermycomplimentsuponitsbeauty。 \'Ohno,\'saidthemother;\'itisnotsobeautifulasitoughttobe。Look,itistoofine。\' Thusdoesawisepeasantryconsoleitselfunderadversephysicalcircumstances,and,byastartlingdemocraticprocess,thedefectsofthemajoritydecidethetypeofbeauty。 \'Andwhere,\'saidI,\'ismonsieur?\' \'Themasterofthehouseisupstairs,\'sheanswered,\'makingyouagoad。\' Blessedbethemanwhoinventedgoads!BlessedtheinnkeeperofBouchetSt。Nicolas,whointroducedmetotheiruse!Thisplainwand,withaneighthofaninchofpin,wasindeedasceptrewhenheputitinmyhands。ThenceforwardModestinewasmyslave。A prick,andshepassedthemostinvitingstabledoor。Aprick,andshebrokeforthintoagallantlittletrotletthatdevouredthemiles。Itwasnotaremarkablespeed,whenallwassaid;andwetookfourhourstocovertenmilesatthebestofit。Butwhataheavenlychangesinceyesterday!Nomorewieldingoftheuglycudgel;nomoreflailingwithanachingarm;nomorebroadswordexercise,butadiscreetandgentlemanlyfence。AndwhatalthoughnowandthenadropofbloodshouldappearonModestine\'smouse- colouredwedge-likerump?Ishouldhavepreferreditotherwise,indeed;butyesterday\'sexploitshadpurgedmyheartofallhumanity。Theperverselittledevil,sinceshewouldnotbetakenwithkindness,mustevengowithpricking。 Itwasbleakandbittercold,and,exceptacavalcadeofstride- leggedladiesandapairofpost-runners,theroadwasdeadsolitaryallthewaytoPradelles。Iscarcerememberanincidentbutone。Ahandsomefoalwithabellabouthisneckcamecharginguptousuponastretchofcommon,sniffedtheairmartiallyasoneabouttodogreatdeeds,andsuddenlythinkingotherwiseinhisgreenyoungheart,putaboutandgallopedoffashehadcome,thebelltinklinginthewind。ForalongwhileafterwardsIsawhisnobleattitudeashedrewup,andheardthenoteofhisbell;andwhenIstruckthehigh-road,thesongofthetelegraph-wiresseemedtocontinuethesamemusic。 Pradellesstandsonahillside,highabovetheAllier,surroundedbyrichmeadows。Theywerecuttingaftermathonallsides,whichgavetheneighbourhood,thisgustyautumnmorning,anuntimelysmellofhay。OntheoppositebankoftheAllierthelandkeptmountingformilestothehorizon:atannedandsallowautumnlandscape,withblackblotsoffir-woodandwhiteroadswanderingthroughthehills。Overallthisthecloudsshedauniformandpurplishshadow,sadandsomewhatmenacing,exaggeratingheightanddistance,andthrowingintostillhigherreliefthetwistedribbonsofthehighway。Itwasacheerlessprospect,butonestimulatingtoatraveller。ForIwasnowuponthelimitofVelay,andallthatIbeheldlayinanothercounty-wildGevaudan,mountainous,uncultivated,andbutrecentlydisforestedfromterrorofthewolves。 Wolves,alas,likebandits,seemtofleethetraveller\'sadvance; andyoumaytrudgethroughallourcomfortableEurope,andnotmeetwithanadventureworththename。Buthere,ifanywhere,amanwasonthefrontiersofhope。Forthiswasthelandoftheever- memorableBEAST,theNapoleonBonaparteofwolves。Whatacareerwashis!HelivedtenmonthsatfreequartersinGevaudanandVivarais;heatewomenandchildrenand\'shepherdessescelebratedfortheirbeauty\';hepursuedarmedhorsemen;hehasbeenseenatbroadnoondaychasingapost-chaiseandoutrideralongtheking\'shigh-road,andchaiseandoutriderfleeingbeforehimatthegallop。Hewasplacardedlikeapoliticaloffender,andtenthousandfrancswereofferedforhishead。Andyet,whenhewasshotandsenttoVersailles,behold!acommonwolf,andevensmallforthat。\'ThoughIcouldreachfrompoletopole,\'sangAlexanderPope;theLittleCorporalshookEurope;andifallwolveshadbeenasthiswolf,theywouldhavechangedthehistoryofman。M。ElieBerthethasmadehimtheheroofanovel,whichIhaveread,anddonotwishtoreadagain。 Ihurriedovermylunch,andwasproofagainstthelandlady\'sdesirethatIshouldvisitourLadyofPradelles,\'whoperformedmanymiracles,althoughshewasofwood\';andbeforethree-quartersofanhourIwasgoadingModestinedownthesteepdescentthatleadstoLangogneontheAllier。Onbothsidesoftheroad,inbigdustyfields,farmerswerepreparingfornextspring。Everyfiftyyardsayokeofgreat-neckedstolidoxenwerepatientlyhalingattheplough。Isawoneofthesemildformidableservantsoftheglebe,whotookasuddeninterestinModestineandme。Thefurrowdownwhichhewasjourneyinglayatanangletotheroad,andhisheadwassolidlyfixedtotheyokelikethoseofcaryatidesbelowaponderouscornice;buthescrewedroundhisbighonesteyesandfolloweduswitharuminatinglook,untilhismasterbadehimturntheploughandproceedtoreascendthefield。Fromallthesefurrowingploughshares,fromthefeetofoxen,fromalabourerhereandtherewhowasbreakingthedryclodswithahoe,thewindcarriedawayathindustlikesomuchsmoke。Itwasafine,busy,breathing,rusticlandscape;andasIcontinuedtodescend,thehighlandsofGevaudankeptmountinginfrontofmeagainstthesky。 IhadcrossedtheLoirethedaybefore;nowIwastocrosstheAllier;soneararethesetwoconfluentsintheiryouth。JustatthebridgeofLangogne,asthelong-promisedrainwasbeginningtofall,alassieofsomesevenoreightaddressedmeinthesacramentalphrase,\'D\'OU\'ST-CE-QUEVOUSVENEZ?\'Shediditwithsohighanairthatshesetmelaughing;andthiscuthertothequick。Shewasevidentlyonewhoreckonedonrespect,andstoodlookingaftermeinsilentdudgeon,asIcrossedthebridgeandenteredthecountyofGevaudan。 UPPERGEVAUDAN Thewayalsoherewasverywearisomethroughdirtandslabbiness; norwasthereonallthisgroundsomuchasoneinnorvictualling- housewhereintorefreshthefeeblersort。 PILGRIM\'SPROGRESS。 ACAMPINTHEDARK THEnextday(Tuesday,September24th),itwastwoo\'clockintheafternoonbeforeIgotmyjournalwrittenupandmyknapsackrepaired,forIwasdeterminedtocarrymyknapsackinthefutureandhavenomoreadowithbaskets;andhalfanhourafterwardsI setoutforLeCheylardl\'Eveque,aplaceonthebordersoftheforestofMercoire。Aman,Iwastold,shouldwalkthereinanhourandahalf;andIthoughtitscarcetooambitioustosupposethatamanencumberedwithadonkeymightcoverthesamedistanceinfourhours。 AllthewayupthelonghillfromLangogneitrainedandhailedalternately;thewindkeptfresheningsteadily,althoughslowly; plentifulhurryingclouds-somedraggingveilsofstraightrain- shower,othersmassedandluminousasthoughpromisingsnow- careeredoutofthenorthandfollowedmealongmyway。IwassoonoutofthecultivatedbasinoftheAllier,andawayfromtheploughingoxen,andsuch-likesightsofthecountry。Moor,heatherymarsh,tractsofrockandpines,woodsofbirchalljewelledwiththeautumnyellow,hereandthereafewnakedcottagesandbleakfields,-thesewerethecharactersofthecountry。Hillandvalleyfollowedvalleyandhill;thelittlegreenandstonycattle-trackswanderedinandoutofoneanother,splitintothreeorfour,diedawayinmarshyhollows,andbeganagainsporadicallyonhillsidesoratthebordersofawood。 TherewasnodirectroadtoCheylard,anditwasnoeasyaffairtomakeapassageinthisunevencountryandthroughthisintermittentlabyrinthoftracks。ItmusthavebeenaboutfourwhenIstruckSagnerousse,andwentonmywayrejoicinginasurepointofdeparture。Twohoursafterwards,theduskrapidlyfalling,inalullofthewind,Iissuedfromafir-woodwhereIhadlongbeenwandering,andfound,notthelooked-forvillage,butanothermarishbottomamongrough-and-tumblehills。ForsometimepastI hadheardtheringingofcattle-bellsahead;andnow,asIcameoutoftheskirtsofthewood,Isawnearuponadozencowsandperhapsasmanymoreblackfigures,whichIconjecturedtobechildren,althoughthemisthadalmostunrecognisablyexaggeratedtheirforms。Thesewereallsilentlyfollowingeachotherroundandroundinacircle,nowtakinghands,nowbreakingupwithchainsandreverences。Adanceofchildrenappealstoveryinnocentandlivelythoughts;but,atnightfallonthemarshes,thethingwaseerieandfantastictobehold。EvenI,whoamwellenoughreadinHerbertSpencer,feltasortofsilencefallforaninstantonmymind。 Thenext,IwasprickingModestineforward,andguidingherlikeanunrulyshipthroughtheopen。Inapath,shewentdoggedlyaheadofherownaccord,asbeforeafairwind;butonceontheturforamongheather,andthebrutebecamedemented。Thetendencyoflosttravellerstogoroundinacirclewasdevelopedinhertothedegreeofpassion,andittookallthesteeringIhadinmetokeepevenadecentlystraightcoursethroughasinglefield。 WhileIwasthusdesperatelytackingthroughthebog,childrenandcattlebegantodisperse,untilonlyapairofgirlsremainedbehind。FromtheseIsoughtdirectiononmypath。Thepeasantryingeneralwerebutlittledisposedtocounselawayfarer。Oneolddevilsimplyretiredintohishouse,andbarricadedthedooronmyapproach;andImightbeatandshoutmyselfhoarse,heturnedadeafear。Another,havinggivenmeadirectionwhich,asIfoundafterwards,Ihadmisunderstood,complacentlywatchedmegoingwrongwithoutaddingasign。HedidnotcareastalkofparsleyifIwanderedallnightuponthehills!Asforthesetwogirls,theywereapairofimpudentslysluts,withnotathoughtbutmischief。 Oneputouthertongueatme,theotherbademefollowthecows; andtheybothgiggledandjoggedeachother\'selbows。TheBeastofGevaudanateaboutahundredchildrenofthisdistrict;Ibegantothinkofhimwithsympathy。 Leavingthegirls,Ipushedonthroughthebog,andgotintoanotherwoodanduponawell-markedroad。Itgrewdarkeranddarker。Modestine,suddenlybeginningtosmellmischief,betteredthepaceofherownaccord,andfromthattimeforwardgavemenotrouble。ItwasthefirstsignofintelligenceIhadoccasiontoremarkinher。Atthesametime,thewindfreshenedintohalfagale,andanotherheavydischargeofraincameflyingupoutofthenorth。AttheothersideofthewoodIsightedsomeredwindowsinthedusk。ThiswasthehamletofFouzilhic;threehousesonahillside,nearawoodofbirches。HereIfoundadelightfuloldman,whocamealittlewaywithmeintheraintoputmesafelyontheroadforCheylard。Hewouldhearofnoreward;butshookhishandsabovehisheadalmostasifinmenace,andrefusedvolublyandshrilly,inunmitigatedPATOIS。 Allseemedrightatlast。Mythoughtsbegantoturnupondinnerandafireside,andmyheartwasagreeablysoftenedinmybosom。 Alas,andIwasonthebrinkofnewandgreatermiseries! Suddenly,atasingleswoop,thenightfell。Ihavebeenabroadinmanyablacknight,butneverinablacker。Aglimmerofrocks,aglimmerofthetrackwhereitwaswellbeaten,acertainfleecydensity,ornightwithinnight,foratree,-thiswasallthatI coulddiscriminate。Theskywassimplydarknessoverhead;eventheflyingcloudspursuedtheirwayinvisiblytohumaneyesight。I couldnotdistinguishmyhandatarm\'s-lengthfromthetrack,normygoad,atthesamedistance,fromthemeadowsorthesky。 SoontheroadthatIwasfollowingsplit,afterthefashionofthecountry,intothreeorfourinapieceofrockymeadow。SinceModestinehadshownsuchafancyforbeatenroads,Itriedherinstinctinthispredicament。Buttheinstinctofanassiswhatmightbeexpectedfromthename;inhalfaminuteshewasclamberingroundandroundamongsomeboulders,aslostadonkeyasyouwouldwishtosee。IshouldhavecampedlongbeforehadIbeenproperlyprovided;butasthiswastobesoshortastage,Ihadbroughtnowine,nobreadformyself,andlittleoverapoundformyladyfriend。Addtothis,thatIandModestinewerebothhandsomelywettedbytheshowers。Butnow,ifIcouldhavefoundsomewater,Ishouldhavecampedatonceinspiteofall。Water,however,beingentirelyabsent,exceptintheformofrain,I determinedtoreturntoFouzilhic,andaskaguidealittlefartheronmyway-\'alittlefartherlendthyguidinghand。\' Thethingwaseasytodecide,hardtoaccomplish。InthissensibleroaringblacknessIwassureofnothingbutthedirectionofthewind。TothisIsetmyface;theroadhaddisappeared,andIwentacrosscountry,nowinmarshyopens,nowbaffledbywallsunscalabletoModestine,untilIcameoncemoreinsightofsomeredwindows。Thistimetheyweredifferentlydisposed。ItwasnotFouzilhic,butFouzilhac,ahamletlittledistantfromtheotherinspace,butworldsawayinthespiritofitsinhabitants。ItiedModestinetoagate,andgropedforward,stumblingamongrocks,plungingmid-leginbog,untilIgainedtheentranceofthevillage。Inthefirstlightedhousetherewasawomanwhowouldnotopentome。Shecoulddonothing,shecriedtomethroughthedoor,beingaloneandlame;butifIwouldapplyatthenexthouse,therewasamanwhocouldhelpmeifhehadamind。 Theycametothenextdoorinforce,aman,twowomen,andagirl,andbroughtapairoflanternstoexaminethewayfarer。Themanwasnotill-looking,buthadashiftysmile。Heleanedagainstthedoorpost,andheardmestatemycase。AllIaskedwasaguideasfarasCheylard。 \'C\'ESTQUE,VOYEZ-VOUS,ILFAITNOIR,\'saidhe。 Itoldhimthatwasjustmyreasonforrequiringhelp。 \'Iunderstandthat,\'saidhe,lookinguncomfortable;\'MAIS-C\'EST- DELAPEINE。\' Iwaswillingtopay,Isaid。Heshookhishead。Iroseashighastenfrancs;buthecontinuedtoshakehishead。\'Nameyourownprice,then,\'saidI。 \'CEN\'ESTPASCA,\'hesaidatlength,andwithevidentdifficulty; \'butIamnotgoingtocrossthedoor-MAISJENESORTIRAIPASDE LAPORTE。\' Igrewalittlewarm,andaskedhimwhatheproposedthatIshoulddo。 \'WhereareyougoingbeyondCheylard?\'heaskedbywayofanswer。 \'Thatisnoaffairofyours,\'Ireturned,forIwasnotgoingtoindulgehisbestialcuriosity;\'itchangesnothinginmypresentpredicament。\' \'C\'ESTVRAI,CA,\'heacknowledged,withalaugh;\'OUI,C\'ESTVRAI。 ETD\'OUVENEZ-VOUS?\' AbettermanthanImighthavefeltnettled。 \'Oh,\'saidI,\'Iamnotgoingtoansweranyofyourquestions,soyoumayspareyourselfthetroubleofputtingthem。Iamlateenoughalready;Iwanthelp。Ifyouwillnotguidemeyourself,atleasthelpmetofindsomeoneelsewhowill。\' \'Holdon,\'hecriedsuddenly。\'Wasitnotyouwhopassedinthemeadowwhileitwasstillday?\' \'Yes,yes,\'saidthegirl,whomIhadnothithertorecognised;\'itwasmonsieur;Itoldhimtofollowthecow。\' \'Asforyou,mademoiselle,\'saidI,\'youareaFARCEUSE。\' \'And,\'addedtheman,\'whatthedevilhaveyoudonetobestillhere?\'