Gentlemen:Ireceivedyourletterto-daybypost,inregardtotheransomyouaskforthereturnofmyson。
Ithinkyouarealittlehighinyourdemands,andIherebymakeyouacounter-proposition,whichIaminclinedtobelieveyouwillaccept。YoubringJohnnyhomeandpaymetwohundredandfiftydollarsincash,andIagreetotakehimoffyourhands。Youhadbettercomeatnight,fortheneighboursbelieveheislost,andIcouldn\'tberesponsibleforwhattheywoulddotoanybodytheysawbringinghimback。Veryrespectfully,EBENEZERDORSET。
\"GreatpiratesofPenzance!\"saysI;\"ofalltheimpudent——\"
ButIglancedatBill,andhesitated。HehadthemostappealinglookinhiseyesIeversawonthefaceofadumboratalkingbrute。
\"Sam,\"sayshe,\"what\'stwohundredandfiftydollars,afterall?We\'vegotthemoney。OnemorenightofthiskidwillsendmetoabedinBedlam。Besidesbeingathoroughgentleman,IthinkMr。Dorsetisaspend-
thriftformakingussuchaliberaloffer。Youain\'tgoingtoletthechancego,areyou?\"
\"Tellyouthetruth,Bill,\"saysI,\"thislittleheewelambhassomewhatgotonmynervestoo。We\'lltakehimhome,paytheransomandmakeourget-away。\"
Wetookhimhomethatnight。Wegothimtogobytellinghimthathisfatherhadboughtasilver-mountedrifleandapairofmoccasinsforhim,andweweregoingtohuntbearsthenextday。
Itwasjusttwelveo\'clockwhenweknockedatEbene-
zer\'sfrontdoor。JustatthemomentwhenIshouldhavebeenabstractingthefifteenhundreddollarsfromtheboxunderthetree,accordingtotheoriginalproposition,BillwascountingouttwohundredandfiftydollarsintoDorset\'shand。
WhenthekidfoundoutweweregoingtoleavehimathomehestartedupahowllikeacalliopeandfastenedhimselfastightasaleechtoBill\'sleg。Hisfatherpeeledhimawaygradually,likeaporousplaster。
\"Howlongcanyouholdhim?\"asksBill。
\"I\'mnotasstrongasIusedtobe,\"saysoldDorset,\"butIthinkIcanpromiseyoutenminutes。\"
\"Enough,\"saysBill。\"IntenminutesIshallcrosstheCentral,SouthernandMiddleWesternStates,andbeleggingittrippinglyfortheCanadianborder。\"
And,asdarkasitwas,andasfatasBillwas,andasgoodarunnerasIam,hewasagoodmileandahalfoutofSummitbeforeIcouldcatchupwithhim。
THEMARRYMONTHOFMAY
PRITHEE,smitethepoetintheeyewhenhewouldsingtoyoupraisesofthemonthofMay。Itisamonthpresidedoverbythespiritsofmischiefandmadness。
Pixiesandflibbertigibbetshauntthebuddingwoods:
Puckandhistrainofmidgetsarebusyintownandcountry。
InMaynatureholdsupatusachidingfinger,biddingusrememberthatwearenotgods,butoverconceitedmembersofherowngreatfamily。Sheremindsusthatwearebrotherstothechowder-doomedclamandthedonkey;linealscionsofthepansyandthechimpanzee,andbutcousins-germantothecooingdoves,thequackingducksandthehousemaidsandpolicemenintheparks。
InMayCupidshootsblindfolded——millionairesmarrystenographers;wiseprofessorswoowhite-apronedgum-
chewersbehindquick-lunchcounters;schoolma\'amsmakebigbadboysremainafterschool;ladswithladderssteallightlyoverlawnswhereJulietwaitsinhertrellissedwindowwithhertelescopepacked;youngcouplesoutforawalkcomehomemarried;oldchapsputonwhitespatsandpromenadeneartheNormalSchool;evenmarriedmen,grownunwontedlytenderandsentimental,whacktheirspousesonthebackandgrowl:\"Howgoesit,oldgirl:\"
ThisMay,whoisnogoddess,butCirce,masqueradingatthedancegiveninhonourofthefaird閎utante,Sum-
mer,putsthekiboshonusall。
OldMr。Coulsongroanedalittle,andthensatupstraightinhisinvalid\'schair。Hehadthegoutverybadinonefoot,ahousenearGramercyPark,halfamilliondollarsandadaughter。Andhehadahouse-
keeper,Mrs。Widdup。Thefactandthenamedeserveasentenceeach。Theyhaveit。
WhenMaypokedMr。Coulsonhebecameelderbrothertotheturtle-dove。Inthewindownearwhichhesatwereboxesofjonquils,ofhyacinths,geraniumsandpansies。Thebreezebroughttheirodourintotheroom。
Immediatelytherewasawell-contestedroundbetweenthebreathoftheflowersandtheableandactiveeffluviumfromgoutliniment。Thelinimentwoneasily;butnotbeforetheflowersgotanuppercuttooldMr。Coulson\'snose。Thedeadlyworkoftheimplacable,falseenchant-
ressMaywasdone。
AcrosstheparktotheolfactoriesofMr。Coulsoncameotherunmistakable,characteristic,copyrightedsmellsofspringthatbelongtothe-big-city-above-the-Subway,alone。Thesmellsofhotasphalt,undergroundcaverns,gasoline,patchouli,orangepeel,sewergas,Albanygrabs,Egyptiancigarettes,mortarandtheundriedinkonnews-
papers。Theinblowingairwassweetandmild。Sparrowswrangledhappilyeverywhereoutdoors。NevertrustMay。
Mr。Coulsontwistedtheendsofhiswhitemustache,cursedhisfoot,andpoundedabellonthetablebyhisside。
IncameMrs。Widdup。Shewascomelytotheeye,fair,flustered,fortyandfoxy。
\"Higginsisout,sir,\"shesaid,withasmilesuggestiveofvibratorymassage。\"Hewenttopostaletter。CanIdoanythingforyou,sir?\"
\"It\'stimeformyaconite,\"saidoldMr。Coulson。
\"Dropitforme。Thebottle\'sthere。Threedrops。
Inwater。D——thatis,confoundHiggins!There\'snobodyinthishousecaresifIdiehereinthischairforwantofattention。\"
Mrs。Widdupsigheddeeply。
\"Don\'tbesayingthat,sir,\"shesaid。\"There\'sthemthatwouldcaremorethananyoneknows。Thirteendrops,yousaid,sir?\"
\"Three,\"saidoldmanCoulson。
HetookhisdoseandthenMrs。Widdup\'shand。Sheblushed。Oh,yes,itcanbedone。Justholdyourbreathandcompressthediaphragm。
\"Mrs。Widdup,\"saidMr。Coulson,\"thespringtime\'sfulluponus。\"
\"Ain\'tthatright?\"saidMrs。Widdup。\"Theair\'srealwarm。Andthere\'sbock-beersignsoneverycorner。
Andthepark\'sallyallerandpinkandbluewithflowers;
andIhavesuchshootingpainsupmylegsandbody。\"
\"\'Inthespring,\'\"quotedMr。Coulson,curlinghismustache,\"\'ay——thatis,aman\'s——fancylightlyturnstothoughtsoflove。\'\"
\"Lawsy,now!\"exclaimedMrs。Widdup;\"ain\'tthatright?Seemslikeit\'sintheair。\"
\"\'Inthespring,\'\"continuedoldMr。Coulson,\"\'alivelieririsshinesupontheburnisheddove。\'\"
\"Theydobelively,theIrish,\"sighedMrs。Widduppensively。
\"Mrs。Widdup,\"saidMr。Coulson,makingafaceatatwingeofhisgoutyfoot,\"thiswouldbealonesomehousewithoutyou。I\'man——thatis,I\'manelderlyman——butI\'mworthacomfortablelotofmoney。Ifhalfamilliondollars\'worthofGovernmentbondsandthetrueaffectionofaheartthat,thoughnolongerbeatingwiththefirstardourofyouth,canstillthrobwithgenuine——\"
Theloudnoiseofanoverturnedchairneartheporti鑢esoftheadjoiningroominterruptedthevenerableandscarcelysuspectingvictimofMay。
InstalkedMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulson,bony,durable,tall,high-nosed,frigid,well-bred,thirty-five,in-the-neighbourhood-of-Gramercy-Parkish。Sheputupalorgnette。Mrs。WidduphastilystoopedandarrangedthebandagesonMr。Coulson\'sgoutyfoot。
\"IthoughtHigginswaswithyou,\"saidMissVanMeekerConstantia。
\"Higginswentout,\"explainedherfather,\"andMrs。
Widdupansweredthebell。Thatisbetternow,Mrs。
Widdup,thankyou。No;thereisnothingelseIrequire。\"
Thehousekeeperretired,pinkunderthecool,inquiringstareofMissCoulson。
\"Thisspringweatherislovely,isn\'tit,daughter?\"
saidtheoldman,consciouslyconscious。
\"That\'sjustit,\"repliedMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulson,somewhatobscurely。\"WhendoesMrs。Wid-
dupstartonhervacation,papa?\"
\"Ibelieveshesaidaweekfromto-day,\"saidMr。
Coulson。
MissVanMeekerConstantiastoodforaminuteatthewindowgazing,towardthelittlepark,floodedwiththemellowafternoonsunlight。Withtheeyeofabotanistsheviewedtheflowers——mostpotentweaponsofinsid-
iousMay。WiththecoolpulsesofavirginofCologneshewithstoodtheattackoftheetherealmildness。Thearrowsofthepleasantsunshinefellback,frostbitten,fromthecoldpanoplyofherunthrilledbosom。Theodouroftheflowerswakednosoftsentimentsintheunexploredrecessesofherdormantheart。Thechirpofthesparrowsgaveherapain。ShemockedatMay。
ButalthoughMissCoulsonwasproofagainsttheseason,shewaskeenenoughtoestimateitspower。Sheknewthatelderlymenandthick-waistedwomenjumpedaseducatedfleasintheridiculoustrainofMay,themerrymockerofthemonths。Shehadheardoffoolisholdgentlemenmarryingtheirhousekeepersbefore。Whatahumiliatingthing,afterall,wasthisfeelingcalledlove!
Thenextmorningat8o\'clock,whentheicemancalled,thecooktoldhimthatMissCoulsonwantedtoseehiminthebasement。
\"Well,ain\'tItheOlcottandDepew;notmentioningthefirstnameatall?\"saidtheiceman,admiringly,ofhimself。
Asaconcessionherolledhissleevesdown,droppedhisicehooksonasyringeandwentback。WhenMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulsonaddressedhimhetookoffhisbat。
\"Thereisarearentrancetothisbasement,\"saidMissCoulson,\"whichcanbereachedbydrivingintothevacantlotnextdoor,wheretheyareexcavatingforabuilding。Iwantyoutobringinthatwaywithintwohours1,000poundsofice。Youmayhavetobringanothermanortwotohelpyou。IwillshowyouwhereIwantitplaced。Ialsowant1,000poundsadaydeliveredthesamewayforthenextfourdays。Yourcompanymaychargetheiceonourregularbill。Thisisforyourextratrouble。\"
MissCoulsontenderedaten-dollarbill。Theicemanbowed,andheldhishatinhistwohandsbehindhim。
\"Notifyou\'llexcuseme,lady。It\'llbeapleasuretofixthingsupforyouanywayyouplease。\"
AlasforMay!
AboutnoonMr。Coulsonknockedtwoglassesoffhistable,brokethespringofhisbellandyelledforHigginsatthesametime。
\"Bringanaxe,\"commandedMr。Coulson,sardoni-
cally,\"orsendoutforaquartofprussicacid,orhaveapolicemancomeinandshootme。I\'dratherthatthanbefrozentodeath。\"
\"Itdoesseemtobegettingcool,Sir,\"saidHiggins。
\"Ihadn\'tnoticeditbefore。I\'llclosethewindow,Sir。\"
\"Do,\"saidMr。Coulson。\"Theycallthisspring,dothey?IfitkeepsuplongI\'llgobacktoPalmBeach。
Housefeelslikeamorgue。\"
LaterMissCoulsondutifullycameintoinquirehowthegoutwasprogressing。
\"\'Stantia,\"saidtheoldman,\"howistheweatherout-
doors?\"
\"Bright,\"answeredMissCoulson,\"butchilly。\"
\"Feelslikethedeadofwintertome,\"saidMr。Coulson。
\"Aninstance,\"saidConstantia,gazingabstractedlyoutthewindow,\"of\'winterlingeringinthelapofspring,\'
thoughthemetaphorisnotinthemostrefinedtaste。\"
AlittlelatershewalkeddownbythesideofthelittleparkandonwestwardtoBroadwaytoaccomplishalittleshopping。
AlittlelaterthanthatMrs。Widdupenteredtheinvalid\'sroom。
\"Didyouring,Sir?\"sheasked,dimplinginmanyplaces。\"IaskedHigginstogotothedrugstore,andI
thoughtIheardyourbell。\"
\"Ididnot,\"saidMr。Coulson。
\"I\'mafraid,\"saidMrs。Widdup,\"Iinterruptedyousir,yesterdaywhenyouwereabouttosaysomething。\"
\"Howcomesit,Mrs。Widdup,\"saidoldmanCoulsonsternly,\"thatIfinditsocoldinthishouse?\"
\"Cold,Sir?\"saidthehousekeeper,\"why,now,sinceyouspeakofititdoseemcoldinthisroom。But,out-
doorsit\'saswarmandfineasJune,sir。Andhowthisweatherdoseemtomakeone\'sheartjumpoutofone\'sshirtwaist,sir。Andtheivyallleavedoutonthesideofthehouse,andthehand-organsplaying,andthechildrendancingonthesidewalk——\'tisagreattimeforspeakingoutwhat\'sintheheart。Youweresayingyesterday,sir——\"
\"Woman!\"roaredMr。Coulson;\"youareafool。I
payyoutotakecareofthishouse。Iamfreezingtodeathinmyownroom,andyoucomeinanddriveltomeaboutivyandhand-organs。Getmeanovercoatatonce。Seethatalldoorsandwindowsareclosedbelow。
Anold,fat,irresponsible,one-sidedobjectlikeyouprat-
ingaboutspringtimeandflowersinthemiddleofwinter!
WhenHigginscomesback,tellhimtobringmeahotrumpunch。Andnowgetout!\"
ButwhoshallshamethebrightfaceofMay?Roguethoughshebeanddisturberofsanemen\'speace,nowisevirginscunningnorcoldstorageshallmakeherbowherheadinthebrightgalaxyofmonths。
Oh,yes,thestorywasnotquitefinished。
Anightpassed,andHigginshelpedoldmanCoulsoninthemorningtohischairbythewindow。Thecoldoftheroomwasgone。Heavenlyodoursandfragrantmild-
nessentered。
InhurriedMrs。Widdup,andstoodbyhischair。Mr。
Coulsonreachedhisbonyhandandgraspedherplumpone。
\"Mrs。Widdup,\"hesaid,\"thishousewouldbenohomewithoutyou。Ihavehalfamilliondollars。Ifthatandthetrueaffectionofaheartnolonoerinitsyouthfulprime,butstillnotcold,could——\"
\"Ifoundoutwhatmadeitcold,\"saidMrs。Widdup,leanin\'againsthischair。\"\'Twasice——tonsofit——
inthebasementandinthefurnaceroom,everywhere。I
shutofftheregistersthatitwascomingthroughintoyourroom,Mr。Coulson,poorsoul!Andnowit\'sMaytimeagain。\"
\"Atrueheart,\"wentonoldmanCoulson,alittlewanderingly,\"thatthespringtimehasbroughttolifeagain,and——butwhatwillmydaughtersay,Mrs。
Widdup?\"
\"Neverfear,sir,\"saidMrs。Widdup,cheerfully。
\"MissCoulson,sheranawaywiththeicemanlastnight,sir!\"
ATECHNICALERROR
Inevercaredespeciallyforfeuds,believingthemtobeevenmoreoverratedproductsofourcountrythangrapefruit,scrapple,orhoneymoons。Nevertheless,ifImaybeallowed,IwilltellyouofanIndianTerritoryfeudofwhichIwaspress-agent,camp-follower,andinaccessoryduringthefact。
IwasonavisittoSamDurkee\'sranch,whereIhadagreattimefallingoffunmanicuredponiesandwavingmybarehandatthelowerjawsofwolvesabouttwomilesaway。Samwasahardenedpersonofabouttwenty-
five,withareputationforgoinghomeinthedarkwithperfectequanimity,thoughoftenwithreluctance。
OverintheCreekNationwasafamilybearingthenameofTatum。IwastoldthattheDurkeesandTatumshadbeenfeudingforyears。Severalofeachfamilyhadbittenthegrass,anditwasexpectedthatmoreNebuchad-
nezzarswouldfollow。Ayoungergenerationofeachfamilywasgrowingup,andthegrasswaskeepingpacewiththem。
ButIgatheredthattheyhadfoughtfairly;thattheyhadnotlainincornfieldsandaimedatthedivisionoftheirenemies\'suspendersintheback——partly,perhaps,becausetherewerenocornfields,andnobodyworemorethanonesuspender。Norhadanywomanorchildofeitherhouseeverbeenharmed。Inthosedays——andyouwillfinditsoyet——theirwomenweresafe。
SamDurkeehadagirl。(Ifitwereanall-fictionmagazinethatIexpecttosellthisstoryto,Ishouldsay,\"Mr。Durkeerejoicedinafianc閑。\")HernamewasEllaBaynes。Theyappearedtobedevotedtoeachother,andtohaveperfectconfidenceineachother,asallcouplesdowhoareandhaveoraren\'tandhaven\'t。Shewastolerablypretty,withaheavymassofbrownhairthathelpedheralong。Heintroducedmetoher,whichseemednottolessenherpreferenceforhim;soIreasonedthattheyweresurelysoul-mates。
MissBayneslivedinKingfisher,twentymilesfromtheranch。Samlivedonagallopbetweenthetwoplaces。
OnedaytherecametoKingfisheracourageousyoungman,rathersmall,withsmoothfaceandregularfeatures。
Hemademanyinquiriesaboutthebusinessofthetown,andespeciallyoftheinhabitantscognominally。HesaidhewasfromMuscogee,andhelookedit,withhisyellowshoesandcrochetedfour-in-hand。ImethimoncewhenIrodeinforthemail。HesaidhisnamewasBeverlyTravers,whichseemedratherimprobable。
Therewereactivetimesontheranch,justthen,andSamwastoobusytogototownoften。Asanincom-
petentandgenerallyworthlessguest,itdevolveduponmetorideinforlittlethingssuchaspostcards,barrelsofflour,baking-powder,smoking-tobacco,and——lettersfromElla。
Oneday,whenIwasmessengerforhalfagrossofcigarettepapersandacoupleofwagontires,IsawtheallegedBeverlyTraversinayellow-wheeledbuggywithEllaBaynes,drivingabouttownasostentatiouslyastheblack,waxymudwouldpermit。Iknewthatthisinfor-
mationwouldbringnobalmofGileadtoSam\'ssoul,soIrefrainedfromincludingitinthenewsofthecitythatIretailedonmyreturn。Butonthenextafternoonanelongatedex-cowboyofthenameofSimmons,anold-
timepalofSam\'s,whokeptafeedstoreinKingfisher,rodeouttotheranchandrolledandburnedmanycigar-
ettesbeforehewouldtalk。Whenhedidmakeoration,hiswordswerethese:
\"Say,Sam,there\'sbeenadescriptionofagalootmiscallin\'himselfBevel-edgedTravelsimpairingtheatmosphericairofKingfisherforthepasttwoweeks。
Youknowwhohewas?HewasnototherwisethanBenTatum,fromtheCreekNation,sonofoldGopherTatumthatyourUncleNewtshotlastFebruary。Youknowwhathedonethismorning?HekilledyourbrotherLester——shothimintheco\'t-houseyard。\"
IwonderedifSamhadheard。Hepulledatwigfromamesquitebush,cheweditgravely,andsaid:
\"Hedid,didhe?HekilledLester?\"
\"Thesame,\"saidSimmons。\"Andhedidmore。
Herunawaywithyourgirl,thesameastosayMissEllaBaynes。Ithoughtyoumightliketoknow,soIrodeouttoimparttheinformation。\"
\"Iammuchobliged,Jim,\"saidSam,takingthechewedtwigfromhismouth。\"Yes,I\'mgladyourodeOut。Yes,I\'mrightglad。\"
\"Well,I\'llberidin\'back,Ireckon。ThatboyIleftinthefeedstoredon\'tknowhayfromoats。HeshotLesterintheback。\"
\"Shothimintheback?\"
\"Yes,whilehewashitchin\'hishoss。\"
\"I\'mmuchobliged,Jim。\"
\"Ikindofthoughtyou\'dliketoknowassoonasyoucould。\"
\"Comeinandhavesomecoffeebeforeyourideback,Jim?\"
\"Why,no,Ireckonnot;Imustgetbacktothestore。\"
\"Andyousay——\"
\"Yes,Sam。Everybodyseen\'emdriveawaytogetherinabuckboard,withabigbundle,likeclothes,tiedupinthebackofit。Hewasdrivin\'theteamhebroughtoverwithhimfromMuscogee。They\'llbehardtoover-
takerightaway。\"
\"Andwhich——\"
\"Iwasgoin\'ontotellyou。TheyleftontheGuthrieroad;butthere\'snotellin\'whichforksthey\'lltake——
youknowthat。\"
\"Allright,Jim;muchobliged。\"
\"You\'rewelcome,Sam。\"
Simmonsrolledacigaretteandstabbedhisponywithbothheels。Twentyyardsawayhereinedupandcalledback:
\"Youdon\'twantno——assistance,asyoumightsay?\"
\"Notany,thanks。\"
\"Ididn\'tthinkyouwould。Well,solong!\"
Samtookoutandopenedabone-handledpocket-knifeandscrapedadriedpieceofmudfromhisleftboot。I
thoughtatfirsthewasgoingtoswearavendettaonthebladeofit,orrecite\"TheGipsy\'sCurse。\"ThefewfeudsIhadeverseenorreadaboutusuallyopenedthatway。Thisoneseemedtobepresentedwithanewtreat-
ment。Thusofferedonthestage,itwouldhavebeenhissedoff,andoneofBelasco\'sthrillingmelodramasdemandedinstead。
\"Iwonder,\"saidSam,withaprofoundlythoughtfulexpression,\"ifthecookhasanycoldbeansleftover!\"
HecalledWash,theNegrocook,andfindingthathehadsome,orderedhimtoheatupthepotandmakesomestrongcoffee。ThenwewentintoSam\'sprivateroom,whereheslept,andkepthisarmoury,dogs,andthesad-
dlesofhisfavouritemounts。Hetookthreeorfoursix-
shootersoutofabookcaseandbegantolookthemover,whistling\"TheCowboy\'sLament\"abstractedly。After-
wardheorderedthetwobesthorsesontheranchsaddledandtiedtothehitching-post。
Now,inthefeudbusiness,inallsectionsofthecountry,Ihaveobservedthatinoneparticularthereisadelicatebutstrictetiquettebelonging。Youmustnotmentionthewordorrefertothesubjectinthepresenceofafeudist。
Itwouldbemorereprehensiblethancommentinguponthemoleonthechinofyourrichaunt。Ifound,lateron,thatthereisanotherunwrittenrule,butIthinkthatbelongssolelytotheWest。
Ityetlackedtwohourstosupper-time;butintwentyminutesSamandIwereplungingdeepintothereheatedbeans,hotcoffee,andcoldbeef。
Nothinglikeagoodmealbeforealongride,\"saidSam。\"Eathearty。\"
Ihadasuddensuspicion。
\"Whydidyouhavetwohorsessaddled?\"Iasked。
\"One,two——one,two,\"saidSam。\"Youcancount,can\'tyou?\"
Hismathematicscarriedwithitamomentaryqualmandalesson。Thethoughthadnotoccurredtohimthatthethoughtcouldpossiblyoccurtomenottorideathissideonthatredroadtorevengeandjustice。Itwasthehighercalculus。Iwasbookedforthetrail。Ibegantoeatmorebeans。
Inanhourwesetforthatasteadygallopeastward。
OurhorseswereKentucky-bred,strengthenedbythemesquitegrassofthewest。BenTatum\'ssteedsmayhavebeenswifter,andhehadagoodlead;butifhehadheardthepunctualthudsofthehoofsofthosetrailersofours,bornintheheartoffeudland,hemighthavefeltthatretributionwascreepinguponthehoof-printsofhisdappernags。
IknewthatBenTatum\'scardtoplaywasflight——
flightuntilhecamewithinthesaferterritoryofhisownhenchmenandsupporters。Heknewthatthemanpur-
suinghimwouldfollowthetrailtoanyendwhereitmightlead。
DuringtherideSamtalkedoftheprospectforrain,ofthepriceofbeef,andofthemusicalglasses。Youwouldhavethoughthehadneverhadabrotherorasweetheartoranenemyonearth。Therearesomesub-
jectstoobigevenforthewordsinthe\"Unabridged。\"
Knowingthisphaseofthefeudcode,butnothavingpractiseditsufficiently,Ioverdidthethingbytellingsomeslightlyfunnyanecdotes。Samlaughedatexactlytherightplace——laughedwithhismouth。WhenIcaughtsightofhismouth,IwishedIhadbeenblessedwithenoughsenseofhumourtohavesuppressedthoseanecdotes。
OurfirstsightofthemwehadinGuthrie。Tiredandhungry,westumbled,unwashed,intoalittleyellow-pinehotelandsatatatable。Intheoppositecornerwesawthefugitives。Theywerebentupontheirmeal,butlookedaroundattimesuneasily。
Thegirlwasdressedinbrown-oneofthesesmooth,half-shiny,silky-lookingaffairswithlacecollarandcuffs,andwhatIbelievetheycallanaccordion-plaitedskirt。
Sheworeathickbrownveildowntohernose,andabroad-brimmedstrawhatwithsomekindoffeathersadorningit。Themanworeplain,darkclothes,andhishairwastrimmedveryshort。Hewassuchamanasyoumightseeanywhere。
Theretheywere——themurdererandthewomanhehadstolen。Therewewere——therightfulavenger,accordingtothecode,andthesupernumerarywhowritesthesewords。
Foronetime,atleast,intheheartofthesupernumerarythererosethekillinginstinct。Foronemomenthejoinedtheforceofcombatants——orally。
\"Whatareyouwaitingfor,Sam?\"Isaidinawhisper。
\"Lethimhaveitnow!\"
Samgaveamelancholysigh。
\"Youdon\'tunderstand;buthedoes,\"hesaid。\"Heknows。Mr。Tenderfoot,there\'saruleouthereamongwhitemenintheNationthatyoucan\'tshootamanwhenhe\'swithawoman。Ineverknewittobebrokeyet。
Youcan\'tdoit。You\'vegottogethiminagangofmenorbyhimself。That\'swhy。Heknowsit,too。Weallknow。So,that\'sMr。BenTatum!Oneofthe\'prettymen\'!I\'llcuthimoutoftheherdbeforetheyleavethehotel,andregulatehisaccount!\"
Aftersuppertheflyingpairdisappearedquickly-
AlthoughSamhauntedlobbyandstairwayandhallshalfthenight,insomemysteriouswaythefugitiveseludedhim;andinthemorningtheveiledladyinthebrowndresswiththeaccordion-plaitedskirtandthedapperyoungmanwiththeclose-clippedhair,andthebuckboardwiththeprancingnags,weregone。
Itisamonotonousstory,thatoftheride;soitshallbecurtailed。Onceagainweovertookthemonaroad。Wewereaboutfiftyyardsbehind。Theyturnedinthebuckboardandlookedatus;thendroveonwithoutwhippinguptheirhorses。Theirsafetynolongerlayinspeed。BenTatumknew。Heknewthattheonlyrockofsafetylefttohimwasthecode。Thereisnodoubtthat,hadhebeenalone,thematterwouldhavebeensettledquicklywithSamDurkeeintheusualway;
buthehadsomethingathissidethatkeptstillthetrigger-fingerofboth。Itseemedlikelythathewasnocoward。
So,youmayperceivethatwoman,onoccasions,maypostponeinsteadofprecipitatingconflictbetweenmanandman。Butnotwillinglyorconsciously。Sheisobliviousofcodes。
Fivemilesfarther,wecameuponthefuturegreatWesterncityofChandler。Thehorsesofpursuersandpursuedwerestarvedandweary。Therewasonehotelthatoffereddangertomanandentertainmenttobeast;
sothefourofusmetagaininthediningroomattheringingofabellsoresonantandlargethatithadcrackedthewelkinlongago。ThediningroomwasnotaslargeastheoneatGuthrie。
Justaswewereeatingapplepie——howBenDavisesandtragedyimpingeuponeachother!——InoticedSamlookingwithkeenintentnessatourquarrywheretheywereseatedatatableacrosstheroom。Thegirlstillworethebrowndresswithlacecollarandcuffs,andtheveildrawndowntohernose。Themanbentoverhisplate,withhisclosecroppedheadheldlow。
\"There\'sacode,\"IheardSamsay,eithertomeortohimself,\"thatwon\'tletyoushootamaninthecompanyofawoman;but,bythunder,thereain\'tonetokeepyoufromkillingawomaninthecompanyofaman!\"
And,quickerthanmymindcouldfollowhisargument,hewhippedaColt\'sautomaticfromunderhisleftarmandpumpedsixbulletsintothebodythatthebrowndresscovered——thebrowndresswiththelacecollarandcuffsandtheaccordion-plaitedskirt。
Theyoungpersoninthedarksacksuit,fromwhoseheadandfromwhoselifeawoman\'sgloryhadbeenclipped,laidherheadonherarmsstretcheduponthetable;whilepeoplecamerunningtoraiseBenTatumfromthefloorinhisfemininemasqueradethathadgivenSamtheopportunitytosetaside,technically,theobliga-
tionsofthecode。
SUITEHOMESANDTHEIRROMANCE
FEWyoungcouplesintheBig-City-of-BluffbegantheirmarriedexistencewithgreaterpromiseofhappinessthandidMr。andMrs。ClaudeTurpin。Theyfeltnoespecialanimositytowardeachother;theywerecomfort-
ablyestablishedinahandsomeapartmenthousethathadanameandaccommodationslikethoseofasleeping-
car;theywerelivingasexpensivelyasthecoupleonthenextfloorabovewhohadtwicetheirincome;
andtheirmarriagehadoccurredonawager,aferry-
boatandfirstacquaintance,thussecuringasensationalnewspapernoticewiththeirnamesattachedtopicturesoftheQueenofRoumaniaandM。Santos-
Dumont。
Turpin\'sincomewas$200permonth。Onpayday,aftercalculatingtheamountsdueforrent,instalmentsonfurnitureandpiano,gas,andbillsowedtotheflorist,confectioner,milliner,tailor,winemerchantandcabcompany,theTurpinswouldfindthattheystillhad$200
lefttospend。Howtodothisisoneofthesecretsofmetropolitanlife。
ThedomesticlifeoftheTurpinswasabeautifulpicturetosee。Butyoucouldn\'tgazeuponitasyoucouldatanoleographof\"Don\'tWakeGrandma,\"or\"Brook-
lynbyMoonlight。\"
Youhadtoblinkwhenlookedatit;andyouheardafizzingsoundjustlikethemachinewitha\"scope\"attheendofit。Yes;therewasn\'tmuchreposeaboutthepictureoftheTurpins\'domesticlife。Itwassomethinglike\"SpearingSalmonintheColumbiaRiver,\"or\"Jap-
aneseArtilleryinAction。\"
Everydaywasjustlikeanother;asthedaysareinNewYork。InthemorningTurpinwouldtakebromo-
seltzer,hispocketchangefromundertheclock,hishat,nobreakfastandhisdeparturefortheoffice。AtnoonMrs。Turpinwouldgetoutofbedandhumour,putonakimono,airs,andthewatertoboilforcoffee。
Turpinluncheddowntown。Hecamehomeat6
todressfordinner。Theyalwaysdinedout。Theystrayedfromthechop-housetochop-sueydom,fromterracetotabled\'h魌e,fromrathskellertoroadhouse,fromcaf?tocasino,fromMaria\'stotheMarthaWash-
ington。Suchisdomesticlifeinthegreatcity。Yourvineisthemistletoe;yourfigtreebearsdates。YourhouseholdgodsareMercuryandJohnHowardPayne。
Fortheweddingmarchyounowhearonly\"ComewiththeGypsyBride。\"Yourarelydineatthesameplacetwiceinsuccession。Youtireofthefood;and,besides,youwanttogivethemtimeforthequestionofthatsouve-
nirsilversugarbowltoblowover。
TheTurpinswerethereforehappy。Theymademanywarmanddelightfulfriends,someofwhomtheyremem-
beredthenextday。Theirhomelifewasanidealone,accordingtotherulesandregulationsoftheBookofBluff。
TherecameatimewhenitdawneduponTurpinthathiswifewasgettingawaywithtoomuchmoney。
Ifyoubelongtothenear-swellclassintheBigCity,andyourincomeis$200permonth,andyoufindattheendofthemonth,afterlookingoverthebillsforcurrentexpenses,thatyou,yourself,havespent$150,youverynaturallywonderwhathasbecomeoftheother$50。
Soyoususpectyourwife。Andperhapsyougiveherahintthatsomethingneedsexplanation。
\"Isay,Vivien,\"saidTurpin,oneafternoonwhentheywereenjoyinginraptsilencethepeaceandquietoftheircozyapartment,\"you\'vebeencreatingahiatusbigenoughforadogtocrawlthroughinthismonth\'shon-
orarium。Youhaven\'tbeenpayingyourdressmakeranythingonaccount,haveyou?\"
Therewasamoment\'ssilence。Nosoundscouldbeheardexceptthebreathingofthefoxterrier,andthesubdued,monotonoussizzlingofVivien\'sfulvouslocksagainsttheinsensatecurlingirons。ClaudeTurpin,sittinguponapillowthathehadthoughtfullyplacedupontheconvolutionsoftheapartmentsofa,narrowlywatchedtheriante,lovelyfaceofhiswife。
\"Claudie,dear,\"saidshe,touchingherfingertoherrubytongueandtestingtheunresponsivecurlingirons,\"youdomeaninjustice。Mme。Toinettehasnotseenacentofminesincethedayyoupaidyourtailortendollarsonaccount。\"
Turpin\'ssuspicionswereallayedforthetime。Butonedaysoontherecameananonymouslettertohimthatread:
\"Watchyourwife。Sheisblowinginyourmoneysecretly。Iwasasuffererjustasyouare。TheplaceisNo。345BlankStreet。Awordtothewise,etc。
\"AMANWHOKNOWS\"
Turpintookthislettertothecaptainofpoliceoftheprecinctthathelivedin。
\"Myprecinctisascleanasahound\'stooth,\"saidthecaptain。\"Thelid\'sshutdownasclosethereasitisovertheeyeofaWilliamsburggirlwhenshe\'skissedataparty。Butifyouthinkthere\'sanythingqueerattheaddress,I\'llgotherewithye。\"
Onthenextafternoonat3,TurpinandthecaptaincreptsoftlyupthestairsofNo。345BlankStreet。A
dozenplain-clothesmen,dressedinfullpoliceuniforms,soastoallaysuspicion,waitedinthehallbelow。
Atthetopofthestairswasadoor,whichwasfoundtobelocked。Thecaptaintookakeyfromhispocketandunlockedit。Thetwomenentered。
Theyfoundthemselvesinalargeroom,occupiedbytwentyortwenty-fiveelegantlyclothedladies。Racingchartshungagainstthewalls,atickerclickedinonecorner;withatelephonereceivertohisearamanwascallingoutthevariouspositionsofthehorsesinaveryexcitingrace。Theoccupantsoftheroomlookedupattheintruders;but,asifreassuredbythesightofthecaptain\'suniform,theyrevertedtheirattentiontothemanatthetelephone。
\"Yousee,\"saidthecaptaintoTurpin,\"thevalueofananonymousletter!Nohigh-mindedandself-respect-
inggentlemanshouldconsideroneworthyofnotice。
Isyourwifeamongthisassembly,Mr。Turpin?\"
\"Sheisnot,\"saidTurpin。
\"Andifshewas,\"continuedthecaptain,\"wouldshebewithinthereachofthetongueofslander?TheseladiesconstituteaBrowningSociety。Theymeettodiscussthemeaningofthegreatpoet。ThetelephoneisconnectedwithBoston,whencetheparentsocietytransmitsfrequentlyitsinterpretationsofthepoems。Beashamedofyersuspicions,Mr。Turpin。\"
\"Gosoakyourshield,\"saidTurpin。\"Vivienknowshowtotakecareofherselfinapool-room。She\'snotdroppinganythingontheponies。Theremustbesome-
thingqueergoingonhere。\"
\"NothingbutBrowning,\"saidthecaptain。\"Hearthat?\"
\"Thanatopsisbyanose,\"drawledthemanatthetelephone。
\"That\'snotBrowning;that\'sLongfellow,\"saidTurpin,whosometimesreadbooks。
\"Backtothepasture!\"exclaimedthecaptain。\"long-
fellowmadethepacing-to-wagonrecordof7。53\'waybackin1868。\"
\"Ibelievethere\'ssomethingqueeraboutthisjoint,\"
repeatedTurpin。
\"Idon\'tseeit,\"saidthecaptain。
\"Iknowitlookslikeapool-room,allright,\"persistedTurpin,\"butthat\'sallablind。Vivienhasbeendroppingalotofcoinsomewhere。Ibelievethere\'ssomeunder-
handedworkgoingonhere。\"
Anumberofracingsheetsweretackedclosetogether,coveringalargespaceononeofthewalls。Turpin,suspicious,toreseveralofthemdown。Adoor,pre-
viouslyhidden,wasrevealed。Turpinplacedaneartothecrackandlistenedintently。Heheardthesofthumofmanyvoices,lowandguardedlaughter,andasharp,metallicclickingandscrapingasiffromamultitudeoftinybutbusyobjects。
\"MyGod!ItisasIfeared!\"whisperedTurpintohimself。\"Summonyourmenatonce!\"hecalledtothecaptain。\"Sheisinthere,Iknow。\"
Attheblowingofthecaptain\'swhistletheuniformedplain-clothesmenrushedupthestairsintothepool-
room。Whentheysawthebettingparaphernaliadistrib-
utedaroundtheyhalted,surprisedandpuzzledtoknowwhytheyhadbeensummoned。
Butthecaptainpointedtothelock-eddoorandbadethembreakitdown。Inafewmomentstheydemolisheditwiththeaxestheycarried。IntotheotherroomsprangClaudeTurpin,withthecaptainathisheels。
ThescenewasonethatlingeredlonginTurpin\'smind。Nearlyascoreofwomen——womenexpensivelyandfashionablyclothed,manybeautifulandofrefinedappearance——hadbeenseatedatlittlemarble-toppedtables。Whenthepoliceburstopenthedoortheyshriekedandranhereandtherelikegaylyplumedbirdsthathadbeendisturbedinatropicalgrove。Somebecamehysterical;oneortwofainted;severalkneltatthefeetoftheofficersandbesoughtthemformercyonaccountoftheirfamiliesandsocialposition。
AmanwhohadbeenseatedbehindadeskhadseizedarollofcurrencyaslargeastheankleofaParadiseRoofGardenschorusgirlandjumpedoutofthewindow。
Halfadozenattendantshuddledatoneendoftheroom,breathlessfromfear。
Uponthetablesremainedthedamningandincon-
trovertibleevidencesoftheguiltofthehabitu閑softhatsinisterroom——dishafterdishheapedhighwithicecream,andsurroundedbystacksofemptyones,scrapedtothelastspoonful。
\"Ladies,\"saidthecaptaintohisweepingcircleofprisoner\"I\'llnotholdanyofyez。SomeofyezIrecog-
nizeashavingfinehousesandgoodstandinginthecommunity,withhard-workinghusbandsandchilderathome。ButI\'llreadyeabitofalecturebeforeyego。
Inthenextroomthere\'sa20-to-1shotjustdroppedinunderthewirethreelengthsaheadofthefield。Isthisthewayyewasteyourhusbands\'moneyinsteadofhelp-
ingearnit?Homewidyez!Thelid\'sontheice-creamfreezerinthisprecinct。\"
ClaudeTurpin\'swifewasamongthepatronsoftheraidedroom。Heledhertotheirapartmentinstemsilence。Theresheweptsoremorsefullyandbesoughthisforgivenesssopleadinglythatheforgothisjustanger,andsoonhegatheredhispenitentgolden-hairedVivieninhisarmsandforgaveher。
\"Darling,\"shemurmured,halfsobbingly,asthemoon-
lightdriftedthroughtheopenwindow,glorifyinghersweet,upturnedface,\"IknowIdonewrong。Iwillnevertouchicecreamagain。Iforgotyouwerenotamillionaire。Iusedtogothereeveryday。Butto-dayIfeltsomestrange,sadpresentimentofevil,andIwasnotmyself。Iateonlyelevensaucers。\"
\"Saynomore,\"saidClaude,gentlyashefondlycaressedherwavingcurls。
\"Andyouaresurethatyoufullyforgiveme?\"askedVivien,gazingathimentreatinglywithdewyeyesofheavenlyblue。
\"Almostsure,littleone,\"answeredClaude,stoopingandlightlytouchinghersnowyforeheadwithhislips。
\"I\'llletyouknowlateron。I\'vegotamonth\'ssalarydownonVanillatowinthethree-year-oldsteeplechaseto-morrow;andiftheice-creamhunchistothegoodyouareItagain——see?\"
THEWHIRLIGIGOFLIFE
JUSTICE-OF-THE-PEACEBenajaWiddupsatinthedoorofhisofficesmokinghiselder-stempipe。Half-
waytothezeniththeCumberlandrangeroseblue-grayintheafternoonhaze。Aspeckledhenswaggereddownthemainstreetofthe\"settlement,\"cacklingfoolishly。
Uptheroadcameasoundofcreakingaxles,andthenaslowcloudofdust,andthenabull-cartbearingRansieBilbroandhiswife。ThecartstoppedattheJustice\'sdoor,andthetwoclimbeddown。Ransiewasanarrowsixfeetofsallowbrownskinandyellowhair。Theimperturbabilityofthemountainshunguponhimlikeasuitofarmour。Thewomanwascalicoed,angled,snuff-brushed,andwearywithunknowndesires。Throughitallgleamedafaintprotestofcheatedyouthunconsciousofitsloss。
TheJusticeofthePeaceslippedhisfeetintohisshoes,forthesakeofdignity,andmovedtoletthementer。
\"We-all,\"saidthewoman,inavoicelikethewindblowingthroughpineboughs,\"wantsadivo\'ce。\"ShelookedatRansietoseeifhenotedanyflaworambiguityorevasionorpartialityorself-partisanshipinherstate-
mentoftheirbusiness。
\"Adivo\'ce,\"repeatedRansie,withasolemnDod。
\"We-allcan\'tgitalongtogethernohow。It\'slonesomeenoughfurtoliveinthemount\'inswhenamanandawomankeersfuroneanother。Butwhenshe\'sa-spittin\'
likeawildcatora-sullenin\'likeahoot-owlinthecabin,amanain\'tgotnocalltolivewithher。\"
\"Whenhe\'sano-\'countvarmint,\"saidthewoman,\"withoutanyespecialwarmth,a-traipsin\'alongofscalawagsandmoonshinersanda-layin\'onhisbackpizen\'ithco\'nwhiskey,anda-pesterin\'folkswithapacko\'hungry,triflin\'houn\'stofeed!\"
\"Whenshekeepsa-throwin\'skilletlids,\"cameRansie\'santiphony,\"andslingsb\'ilin\'wateronthebestcoon-dogintheCumberlands,andsetsherselfagin\'cookin\'aman\'svictuals,andkeepshimawakeo\'nightsaccusin\'himofasightofdoin\'s!\"
\"Whenhe\'sal\'aysa-fightin\'therevenues,andgitsahardnameinthemount\'insfurameanman,who\'sgwinetobeablefurtosleepo\'nights?\"
TheJusticeofthePeacestirreddeliberatelytohisduties。Heplacedhisonechairandawoodenstoolforhispetitioners。Heopenedhisbookofstatutesonthetableandscannedtheindex。Presentlyhewipedhisspectaclesandshiftedhisinkstand。
\"Thelawandthestatutes,\"saidhe,\"airsilentonthesubjeckofdivo\'ceasfurasthejurisdictionofthisco\'tairconcerned。But,accordin\'toequityandtheCon-
stitutionandthegoldenrule,it\'sabadbarg\'inthatcan\'trunbothways。Ifajusticeofthepeacecanmarryacouple,it\'splainthatheisboundtobeabletodivo\'ce\'em。Thishereofficewillissueadecreeofdivo\'ceandabidebythedecisionoftheSupremeCo\'ttoholditgood。\"
RansieBilbrodrewasmalltobacco-bagfromhistrouserspocket。Outofthisheshookuponthetableafive-dollarnote。\"Soldab\'arskinandtwofoxesfurthat,\"heremarked。\"It\'sallthemoneywegot。\"
\"Theregularpriceofadivo\'ceinthisco\'t,\"saidtheJustice,\"airfivedollars。\"Hestuffedthebillintothepocketofhishomespunvestwithadeceptiveairofindiffer-
ence。Withmuchbodilytoilandmentaltravailhewrotethedecreeuponhalfasheetoffoolscap,andthencopieditupontheother。RansieBilbroandhiswifelistenedtohisreadingofthedocumentthatwastogivethemfreedom:
\"KnowallmenbythesepresentsthatRansieBilbroandhiswife,ArielaBilbro,thisdaypersonallyappearedbeforemeandpromisesthathereinaftertheywillneitherlove,honour,norobeyeachother,neitherforbetternorworse,beingofsoundmindandbody,andacceptsummonsfordivorceaccordingtothepeaceanddignityoftheState。
Hereinfailnot,sohelpyouGod。BenajaWiddup,justiceofthepeaceinandforthecountyofPiedmont,StateofTennessee。\"
TheJusticewasabouttohandoneofthedocumentstoRansie。ThevoiceofArieladelayedthetransfer。
Bothmenlookedather。Theirdullmasculinitywasconfrontedbysomethingsuddenandunexpectedinthewoman。
\"Judge,don\'tyougivehimthatairpaperyit。\'Tain\'tallsettled,nohow。Igottohavemyrightsfirst。I
gottohavemyali-money。\'Tain\'tnokindofawaytodofuramantodivo\'cehiswife\'thoutherhavin\'acentfurtodowith。I\'ma-layin\'offtobea-goin\'uptobrotherEd\'suponHogbackMount\'in。I\'mboundfurtohevapa\'rofshoesandsomesnuffandthingsbesides。EfRancekinaffo\'dadivo\'ce,lethimpaymeali-money。\"
RansieBilbrowasstrickentodumbperplexity。Therehadbeennoprevioushintofalimony。Womenwerealwaysbringingupstartlingandunlooked-forissues。
JusticeBenajaWiddupfeltthatthepointdemandedjudicialdecision。Theauthoritieswerealsosilentonthesubjectofalimony。Butthewoman\'sfeetwerebare。
ThetrailtoHogbackMountainwassteepandflinty。
\"ArielaBilbro,\"heasked,inofficialtones,\"howmuchdidyou\'lowwouldbegoodandsufficientali-moneyinthecasebefo\'theco\'t。\"
\"I\'lowed,\"sheanswered,\"furtheshoesandall,tosayfivedollars。Thatain\'tmuchfurali-money,butIreckonthat\'llgitmetoupbrotherEd\'s。\"
\"Theamount,\"saidtheJustice,\"airnotonreasonable。
RansieBilbro,youairorderedbytheco\'ttopaytheplain-
tiffthesumoffivedollarsbefo\'thedecreeofdivo\'ceairissued。\"
\"Ihain\'tnomo\'money,\"breathedRansie,heavily。
\"IdonepaidyouallIhad。\"
\"Otherwise,\"saidtheJustice,lookingseverelyoverhisspectacles,\"youairincontemptofco\'t。\"
\"Ireckonifyougimmetillto-morrow,\"pleadedthehusband,\"Imoutbeabletorakeorscrapeitupsomewhars。Ineverlookedfortobea-payin\'noali-
money。\"
\"Thecaseairadjourned,\"saidBenajaWiddup,\"tillto-morrow,whenyou-allwillpresentyo\'selvesandobeytheorderoftheco\'t。Followin\'ofwhichthedecreesofdivo\'cewillbedelivered。\"Hesatdowninthedoorandbegantoloosenashoestring。
\"WemoutaswellgodowntoUncleZiah\'s,\"decidedRansie,\"andspendthenight。\"Heclimbedintothecartononeside,andArielaclimbedinontheother。
Obeyingtheflapofhisrope,thelittleredbullslowlycamearoundonatack,andthecartcrawledawayinthenimbusarisingfromitswheels。
Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsmokedhiselder-
stempipe。Lateintheafternoonhegothisweeklypaper,andreadituntilthetwilightdimmeditslines。Thenhelitthetallowcandleonhistable,andreaduntilthemoonrose,markingthetimeforsupper。Helivedinthedoublelogcabinontheslopenearthegirdledpoplar。
Goinghometosupperhecrossedalittlebranchdarkenedbyalaurelthicket。Thedarkfigureofamansteppedfromthelaurelsandpointedarifleathisbreast。Hishatwaspulleddownlow,andsomethingcoveredmostofhisface。
\"Iwantyo\'money,\"saidthefigure,\"\'thoutanytalk。
I\'mgettin\'nervous,andmyfinger\'sa-wabblin\'onthisheretrigger。\"
\"I\'veonlygotf-f-fivedollars,\"saidtheJustice,pro-
ducingitfromhisvestpocket。
\"Rollitup,\"cametheorder,\"andstickitintheendofthisheregun-bar\'l。\"
Thebillwascrispandnew。Evenfingersthatwereclumsyandtremblingfoundlittledifficultyinmakingaspillofitandinsertingit(thiswithlessease)intothemuzzleoftherifle。
\"NowIreckonyoukinbegoin\'along,\"saidtherobber。
TheJusticelingerednotonhisway。
Thenextdaycamethelittleredbull,drawingthecarttotheofficedoor。JusticeBenajaWidduphadhisshoeson,forhewasexpectingthevisit。InhispresenceRansieBilbrohandedtohiswifeafive-dollarbill。Theofficial\'seyesharplyviewedit。Itseemedtocurlupasthoughithadbeenrolledandinsertedintotheendofagun-barrel。
ButtheJusticerefrainedfromcomment。Itistruethatotherbillsmightbeinclinedtocurl。Hehandedeachoneadecreeofdivorce。Eachstoodawkwardlysilent,slowlyfoldingtheguaranteeoffreedom。ThewomancastashyglancefullofconstraintatRansie。
\"Ireckonyou\'llbegoin\'backuptothecabin,\"shesaid,along\'iththebull-cart。There\'sbreadinthetinboxsettin\'ontheshelf。Iputthebaconintheb\'ilin\'-pottokeepthehoundsfromgittin\'it。Don\'tforgettowindtheclockto-night。\"
\"Youaira-goin\'toyourbrotherEd\'s?\"askedRansie,withfineunconcern。
\"Iwas\'lowin\'togetalonguptharaforenight。I
ain\'tsayin\'asthey\'llpestertheyselvesanytomakemewelcome,butIhain\'tnowharelsefurtogo。It\'sarightsmartways,andIreckonIbetterbegoin\'。I\'llbea-sayin\'
good-bye,Ranse-thatis,ifyoukeerfurtosayso。\"
\"Idon\'tknowasanybody\'sahounddog,\"saidRansie,inamartyr\'svoice,\"furtonotwanttosaygood-bye——
\'lessyouairsoanxioustogitawaythatyoudon\'twantmetosayit。\"
Arielawassilent。Shefoldedthefive-dollarbillandherdecreecarefully,andplacedtheminthebosomofherdress。BenajaWiddupwatchedthemoneydisappearwithmournfuleyesbehindhisspectacles。
Andthenwithhisnextwordsheachievedrank(ashisthoughtsran)witheitherthegreatcrowdoftheworld\'ssympathizersorthelittlecrowdofitsgreatfinanciers。
\"Bekindo\'lonesomeintheoldcabinto-night,Ranse,\"
hesaid。
RansieBilbrostaredoutattheCumberlands,clearbluenowinthesunlight。HedidnotlookatAriela。
\"I\'lowitmightbelonesome,\"hesaid;\"butwhenfolksgitsmadandwantsadivo\'ce,youcan\'tmakefolksstay。\"
\"There\'sotherswantedadivo\'ce,\"saidAriela,speakingtothewoodenstool。\"Besides,nobodydon\'twantno-
bodytostay。\"
\"Nobodyneversaidtheydidn\'t。\"
\"Nobodyneversaidtheydid。IreckonIbetterstartonnowtobrotherEd\'s。\"
\"Nobodycan\'twindthatoldclock。\"
\"Wantmetogobackalong\'ithyouinthecartandwinditfuryou,Ranse?\"
Themountaineer\'scountenancewasproofagainstemotion。ButhereachedoutabighandandenclosedAriela\'sthinbrownone。Hersoulpeepedoutoncethroughherimpassiveface,hallowingit。
\"Themhoundsshan\'tpesteryounomore,\"saidRansie。\"IreckonIbeenmeanandlowdown。Youwindthatclock,Ariela。\"
\"Myhearthit\'sinthatcabin,Ranse,\"shewhispered,\"along\'ithyou。Iai\'nta-goin\'togitmadnomore。Le\'sbestartin\',Ranse,so\'swekingithomebysundown。\"
Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupinterposedastheystartedforthedoor,forgettinghispresence。
\"InthenameoftheStateofTennessee,\"hesaid,\"I
forbidyou-alltobea-defyin\'ofitslawsandstatutes。