Thisco\'tismo\'thanwillin\'andfullofjoytoseethecloudsofdiscordandmisunderstandin\'rollin\'awayfromtwolovin\'hearts,butitairthedutyoftheco\'ttop\'eservethemoralsandintegrityoftheState。Theco\'tremindsyouthatyouairnolongermanandwife,butairdivo\'cedbyregulardecree,andassuchairnotentitledtothebenefitsand\'purtenancesofthemattermonalestate。\"
ArielacaughtRansie\'sarm。Didthosewordsmeanthatshemustlosehimnowwhentheyhadjustlearnedthelessonoflife?
\"Buttheco\'tairprepared,\"wentontheJustice,\"furtoremovethedisabilitiessetupbythedecreeofdivo\'ce。
Theco\'taironhandtoperformthesolemnceremonyofmarri\'ge,thusfixin\'thingsupandenablin\'thepartiesinthecasetoresumethehonour\'bleandelevatin\'stateofmattermonywhichtheydesires。Thefeefurper-
formin\'saidceremonywillbe,inthiscase,towit,fivedollars。\"
Ariclacaughtthegleamofpromiseinhiswords。
Swiftlyherhandwenttoherbosom。FreelyasanalightingdovethebillflutteredtotheJustice\'stable。
HersallowcheekcolouredasshestoodhandinhandwithRansieandlistenedtothereunitingwords。
Ransiehelpedherintothecart,andclimbedinbesideher。Thelittleredbullturnedoncemore,andtheysetout,hand-clasped,forthemountains。
Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsatinhisdoorandtookoffhisshoes。Onceagainhefingeredthebilltuckeddowninhisvestpocket。Onceagainhesmokedhiselder-stempipe。Onceagainthespeck-ledhenswag-
gereddownthemainstreetofthe\"settlement,\"cacklingfoolishly。
ASACRIFICEHIT
TheeditoroftheHearthstoneMagazinehisownideasabouttheselectionofmanuscriptforhispublication。
Histheoryisnosecret;infact,hewillexpoundittoyouwillinglysittingathismahoganydesk,smilingbenignantlyandtappinghiskneegentlywithhisgold-rimmedeye-
glasses。
\"TheHearthstone,\"hewillsay,\"doesnotemployastaffofreaders。Weobtainopinionsofthemanuscriptssubmittedtousdirectlyfromtypesofthevariousclassesofourreaders。\"
Thatistheeditor\'stheory;andthisisthewayhecarriesitout:
WhenabatchofMSS。isreceivedtheeditorstuffseveryoneofhispocketsfullofthemanddistributesthemashegoesaboutduringtheday。Theofficeemployees,thehallporter,thejanitor,theelevatorman,messengerboys,thewaitersatthecaf?wheretheeditorhasluncheon,themanatthenews-standwherehebuyshiseveningpaper,thegrocerandmilkman,theguardonthe5。30uptownelevatedtrain,theticket-chopperatSixty——thstreet,thecookandmaidathishome——
thesearethereaderswhopassuponMSS。sentintotheHearthstoneMagazine。Ifhispocketsarenotentirelyemptiedbythetimehereachesthebosomofhisfamilytheremainingonesarehandedovertohiswifetoreadafterthebabygoestosleep。AfewdayslatertheeditorgathersintheMSS。duringhisregularroundsandcon-
siderstheverdictofhisassortedreaders。
Thissystemofmakingupamagazinehasbeenverysuccessful;andthecirculation,pacedbytheadvertisingrates,ismakingawonderfulrecordofspeed。
TheHearthstoneCompanyalsopublishesbooks,anditsimprintistobefoundonseveralsuccessfulworks——allrecommended,saystheeditor,bytheHearthstone\'8
armyofvolunteerreaders。Nowandthen(accordingtotalkativemembersoftheeditorialstaff)theHearthstonehasallowedmanuscriptstoslipthroughitsfingersontheadviceofitsheterogeneousreaders,thatafterwardprovedtobefamoussellerswhenbroughtoutbyotherhouses。
Forinstance(thegossipssay),\"TheRiseandFallofSilasLatham\"wasunfavourablypasseduponbytheelevator-man;theoffice-boyunanimouslyrejected\"TheBoss\";\"IntheBishop\'sCarriage\"wascontemptuouslylookeduponbythestreet-carconductor;\"TheDeliver-
ance\"wasturneddownbyaclerkinthesubscriptiondepartmentwhosewife\'smotherhadjustbegunatwo-
months\'visitathishome;\"TheQueen\'sQuair\"camebackfromthejanitorwiththecomment:\"Soisthebook。\"
ButneverthelesstheHearthstoneadherestoitstheoryandsystem,anditwillneverlackvolunteerreaders;
foreachoneofthewidelyscatteredstaff,fromtheyoungladystenographerintheeditorialofficetothemanwhoshovelsincoal(whoseadversedecisionlosttotheHearth-
stoneCompanythemanuscriptof\"TheUnderWorld\"),hasexpectationsofbecomingeditorofthemagazinesomeday。
ThismethodoftheHearthstonewaswellknowntoAllenSlaytonwhenhewrotehisnoveletteentitled\"LoveIsAll。\"SlaytonhadhungabouttheeditorialofficesofallthemagazinessopersistentlythathewasacquaintedwiththeinnerworkingsofeveryoneinGotham。
HeknewnotonlythattheeditoroftheHearthstonehandedhisMSS。aroundamongdifferenttypesofpeopleforreading,butthatthestoriesofsentimentallove-
interestwenttoMissPuffkin,theeditor\'sstenographer。
Anotheroftheeditor\'speculiarcustomswastoconcealinvariablythenameofthewriterfromhisreadersofMSS。sothataglitteringnamemightnotinfluencethesincerityoftheirreports。
Slaytonmade\"LoveIsAll\"theeffortofhislife。Hegaveitsixmonthsofthebestworkofhisheartandbrain。Itwasapurelove-story,fine,elevated,romantic,passionate——aprosepoemthatsetthedivineblessingoflove(Iamtransposingfromthemanuscript)highaboveallearthlygiftsandhonours,andlisteditinthecatalogueofheaven\'schoicestrewards。Slayton\'sliteraryambitionwasintense。Hewouldhavesacrificedallotherworldlypossessionstohavegainedfameinhischosenart。Hewouldalmosthavecutoffhisrighthand,orhaveofferedhimselftotheknifeoftheappendi-
citisfanciertohaverealizedhisdreamofseeingoneofhiseffortspublishedintheHearthstone。
Slaytonfinished\"LoveIsAll,\"andtookittothyHearthstoneinperson。Theofficeofthemagazinewasinalarge,conglomeratebuilding,presidedunderbyajanitor。
Asthewritersteppedinsidethedooronhiswaytotheelevatorapotatomasherflewthroughthehall,wreck-
ing,Slayton\'shat,andsmashingtheglassofthedoor。
Closelyfollowinginthewakeoftheutensilflewthejanitor,abulky,unwholesomeman,suspenderlessandsordid,panic-strickenandbreathless。Afrowsy,tallwomanwithflyinghairfollowedthemissile。Thejanitor\'sfootslippedonthetiledfloor,hefellinaheapwithanexclamationofdespair。Thewomanpounceduponhimandseizedhishair。Themanbellowedlustily。
Hervengeancewreaked,theviragoroseandstalkedtriumphantasMinerva,backtosomecrypticdomesticretreatattherear。Thejanitorgottohisfeet,blownandhumiliated。
\"Thisismarriedlife,\"hesaidtoSlayton,withacertainbruisedhumour。\"That\'sthegirlIusedtolayawakeofnightsthinkingabout。Sorryaboutyourhat,mister。
Say,don\'tsnitchtothetenantsaboutthis,willyer?
Idon\'twanttolosemejob。\"
SlaytontooktheelevatorattheendofthehallandwentuptotheofficesoftheHearthstone。HelefttheMS。of\"LoveIsAll\"withtheeditor,whoagreedtogive,himananswerastoitsavailabilityattheendofaweek。
Slaytonformulatedhisgreatwinningschemeonhiswaydown。Itstruckhimwithonebrilliantflash,andhecouldnotrefrainfromadmiringhisowngeniusinconceivingtheidea。Thatverynighthesetaboutcarry-
ingitintoexecution。
MissPuffkin,theHearthstonestenographer,boardedinthesamehousewiththeauthor。Shewasanoldish,thin,exclusive,languishing,sentimentalmaid;andSlaytonhadbeenintroducedtohersometimebefore。
Thewriter\'sdaringandself-sacrificingprojectwasthis:HeknewthattheeditoroftheHearthstonereliedstronglyuponMissPuffkin\'sjudgmentinthemanuscriptofromanticandsentimentalfiction。Hertasterepresentedtheimmenseaverageofmediocrewomenwhodevournovelsandstoriesofthattype。Thecentralideaandkeynoteof\"LoveIsAll\"wasloveatfirstsight——theenrapturing,irresistible,soul-thrilling,feelingthatcom-
pelsamanorawomantorecognizehisorherspirit-mateassoonasheartspeakstoheart。SupposeheshouldimpressthisdivinetruthuponMissPuffkinpersonally!——
wouldshenotsurelyindorsehernewandrapturoussensationsbyrecommendinghighlytotheeditoroftheHearthstonethenovelette\"LoveIsAll\"?
Slaytonthoughtso。AndthatnighthetookMissPuffkintothetheatre。Thenextnighthemadevehementlovetoherinthedimparlouroftheboarding-house。Hequotedfreelyfrom\"LoveIsAll\";andhewoundupwithMissPuffkin\'sheadonhisshoulder,andvisionsofliteraryfamedancinginhishead。
ButSlaytondidnotstopatlove-making。This,hesaidtohimself,wastheturningpointofhislife;and,likeatruesportsman,he\"wentthelimit。\"OnThursdaynightheandMissPuffkinwalkedovertotheBigChurchintheMiddleoftheBlockandweremarried。
BraveSlayton!Chateaubrianddiedinagarret,Byroncourtedawidow,Keatsstarvedtodeath,Poemixedhisdrinks,DeQuinceyhitthepipe,AdelivedinChica-o,Jameskeptondoingit,DicKensworewhitesocks,DeMaupassantworeastrait-jacket,TomWatsonbecameaPopulist,Jeremiahwept,alltheseauthorsdidthesethingsforthesakeofliterature,butthoudidstcapthemall;thoumarriedstawifefortocarveforthyselfanicheinthetempleoffame!
OnFridaymorningMrs。SlaytonsaidshewouldgoovertotheHearthstoneoffice,handinoneortwomanu-
riptsthattheeditorhadgiventohertoread,andresignherpositionasstenographer。
\"Wasthereanything——er——that——er——youparticu-
larlyfanciedinthestoriesyouaregoingtoturnin?\"
askedSlaytonwithathumpingheart。
\"Therewasoneanovelette,thatIlikedsomuch,\"
saidhiswife。\"Ihaven\'treadanythinginyearsthatIthoughtwashalfasniceandtruetolife。\"
ThatafternoonSlaytonhurrieddowntotheHearth-
stoneoffice。Hefeltthathisrewardwascloseathand。
WithanoveletteintheHearthstone,literaryreputationwouldsoonbehis。
Theofficeboymethimattherailingintheouteroffice。Itwasnotforunsuccessfulauthorstoholdpersonalcolloquywiththeeditorexceptatrareintervals。
Slayton,hugginghimselfinternally,wasnursinginhishearttheexquisitehopeofbeingabletocrushtheofficeboywithhisforthcomingsuccess。
Heinquiredconcerninghisnovelette。Theofficeboywentintothesacredprecinctsandbroughtforthalargeenvelope,thickwithmorethanthebulkofathousanddiecks。
\"Thebosstoldmetotellyouhe\'ssorry,\"saidtheboy,\"butyourmanuscriptain\'tavailableforthemagazine。\"
Slaytonstood,dazed。\"Canyoutellme,\"hestammered,\"whetherornoMissPuff——thatismy——ImeanMissruffkin——handedinanovelettethismorningthatshehadbeenaskedtoread?\"
\"Sureshedid,\"answeredtheofficeboywisely。\"I
heardtheoldmansaythatMissPuffkinsaiditwasadaisy。Thenameofitwas,\'MarriedfortheMazuma,oraWorkingGirl\'sTriumph。\'\"
\"Say,you!\"saidtheofficeboyconfidentially,\"yourname\'sSlayton,ain\'tit?IguessImixedcasesonvouwithoutmeanin\'todoit。Thebossgivemesomemanu-
scripttohandaroundtheotherdayandIgottheonesforMissPuffkinandthejanitormixed。Iguessit\'sallright,though。\"
AndthenSlaytonlookedcloserandsawonthecoverofhismanuscript,underthetitle\"LoveIsAll,\"thejanitor\'scommentscribbledwithapieceofcharcoal:
\"The——yousay!\"
THEROADSWETAKE
TWIENTYmilesWestofTucson,the\"SunsetExpress\"
stoppedatatanktotakeonwater。Besidestheaqueous,additiontheengineofthatfamousflyeracquiredsomeotherthingsthatwerenotgoodforit。
Whilethefiremanwasloweringthefeedinghose,BobTidball,\"Shark\"Dodsonandaquarter-bredCreekIndiancalledJohnBigDogclimbedontheengineandshowedtheengineerthreeroundorificesinpiecesofordnancethatthecarried。Theseorificessoimpressedtheengineerwiththeirpossibilitiesthatheraisedbothhandsinagesturesuchasaccompaniestheejaculation\"Dotell!\"
AtthecrispcommandofSharkDodson,whowasleaderoftheattackingforcetheengineerdescendedtothegroundanduncoupledtheengineandtender。
ThenJohnBigDog,percheduponthecoal,sportivelyheldtwogunsupontheenginedriverandthefireman,andsuggestedthattheyruntheenginefiftyyardsawayandthereawaitfurtherorders。
SharkDodsonandBobTidball,scorningtoputsuchlow-gradeoreasthepassengersthroughthemill,struckoutfortherichpocketoftheexpresscar。Theyfoundthemessengersereneinthebeliefthatthe\"SunsetExpress\"wastakingonnothingmorestimulatinganddangerousthanaquapura。WhileBobwasknockingthisideaoutofhisheadwiththebutt-endofhissix-shooterSharkDodsonwasalreadydosingtheexpress-carsafewithdynamite。
Thesafeexplodedtothetuneof$30,000,allgoldandcurrency。Thepassengersthrusttheirheadscasuallyoutofthewindowstolookforthethunder-cloud。Theconductorjerkedatthebell-rope,whichsaggeddownlooseandunresisting,athistug。SharkDodsonandBobTidball,withtheirbootyinastoutcanvasbag,tumbledoutoftheexpresscarandranawkwardlyintheirhigh-heeledbootstotheengine。
Theengineer,sullenlyangrybutwise,rantheengine,accordingtoorders,rapidlyawayfromtheinerttrain。
Butbeforethiswasaccomplishedtheexpressmessenger,recoveredfromBobTidball\'spersuadertoneutrality,jumpedoutofhiscarwithaWinchesterrifleandtookatrickinthegame。Mr。JohnBigDog,sittingonthecoaltender,unwittinglymadeawrongleadbygivinganimitationofatarget,andthemessengertrumpedhim。
WithaballexactlybetweenhisshoulderbladestheCreekchevalierofindustryrolledofftotheground,thusincreasingtheshareofhiscomradesinthelootbyone-sixtheach。
Twomilesfromthetanktheengineerwasorderedtostop。
Therobberswavedadefiantadieuandplungeddownthesteepslopeintothethickwoodsthatlinedthetrack。
Fiveminutesofcrashingthroughathicketofchapparalbroughtthemtoopenwoods,wherethreehorsesweretiedtolow-hangingbranches。OnewaswaitingforJohnBigDog,whowouldneverridebynightordayagain。
Thisanimaltherobbersdivestedofsaddleandbridleandsetfree。Theymountedtheothertwowiththebagacrossonepommel,androdefastandwithdiscre-
tionthroughtheforestandupaprimeval,lonelygorge。
HeretheanimalthatboreBobTidballslippedonamossyboulderandbrokeaforeleg。Theyshothimthroughtheheadatonceandsatdowntoholdacouncilofflight。
Madesecureforthepresentbythetortuoustrailthey-
hadtravelled,thequestionoftimewasnolongersobig。
Manymilesandhourslaybetweenthemandthespryestpossethatcouldfollow。SharkDodson\'shorse,withtrailingropeanddroppedbridle,pantedandcroppedthankfullyofthegrassalongthestreaminthegorge。
BobTidballopenedthesack,drewoutdoublehandfulsoftheneatpackagesofcurrencyandtheonesackofgoldandchuckledwiththegleeofachild。
\"Say,youolddouble-deckedpirate,\"hecalledjoyfullytoDodson,\"yousaidwecoulddoit——yougotaheadforfinancingthatknocksthehornsoffofanythinginArizona。\"
\"Whatarewegoingtodoaboutahossforyou,Bob?
Weain\'tgotlongtowaithere。They\'llbeonourtrailbeforedaylightinthemornin\'。\"
\"Oh,Iguessthatcayuseofyourn\'llcarrydoubleforawhile,\"answeredthesanguineBob。\"We\'llannexthefirstanimalwecomeacross。Byjingoes,wemadeahaul,didn\'twe?Accordin\'tothemarksonthismoneythere\'s$30,000——$15,000apiece!\"
\"It\'sshortofwhatIexpected,\"saidSharkDodson,kickingsoftlyatthepackageswiththetoeofhisbootandthenhelookedpensivelyatthewetsidesofhistiredhorse。
\"OldBolivar\'smightynighplayedout,\"hesaid,slowly。\"Iwishthatsorrelofyourshadn\'tgothurt。\"
\"SodoI,\"saidBob,heartily,\"butitcan\'tbehelped。
Bolivar\'sgotplentyofbottom——he\'llgetusbothfarenoughtogetfreshmounts。Dangit,Shark,Ican\'tbelpthinkin\'howfunnyitisthatanEasternerlikeyoucancomeouthereandgiveusWesternfellowscardsandspadesinthedesperadobusiness。WhatpartoftheEastwasyoufrom,anyway?\"
\"NewYorkState,\"saidSharkDodson,sittingdownonaboulderandchewingatwig。\"IwasbornonafarminUlsterCounty。IranawayfromhomewhenIwasseventeen。ItwasanaccidentmycomingWest。Iwaswalkin\'alongtheroadwithmyclothesinabundle,makin\'forNewYorkCity。Ihadanideaofgoin\'thereandmakin\'lotsofmoney。IalwaysfeltlikeIcoulddoit。Icametoaplaceoneevenin\'wheretheroadforkedandIdidn\'tknowwhichforktotake。I
studiedaboutitforhalfanhour,andthenItooktheleft-
hand。ThatnightIrunintothecampofaWildWestshowthatwastravellin\'amongthelittletowns,andIwentWestwithit。I\'veoftenwonderedifI
wouldn\'thaveturnedoutdifferentifI\'dtooktheotherroad。\"
\"Oh,Ireckonyou\'dhaveendedupaboutthesame,\"
saidBobTidball,cheerfullyphilosophical。\"Itain\'ttheroadswetake;it\'swhat\'sinsideofusthatmakesusturnoutthewaywedo。\"
SharkDodsongotupandleanedagainstatree。
\"I\'dagooddealratherthatsorrelofyournhadn\'thurthimself,Bob,\"hesaidagain,almostpathetically。
\"Samehere,\"agreedBob;\"hewassureafirst-ratekindofacrowbait。ButBolivar,he\'llpullusthroughallright。Reckonwe\'dbetterbemovin\'on,hadn\'twe,Shark?I\'llbagthisboodleag\'inandwe\'llhitthetrailforhighertimber。\"
BobTidballreplacedthespoilinthebagandtiedthemouthofittightlywithacord。WhenhelookedupthemostprominentobjectthathesawwasthemuzzleofSharkDodson\'s。45helduponhimwithoutawaver。
\"Stopyourfunnin\',\"saidBob,withagrin。\"Wegottobehittin\'thebreeze。\"
\"Setstill,\"saidShark。\"Youain\'tgoin\'tohitnobreeze,Bob。Ihatetotellyou,butthereain\'tanychanceforbutoneofus。Bolivar,he\'splentytired,andhecan\'tcarrydouble。\"
\"Webeenpards,meandyou,SharkDodson,forthreeyear,\"Bobsaidquietly。\"We\'veriskedourlivestogethertimeandagain。I\'vealwaysgiveyouasquaredeal,andIthoughtyouwasaman。I\'veheardsomequeerstoriesaboutyoushootin\'oneortwomeninapeculiarway,butIneverbelieved\'em。Nowifyou\'rejusthavin\'
alittlefunwithme,Shark,putyourgunup,andwe\'llgetonBolivarandvamose。Ifyoumeantoshoot——
shoot,youblackheartedsonofatarantula!\"
SharkDodson\'sfaceboreadeeplysorrowfullook。
\"Youdon\'tknowhowbadIfeel,\"hesighed,\"aboutthatsorrelofyournbreakin\'hisleg,Bob。\"
TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
TrulyBobTidballwasneverto\"hitthebreeze\"again。
Thedeadly。45ofthefalsefriendcrackedandfilledthegorgewitharoarthatthewallshurledbackwithindignantechoes。AndBolivar,unconsciousaccomplice,swiftlyboreawaythelastoftheholders-upofthe\"SunsetExpress,\"notputtothestressof\"carryingdouble。\"
Butas\"Shark\"Dodsongallopedawaythewoodsseemedtofadefromhisview;therevolverinhisrighthandturnedtothecurvedarmofamahoganychair;hissaddlewasstrangelyupholstered,andheopenedhiseyesandsawhisfeet,notinstirrups,butrestingquietlyontheedgeofaquartered-oakdesk。
IamtellingyouthatDodson,ofthefirmofDodson&Decker,WallStreetbrokers,openedhiseyes。Peabody,theconfidentialclerk,wasstandingbyhischair,hesitatingtospeak。Therewasaconfusedhumofwheelsbelow,andthesedativebuzzofanelectricfan。
\"Ahem!Peabody,\"saidDodson,blinking。\"Imusthavefallenasleep。Ihadamostremarkabledream。
Whatisit,Peabody?\"
\"Mr。Williams,sir,ofTracy&Williams,isoutside。
HehascometosettlehisdealinX。Y。Z。Themarketcaughthimshort,sir,ifyouremember。\"
\"Yes,Iremember。WhatisX。Y。Z。quotedatto-day,Peabody?\"
\"Oneeighty-five,sir。\"
\"Thenthat\'shisprice。\"
\"Excuseme,\"saidPeabody,rathernervously\"forspeakingofit,butI\'vebeentalkingtoWilliams。He\'sanoldfriendofyours,Mr。Dodson,andyoupracticallyhaveacornerinX。Y。Z。Ithoughtyoumight——thatis,Ithoughtyoumightnotrememberthathesoldyouthestockat98。Ifhesettlesatthemarketpriceitwilltakeeverycenthehasintheworldandhishometootodelivertheshares。\"
TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。
Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。
\"Hewillsettleatoneeighty-five,\"saidDodson。
\"Bolivarcannotcarrydouble。\"
ABLACKJACKBARGAINER
ThemostdisreputablethinginYanceyGoree\'slawofficewasGoreehimself,sprawledinhiscreakvoldarm-
chair。Thericketylittleoffice,builtofredbrick,wassetflushwiththestreet——themainstreetofthetownofBethel。
Bethelresteduponthefoot-hillsoftheBlueRidge。
Aboveitthemountainswerepiledtothesky。FarbelowittheturbidCatawbagleamedyellowalongitsdisconsolatevalley。
TheJunedaywasatitssultriesthour。Betheldozedinthetepidshade。Tradewasnot。ItwassostillthatGoree,reclininginhischair,distinctlyheardtheclickingofthechipsinthegrand-juryroom,wherethe\"court-
housegang\"wasplayingpoker。Fromtheopenbackdooroftheofficeawell-wornpathmeanderedacrossthegrassylottothecourt-house。ThetreadingoutofthatpathhadcostGoreeallheeverhad——firstinheritanceofafewthousanddollars,nexttheoldfamilyhome,and,latterlythelastshredsofhisself-respectandmanhood。
The\"gang\"hadcleanedhimout。Thebrokengamblerhadturneddrunkardandparasite;hehadlivedtoseethisdaycomewhenthemenwhohadstrippedhimdeniedhimaseatatthegame。Hiswordwasnolongertobetaken。Thedailyboutsatcardshadarrangeditselfaccordingly,andtohimwasassignedtheignoblepartoftheonlooker。Thesheriff,thecountyclerk,asportivedeputy,agayattorney,andachalk-facedmanhailing\"fromthevalley,\"satattable,andtheshearedonewasthustacitlyadvisedtogoandgrowmorewool。
Soonwearyingofhisostracism,Goreehaddepartedforhisoffice,mutteringtohimselfasheunsteadilytra-
versedtheunluckypathway。Afteradrinkofcornwhiskeyfromademijohnunderthetable,hehadflunghimselfintothechair,staring,inasortofmaudlinapathy,outatthemountainsimmersedinthesummerhaze。
ThelittlewhitepatchhesawawayuponthesideofBlackjackwasLaurel,thevillagenearwhichhehadbeenbornandbred。There,also,wasthebirthplaceofthefeudbetweentheGoreesandtheColtranes。NownodirectheiroftheGoreessurvivedexceptthispluckedandsingedbirdofmisfortune。TotheColtranes,also,butonemalesupporterwasleft——ColonelAbnerCol-
trane,amanofsubstanceandstanding,amemberoftheStateLegislature,andacontemporarywithGoree\'sfather。Thefeudhadbeenatypicaloneoftheregion;
ithadleftaredrecordofhate,wrongandslaughter。
ButYanceyGoreewasnotthinkingoffeuds。Hisbefuddledbrainwashopelesslyattackingtheproblemofthefuturemaintenanceofhimselfandhisfavouritefollies。Oflate,oldfriendsofthefamilyhadseentoitthathehadwhereoftoeatandaplacetosleep——butwhiskeytheywouldnotbuyforhim,andhemusthavewhiskey。
Hislawbusinesswasextinct;nocasehadbeenintrustedtohimintwoyears。Hehadbeenaborrowerandasponge,anditseemedthatifhefellnoloweritwouldbefromlackofopportunity。Onemorechance——hewassayingtohimself——ifhehadonemorestakeatthegame,hethoughthecouldwin;buthehadnothinglefttosell,andhiscreditwasmorethanexhausted。
Hecouldnothelpsmiling,eveninhismisery,ashethoughtofthemantowhom,sixmonthsbefore,hehadsoldtheoldGoreehomestead。Therehadcomefrom\"backyan\'\"inthemountainstwoofthestrangestcreatures,amannamedPikeGarveyandhiswife。\"Backyan\',\"withawaveofthehandtowardthehills,wasunderstoodamongthemountaineerstodesignatetheremotestfastnesses,theunplumbedgorges,thehauntsoflawbreakers,thewolf\'sden,andtheboudoirofthebear。
InthecabinfaruponBlackjack\'sshoulder,inthewildestpartoftheseretreats,thisoddcouplehadlivedfortwentyyears。Theyhadneitherdognorchildrentomitigatetheheavysilenceofthehills。PikeGarveywaslittleknowninthesettlements,butallwhohaddealtwithhimpronouncedhim\"crazyasaloon。\"Heacknowledgednooccupationsavethatofasquirrelhunter,buthe\"moonshined\"occasionallybywayofdiversion。Oncethe\"revenues\"haddraggedhimfromhislair,fightingsilentlyanddesperatelylikeaterrier,andhehadbeensenttostate\'sprisonfortwoyears。Released,hepoppedbackintohisholelikeanangryweasel。
Fortune,passingovermanyanxiouswooers,madeafreakishflightintoBlackjack\'sboskypocketstosmileuponPikeandhisfaithfulpartner。
Onedayapartyofspectacled,knickerbockered,andaltogetherabsurdprospectorsinvadedthevicinityoftheGarvey\'scabin。Pikeliftedhissquirrelrifleoffthehooksandtookashotatthematlongrangeonthechanceoftheirbeingrevenues。Happilyhemissed,andtheunconsciousagentsofgoodluckdrewnearer,disclosingtheirinnocenceofanythingresemblinglaworjustice。
Lateron,theyofferedtheGarveysanenormousquantityofready,green,crispmoneyfortheirthirty-acrepatchofclearedland,mentioning,asanexcuseforsuchamadaction,someirrelevantandinadequatenonsenseaboutabedofmicaunderlyingthesaidproperty。
WhentheGarveysbecamepossessedofsomanydol-
larsthattheyfalteredincomputingthem,thedeficienciesoflifeonBlackjackbegantogrowprominent。Pikebegantotalkofnewshoes,ahogsheadoftobaccotosetinthecorner,anewlocktohisrifle;and,leadingMartellatoacertainspotonthemountain-side,hepointedouttoherhowasmallcannon——doubtlessathingnotbeyondthescopeoftheirfortuneinprice——
mightbeplantedsoastocommandanddefendthesoleaccessibletrailtothecabin,totheconfusionofrevenuesandmeddlingstrangersforever。
ButAdamreckonedwithouthisEve。Thesethingsrepresentedtohimtheappliedpowerofwealth,butthereslumberedinhisdingycabinanambitionthatsoaredfarabovehisprimitivewants。SomewhereinMrs。Garvey\'sbosomstillsurvivedaspotoffemininityunstarvedbytwentyyearsofBlackjack。Forsolongatimethesoundsinherearshadbeenthescaly-barksdroppinginthewoodsatnoon,andthewolvessingingamongtherocksatnight,anditwasenoughtohavepurgedherofvanities。Shehadgrownfatandsadandyellowanddull。Butwhenthemeanscame,shefeltarekindleddesiretoassumetheperquisitesofhersex——
tositatteatables;tobuyfutilethings;towhitewashthehideousveracityoflifewithalittleformandceremony。
SoshecoldlyvetoedPike\'sproposedsystemoffortifica-
tions,andannouncedthatthevwoulddescendupontheworld,andgyratesocially。
Andthus,atlength,itwasdecided,andthethingdone。ThevillageofLaurelwastheircompromisebetweenMrs。Garvey\'spreferenceforoneofthelargevalleytownsandPike\'shankeringforprimevalsolitudes。
LaurelyieldedahaltingroundoffeeblesocialdistractionsomportablewithMartella\'sambitions,andwasnotentirelywithoutrecommendationtoPike,itscontiguitytothemountainspresentingadvantagesforsuddenretreatincasefashionablesocietyshouldmakeitadvisable。
TheirdescentuponLaurelhadbeencoincidentwithYanceyGoree\'sfeverishdesiretoconvertpropertyintocash,andtheyboughttheoldGoreehomestead,payingfourthousanddollarsreadymoneyintothespendthrift\'sshakinghands。
ThusithappenedthatwhilethedisreputablelastoftheGoreessprawledinhisdisreputableoffice,attheendofhisrow,spurnedbythecronieswhomhehadgorged,strangersdweltinthehallsofhisfathers。
Acloudofdustwasrolling,slowlyuptheparchedstreet,withsomethingtravellinginthemidstofit。A
littlebreezewaftedthecloudtooneside,andanew,brightlypaintedcarryall,drawnbyaslothfulgrayhorse,becamevisible。ThevehicledeflectedfromthemiddleofthestreetasitnearedGoree\'soffice,andstoppedinthegutterdirectlyinfrontofhisdoor。
Onthefrontseatsatagaunt,tallman,dressedinblackbroadcloth,hisrigidhandsincarceratedinyellowkidgloves。OnthebackseatwasaladywhotriumphedovertheJuneheat。Herstoutformwasarmouredinaskintightsilkdressofthedescriptionknownas\"change-
able,\"beingagorgeouscombinationofshiftinghues。
Shesaterect,wavingamuch-omamentedfan,withhereyesfixedstonilyfardownthestreet。HoweverMartellaGarvey\'sheartmightberejoicingatthepleasuresofhernewlife,Blackjackhaddonehisworkwithherexterior。
Hehadcarvedhercountenancetotheimageofemptinessandinanity;hadimbuedherwiththestolidityofhiscrags,andthereserveofhishushedinteriors。Shealwaysseemedtohear,whateverhersurroundingswere,thescaly-barksfallingandpatteringdownthemountain-
side。ShecouldalwaysheartheawfulsilenceofBlack-
jacksoundingthroughthestillestofnights。
Goreewatchedthissolemnequipage,asitdrovetohisdoor,withonlyfaintinterest;butwhenthelankdriverwrappedthereinsabouthiswhip,awkwardlydescended,andsteppedintotheoffice,heroseunsteadilytoreceivehim,recognizingPikeGarvey,thenew,thetransformed,therecentlycivilized。
ThemountaineertookthechairGoreeofferedhim。
TheywhocastdoubtsuponGarvey\'ssoundnessofmindhadastrongwitnessintheman\'scountenance。Hisfacewastoolong,adullsaffroninhue,andimmobileasastatue\'s。Pale-blue,unwinkingroundeyeswithoutlashesaddedtothesingularityofhisgruesomevisage。
Goreewasatalosstoaccountforthevisit。
\"EverythingallrightatLaurel,Mr。Garvey?\"heinquired。
\"Everythingallright,sir,andmightypleasedisMissisGarveyandmewiththeproperty。MissisGarveylikesyo\'oldplace,andshelikestheneighbourhood。Societyiswhatshe\'lowsshewants,andsheisgettin\'ofit。TheRogerses,theHapgoods,thePrattsandtheTroyshevbeentoseeMissisGarvey,andshehevetmealstomostoftharhouses。Thebestfolkshevaxedhertodiffer\'ntkindsofdoin\'s。Icyan\'tsay,Mr。Goree,thatsechthingssuitsme——furme,givemethemthar。\"Garvey\'shuge,yellow-glovedhandflourishedinthedirectionofthemountains。\"That\'swharIb\'long,\'mongstthewildhoneybeesandtheb\'ars。Butthatain\'twhatI
comefurtosay,Mr。Goree。Thar\'ssomethin\'yougotwhatmeandMissisGarveywantstobuy。\"
\"Buy!\"echoedGoree。\"Fromme?\"Thenhelaughedharshly。\"Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Isoldouttoyou,asyouyourselfexpressedit,\'lock,stockandbarrel。\'Thereisn\'tevenaramrodlefttosell。\"
\"You\'vegotit;andwe\'unswantit。\'Takethemoney,\'saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquared\'。\'\"
Goreeshookhishead。\"Thecupboard\'sbare,\"hesaid。
\"We\'veriz,\"pursuedthemountaineer,undetectedfromhisobject,\"aheap。Wewasporeaspossums,andnowwecouldhevfolkstodinnereveryday。Webeenrecognized,MissisGarveysays,bythebestsociety。
Butthere\'ssomethin\'weneedweain\'tgot。Shesaysitoughttobeenputinthe\'ventoryovthesale,butittain\'tthar。\'Takethemoney,then,\'saysshe,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquar\'。\"\'
\"Outwithit,\"saidGoree,hisrackednervesgrowingimpatient。
Garveythrewhisslouchbatuponthetable,andleanedforward,fixinghisunblinkingevesuponGoree\'s。
\"There\'saoldfeud,\"hesaiddistinctlyandslowly,\"\'tweenyou\'unsandtheColtranes。\"
Goreefrownedominously。Tospeakofhisfeudtoafeudistisaseriousbreachofthemountainetiquette。
Themanfrom\"backyan\'\"knewitaswellasthelawyerdid。
\"Naoffense,\"hewenton\"butpurelyinthewayofbusiness。MissisGarveyhevstudiedallaboutfeuds。
Mostofthequalityfolksinthemountainshev\'em。TheSettlesandtheGoforths,theRankinsandtheBoyds,theSilersandtheGalloways,hevallbeencyarin\'onfeudsf\'omtwentytoahundredyear。Thelastmantodrapwaswhenyo\'uncle,JedgePaisleyGoree,\'journedco\'tandshotLenColtranef\'omthebench。MissisGarveyandme,wecomef\'omthepo\'whitetrash。Nobodywouldn\'tpickafeudwithwe\'uns,nomo\'nwithafam\'lyoftree-toads。Qualitypeopleeverywhar,saysMissisGarvey,hasfeuds。We\'unsain\'tquality,butwe\'reuyin\'intoitasfuraswecan。\'Takethemoney,then,\'
saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyMr。Goree\'sfeud,fa\'randsquar\'。\'\"
Thesquirrelhunterstraightenedaleghalfacrosstheroom,drewarollofbillsfromhispocket,andthrewthemonthetable。
\"Thar\'stwohundreddollars,Mr。Goree;whatyouwouldcallafa\'rpriceforafeudthat\'sbeen\'lowedtorundownlikeyournhev。Thar\'sonlyyoulefttocyar\'
onyo\'sideofit,andyou\'dmakemightypo\'killin\'。I\'lltakeitoffyo\'hands,andit\'llsetmeandMissisGarveyupamongthequality。Thar\'sthemoney。\"
Thelittlerollofcurrencyonthetableslowlyuntwisteditself,writhingandjumpingasitsfoldsrelaxed。InthesilencethatfollowedGarvey\'slastspeechtherattlingofthepokerchipsinthecourt-housecouldbeplainlyheard。
Goreeknewthatthesheriffhadjustwonapot,forthesubduedwhoopwithwhichhealwaysgreetedavictoryfloatedacrossthesqquareuponthecrinklyheatwaves。
BeadsofmoisturestoodonGoree\'sbrow。Stooping,hedrewthewicker-covereddemijohnfromunderthetable,andfilledatumblerfromit。
\"Alittlecornliquor,Mr。Garvey?Ofcourseyouarejokingaboutwhatyouspokeof?Opensquiteanewmarket,doesn\'tit?Feuds。Prime,two-fiftytothree。Feuds,slightlydamaged——twohundred,I
believeyousaid,Mr。Garvey?\"
Goreelaughedself-consciously。
ThemountaineertooktheglassGoreehandedhim,anddrankthewhiskywithoutatremorofthelidsofhisstaringeyes。Thelawyerapplaudedthefeatbyalookofenviousadmiration。Hepouredhisowndrink,andtookitlikeadrunkard,bygulps,andwithshuddersatthesmellandtaste。
\"Twohundred,\"repeatedGarvey。\"Thar\'sthemoney。\"
AsuddenpassionflaredupinGoree\'sbrain。Hestruckthetablewithhisfist。Oneofthebillsflippedoverandtouchedhishand。Heflinchedasifsomethinghadstunghim。
\"Doyoucometome,\"heshouted,\"seriouslywithsucharidiculous,insulting,darned-foolproposition?\"
\"It\'sfa\'randsquar\',\"saidthesquirrelhunter,buthereachedouthishandasiftotakebackthemoney;andthenGoreeknewthathisownflurryofragehadnotbeenfromprideorresentment,butfromangerathimself,knowingthathewouldsetfootinthedeeperdepthsthatwerebeingopenedtohim。Heturnedinaninstantfromanoutragedgentlemantoananxiouschaffererrecom-
mendinghisgoods。
\"Don\'tbeinahurry,Garvey,\"hesaid,hisfacecrimsonandhisspeechthick。\"Iacceptyourp-p-proposition,thoughit\'sdirtcheapattwohundred。At-trade\'sallrightwhenbothp-purchaserandb-buyerares-satisfied。
ShallIw-wrapitupforyou,Mr。Garvey?\"
Garveyrose,andshookouthisbroadcloth。\"MissisGarvevwillbepleased。Youairoutofit,anditstandsColtraneandGarvey。Justascrapovwritin\',Mr。
Goree,youbein\'alawyer,toshowwetraded。\"
Goreeseizedasheetofpaperandapen。Themoneywasclutchedinhismoisthand。Everythingelsesud-
denlyseemedtogrowtrivialandlight。
\"Billofsale,byallmeans。\'Right,title,andinterestinandto\'……\'foreverwarrantand——\'No,Garvey,we\'llhavetoleaveoutthat\'defend,\'\"saidGoreewithaloudlaugh。\"You\'llhavetodefendthistitleyourself。\"
Themountaineerreceivedtheamazingscreedthatthelawyerhandedhim,foldeditwithimmenselabour,andlaceditcarefullyinhispocket。
Goreewasstandingnearthewindow。\"Stephere,said,raisinghisfinger,\"andI\'llshowyouyourrecentlypurchasedenemy。Therehegoes,downtheothersideofthestreet。\"
Themountaineercrookedhislongframetolookthroughthewindowinthedirectionindicatedbytheother。
ColonelAbnerColtrane,anerect,portlygentlemanofaboutfifty,wearingtheinevitablelong,double-breastedfrockcoatoftheSouthernlawmaker,andanoldhighsilkhat,waspassingontheoppositesidewalk。AsGarveylooked,Goreeglancedathisface。Iftherebesuchathingasayellowwolf,herewasitscounterpart。
Garveysnarledashisunhumaneyesfollowedthemovingfigure,disclosinglong,amber-colouredfangs。
\"Isthathim?Why,that\'sthemanwhosentmetothepenitentiaryonce!\"
\"Heusedtobedistrictattorney,\"saidGoreecare-
lessly。\"And,bytheway,he\'safirst-classshot。\"
\"Ikinhitasquirrel\'seyeatahundredyard,\"saidGarvey。\"Sothatthar\'sColtrane!ImadeabettertradethanIwasthinkin\'。I\'lltakekeerovthisfeud,Mr。Goree,better\'nyoueverdid!\"
Hemovedtowardthedoor,butlingeredthere,betray-
ingaslightperplexity。
\"Anythingelseto-day?\"inquiredGoreewithfrothysarcasm。\"Anyfamilytraditions,ancestralghosts,orskeletonsinthecloset?Pricesaslowasthelowest。\"
\"Tharwasanotherthing,\"repliedtheunmovedsquirrelhunter,\"thatMissisGarveywasthinkin\'of。\'Tain\'tsomuchinmylineast\'other,butshewantedpartic\'larthatIshouldinquire,andefyouwaswillin\',\'payfurit,\'
shesays,\'fa\'randsquar\'。\'Thar\'saburyin\'groun\',asyouknow,Mr。Goree,intheyardofyo\'oldplace,underthecedars。Themthatliestharisyo\'folkswhatwaskilledbytheColtranes。Themonymentshasthenameson\'em。MissisGarvevsaysafam\'lyburyin\'
groun\'-isasho\'signofquality。Shesaysefwegitthefeudthar\'ssomethin\'elseoughttogowithit。Thenamesonthemmoiivmentsis\'Goree,\'buttheycanbechangedtoournby——\"
\"Go。Go!\"screamedGoree,hisfaceturningpurple。
Hestretchedoutbothhandstowardthemountaineer,hisfingershookedandshaking。\"Go,youghoul!EvenaCh-Chinamanprotectstheg-gravesofhisancestors——go!\"
Thesquirrelhunterslouchedoutofthedoortohiscarryall。WhilehewasclimbingoverthewheelGoreewascollecting,withfeverishcelerity,themoneythathadfallenfromhishandtothefloor。Asthevehicleslowlyturnedabout,thesheep,withacoatofnewlygrownwool,washurrying,inindecenthaste,alongthepathtothecourt-house。
Atthreeo\'clockinthemorningtheybroughthimbacktohisoffice,shornandunconscious。Thesheriff,thesportivedeputy,thecountyclerk,andthegayattorneycarriedhim,thechalk-facedman\"fromthevalley\"
actingasescort。
\"Onthetable,\"saidoneofthem,andtheydepositedhimthereamongthelitterofhisunprofitablebooksandpapers。
\"Yancethinksalotofapairofdeuceswhenhe\'sliquoredup,\"sighedthesheriffreflectively。
\"Toomuch,\"saidthegayattorney。\"Amanhasnobusinesstoplaypokerwhodrinksasmuchashedoes。I
wonderhowmuchhedroppedto-night。\"
\"Closetotwohundred。WhatIwonderiswharhegotit。Yanceain\'thadacentfuroveramonth,I
know。\"
\"Struckaclient,maybe。Well,let\'sgethomebeforedaylight。He\'llbeallrightwhenhewakesup,exceptforasortofbeehiveaboutthecranium。\"
Thegangslippedawaythroughtheearlymorningtwilight。ThenexteyetogazeuponthemiserableGoreewastheorbofday。Hepeeredthroughtheuncurtainedwindow,firstdelugingthesleeperinafloodoffaintgold,butsoonpouringuponthemottledredofhisfleshasearching,white,summerheat。Goreestirred,halfunconsciously,amongthetable\'sd閎ris,andturnedhisfacefromthewindow。Hismovementdislodgedaheavylawbook,whichcrasheduponthefloor。Openinghiseyes,hesaw,bendingoverhim,amaninablackfrockcoat。Lookinghigher,hediscoveredawell-wornsilkhat,andbeneathitthekindly,smoothfaceofColonelAbnerColtrane。
Alittleuncertainoftheoutcome,thecolonelwaitedfortheothertomakesomesignofrecognition。Notintwentyyearshadmalemembersofthesetwofamiliesfacedeachotherinpeace。Goree\'seyelidspuckeredashestrainedhisblurredsighttowardthisvisitor,andthenhesmiledserenely。
\"HaveyoubroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay?\"
hesaidcalmly。
\"Doyouknowme,Yancey?\"askedColtrane。
\"OfcourseIdo。Youbroughtmeawhipwithawhistleintheend。\"
Sohehad——twenty-fouryearsago;whenYancey\'sfatherwashisbestfriend。
Goree\'seyeswanderedabouttheroom。Thecolonelunderstood。\"Liestill,andI\'llbringyousome,\"saidhe。
Therewasapumpintheyardattherear,andGoreeclosedhiseyes,listeningwithrapturetotheclickofitshandle,andthebubblingofthefallingstream。Col-
tranebroughtapitcherofthecoolwater,andhelditforhimtodrink。PresentlyGoreesatup——amostforlornobject,hissummersuitofflaxsoiledandcrumpled,hisdiscreditableheadtousledandunsteady。Hetriedtowaveoneofhishandstowardthecolonel。
\"Ex-excuse-everything,willyou?\"hesaid。\"I
musthavedrunktoomuchwhiskeylastnight,andgonetobedonthetable。\"Hisbrowsknittedintoapuzzledfrown。
\"Outwiththeboysawhile?\"askedColtranekindly。
\"No,Iwentnowhere。Ihaven\'thadadollartospendinthelasttwomonths。Struckthedemijohntoooften。
Ireckon,asusual。\"
ColonelColtranetouchedhimontheshoulder。
\"Alittlewhileago,Yancey,\"hebegan,\"youaskedmeifIhadbroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay。Youweren\'tquiteawakethen,andmusthavebeendreamingyouwereaboyagain。Youareawakenow,andIwantyoutolistentome。IhavecomefromStellaandLucytotheiroldplaymate,andtomyoldfriend\'sson。TheyknowthatIamgoingtobringyouhomewithme,andyouwillfindthemasreadywithawelcomeastheywereintheolddays。Iwantyoutocometomyhouseandstayuntilyouareyourselfaain,andasmuchlongerasyouwill。Weheardofyourbeingdownintheworld,andinthemidstoftemptation,andweagreedthatyoushouldcomeoverandplayatourhouseoncemore。Willyoucome,myboy?Willyoudropouroldfamilytroubleandcomewithme?\"
\"Trouble!\"saidGoree,openinghiseyeswide。\"TherewasneveranytroublebetweenusthatIknowof。I\'msurewe\'vealwaysbeenthebestfriends。But,goodLord,Colonel,howcouldIgotoyourhomeasIam——adrunkenwretch,amiserable,degradedspendthriftandgambler——\"
Helurchedfromthetableintohisarmchair,andbegantoweepmaudlintears,mingledwithgenuinedropsofremorseandshame。Coltranetalkedtohimpersist-
entlyandreasonably,remindinghimofthesimplemoun-
tainpleasuresofwhichhehadoncebeensofond,andinsistinguponthegenuinenessoftheinvitation。