第3章

类别:其他 作者:George Bernard Shaw字数:9828更新时间:18/12/18 08:58:36
\"Morethantwomiles,\"saidAgatha。\"Weshouldbedrowned。\" \"Thereisnothingforitbuttowaithereunderthetrees,\"saidMissWilson。 \"Thebranchesareverybare,\"saidGertrudeanxiously。\"Ifitshouldcomedownheavilytheywilldripworsethantherainitself。\" \"Muchworse,\"saidAgatha。\"Ithinkwehadbettergetundertheverandaoftheoldchalet。Itisnothalfaminute\'swalkfromhere。\" \"Butwehavenoright——\"Heretheskydarkenedthreateningly。 MissWilsoncheckedherselfandsaid,\"Isupposeitisstillempty。\" \"Ofcourse,\"repliedAgatha,impatienttobemoving。\"Itisalmostaruin。\" \"Thenletusgothere,byallmeans,\"saidMissWilson,notdisposedtostandontriflesattheriskofabadcold。 Theyhurriedon,andcamepresentlytoagreenhillbythewayside。OntheslopewasadilapidatedSwisscottage,surroundedbyaverandaonslenderwoodenpillars,aboutwhichclungafewtendrilsofwitheredcreeper,theirstrayendsstillswingingfromtherecentwind,nowmomentarilyhushedasiflisteningforthecomingoftherain。Accessfromtheroadwaywasbyaroughwoodengateinthehedge。TothesurpriseofAgatha,whohadlastseenthisgateoffitshingesandonlyattachedtothepostbyarustychainandpadlock,itwasnowrehungandfastenedbyanewhasp。Theweatheradmittingofnodelaytoconsidertheserepairs,sheopenedthegateandhasteneduptheslope,followedbythetroopofgirls。Theirascentendedwitharush,fortherainsuddenlycamedownintorrents。 Whentheyweresafeundertheveranda,panting,laughing,grumbling,orcongratulatingthemselvesonhavingbeensoclosetoaplaceofshelter,MissWilsonobserved,withsomeuneasiness,aspade——new,likethehaspofthegate——stickinguprightinapatchofgroundthatsomeonehadevidentlybeendigginglately。Shewasabouttocommentonthissignofhabitation,whenthedoorofthechaletwasflungopen,andJanescreamedasamandartedouttothespade,whichhewasabouttocarryinoutofthewet,whenheperceivedthecompanyundertheveranda,andstoodstillinamazement。Hewasayounglaborerwithareddish—brownbeardofaweek\'sgrowth。Heworecorduroytrousersandalinen—sleevedcorduroyvest;both,likethehaspandspade,new。Acoarseblueshirt,withavulgarred—and—orangeneckerchief,alsonew,completedhisdress;and,toshieldhimselffromtherain,heheldupasilkumbrellawithasilver—mountedebonyhandle,whichheseemedunlikelytohavecomebyhonestly。MissWilsonfeltlikeaboycaughtrobbinganorchard,butsheputaboldfaceonthematterandsaid: \"Willyouallowustotakeshelterhereuntiltherainisover?\" \"Forcertain,yourladyship,\"hereplied,respectfullyapplyingthespadehandletohishair,whichwascombeddowntohiseyebrows。\"Yourladyshipdoesmeproudtotakerefugefromtheonclemencyoftheyallovrmentsbeneathmy\'umblerooftree。\"Hisaccentwasbarbarous;andhe,likealowcomedian,seemedtorelishitsvulgarity。Ashespokehecameinamongthemforshelter,andproppedhisspadeagainstthewallofthechalet,kickingthesoilfromhishobnailedblucherboots,whichwerenew。 \"Icameout,honoredlady,\"heresumed,muchathisease,\"tohousemyspade,wherebyIearnmyliving。Whatthepenistothepoet,suchisthespadetotheworkingman。\"Hetookthekerchieffromhisneck,wipedhistemplesasifthesweatofhonesttoilwerethere,andcalmlytieditonagain。 \"Ifyou\'ll\'scusearemarkfromacommonman,\"heobserved,\"yourladyshiphasafinefamilyofdaughters。\" \"Theyarenotmydaughters,\"saidMissWilson,rathershortly。 \"Sisters,mebbe?\" \"No。\" \"Ithoughttheymoutbe,acauseIhaveasistermyself。NotthatIwouldmakeboldfortodrorcomparisons,eveninmyownmind,forshe\'sonlyacommonwoman——ascommonaoneaseveryousee。 Butfewwomenriseabovethecommon。LastSunday,inyonvillagechurch,Iheardtheministerreadoutthatonemaninathousandhadhefound,\'butonewomaninallthese,\'hesays,\'haveInotfound,\'andIthinkstomyself,\'Rightyouare!\'ButIwarranthenevermetyourladyship。\" Alaugh,thinlydisguisedasacough,escapedfromMissCarpenter。 \"Youngladya—ketchin\'cold,I\'mafeerd,\"hesaid,withrespectfulsolicitude。 \"Doyouthinktherainwilllastlong?\"saidAgathapolitely。 Themanexaminedtheskywithaweather—wiseairforsomemoments。ThenheturnedtoAgatha,andrepliedhumbly:\"TheLordonlyknows,Miss。Itisnotforacommonmanlikemetosay。\" Silenceensued,duringwhichAgatha,furtivelyscrutinizingthetenantofthechalet,noticedthathisfaceandneckwerecleanerandlesssunburntthanthoseoftheordinarytoilersofLyvern。 Hishandswerehiddenbylargegardeningglovesstainedwithcoaldust。Lyvernlaborers,asarule,hadlittleobjectiontosoiltheirhands;theyneverworegloves。Still,shethought,therewasnoreasonwhyaneccentricworkman,insufferablytalkative,andcapableofanallusiontothepenofthepoet,shouldnotindulgehimselfwithcheapgloves。Butthenthesilk,silvermountedumbrella—— \"Theyounglady\'shi,\"hesaidsuddenly,holdingouttheumbrella,\"isfixedonthishere。Iamwellawarethatitisnotforthelowestofthelowtocarryagentleman\'sbrolly,andI askyourladyship\'spardonfortheliberty。Icomebyitaccidental—like,andshouldbegladofareasonableofferfromanygentlemaninwantofahonestarticle。\" Ashespoketwogentlemen,muchinwantofthearticle,astheirclingingwetcoatsshowed,ranthroughthegatewayandmadeforthechalet。Fairholmearrivedfirst,exclaiming:\"Fearfulshower!\"andbrisklyturnedhisbacktotheladiesinordertostandattheedgeoftheverandaandshakethewateroutofhishat。Josephscamenext,shrinkingfromthedampcontactofhisowngarments。HecringedtoMissWilson,andhopedthatshehadescapedawetting。 \"SofarIhave,\"shereplied。\"Thequestionis,howarewetogethome?\" \"Oh,it\'sonlyashower,\"saidJosephs,lookingupcheerfullyattheunbrokencurtainofcloud。\"Itwillclearuppresently。\" \"Itain\'tforacommonmantosetuphisopinionagain\'agentlemanwothaveprofesh\'nalknowledgeoftheheavens,asonemaysay,\"saidtheman,\"butIwould\'umblyoffertobetmyumbrellartohiswideawakethatitdon\'tceaserainingthissideofseveno\'clock。\" \"Thatmanliveshere,\"whisperedMissWilson,\"andIsupposehewantstogetridofus。\" \"H\'m!\"saidFairholme。Then,turningtothestrangelaborerwiththeairofapersonnottobetrifledwith,heraisedhisvoice,andsaid:\"Youlivehere,doyou,myman?\" \"Ido,sir,byyourgoodleave,ifImaymakesobold。\" \"What\'syourname?\" \"JeffSmilash,sir,atyourservice。\" \"Wheredoyoucomefrom?\" \"Brixtonbury,sir。\" \"Brixtonbury!Where\'sthat?\" \"Well,sir,Idon\'trightlyknow。Ifagentlemanlikeyou,knowingjographyandsuch,can\'ttell,howcanI?\" \"Yououghttoknowwhereyouwereborn,man。Haven\'tyougotcommonsense?\" \"Wherecouldsuchaoneasmegetcommonsense,sir?Besides,I wasonlyafoundling。MebbeIwarn\'sbornatall。\" \"DidIseeyouatchurchlastSunday?\" \"No,sir。Ionlycomeo\'Wensday。\" \"Well,letmeseeyoutherenextSunday,\"saidFairholmeshortly,turningawayfromhim。 MissWilsonlookedattheweather,atJosephs,whowasconversingwithJane,andfinallyatSmilash,whoknuckledhisforeheadwithoutwaitingtobeaddressed。 \"HaveyouaboywhomyoucansendtoLyverntogetusaconveyance——acarriage?Iwillgivehimashillingforhistrouble。\" \"Ashilling!\"saidSmilashjoyfully。\"Yourladyshipisanoblelady。Twofour—wheeledcabs。There\'seightonyou。\" \"ThereisonlyonecabinLyvern,\"saidMissWilson。\"TakethiscardtoMr。Marsh,thejotmaster,andtellhimthepredicamentwearein。Hewillsendvehicles。\" Smilashtookthecardandreaditataglance。Hethenwentintothechalet。Reappearingpresentlyinasou\'westerandoilskins,heranoffthroughtherainandvaultedoverthegatewithridiculouselegance。Nosoonerhadhevanishedthan,asoftenhappenstoremarkablemen,hebecamethesubjectofconversation。 \"Adecentworkman,\"saidJosephs。\"Awell—manneredman,consideringhisclass。\" \"Abornfool,though,\"saidFairholme。 \"Orarogue,\"saidAgatha,emphasizingthesuggestionbyaglitterofhereyesandteeth,whilstherschoolfellows,ratherdisapprovingofherfreedom,stoodstifflydumb。\"HetoldMissWilsonthathehadasister,andthathehadbeentochurchlastSunday,andhehasjusttoldyouthatheisafoundling,andthatheonlycamelastWednesday。Hisaccentisputon,andhecanread,andIdon\'tbelieveheisaworkmanatall。Perhapsheisaburglar,comedowntostealthecollegeplate。\" \"Agatha,\"saidMissWilsongravely,\"youmustbeverycarefulhowyousaythingsofthatkind。\" \"Butitissoobvious。Hisexplanationabouttheumbrellawasmadeuptodisarmsuspicion。Hehandleditandleanedonitinawaythatshowedhowmuchmorefamiliaritwastohimthanthatnewspadehewassoanxiousabout。Andallhisclothesarenew。\" \"True,\"saidFairholme,\"butthereisnotmuchinallthat。 Workmennowadaysapegentlemenineverything。However,Iwillkeepaneyeonhim。\" \"Oh,thankyousomuch,\"saidAgatha。Fairholme,suspectingmockery,frowned,andMissWilsonlookedseverelyatthemocker。 Littlemorewassaid,exceptastothechances——manifestlysmall——oftherainceasing,untilthetopsofacab,adecayedmourningcoach,andthreedrippinghatswereseenoverthehedge。 Smilashsatontheboxofthecoach,besidethedriver。Whenitstopped,healighted,re—enteredthechaletwithoutspeaking,cameoutwiththeumbrella,spreaditaboveMissWilson\'shead,andsaid: \"Now,ifyourladyshipwillcomewithme,Iwillseeyoudryintothestray,andthenI\'llbringyourhonoredniecesonebyone。\" \"Ishallcomelast,\"saidMissWilson,irritatedbyhisassumptionthatthepartywasafamilyone。\"Gertrude,youhadbettergofirst。\" \"Allowme,\"saidFairholme,steppingforward,andattemptingtotaketheumbrella。 \"Thankyou,Ishallnottroubleyou,\"shesaidfrostily,andtrippedawayovertheoozingfieldwithSmilash,whoheldtheumbrellaoverherwithostentatioussolicitude。Inthesamemannerheledtheresttothevehicles,inwhichtheypackedthemselveswithsomedifficulty。Agatha,whocamelastbutone,gavehimthreepence。 \"Youhaveanoble\'artandanexpressivehi,Miss,\"hesaid,apparentlymuchmoved。\"Blessingsonboth!Blessingsonboth!\" HewentbackforJane,whoslippedonthewetgrassandfell。Hehadtoputforthhisstrengthashehelpedhertorise。\"Hopeyouain\'tsoppedupmuchoftherainfall,Miss,\"hesaid。\"Youareafineyoungladyforyourage。Nighontwelvestone,Ishouldthink。\" Shereddenedandhurriedtothecab,whereAgathawas。Butitwasfull;andJane,muchagainstherwill,hadtogetintothecoach,considerablydiminishingthespaceleftforMissWilson,towhomSmilashhadreturned。 \"Now,dearlady,\"hesaid,\"takecareyoudon\'tslip。Comealong。\" MissWilson,ignoringtheinvitation,tookashillingfromherpurse。 \"No,lady,\"saidSmilashwithavirtuousair。\"Iamanhonestmanandhaveneverseentheinsideofajailexceptfourtimes,andonlytwiceforstealing。Youryoungestdaughter——herwiththeexpressivehi——havepaidmefarbeyondwhatisproper。\" \"Ihavetoldyouthattheseyoungladiesarenotmydaughters,\" saidMissWilsonsharply。\"Whydoyounotlistentowhatissaidtoyou?\" \"Don\'tbetoohardonacommonman,lady,\"saidSmilashsubmissively。\"Theyoungladyhavejustgivenmethree\'arf—crowns。\" \"Threehalf—crowns!\"exclaimedMissWilson,angeredatsuchextravagance。 \"Blessherinnocence,shedon\'tknowwhatispropertogivetoalowsortlikeme!ButIwillnotrobtheyounglady。\'Arf—a—crownisnomorenorisfairforthejob,andarf—a—crownwillIkeep,ifagreeabletoyournobleladyship。ButIgiveyoubackthefivebobintrustforher。Haveyouevernoticedherexpressivehi?\" \"Nonsense,sir。Youhadbetterkeepthemoneynowthatyouhavegotit。\" \"Wot!Sellforfivebobthehighopinionyourladyshiphasofme! No,dearlady;notlikely。Myfather\'sverylastwordstomewas——\" \"Yousaidjustnowthatyouwereafoundling,\"saidFairholme。 \"Whatarewetobelieve?Eh?\" \"SoIwere,sir;butbymother\'ssidealone。Herladyshipwillpleasetotakebackthemoney,forkeepitIwillnot。Iamofthelowerorders,andthereforenotamanofmyword;butwhenI dosticktoit,Isticklikewax。\" \"Takeit,\"saidFairholmetoMissWilson。\"Takeit,ofcourse。 Sevenandsixpenceisaridiculoussumtogivehimforwhathehasdone。Itwouldonlysethimdrinking。\" \"Hisreverencesaystrue,lady。Theone\'arfcrownwillkeepmecomfortablytightuntilSundaymorning;andmoreIdonotdesire。\" \"Justalittlelessofyourtongue,myman,\"saidFairholme,takingthetwocoinsfromhimandhandingthemtoMissWilson,whobadetheclergymengoodafternoon,andwenttothecoachundertheumbrella。 \"IfyourladyshipshouldwantahandymantodoanoddjobupatthecollegeIhopeyouwillrememberme,\"Smilashsaidastheywentdowntheslope。 \"Oh,youknowwhoIam,doyou?\"saidMissWilsondrily。 \"Allthecountryknowsyou,Miss,andworshipsyou。Ihavefewequalsasacoiner,andifyoushouldrequireamedalstrucktogiveawayforgoodbehaviororthelike,IthinkIcouldstrikeonetoyoursatisfaction。Andifyourladyshipshouldwantatrifleofsmuggledlace——\" \"Youhadbetterbecarefuloryouwillgetintotrouble,I think,\"saidMissWilsonsternly。\"Tellhimtodriveon。\" Thevehiclesstarted,andSmilashtookthelibertyofwavinghishatafterthem。Thenhereturnedtothechalet,lefttheumbrellawithin,cameoutagain,lockedthedoor,putthekeyinhispocket,andwalkedoffthroughtherainacrossthehillwithouttakingtheleastnoticeoftheastonishedparsons。 InthemeantimeMissWilson,unabletocontainherannoyanceatAgatha\'sextravagance,spokeofittothegirlswhosharedthecoachwithher。ButJanedeclaredthatAgathaonlypossessedthreepenceintheworld,andthereforecouldnotpossiblyhavegiventhemanthirtytimesthatsum。Whentheyreachedthecollege,Agatha,confrontedwithMissWilson,openedhereyesinwonder,andexclaimed,laughing:\"Ionlygavehimthreepence。Hehassentmeapresentoffourandninepence!\" CHAPTERIV SaturdayatAltonCollege,nominallyahalfholiday,wasreallyawholeone。Classesingymnastics,dancing,elocution,anddrawingwereheldinthemorning。Theafternoonwasspentatlawntennis,towhichladyguestsresidentintheneighborhoodwereallowedtobringtheirhusbands,brothers,andfathers——MissWilsonbeinganxioustosendherpupilsforthintotheworldfreefromtheuncouthstiffnessofschoolgirlsunaccustomedtosociety。 LateinOctobercameaSaturdaywhichprovedanythingbutaholidayforMissWilson。Athalf—pastone,luncheonbeingover,shewentoutofdoorstoalawnthatlaybetweenthesouthernsideofthecollegeandashrubbery。HereshefoundagroupofgirlswatchingAgathaandJane,whoweredraggingarolleroverthegrass。Oneofthem,tossingaballaboutwithherracket,happenedtodriveitintotheshrubbery,whence,tothesurpriseofthecompany,Smilashpresentlyemerged,carryingtheball,blinking,andproclaimingthat,thoughacommonman,hehadhisfeelingslikeanother,andthathiseyewasneitherasticknorastone。Hewasdressedasbefore,buthisgarments,soiledwithclayandlime,nolongerlookednew。 \"Whatbringsyouhere,pray?\"demandedMissWilson。 \"Iwasledintothebeliefthatyousentforme,lady,\"hereplied。\"Thebaker\'sladtoldmesoashepassedmy\'umblecotthismorning。Ithoughthewereincapableofdeceit。\" \"Thatisquiteright;Ididsendforyou。Butwhydidyounotgoroundtotheservants\'hall?\" \"Iamatpresentinsearchofit,lady。Iwerelookingforitwhenthisballcotchmehere\"(touchinghiseye)。\"Acruelblowonthehi\'nat\'rallyspiresitsvisionandexpressionandmakesahonestmanlooklikeathief。\" \"Agatha,\"saidMissWilson,\"comehere。\" \"Mydootytoyou,Miss,\"saidSmilash,pullinghisforelock。 \"ThisisthemanfromwhomIhadthefiveshillings,whichhesaidyouhadjustgivenhim。Didyoudoso?\" \"Certainlynot。Ionlygavehimthreepence。\" \"ButIshowedthemoneytoyourladyship,\"saidSmilash,twistinghishatagitatedly。\"Igevityou。Wherewouldthelikeofmegetfiveshillingsexceptbythebountyoftherichandnoble?IftheyoungladythinksIhadn\'torttohavekep\'thetother\'arfcrown,Iwouldnotobjecttoitsbein\'stoppedfrommywagesifIweregivenajobofworkhere。But——\" \"Butit\'snonsense,\"saidAgatha。\"Inevergaveyouthreehalf—crowns。\" \"Perhapsyoumout\'a\'madeamistake。Penceissummatsimilarto\'arf—crowns,andthedaywereverydark。\" \"Icouldn\'thave,\"saidAgatha。\"Janehadmypursealltheearlierpartoftheweek,MissWilson,andshecantellyouthattherewasonlythreepenceinit。YouknowthatIgetmymoneyonthefirstofeverymonth。Itneverlastslongerthanaweek。Theideaofmyhavingsevenandsixpenceonthesixteenthisridiculous。\" \"ButIputittoyou,Miss,ain\'tittwiceasridiculousforme,apoorlaborer,togiveupmoneywotInevergot?\" VaguealarmcreptuponAgathaasthetestimonyofhersenseswascontradicted。\"AllIknowis,\"sheprotested,\"thatIdidnotgiveittoyou;somypenniesmusthaveturnedintohalf—crownsinyourpocket。\" \"Mebbeso,\"saidSmilashgravely。\"I\'veheard,andIknowitforafact,thatmoneygrowsinthepocketsoftherich。Whynotinthepocketsofthepooraswell?Whyshouldyoubesu\'prisedatwot\'appenseveryday?\" \"Hadyouanymoneyofyourownaboutyouatthetime?\" \"Wherecouldthelikeofmegetmoney?——askingpardonformakingsoboldastocatechiseyourladyship。\" \"Idon\'tknowwhereyoucouldgetit,\"saidMissWilsontestily; \"Iaskyou,hadyouany?\" \"Well,lady,Idisremember。Iwillnotimposeuponyou。I disremember。\" \"Thenyou\'vemadeamistake,\"saidMissWilson,handinghimbackhismoney。\"Here。Ifitisnotyours,itisnotours;soyouhadbetterkeepit。\" \"Keepit!Oh,lady,butthisistheheighthofnobility!AndwhatshallIdotoearnyourbounty,lady?\" \"Itisnotmybounty:Igiveittoyoubecauseitdoesnotbelongtome,and,Isuppose,mustbelongtoyou。Youseemtobeaverysimpleman。\" \"Ithankyourladyship;IhopeIam。Respectingtheday\'swork,now,lady;wasyouthinkingofemployingapoormanatall?\" \"No,thankyou;Ihavenooccasionforyourservices。IhavealsotogiveyoutheshillingIpromisedyouforgettingthecabs。 Hereitis。\" \"Anothershillin\'!\"criedSmilash,stupefied。 \"Yes,\"saidMissWilson,beginningtofeelveryangry。\"Letmehearnomoreaboutit,please。Don\'tyouunderstandthatyouhaveearnedit?\" \"Iamacommonman,andunderstandnexttonothing,\"herepliedreverently。\"Butifyourladyshipwouldgivemeaday\'sworktokeepmegoin\',IcouldputupallthismoneyinalittlewoodensavingsbankIhaveathome,andkeepittospendwhensicknessoroddageshall,inamannerofspeaking,laytheir\'endsuponme。Icouldsmooththatgrassbeautiful;themyoungladies\'llstrainthemselveswiththatheavyroller。Iftennisistheword,Icanputupnetsfittocatchbirdsofparadisein。Ifthecourtsistobechalkedoutinwhite,Icandrawalinesostraightthatyoucouldhardlykeepyourselffromerectinganequilateraltriangleonit。Iamhonestwhenwellwatched,andI canwaitattableequaltotheLordMayoro\'London\'sbutler。\" \"Icannotemployyouwithoutacharacter,\"saidMissWilson,amusedbyhisscrapofEuclid,andwonderingwherehehadpickeditup。 \"Ibearthebestofcharacters,lady。Thereverendrectorhasknownmefromaboy。\" \"Iwasspeakingtohimaboutyouyesterday,\"saidMissWilson,lookinghardathim,\"andhesaysyouareaperfectstrangertohim。\" \"Gentlemenissoforgetful,\"saidSmilashsadly。\"ButIalludedtomynativerector——meaningtherectorofmynativevillage,Auburn。\'SweetAuburn,loveliestvillageoftheplain,\'asthegentlemancalledit。\" \"ThatwasnotthenameyoumentionedtoMr。Fairholme。Idonotrecollectwhatnameyougave,butitwasnotAuburn,norhaveI everheardofanysuchplace。\" \"NeverreadofsweetAuburn!\" \"Notinanygeographyorgazetteer。Doyourecollecttellingmethatyouhavebeeninprison?\" \"Onlysixtimes,\"pleadedSmilash,hisfeaturesworkingconvulsively。\"Don\'tbeartoohardonacommonman。Onlysixtimes,andallthroughdrink。ButIhavetookthepledge,andkep\'itfaithfulforeighteenmonthspast。\" MissWilsonnowsetdownthemanasoneofthosekeen,half—wittedcountryfellows,contemptuouslystyledoriginals,whounintentionallymakethemselvespopularbyflatteringthesenseofsanityinthosewhosefacultiesarebetteradaptedtocircumstances。 \"Youhaveabadmemory,Mr。Smilash,\"shesaidgood—humoredly。 \"Younevergivethesameaccountofyourselftwice。\" \"IamwellawarethatIdonotexpressmyselfwithexactability。 Ladiesandgentlemenhavethatpoweroverwordsthattheycanalwayssaywhattheymean,butacommonmanlikemecan\'t。Wordsdon\'tcomenaturaltohim。Hehasmorethoughtsthanwords,andwhatwordshehasdon\'tfithisthoughts。MightItakeaturnwiththeroller,andmakemyselfusefulabouttheplaceuntilnightfall,forninepence?\" MissWilson,whowasexpectingmorethanherusualSaturdayvisitors,consideredthepropositionandassented。\"Andremember,\"shesaid,\"thatasyouareastrangerhere,yourcharacterinLyverndependsupontheuseyoumakeofthisopportunity。\" \"Iamgratefultoyournobleladyship。Mayyourladyship\'sgoodnesssewuptheholewhichisinthepocketwhereIcarrymycharacter,andwhichhascausedmetoloseitsofrequent。It\'sabadplaceformentokeeptheircharactersin;butsuchisthefashion。Andsohurrayforthegloriousnineteenthcentury!\" Hetookoffhiscoat,seizedtheroller,andbegantopullitwithanenergyforeigntothemeasuredmillhorsemanneroftheaccustomedlaborer。MissWilsonlookeddoubtfullyathim,but,beinginhaste,wentindoorswithoutfurthercomment。Thegirlsmistrustinghiseccentricity,keptaloof。Agathadeterminedtohaveanotherandbetterlookathim。Racketinhand,shewalkedslowlyacrossthegrassandcameclosetohimjustashe,unawareofherapproach,utteredagroanofexhaustionandsatdowntorest。 \"Tiredalready,Mr。Smilash?\"shesaidmockingly。 Helookedupdeliberately,tookoffoneofhiswashleathergloves,fannedhimselfwithit,displayingawhiteandfinehand,andatlastreplied,inthetoneandwiththeaccentofagentleman: \"Very。\" Agatharecoiled。Hefannedhimselfwithouttheleastconcern。 \"You——youarenotalaborer,\"shesaidatlast。 \"Obviouslynot。\" \"Ithoughtnot。\" Henodded。 \"SupposeItellonyou,\"shesaid,growingbolderassherecollectedthatshewasnotalonewithhim。 \"IfyoudoIshallgetoutofitjustasIgotoutofthehalf—crowns,andMissWilsonwillbegintothinkthatyouaremad。\" \"ThenIreallydidnotgiveyouthesevenandsixpence,\"shesaid,relieved。 \"Whatisyourownopinion?\"heanswered,takingthreepenniesfromhispocket,jinglingtheminhispalm。\"Whatisyourname?\" \"Ishallnottellyou,\"saidAgathawithdignity。 Heshruggedhisshoulders。\"Perhapsyouareright,\"hesaid。\"I wouldnottellyoumineifyouaskedme。\" \"Ihavenottheslightestintentionofaskingyou。\" \"No?ThenSmilashshalldoforyou,andAgathawilldoforme。\" \"Youhadbettertakecare。\" \"Ofwhat?\" \"Ofwhatyousay,and——areyounotafraidofbeingfoundout?\" \"Iamfoundoutalready——byyou,andIamnonetheworse。\" \"Supposethepolicefindyouout!\" \"Notthey。Besides,Iamnothidingfromthepolice。IhavearighttowearcorduroyifIpreferittobroadcloth。Considertheadvantagesofit!IthasprocuredmeadmissiontoAltonCollege,andthepleasureofyouracquaintance。WillyouexcusemeifIgoonwithmyrolling,justtokeepupappearances?IcantalkasI roll。\" \"Youmay,ifyouarefondofsoliloquizing,\"shesaid,turningawayasherose。 \"Seriously,Agatha,youmustnottelltheothersaboutme。\" \"DonotcallmeAgatha,\"shesaidimpetuously。\"WhatshallIcallyou,then?\" \"Youneednotaddressmeatall。\" \"Ineed,andwill。Don\'tbeill—natured。\"