第4章

类别:其他 作者:George Bernard Shaw字数:11037更新时间:18/12/18 08:58:36
\"ButIdon\'tknowyou。Iwonderatyour——\"shehesitatedatthewordwhichoccurredtoher,but,beingunabletothinkofabetterone,usedit——\"atyourcheek。\" Helaughed,andshewatchedhimtakeacoupleofturnswiththeroller。Presently,refreshinghimselfbyalookather,hecaughtherlookingathim,andsmiled。Hissmilewascommonplaceincomparisonwiththeoneshegavehiminreturn,inwhichhereyes,herteeth,andthegoldengraininhercomplexionseemedtoflashsimultaneously。Hestoppedrollingimmediately,andrestedhischinonthehandleoftheroller。 \"Ifyouneglectyourwork,\"saidshemaliciously,youwon\'thavethegrassreadywhenthepeoplecome。\" \"Whatpeople?\"hesaid,takenaback。 \"Oh,lotsofpeople。Mostlikelysomewhoknowyou。TherearevisitorscomingfromLondon:myguardian,myguardianess,theirdaughter,mymother,andaboutahundredmore。\" \"Fourinall。Whataretheycomingfor?Toseeyou?\" \"Totakemeaway,\"shereplied,watchingforsignsofdisappointmentonhispart。 Theywereatonceforthcoming。\"Whatthedeucearetheygoingtotakeyouawayfor?\"hesaid。\"Isyoureducationfinished?\" \"No。Ihavebehavedbadly,andIamgoingtobeexpelled。\" Helaughedagain。\"Come!\"hesaid,\"youarebeginningtoinventintheSmilashmanner。Whathaveyoudone?\" \"Idon\'tseewhyIshouldtellyou。Whathaveyoudone?\" \"I!Oh,Ihavedonenothing。Iamonlyanunromanticgentleman,hidingfromaromanticladywhoisinlovewithme。\" \"Poorthing,\"saidAgathasarcastically。\"Ofcourse,shehasproposedtoyou,andyouhaverefused。\" \"Onthecontrary,Iproposed,andsheaccepted。ThatiswhyI havetohide。\" \"Youtellstoriescharmingly,\"saidAgatha。\"Good—bye。HereisMissCarpentercomingtohearwhatwearetakingabout。\" \"Good—bye。Thatstoryofyourbeingexpelledbeats——Mightacommonmanmakesoboldastoinquirewherethewhiteningmachineis,Miss?\" ThiswasaddressedtoJane,whohadcomeupwithsomeoftheothers。AgathaexpectedtoseeSmilashpresentlydiscovered,forhisdisguisenowseemedtransparent;shewonderedhowtherestcouldbeimposedonbyit。Twoo\'clock,strikingjustthen,remindedheroftheimpendinginterviewwithherguardian。A tremorshookher,andshefeltacravingforsomesolitaryhiding—placeinwhichtoawaitthesummons。Butitwasapointofhonorwithhertoappearperfectlyindifferenttohertrouble,soshestayedwiththegirls,laughingandchattingastheywatchedSmilashintentlymarkingoutthecourtsandsettingupthenets。 Shemadetheotherslaughtoo,forherhiddenexcitement,sharpenedbyirrepressibleshootingsofdread,stimulatedher,andtheromanceofSmilash\'sdisguisegaveherasensationofdreaming。Herimaginationwasalreadybusyuponadrama,ofwhichshewastheheroineandSmilashthehero,though,withtherealmanbeforeher,shecouldnotindulgeherselfbyattributingtohimquiteasmuchgloomygrandeurofcharacterastoawhollyidealpersonage。Theplotwassimple,andanoldfavoritewithher。Oneofthemwastolovetheotherandtodiebroken—heartedbecausethelovedonewouldnotrequitethepassion。ForAgatha,prompttoridiculesentimentalityinhercompanions,andgiftedwithaninfectiousspiritoffarce,secretlyturnedforimaginativeluxurytovisionsofdespairanddeath;andoftenenduredthemortificationofthesuccessfulclownwhobelieves,whilstthepublicroarwithlaughterathim,thathewasbornatragedian。Therewasmuchinhernature,shefelt,thatdidnotfindexpressioninherpopularrepresentationofthesoldierinthechimney。 Bythreeo\'clockthelocalvisitorshadarrived,andtenniswasproceedinginfourcourts,rolledandpreparedbySmilash。Thetwocurateswerethere,withafewlaygentlemen。Mrs。Miller,thevicar,andsomemothersandotherchaperonslookedonandconsumedlightrefreshments,whichwerebroughtoutupontraysbySmilash,whohadborrowedandputonalargewhiteapron,andwasmakinghimselfofficiouslybusy。 AtaquarterpastthehouramessagecamefromMissWilson,requestingMissWylie\'sattendance。Thevisitorswereatalosstoaccountforthesuddendistractionoftheyoungladies\' attentionwhichensued。Janealmostburstintotears,andansweredJosephsrudelywhenheinnocentlyaskedwhatthematterwas。Agathawentawayapparentlyunconcerned,thoughherhandshookassheputasideherracket。 Inaspaciousdrawing—roomatthenorthsideofthecollegeshefoundhermother,aslightwomaninwidow\'sweeds,withfadedbrownhair,andtearfuleyes。WithherwereMrs。Janseniusandherdaughter。ThetwoelderladieskeptseverelysilentwhilstAgathakissedthem,andMrs。Wyliesniffed。HenriettaembracedAgathaeffusively。 \"Where\'sUncleJohn?\"saidAgatha。\"Hasn\'thecome?\" \"HeisinthenextroomwithMissWilson,\"saidMrs。Janseniuscoldly。\"Theywantyouinthere。\" \"Ithoughtsomebodywasdead,\"saidAgatha,\"youalllooksofunereal。Now,mamma,putyourhandkerchiefbackagain。IfyoucryIwillgiveMissWilsonapieceofmymindforworryingyou。\" \"No,no,\"saidMrs。Wylie,alarmed。\"Shehasbeensonice!\" \"Sogood!\"saidHenrietta。 \"Shehasbeenperfectlyreasonableandkind,\"saidMrs。 Jansenius。 \"Shealwaysis,\"saidAgathacomplacently。\"Youdidn\'texpecttofindherinhysterics,didyou?\" \"Agatha,\"pleadedMrs。Wylie,\"don\'tbeheadstrongandfoolish。\" \"Oh,shewon\'t;Iknowshewon\'t,\"saidHenriettacoaxingly。 \"Willyou,dearAgatha?\" \"Youmaydoasyoulike,asfarasIamconcerned,\"saidMrs。 Jansenius。\"ButIhopeyouhavemoresensethantothrowawayyoureducationfornothing。\" \"Yourauntisquiteright,\"saidMrs。Wylie。\"AndyourUncleJohnisveryangrywithyou。HewillneverspeaktoyouagainifyouquarrelwithMissWilson。\" \"Heisnotangry,\"saidHenrietta,\"butheissoanxiousthatyoushouldgetonwell。\" \"Hewillnaturallybedisappointedifyoupersistinmakingafoolofyourself,\"saidMrs。Jansenius。 \"AllMissWilsonwantsisanapologyforthedreadfulthingsyouwroteinherbook,\"saidMrs。Wylie。\"You\'llapologize,dear,won\'tyou?\" \"Ofcourseshewill,\"saidHenrietta。 \"Ithinkyouhadbetter,\"saidMrs。Jansenius。 \"PerhapsIwill,\"saidAgatha。 \"That\'smyowndarling,\"saidMrs。Wylie,catchingherhand。 \"Andperhaps,again,Iwon\'t。\" \"Youwill,dear,\"urgedMrs。Wylie,tryingtodrawAgatha,whopassivelyresisted,closertoher。\"Formysake。Toobligeyourmother,Agatha。Youwon\'trefuseme,dearest?\" Agathalaughedindulgentlyatherparent,whohadlongagowornoutthisformofappeal。ThensheturnedtoHenrietta,andsaid,\"Howisyourcarosposo?IthinkitwashardthatIwasnotabridesmaid。\" TheredinHenrietta\'scheeksbrightened。Mrs。JanseniushastenedtointerposeadryreminderthatMissWilsonwaswaiting。 \"Oh,shedoesnotmindwaiting,\"saidAgatha,\"becauseshethinksyouareallatworkgettingmeintoaproperframeofmind。Thatwasthearrangementshemadewithyoubeforeshelefttheroom。 MammaknowsthatIhavealittlebirdthattellsmethesethings。 Imustsaythatyouhavenotmademefeelanygoody—goodiersofar。However,aspoorUncleJohnmustbedreadfullyfrightenedanduncomfortable,itisonlykindtoputanendtohissuspense。 Good—bye!\"Andshewentoutleisurely。Butshelookedinagaintosayinalowvoice:\"Prepareforsomethingthrilling。Ifeeljustinthehumortosaythemostawfulthings。\"Shevanished,andimmediatelytheyheardhertappingatthedoorofthenextroom。 Mr。Janseniuswasindeedawaitingherwithmisgiving。Havingdiscoveredearlyinhiscareerthathisdignifiedpersonandfinevoicecausedpeopletostandinsomeaweofhim,andtomovehimintothechairatpublicmeetings,hehadgrownsoaccustomedtodeferencethatanyapproachtofamiliarityorirreverencedisconcertedhimexceedingly。Agatha,ontheotherhand,havingfromherchildhoodheardUncleJohnquotedaswisdomandauthorityincarnate,hadbeguninhertenderyearstoscoffathimasapompousandpurseproudcitymerchant,whosesordidmindwasunabletocopewithhertranscendentalaffairs。Shehadhabituallyterrifiedhermotherbyridiculinghimwithanabsolutecontemptofwhichonlychildhoodandextremeignorancearecapable。Shehadfelthumiliatedbyhiskindnesstoher(hewasagenerousgiverofpresents),and,withtheinstinctofananarchist,hadtakendisparagementofhisadviceanddefianceofhisauthorityasthesignswherefromshemightinfersurelythatherfacewasturnedtothelight。Theresultwasthathewasalittletiredofherwithoutbeingquiteconsciousofit;andshenotatallafraidofhim,andalittletooconsciousofit。 Whensheenteredwithherbrightestsmileinfullplay,MissWilsonandMr。Jansenius,seatedatthetable,lookedsomewhatliketwoculpritsabouttobeindicted。MissWilsonwaitedforhimtospeak,deferringtohisimposingpresence。Buthewasnotready,sosheinvitedAgathatositdown。 \"Thankyou,\"saidAgathasweetly。\"Well,UncleJohn,don\'tyouknowme?\" \"IhaveheardwithregretfromMissWilsonthatyouhavebeenverytroublesomehere,\"hesaid,ignoringherremark,thoughsecretlyputoutbyit。 \"Yes,\"saidAgathacontritely。\"Iamsoverysorry。\" Mr。Jansenius,whohadbeenledbyMissWilsontoexpecttheutmostcontumacy,lookedtoherinsurprise。 \"Youseemtothink,\"saidMissWilson,consciousofMr。 Jansenius\'smovement,andannoyedbyit,\"thatyoumaytransgressoverandoveragain,andthensetyourselfrightwithus,\"(MissWilsonneverspokeofoffencesasagainstherindividualauthority,butasagainsttheschoolcommunity)\"bysayingthatyouaresorry。Youspokeinaverydifferenttoneatourlastmeeting。\" \"Iwasangrythen,MissWilson。AndIthoughtIhadagrievance——everybodythinkstheyhavethesameone。Besides,wewerequarrelling——atleastIwas;andIalwaysbehavebadlywhenIquarrel。Iamsoverysorry。\" \"Thebookwasaseriousmatter,\"saidMissWilsongravely。\"Youdonotseemtothinkso。\" \"IunderstandAgathatosaythatsheisnowsensibleofthefollyofherconductwithregardtothebook,andthatsheissorryforit,\"saidMr。Jansenius,instinctivelyincliningtoAgatha\'spartyasthestrongeroneandtheleastdependentonhiminapecuniarysense。Haveyouseenthebook?\"saidAgathaeagerly。 \"No。MissWilsonhasdescribedwhathasoccurred。\" \"Oh,doletmegetit,\"shecried,rising。\"ItwillmakeUncleJohnscreamwithlaughing。MayI,MissWilson?\" \"There!\"saidMissWilson,indignantly。\"ItisthisincorrigibleflippancyofwhichIhavetocomplain。MissWylieonlyvariesitbydownrightinsubordination。\" Mr。Janseniustoowasscandalized。Hisfinecolormountedattheideaofhisscreaming。\"Tut,tut!\"hesaid,\"youmustbeserious,andmorerespectfultoMissWilson。Youareoldenoughtoknowbetternow,Agatha——quiteoldenough。\" Agatha\'smirthvanished。\"WhathaveIsaidWhathaveIdone?\" sheasked,afaintpurplespotappearinginhercheeks。 \"Youhavespokentriflinglyof——ofthevolumebywhichMissWilsonsetsgreatstore,andproperlyso。\" \"Ifproperlyso,thenwhydoyoufindfaultwithme?\" \"Come,come,\"roaredMr。Jansenius,deliberatelylosinghistemperasalastexpedienttosubdueher,\"don\'tbeimpertinent,Miss。\" Agatha\'seyesdilated;evanescentflushesplayeduponhercheeksandneck;shestampedwithherheel。\"UncleJohn,\"shecried,\"ifyoudaretoaddressmelikethat,Iwillneverlookatyou,neverspeaktoyou,noreverenteryourhouseagain。Whatdoyouknowaboutgoodmanners,thatyoushouldcallmeimpertinent?Iwillnotsubmittointentionalrudeness;thatwasthebeginningofmyquarrelwithMissWilson。ShetoldmeIwasimpertinent,andI wentawayandtoldherthatshewaswrongbywritingitinthefaultbook。Shehasbeenwrongallthrough,andIwouldhavesaidsobeforebutthatIwantedtobereconciledtoherandtoletbygonesbebygones。Butifsheinsistsonquarrelling,Icannothelpit。\" \"Ihavealreadyexplainedtoyou,Mr。Jansenius,\"saidMissWilson,concentratingherresentmentbyanefforttosuppressit,\"thatMissWyliehasignoredalltheopportunitiesthathavebeenmadeforhertoreinstateherselfhere。Mrs。MillerandIhavewaivedmerelypersonalconsiderations,andIhaveonlyrequiredasimpleacknowledgmentofthisoffenceagainstthecollegeanditsrules。\" \"IdonotcarethatforMrs。Miller,\"saidAgatha,snappingherfingers。\"AndyouarenothalfsogoodasIthought。\" \"Agatha,\"saidMr。Jansenius,\"Idesireyoutoholdyourtongue。\" Agathadrewadeepbreath,satdownresignedly,andsaid:\"There! Ihavedone。Ihavelostmytemper;sonowwehavealllostourtempers。\" \"Youhavenorighttoloseyourtemper,Miss,\"saidMr。 Jansenius,followingupafanciedadvantage。 \"Iamtheyoungest,andtheleasttoblame,\"shereplied。\"Thereisnothingfurthertobesaid,Mr。Jansenius,\"saidMissWilson,determinedly。\"IamsorrythatMissWyliehaschosentobreakwithus。\" \"ButIhavenotchosentobreakwithyou,andIthinkitveryhardthatIamtobesentaway。NobodyherehastheleastquarrelwithmeexceptyouandMrs。Miller。Mrs。Millerisannoyedbecauseshemistookmeforhercat,asifthatwasmyfault!Andreally,MissWilson,Idon\'tknowwhyyouaresoangry。AllthegirlswillthinkIhavedonesomethinginfamousifIamexpelled。 Ioughttobeletstayuntiltheendoftheterm;andastotheRec——thefaultbook,youtoldmemostparticularlywhenIfirstcamethatImightwriteinitornotjustasIpleased,andthatyouneverdictatedorinterferedwithwhatwaswritten。AndyettheveryfirsttimeIwriteawordyoudisapproveof,youexpelme。Nobodywilleverbelievenowthattheentriesarevoluntary。\" MissWilson\'sconscience,alreadysmittenbythecoarsenessandabsenceofmoralforceintheechoofherown\"Youareimpertinent,\"fromthemouthofMr。Jansenius,tookfreshalarm。 \"Thefaultbook,\"shesaid,\"isforthepurposeofrecordingself—reproachalone,andisnotavehicleforaccusationsagainstothers。\" \"IamquitesurethatneitherJanenorGertrudenorIreproachedourselvesintheleastforgoingdownstairsaswedid,andyetyoudidnotblameusforenteringthat。Besides,thebookrepresentedmoralforce——atleastyoualwayssaidso,andwhenyougaveupmoralforce,Ithoughtanentryshouldbemadeofthat。OfcourseIwasinarageatthetime,hutwhenIcametomyselfIthoughtIhaddoneright,andIthinksostill,thoughitwouldperhapshavebeenbettertohavepasseditover。\" \"WhydoyousaythatIgaveupmoralforce?\" \"Tellingpeopletoleavetheroomisnotmoralforce。Callingthemimpertinentisnotmoralforce。\" \"YouthinkthenthatIamboundtolistenpatientlytowhateveryouchoosetosaytome,howeverunbecomingitmaybefromoneinyourpositiontooneinmine?\" \"ButIsaidnothingunbecoming,\"saidAgatha。Then,breakingoffrestlessly,andsmilingagain,shesaid:\"Oh,don\'tletusargue。 Iamverysorry,andverytroublesome,andveryfondofyouandofthecollege;andIwon\'tcomebacknexttermunlessyoulike。\" \"Agatha,\"saidMissWilson,shaken,\"theseexpressionsofregardcostyousolittle,andwhentheyhaveeffectedtheirpurpose,aresosoonforgottenbyyou,thattheyhaveceasedtosatisfyme。Iamveryreluctanttoinsistonyourleavingusatonce。Butasyourunclehastoldyou,youareoldandsensibleenoughtoknowthedifferencebetweenorderanddisorder。Hithertoyouhavebeenonthesideofdisorder,anelementwhichwashardlyknownhereuntilyoucame,asMrs。Trefusiscantellyou。Nevertheless,ifyouwillpromisetobemorecarefulinfuture,Iwillwaiveallpastcauseofcomplaint,andattheendofthetermIshallbeabletojudgeastoyourcontinuingamongus。\" Agatharose,beaming。\"DearMissWilson,\"shesaid,\"youaresogood!Ipromise,ofcourse。Iwillgoandtellmamma。\" Beforetheycouldaddawordshehadturnedwithapirouettetothedoor,andfled,presentingherselfamomentlaterinthedrawing—roomtothethreeladies,whomshesurveyedwithawhimsicalsmileinsilence。 \"Well?\"saidMrs。Janseniusperemptorily。 \"Well,dear?\"saidMrs。Trefusis,caressingly。 Mrs。Wyliestifledasobandlookedimploringlyatherdaughter。 \"Ihadnoendoftroubleinbringingthemtoreason,\"saidAgatha,afteraprovokingpause。\"Theybehavedlikechildren,andIwaslikeanangel。Iamtostay,ofcourse。\" \"Blessingsonyou,mydarling,\"falteredMrs。Wylie,attemptingakiss,whichAgathadexterouslyevaded。 \"Ihavepromisedtobeverygood,andstudious,andquiet,anddecorousinfuture。Doyouremembermycastanetsong,Hetty? \"\'Tra!lalala,la!la!la!Tra!lalala,la!la!la!Tra! lalalalalalalalalalala!\'\" Andshedancedabouttheroom,snappingherfingersinsteadofcastanets。 \"Don\'tbesorecklessandwicked,mylove,\"saidMrs。Wylie。\"Youwillbreakyourpoormother\'sheart。\" MissWilsonandMr。Janseniusenteredjustthen,andAgathabecamemotionlessandgazedabstractedlyatavaseofflowers。 MissWilsoninvitedhervisitorstojointhetennisplayers。Mr。 JanseniuslookedsternlyanddisappointedlyatAgatha,whoelevatedherlefteyebrowanddepressedherrightsimultaneously; buthe,shakinghisheadtosignifythathewasnottobeconciliatedbyfacialfeats,howeverdifficultorcontrarytonature,wentoutwithMissWilson,followedbyMrs。JanseniusandMrs。Wylie。 \"HowisyourHubby?\"saidAgathathen,brusquely,toHenrietta。 Mrs。Trefusis\'seyesfilledwithtearssoquicklythat,asshebentherheadtohidethem,theyfell,sprinklingAgatha\'shand。 \"Thisissuchadearoldplace,\"shebegan。\"Theassociationsofmygirlhood——\" \"WhatisthematterbetweenyouandHubby?\"demandedAgatha,interruptingher。\"Youhadbettertellme,orIwillaskhimwhenImeethim。\" \"Iwasabouttotellyou,onlyyoudidnotgivemetime。\" \"Thatisamostawfulcram,\"saidAgatha。\"Butnomatter。Goon。\" Henriettahesitated。Herdignityasamarriedwoman,andtherealityofhergrief,revoltedagainsttheshallowacutenessoftheschoolgirl。ButshefoundherselfnobetterabletoresistAgatha\'sdomineeringthanshehadbeeninherchildhood,andmuchmoredesirousofobtaininghersympathy。Besides,shehadalreadylearnttotellthestoryherselfratherthanleaveitsnarrationtoothers,whoseaccountsdidnot,shefelt,puthercaseintheproperlight。SoshetoldAgathaofhermarriage,herwildloveforherhusband,hiswildloveforher,andhismysteriousdisappearancewithoutleavingwordorsignbehindhim。Shedidnotmentiontheletter。 \"Haveyouhadhimsearchedfor?\"saidAgatha,repressinganinclinationtolaugh。 \"Butwhere?HadItheremotestclue,Iwouldfollowhimbarefoottotheendoftheworld。\" \"Ithinkyououghttosearchalltherivers——youwouldhavetodothatbarefoot。Hemusthavefalleninsomewhere,orfallendownsomeplace。\" \"No,no。DoyouthinkIshouldbehereifIthoughthislifeindanger?Ihavereasons——Iknowthatheisonlygoneaway。\" \"Oh,indeed!Hetookhisportmanteauwithhim,didhe?PerhapshehasgonetoParistobuyyousomethingniceandgiveyouapleasantsurprise。\" \"No,\"saidHenriettadejectedly。\"HeknewthatIwantednothing。\" \"ThenIsupposehegottiredofyouandranaway。\" Henrietta\'speculiarscarletblushflowedrapidlyoverhercheeksassheflungAgatha\'sarmaway,exclaiming,\"Howdareyousayso! Youhavenoheart。Headoredme。\" \"Bosh!\"saidAgatha。\"Peoplealwaysgrowtiredofoneanother。I growtiredofmyselfwheneverIamleftalonefortenminutes,andIamcertainthatIamfonderofmyselfthananyonecanbeofanotherperson。\" \"Iknowyouare,\"saidHenrietta,painedandspiteful。\"Youhavealwaysbeenparticularlyfondofyourself。\" \"Verylikelyheresemblesmeinthatrespect。Inthatcasehewillgrowtiredofhimselfandcomeback,andyouwillbothcooliketurtledovesuntilherunsawayagain。Ugh!Serveyourightforgettingmarried。Iwonderhowpeoplecanbesomadastodoit,withtheexampleoftheirmarriedacquaintancesallwarningthemagainstit。\" \"Youdon\'tknowwhatitistolove,\"saidHenrietta,plaintively,andyetpatronizingly。\"Besides,wewerenotlikeothercouples。\" \"Soitseems。Butnevermind,takemywordforit,hewillreturntoyouassoonashehashadenoughofhisowncompany。Don\'tworrythinkingabouthim,butcomeandhaveagameatlawntennis。\" Duringthisconversationtheyhadleftthedrawing—roomandmadeadetourthroughthegrounds。Theywerenowapproachingthetenniscourtsbyapathwhichwoundbetweentwolaurelhedgesthroughtheshrubbery。Meanwhile,Smilash,waitingontheguestsinhiswhiteapronandgloves(whichhehadpositivelyrefusedtotakeoff,allegingthathewasacommonman,withcommonhandssuchasbornladiesandgentlemencouldnotbeexpectedtotakemeatanddrinkfrom),hadbehavedhimselfirreproachablyuntilthearrivalofMissWilsonandhervisitors,whichoccurredashewasreturningtothetablewithanemptytray,movingsoswiftlythathenearlycameintocollisionwithMrs。Jansenius。Insteadofapologizing,hechangedcountenance,hastilyheldupthetraylikeashieldbeforehisface,andbegantowalkbackwardfromher,stumblingpresentlyagainstMissLindsay,whowasrunningtoreturnaball。Withoutheedingherangrylookandcurtrebuke,hehalfturned,andsidledawayintotheshrubbery,whencethetraypresentlyroseintotheair,flewacrossthelaurelhedge,anddescendedwithapealofstagethunderonthestoopedshouldersofJosephs。MissWilson,afteraskingthehousekeeperwithsomeasperitywhyshehadallowedthatmantointerfereintheattendance,explainedtothegueststhathewastheidiotofthecountryside。Mr。Janseniuslaughed,andsaidthathehadnotseentheman\'sface,butthathisfigureremindedhimforciblyofsomeone;hecouldnotjustthenrecollectexactlywhom。 Smilash,makingoffthroughtheshrubbery,foundtheendofhispathblockedbyAgathaandayoungladywhoseappearancealarmedhimmorethanhadthatofMrs。Jansenius。Heattemptedtoforcehistraythroughthehedge,butinvain;thelaurelwasimpenetrable,andthenoisehemadeattractedtheattentionoftheapproachingcouple。Hemadenofurtherefforttoescape,butthrewhisborrowedapronoverhisheadandstoodboltuprightwithhisbackagainstthebushes。 \"Whatisthatmandoingthere?\"saidHenrietta,stoppingmistrustfully。 Agathalaughed,andsaidloudly,sothathemighthear:\"ItisonlyaharmlessmadmanthatMissWilsonemploys。Heisfondofdisguisinghimselfinsomesillywayandtryingtofrightenus。 Don\'tbeafraid。Comeon。\" Henriettahungback,butherarmwaslinkedinAgatha\'s,andshewasdrawnalonginspiteofherself。Smilashdidnotmove。Agathastrolledoncoolly,andasshepassedhim,adroitlycaughttheapronbetweenherfingerandthumbandtwitcheditfromhisface。 InstantlyHenriettautteredapiercingscream,andSmilashcaughtherinhisarms。 \"Quick,\"hesaidtoAgatha,\"sheisfainting。Runforsomewater。 Run!\"AndhebentoverHenrietta,whoclungtohimfrantically。 Agatha,bewilderedbytheeffectofherpracticaljoke,hesitatedamoment,andthenrantothelawn。 \"Whatisthematter?\"saidFairholme。 \"Nothing。Iwantsomewater——quick,please。Henriettahasfaintedintheshrubbery,thatisall。\" \"Pleasedonotstir,\"saidMissWilsonauthoritatively,\"youwillcrowdthepathanddelayusefulassistance。MissWard,kindlygetsomewaterandbringittous。Agatha,comewithmeandpointoutwhereMrs。Trefusisis。Youmaycometoo,MissCarpenter;youaresostrong。Therestwillpleaseremainwheretheyare。\" Followedbythetwogirls,shehurriedintotheshrubbery,whereMr。Janseniuswasalreadylookinganxiouslyforhisdaughter。Hewastheonlypersontheyfoundthere。SmilashandHenriettaweregone。 Atfirsttheseekers,merelypuzzled,didnothingbutquestionAgathaincredulouslyastotheexactspotonwhichHenriettahadfallen。ButMr。Janseniussoonmadethemunderstandthatthepositionofaladyinthehandsofahalf—wittedlaborerwasoneofdanger。Hisagitationinfectedthem,andwhenAgathaendeavoredtoreassurehimbydeclaringthatSmilashwasadisguisedgentleman,MissWilson,supposingthistobeamererepetitionofherformeridleconjecture,toldhersharplytoholdhertongue,asthetimewasnotonefortalkingnonsense。 Thenewsnowspreadthroughthewholecompany,andtheexcitementbecameintense。Fairholmeshoutedforvolunteerstomakeupasearchingparty。Allthemenpresentresponded,andtheywereabouttorushtothecollegegatesinabodywhenitOccurredtothecooleramongthemthattheyhadbetterdivideintoseveralparties,inorderthatsearchmightbemadeatonceindifferentquarters。Tenminutesofconfusionfollowed。Mr。JanseniusstartedseveraltimesinquestofHenrietta,and,whenhehadgoneafewsteps,returnedandbeggedthatnomoretimeshouldbewasted。Josephs,whosefaithwassimple,retiredtopray,anddidgood,asfarasitwent,bywithdrawingonevoicefromthedinofplans,objections,andsuggestionswhichtherestweremaking; eachpersontryingtobeheardabovetheothers。 AtlastMissWilsonquelledtheprevailinganarchy。Servantsweresenttoalarmtheneighborsandcallinthevillagepolice。 DetachmentsweresentinvariousdirectionsunderthecommandofFairholmeandotherenergeticspirits。Thegirlsformedpartiesamongthemselves,whichwerereinforcedbymaledesertersfromthepreviouslevies。MissWilsonthenwentindoorsandconductedasearchthroughtheinteriorofthecollege。Onlytwopersonswereleftonthetennisground——AgathaandMrs。Jansenius,whohadbeensurprisinglycalmthroughout。 \"Youneednotbeanxious,\"saidAgatha,whohadbeenstandingaloofsinceherrebuffbyMissWilson。\"Iamsurethereisnodanger。Itismostextraordinarythattheyhavegoneaway;butthemanisnomoremadthanIam,andIknowheisagentlemanHetoldmeso。\" \"Letushopeforthebest,\"saidMrs。Jansenius,smoothly。\"I thinkIwillsitdown——Ifeelsotired。Thanks。\"(Agathahadhandedherachair。)\"Whatdidyousayhetoldyou——thisman?\" AgatharelatedthecircumstancesofheracquaintancewithSmilash,adding,atMrs。Jansenius\'srequest,aminutedescriptionofhispersonalappearance。Mrs。Janseniusremarkedthatitwasverysingular,andthatshewassureHenriettawasquitesafe。Shethenpartookofclaret—cupandsandwiches。 Agatha,thoughgladtofindsomeonedisposedtolistentoher,waspuzzledbyheraunt\'scoolness,andwasevengoadedintopointingoutthatthoughSmilashwasnotalaborer,itdidnotfollowthathewasanhonestman。ButMrs。Janseniusonlysaid: \"Oh,sheissafe——quitesafe!Atleast,ofcourse,Icanonlyhopeso。Weshallhavenewspresently,\"andtookanothersandwich。