第10章

类别:其他 作者:Booth Tarkington字数:10323更新时间:18/12/18 09:30:45
\"Shearrangedwiththe——withthepurchaserthatthemenwillcomeforitabouthalfafterfiveintheafternoon。Thedaysaresoshortnowit\'sreallyquitewinter。\" \"Oh,yes,\"heagreed,moodily。\"Sofarasthatgoespeoplehavearighttomoveapieceoffurniturewithoutstirringuptheneighbors,Isuppose,evenbydaylight。Idon\'tsupposeOURneighborsarepayingmuchattentionjustnow,thoughIhearSheridanwasbackinhisofficeearlythemorningafterthefuneral。\" Mrs。Vertreesmadealittlesoundofcommiseration。\"Idon\'tbelievethatwasbecausehewasn\'tsuffering,though。I\'msureitwasonlybecausehefelthisbusinesswassoimportant。Marytoldmeheseemedwrappedupinhisson\'ssucceeding;andthatwaswhathebraggedaboutmost。Heisn\'tvulgarinhisboasting,Iunderstand;hedoesn\'ttalkagreatdealabouthis——hisactualmoney——thoughtherewassomethingaboutbladesofgrassthatIdidn\'tcomprehend。Ithinkhemeantsomethingabouthisenergy——butperhapsnot。 No,hisbraggingusuallyseemedtobenotsomuchapersonalvaingloryasabouthisfamilyandthegreatnessofthiscity。\" \"\'Greatnessofthiscity\'!\"Mr。Vertreesechoed,withdullbitterness。\"It\'snothingbutacoal—hole!Isupposeitlooks\'great\'tothemanwhohasthelucktomakeitworkforhim。Isupposeitlooks\'great\'toanyYOUNGman,too,startingouttomakehisfortuneoutofit。Thefellowsthatgetwhattheywantoutofitsayit\'s\'great,\'andeverybodyelsegetsthehabit。Butyouhaveadifferentpointofviewifit\'sthecitythatgotwhatitwantedoutofyou!OfcourseSheridansaysit\'s\'great\'。\" Mrs。Vertreesseemedunawareofthisunusualoutburst。\"Ibelieve,\"shebegan,timidly,\"hedoesn\'tboastof——thatis,Iunderstandhehasneverseemedsointerestedinthe——theotherone。\" Herhusband\'sfacewasdark,butatthataheaviershadowfelluponit;helookedmorehaggardthanbefore。\"\'Theotherone\',\"herepeated,avertinghiseyes。\"Youmean——youmeanthethirdson——theonethatwasherethisevening?\" \"Yes,the——theyoungest,\"shereturned,hervoicesofeebleitwasalmostawhisper。 Andthenneitherofthemspokeforseverallongminutes。Nordideitherlookattheotherduringthatsilence。 AtlastMr。Vertreescontrivedtocough,butnotconvincingly。\"What—— ah——whatwasitMarysaidabouthimoutinthehall,whenshecameinthisafternoon?Iheardyouaskinghersomethingabouthim,butsheansweredinsuchalowvoiceIdidn\'t——ah——happentocatchit。\" \"She——shedidn\'tsaymuch。Allshesaidwasthis:Iaskedherifshehadenjoyedherwalkwithhim,andshesaid,\'He\'sthemostwistfulcreatureI\'veeverknown。\'\" \"Well?\" \"Thatwasall。HeISwistful—looking;andsofragile——thoughhedoesn\'tseemquitesomuchsolately。IwaswatchingMaryfromthewindowwhenshewentoutto—day,andhejoinedher,andifIhadn\'tknownabouthimI\'dhavethoughthehadquiteaninterestingface。\" \"Ifyou\'hadn\'tknownabouthim\'?Knownwhat?\" \"Oh,nothing,ofcourse,\"shesaid,hurriedly。\"Nothingdefinite,thatis。 Marysaiddecidely,longago,thathe\'snotatallinsane,aswethoughtatfirst。It\'sonly——well,ofcourseitISodd,theirattitudeabouthim。I supposeit\'ssomenervoustroublethatmakeshim——perhapsalittlequeerattimes,sothathecan\'tapplyhimselftoanything——orperhapsdoesoddthings。But,afterall,ofcourse,weonlyhaveanimpressionaboutit。Wedon\'tknow——thatis,positively。I——\"Shepaused,thenwenton:\"Ididn\'tknowjusthowtoask——thatis——Ididn\'tmentionittoMary。Ididn\'t——I——\" Thepoorladyflounderedpitifully,concludingwithamumble。\"Sosoonafter——afterthe——theshock。\" \"Idon\'tthinkI\'vecaughtmorethanaglimpseofhim,\"saidMr。Vertrees。 \"Iwouldn\'tknowhimifIsawhim,butyourimpressionofhimis——\"Hebrokeoffsuddenly,springingtohisfeetinagitation。\"Ican\'timageher——oh,NO!\"hegasped。Andhebegantopacethefloor。\"Ahalf—wittedepileptic!\" \"No,no!\"shecried。\"Hemaybeallright。We——\" \"Oh,it\'shorrible!Ican\'t——\"Hethrewhimselfbackintohischairagain,sweepinghishandsacrosshisface,thenlettingthemfalllimplyathissides。 Mrs。Vertreeswastremulous。\"Youmustn\'tgivewayso,\"shesaid,inspiredforoncealmosttodirectdiscourse。\"WhateverMarymightthinkofdoing,itwouldn\'tbeonherownaccount;itwouldbeonours。ButifWE should——shouldconsiderit,thatwouldn\'tbeonOURownaccount。Itisn\'tbecausewethinkofourselves。\" \"OhGod,no!\"hegroaned。\"Notforus!Wecangotothepoorhouse,butMarycan\'tbeastenographer!\" Sighing,Mrs。Vertreesresumedherobliqueness。\"Ofcourse,\"shemurmured,\"itallseemsverypremature,speculatingaboutsuchthings,butIhadaqueersortoffeelingthatsheseemedquiteinterestedinthis——\"Shehadalmostsaid\"inthisone,\"butcheckedherself。\"Inthisyoungman。It\'snatural,ofcourse;sheisalwayssostrongandwell,andheis——heseemstobe,thatis——ratherappealingtothe——thesympathies。\" \"Yes!\"heagreed,bitterly。\"Precisely。Thesympathies!\" \"Perhaps,\"shefaltered——\"perhapsyoumightfeeleasierifIcouldhavealittletalkwithsomeone?\" \"Withwhom?\" \"Ihadthoughtof——notgoingaboutittoobrusquely,ofcourse,butperhapsjustwaitingforhisnametobementioned,ifIhappenedtobetalkingwithsomebodythatknewthefamily——andthenImightfindachancetosaythatI wassorrytohearhe\'dbeenillsomuch,and——Somethingofthatkindperhaps?\" \"Youdon\'tknowanybodythatknowsthefamily。\" \"Yes。Thatis——well,inaway,ofcourse,oneOFthefamily。ThatMrs。 RoscoeSheridanisnota——thatis,she\'sratherapleasant—facedlittlewoman,Ithink,andofcourseratherordinary。Ithinksheisinterestedabout——thatis,ofcourse,she\'dbeanxioustobemoreintimatewithMary,naturally。She\'salwayslookingoverherefromherhouse;shewaslookingoutthewindowthisafternoonwhenMarywentout,Inoticed——thoughIdon\'tthinkMarysawher。I\'msureshewouldn\'tthinkitoutofplaceto——tobefrankaboutmatters。Shecalledtheotherday,andMarymustratherlikeher——shesaidthateveningthatthecallhaddonehergood。Don\'tyouthinkitmightbewise?\" \"Wise?Idon\'tknow。Ifeelthewholematterisimpossible。\" \"Yes,sodoI,\"shereturned,promptly。\"Itisn\'treallyathingweshouldbeconsideringseriously,ofcourse。Still——\" \"Ishouldsaynot!Butpossibly——\" Thustheyskirmishedupanddownthefield,butbeforetheyturnedthelightsoutandwentup—stairsitwasthoroughlyunderstoodbetweenthemthatMrs。 VertreesshouldseektheearliestopportunitytoobtaindefiniteinformationfromSibylSheridanconcerningthementalandphysicalstatusofBibbs。Andifheweresubjecttoattacksoflunacy,theunhappypairdecidedtopreventthesacrificetheysupposedtheirdaughterintendedtomakeofherself。 Altogether,iftherewerespitefulghostsintheoldhousethatnight,eavesdroppinguponthewoefulcomedy,theymusthavediedanewoflaughter! Mrs。Vertrees\'sopportunityoccurredtheverynextafternoon。Darknesshadfallen,andthepiano—movershadcome。Theywerecarryingthepianodownthefrontsteps,andMrs。Vertreeswasstandingintheopendoorwaybehindthem,preparingtowithdraw,whensheheardasharpexclamation;andMrs。RoscoeSheridan,bareheaded,emergedfromtheshadowintothelightofthedoorway。 \"Goodgracious!\"shecried。\"Itdidgivemeafright!\" \"It\'sMrs。Sheridan,isn\'tit?\"Mrs。Vertreeswasperplexedbythisinformalappearance,butshereflectedthatitmightbeprovidential。\"Won\'tyoucomein?\" \"No。Ohno,thankyou!\"Sibylpanted,pressingherhandtoherside。\"Youdon\'tknowwhatafrightyou\'vegivenme!Anditwasnothingbutyourpiano!\"Shelaughedshrilly。\"Youknow,sinceourtragedycomingsosuddenlytheotherday,youhavenoideahowupsetI\'vebeen——almosthysterical!AndIjustglancedoutofthewindow,aminuteorsoago,andsawyourdoorwideopenandblackfiguresofmenagainstthelight,carryingsomethingheavy,andIalmostfainted。Yousee,itwasjustthewayitlookedwhenIsawthembringingmypoorbrother—in—lawin,nextdoor,onlysuchafewshortdaysago。AndIthoughtI\'dseenyourdaughterstartforadrivewithBibbsSheridaninacaraboutthreeo\'clock——and——Theyaren\'tbackyet,arethey?\" \"No。Goodheavens!\" \"AndtheonlythingIcouldthinkofwasthatsomethingmusthavehappenedtothem,andIjustdashedover——anditwasonlyyourPIANO!\"Shebrokeintolaughteragain。\"Isupposeyou\'rejustsendingitsomewheretoberepaired,aren\'tyou?\" \"It\'s——it\'sbeingtakendown—town,\"saidMrs。Vertrees。\"Won\'tyoucomeinandmakemealittlevisit。IwasSOsorry,theotherday,thatIwas——ah——\" Shestoppedinconsequently,thenrepeatedherinvitation。\"Won\'tyoucomein?I\'dreally——\" \"Thankyou,butImustberunningback。Myhusbandusuallygetshomeaboutthistime,andImakealittlepointofitalwaystobethere。\" \"That\'sverysweet。\"Mrs。VertreesdescendedthestepsandwalkedtowardthestreetwithSibyl。\"It\'squitebalmyforsolateinNovember,isn\'tit? AlmostlikeaMayevening。\" \"I\'mafraidMissVertreeswillmissherpiano,\"saidSibyl,watchingtheinstrumentdisappearintothebigvanatthecurb。\"Sheplayswonderfully,Mrs。Kittersbytellsme。\" \"Yes,sheplaysverywell。Oneofyourrelativescametohearheryesterday,afterdinner,andIthinksheplayedalleveningforhim。\" \"YoumeanBibbs?\"askedSibyl。 \"The——theyoungestMr。Sheridan。Yes。He\'sverymusical,isn\'the?\" \"Ineverheardofit。ButIshouldn\'tthinkitwouldmattermuchwhetherhewasornot,ifhecouldgetMissVertreestoplaytohim。Doesyourdaughterexpectthepianobacksoon?\" \"I——Ibelievenotimmediately。Mr。Sheridancamelasteveningtohearherplaybecauseshehadarrangedwiththe——thatis,itwastoberemovedthisafternoon。Heseemsalmostwellagain。\" \"Yes。\"Sibylnodded。\"Hisfather\'sgoingtotrytostarthimtowork。\" \"Heseemsverydelicate,\"saidMrs。Vertrees。\"Ishouldn\'tthinkhewouldbeabletostandagreatdeal,eitherphysicallyor——\"Shepausedandthenadded,glowingwiththesenseofherownadroitness——\"ormentally。\" \"Oh,mentallyBibbsisallright,\"saidSibyl,inanoddvoice。 \"Entirely?\"Mrs。Vertreesasked,breathlessly。 \"Yes,entirely。\" \"ButhasheALWAYSbeen?\"Thisquestioncamewiththesameanxiouseagerness。 \"Certainly。Hehadalongsiegeofnervousdyspepsia,buthe\'soverit。\" \"Andyouthink——\" \"Bibbsisallright。Youneedn\'twor——\"Sibylchoked,andpressedherhandkerchieftohermouth。\"Goodnight,Mrs。Vertrees,\"shesaid,hurriedly,asthehead—lightsofanautomobileswungroundthecornerabove,sendingabrighteningglaretowardtheedgeofthepavementwherethetwoladieswerestanding。 \"Won\'tyoucomein?\"urgedMrs。Vertrees,cordially,hearingthesoundofacheerfulvoiceoutofthedarknessbeyondtheapproachingglare。\"Do! There\'sMarynow,andshe——\" ButSibylwashalf—wayacrossthestreet。\"No,thanks,\"shecalled。\"I hopeshewon\'tmissherpiano!\"Andsheranintoherownhouseandplungedheadlonguponaleatherdivaninthehall,holdingherhandkerchiefoverhermouth。 Thenoiseofhertumultuousentrancewasevidentlystartlinginthequiethouse,foruponthebangofthedoortherefollowedthecrashofadecanter,droppeduponthefloorofthedining—roomattheendofthehall;and,afterarumbleofindistinctprofanity,Roscoecameforth,holdingadrippingnapkininhishand。 \"What\'syourexcitement?\"hedemanded。\"Whatdoyoufindtogointohystericsover?Anotherdeathinthefamily?\" \"Oh,it\'sfunny!shegasped。\"Thoseoldfrost—bittenpeople!IguessTHEY\'REgettingtheircome—upance!\"Lyingprone,sheelevatedherfeetintheair,clappedherheelstogetherrepeatedly,inanecstasy。 \"Comethrough,comethrough!\"saidherhusband,crossly。\"Whatyoubeenupto?\" \"Me?\"shecried,droppingherfeetandswingingaroundtofacehim。 \"Nothing。It\'sthem!ThoseVertreeses!\"Shewipedhereyes。\"They\'vehadtoselltheirpiano!\" \"Well,whatofit?\" \"ThatMrs。Kittersbytoldmeallabout\'emaweekago,\"saidSibyl。\"They\'vebeenhardupforalongtime,andshesaysaslongagoaslastwintersheknewthatgirlgotapairofwalking—shoesre—soledandpatched,becauseshegotitdonethesameplaceMrs。Kittersby\'scookhadHERS!Andthenightofthehouse—warmingIkindofgotsuspicious,myself。Shedidn\'thaveonesinglepieceofanykindofrealjewelry,andyoucouldseeherdresswasanoldonedoneover。Mencan\'ttellthosethings,andyouallmadeabigfussoverher,butIthoughtshelookedasight,myself!Ofcourse,EDITHwascrazytohaveher,and——\" \"Well,well?\"heurged,impatiently。 \"Well,I\'mTELLINGyou!Mrs。Kittersbysaystheyhaven\'tgotaTHING!JustabsolutelyNOTHING——andtheydon\'tknowanywheretoturn!Thefamily\'salldiedoutbutthem,andalltherelativestheygotareverydistant,andliveEastandscarcelyknow\'em。Shesaysthewholetown\'sbeenwonderingwhatWOULDbecomeof\'em。Thegirlhadplentychancestomarryuptoayearorsoago,butshewassoindifferentshescaredthemenoff,andtheonesthathadwantedtowentandmarriedothergirls。Gracious!theywerelucky!MarryHER?ThemanthatfoundhimselftieduptoTHATgirl——\" \"Terriblefunny,terriblefunny!\"saidRoscoe,withsarcasm。\"It\'ssofunnyIbrokeacut—glassdecanterandspilledaquartof——\" \"Wait!\"shebegged。\"You\'llsee。Iwassittingbythewindowalittlewhileago,andIsawabigwagondriveupacrossthestreetandsomemengointothehouse。Itwastoodarktomakeoutmuch,andforaminuteIgottheideatheyweremovingout——thehousehasbeenforeclosedon,Mrs。Kittersbysays。 Itseemedfunny,too,becauseIknewthatgirlwasoutridingwithBibbs。 Well,IthoughtI\'dsee,soIslippedover——anditwastheirPIANO!They\'dsolditandweretryingtosneakitoutafterdark,sonobody\'dcatchon!\" Againshegavewaytoherenjoyment,butresumed,asherhusbandseemedabouttointerruptthenarrative。\"Waitaminute,can\'tyou?Theoldladywassuperintending,andshegaveitallaway。Isizedherupforoneofthoseoldchurchypeoplethattellallkindsofliesexceptwhenitcomestosomanywords,andthentheycan\'t。Shemightjustaswelltoldmeoutright! Yes,they\'dsoldit;andIhopethey\'llpaysomeoftheirdebts。Theyoweeverybody,andlastweekacoal—dealermadeanawfulfussatthedoorwithMr。Vertrees。Theircooktoldourupstairsgirl,andshesaidshedidn\'tknowWHENshe\'dseenanymoney,herself!DidyoueverhearofsuchacaseasthatgirlinyouLIFE?\" \"Whatgirl?Theircook?\" \"ThatVertreesgirl!Don\'tyouseetheylookedonourcomingupintothisneighborhoodastheirlastchance?Theywerejustgoingdownandout,andherebobsupthegreen,richSheridanfamily!Sotheydollthegirlupinheroldthings,madeover,andsendherouttogetaSheridan——she\'sGOTtogetone!Andshejustgoesinblind;andshetriesitonfirstwithYOU。 Youremember,shejustplainTOLDyoushewasgoingtomashyou,andthenshefoundoutyouwerethemarriedone,andturnedrightsquarearoundtoJimandcarriedhimoffhisfeet。Oh,Jimwaslanded——there\'snodoubtaboutTHAT! ButJimwaslucky;hedidn\'tlivetoSTAYlanded,andit\'sagoodthingforhim!\"Sibyl\'smirthhadvanished,andshespokewithvirulentrapidity。 \"Well,shecouldn\'tgetyou,becauseyouweremarried,andshecouldn\'tgetJim,becauseJimdied。Andtheretheywere,deadbroke!Doyouknowwhatshedid?Doyouknowwhatshe\'sDOING?\" \"No,Idon\'t,\"saidRoscoe,gruffly。 Sibyl\'svoiceroseandculminatedinascreamofrenewedhilarity。\"BIBBS! Shewaitedinthegrave—yard,anddrovehomewithhimfromJIM\'SFUNERAL! Neverspoketohimbefore!Jimwasn\'tCOLD!\" Sherockedherselfbackandforthuponthedivan。\"Bibbs!\"sheshrieked。 \"Bibbs!Roscoe,THINKofit!BIBBS!\" Hestaredunsympathetically,buthermirthwasunabatedforallthat。\"Andyesterday,\"shecontinued,betweenparoxysms——\"yesterdayshecameoutofthehouse——justashewaspassing。Shemusthavebeenlookingout——waitingforthechance;Isawtheoldladywatchingatthewindow!Andshegothimtherelastnight——to\'PLAY\'tohim;theoldladygavethataway!Andto—dayshemadehimtakeheroutinamachine!Andthecreamofitisthattheydidn\'tevenknowwhetherhewasINSANEornot——theythoughtmaybehewas,butshewentafterhimjustthesame!Theoldladysetherselftopumpmeaboutitto—day。BIBBS!Oh,myLord!BIBBS!\" ButRoscoelookedgrim。\"Soit\'sfunnytoyou,isit?Itsoundskindofpitifultome。Ishouldthinkitwouldtoawoman,too。\" \"Oh,itmight,\"shereturned,sobering。\"Itmight,ifthosepeopleweren\'tsuchfrozen—facedsmartAlecks。Ifthey\'dhadthedecencytocomedownofftheperchalittleIprobablywouldn\'tthinkitwasfunny,buttosee\'emsitupontheirpedestalallthetimethey\'reeatingdirt——well,Ithinkit\'sfunny!ThatgirlsitsupasifshewasQueenElizabeth,andexpectspeopletowallowonthegroundbeforeheruntiltheygetnearenoughforhertogive\'emagoodkickwithheroldpatchedshoes——oh,she\'ddoTHAT,allright!——andthenshepowdersupandgoesouttomash——BIBBSSHERIDAN!\" \"Lookhere,\"saidRoscoe,heavily;\"Idon\'tcareaboutthatonewayoranother。Ifyou\'rethrough,IgotsomethingIwanttotalktoyouabout。I wasgoingto,thatdayjustbeforeweheardaboutJim。\" AtthisSibylstiffenedquickly;hereyesbecameintenselybright。\"Whatisit?\" \"Well,\"hebegan,frowning,\"whatIwasgoingtosaythen——\"Hebrokeoff,and,becomingconsciousthathewasstillholdingthewetnapkininhishand,threwitpettishlyintoacorner。\"IneverexpectedI\'dhavetosayanythinglikethistoanybodyIMARRIED;butIwasgoingtoaskyouwhatwasthematterbetweenyouandLamhorn。\" Sibylutteredasharpmonosyllable。\"Well?\" \"Ifeltthetimehadcomeformetoknowaboutit,\"hewenton。\"Younevertoldmeanything——\" \"Youneverasked,\"sheinterposed,curtly。 \"Well,we\'dgotinawayofnottalkingmuch,\"saidRoscoe。\"Itlookstomenowasifwe\'dprettymuchlosttherunofeachotherthewayagoodmanypeopledo。Idon\'tsayitwasn\'tmyfault。Iwasupearlyanddowntoworkallday,andI\'dcomehometiredatnight,andwanttogotobedsoonasI\'dgotthepaperread——unlesstherewassomegoodmusicalshowintown。Well,youseemedallrightuntilherelately,thelastmonthorso,Ibegantoseesomethingwaswrong。Icouldn\'thelpseeingit。\" \"Wrong?\"shesaid。\"Whatlike?\" \"Youchanged;youdidn\'tlookthesame。Youwereallstrungupandexcitedandfidgety;yougottolookingpeakidandrundown。Nowthen,Lamhornhadbeengoingwithusagoodwhile,butInoticedthatnotlongagoyougottopickingonhimabouteverylittlethinghedid;yougottoquarrelingwithhimwhenIwasthereandwhenIwasn\'t。Icouldseeyou\'dbeenquarrelingwheneverIcameinandhewashere。\" \"Doyouobjecttothat?\"askedSibyl,breathingquickly。 \"Yes——whenitinjuresmywife\'shealth!\"hereturned,withaquickliftofhiseyestohers。\"Youbegantorundownjustaboutthetimeyoubeganfallingoutwithhim。\"Hesteppedclosetoher。\"Seehere,Sibyl,I\'mgoingtoknowwhatitmeans。\" \"Oh,youARE?\"shesnapped。 \"You\'retrembling,\"hesaid,gravely。 \"Yes。I\'mangryenoughtodomorethantremble,you\'llfind。Goon!\" \"ThatwasallIwasgoingtosaytheotherday,\"hesaid。\"Iwasgoingtoaskyou——\" \"Yes,thatwasallyouweregoingtosayTHEOTHERDAY。Yes。Whatelsehaveyoutosayto—night?\" \"To—night,\"hereplied,withgrimswiftness,\"Iwanttoknowwhyyoukeeptelephoninghimyouwanttoseehimsincehestoppedcominghere。\" Shemadealong,lowsoundofcomprehensionbeforeshesaid,\"AndwhatelsedidEdithwantyoutoaskme?\" \"IwanttoknowwhatyousayoverthetelephonetoLamhorn,\"hesaid,fiercely。 \"IsthatallEdithtoldyoutoaskme?Yousawherwhenyoustoppedinthereonyourwayhomethisevening,didn\'tyou?Didn\'tshetellyouthenwhatI saidoverthetelephonetoMr。Lamhorn?\" \"No,shedidn\'t!\"hevociferated,hisvoicegrowinglouder。\"Shesaid,\'YoutellyourwifetostoptelephoningRobertLamhorntocomeandseeher,becauseheisn\'tgoingtodoit!\'That\'swhatshesaid!AndIwanttoknowwhatitmeans。Iintend——\" Amaidappearedatthelowerendofthehall。\"Dinnerisready,\"shesaid,and,givingthetroubledpaironeglance,wentdemurelyintothedining—room。 Roscoedisregardedtheinterruption。 \"Iintendtoknowexactlywhathasbeengoingon,\"hedeclared。\"Imeantoknowjustwhat——\" Sibyljumpedup,almosttouchinghim,standingfacetofacewithhim。 \"Oh,youDO!\"shecried,shrilly。\"Youmeantoknowjustwhat\'swhat,doyou?Youlistentoyoursisterinsinuatinguglythingsaboutyourwife,andthenyoucomehomemakingascenebeforetheservantsandhumiliatingmeintheirpresence!DoyousupposethatIrishgirldidn\'theareverywordyousaid?Yougointhereandeatyourdinneralone!Goon!Goandeatyourdinneralone——becauseIwon\'teatwithyou!\" Andshebrokeawayfromthedetaininggrasphesoughttofastenuponher,anddashedupthestairway,panting。Heheardthedoorofherroomslamoverhead,andthesharpclickofthekeyinthelock。 Atseveno\'clockonthelastmorningofthatmonth,Sheridan,passingthroughtheupperhallonhiswaytodescendthestairsforbreakfast,foundacoupleofscribbledsheetsofnote—paperlyingonthefloor。AwindowhadbeenopeninBibbs\'sroomtheeveningbefore;hehadlefthisnote—bookonthesill——andthesheetswereloose。Thedoorwasopen,andwhenBibbscameinandclosedit,hedidnotnoticethatthetwosheetshadblownoutintothehall。Sheridanrecognizedthehandwritingandputthesheetsinhiscoatpocket,intendingtogivethemtoGeorgeorJacksonforreturntotheowner,butheforgotandcarriedthemdown—townwithhim。Atnoonhefoundhimselfaloneinhisoffice,and,havingalittleleisure,rememberedthebitsofmanuscript,tookthemout,andglancedatthem。Agrancewasenoughtorevealthattheywerenotepistolary。Sheridanwouldnothavereada\"privateletter\"thatcameintohispossessioninthatway,thoughina\"matterofbusiness\"hemighthavefeltithisdutytotakeadvantageofanopportunityaffordedinanymannerwhatsoever。HavingsatisfiedhimselfthatBibbs\'sscribblingswereonlyasampleofthekindofwritinghissonpreferredtothemachine—shop,hedecided,innocentlyenough,thathewouldbejustifiedinreadingthem。 Itappearsthataladywillnodpleasantlyuponsomewindygeneralizationofacompanion,andwillwearthemostagreeableexpressionofacceptingitasthelaw,andthen——daysafterward,whenthethingisamummytoitspromulgator——shewillinquireoutofaclearsky:\"WHYdidyousaythatthepeopledown—townhavenothinginlifethatachickenhasn\'t?Whatdidyoumean?\"Andshemaysayitinamannerthatmakesasensiblereplyverydifficult——youwillbesofullofwonderthatsherememberedsoseriously。 Yet,whatdoestheroosterlack?Hehasfoodandshelter;heiswarminwinter;hiswivesraisenotonefinefamilyforhim,butdozens。Hehasaclearskyoverhim;hebreathessweetair;hewalksinhisAprilorchardunderaroofofflowers。Hemustdie,violentlyperhaps,butquickly。IsMidas\'scancerabetterway?Therooster\'swivesandchildrenmustdie。ArethoseofMidasimmortal?HislifeisshorterthanthelifeofMidas,butMidas\'slifeisonlyasixthaslongasthatoftheGalapagostortoise。 Theworthymoney—workertakeshisvacationsothathemayrefreshhimselfanewforthehardworkofgettingnothingthattheroosterdoesn\'tget。Theoffice—buildinghasanelevator,theroosterfliesuptothebough。Midashasamachinetotakehimtohiswork;theroosterfindshiswormunderfoot。 The\"businessman\"feelsapressuresometimes,withoutknowingwhy,andsitslateatwineaftertheday\'slabor;nextmorninghecurseshisheadbecauseitinterfereswiththework——heswearsnevertorelievethatpressureagain。 Theroosterhasnopressureandnowine;thisdifferenceisinhisfavor。 Theroosterisadependent;hedependsuponthefarmerandtheweather。 Midasisadependent;hedependsuponthefarmerandtheweather。Theroosterthinksonlyofthemoment;Midasprovidesforto—morrow。Whatdoesheprovideforto—morrow?Nothingthattheroosterwillnothavewithoutproviding。 Theroosterandtheprosperousworker:theyareborn,theygrub,theylove; theygrubandlovegrubbing;theygrubandtheydie。Neitherknowsbeauty; neitherknowsknowledge。Andafterall,whenMidasdiesandtheroosterdies,thereisonethingMidashashadandroosterhasnot。Midashashadtheexcitementofaccumulatingwhathehasgrubbed,andthathasbeenhislifeandhisloveandhisgod。Hecannottakethatgodwithhimwhenhedies。Iwonderiftheworthygodsarethosewecantakewithus。 MidasmustteachalltobeasMidas;theyoungmustberaisedinhisreligion—— Themanuscriptendedthere,andSheridanwasnotanxiousformore。Hecrumpledthesheetsintoaball,depositingit(withvigor)inawaste—basketbesidehim;then,rising,heconsultedaCyclopediaofNames,whichabook—agenthadsomehowsoldtohimyearsbefore;avolumenowfirstputtouseforthelocationof\"Midas。\"Havingreadthelegend,Sheridanwalkedupanddownthespaciousoffice,exhalingthebreathofcontempt。\"Dam\'fool!\" hemumbled。Butthiswasnonewthought,norwasthecontrarinessofBibbs\'snotesasurpisetohim;andpresentlyhedismissedthematterfromhismind。