notasacasualonlookerinintervalsbetweenholdinghorsesinfrontofatheater，butasapracticinglawyeragreatandsuccessfulone，arenownedone，aLauncelotofthebar，themostformidablelanceinthehighbrotherhoodofthelegalTableRound;helivedinthelaw’satmospherethenceforth，allhisyears，andbysheerabilityforcedhiswayupitsdifficultsteepstoitssupremestsummit，theLordChancellorship，leavingbehindhimnofellowcraftsmanqualifiedtochallengehisdivinerighttothatmajesticplace。
WhenwereadthepraisesbestowedbyLordPenzanceandtheotherillustriousexpertsuponthelegalconditionandlegalaptnesses，brilliances，profundities，andfelicitiessoprodigallydisplayedinthePlays，andtrytofitthemtothehistorylessStratfordstagemanager，theysoundwild，strange，incredible，ludicrous;butwhenweputtheminthemouthofBacontheydonotsoundstrange，theyseemintheirnaturalandrightfulplace，theyseemathomethere。Pleaseturnbackandreadthemagain。AttributedtoShakespeareofStratfordtheyaremeaningless，theyareinebriateextravaganciesintemperateadmirationsofthedarksideofthemoon，sotospeak;attributedtoBacon，theyareadmirationsofthegoldengloriesofthemoon’sfrontside，themoonatthefullandnotintemperate，notoverwrought，butsaneandright，andjustified。\"Ateverturnandpointatwhichtheauthorrequiredametaphor，simile，orillustration，hismindeverturnedFIRSTtothelaw;heseemsalmosttohaveTHOUGHTinlegalphrases;thecommonestlegalphrases，thecommonestoflegalexpressions，wereeverattheendofhispen。\"ThatcouldhappentonoonebutapersonwhoseTRADEwasthelaw;itcouldnothappentoadabblerinit。
Veteranmarinersfilltheirconversationwithsailorphrasesanddrawalltheirsimilesfromtheshipandtheseaandthestorm，butnomerePASSENGEReverdoesit，beheofStratfordorelsewhere;orcoulddoitwithanythingresemblingaccuracy，ifhewerehardyenoughtotry。PleasereadagainwhatLordCampbellandtheothergreatauthoritieshavesaidaboutBaconwhentheythoughttheyweresayingitaboutShakespeareofStratford。
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TheRestoftheEquipmentTheauthorofthePlayswasequipped，beyondeveryothermanofhistime，withwisdom，erudition，imagination，capaciousnessofmind，grace，andmajestyofexpression。Everyoneonehadsaidit，noonedoubtsit。Also，hehadhumor，humorinrichabundance，andalwayswantingtobreakout。WehavenoevidenceofanykindthatShakespeareofStratfordpossessedanyofthesegiftsoranyoftheseacquirements。Theonlylinesheeverwrote，sofarasweknow，aresubstantiallybarrenofthem
barrenofallofthem。
GoodfriendforIesussakeforbeareTodiggthedustencloasedheare:
BlestbeyemanytsparesthesstonesAndcurstbeheytmovesmybones。
BenJonsonsaysofBacon，asorator:
Hislanguage，WHEREHECOULDSPAREANDPASSBYAJEST，wasnoblycensorious。Nomaneverspokemoreneatly，morepressly，moreweightily，orsufferedlessemptiness，lessidleness，inwhatheuttered。Nomemberofhisspeechbutconsistedofhis（its）owngraces……Thefearofeverymanthatheardhimwaslestheshouldmakeanend。
FromMacaulay:
HecontinuedtodistinguishhimselfinParliament，particularlybyhisexertionsinfavorofoneexcellentmeasureonwhichtheKing’sheartwassettheunionofEnglandandScotland。Itwasnotdifficultforsuchanintellecttodiscovermanyirresistibleargumentsinfavorofsuchascheme。HeconductedthegreatcaseofthePOSTNATIintheExchequerChamber;andthedecisionofthejudgesadecisionthelegalityofwhichmaybequestioned，butthebeneficialeffectofwhichmustbeacknowledgedwasinagreatmeasureattributedtohisdexterousmanagement。
Again:
WhileactivelyengagedintheHouseofCommonsandinthecourtsoflaw，hestillfoundleisureforlettersandphilosophy。
ThenobletreatiseontheADVANCEMENTOFLEARNING，whichatalaterperiodwasexpandedintotheDEAUGMENTIS，appearedin1605。
TheWISDOMOFTHEANCIENTS，aworkwhich，ifithadproceededfromanyotherwriter，wouldhavebeenconsideredasamasterpieceofwitandlearning，wasprintedin1609。
InthemeantimetheNOVUMORGANUMwasslowlyproceeding。
Severaldistinguishedmenoflearninghadbeenpermittedtoseeportionsofthatextraordinarybook，andtheyspokewiththegreatestadmirationofhisgenius。
EvenSirThomasBodley，afterperusingtheCOGITATAETVISA，oneofthemostpreciousofthosescatteredleavesoutofwhichthegreatoracularvolumewasafterwardmadeup，acknowledgedthat\"inallproposalsandplotsinthatbook，Baconshowedhimselfamasterworkman\";andthat\"itcouldnotbegainsaidbutallthetreatiseoverdidaboundwithchoiceconceitsofthepresentstateoflearning，andwithworthycontemplationsofthemeanstoprocureit。\"
In1612aneweditionoftheESSAYSappeared，withadditionssurpassingtheoriginalcollectionbothinbulkandquality。
NordidthesepursuitsdistractBacon’sattentionfromaworkthemostarduous，themostglorious，andthemostusefulthatevenhismightypowerscouldhaveachieved，\"thereducingandrecompiling，\"tousehisownphrase，\"ofthelawsofEngland。\"
ToservetheexactingandlaboriousofficesofAttorneyGeneralandSolicitorGeneralwouldhavesatisfiedtheappetiteofanyothermanforhardwork，butBaconhadtoaddthevastliteraryindustriesjustdescribed，tosatisfyhis。Hewasabornworker。
Theservicewhichherenderedtolettersduringthelastfiveyearsofhislife，amidtenthousanddistractionsandvexations，increasetheregretwithwhichwethinkonthemanyyearswhichhehadwasted，tousethewordsofSirThomasBodley，\"onsuchstudyaswasnotworthysuchastudent。\"
HecommencedadigestofthelawsofEngland，aHistoryofEnglandunderthePrincesoftheHouseofTudor，abodyofNationalHistory，aPhilosophicalRomance。HemadeextensiveandvaluableadditionstohisEssays。HepublishedtheinestimableTREATISEDEAUGMENTISSCIENTIARUM。
DidtheselaborsofHerculesfilluphistimetohiscontentment，andquiethisappetiteforwork？Notentirely:
Thetrifleswithwhichheamusedhimselfinhoursofpainandlanguorborethemarkofhismind。THEBESTJESTBOOKINTHEWORLDisthatwhichhedictatedfrommemory，withoutreferringtoanybook，onadayonwhichillnesshadrenderedhimincapableofseriousstudy。
Herearesomescatteredremarks（fromMacaulay）whichthrowlightuponBacon，andseemtoindicateandmaybedemonstrate
thathewascompetenttowritethePlaysandPoems:
Withgreatminutenessofobservationhehadanamplitudeofcomprehensionsuchashasneveryetbeenvouchsafedtoanyotherhumanbeing。
TheESSAYScontainabundantproofsthatnonicefeatureofcharacter，nopeculiarityintheorderingofahouse，agarden，oracourtmasque，couldescapethenoticeofonewhosemindwascapableoftakinginthewholeworldofknowledge。
HisunderstandingresembledthetentwhichthefairyParibanougavetoPrinceAhmed:foldit，anditseemedatoyforthehandofalady;spreadit，andthearmiesofthepowerfulSultansmightreposebeneathitsshade。
TheknowledgeinwhichBaconexcelledallmenwasaknowledgeofthemutualrelationsofalldepartmentsofknowledge。
Inaletterwrittenwhenhewasonlythirtyone，tohisuncle，LordBurleigh，hesaid，\"Ihavetakenallknowledgetobemyprovince。\"
ThoughBacondidnotarmhisphilosophywiththeweaponsoflogic，headornedherprofuselywithalltherichestdecorationsofrhetoric。
ThepracticalfacultywaspowerfulinBacon;butnot，likehiswit，sopowerfulasoccasionallytousurptheplaceofhisreasonandtotyrannizeoverthewholeman。
TherearetoomanyplacesinthePlayswherethishappens。
PoorolddyingJohnofGauntvolleyingsecondratepunsathisownname，isapatheticinstanceofit。\"Wemayassume\"thatitisBacon’sfault，buttheStratfordShakespearehastobeartheblame。
Noimaginationwaseveratoncesostrongandsothoroughlysubjugated。Itstoppedatthefirstcheckfromgoodsense。
Intruth，muchofBacon’slifewaspassedinavisionaryworld
amidthingsasstrangeasanythataredescribedintheARABIANTALES……amidbuildingsmoresumptuousthanthepalaceofAladdin，fountainsmorewonderfulthanthegoldenwaterofParizade，conveyancesmorerapidthanthehippogryphofRuggiero，armsmoreformidablethanthelanceofAstolfo，remediesmoreeffaciousthanthebalsamofFierabras。Yetinhismagnificentdaydreamstherewasnothingwildnothingbutwhatsoberreasonsanctioned。
Bacon’sgreatestperformanceisthefirstbookoftheNOVUM
ORGANUM……Everypartofitblazeswithwit，butwithwitwhichisemployedonlytoillustrateanddecoratetruth。Nobookevermadesogreatarevolutioninthemodeofthinking，overthrewsomayprejudices，introducedsomanynewopinions。
Butwhatwemostadmireisthevastcapacityofthatintellectwhich，withouteffort，takesinatonceallthedomainsofscienceallthepast，thepresentandthefuture，alltheerrorsoftwothousandyears，alltheencouragingsignsofthepassingtimes，allthebrighthopesofthecomingage。
Hehadawonderfultalentforpackingthoughtcloseandrenderingitportable。
Hiseloquencewouldalonehaveentitledhimtoahighrankinliterature。
ItisevidentthathehadeachandeveryoneofthementalgiftsandeachandeveryoneoftheacquirementsthataresoprodigallydisplayedinthePlaysandPoems，andinmuchhigherandricherdegreethananyothermanofhistimeorofanyprevioustime。
Hewasageniuswithoutamate，aprodigynotmatable。Therewasonlyoneofhim;theplanetcouldnotproducetwoofhimatonebirth，norinoneage。HecouldhavewrittenanythingthatisinthePlaysandPoems。Hecouldhavewrittenthis:
Thecloudcap’dtowers，thegorgeouspalaces，Thesolemntemples，thegreatglobeitself，Yea，allwhichitinherit，shalldissolve，And，likeaninsubstantialpageantfaded，Leavenotarackbehind。WearesuchstuffAsdreamsaremadeof，andourlittlelifeIsroundedwithasleep。
Also，hecouldhavewrittenthis，butherefrained:
GoodfriendforIesussakeforbeareTodiggthedustencloasedheare:
BlestbeyemanytsparesthesstonesAndcurstbeheytmovesmybones。
Whenapersonreadsthenobleversesaboutthecloudcap’dtowers，heoughtnottofollowitimmediatelywithGoodfriendforIesussakeforbeare，becausehewillfindthetransitionfromgreatpoetrytopoorprosetooviolentforcomfort。Itwillgivehimashock。Younevernoticehowcommonplaceandunpoeticgravelisuntilyoubiteintoalayerofitinapie。
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AmItryingtoconvinceanybodythatShakespearedidnotwriteShakespeare’sWorks？Ah，now，whatdoyoutakemefor？
WouldIbesosoftasthat，afterhavingknownthehumanracefamiliarlyfornearlyseventyfouryears？Itwouldgrievemetoknowthatanyonecouldthinksoinjuriouslyofme，souncomplimentarily，sounadmiringlyofme。No，no，Iamawarethatwheneventhebrightestmindinourworldhasbeentrainedupfromchildhoodinasuperstitionofanykind，itwillneverbepossibleforthatmind，initsmaturity，toexaminesincerely，dispassionately，andconscientiouslyanyevidenceoranycircumstancewhichshallseemtocastadoubtuponthevalidityofthatsuperstition。IdoubtifIcoulddoitmyself。Wealwaysgetatsecondhandournotionsaboutsystemsofgovernment;andhightariffandlowtariff;andprohibitionandantiprohibition;andtheholinessofpeaceandthegloriesofwar;andcodesofhonorandcodesofmorals;andapprovaloftheduelanddisapprovalofit;andourbeliefsconcerningthenatureofcats;andourideasastowhetherthemurderofhelplesswildanimalsisbaseorisheroic;andourpreferencesinthematterofreligiousandpoliticalparties;andouracceptanceorrejectionoftheShakespearesandtheAuthorOrtonsandtheMrs。
Eddys。Wegetthemallatsecondhand，wereasonnoneofthemoutforourselves。Itisthewaywearemade。Itisthewayweareallmade，andwecan’thelpit，wecan’tchangeit。Andwheneverwehavebeenfurnishedafetish，andhavebeentaughttobelieveinit，andloveitandworshipit，andrefrainfromexaminingit，thereisnoevidence，howsoeverclearandstrong，thatcanpersuadeustowithdrawfromitourloyaltyandourdevotion。Inmorals，conduct，andbeliefswetakethecolorofourenvironmentandassociations，anditisacolorthatcansafelybewarrantedtowash。Wheneverwehavebeenfurnishedwithatarbabyostensiblystuffedwithjewels，andwarnedthatitwillbedishonorableandirreverenttodisembowelitandtestthejewels，wekeepoursacrilegioushandsoffit。Wesubmit，notreluctantly，butrathergladly，forweareprivatelyafraidweshouldfind，uponexaminationthatthejewelsareofthesortthataremanufacturedatNorthAdams，Mass。
Ihaven’tanyideathatShakespearewillhavetovacatehispedestalthissideoftheyear2209。Disbeliefinhimcannotcomeswiftly，disbeliefinahealthyanddeeplylovedtarbabyhasneverbeenknowntodisintegrateswiftly;itisaveryslowprocess。Ittookseveralthousandyearstoconvinceourfineraceincludingeverysplendidintellectinitthatthereisnosuchthingasawitch;ithastakenseveralthousandyearstoconvincethesamefineraceincludingeverysplendidintellectinitthatthereisnosuchpersonasSatan;ithastakenseveralcenturiestoremoveperditionfromtheProtestantChurch’sprogramofpostmortementertainments;ithastakenawearylongtimetopersuadeAmericanPresbyterianstogiveupinfantdamnationandtrytobearitthebesttheycan;anditlooksasiftheirScotchbrethrenwillstillbeburningbabiesintheeverlastingfireswhenShakespearecomesdownfromhisperch。
WeareTheReasoningRace。Wecan’tproveitbytheaboveexamples，andwecan’tproveitbythemiraculous\"histories\"
builtbythoseStratfordolatersoutofahatfulofragsandabarrelofsawdust，butthereisaplentyofotherthingswecanproveitby，ifIcouldthinkofthem。WeareTheReasoningRace，andwhenwefindavaguefileofchipmunktracksstringingthroughthedustofStratfordvillage，weknowbyourreasoningbowersthatHerculeshasbeenalongthere。Ifeelthatourfetishissafeforthreecenturiesyet。Thebust，toothereintheStratfordChurch。Thepreciousbust，thepricelessbust，thecalmbust，theserenebust，theemotionlessbust，withthedandymustache，andtheputtyface，unseamedofcarethatfacewhichhaslookedpassionlesslydownupontheawedpilgrimforahundredandfiftyyearsandwillstilllookdownupontheawedpilgrimthreehundredmore，withthedeep，deep，deep，subtle，subtle，subtleexpressionofabladder。
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IrreverenceOneofthemosttryingdefectswhichIfindinthesethesewhatshallIcallthem？forIwillnotapplyinjuriousepithetstothem，thewaytheydotous，suchviolationsofcourtesybeingrepugnanttomynatureandmydignity。ThefarthestIcangointhatdirectionistocallthembynamesoflimitedreverence
namesmerelydescriptive，neverunkind，neveroffensive，nevertaintedbyharshfeeling。IfTHEYwoulddolikethis，theywouldfeelbetterintheirhearts。Verywell，thentoproceed。OneofthemosttryingdefectswhichIfindintheseStratfordolaters，theseShakesperiods，thesethugs，thesebangalores，thesetroglodytes，theseherumfrodites，theseblatherskites，thesebuccaneers，thesebandoleers，istheirspiritofirreverence。Itisdetectableineveryutteranceoftheirswhentheyaretalkingaboutus。Iamthankfulthatinmethereisnothingofthatspirit。Whenathingissacredtomeitisimpossibleformetobeirreverenttowardit。IcannotcalltomindasingleinstancewhereIhaveeverbeenirreverent，excepttowardsthethingswhichweresacredtootherpeople。AmIintheright？Ithinkso。ButIasknoonetotakemyunsupportedword;no，lookatthedictionary;letthedictionarydecide。Hereisthedefinition:
IRREVERENCE。ThequalityorconditionofirreverencetowardGodandsacredthings。
WhatdoestheHindusay？Hesaysitiscorrect。HesaysirreverenceislackofrespectforVishnu，andBrahma，andChrishna，andhisothergods，andforhissacredcattle，andforhistemplesandthethingswithinthem。Heendorsesthedefinition，yousee;andthereare300，000，000Hindusortheirequivalentsbackofhim。
ThedictionaryhadtheacuteideathatbyusingthecapitalGitcouldrestrictirreverencetolackofreverenceforOUR
Deityandoursacredthings，butthatingeniousandratherslyideamiscarried:forbythesimpleprocessofspellingHIS
deitieswithcapitalstheHinduconfiscatesthedefinitionandrestrictsittohisownsects，thusmakingitclearlycompulsoryuponustorevereHISgodsandHISsacredthings，andnobody’selse。Wecan’tsayaword，forhehadourowndictionaryathisback，anditsdecisionisfinal。
Thislaw，reducedtoitssimplestterms，isthis:
1。WhateverissacredtotheChristianmustbeheldinreverencebyeverybodyelse;2。whateverissacredtotheHindumustbeheldinreverencebyeverybodyelse;3。therefore，byconsequence，logically，andindisputably，whateverissacredtoMEmustbeheldinreverencebyeverybodyelse。
Nowthen，whataggravatesmeisthatthesetroglodytesandmuscovitesandbandoleersandbuccaneersareALSOtryingtocrowdinandsharethebenefitofthelaw，andcompeleverybodytoreveretheirShakespeareandholdhimsacred。Wecan’thavethat:there’senoughofusalready。Ifyougoonwideningandspreadingandinflatingtheprivilege，itwillpresentlycometobeconcededthateachman’ssacredthingsaretheONLYones，andtherestofthehumanracewillhavetobehumblyreverenttowardthemorsufferforit。Thatcansurelyhappen，andwhenithappens，thewordIrreverencewillberegardedasthemostmeaningless，andfoolish，andselfconceited，andinsolent，andimpudent，anddictatorialwordinthelanguage。Andpeoplewillsay，\"WhosebusinessisitwhatgodsIworshipandwhatthingsholdsacred？Whohastherighttodictatetomyconscience，andwheredidhegetthatright？\"
Wecannotaffordtoletthatcalamitycomeuponus。Wemustsavethewordfromthisdestruction。Thereisbutonewaytodoit，andthatistostopthespreadoftheprivilegeandstrictlyconfineittoitspresentlimitsthatis，toalltheChristiansects，toalltheHindusects，andme。Wedonotneedanymore，thestockiswateredenough，justasitis。
Itwouldbebetteriftheprivilegewerelimitedtomealone。IthinksobecauseIamtheonlysectthatknowshowtoemployitgently，kindly，charitably，dispassionately。Theothersectslackthequalityofselfrestraint。TheCatholicChurchsaysthemostirreverentthingsaboutmatterswhicharesacredtotheProtestants，andtheProtestantChurchretortsinkindabouttheconfessionalandothermatterswhichCatholicsholdsacred;
thenbothoftheseirreverencersturnuponThomasPaineandchargeHIMwithirreverence。Thisisallunfortunate，becauseitmakesitdifficultforstudentsequippedwithonlyalowgradeofmentalitytofindoutwhatIrreverencereallyIS。
Itwillsurelybemuchbetterallaroundiftheprivilegeofregulatingtheirreverentandkeepingtheminordershalleventuallybewithdrawnfromallthesectsbutme。Thentherewillbenomorequarreling，nomorebandyingofdisrespectfulepithets，nomoreheartburnings。
TherewillthenbenothingsacredinvolvedinthisBacon
Shakespearecontroversyexceptwhatissacredtome。Thatwillsimplifythewholematter，andtroublewillcease。Therewillbeirreverencenolonger，becauseIwillnotallowit。ThefirsttimethosecriminalschargemewithirreverenceforcallingtheirStratfordmythanArthurOrtonMaryBakerThompsonEddyLouis
theSeventeenthVeiledProphetofKhorassanwillbethelast。
TaughtbythemethodsfoundeffectiveinextinguishingearlieroffendersbytheInquisition，ofholymemory，Ishallknowhowtoquietthem。
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Isn’titodd，whenyouthinkofit，thatyoumaylistallthecelebratedEnglishmen，Irishmen，andScotchmenofmoderntimes，clearbacktothefirstTudorsalistcontainingfivehundrednames，shallwesay？andyoucangotothehistories，biographies，andcyclopediasandlearntheparticularsofthelivesofeveryoneofthem。Everyoneofthemexceptonethemostfamous，themostrenownedbyfarthemostillustriousofthemallShakespeare！Youcangetthedetailsofthelivesofallthecelebratedecclesiasticsinthelist;allthecelebratedtragedians，comedians，singers，dancers，orators，judges，lawyers，poets，dramatists，historians，biographers，editors，inventors，reformers，statesmen，generals，admirals，discoverers，prizefighters，murderers，pirates，conspirators，horsejockeys，buncosteerers，misers，swindlers，explorers，adventurersbylandandsea，bankers，financiers，astronomers，naturalists，claimants，impostors，chemists，biologists，geologists，philologists，collegepresidentsandprofessors，architects，engineers，painters，sculptors，politicians，agitators，rebels，revolutionists，patriots，demagogues，clowns，cooks，freaks，philosophers，burglars，highwaymen，journalists，physicians，surgeonsyoucangetthelifehistoriesofallofthembutONE。
JustONEthemostextraordinaryandthemostcelebratedofthemall
Shakespeare！
YoumayaddtothelistthethousandcelebratedpersonsfurnishedbytherestofChristendominthepastfourcenturies，andyoucanfindoutthelifehistoriesofallthosepeople，too。
Youwillthenhavelistedfifteenhundredcelebrities，andyoucantracetheauthenticlifehistoriesofthewholeofthem。
SaveonefarandawaythemostcolossalprodigyoftheentireaccumulationShakespeare！AbouthimyoucanfindoutNOTHING。
Nothingofeventheslightestimportance。Nothingworththetroubleofstowingawayinyourmemory。Nothingthatevenremotelyindicatesthathewaseveranythingmorethanadistinctlycommonplacepersonamanager，anactorofinferiorgrade，asmalltraderinasmallvillagethatdidnotregardhimasapersonofanyconsequence，andhadforgottenallabouthimbeforehewasfairlycoldinhisgrave。WecangototherecordsandfindoutthelifehistoryofeveryrenownedRACEHORSEofmoderntimesbutnotShakespeare’s！Therearemanyreasonswhy，andtheyhavebeenfurnishedincartloads（ofguessandconjecture）bythosetroglodytes;butthereisonethatisworthalltherestofthereasonsputtogether，andisabundantlysufficientallbyitselfHEHADN’TANYHISTORYTORECORD。Thereisnowayofgettingaroundthatdeadlyfact。Andnosanewayhasyetbeendiscoveredofgettingarounditsformidablesignificance。
Itsquiteplainsignificancetoanybutthosethugs（Idonotusethetermunkindly）is，thatShakespearehadnoprominencewhilehelived，andnoneuntilhehadbeendeadtwoorthreegenerations。ThePlaysenjoyedhighfamefromthebeginning;andifhewrotethemitseemsapitytheworlddidnotfinditout。
Heoughttohaveexplainedthathewastheauthor，andnotmerelyaNOMDEPLUMEforanothermantohidebehind。Ifhehadbeenlessintemperatelysolicitousabouthisbones，andmoresolicitousabouthisWorks，itwouldhavebeenbetterforhisgoodname，andakindnesstous。Theboneswerenotimportant。
Theywillmoulderaway，theywillturntodust，buttheWorkswillendureuntilthelastsungoesdown。
MarkTwain。
P。S。MARCH25。AbouttwomonthsagoIwasilluminatingthisAutobiographywithsomenotionsofmineconcerningtheBaconShakespearecontroversy，andIthentookoccasiontoairtheopinionthattheStratfordShakespearewasapersonofnopublicconsequenceorcelebrityduringhislifetime，butwasutterlyobscureandunimportant。AndnotonlyingreatLondon，butalsointhelittlevillagewherehewasborn，wherehelivedaquarterofacentury，andwherehediedandwasburied。I
arguedthatifhehadbeenapersonofanynoteatall，agedvillagerswouldhavehadmuchtotellabouthimmanyandmanyayearafterhisdeath，insteadofbeingunabletofurnishinquirersasinglefactconnectedwithhim。Ibelieved，andI
stillbelieve，thatifhehadbeenfamous，hisnotorietywouldhavelastedaslongasminehaslastedinmynativevillageoutinMissouri。Itisagoodargument，aprodigiouslystrongone，andmostformidableoneforeventhemostgiftedandingeniousandplausibleStratfordolatortogetaroundorexplainaway。
TodayaHannibalCOURIERPOSTofrecentdatehasreachedme，withanarticleinitwhichreinforcesmycontentionthatareallycelebratedpersoncannotbeforgotteninhisvillageintheshortspaceofsixtyyears。Iwillmakeanextractfromit:
Hannibal，asacity，mayhavemanysinstoanswerfor，butingratitudeisnotoneofthem，orreverenceforthegreatmenshehasproduced，andastheyearsgobyhergreatestson，MarkTwain，orS。L。Clemensasafewoftheunletteredcallhim，growsintheestimationandregardoftheresidentsofthetownhemadefamousandthetownthatmadehimfamous。Hisnameisassociatedwitheveryoldbuildingthatistorndowntomakewayforthemodernstructuresdemandedbyarapidlygrowingcity，andwitheveryhillorcaveoverorthroughwhichhemightbyanypossibilityhaveroamed，whilethemanypointsofinterestwhichhewoveintohisstories，suchasHolidayHill，Jackson’sIsland，orMarkTwainCave，arenowmonumentstohisgenius。Hannibalisgladofanyopportunitytodohimhonorashehadhonoredher。
Soithashappenedthatthe\"oldtimers\"whowenttoschoolwithMarkorwerewithhimonsomeofhisusualescapadeshavebeenhonoredwithlargeaudienceswhenevertheywereinareminiscentmoodandcondescendedtotelloftheirintimacywiththeordinaryboywhocametobeaveryextraordinaryhumoristandwhoseeveryboyishactisnowseentohavebeenindicativeofwhatwastocome。LikeAuntBeckyandMrs。Clemens，theycannowseethatMarkwashardlyappreciatedwhenhelivedhereandthatthethingshedidasaboyandwaswhippedfordoingwerenotallbad，afterall。Sotheyhavebeeninnohesitancyaboutdrawingoutthebadthingshedidaswellasthegoodintheireffortstogeta\"MarkTwain\"story，allincidentsbeingviewedinthelightofhispresentfame，untilthevolumeof\"Twainiana\"isalreadyconsiderableandgrowinginproportionasthe\"oldtimers\"dropawayandthestoriesareretoldsecondandthirdhandbytheirdescendants。Withsomeseventythreeyearsandlivinginavillainsteadofahouse，heisafairtarget，andlethimincorporate，copyright，orpatenthimselfashewill，therearesomeofhis\"works\"thatwillgoswoopingupHannibalchimneysaslongasgraybeardsgatheraboutthefiresandbeginwith，\"I’veheardfathertell，\"orpossibly，\"OncewhenI。\"
TheMrs。ClemensreferredtoismymotherWASmymother。
AndhereisanotherextractfromaHannibalpaper，ofdatetwentydaysago:
MissBeccaBlankenshipdiedatthehomeofWilliamDickason，408RockStreet，at2。30o’clockyesterdayafternoon，aged72
years。Thedeceasedwasasisterof\"HuckleberryFinn，\"oneofthefamouscharactersinMarkTwain’sTOMSAWYER。ShehadbeenamemberoftheDickasonfamilythehousekeeperfornearlyforty
fiveyears，andwasahighlyrespectedlady。Forthepasteightyearsshehadbeenaninvalid，butwasaswellcaredforbyMr。Dickasonandhisfamilyasifshehadbeenanearrelative。
ShewasamemberoftheParkMethodistChurchandaChristianwoman。
Irememberherwell。Ihaveapictureofherinmymindwhichwasgraventhere，clearandsharpandvivid，sixtythreeyearsago。Shewasatthattimenineyearsold，andIwasabouteleven。Irememberwhereshestood，andhowshelooked;andI
canstillseeherbarefeet，herbarehead，herbrownface，andhershorttowlinenfrock。Shewascrying。WhatitwasaboutI
havelongagoforgotten。Butitwasthetearsthatpreservedthepictureforme，nodoubt。Shewasagoodchild，Icansaythatforher。Sheknewmenearlyseventyyearsago。Didsheforgetme，inthecourseoftime？Ithinknot。IfshehadlivedinStratfordinShakespeare’stime，wouldshehaveforgottenhim？
Yes。Forhewasneverfamousduringhislifetime，hewasutterlyobscureinStratford，andtherewouldn’tbeanyoccasiontorememberhimafterhehadbeendeadaweek。
\"InjunJoe，\"\"JimmyFinn，\"and\"GeneralGaines\"wereprominentandveryintemperatene’erdoweelsinHannibaltwogenerationsago。Plentyofgrayheadsthererememberthemtothisday，andcantellyouaboutthem。Isn’titcuriousthattwo\"towndrunkards\"andonehalfbreedloafershouldleavebehindthem，inaremoteMissourianvillage，afameahundredtimesgreaterandseveralhundredtimesmoreparticularizedinthematterofdefinitefactsthanShakespeareleftbehindhiminthevillagewherehehadlivedthehalfofhislifetime？
MarkTwain。
EndASCRAPOFCURIOUSHISTORY
MarionCity，ontheMississippiRiver，intheStateofMissouriavillage;time，1845。LaBourboulelesBains，Franceavillage;time，theendofJune，1894。Iwasintheonevillageinthatearlytime;Iamintheothernow。Thesetimesandplacesaresufficientlywideapart，yettodayIhavethestrangesenseofbeingthrustbackintothatMissourianvillageandofrelivingcertainstirringdaysthatIlivedtheresolongago。
LastSaturdaynightthelifeofthePresidentoftheFrenchRepublicwastakenbyanItalianassassin。Lastnightamobsurroundedourhotel，shouting，howling，singingthe\"Marseillaise，\"andpeltingourwindowswithsticksandstones;
