第4章

类别:其他 作者:Frank R。 Stockton字数:34023更新时间:18/12/19 16:39:17
Thereareadozenortwoeminentmenhere,nottobeseenintheplay-rooms,whoaretakingthewaters——LordClarendon,BaronRothschild,PrinceSouvarof,andafewmore——butthegeneralrunofguestsisbynomeansremarkableforbirth,wealth,orrespectability;andweareshockinglyoffforladies。Asaset-offagainstthisdeficiency,itwouldseemthatalltheaged,broken-downcourtesansofParis,Vienna,andBerlinhaveagreedtomakeWiesbadentheirautumnrendezvous。Arrayedinallthecoloursoftherainbow,painteduptotherootsoftheirdyedhair,shamelessly_decolletees_,prodigalof\"free\"talkandunseemlygesture,theseghastlycreatures,hideouscaricaturesofyouthandbeauty,flauntabouttheplay-roomsandgardens,levyingblack-mailuponthosewhoareimprudentenoughtoengagethemin\"chaff\"orbadinage,anddesperatelyendeavouringtohookthemselvesontothewealthierandyoungermembersofthemalecommunity。Theypoisontheairroundthemwithsicklyperfumes;theyassumetitles,andspeakofoneanotheras\"cettecherecomtesse;\"theirwalkissomethingbetweenapranceandawriggle;theyprowlabouttheterracewhilstthemusicisplaying,seekingwhomtheymaydevour,orratherwhomtheymayinveigleintopayingfortheirdevouring: and,_bonDieu!_howtheydogorgethemselveswithfoodanddrinkwhensomesillyladoragedroueallowshimselftobebulliedorwheedledintopayingtheirscot!Theirnameislegion;andtheyconstitutetheveryworstfeatureofaplacewhich,naturallyaParadise,isturnedintoaseventhhellbytheuncontrolledriotingofhumanpassions。Theyhavenofriends——no\"protectors;\"theyaredependentuponaccidentforamealorapieceofgoldtothrowawayatthetables;theyareplague-spotsuponthefaceofsociety;theyare,asarule,crasslyignorantandhorriblycynical;andyettherearemanymenherewhoareproudoftheiracquaintance,alwaysreadytoentertaintheminthemostexpensivemanner,andwhospeakofthemasiftheyweretheonlydesirablecompanionsintheworld! `Amongstournotabilitiesoftheeccentricsort,nottheleastsingularinherbehaviouristheCountessC——o,anagedpatricianofimmensefortune,whoisasconstanttoWiesbadenasoldMadamedeK——fistoHombourgontheHeights。Likethelast-namedlady,sheisdailywheeledtoherplaceintheBlackandRedtemple,andplaysawayforeightorninehourswithwonderfulspiritandperseverance。Shehaswithhera_suite_ofeightdomestics;andwhenshewins(whichisnotoften),onreturningtoherhotelatnight,shepresentseachmemberofherretinuewith——twopence!\"not,\"asshenaivelyavows,\"fromafeelingofgenerosity,buttopropitiateFortune。\"Whensheloses,noneofthem,savethemanwhowheelsherhome,getanythingbuthardwordsfromher;andhe,happyfellow,receivesadonationofsixkreutzers。Shedoesnotcursethecroupiersloudlyforherbadluck,likehercontemporary,theoncelovelyRussianAmbassadress;but,beingveryfaradvancedinyears,andofatenderdisposition,shedstearsoverhermisfortunes,restingherchinontheedgeofthetable。Anedifyingsightisthisvenerabledame,bearinganexaltedtitle,asshemopesandmouthsoverhervaryingluck,missingherstaketwiceoutofthreetimes,whenshefainwouldpushitwithherrakeintosomeparticularsectionofthetable!Sheisveryintimatewithoneortwoantediluviandiplomatistsandwarriors,whoareherestrivingtobolsterthemselvesupforanotheryearwiththewaters,andmaybeheardcrowingoutlamentationsoverherfatalpassionforplay,interspersedwithbitsofmoss-grownscandal,disinterredfromthesocialruinsofanagelongpast:Radetzky,Wratislaw(lebeausabreur),thetwoSchwarzenbergs(heofLeipsic,andtheformerPrimeMinister),PaulEszterhazy,Wrangel,andBlucherwerefriendsofheryouth;judgingfromherappearance,onewouldnotbesurprisedtohearthatshehadreceiveda\"poulet\"fromBaronTrenck,orplayedwhistwithMariaTheresa。Shehasoutlivedallhumanfriendshipsoraffections,andexistsonlyforthechinkofthegoldasitjinglesonthegamingtable。Icannothelpfancyingthatherlastwordswillbe\"Riennevaplus!\"Sheisagreatandconvincingmoral,ifonebutinterpretherrightly。’[83] [83]DailyTelegraph,Aug。15,1868。 ThedoomoftheGermangaminghousesseemstobesettled。Theywillallbeclosedin1872,asappearsbythefollowingannouncement:—— `ThePrussiangovernment,nothavingbeenabletoobtainfromthelesseesofthegamingtablesatWiesbaden,Ems,andHombourgtheirconsenttotheircancellingoftheircontracts,hasresolvedtoterminatetheirprivilegesbyalegislativemeasure。 IthaspresentedabilltotheChamberofDeputiesatBerlin,fixingtheyear1872asthelimittotheexistenceoftheseestablishments,andevenauthorizingthegovernmenttosuppressthematanearlierperiodbyaroyalordinance。Noindemnityistobeallowedtothepersonsholdingconcessions。’——_Feb_。23,1868。 ALondonnewspaperdefendsthismeasureinaverysuccessfulmanner。 `Prussiahasdeclaredherpurposetoeradicatefromtheterritoriessubjecttoherincreasedsway,andfromothersrecognizingherinfluence,thedisgraceofthe_RougeetNoir_ andtheRoulettetableaspublicinstitutions。HerreasoningistotheeffectthattheybringscandaluponGermany;thattheyassociatewiththenamesofitsfavouritewatering-placestheappellationof\"hells;\"thattheyattractswindlersandadventurersofeverydegree;andthattheyhaveformanyayearpastbeenhelduptotheopprobriumofEurope。ForwhyshouldthispracticebealawfulpracticeofGermanyandofnoothercountryinEurope?WhynotinFrance,inSpain,inItaly,intheNorthernStates,inGreatBritainitself?Letusnotgivetothislastpropositionmoreimportancethanitisworth。TheGermanwatering-placesareplacesofleisure,oftrifling,of_ennui_。Thatiswhy,originally,theywereselectedasencampmentsbythetribeswhichfattenuponhazards。Buttherewasanotherreason:theybroughtinwelcomerevenuestoneedyprinces。Evennow,inviewofthecontemplatedexpurgation,Monacoisnamed,withGeneva,assuccessortotheperishinggloriesofHombourg,Wiesbaden,andthegreatBadenitself。Thatistosay,thegamblers,or,rather,theprofessionalswholiveuponthegamblingpropensitiesofothers,havingreceivedfromPrussiaandherfriendsnoticetoquit,areinsearchofnewlodgings。 `Thequestionis,theybeingdetermined,andtheaccommodationbeingnotlesscertainlyreadyforthemthantheseaisforthetributeofariver,willthereformdesignedbeareallyprogressivestepinthecivilizationofEurope?Prussiasays—— decidedlyso;becauseitwilldemolishaninfamousprivilege。 Sheaffirmsthataninstitutionwhichmighthavebeenexcusableunderalandgrave,withafewthousandacresofterritory,isinconsistentwiththedignityand,toquotecontinentalphraseology,themissionofafirst-classstate。Hereagainthereasoningisincontrovertible。Ofoneotherthing,moreover,wemayfeelperfectlysure,thatPrussiahavingdeterminedtosuppressthesecentresandsourcesofcorruption,theywillgraduallydisappearfromEurope。Concedetothematemporarybreathing-timeatMonaco;thetimeleftforevenanominallyindependentexistencetoMonacoisshort:imaginethattheyfindafreshoutletatGeneva;Prussiawillhaverepresentedthepublicopinionoftheage,againstwhichnoteventheRepublicanismofSwitzerlandcanlongmakeasuccessfulstand。 Uponthewhole,historycanneverblamePrussiaforsuchauseeitherofherconquestsorherinfluence。Saywhatyouwill,gamblingisanindulgenceblushedoverinEngland;abroad,practisedasalittleluxuryindissipation,itmaybepardonedasvenial;habitually,however,itisaleprosy。Andasitisbyhabitualgamblersthatthesehauntsaremadetoflourish,thisaloneshouldreconciletheworldoftouriststoadeprivationwhichforthemmustbeslight;whiletotheclasstheyimitate,withoutequalling,itwillbetheprohibitionofanabominablehabit。’[84] [84]Extractsfroma`leader’intheStandardofSept。4,1869。 CHAPTERIX。 GAMBLINGINTHEUNITEDSTATES。 Itisnotsurprisingthatapeoplesointenselyspeculative,excitable,andeagerastheAmericans,shouldbedesperatelyaddictedtogambling。Indeed,thespiritofgamblinghasincessantlypervadedalltheiroperations,political,commercial,andsocial。[85]Itisbutoneofthemanifestationsofthatthoroughlicensearrogatedtoitselfbythenation,findingitstrueexpressionintheAmericanmaximrecordedbyMrHepworthDixon,socoarselyworded,butsosignificant,——`Everymanhasarighttodowhathe_DAMNED_pleases。’[86] [85]IntheAmericancorrespondenceoftheMorningAdvertiser,Feb。6,1868,thewritersays:——`Itwasonlyyesterday(Jan。24) thataneminentAmericanmerchantofthiscity(NewYork)said,inreferringtothestateofaffairs——\"wearesocially,politically,andcommerciallydemoralized。\"’ [86]`SpiritualWives。’——Aworktheextraordinarydisclosuresofwhichtendtoshowthatasimilarspirit,destined,perhaps,tobringaboutthegreatestsocialchanges,isgaininggroundelsewherethaninAmerica。 AlthoughlawssimilartothoseofEnglandareenactedinAmericaagainstgambling,itmaybesaidtoexisteverywhere,but,ofcourse,tothegreatestextentinthevicinityofthefashionablequartersofthelargecities。InNewYorkthereisscarcelyastreetwithoutitsgamblinghouse——`private,’ofcourse,butwellknowntothosewhoindulgeinthevice。TheordinarypublicgameisFaro。 Highandlow,richandpoor,areperfectlysuitedintheirrequirements;whilstatsomeplacesthestakesareunlimited,atotherstheymustnotexceedonedollar,andaplayermaywageraslowasfivecents,ortwopence-halfpenny。Thesearefortheaccommodationoftheverypoorestworkmen,dischargedsoldiers,broken-downgamblers,andstreet-boys。 `Ithink,’saysarecentwriter,[87]`ofallthestreet-boysintheworld,thoseofNewYorkarethemostprecocious。Ihaveseenashoe-black,aboutthreefeethigh,walkuptothetableor`Bank,’asitisgenerallycalled,andstakehismoney(fivecents)withtheairofayoungspendthrifttowhom\"moneyisnoobject。\"’ [87]`StJames’sMagazine,’Sept。,1867。 ThechiefgamblinghousesofNewYorkwereestablishedbymenwhoareAmericancelebrities,andamongthesethemostprominenthavebeenPatHernandJohnMorrissey。 PATHERN。 SomeyearsagothiscelebratedIrishmankeptupasplendidestablishmentinBroadway,nearHaustonStreet。Atthattimehishousewasthecentreofattractiontowardswhich`alltheworld’ gravitated,anddidthethingrightgrandly——combiningtheApiciuswiththeBeauNashorBrummell。Hewasprofuselylavishwithhiswinesandexuberantinhissuppers;anditwasgenerallysaidthatthegameinactionthere,_Faro_,wasplayedinallfairness。PatHernwasamanofjovialdispositionandgenialwit,andwouldhaveadornedabetterposition。Duringthetrout- fishingseasonheusedtovisitawell-knownplacecalledIslipinLongIsland,muchfrequentedbygentlemendevotedtoanglingandfondofgoodliving。 AtIsliptheequallyrenownedObySnedeckerkeptthetavernwhichwastheresortofPatHernandhiscompanions。Ithadattachedtoitastreamandlaketowhichthegentlemenwhohadtheprivilegeofthehousewereadmitted。MrsObadiahSnedecker,thebuxomwifeof`minehost,’wasfamousfortheexquisitewayinwhichshecookedvealcutlets。Thereweretwoniggersintheestablishment,namedSteveandDick,whoaccompaniedthegentlemenintheiranglingexcursions,amusingthemwiththeirstolidityandtheenormousquantityofgintheycouldimbibewithoutbeingmorethannormallyfuddled。 Afterfishing,thegentlemenusedtotaketogamblingattheusualFrenchgames;butherePatHernappearednotinthecharacterofgambler,butasaprivategentleman。Hewasalwayswellreceivedbythevisitors,andcausedthemmanyaheartylaughwithhisoverflowinghumour。Hediedaboutnineyearsago,Ithinktolerablywelloff。 JOHNMORRISSEY。 JohnMorrisseywasoriginallyaprize-fighter,——havingfoughtwithHeenanandalsowithYankeeSullivan,andlivedbyteachingtheyoungAmericansthenobleartofself-defence。Heafterwardssetupa`Bar,’orpublic-house,andoverthisheestablishedasmallFarobank,whichheenlargedandimprovedbydegreesuntilitbecamewellknown,andwasverymuchfrequentedbythegamblersofNewYork。Heisnow,Ibelieve,amemberofCongressforthatcity,andimmenselywealthy。NotcontentwithhissuccessfulgamblingoperationsinNewYork,hehasopenedasplendidestablishmentatthefashionablesummerresortofSaratoga,consistingofanimmensehotel,ballrooms,andgambling-rooms,andissaidtohaveaprofitoftwomillionsofdollars(aboutL400,000)duringtheseason。[88]Heismentionedasoneofthosewhopaythemostincometax。 [88]_Ubisupra_。 Morrissey’sgamblinghouseisinUnionSquare,andissaidtobemagnificentlyfurnishedanddistinguishedbythemostprincelyhospitality。Atallhoursofthedayornighttablesarelaidoutwitheverydescriptionofrefreshment,towhichallwhovisittheplacearewelcome。 ThisisaremarkablefeatureintheAmericansystem。Atall`Bars,’orpublic-houses,youfindprovided,freeofcharge,suppliesofcheese,biscuits,&c。,andsometimesevensomesavourysoup——whichareoftenresortedtobythoseunfortunateswhoare`cleanbroke’or`usedup,’withlittleelsetoassuagethepangsofhungerbuttheeverlastingquidoftobacco,furiously`chawed。’AnothergenerousfeatureoftheAmericansystemisthatthebar-mandoesnotmeasureouttoyou,afterourstingyfashion,whatdrinkyoumayrequire,buthandsyouthetumblerandbottletohelpyourself,unlessinthecaseofmadedrinks,suchas`mint-juleps,’&c。However,youmustdrinkyourliquoratagulp,aftertheYankeefashion;forifyoutakeasipandturnyourbacktothecounter,yourglasswilldisappear——asitisnotcustomarytohaveglassesstandingabout。Morrissey’swinesareverygood,andalwayssuppliedinabundance。 Almosteverygameofchanceisplayedatthisestablishment,andthestakesareveryhighandunlimited。ThevisitorsarethewealthyandwildyoungmenofNewYork,andoccasionallyaSouthern-lookingmanwho,perhaps,hassavedsomeofhisproperty,beingstillthesameprofessionalgambler;foritmaybeaffirmedthatalltheSouthernplanterswereaddictedtogambling。 `Thesameflocksofwell-dressedandfashionable-lookingmenofallagespassinandoutallthroughthedayandnight;tensofthousandsofdollarsarelostandwon;the\"click\"ofthemarkersneverceases;allspeakinalowtone;everythinghasaserious,quietappearance。Thedealersseemtoknoweveryone,andnodfamiliarlytoallwhoapproachtheirtables。JohnMorrisseyisoccasionallytobeseen,walkingthroughtherooms,apparentlyadisinterestedspectator。Heisashort,thick-setman,ofabout40years,darkcomplexion,andwearsalongbeard,dressesinaslovenlymanner,andwalkswithaswagger。Nowandthenheapproachesthetable;makesafewbets,andisthenlostinthecrowd。’[89] [89]_Ubisupra_。 OTHERGAMING-HOUSES。 Thesamewriterfurnishesotherveryinterestingfacts。 `Aftertheopera-houseandtheatresareclosed,Morrissey’sgamblinghousebecomesveryfull;infact,thebesttimetoseeittoadvantageisabouttwoorthreeo’clockinthemorning。 `AlittlebelowtheNewYorkHotel,andontheoppositesideofBroadway,thereisagamblinghouse,notquiteso\"respectable\"astheoneIhavebeendescribing;herethestakesarenotbelowadollar,andnotmorethantwenty-five; therearenorefreshmentsgratis,andtheroomsarenotsowellfurnished。ThementobeseengaminginthishousedifferbutverylittleinappearancefromthoseinUnionSquare,butthereseemstobelessdisciplineamongstthem,andmorenoiseandconfusion。Itisararethingtoseeanintoxicatedmaninagamblinghouse;thedoor-keepersareveryparticularastowhomtheyadmit,andanydisturbancewhichmightcallfortheinterferenceofthepolicewouldberuinoustotheirbusiness。 Thepoliceareundoubtedlyawareofeverythinggoingoninthesehouses,anddonotinterfereaslongaseverythinggoesonquietly。 `Nowandthenaclerkspendshisemployer’smoney,andifitisdiscoveredwherehelostitthena_RAID_ismadebythepoliceinforce,thetablesandallthegamingparaphernaliaarecarriedoff,andtheproprietorsheavilyfined。 `Iwitnessedacaseofthis:ayoungmanintheemploymentofacommissionmerchantappropriatedalargesumofhisemployer’smoney,andlostitatFaro。Hewasarrested,andconfessedwhathehaddonewithit。ThepoliceatonceproceededtothehousewheretheFarobankwaskept,andthescene,whenitwasknownthatthepolicewerebelow,beggarsdescription。Thetableswereupset,andnotesandmarkerswereflyingaboutinalldirections。Men,sprawlingandscramblingonthefloor,foughtwithoneanotherforwhatevertheycouldseize;thenthepoliceenteredandclearedthehouse,havingarrestedtheownersofthebank。Thiswasinoneofthelowestgaminghouses,where\"skin\"games(cheatinggames)arepractised。 `InthegamblinghouseinBroadway,neartheNewYorkHotel,I haveoftennoticedayoungman,apparentlyofsome18or20yearsofage,fashionablydressed,andofprepossessingappearance。Onsomedayshewouldplayveryhigh,andseemedtohavemostremarkableluck;buthealwaysplayedwiththeairofanoldgamester,seemingcarelessastowhetherhewonorlost。Onenighthelostsoheavilythatheattractedthenoticeofalltheplayers;everystakeofhiswassweptaway;andhestillplayedonuntilhislastdollarwaslost;thenhequietlywalkedout,whistlingapopularYankeeair。Hewastherenextday_MINUS_hisgreat-coatandwatchandchain——helostagain,wentoutandreturnedinhisshirtsleeves,havingpawnedhiscoat,studs,andeverythinghecouldwithdecencydivesthimselfof。 Helosteverything;andwhenInextsawhimhewassellingnewspapersinfrontofthepost-office! `Themaniaforgamblingisamostsingularone。Ihaveknownamantowinathousanddollarsinafewhours,andyethewouldnotspendadollartogetadinner,butwhenhefelthungryhewenttoabaker’sshopandboughtaloafofbread,andthatsamenightlostallhismoneyatRoulette。 `ThereisanotherhouseonthecornerofCentreandGrandStreets,openduringnightandday。ThestakesherearethesameasintheoneinBroadway,andthepeoplewhoplayareverymuchthesame——infact,thesamefacesareconstantlytobemetwithinallthegamblinghouses,fromthehighesttothelowest。Whenagamblerhasbutsmallcapital,hewillgotoasmallhouse,wheresmallstakesareadmissible。Isawamanwin50or60 dollarsatthisplace,andthenhandinhischecks(markers)tobecashed。Thedealerhandedhimthemoney,andsaid——\"Nowyougooff,straightawaytoUnionSquare,andpayawayallyouhavewonfromheretoJohnMorrissey。Thisisthewaywithallofthem;theynevercomehereuntiltheyaredeadbroke,andhaveonlyadirtydollarorsotorisk。\"Therewassometruthinwhathesaid,butnotwithstandinghemanagedtokeepthebankgoingon。Thereisagreattemptationtoamanwhohaswonasumofmoneyatasmallgamblinghousetogotoahigherone,ashemaythen,atasinglestake,winasmuchashecouldpossiblywinifhehadarunofluckinadozenstakesatthesmallerbank。 `InNo。102,intheBowery,thereisoneofthelowestofthegaminghousesIhaveseenintheEmpirecity。TheproprietorisanIrishman;heemploysthreemenasdealers,andtheyrelieveoneanothereveryfourhoursduringthedayandnight。Thestakeshereareofthelowest,andthepeopletobeseenhereoftheroughesttobefoundinthecity。ThegameisFaro,aselsewhere。 `InthisplaceImetanoldfriendwithwhomIhadservedinthearmyofNorthernVirginia,underGeneralLee,inhisVirginiacampaignof1865。HetoldmehehadbeeninNewYorksincetheendofthewar,andlivedaveryuncertainsortoflife。 Whatevermoneyhecouldearnhespentatthegamingtable。 Sometimeshehadarunofluck,andwhilstitlastedhedressedwell,andstoppedatthemostexpensivehotels。OnenighthewouldsleepattheAstorHouse;andperhapsthenextnighthewouldnotbeabletopayforhisbed,andwouldstayallnightintheparks。Strangetosay,hundredsliveinthisway,whichisvulgarlycalled\"scratching\"inNewYork。Iafterwardssawmyfrienddrivinganomnibus;andwhenIcouldspeaktohim,Ifoundthathewasstillattendingthebankswitheverycentheearned! `ItisamusingtowatchtheproprietorofthisplaceattheBowery;hehasajokeforeveryonehesees。\"Hallo,oldsport!\"hecries,\"comeandtryyourluck——youlookluckythisevening;andifyoumakeagoodrunyoumaysportagoldwatchandchain,andavelvetvest,likemyself。\"Thentoanother,\"Youngclear-the-way,youlookdownatthemouthto-night!Comealongandhaveaturn——andnevermindyoursuppertonight。’Inthiswaythedaysandnightsarepassedinthosegamblinghouses。’ ThereisalsoinNewYorkanassociationforthepreventionofgambling。Thesocietyemploysdetectivestovisitthegamblingsaloons,andprocureevidenceforthesuppressionoftheestablishments。 Itisthebusinessoftheseagentsalsotoascertainthenamesandoccupationsofthosewhofrequentthegamblingrooms,andalistofthepersonsthusdetectedissentperiodicallytothesubscriberstothesociety,thattheymayknowwhoarethepersonswastingtheirmoney,orperhapsthemoneyoftheiremployers,ingambling。Manylargehousesofbusinesssubscribe。 InthemonthofAugustthesociety’sagentsdetectedamongthegamblers68clerksofmercantilehouses,andintheprevioussixmonthsreported623cases。ItisstatedthatthereareinNewYorkandBrooklyn1017policyandlotteryoffices,and163Farobanks,andthattheirnetannualgainsarenotlessthan36,000,000dollars。 AMERICANGAMBLERS。 AtAmericangamblinghouses`itisveryeasy,’saysthesamewriter,`todistinguishtheprofessionalfromtheordinarygambler。Thelatterhasanervousexpressionaboutthemouth,andanintensegazeuponthecards,andaltogetheraveryseriousnervousappearance;whiletheprofessionalplaysinaveryquietmanner,andseemstocarebutlittlehowthegamegoes;andhisdesiretoappearasifthegamewasnewtohimisalmostcertaintoexposehimtothosewhoknowthemanoeuvre。 `PrevioustothestruggleforindependenceintheSouth,thereweremanyhundredsofgamblersscatteredthroughtheSoutherntowns,andtheMississippisteam-boatsusedtoaboundwiththem。 IntheSouth,agamblerwasregardedasoutsidethepaleofsociety,andclassedwiththeslave-trader,whowaslookeduponwithloathingbytheverysamemenwhotradedwithhim;suchwastheinconsistencyofpublicopinion。 `TheAmericangamblerdiffersfromhisEuropeanbrethreninmanyrespects。Heisveryfrequently,ineducation,appearance,andmanner,agentleman,andifhisprivatehistorywereknown,itwouldbefoundthathewasofgoodbirth,andwasatonetimepossessedofconsiderablefortune;buthavinglostallatthegamblingtable,hegraduallycamedowntothelevelofthosewhoprovedhisruin,andhavingnoprofessionnormeansoflivelihoodlefttohim,headoptedtheirmodeoflife。 `OnoneoccasionImetabrotherofaSouthernGeneral(veryfamousinthelatewarandstillawealthyman)who,atonetime,wasoneoftherichestplantersintheStateofLouisiana,andisnowactingasanagentforasetofgamblerstotheirgaminghouses。Afterlosingeverythinghehad,hebecameacroupiertoagamblinghouseinNewOrleans,andafterwardspliedhistradeontheMississippiforsomeyears;thenhewentintoMexico,andfinallytoNewYork,whereheopenedahouseonhisownaccount。 `Duringthewarhespeculatedin\"greenbacks,\"andlostallhisill-gottengains,andhadtodescendtohispresentposition。’[90] [90]_Ubisupra_。 AMERICANGAMES:——DRAWPOKER,ORBLUFF。 DrawPoker,orBluff,isafavouritegamewiththeAmericans。Itisplayedbyanynumberofpersons,fromfourtoseven;four,five,orsixplayersarepreferred;sevenareonlyengagedwhereapartyoffriendsconsistsofthatnumber,andallrequiretobeequallyamused。 Thedealisusuallydeterminedbyfixingonacard,anddealinground,faceupwards,untilsuchcardappears。Thedealerthenplacesinthepoolan_Ante_,orcertainagreed-uponsum,andproceedstodealtoeachpersonfivecards。Theplayernexttothedealer,beforelookingathiscards,hastheoptionofstakingacertainsum。Thisiscalledthe`blind,’andmakeshimtheelderhand,orlastplayer;andwhenhisturncomesroundhecan,bygivinguphisfirststake,withdrawfromthegame,or,ifhepleases,bymakinggoodanysumstakedbyapreviousplayer,raisethestakestoanysumhepleases,provided,ofcourse,thatnolimithasbeenfixedbeforesittingdown。Theprivilegeofraisingordoublingonthe_blind_maybeexercisedbyanyoneroundthetable,providedhehasnotlookedathiscards。Ifnointerveningplayerhasmettheoriginal_blind_,thatis,stakeddoublethesum,thismustbedonebyallwhowishtoplay,and,ofcourse,mustbemadegoodbythelastplayer。Eachpersonthenlooksathiscards,anddecidesonhisplanofaction。Itshouldbeunderstoodthateveryone,exceptthe_blind_,maylookathiscardsinhisturnbeforedecidingifhewillmeetthe_blind_。Beforespeakingofthemannerofdrawingitwillbebettertogivetherelativevalueofthehands,whichwillmuchsimplifythematter,andmakeitmoreeasilyunderstood。Thus:fouracesarethebestcardsthatcanbeheld; fourkingsnext,andsoon,downtofourtwos;fourcardsofthesamevaluebeatinganythingexceptfourofahigherdenomination。 Thenextbesthandiscalleda_full_,andismadeupthus:—— threeacesandapairofsixes;threeninesandpairoftwos;infact,anythreecardsofthesamevalueandapairconstituteafullhand,andcanonlybebeatenbyafullhandofahigherdenominationorfours。Thenexthandthattakesprecedenceisa_flush_,orfivecardsofonecolour;afterthiscomes_threes_,vis。,threecardsallofthesamevalue,say,threeaces,kings,queens,andsoon,downwards(thetworemaining,beingoddones,areofnovalue)。Thenextisasequence,asfivefollowingcards,forinstance,nine。eight,seven,six,five;itisnotnecessarytheyshouldallbeofonecolour,asthis,ofcourse,wouldconstitutea_flush_。Nextcometwopairs,say,twoknavesandtwofives;and,lastofall,isasinglepairofcards。 Havingexplainedthevalueofthehands,letusshowhowyouendeavourtogetthem。Thebetshavingbeenmade,andthe_blind_madegoodorabandoned,orgivenup,thedealerproceedstoaskeachplayerinhisturnhowmanycardshewants;andherebeginsthefirststudyofthegame——_TOKNOWWHATTOTHROWAWAY_ inordertogetinotherstomakethehandbetterifpossible。 Yourhandmay,ofcourse,besoutterlybadastomakeitnecessarytothrowawaythewholefiveanddrawfivenewones; thisisnotverylikely,asfewplayerswillputastakeinthepoolunless,onlookingfirstathiscards,hehasseensomething,sayapair,tostartwith。Wewillsupposehehasthis,and,ofcourse,hethrowsawaythreecards,anddrawsthreeinplaceofthem。Todescribetheproperwaytofillupahandisimpossible;wecanbutgiveaninstancehereandtheretoshowthevaryinginterestwhichattachestothegame;——thus,youmayhavethreesintheoriginalhanddealt;someplayerswillthrowawaythetwooddcardsanddrawtwomore,totryandmakethehandfours,or,atleast,afull;whileaplayerknowingthathisisnotaverygoodhand,willendeavourto_DECEIVE_therestbystandingout,thatis,nottakinganyfreshcards;ofcourseallroundthetablemakeremarksastowhathecanpossiblyhave。 Itisusuallytakentobeasequence,asthisrequiresnodrawing,iforiginallydealt。Thesameremarkappliestoa_flush;_twopairsorfourtoaflush,ofcourse,requireonecardtomakethemintogoodhands,aplayerbeingonlyentitledtodrawonce;andthehandsbeingmadegood,therealandexcitingpartofthegamebegins。Eachoneendeavourstokeephisrealpositionasecretfromhisneighbours。Someputonalookofcalmindifference,andtrytoseemself-possessed;somewillgrinandtalkallsortsofnonsense;somewillutterslybitsof_badinage;_whileotherswillstudyintentlytheircards,orgazeattheceiling——allwhichisdonemerelytodistractattention,ortoconcealthefeelings,asthechanceofsuccessorfailurebefororagainst;andthenbeginsthebettingorgamblingpartofthegame。Theplayernextthe_blind_isthefirsttodeclarehisbet;inwhich,ofcourse,heisentirelygovernedbycircumstances。Some,beingthefirsttobet,andhavingaverygoodcardindeed,will`betsmall,’inhopesthatsomeoneelsewillseeit,and`gobetter,’thatis,betmore,sothatwhenitcomesroundtohisturnagainhemayseeallpreviousbets,andbetasmuchhigherashethinksproper;foritmustbeborneinmindthataplayer’sfirstbetdoesnotprecludehimfromcominginagainifhisfirstbethasbeenraiseduponbyanyplayerroundthetableinhisturn;butifoncetheoriginalbetgoesroundandcomestothe_blind_,orlastplayer,withoutanyonegoingbetter,thegameisclosed,anditbecomesa_showofhands_,toseewhotakesthepoolandallthebets。Thisdoesnotoftenhappen,asthereisusuallysomeoneroundthetabletoraiseit;butmyinformanthasseenitoccur,andhasbeenhighlyamusedatwatchingthecountenanceoftheexpectant_smallbetter_athavingtoshowafinehandforameretrifle。Someplayerswill,inordertoconcealtheirmethodofplay,occasionallythrowtheircardsamongthewasteonesandabandontheirstakes;thisisnotoftendone;butitsometimeshappenswherethestakeshavebeensmall,ortheplayerhasbeen_tryingabluff_,andhasfoundsomeonewhomhecouldnot_bluffoff_。 Theforegoingisaconciseaccountofthegame,asplayedinAmerica,whereitisofuniversalinterest,andexercisesgreatfascination。Itisoftenplayedbypartiesoffriendswhomeetregularlyforthepurpose,andinstancescanbefoundwherefortuneshavebeenlostinanight。 ThegameofPokersdiffersfromtheonejustdescribed,insofarthattheplayersreceiveonlytheoriginalfivecardsdealtwithoutdrawingfreshones,andmusteitherplayorrefuseonthem。Inthisgame,astherearemorecards,asmanyastenpersonscanplay。 LANSQUENET。[91] LansquenetismuchplayedbytheAmericans,andisoneofthemostexcitinggamesinvogue。 Thedealerorbankerstakesacertainsum,andthismustbemetbythenearesttothedealerfirst,andsoon。Whenthestakeismet,thedealerturnsuptwocards,onetotheright,——thelatterforhimself,theformerforthetableortheplayers。Hethenkeepsonturningupthecardsuntileitherofthecardsismatched,whichconstitutesthewinning,——as,forinstance,supposethefiveofdiamondsishiscard,thenshouldthefiveofanyothersuitturnup,hewins。Ifheloses,thenthenextplayerontheleftbecomesbankerandproceedsinthesameway。 [91]ThisnameisderivedfromtheGerman`_landsknecht_’ (`valetofthefief’),appliedtoamercenarysoldier。 Whenthedealer’scardturnsup,hemaytakethestakeandpassthebank;orhemayallowthestaketoremain,whereatofcourseitbecomesdoubledifmet。Hecancontinuethusaslongasthecardsturnupinhisfavour——havingtheoptionatanymomentofgivingupthebankandretiringforthattime。Ifhedoesthat,theplayertowhomhepassesthebankhastheoptionofcontinuingitatthesameamountatwhichitwasleft。Thepoolmaybemadeupbycontributionsofalltheplayersincertainproportions。Thetermsusedrespectingthestandingofthestakeare,`I’llsee’(_amoiletout)_and_Jetiens_。When_jumelle_(twins),ortheturningupofsimilarcardsonbothsides,occurs,thenthedealertakeshalfthestake。 Sometimesthereisarunofseveralconsecutivewinnings;butononeoccasion,onboardoneoftheCunardsteamers,abankeratthegameturnedupinhisownfavourIthinknolessthaneighteentimes。Theoriginalstakewasonlysix-pence;buthadeachstakebeenmetaswon,thefinaldoublingwouldhaveamountedtotheimmensesumofL3,23616_s_。!Thiswillappearbythefollowingscheme:—— Ls。d。Ls。d。 1stturnup00610thturnup12160 2nd,,01011th,,25120 3rd,,02012th,,5140 4th,,04013th,,10280 5th,,08014th,,204160 6th,,016015th,,409120 7th,,112016th,,81940 8th,,34017th,,1,61880 9th,,68018th,,3,236160 Infairplay,asthisisrepresentedtohavebeen,suchalongsequenceofmatchesmustbeconsideredveryremarkable,althoughsixorsevenisnotunfrequent。 Unfortunately,however,thereisaveryeasymeansbywhichcardsharpersmanagethethingtoperfection。Theypreparebeforehandaseriesofadozencardsarrangedasfollows:—— 1stQueen6thNine2ndQueen7thNine3rdTen8thAce4thSeven9thEight5thTen10thAceSeriesthusarrangedareplacedinsidepocketsoutsidethewaistcoat,justundertheleftbreast。Whenthesharperbecomesbankerheleansnegligentlyoverthetable,andinthispositionhisfingersareascloseaspossibletothepreparedcards,termed_portees_。Atthepropermomentheseizesthecardsandplacesthemonthepack。Thetrickisrenderedveryeasybythefactthatthecard-sharperhashiscoatbuttonedatthetop,sothatthelowerpartofitliesopenandpermitstheintroductionofthehand,whichiscompletelymasked。 Somesharpersareskilfulenoughtotakeupsomeofthematchesalreadydealt,whichtheyplaceintheir_costieres_,orside- pocketsabovedescribed,inreadinessfortheirnextoperation; otherskeepthemskilfullyhiddenintheirhand,tolaythem,attheconvenientmoment,uponthepackofcards。Bythismeans,thepackisnotaugmented。[92] [92]RobertHoudin,`LesTricheriesdesGrecsdevoilees。’ InFrancethestakescommenceat5francs;anditmaybeeasilyimaginedhowsoonvastsumsofmoneymaychangehandsiftheplayersaredeterminedandreckless。 EUCHRE。 ThisisalsoagamemuchplayedintheStates。IsupposeitisaYankeeinvention,namedbyoneoftheirlearnedprofessors,fromtheGreek(eucheir),meaning`wellinthehand’ or`strong’——averyappropriatedesignationofthegame,whichisasfollows:—— Inthisgameallthecardsareexcludeduptothesixes,——sevenbeingthelowestintheEuchrepack。Fivecardsaredealtout,aftertheusualshufflingandcutting,withaturn-up,ortrump。 Thedealerhastheprivilegeofdiscardingoneofhiscardsandtakingupthetrump——notshowing,however,theonehediscards。 TheKnaveisthebestcardinthegame——apeculiarYankee`notion。’TheKnaveoftrumpsiscalledtheRightBower,andtheotherKnaveofthe_samecolour_istheLeftBower。Henceitappearsthatthenauticalpropensityofthisgreatpeopleisthereinrepresented——`bower’beinginfactasheetanchor。Ifbothareheld,itisevidentthatthe_point_ofthedealisdecided——sinceitresultsfromtakingthreetricksoutofthefive;for,ofcourse,thetrumpcardappropriatedbythedealerwill,mostprobably,secureatrick,andthetwoKnavesmustnecessarilymaketwo。Thegamemaybefiveorsevenpoints,asagreedupon。Euchreisrapidanddecisive,and,therefore,eminentlyAmerican。 FLYLOO。 SomeofthegamesplayedbytheAmericansarepeculiartothemselves。Forinstance,vastsumsofmoneychangehandsoverFlyLoo,ortheattractionexistingbetweenlumpsofsugarandadventurousflies!Thisgameisnotwithoutitsexcitement。Thegamblerssitroundatable,eachwithalumpofsugarbeforehim,andtheplayeruponwhoselumpaflyfirstperchescarriesoffthepool——whichissometimesenormous。 Theytellananecdoteofa’cuteYankee,whowoninvariablyandimmenselyatthegame。Thereseemedtobeasortofmagicalormesmericattractionforthefliestohislump。Atlengthitwasascertainedthathetouchedthelumpwithhisfinger,afterhavingsmeareditwithsomethingthatnaturallyandirresistiblyattractsflieswhenevertheycangetatit。IamtoldthatthisgameisalsoplayedinEngland;ifso,thepartiesmustinsistuponfreshlumpsofsugar,andpreventalltouching。 Thereaderwillprobablyask——whatnextwillgamblersthinkofbettingon?ButIcantellofastillmorecurioussourceofgamblinginfatuation。Inthe_OxfordMagazine_,[93]isthefollowingstatement:—— [93]Vol。V。 `Afewdaysago,assomesprigsofnobilitywerediningtogetheratatavern,theytookthefollowingconceitintotheirheadsafterdinner。Oneofthemobservingamaggotcomefromafilbert,whichseemedtobeuncommonlylarge,attemptedtogetitfromhiscompanion,who,notchoosingtoletitgo,wasimmediatelyofferedfiveguineasforit,whichwasaccepted。Hethenproposedtorunitagainstanyothertwomaggotsthatcouldbeproducedattable。Matcheswereaccordinglymade,andthesepoorreptileswerethemeansofL500beingwonandlostinafewminutes!’ THECRIMESOFAMERICANGAMBLERS。 Suicides,duels,andmurdershavefrequentlyresultedfromgamblinghereaselsewhere。Manyoftheduelsindarkroomsoriginateindisputesatthegamingtable。Thecombatantsrushfromplaytoanupperoradjoiningroom,andsettletheirdifferencewithrevolver-shots,oftenfataltoboth。 Oneofthesewasaserio-comicaffairwhichisperhapsworthrelating。Twoplayershadagamblingdispute,andresolvedtosettleitinadarkroomwithpistols。Thedoorwaslockedandoneofthemfired,butmissed。Onthistheotherexclaimed—— `Now,yourascal,I’llfinishyouatmyleisure。’Hethenbegantosearchforhisopponent。Threeorfourtimeshewalkedstealthilyroundtheroom——butallinvain——hecouldnotfindhisman;helistened;hecouldnothearhimbreathe。Whathadbecomeofhim?`Oh!’atlengthheexclaimed——`NowI’vegotyou,you——sneak——heregoes!’`Hold!Hold!’criedavoicefromthechimney,`Don’tfire!I’llpayyouanything——Dotakeawaythat——pistol。’Ineffecthisadversaryheldthemuzzleofhispistolclosetotheseatofhonourasthefellowstoodstuffedupthechimney! `You’llpay,willyou?’saidtheformer;`Verywell——800 dollars——is’tabargain?’ `Yes,yes!’gaspedthevoiceinthechimney。 `Verywell,’rejoinedthetormentor,`butjustwaitabit;Imusthaveavoucher。I’lljustcutoffthebottomofyourbreechesbywayofvoucher。’Sosayinghepulledouthisknifeandsuitedtheactiontothewords。 `Nowgetdown,’hesaid,`andoutwiththemoney;’whichwaspaid,whentheabove-namedvoucherwasreturnedtothechimney- groper。 ThetownofVicksburg,ontheMississippi,wasformerlynotoriousastherendezvousofallsortsofdesperadoes。Itwasacityofmen;yousawnowomen,exceptatnight;andneveranychildren。 Vicksburgwasasinkofiniquity;andtheregamblingragedwithunrestrictedfury。ItwasalwaysaftertouchingatVicksburgthattheMississippiboatsbecamethewell-knownsceneofgambling——someoftheVicksburghersinvariablygettingonboardtoplytheirprofession。 Ononeoccasion,oneofthesecameonboard,andsooninducedsomeofthepassengerstoproceedtotheupperpromenade-deckforgambling。Soonthestakesincreasedandaheapofgoldwasonthetable,whenadisputearose,inthemidstofwhichoneoftheplayersplacedhishandonthestake。ThereupontheVicksburggamblerdrewhisknifeandplungeditintothehandoftheformer,withaterribleimprecation。 ThroughouttheSouthernStates,asbeforeobserved,gamblingprevailedtoaverygreatextent,anditsresultswereoftendeplorable。 Aplanterwenttoagamblinghouse,accompaniedbyoneofhisnegroes,whomheleftatthedoortowaithisreturn。Whilstthemasterwasgamblingtheslavedidthesamewithanotherwhomhefoundatthedoor。MeanwhileaMexicancameupandstoodbylookingatthegameofthenegroes。By-and-byoneofthemaccusedtheotherofcheating,whichwasdenied,whentheMexicaninterposedandtoldthenegrothathesawhimcheat。ThelattertoldtheMexicanthathelied——whereupontheMexicanstabbedhimtotheheart,killinghimonthespot。 Soonthenegro’smastercameout,andonbeinginformedoftheaffair,turnedtotheMexican,saying——`Now,sir,wemustsettlethematterbetweenus——mynegro’squarrelismine。’`Agreed,’ saidtheMexican;theyenteredthehouse,proceededtoadarkroom,firedateachother,andbothwerekilled。 AboutsixandtwentyyearsagotherelivedinNewYorkawell-to- domerchant,ofthenameofOsborne,whohadanonlyson,whowasapartnerintheconcern。TheyoungmanfellinlovewiththedaughterofaSouthernplanter,thenonavisitatNewYork,towhomheengagedhimselftobemarried,withtheperfectconsentofallpartiesconcerned。 Onthereturnoftheplanterandhisdaughter,youngOsborneaccompaniedthemtoMobile。Ontheverynightoftheirarrival,theplanterproposedtohisintendedson-in-lawtovisitthegamingtable。Theywent;Osbornewasunlucky;andaftersomehours’playlostanimmenseamounttothefatherofhissweetheart。Hegavebills,drawnonhishouse,inpaymentofthedebtofhonour。 Onthefollowingmorningtheplanterreferredtothesubject,hintingthatOsbornemustberuined。 `Indeed,Iam!’saidtheyoungman;`butthepossessionofyourdaughterwillconsolemeforthecalamity,which,Idoubtnot,I shallbeabletomakeupforbyindustryandexertion。’ `Thepossessionof_MY_daughter?’exclaimedtheplanter;`doyouthinkIwouldmarrymydaughtertoabeggar?No,no,sir,theaffairisendedbetweenyou——andIinsistuponitsbeingutterlybrokenoff。’Suchwastheactionoftheheartlessgambler,renderedcalloustoallsentimentsofrealhonourbyhisdebasingpursuit。 YoungOsbornewasequaltotheoccasion。Summoningallhispowerstomanfullybearthisadditionalshockoffate,hecalmlyreplied:—— `Sobeit,sir,asyouwishit。Dependuponit,however,thatmybillswillbedulyhonoured’——andsosayinghebowedanddeparted,withoutevenwishingtotakeleaveofhisbetrothed。 OnreturningtoNewYorkOsborneimmediatelydisclosedthetransactiontohisfather,who,inspiteoftheutterruinwhichimpended,andthebrutalityofthecauseoftheruin,resolvedtomeetthebillswhendue,andmaintainthehonourofhisson—— whatevermightbetheconsequencestohimself。 Thebillswerepaid;theconcernwasbrokenup;oldMrOsbornesoondiedbroken-hearted;andyoungOsbornewentasclerktosomehouseofbusinessinWallStreet。 Ayearorsopassedaway,andonedayaladypresentedherselfattheoldhouseofOsborne——nownolongertheirs——inquiringforyoungOsborne。Shewasdirectedtohisnewplaceofbusiness; beingnootherthanhisbetrothed,wholovedhimaspassionatelyasever,andtowhomherfatherhadaccountedforthenon- fulfilmentoftheengagementinaveryunsatisfactorymanner。OfcourseOsbornecouldnotfailtobedelightedatthisproofofherdevotedness;themeetingwasmostaffectionateonbothsides;and,withtheviewofcomingtoadecisionrespectingtheirfutureproceedings,theyadjournedtoanhotelinthevicinity。Here,whilstseatedatatableandinearnestconversation,theyounglady’sfatherrushedin,andinstantlyshotdownOsborne,whoexpiredathisfeet。Withafranticshriekthepoorgirlfellonthebodyofherbetrothed,andfindingaponiardoraknifeconcealedinhisbreast,sheseizedit,instantlyplungeditintoherheart,andwassoonacorpsebesideherlover。 CHAPTERX。 LADYGAMESTRESSES。 Thepassionsofthetwosexesaresimilarinthemain;thedistinctionsbetweenthemresultlessfromnaturethanfromeducation。Oftenwemeetwithwomen,especiallytheliterarysort,whoseemveritablemen,ifnotso,asthelawyerssay,`toallintentsandpurposes;’andoftenwemeetwithmen,especiallytown-dandies,whocanonlybecomparedtoveryordinarywomen。 Almostalltheancientshadthebadtastetospeakillofwomen; amongtheresteventhatdelightfuloldFather`ofthegoldenmouth,’StChrysostom。[94]Sothat,evidently,DrJohnson’sfiercedictumcannotapplyuniversally——`Onlyscoundrelsspeakillofwomen。’ [94]Hom。II。 Senecatookthepartofwomen,exclaiming:——`Bynomeansbelievethattheirsoulsareinferiortoours,orthattheyarelessendowedwiththevirtues。Asforhonour,itisequallygreatandenergeticamongthem。’ AforeignladywassurprisedatbeholdingtheequalityestablishedbetweenthemenandwomenatSparta;whereuponthewifeofLeonidas,theKingofSparta,saidtoher:——`Doyounotknowthatitiswewhobringforththemen?Itisnotthefathers,butthemothers,thateffectuallyformtheheart。’ Napoleonseemstohaveformedwhatmaybecalledaprofessionalestimateofwomen。WhenthedemonstrativeMadamedeStaelaskedhim——evidentlyexpectinghimtopayheracompliment——`Whomdoyouthinkthegreatestwomandeadoralive?’Napoleonreplied,`Her,Madame,_WHOHASBORNEMOSTSONS_。’Nettledbythissarcasticreply,shereturnedtothecharge,observing,`Itissaidyouarenotfriendlytothesex。’Napoleonwashermatchagain;`Madame,’heexclaimed,`Iampassionatelyfondofmywife;’andoffhewalked。Assuredlyitwouldnotmendmattersinthisworld(orthenext)ifallmenwereNapoleonsandallwomendeStaels。 Ifweconsiderthequestioninotherpointsofview,havetherebeen,proportionally,fewercelebratedwomenthanillustriousmen?fewergreatqueensthantrulygreatkings? Compare,onallsides,themeansandthecircumstances;countthereigns,anddecide。 Thefactisthatthisquestionhasbeenarguedonlybytyrannicalorverysillymen,whofounditdifficulttogetridoftheabsurdprejudiceswhichretainthefinesthalfofhumannatureinslavery,andcondemnittoobscurityunderthepretextthatitisessentiallycorrupted。Towardstheendofthe15thcenturyacertaindementedwriterattemptedtoprovethatwomendonotevendeservethetitleofreasonablecreatures,whichintheoriginalsoundsoddlyenough,namely,_probarenititurmulieresnonhominesesse_。Another,averylearnedJesuit,endeavouredtodemonstratethatwomenhavenosouls!Somesaythatwomensurpassusinwickedness;others,thattheyarebothworseandbetterthanmen。 Thatmorbidwretch,AlexanderPope,said,`Everywomanisatheartarake;’andarecentwriterinthe_Times_putsmorevenominthedictumbysaying,`Everywomanis(orlikes)atheartarake。’Boththeseopinionsmaybesetdownasmereclaptrap,witty,butvile。 Butatrucetosuchinsultsagainstthosewhobeautifytheearth; _THEIR_vicescannotexcuseours。Itiswewhohavedepravedthembyassociatingthemwithexcesseswhicharerepugnanttotheirdelicacy。Thecontagion,however,hasnotaffectedallofthem。Amongour`plebeians,’andevenamongnobility,manywomenremindusofthemodestyandcourageofthoseancientrepublicanmatrons,who,sotospeak,founded,themannersandmoralsoftheircountry;andamongallclassesofthecommunitytherearethousandswhoinspiretheirhusbandswithgenerousimpulsesinthebattleoflife,eitherbycheeringwordsofcomfort,orbythatmuteeloquenceofdutieswellfulfilled,whichnothingcanresistifweareworthyofthenameofmen。Howmanyagamblerhasbeenreformedbythetenderappealsofagoodanddevotedwife。`Venerablewomen!’oneofthemexclaims,`inwhateverrankHeavenhasplacedyou,receivemyhomage。’Thegentlenessofyoursoulssmoothsdowntheroughnessofoursandchecksitsviolence。Withoutyourvirtueswhatwouldwebe?WithoutYOU,mydearwife,whatwouldhavebecomeofme?Youbeheldthebeginningandtheendofthegamingfuryinme,whichInowdetest;anditisnottome,buttoyoualone,thatthevictorymustbeascribed。’[95] [95]Dusaulx,_DelaPassionduJeu_。 Averyprettyanecdoteistoldofsuchawifeandagaminghusband。 Inordertosimplifythesignsoflossandgain,soasnottobeoverburdenedwiththeweightofgoldandsilver,theFrenchplayersusedtocarrytherepresentationoftheirfortunesinsmallboxes,moreorlesselegant。Alady(whoelsecouldhavethoughtofsuchadevice?),tremblingforthefateofherhusband,madehimapresentofoneofthesedreadboxes。Thislittlemaster-pieceofconjugalandmaternalaffectionrepresentedawifeintheattitudeofsupplication,andweepingchildren,seemingtosaytotheirfather——_THINKOFUS!_…… Itis,therefore,onlywiththeviewofavenginggoodandhonourablewomen,thatInowproceedtospeakofthosewhohavedisgracedtheirsex。 Ihavealreadydescribedaremarkablegamestress——thePersianQueenParysatis。[96] [96]ChapterIII。 TherewerenogamestressesamongtheGreeks;andtheRomanwomenwerealwaystoomuchoccupiedwiththeirdomesticaffairstofindtimeforplay。Whatwillourmodernladiesthink,whenI statethattheEmperorAugustusscarcelyworeagarmentwhichhadnotbeenwovenbyhiswife,hissister,orgrand-daughters。[97] [97]Vestenontemerealiaquamdomesticaususest,abuxoreetfilianepotibusqueconfecta。Suet。inVitaAugusti。 AlthoughdeeplycorruptedunderNeroandthesovereignsthatresembledhim,theRomanwomennevergambledamongthemselvesexceptduringthecelebrationofthefestivaloftheBonaDea。 Thisceremonial,sooftenprofanedwithlicentiousness,wasnotattendedbydesperategambling。Themostdepravedwomenabstainedfromit,evenwhenthatmaniawasatitsheight,notonlyaroundtheCapitol,butevenintheremainderoftheEmpire。 Contemporaryauthors,whohavenotsparedtheRomanladies,neverreproachedthemwiththisvice,which,inmoderntimes,hasbeendesperatelypractisedbywomenwhoinlicentiousnessviedwithMessalina。 InFrance,womenwhowishedtogamblewere,atfirst,obligedtokeepthethingsecret;forifitbecameknowntheylostcaste。InthereignofLouisXIV。,andstillmoreinthatofLouisXV。,theybecamebolder,andthewivesofthegreatengagedinthedeepestplayintheirmansions;butstillagamestresswasalwaysdenouncedwithhorror。`Suchwomen,’saysLaBruyiere,`makeuschaste;theyhavenothingofthesexbutitsgarments。’ Bytheendofthe18thcentury,gamestressesbecamesonumerousthattheyexcitednosurprise,especiallyamongthehigherclasses;andthemajorityofthemwerenotoriousforunfairplayordownrightcheating。Astrangeroncebettedonthegameofaladyatagaming-table,whoclaimedastakealthoughonalosingcard。Outofconsiderationforthedistinguishedtrickstress,thebankerwishedtopaythestrangeraswell;butthelatterwithablush,exclaimed——`Possiblymadamewon,butasformyself,IamquitesurethatIlost。’ Butifwomencheatedatplay,theyalsofrequentlylost;andwereoftenreducedtobeggary,ortowhatisfarviler,tosacrifice,notonlytheirownhonour,butthatoftheirdaughters。 Gamingsometimesledtoothercrimes。TheCountessofSchwiechelt,ayoungandbeautifulladyfromHanover,wasmuchgiventogambling,andlost50,000livresatParis。Inordertorepairthisgreatloss,sheplannedandexecutedtherobberyofafinecoronetofemeralds,thepropertyofMadameDemidoff。Shehadmadeherselfacquaintedwiththeplacewhereitwaskept,andataballgivenbyitsownertheHanoverianladycontrivedtopurloinit。Heryouthandrankinlifeinducedmanypersonstosolicitherpardon;butBuonapartelefthertothepunishmenttowhichshewascondemned。Thisoccurredin1804。 InEngland,too,thepracticeofgamblingwasfraughtwiththeworstconsequencestothefinestfeelingsandbestqualitiesofthesex。Thechiefdangerisveryplainlyhintedatinthecomedyof_TheProvokedHusband_。 _LordTownley_——’Tisnotyourillhoursthatalwaysdistractme,but,asoften,theillcompanythatoccasionsthosehours。 _LadyTownley_——SureIdon’tunderstandyounow,mylord。WhatillcompanydoIkeep? _LordTownley_——Why,atbest,womenthatlosetheirmoney,andmenthatwinit;_or,perhaps,menthatarevoluntarybubblesatonegame,inhopesaladywillgivethemfairplayatanother。_ `Thefacts,’saysMrMassey,[98]`confirmthetheory。 Walpole’sLettersandMrJesse’svolumesonGeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries,teemwithallusionstoprovedorunderstoodcasesofmatrimonialinfidelity;andthemannerinwhichnotoriousirregularitieswerebrazenedout,showsthattheoffendersdidnotalwaysencountertheuniversalreprobationofsociety。 [98]HistoryofEngland,ii。 `Whistwasnotmuchinvogueuntilalaterperiod,andwasfartooabstruseandslowtosuitthedepravedtastewhichrequiredunadulteratedstimulants。’ Theordinarystakesatthesemixedassemblieswould,atthepresentday,beconsideredhigh,evenattheclubswherearubberisstillallowed。 `Theconsequencesofsuchgamingwereoftenstillmorelamentablethanthosewhichusuallyattendedsuchpractices。Itwouldhappenthataladylostmorethanshecouldventuretoconfesstoherhusbandorfather。Hercreditorwasprobablyafinegentleman,orshebecameindebtedtosomerichadmirerforthemeansofdischargingherliabilities。Ineitherevent,theresultmaybeguessed。Intheonecase,thedebtofhonourwasliquidatedontheoldprincipleofthelaw-merchant,accordingtowhichtherewasbutonealternativetopaymentinpurse。Intheother,therewaslikewisebutonemodeinwhichtheacknowledgmentofobligationbyafinewomanwouldbeacceptabletoamanoftheworld。’ `Theperniciousconsequencesofgamblingtothenationatlarge,’ saysanotherwriter,`wouldhavebeenintolerableenoughhadtheybeenconfinedtothestrongersex;but,unfortunately,thewomenofthedaywereequallycarriedawaybythiscriminalinfatuation。Thedisgustinginfluenceofthissordidvicewassodisastroustofemaleminds,thattheylosttheirfairestdistinctionandprivileges,togetherwiththeblushinghonoursofmodesty。Theirhighgamingwasnecessarilyaccompaniedwithgreatlosses。Ifalltheirresources,regularandirregular,honestandfraudulent,weredissipated,still,_GAME-DEBTSMUST BEPAID!_Thecunningwinnerwasnostrangertothenecessitiesofthecase。Hehintedat_commutations_——whichwerenottoberefused。 \"Sotenderthese,——ifdebtscrowdfastuponher,She’llpawnher_VIRTUE_topreserveher_HONOUR!_\" Thus,thelastinvaluablejeweloffemalepossessionwasunavoidablyresigned。Thatwasindeedtheforestofallevils,butaneviltowhicheverydeepgamestresswasinevitablyexposed。’ HogarthstrikinglyillustratedthisphaseofwomanhoodinEngland,inhissmallpicturepaintedfortheEarlofCharlemont,andentitled`_Picquet,orVirtueinDanger_。’Itshowsayounglady,who,duringa_tete-a-tete_,hadjustlostallhermoneytoahandsomeofficerofherownage。Heisrepresentedintheactofreturningherahandfulofbank-bills,withthehopeofexchangingthemforanotheracquisitionandmoredelicateplunder。Onthechimney-pieceareawatch-caseandafigureofTime,overitthismotto——_Nunc_,`Now!’Hogarthhascaughthisheroineduringthismomentofhesitation——thisstrugglewithherself——andhasexpressedherfeelingswithuncommonsuccess。 But,indeed,thethingwasperfectlyunderstood。Inthe_Guardian_(No。120)weread:——`Allplay-debtsmustbepaidinspecieorbyequivalent。The\"man\"thatplaysbeyondhisincomepawnshisestate;the\"woman\"mustfindoutsomethingelsetomortgagewhenherpin-moneyisgone。Thehusbandhashislandstodisposeof;thewifeherperson。Nowwhenthefemalebodyisoncedipped,ifthecreditorbeveryimportunate,I leavemyreadertoconsidertheconsequences。’…… Aladywasmarriedwhenveryyoungtoanoblelord,thehonourandornamentofhiscountry,whohopedtopreserveherfromthecontagionofthetimesbyhisownexample,and,tosaythetruth,shehadeverygoodqualitythatcouldrecommendhertothebosomofamanofdiscernmentandworth。But,alas!howfrailandshortarethejoysofmortals!Oneunfortunatehourruinedhisdarlingvisionaryschemeofhappiness:shewasintroducedtoaninfamouswoman,wasdrawnintoplay,likedit,and,astheunavoidableconsequence,shewasruined,——havinglostmoreinonenightthanwouldhavemaintainedahundredusefulfamiliesforatwelvemonth;and,dismaltotell,shefeltcompelledtosacrificehervirtuetothewretchwhohadwonhermoney,inordertorecovertheloss!Fromthismomentshemightwellexclaim—— `Farewellthetranquilmind!farewellcontent!’ Theaffectionatewife,theagreeablecompanion,theindulgentmistress,werenownomore。Invainsheflatteredherselfthattheinjuryshehaddoneherhusbandwouldforeverremainoneofthosesecretswhichcanonlybedisclosedatthelastday。 Vengeancepursuedhersteps,shewaslost;thevillaintowhomshehadsacrificedherselfboastedofthefavourshehadreceived。Thefatalreportwasconveyedtoherinjuredhusband。 Herefusedtobelievewhathethoughtimpossible,buthonourobligedhimtocalltheboastertothefield。Thewretchreceivedthechallengewithmuchmorecontentmentthanconcern; ashehadresolutionenoughtomurderanymanwhomhehadinjured,sohewascertain,ifhehadthegoodfortunetoconquerhisantagonist,heshouldbelookeduponastheheadofallmodernbucksandbloods——esteemedbythemenasabravefellow,andadmiredbytheladiesasafinegentlemanandanagreeablerake。Themeetingtookplace——theprofligategamblernotcontentwithdeclaring,actuallyexultedinhisguilt。Buthistriumphwasofshortdate——abulletthroughtheheadsettledhisaccountwiththisworld。 Thehusband,afteralongconflictinhisbosom,betweenjusticeandmercy,tendernessandrage,resolved——onwhatisveryseldompractisedbyanEnglishhusband——topardonhiswife,concealhercrime,andpreserveher,ifpossible,fromutterdestruction。 Butthegatesofmercywereopenedinvain——theoffenderrefusedtoreceiveforgivenessbecauseshehadoffended。Thelustofgamblinghadabsorbedallherotherdesires。Shegaveherselfupentirelytotheinfamouspursuitanditsconcomitants,whilstherhusbandsankbyaquickdecay,anddiedthevictimofgriefandanguish。[99] [99]DoingsinLondon。 OfotherEnglishgamestresses,however,nothingbuttheordinarysuccessorinconveniencesofgamblingarerecorded。Intheyear1776,aladyattheWestEndlostonenight,atasitting,3000 guineasatLoo。[100]Again,aladyhavingwonarubberof20 guineasfromacitymerchant,thelatterpulledouthispocket- book,andtenderedL21inbanknotes。Thefairgamestress,withadisdainfultossofthehead,observed——`InthegreathouseswhichIfrequent,sir,wealwaysusegold。’`Thatmaybe,madam,’saidthegentleman,`but,inthe_LITTLE_houseswhichI frequent,wealwaysusepaper。’ [100]AnnualRegister。 Goldsmithmentionsanoldladyinthecountrywho,havingbeengivenoverbyherphysician,playedwiththecurateoftheparishtopassthetimeaway。Havingwonallhismoney,shenextproposedplayingforthefuneralchargestowhichshewouldbeliable。Unfortunately,theladyexpiredjustasshehadtakenupthegame! Aladywhowasdesperatelyfondofplaywasconfessingherself。 Thepriestrepresented,amongotherargumentsagainstgaming,thegreatlossoftimeitoccasioned。`Ah!’saidthelady,`thatiswhatvexesme——somuchtimelostinshufflingthecards!’ ThecelebratedMrsCreweseemstohavebeenfondofgaming。 CharlesJamesFoxrankedamongheradmirers。Agentlemanlostaconsiderablesumtothisladyatplay;andbeingobligedtoleavetownsuddenly,hegaveFoxthemoneytopayher,begginghimtoapologizetotheladyforhisnothavingpaidthedebtofhonourinperson。Foxunfortunatelylosteveryshillingofitbeforemorning。MrsCreweoftenmetthesupposeddebtorafterwards,and,surprisedthathenevernoticedthecircumstance,atlengthdelicatelyhintedthemattertohim。`Blessme,’saidhe,`I paidthemoneytoMrFoxthreemonthsago!’`Oh,youdid,sir?’ saidMrsCrewegood-naturedly,`thenprobablyhepaidmeandI forgotit。’ ThisfamousMrsCrewewasthewifeofMrCrewe,whowascreated,in1806,LordCrewe。Shewasasremarkableforheraccomplishmentsandherworthasforherbeauty;neverthelessshepermittedtheadmirationoftheprofligateFox,whowasintherankofheradmirers,andshewasagamestress,asweremostofthegrandladiesinthosedays。ThelinesFoxwroteonherwerenotexaggerated。Theybeganthus:—— `Wheretheloveliestexpressiontofeaturesisjoin’d,ByNature’smostdelicatepencildesign’d; Whereblushesunhidden,andsmileswithoutart,Speakthesoftnessandfeelingthatdwellintheheart,Whereinmannersenchantingnoblemishwetrace,Butthesoulkeepsthepromisewehadfromtheface; Surephilosophy,reason,andcoldnessmustproveDefencesunequaltoshieldusfromlove。’ `NearlyeightyearsafterthefamouselectionatWestminster,whenshepersonallycanvassedforFox,MrsCrewewasstillinperfection,withasonone-and-twenty,wholookedlikeherbrother。Theformofherfacewasexquisitelylovely,hercomplexionradiant。\"Iknownot,\"MissBurneywrites,\"anyfemaleinherfirstyouthwhocouldbearthecomparison。She_uglifies_everyonenearher。\" `ThischarmingpartisanofFoxhadbeenactiveinhiscause; andheroriginalityofcharacter,hergood-humour,herrecklessnessofconsequences,madeheracapitalcanvasser。’[101] [101]Wharton,_TheQueensofSociety。_ THEGAMBLINGBARROW-WOMEN。 In1776thebarrow-womenofLondonusedgenerallytocarrydicewiththem,andchildrenwereinducedtothrowforfruitandnuts。 However,theperniciousconsequencesofthepracticebeginningtobefelt,theLordMayorissuedanordertoapprehendallsuchoffenders,whichspeedilyputanendtosuchstreet-gambling。Atthepresentdayasortofrouletteisusedforthesamepurposebytheitinerantcatererstothesweetmeatandfruit-lovinglittleones。 GAMESTRESSESATBADEN-BADEN。 MrsTrollopehasdescribedtwospecimensofthemoderngamestressesattheGermanwatering-places,oneofwhomseemstohavespeciallyattractedhernotice:—— `Therewasoneofthisset,’shesays,`whomIwatched,dayafterday,duringthewholeperiodofourstay,withmoreinterestthan,Ibelieve,wasreasonable;forhadIstudiedanyotherasattentivelyImighthavefoundlesstolament。 `Shewasyoung——certainlynotmorethantwenty-five——and,thoughnotregularlynorbrilliantlyhandsome,mostsingularlywinningbothinpersonanddemeanour。Herdresswaselegant,butpeculiarlyplainandsimple,——aclosewhitesilkbonnetandgauzeveil;aquiet-colouredsilkgown,withlessofflourishandfrill,byhalf,thananyotherperson;adelicatelittlehandwhich,whenungloved,displayedsomehandsomerings;ajewelledwatch,ofpeculiarsplendour;andacountenanceexpressiveofanxiousthoughtfulness——mustberememberedbymanywhowereatBadeninAugust,1833。Theymustremember,too,that,entertheroomswhentheywould,morning,noon,ornight,stilltheyfoundhernearlyatthesameplaceatthe_RougeetNoir_table。 `Herhusband,whohadasunquestionablytheairofagentlemanasshehadofalady,thoughnotalwaysclosetoher,wasneververydistant。Hedidnotplayhimself,andIfancied,ashehoverednearher,thathiscountenanceexpressedanxiety。Buthereturnedhersweetsmile,withwhichshealwaysmethiseye,withanansweringsmile;andIsawnottheslightestindicationthathewishedtowithdrawherfromthetable。 `Therewasanexpressionintheupperpartofherfacethatmyblunderingsciencewouldhaveconstruedintosomethingveryforeigntothepropensitysheshowed;butthereshesat,hourafterhour,dayafterday,notevenallowingtheblessedsabbath,thatgivesresttoall,tobringittoher;——thereshesat,constantlythrowingdownhandfulsoffive-francpieces,andsometimesdrawingthembackagain,tillheryoungfacegrewrigidfromweariness,andallthelustreofhereyefadedintoaglareofvexedinanity。Alas!alas!isthatfairwomanamother?Godforbid! `Anotherfigureatthegamingtable,whichdailydrewourattention,wasapale,anxiousoldwoman,whoseemednolongertohavestrengthtoconcealhereageragitationundertheairofcallousindifference,whichallpractisedplayersendeavourtoassume。Shetrembled,tillhershakinghandcouldhardlygrasptheinstrumentwithwhichshepushedorwithdrewherpieces;thedewofagonystooduponherwrinkledbrow;yet,hourafterhour,anddayafterday,shetoosatintheenchantedchair。I neversawageandstationinapositionsoutterlybeyondthepaleofrespect。Iwasassuredshewasapersonofrank;andmyinformantadded,butItrustshewasmistaken,thatshewasan_ENGLISH_woman。’[102] [102]BelgiumandWesternGermany,in1833。 GAMINGHOUSESKEPTBYLADIES。 Thereisnodoubtthatduringthelasthalfofthelastcenturymanytitledladiesnotonlygambled,butkeptgaminghouses。 ThereisevenevidencethatoneofthemactuallyappealedtotheHouseofLordsforprotectionagainsttheintrusionofthepeaceofficersintoherestablishmentinCoventGarden,onthepleaofherPeerage!AllthisisprovedbyacuriousrecordfoundintheJournalsoftheHouseofLords,bytheeditorofthe_Athenaeum_。Itisasfollows:—— `DieLunae,29Aprilis,1745——_Gaming_。ABillforpreventingtheexcessiveanddeceitfuluseofithavingbeenbroughtfromtheCommons,andproceededonsofarastobeagreedtoinaCommitteeofthewholeHousewithamendments,—— informationwasgiventotheHousethatMrBurdus,ChairmanoftheQuarterSessionsforthecityandlibertyofWestminster,SirThomasdeVeil,andMrLane,ChairmanoftheQuarterSessionsforthecountyofMiddlesex,wereatthedoor; theywerecalledin,andattheBarseverallygaveanaccountthatclaimsofprivilegeofPeerageweremadeandinsistedonbytheLadiesMordingtonandCasselis,inordertointimidatethepeaceofficersfromdoingtheirdutyinsuppressingthepublicgaminghouseskeptbythesaidladies。AndthesaidBurdusthereupondeliveredinaninstrumentinwritingunderthehandofthesaidLadyMordington,containingtheclaimshemadeofprivilegeforherofficersandservantsemployedbyherinhersaidgaminghouse。Andthentheyweredirectedtowithdraw。Andthesaidinstrumentwasreadasfollows:——\"I,DameMary,BaronessofMordington,doholdahouseintheGreatPiazza,CoventGarden,forandasanAssembly,whereallpersonsofcreditareatlibertytofrequentandplayatsuchdiversionsasareusedatotherAssemblys。AndIhavehiredJosephDewberry,WilliamHorsely,HamCropper,andGeorgeSandersasmyservantsormanagers(underme)thereof。Ihavegiventhemorderstodirectthemanagementoftheotherinferiorservants(namely): JohnBright,RichardDavis,JohnHill,JohnVandenvoren,asbox-keepers,——GilbertRichardson,housekeeper,JohnChaplain,regulator,WilliamStanleyandHenryHuggins,servantsthatwaitonthecompanyatthesaidAssembly,WilliamPennyandJosephPennyasportersthereof。Andalltheabove-mentionedpersonsI claimasmydomestickservants,anddemandallthoseprivilegesthatbelongtomeasapeeressofGreatBritainappertainingtomysaidAssembly。M。MORDINGTON。Dated8thJan。,1744。\" `ResolvedanddeclaredthatnopersonisentitledtoprivilegeofPeerageagainstanyprosecutionorproceedingforkeepinganypublicorcommongaminghouse,oranyhouse,room,orplaceforplayingatanygameorgamesprohibitedbyanylawnowinforce。’ ThatsuchpracticecontinuedinvogueisevidentfromthepoliceproceedingssubsequentlytakenagainstTHEFAMOUSLADYBUCKINGHAMSHIRE。 ThisnotoriousgamestressofStJames’sSquare,atthecloseofthelastcentury,actuallysleptwithablunderbussandapairofpistolsatherside,toprotectherFarobank。 Onthe11thofMarch,1797,herLadyship,togetherwithLadyE。LutterellandaMrsSturt,wereconvictedattheMarlboroughStreetPolice-court,inthepenaltyofL50,forplayingatthegameofFaro;andHenryMartindalewasconvictedinthesumofL200,forkeepingtheFarotableatLadyBuckinghamshire’s。 ThewitnesseshadbeenservantsofherLadyship,recentlydischargedonaccountofalateextraordinarylossof500guineasfromherLadyship’shouse,belongingtotheFarobank。[103] [103]ThecaseisreportedintheTimesofMarch13th,1797。 OnecannothelpbeingstruckwiththeappearanceoftheTimesnewspaperatthatperiod——70yearsago。Itwasprintedononesmallsheet,aboutequaltoasinglepageofthepresentissue,andcontainedfourpages,twoofwhichwereadvertisements,whiletheothersgaveonlyashortsummaryofnews——noleaderatall。 Inthesameyear,thecroupierattheCountessofBuckinghamshire’sonenightannouncedtheunaccountabledisappearanceofthecash-boxoftheFarobank。AlleyeswereturnedtowardsherLadyship。MrsConcannonsaidsheoncelostagoldsnuff-boxfromthetable,whileshewenttospeaktoLordC。Anotherladysaidshelostherpursetherelastwinter。 Andastorywastoldthatacertainladyhadtaken,_BY MISTAKE_,acloakwhichdidnotbelongtoher,ataroutgivenbytheCountessof。Unfortunatelyadiscoveryofthecloakwasmade,andwhentheservantknockedatthedoortodemandit,someveryvaluablelacewhichitwastrimmedwithhadbeentakenoff。SomesurmisedthattheladywhostolethecloakmightalsohavestolentheFarobankcash-box。 Soonafter,thesameMartindale,whohadkepttheFarobankatLadyBuckinghamshire’s,becameabankrupt,andhisdebtsamountedtoL328,000,besides`debtsofhonour,’whichwerestruckofftotheamountofL150,000。Hisfailureissaidtohavebeenowingtomisplacedconfidenceinasubordinate,whorobbedhimofthousands。ThefirstsuspicionwasoccasionedbyhispurchasinganestateofL500ayear;butotherpurchasesfollowedtoaconsiderableextent;anditwassoondiscoveredthattheFarobankhadbeenrobbedsometimesof2000guineasaweek!Onthe14thofApril,1798,otherarrears,toalargeamount,weresubmittedto,andrejectedby,theCommissionersinBankruptcy,whodeclaredafirstdividendofoneshillingandfive-penceinthepound。[104] [104]SeymourHarcourt,_GamingCalendar。_ Thischaptercannotbebetterconcludedthanwithquotingthe_Epilogue_of`TheOxonianinTown,’1767,humorouslypaintingsomeofthemischiefsofgambling,andexpresslyaddressedtotheladies:—— `Lo!next,tomypropheticeyetherestartsAbeauteousgamestressintheQueenofHearts。 Thecardsaredealt,thefatalpoolislost,Andallhergoldenhopesforevercross’d。 Yetstillthiscard-devotedfairIview—— Whate’erherluck,to\"_honour_\"evertrue。 Sotenderthere,——ifdebtscrowdfastuponher,She’llpawnher\"virtue\"topreserveher\"honour。\" Thricehappyweremyart,couldIforetell,Cardswouldbesoonabjuredbyeverybelle! Yet,Ipronounce,whocherishstillthevice,Andthepalevigilskeepofcardsanddice—— ’Twillintheircharmssadhavocmake,yefair! Which\"rouge\"invainshalllabourtorepair。 Beautieswillgrowmerehags,toastswither’djades,Frightfulanduglyas——the_QUEENOFSPADES_。’ CHAPTERXI。 GAMBLINGPOETS,SAVANTS,PHILOSOPHERS,WITS,ANDSTATESMEN。 Perhapsthesternmoralistwhomayhaveturnedoverthesepageshasfrownedatthefactsoftheprecedingchapter。Ifso,IknownotwhathewilldoatthosewhichIamabouttorecord。 Ifitmaybesaidthatgamestersmustbemadmen,orrogues,howhasitcometopassthatmenofgenius,talent,andvirtuewithal,havebeengamesters? Menofgenius,`giftedmen,’astheyarecalled,aremuchtobepitied。Oneofthemhassaid——`Oh!ifmypillowcouldrevealmysufferingslastnight!’Hiswastruegrief——forithadnowitness。[105]Theendowmentsofthisnatureofoursaresostrangelymixed——theeventsofourlivesaresounexpectedlyruled,thatonemightalmostprefertohavebeenfashionedafterthoseimaginarybeingswhoactso_CONSISTENTLY_inthenurserytalesandotherfigments。Mostmenseemtohaveadoublesoul; andinyourmenofgenius——yourcelebrities——thebattlebetweenthetwoseemslikethetremendousconflictsograndly(andhorribly)describedbyMilton。WholovedhiscountrymorethanCato?Whocaredmoreforhiscountry’shonour?AndyetCatowasnotonlyunabletoresistthesoftimpeachmentsofalcohol—— NarraturetprisciCatonisSaepemerocaluissevirtus—— buthewasalsoadice-player,agambler。[106] [105]Illedoletverequisinetestedolet。Martial,lib。I。 [106]Plutarch,_Cato。_ JuliusCaesardidnotdrink;butwhataprofligatehewas!AndIhavenodoubtthathewasagambler:itiscertainthathegotridofmillionsnobodyknewhow。 Ibelieve,however,thatthefollowingisanundeniablefact。 Youmayfindsuspiciousgamestersineveryrankoflife,butamongmenofgeniusyouwillgenerally,ifnotalways,findonlyvictimsresignedtothecapricesoffortune。Theprofessionswhichimplythegreatestenthusiasmnaturallyfurnishthegreaternumberofgamesters。Thus,perhaps,wemaynametenpoet-gamesterstoonesavantorphilosopherwhodeservedthetitleorinfamy。 Coquillart,apoetofthe15thcentury,famousforhissatiricalversesagainstwomen,diedofgriefafterhavingruinedhimselfbygaming。ThegreatpainterGuido——andapainteriscertainlyapoet——wasanotherexample。Bynaturegentleandhonourable,hemighthavebeenthemostfortunateofmenifthedemonofgamblinghadnotpoisonedhisexistence,theendofwhichwastrulywretched。 Rotrou,theacknowledgedmasterofCorneille,hurriedhispoeticaleffusionsinordertoraisemoneyforgambling。Thismanofgeniuswasbutaspoiltchildinthematterofplay。Heoncereceivedtwoorthreehundred_louis_,andmistrustinghimself,wentandhidthemundersomevine-branches,inordernottogambleallawayatonce。Vainprecaution!Onthefollowingnighthisbagwasempty。 ThepoetVoiturewasthedelightofhiscontemporaries,conspicuousashewasforthemostexquisitepolishandinexhaustiblewit;buthewasalsooneofthemostdesperategamestersofhistime。LikeRotrou,hemistrustedhisfolly,andsometimesrefrained。`Ihavediscovered,’heoncewrotetoafriend,`aswellasAristotle,thatthereisnobeatitudeinplay;andinfactIhavegivenovergambling;itisnowsevenmonthssinceIplayed——whichisveryimportantnews,andwhichI forgottotellyou。’Hewouldhavediedrichhadhealwaysrefrained。Hisrelapseswereterrible;onenighthelostfifteenhundredpistoles(aboutL750)。 Thelistofforeignpoetsruinedbygamblingmightbeextended; whilst,ontheotherhand,itisimpossible,Ibelieve,toquoteasingleinstanceofthekindamongthepoetsofEngland,—— perhapsbecauseveryfewofthemhadanythingtolose。ThereaderwillprobablyrememberDrJohnson’sexclamationonhearingofthelargedebtleftunpaidbypoorGoldsmithathisdeath—— `Waseverpoetsotrustedbefore!’…… ThegreatphilosophersMontaigneandDescartes,seducedatanearlyagebytheallurementsofgambling,managedatlengthtoovercometheevil,presentingexamplesofreformation——whichprovesthatthismaniaisnotabsolutelyincurable。 Descartesbecameagamesterinhisseventeenthyear;butitissaidthatthecombinationsofcards,orthedoctrineofprobabilities,interestedhimmorethanhiswinnings。[107] [107]Hist。desPhilos。Modernes:_Descartes_。 ThecelebratedCardan,oneofthemostuniversalandmosteccentricgeniusesofhisage,declaresinhisautobiography,thattherageforgamblinglongentaileduponhimthelossofreputationandfortune,andthatitretardedhisprogressinthesciences。`Nothing,’sayshe,`couldjustifyme,unlessitwasthatmyloveofgamingwaslessthanmyhorrorofprivation。’A verybadexcuse,indeed;butCardanreformedandceasedtobeagambler。 ThreeofthegreatestgeniusesofEngland——LordsHalifax,Anglesey,andShaftesbury——weregamblers;andLocketellsaveryfunnystoryaboutoneoftheirgamblingbouts。Thisphilosopher,whoneglectednothing,howevereccentric,thathadanyrelationtotheworkingofthehumanunderstanding,happenedtobepresentwhilemyLordsHalifax,Anglesey,andShaftesburywereplaying,andhadthepatiencetowritedown,wordforword,alltheirdiscordantutterancesduringthephasesofthegame;theresultbeingadialogueofspeakerswhoonlyusedexclamations——alltalkinginchorus,butmoretothemselvesthantoeachother。 LordAngleseyobservingLocke’soccupation,askedhimwhathewaswriting。`MyLord,’repliedLocke,`Iamanxiousnottoloseanythingyouutter。’Thisironymadethemallblush,andputanendtothegame。 M。Sallo,CounsellortotheParliamentofParis,died,saysVigneuldeMarville,ofadiseasetowhichthechildrenoftheMusesarerarelysubject,andforwhichwefindnoremedyinHippocratesandGalen;——hediedofalingeringdiseaseafterhavinglost100,000crownsatthegamingtable——allhepossessed。 Bywayofdiversiontohiscankeringgrief,hestartedthewell- known_JournaldesSavans_,butlivedtowriteonly13sheetsofit,forhewaswoundedtothedeath。[108] [108]Melanges,d’Hist。etdeLitt。i。 ThephysicianPaschasiusJustuswasadeplorableinstanceofanincorrigiblegambler。Thisotherwisemostexcellentandlearnedmanhavingpassedthree-fourthsofhislifeinacontinualstrugglewithvice,atlengthresolvedtocurehimselfofthediseasebyoccupyinghismindwithaworkwhichmightbeusefultohiscontemporariesandposterity。[109]Hebeganhisbook,butstillhegamed;hefinishedit,buttheevilwasstillinhim。`IhavelosteverythingbutGod!’heexclaimed。Heprayedfordeliveryfromhissoul’sdisease;[110]buthisprayerwasnotheard;hediedlikeanygambler——morewretchedthanreformed。 [109]`DeAlea,sivedecurandainpecuniamcupiditate,’pub。in1560。 [110]Illumanimimorbum,utDeustolleret,serioetfrequenteroptavit。 M。Dusaulx,authorofaworkonGaming,exclaimstherein——`Ihavegambledlikeyou,Paschasius,perhapswithgreaterfury。LikeyouIwriteagainstgaming。CanIsaythatIamstrongerthanyou,inmorecriticalcircumstances?’[111] [111]LaPassionduJeu。 What,then,isthatmaniawhichcanbeovercomeneitherbytheloveofglorynorthestudyofwisdom! TheliterarymenofGreeceandRomerarelyplayedanygamesbutthoseofskill,suchastennis,backgammon,andchess;andevenintheseitwasconsidered`indecent’toappeartooskilful。 Cicerostigmatizestwoofhiscontemporariesfortakingtoogreatadelightinsuchgames,onaccountoftheirskillinplayingthem。[112] [112]Astalii,quiapraeclarefaciunt,vehementiusquamcausapostulatdelectantur,utTitiuspila,Brullatalis。DeOrat。 lib。iii。