第5章

类别:其他 作者:Frank R。 Stockton字数:34576更新时间:18/12/19 16:39:17
Quinctilianadvisedhispupilstoavoidallsterileamusements,which,hesaid,wereonlytheresourceoftheignorant。 Inafter-timesmenofmerit,suchasJohnHussandCardinalCajetan,bewailedboththetimelostinthemostinnocentgames,andthedisastrouspassionswhicharetherebyexcited。Montaignecallschessastupidandchildishgame。`Ihateandshunit,’hesays,`becauseitoccupiesonetooseriously;Iamashamedofgivingittheattentionwhichwouldbesufficientforsomeusefulpurpose。’KingJamesI。,theBritishSolomon,forbadechesstohisson,inthefamousbookofroyalinstructionwhichhewroteforhim。 Astothepleaof`fillinguptime,’Addisonhasmadesomeverypertinentobservations:——`Whetheranykindofgaminghaseverthusmuchtosayforitself,Ishallnotdetermine;butIthinkitisverywonderfultoseepersonsofthebestsensepassingawayadozenhourstogetherinshufflinganddividingapackofcards,withnootherconversationbutwhatismadeupofafewgame-phrases,andnootherideasbutthoseofblackorredspotsrangedtogetherindifferentfigures。Wouldnotamanlaughtohearanyoneofhisspeciescomplainingthatlifeisshort?’ Menofintellectmayrestassuredthatwhethertheywinorloseatplay,itwillalwaysbeatthecostoftheirgenius;thesoulcannotsupporttwopassionstogether。Thepassionofplay,althoughfatigued,isneversatiated,andthereforeitalwaysleavesbehindprotractedagitation。ThefamousRomanlawyerScaevolasufferedfromplayingatbackgammon;hisheadwasalwaysaffectedbyit,especiallywhenhelostthegame,infact,itseemedtocrazehim。Onedayhereturnedexpresslyfromthecountrymerelytotryandconvincehisopponentinagamewhichhehadlost,thatifhehadplayedotherwisehewouldhavewon! Itseemsthatonhisjourneyhomehementallywentthroughthegameagain,detectedhismistake,andcouldnotrestuntilhewentbackandgothisadversarytoadmitthefact——forthesakeofhis_amourpropre_。[113] [113]Quinctil。,_Instit。Orat_。lib。XI。cap。ii。 `Itisrare,’saysRousseau,`thatthinkerstakemuchdelightinplay,whichsuspendsthehabitofthinkingordivertsituponsterilecombinations;andsooneofthebenefits——perhapstheonlybenefitconferredbythetasteforthesciences,isthatitsomewhatdeadensthatsordidpassionofplay。’ Unfortunatelysuchwasnottheresultamongtheliteraryandscientificmen,inFranceorEngland,duringthelastquarterofthelastcentury。Manyofthembitterlylamentedthattheyeverplayed,andyetplayedon,——goingthroughallthegradesanddegradationsappointedforhisvotariesbytheinexorabledemonofgambling。 BEAUNASH。 NaturehadbynomeansformedNashfor_beau_。Hispersonwasclumsy,large,andawkward;hisfeatureswereharsh,strong,andpeculiarlyirregular;yetevenwiththesedisadvantageshemadelove,becameanuniversaladmirerofthesex,andwasinhisturnuniversallyadmired。Thefactis,hewaspossessedof,atleast,somerequisitesofa`lover。’Hehadassiduity,flattery,fineclothes——andasmuchwitastheladiesheaddressed。Accordinglyheusedtosay——`Wit,flattery,andfineclothesareenoughtodebauchanunnery!’ThisiscertainlyafoulercalumnyofwomenthanPope’s`Everywomanisatheartarake。’ BeauNashwasabarrister,andhadbeenaremarkable,adistinguishedoneinhisday——althoughnotatthebar。Hehadthehonourtoorganizeanddirectthelastgrand`revelandpageant’beforeaking,intheHalloftheMiddleTemple,ofwhichhewasamember。 IthadlongbeencustomaryfortheInnsofCourttoentertainourmonarchsupontheiraccessiontothecrownwitharevelandpageant,andthelastwasexhibitedinhonourofKingWilliam,whenNashwaschosentoconductthewholewithproperdecorum。 Hewasthenaveryyoungman,butsucceededsowellingivingsatisfaction,thatthekingofferedtogivehimthehonourofknighthood,which,however,Nashdeclined,saying:——`PleaseyourMajesty,ifyouintendtomakemeaknight,IwishitmaybeoneofyourpoorknightsofWindsor;andthenIshallhaveafortuneatleastabletosupportmytitle。’ IntheMiddleTemplehemanagedtorise`totheverysummitofsecond-rateluxury,’andseemstohavesucceededinbecomingafashionable_recherche_,beingalwaysoneofthosewhowerecalledgoodcompany——aprofesseddandyamongtheelegants。 Nowonder,then,thatwesubsequentlyfindhimMasteroftheCeremoniesatBath,thenthetheatreofsummeramusementsforallpeopleoffashion。Itwasherethathetooktogambling,andwasatfirstclassedamongtheneedyadventurerswhowenttothatplace;therewas,however,thegreatdifferencebetweenhimandthem,thathisheartwasnotcorrupt;andthoughbyprofessionagamester,hewasgenerous,humane,andhonourable。 WhenhegaveinhisaccountstotheMastersoftheTemple,amongotheritemshechargedwasone——`Formakingonemanhappy,L10。’Beingquestionedaboutthemeaningofsostrangeanitem,hefranklydeclaredthat,happeningtooverhearapoormandeclaretohiswifeandlargefamilyofchildrenthatL10 wouldmakehimhappy,hecouldnotavoidtryingtheexperiment。 Headded,that,iftheydidnotchoosetoacquiesceinhischarge,hewasreadytorefundthemoney。TheMasters,struckwithsuchanuncommoninstanceofgoodnature,publiclythankedhimforhisbenevolence,anddesiredthatthesummightbedoubledasaproofoftheirsatisfaction。 `Hislawsweresostrictlyenforcedthathewasstyled\"KingofBath:\"norankwouldprotecttheoffender,nordignityofstationcondoneabreachofthelaws。NashdesiredtheDuchessofQueensberry,whoappearedatadressballinanapronofpoint-lace,saidtobeworth500guineas,totakeitoff,whichshedid,atthesametimedesiringhisacceptanceofit;andwhenthePrincessAmeliarequestedtohaveonedancemoreafter11 o’clock,NashrepliedthatthelawsofBath,likethoseofLycurgus,wereunalterable。GamingranhighatBath,andfrequentlyledtodisputesandresorttothesword,thengenerallywornbywell-dressedmen。Swordswere,therefore,prohibitedbyNashinthepublicrooms;stilltheywereworninthestreets,whenNash,inconsequenceofaduelfoughtbytorchlight,bytwonotoriousgamesters,madethelawabsolute,\"Thatnoswordsshould,onanyaccount,beworninBath。\"’[114] [114]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。 Abouttheyear1739thegamblers,inordertoevadethelawsagainstgaming,setupEOtables;andastheseprovedveryprofitabletotheproprietorsatTunbridge,NashdeterminedtointroducethematBath,havingbeenassuredbythelawyersthatnolawexistedagainstthem。HethereforesetupanEOtable,andthespeculationflourishedforashorttime;butthelegislatureinterferedin1745,andinflictedseverepenaltiesonthekeepersofsuchtables。ThiswastheruinofNash’sgamblingspeculation;andfortheremainingsixteenyearsofhislifehedependedsolelyontheprecariousproductsofthegamingtable。 HediedatBath,in1761,ingreatlyreducedcircumstances,beingrepresentedas`poor,old,andpeevish,yetstillincapableofturningfromhisformermanneroflife。’ `HewasburiedintheAbbeyChurchwithgreatceremony:asolemnhymnwassungbythecharity-schoolchildren,threeclergymenprecededthecoffin,thepallwassupportedbyaldermen,andtheMastersoftheAssembly-Roomsfollowedaschiefmourners;whilethestreetswerefilledandthehousetopscoveredwithspectators,anxioustowitnesstherespectpaidtothevenerablefounderoftheprosperityofthecityofBath。’[115] [115]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。 ThefollowingarethechiefanecdotestoldofBeauNash。 Agiddyyouth,whohadresignedhisfellowshipatOxford,broughthisfortunetoBath,and,withoutthesmallestskill,wonaconsiderablesum;andfollowingitup,inthenextOctoberaddedfourthousandpoundstohisformercapital。Nashonenightinvitedhimtosupper,andofferedtogivehimfiftyguineastoforfeittwentyeverytimehelosttwohundredatonesitting。 Theyoungmanrefused,andwasatlastundone。 TheDukeofB——lovedplaytodistraction。Onenight,chagrinedataheavyloss,hepressedNashtotiehimupfromdeepplayinfuture。ThebeauaccordinglygavehisGraceonehundredguineasonconditiontoreceivetenthousandwheneverhelostthatamountatonesitting。ThedukesoonlosteightthousandatHazard,andwasgoingtothrowforthreethousandmore,whenNashcaughtthedice-box,andentreatedthepeertoreflectonthepenaltyifhelost。Thedukedesistedforthattime;buterelong,losingconsiderablyatNewmarket,hewillinglypaidthepenalty。 WhentheEarlofT——wasayouthhewaspassionatelyfondofplay。Nashundertooktocurehim。Consciousofhissuperiorskill,heengagedtheearlinsingleplay。Hislordshiplosthisestate,equipage,everything!Ourgenerousgamesterreturnedall,onlystipulatingforthepaymentofL5000wheneverhemightthinkpropertodemandit。Sometimeafterhislordship’sdeath,Nash’saffairsbeingonthewane,hedemandeditofhisheirs,_WHOPAIDITWITHOUTHESITATION_。 NashonedaycomplainedofhisilllucktotheEarlofChesterfield,addingthathehadlostL500thelastnight。 Theearlreplied,`Idon’twonderatyour_LOSING_money,Nash,butalltheworldissurprisedwhereyougetittolose。’ `TheCorporationofBathsohighlyrespectedNash,thattheChambervotedamarblestatueofhim,whichwaserectedinthePump-room,betweenthebustsofNewtonandPope;thisgaverisetoastingingepigrambyLordChesterfield,concludingwiththeselines: \"The_STATUE_placedthesebustsbetweenGivessatireallitsstrength; _WISDOM_and_WIT_arelittleseen,But_FOLLY_atfulllength。\"’[116] [116]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。 THEEARLOFCHESTERFIELD。 WalpoletellsusthatthecelebratedEarlofChesterfield_LIVED_atWhite’sClub,gaming,andutteringwitticismsamongtheboysofquality;`yethesaystohisson,thatamemberofagamingclubshouldbeacheat,orhewillsoonbeabeggar;’aninconsistencywhichremindsoneofoldFuller’ssaw——`Afatherthatwhipthissonforswearing,andsworehimselfwhilsthewhipthim,didmoreharmbyhisexamplethangoodbyhiscorrection。’ GEORGESELWYN。 ThecharacterofSelwyn,’saysMrJesse,`wasinmanyrespectsaremarkableone。Withbrilliantwit,aquickperceptionoftheridiculous,andathoroughknowledgeoftheworldandhumannature,heunitedclassicalknowledgeandatasteforthefinearts。Tothesequalitiesmaybeaddedothersofaverycontradictorynature。Withathoroughenjoymentofthepleasuresofsociety,animperturbablegood-humour,akindheart,andapassionatefondnessforchildren,heunitedamorbidinterestinthedetailsofhumansuffering,and,moreespecially,atasteforwitnessingcriminalexecutions。Notonlywasheaconstantfrequenterofsuchscenesofhorror,butallthedetailsofcrime,theprivatehistoryofthecriminal,hisdemeanourathistrial,inthedungeon,andonthescaffold,andthestateofhisfeelingsinthehourofdeathanddegradation,weretoSelwynmattersofthedeepestandmostextraordinaryinterest。Eventhemostfrightfulparticularsrelatingtosuicideandmurder,theinvestigationofthedisfiguredcorpse,thesightofanacquaintancelyinginhisshroud,seemtohaveaffordedhimapainfulandunaccountablepleasure。WhenthefirstLordHollandwasonhisdeath-bedhewastoldthatSelwyn,whohadlivedontermsoftheclosestintimacywithhim,hadcalledtoinquireafterhishealth。\"ThenexttimeMrSelwyncalls,\"hesaid,\"showhimup;ifIamaliveIshallbedelightedtoseehim,andifIamdeadhewillbegladtoseeme。\"WhensomeladiesbanteredhimonhiswantoffeelinginattendingtoseetheterribleLordLovat’sheadcutoff——\"Why,\"hesaid,\"Imadeamendsbygoingtotheundertaker’stoseeitsewedonagain。\" Andyetthiswasthesameindividualwhodelightedinthefirstwordsandinthesunnylooksofchildhood;whosefriendshipseemstohavepartakenofallthesoftnessoffemaleaffection; andwhoseheartwasneverhardenedagainstthewretchedanddepressed。Suchwasthe\"original\"GeorgeSelwyn。’ Thiscelebratedconversationalwitwasadevotedfrequenterofthegamingtable。WritingtoSelwyn,in1765,LordHollandsaid:——`AllthatIcancollectfromwhatyousayonthesubjectofmoneyis,thatfortunehasbeenalittlefavourablelately;ormaybe,thelastnightonly。Tillyouleaveoffplayentirelyyoumustbe——inearnest,andwithoutirony——_enveriteleserviteurtres-humbledesevenements_,\"intruth,theveryhumbleservantofevents。\"’ HisfriendtheLordCarlisle,althoughhimselfagreatgambler,alsogavehimgoodadvice。`IhopeyouhaveleftoffHazard,’hewrotetoSelwyn;`ifyouarestillsofoolish,andwillplay,thebestthingIcanwishyouis,thatyoumaywinandneverthrowcrabs。[117]Youdonotputitinthepowerofchancetomakeyouthem,asweallknow;andtilltheninthmissisbornI shallnotbeconvincedtothecontrary。’ [117]Thatis,aces,oraceanddeuce,twelve,orseven。Withfalsedice,aswillappearinthesequel,itwasimpossibletothrowanyofthesenumbers,andasthecasteralwayscalledthemain,hewassuretowin,ashecouldcallanimpossiblenumber: thosewhowereinthesecretofcoursealwaystooktheodds。 Again:——`AsyouhaveplayedIamhappytohearyouhavewon;butbythistimetheremaybeatristereversdesucces_。’ Selwynhadtakentogamingbeforehisfather’sdeath——probablyfromhisfirstintroductiontotheclubs。Hisstakeswerehigh,thoughnotextravagantlyso,comparedwiththesumshazardedbyhiscontemporaries。In1765helostL1000toMrShafto,whoappliedforitinthelanguageofan`embarrassedtradesman。’ `July1,1765。 `DEARSIR,——Ihavethismomentreceivedthefavourofyourletter。IintendedtohavegoneoutoftownonThursday,butasyoushallnotreceiveyourmoneybeforetheendofthisweek,I mustpostponemyjourneytillSunday。Amonthwouldhavemadenodifferencetome,hadInothadotherstopaybeforeIleavetown,andmustpay;thereforemustbegthatyouwillleavethewholebeforethisweekisout,atWhite’s,asitistobepaidawaytootherstowhomIhavelost,anddonotchoosetoleavetowntillthatisdone。BesureyoucouldnotwishanindulgenceIshouldnotbehappytogrant,ifitmypower。’ NorwasthistheonlydunofthekindthatSelwynhad`toputupwith’onaccountofthegamingtable。HereceivedthefollowingfromEdward,EarlofDerby。[118] [118]Edward,twelfthEarlofDerby,wasbornSeptember12,1752,anddiedOctober21,1834。Hemarriedfirst,Elizabeth,daughterofJames,sixthDukeofHamilton,whodiedin1799,andsecondly,thecelebratedactress,MissFarren,whodiedApril23,1829。 _TheEarlofDerbytoGeorgeSelwyn_。 `NothingcouldequalwhatIfeelattroublingyouwiththisdisagreeablenote;buthavinglostaverymonstroussumofmoneylastnight,IfindmyselfunderthenecessityofentreatingyourgoodnesstoexcusethelibertyIamtakingofapplyingtoyouforassistance。Ifitisnotveryinconvenienttoyou,Ishouldbegladofthemoneyyouoweme。Ifitis,ImustpaywhatIcan,anddesireBrookestotrustmefortheremainder。Irepeatagainmyapologies,towhichIshallbegleavetoaddhowverysincerelyIhavethehonourtobe,mydearsir,`Yourmostobedienthumbleservant,`DEBBY。 Thisistheverymodelofadun,andproveshowhandsomelysuchuglythingscanbedonewhenonehastodealwithanobleinsteadofaplebeiancreditor。 ButSelwynhadnotonlytoenduresuchindignities,butalsotoinflictthem,asappearsbythefollowinglettertohimfromtheHonourableGeneralFitzpatrick,inanswertoadun,which,weareassured,was`gentleandmoderate。’ `Iamverysorrytohearthenightendedsoill;buttogiveyousomeideaoftheutterimpossibilityofmybeingusefulontheoccasion,Iwillinformyouofthestateofmyaffairs。IwonL400lastnight,whichwasimmediatelyappropriatedbyMr_Martindale_,towhomIstilloweL300,andIaminBrookes’ bookforthricethatsum。Addtoallthis,thatatChristmasI expectaninundationofclamorouscreditors,who,unlessI somehoworotherscrapetogethersomemoneytosatisfythem,willoverwhelmmeentirely。Whatcanbedone?IfIcouldcoinmyheart,ordropmybloodintodrachms,Iwoulddoit,thoughbythistimeIshouldprobablyhaveneitherheartnorbloodleft。I amafraid。youwillfindStepheninthesamestateofinsolvency。Adieu!Iamobligedtoyouforthegentlenessandmoderationofyourdun,consideringhowlongIhavebeenyourdebtor。 `Yoursmostsincerely,`R。F。’[119] [119]Apud_SelwynandhisContemporaries_byJesse。 Selwynissaidtohavebeenaloseronthewhole,andoftenpillaged。Latterlyheappearstohavegotthebetterofhispropensityforplay,ifwemayjudgefromthefollowingwisesentiment:——`Itwastoogreataconsumer,’hesaid,`offourthings——time,health,fortune,andthinking。’Butawriterinthe_EdinburghReview_seemstodoubtSelwyn’sreformation;forhisinitiationofWilberforceoccurredin1782,whenhewas63; andpreviously,in1776,heunderwenttheprocessofdunningfromLordDerby,before-mentioned,andin1779fromMrCrawford(`FishCrawford,’ashewascalled),eachofwhom,likeMrShafto,`hadasumtomakeup’——intheinfernalstylesohorridlyprovoking,evenwhenweareableandwillingtopay。However,asSelwyndiedcomparativelyrich,itmaybepresumedthathisfortunesufferedtonogreatextentbyhisindulgenceintheviceofgaming。 ThefollowingaresomeofGeorgeSelwyn’sjokesrelatingtogambling:—— Onenight,atWhite’s,observingthePostmaster-General,SirEverardFawkener,losingalargesumofmoneyatPiquet,Selwyn,pointingtothesuccessfulplayer,remarked——`Seenow,heisrobbingthe_MAIL!_’ Onanotheroccasion,in1756,observingMrPonsonby,theSpeakeroftheIrishHouseofCommons,tossingaboutbank-billsataHazardtableatNewmarket——`Look,’hesaid,`howeasilytheSpeakerpassesthemoney-bills!’ Afewmonthsafterwards(whenthepublicjournalsweredailycontaininganaccountofsomefreshtownwhichhadconferredthefreedomofitscorporationinagoldboxonMrPitt,afterwardsEarlofChatham,andtheRightHonourableHenryBilsonLegge,hisfellow-patriotandcolleague),Selwyn,whoneitheradmiredtheirpoliticsnorrespectedtheirprinciples,proposedtotheoldandnewclubatArthur’s,thatheshouldbedeputedtopresenttothemthefreedomofeachclubina_dice-box_。 OnoneofthewaitersatArthur’sclubhavingbeencommittedtoprisonforafelony——`Whatahorrididea,’saidSelwyn,`hewillgiveofustothepeopleinNewgate!’ WhentheaffairsofCharlesFoxwereinamorethanusuallyembarrassedstate,chieflythroughhisgambling,hisfriendsraisedasubscriptionamongthemselvesforhisrelief。Oneofthemremarkingthatitwouldrequiresomedelicacyinbreakingthemattertohim,andaddingthat`hewonderedhowFoxwouldtakeit。’`Takeit?’interruptedSelwyn,`why,_QUARTERLY_,tobesure。’[120] [120]Jesse,_GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries。_ LORDCARLISLE。 Thiseminentstatesmanwasregardedbyhiscontemporariesasanable,aninfluential,andoccasionallyapowerfulspeaker。 Thoughmarriedtoaladyforwhominhislettersheeverexpressesthewarmestfeelingsofadmirationandesteem;andsurroundedbyayoungandincreasingfamily,whowereevidentlytheobjectsofhisdeepestaffection,LordCarlisle,nevertheless,attimesappearstohavebeenunabletoextricatehimselffromthedangerousenticementstoplaytowhichhewasexposed。Hisfatalpassionforplay——thesourceofadventitiousexcitementatnight,andofdeepdistressinthemorning——seemstohaveledtofrequentandinconvenientlosses,andeventuallytohaveplungedhimintocomparativedistress。 `Inrecordingthesefailingsofamanofotherwisestrongsense,ofahighsenseofhonour,andofkindlyaffections,wehavesaidtheworstthatcanbeadducedtohisdisadvantage。Attached,indeed,asLordCarlislemayhavebeentothepleasuresofsociety,andunfortunateasmayhavebeenhispassionforthegamingtable,itisdifficulttoperusethosepassagesinhislettersinwhichhedeeplyreproacheshimselfforyieldingtothefatalfascinationofplay,andaccuseshimselfofhavingdiminishedtheinheritanceofhischildren,withoutafeelingofcommiserationforthesensationsofamanofstrongsenseanddeepfeeling,whilereflectingonhismoraldegradation。Itissufficient,however,toobserveofLordCarlisle,thatthedeepsensewhichheentertainedofhisownfolly;thealmostmaddeningmomentstowhichherefersinhislettersofself-condemnationandbitterregret;andsubsequentlyhisnoblevictoryoverthesirenenticementsofpleasure,andhisthoroughemancipationfromthetrammelsofadomineeringpassion,makeadequateamendsforhispreviousunhappycareer。’[121] [121]Jesse,_GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries_,ii。 Braveconquerors,forsoyeare,Whowaragainstyourownaffections,Andthehugearmyoftheworld’sdesires。 LadySarahBunbury,writingtoGeorgeSelwyn,in1767,says:——`IfyouarenowatPariswithpoorC。[evidentlyCarlisle],whoI daresayisnowswearingattheFrenchpeople,givemycomplimentstohim。IcallhimpoorC。becauseIhopeheisonlymiserableathavingbeensucha_PIGEON_toColonelScott。 Inevercanpityhimforlosingatplay,andIthinkofitaslittleasIcan,becauseIcannotbeartobeobligedtoabatetheleastofthegoodopinionIhavealwayshadofhim。’ Oddlyenoughthewriterhadnobetteraccounttogiveofherownhusband;shesays,intheletter:——`SirCharlesgamesfrommorningtillnight,buthehasneveryetlostL100inoneday。’[122] [122]ThisLadySarahBunburywasthewifeofSirCharlesBunbury,afterhavinghadachanceofbeingQueenofEngland,asthewifeofGeorgeIII。,whowaspassionatelyinlovewithher,andwouldhavemarriedherhaditnotbeenfortheconstitutionaloppositionofhisprivycouncil。Thischarmingandbeautifulwomandiedin1826,attheageof82。Shewasprobablythelastsurvivinggreat-granddaughterofCharlesII——Jesse,_Ubisupra_。 Abouttheyear1776LordCarlislewrotethefollowinglettertoGeorgeSelwyn:—— `MYDEARGEORGE,`Ihaveundonemyself,anditistonopurposetoconcealfromyoumyabominablemadnessandfolly,thoughperhapstheparticularsmaynotbeknowntotherestoftheworld。IneverlostsomuchinfivetimesasIhavedoneto-night,andamindebttothehouseforthewhole。YoumaybesureIdonottellyouthiswithanideathatyoucanbeoftheleastassistancetome;itisagreatdealmorethanyourabilitiesareequalto。 Letmeseeyou——thoughIshallbeashamedtolookatyouafteryourgoodnesstome。’ ThisletterisendorsedbyGeorgeSelwyn——`AfterthelossofL10,000。’HetellsSelwynofasetwhich,atonepointofthegame,stoodtowinL50,000。 `LordByron,itisalmostneedlesstoremark,wasnearlyrelatedtoLordCarlisle。ThemotherofLordCarlislewassistertoJohn,fourthLordByron,thegrandfatherofthepoet;LordCarlisleandLordByronwereconsequentlyfirstcousinsonceremoved。Hadtheyhappenedtohavebeencontemporaries,itwouldbedifficulttoformanideaoftwoindividualswho,alikefromtastes,feelings,andhabitsoflife,weremorelikelytoformalastingandsuitableintimacy。Bothweremenofhighrank;bothunitedanintimateknowledgeofsocietyandtheworldwiththeardenttemperamentofapoet;andbothinyouthmingledaloveoffrolicandpleasurewithagravertasteforliterarypursuits。’ CHARLESJAMESFOX。 InthemidstoftheinfatuatedvotariesofthegaminggodinEngland,towersthemightyintellectualgiantCharlesJamesFox。 Naturehadfashionedhimtobeequallyanobjectofadmirationandlove。Inadditiontopowerfuleloquence,hewasdistinguishedbytherefinementofhistasteinallmattersconnectedwithliteratureandart;hewasdeeplyreadinhistory; hadsomeclaimstoberegardedasapoet;andpossessedathoroughknowledgeoftheclassicalauthorsofantiquity,aknowledgeofwhichhesooftenandsohappilyavailedhimselfinhisseatintheHouseofCommons。Tothesequalitieswasaddedagood-humourwhichwasseldomruffled,——apeculiarfascinationofmannerandaddress,——themostdelightfulpowersofconversation,——aheartperfectlyfreefromvindictiveness,ostentation,anddeceit,——astrongsenseofjustice,——athoroughdetestationoftyrannyandoppression,——andanalmostfemininetendernessoffeelingforthesufferingsofothers。 Unfortunately,however,hisgreattalentsanddelightfulqualitiesinprivateliferenderedhisdefectsthemoreglaringandlamentable;indeed,itisdifficulttothinkorspeakwithcommonpatienceofthoseinjuriouspracticesandhabits——thatabandonmenttoself-gratification,andthatcriminalwasteofthemosttranscendentabilitieswhichexhaustedinsocialconvivialityandthegamingtablewhatwereformedtoconferblessingsonmankind。 SomuchforthecharacterofFox,asIhavegatheredfromMrJesse;[123]andIcontinuetheextremelyinterestingsubjectbyquotingfromthatdelightfulbook,`TheQueensofSociety。’[124]`Withafatherwhohadmadeanenormousfortune,withlittleprinciple,outofapublicoffice——forLordHollandowedthebulkofhiswealthtohisappointmentofpaymastertotheforces,——andwhospoiledhim,inhisboyhood,CharlesJamesFoxhadbegunlife_ASAFOPOFTHEFIRSTWATER_,andsquanderedL50,000indebtbeforehebecameofage。Afterwardsheindulgedrecklesslyandextravagantlyineverycourseoflicentiousnesswhichtheprofligatesocietyofthedayopenedtohim。AtBrookes’andtheThatchedHouseFoxateanddranktoexcess,threwthousandsupontheFarotable,mingledwithblacklegs,andmadehimselfnotoriousforhisshamelessvices。 Newmarketsuppliedanotherexcitement。HisbackroomwassoincessantlyfilledwithJewmoney-lendersthathecalledithisJerusalemChamber。Itwasimpossiblethatsuchalifeshouldnotdestroyeveryprincipleofhonour;andthereisnothingimprobableinthestorythatheappropriatedtohimselfmoneywhichbelongedtohisdearfriendMrsCrewe,asbeforerelated。 [123]GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries,ii。 [124]ByGraceandPhilipWharton。 `Ofhistalents,whichwerecertainlygreat,hemadeanaffecteddisplay。Ofhislearninghewasproud——butratherasaddinglustretohiscelebrityforuniversaltastes。Hewasnotatallashamed,butrathergloriedinbeingabletodescribehimselfasafool,ashedoesinhisversestoMrsCrewe:—— \"Is’treason?No;thatmywholelifewillbelie; For,whosoatvarianceasreasonandI? Is’tambitionthatfillsupeachchinkinmyheart,Norallowsanysoftersensationapart? Oh!no;forinthisalltheworldmustagree,_ONEFOLLYWASNEVERSUFFICIENTFORME_。\" `Sensualandself-indulgent——withagrossnessthatisevenpatentonhisveryportrait[andbust],Foxhadneverthelessamannerwhichenchantedthesex,andhewastheonlypoliticianofthedaywhothoroughlyenlistedthepersonalsympathiesofwomenofmindandcharacter,aswellasofthosewhomightbecaptivatedbyhisprofusion。WhenhevisitedParisinlaterdays,evenMadameRecamier,notedforherrefinement,andofwhomhehimselfsaid,withhisusualcoarseideasofthesphereofwoman,that\"shewastheonlywomanwhounitedtheattractionsofpleasuretothoseofmodesty,\"delightedtobeseenwithhim! AtthetimeofwhichwearespeakingthemostcelebratedbeautiesofEnglandwerehismostardentsupporters。 `Theelectionof1784,inwhichhestoodandwasreturnedforWestminster,wasoneofthemostfamousoftheoldriotouspoliticaldemonstrations……Loving_hazard_ofallkindsforitsownsake,Foxhadmadepartyhostilityanewsphereofgambling,hadadoptedthecharacterofademagogue,andatatimewhenthewholeofEuropewasundergoing,agreatrevolutioninprinciples,waswelcomedgladlyas\"TheManofthePeople。\"Inthebeginning,oftheyearhehadbeenconvictedofbribery,butinspiteofthishispopularityincreased……TheelectionforWestminster,inwhichFoxwasopposedbySirCecilWray,wasthemosttempestuousofall。Therewere20,000votestobepolled,andtheopposingpartiesresortedtoanymeansofintimidation,orviolence,orpersuasionwhichpoliticalenthusiasmcouldsuggest。Ontheeighthdaythepollwasagainstthepopularmember,andhecalleduponhisfriendstomakeagreateffortonhisbehalf。Itwasthenthatthe\"ladies’ canvass\"began。LadyDuncannon,theDuchessofDevonshire,MrsCrewe,andMrsDamerdressedthemselvesinblueandbuff——thecoloursoftheAmericanIndependents,whichFoxhadadoptedandworeintheHouseofCommons——andsetouttovisitthepurlieusofWestminster。Here,intheirenthusiasm,theyshookthedirtyhandsofhonestworkmen,expressedthegreatestinterestintheirwivesandfamilies,andeven,asinthecaseoftheDuchessofDevonshireandthebutcher,submittedtheirfaircheekstobekissedbythepossessorsofvotes!Atthebutcher’sshop,theowner,inhisapronandsleeves,stoutlyrefusedhisvote,exceptononecondition——\"WouldherGracegivehimakiss?\"Therequestwasgranted;andthevotethuspurchasedwenttoswellthemajoritywhichfinallysecuredthereturnof\"TheManofthePeople。\" `Thecolouringofpoliticalfriends,whichconcealedhisvices,orratherwhichgavethemafalsehue,haslongsincefadedaway。 WenowknowFoxashe_WAS_。InthelatestjournalsofHoraceWalpolehisinveterategambling,hisopenprofligacy,hisutterwantofhonour,isdisclosedbyoneofhisownopinion。 Corruptedereyethehadlefthishome,whilstinageaboy,thereis,however,thecomfortofreflectingthatheoutlivedhisviceswhichseemtohave\"croppedout\"byhisancestralconnectioninthefemalelinewiththereprobateCharlesII。,whomhewasthoughttoresembleinfeatures。Fox,afterwards,withagreenaprontiedroundhiswaist,pruningandnailinguphisfruittreesatStAnn’sHill,oramusinghimselfinnocentlywithafewfriends,isapleasingobjecttoremember,evenwhilsthisearlycareeroccursforciblytothemind。’ Peace,then,totheshadeofCharlesJamesFox!Thethreelastpublicactswhichheperformedwereworthyoftheman,andshouldsufficetoprovethat,inspiteofhisterriblefailings,hewasmostusefulinhisgeneration。Byone,helabouredtorepairtheoutragesofwar——toobtainabreathingtimeforourallies;and,byanextensionofourcommerce,toafford,ifnecessary,tohiscountryalltheadvantagesofarenovatedcontest,withoutthedangerofdryingupourresources。Byanother,heattemptedtoremovealllegaldisabilitiesarisingoutofreligion——tounitemoreclosely_THEINTERESTSOFIRELANDWITHTHOSEOFENGLAND;_ andthus,byanextensionofcommonrights,andaparticipationofcommonbenefits,wiselytorenderthatwhichhasalwaysbeenconsideredtheweakestandmosttroublesomeportionofourempire,atleastausefulandvaluablepartofEngland’sgreatnessamongthenations。QueenElizabeth’sMinister,LordBurleigh,inthepresenceofthe`Irishdifficulty’inhisday,wishedIrelandatthebottomofthesea,anddoubtlessmanyatthepresenttimewishthesame;butFoxendeavouredtograpplewithitmanfullyandhonestly,anditwasnothisfaultthathedidnotsettleit。ThevicesofFoxwerethoseoftheageinwhichhelived;hadhebeenreservedforthepresentepoch,whatadifferentbiographyshouldwehavetowriteofhim!Whatahelmsmanhemightbeatthepresenttime,whentheshipofOldEnglandisatseaandinperil! ItappearsfromaletteraddressedbyLordCarlisletoLadyHolland(Fox’smother)in1773,thathehadbecomesecurityforFoxtotheamountoffifteenorsixteenthousandpounds;andalettertoSelwynin1777,putstheruinouscharacteroftheirgamingtransactionsinthestrongestlight。LordIlchester(Fox’scousin)hadlostthirteenthousandpoundsatonesittingtoLordCarlisle,whoofferedtotakethreethousandpoundsdown。 Nothingwaspaid。Buttenyearsafterwards,whenLordCarlislepressedforhismoney,hecomplainedthatanattemptwasmadetoconstruetheofferintoa_remission_ofthetenthousandpounds:——`Theonlyway,inhonour,thatLordIlchestercouldhaveacceptedmyoffer,wouldhavebeenbytakingsomestepstopaytheL3000。Iremainedinastateofuncertainty,Ithink,fornearlythreeyears;buthistakingnonoticeofitduringthattime,convincedmethathehadnointentionofavailinghimselfofit。CharlesFoxwasalsoatamuchearlierperiodclearthathenevermeanttoacceptit。Thereisalsogreatinjusticeinthebehaviourofthefamilyinpassingbytheinstantaneouspaymentof,Ibelieve,fivethousandpounds,toCharles,wonatthesamesitting,withoutanyobservations。_AtoneperiodoftheplayIremembertherewasabalanceinfavourofoneofthesegentlemen(butwhichIprotestIdonotremember) ofaboutfiftythousand_。’ AtthetimeinquestionFoxwashardlyeighteen。ThefollowingletterfromLordCarlisle,writtenin1771,containshighlyinterestinginformationrespectingtheyouthfulhabitsandalreadyvastintellectualpre-eminenceofthismemorablestatesman:——`ItgivesmegreatpaintohearthatCharlesbeginstobeunreasonablyimpatientatlosing。Ifearitistheprologuetomuchfretfulnessoftemper,fordisappointmentinraisingmoney,andanyseriousreflectionsuponhissituation,will(inspiteofhisaffectedspiritsanddissipation)occasionhimmanydisagreeablemoments。’LordCarlisle’sfearsprovedgroundlessinthisrespect。Asbeforestated,Foxwasalwaysremarkableforhissweetnessoftemper,whichremainedwithhimtothelast;butitismostpainfultothinkhowmuchmankindhaslostthroughhisrecklessness。 GibbonwritestoLordSheffieldin1773,`YouknowLordHollandispayingCharlesFox’sdebts。TheyamounttoL140,000。’[125] [125]Timbs,_ClubLifeinLondon_。 Hisloveofplaywasdesperate。AfeweveningsbeforehemovedtherepealoftheMarriageAct,inFebruary,1772,hehadbeenatBromptonontwoerrands,——onetoconsultJusticeFieldingonthepenallaws,theothertoborrowL10,000,whichhebroughttotownatthehazardofbeingrobbed。HeplayedadmirablybothatWhistandPiquet,——withsuchskill,indeed,thatbythegeneraladmissionofBrookes’Club,hemighthavemadefourthousandpoundsa-year,astheycalculated,atthesegames,ifhecouldhaveconfinedhimselftothem。Buthismisfortunearosefromplayinggamesofchance,particularlyatFaro。 Aftereatinganddrinkingplentifully,hewouldsitdownattheFarotable,andinvariablyrosealoser。Once,indeed,andonceonly,hewonabouteightthousandpoundsinthecourseofasingleevening。Partofthemoneyhepaidtohiscreditors,andtheremainderhelostalmostimmediately。 Beforeheattainedhisthirtiethyearhehadcompletelydissipatedeverythingthathecouldeithercommandorcouldprocurebythemostruinousexpedients。Hehadevenundergone,attimes,manyoftheseverestprivationsincidentaltothevicissitudesthatattendagamester’sprogress;frequentlywantingmoneytodefraythecommondailywantsofthemostpressingnature。TophamBeauclerc,wholivedmuchinFox’ssociety,declaredthatnomancouldformanideaoftheextremitiestowhichhehadbeendriventoraisemoney,oftenlosinghislastguineaattheFarotable。Theverysedan- chairmen,whomhewasunabletopay,usedtodunhimforarrears。 In1781,hemightbeconsideredasanextinctvolcano,——forthepecuniaryalimentthathadfedtheflamewaslongconsumed。YetheeventhenoccupiedahouseorlodgingsinStJames’sStreet,closetoBrookes’,wherehepassedalmosteveryhourwhichwasnotdevotedtotheHouseofCommons。Brookes’wasthentherallyingpointorrendezvousoftheOpposition,whereFaro,Whist,andsupperprolongedthenight,theprincipalmembersoftheminorityinbothHousesmet,inordertocomparetheirinformation,ortoconcertandmaturetheirparliamentarymeasures。GreatsumswerethenborrowedofJewsatexorbitantpremiums。 HisbrotherStephenwasenormouslyfat;GeorgeSelwynsaidhewasintherighttodealwithShylocks,ashecouldgivethempoundsofflesh。 Walpole,in1781,walkingupStJames’sStreet,sawacartatFox’sdoor,withcopperandanoldchestofdrawers,loading。 HissuccessatFarohadawakenedahostofcreditors;but,unlesshisbankhadswelledtothesizeoftheBankofEngland,itcouldnothaveyieldedahalf-pennyapieceforeach。Epsomtoohadbeenunpropitious;andonecreditorhadactuallyseizedandcarriedoffFox’sgoods,whichdidnotseemworthremoving。Yet,shortlyafterthis,whomshouldWalpolefindsaunteringbyhisowndoorbutFox,whocameupandtalkedtohimatthecoachwindow,ontheMarriageBill,withasmuch_sang-froid_asifheknewnothingofwhathadhappened。Doubtlessthisindifferencewastobeattributedquiteasmuchtothecallousnessoftherecklessgamblerastoanythingthatmightbecalled`philosophy。’ ItseemsclearthattherulingpassionofFoxwaspartlyowingtothelaxtrainingofhisfather,who,byhislavishallowances,notonlyfosteredhispropensitytoplay,buthadalsobeenaccustomedtogivehim,whenamereboy,moneytoamusehimselfatthegamingtable。AccordingtoChesterfield,thefirstLordHolland`hadnofixedprinciplesinreligionormorality,’andhecensureshimtohissonforbeing`toounwaryinridiculingandexposingthem。’HegavefullswingtoCharlesinhisyouth。 `Letnothingbedone,’saidhislordship,`tobreakhisspirit,theworldwilldothatforhim。’Athisdeath,in1774,helefthimL154,000topayhisdebts;itwasall`bespoke,’andFoxsoonbecameasdeeplypledgedasbefore。[126] [126]Timbs,ubisupra。ThereisamistakeintheanecdoterespectingFox’sduelwithMrAdam(notAdams),asrelatedbyMrTimbsinhisamusingbookoftheClubs。ThechallengewasinconsequenceofsomewordsutteredbyFoxinparliament,andnotonaccountofsomeremarkonGovernmentpowder,towhichFoxwittilyalluded,aftertheduel,saying——`Egad,Adam,youwouldhavekilledmeifithadnotbeenGovernmentpowder。’SeeGilchrist,Ordeals,Millingen,Hist。 ofDuelling,ii。,andSteinmetz,RomanceofDuelling,ii。 ThefollowingareauthenticanecdotesofFox,asagambler。 FoxhadagamblingdebttopaytoSirJohnSlade。Findinghimselfincash,afteraluckyrunatFaro,hesentacomplimentarycardtotheknight,desiringtodischargetheclaim。SirJohnnosoonersawthemoneythanhecalledforpenandink,andbegantofigure。`Whatnow?’criedFox。`Onlycalculatingtheinterest,’repliedtheother。`Areyouso?’ coollyrejoinedCharlesJames,andpocketedthecash,adding——`I thoughtitwasa_debtofhonour_。Asyouseemtoconsideritatradingdebt,andasImakeitaninvariableruletopaymyJew- creditorslast,youmustwaitalittlelongerforyourmoney。’ FoxonceplayedcardswithFitzpatrickatBrookes’fromteno’clockatnighttillnearsixo’clockthenextmorning——awaiterstandingbytotellthem`whosedealitwas’——theybeingtoosleepytoknow。 OnanotheroccasionhewonaboutL8000;andoneofhisbond- creditors,whosoonheardofhisgoodluck,presentedhimselfandaskedforpayment。`Impossible,sir,’repliedFox; `Imustfirstdischargemydebtsofhonour。’Thebond-creditorremonstrated,andfindingFoxinflexible,torethebondtopiecesandflungitintothefire,exclaiming——`Now,sir,yourdebttomeisa_debtofhonour_。’Struckbythecreditor’swittyrejoinder,Foxinstantlypaidthemoney。[127] [127]TheaboveistheversionofthisanecdotewhichI rememberasbeingcurrentinmyyoungdays。MrTimbsandothersbeforehimrelatetheanecdoteasfollows:——`OnanotheroccasionhewonaboutL8000;andoneofhisbond-creditors,whosoonheardofhisgoodluck,presentedhimselfandaskedforpayment。’ `Impossible,sir,’repliedFox`Imustfirstdischargemydebtsofhonour。’Thebond-creditorremonstrated。`Well,sir,givemeyourbond。’ItwasdeliveredtoFox,whotoreitinpiecesandthrewitintothefire。`Now,sir,’saidFox,`mydebttoyouisadebtofhonour;’andimmediatelypaidhim。 Now,itisevidentthatFoxcouldnotdestroythedocumentwithoutrenderinghimselfstillmore`liable’inpointoflaw。I submitthattheversioninthetextisthetrueone,conformingwiththelegalrequirementofthecaseandinfluencingthedebtorbytheoriginalityoftheperformanceofthecreditor。 Amidstthewildestexcessesofyouth,evenwhiletheperpetualvictimofhispassionforplay,Foxeagerlycultivatedhistasteforletters,especiallytheGreekandRomanhistoriansandpoets; andhefoundresourcesintheirworksunderthemostseveredepressionsoccasionedbyill-successesatthegamingtable。Onemorning,afterFoxhadpassedthewholenightincompanywithTophamBeauclercatFaro,thetwofriendswereabouttoseparate。 Foxhadlostthroughoutthenight,andwasinaframeofmindapproachingtodesperation。Beauclerc’sanxietyfortheconsequenceswhichmightensueledhimtobeearlyatFox’slodgings;andonarrivingheinquired,notwithoutapprehension,whetherhehadrisen。TheservantrepliedthatMrFoxwasinthedrawing-room,whenBeauclercwalkedup-stairsandcautiouslyopenedthedoor,expectingtobeholdafranticgamesterstretchedonthefloor,bewailinghislosses,orplungedinmoodydespair; buthewasastonishedtofindhimreadingaGreekHerodotus。 Onperceivinghisfriend’ssurprise,Foxexclaimed,`Whatwouldyouhavemedo?Ihavelostmylastshilling。’ Uponotheroccasions,afterstakingandlosingallthathecouldraiseatFaro,insteadofexclaimingagainstfortune,ormanifestingtheagitationnaturalundersuchcircumstances,hewouldlayhisheadonthetableandretainhisplace,but,exhaustedbymentalandbodilyfatigue,almostimmediatelyfallintoaprofoundsleep。 Fox’sbestfriendsaresaidtohavebeenhalfruinedinannuitiesgivenbythemassecuritiesforhimtotheJews。L500,000a- yearofsuchannuitiesofFoxandhis`society’wereadvertisedtobesoldatonetime。WalpolewonderedwhatFoxwoulddowhenhehadsoldtheestatesofhisfriends。WalpolefurthernotesthatinthedebateontheThirty-nineArticles,February6,1772,Foxdidnotshine;norcoulditbewonderedat。HehadsatupplayingatHazard,atAlmack’s,fromTuesdayevening,the4th,tillfiveintheafternoonofWednesday,the5th。AnhourbeforehehadrecoveredL12,000thathehadlost;andbydinner,whichwasatfiveo’clock,hehadendedlosingL11,000!OntheThursdayhespokeintheabovedebate,wenttodinneratpastelevenatnight;fromthencetoWhite’s,wherehedranktillseventhenextmorning;thencetoAlmack’s,wherehewonL6000;andbetweenthreeandfourintheafternoonhesetoutforNewmarket。HisbrotherStephenlostL11,000twonightsafter,andCharlesL10,000moreonthe13th;sothatinthreenightsthetwobrothers——theeldestnot_twenty-five_ yearsofage——lostL32,000![128] [128]Timbs,_ubisupra。_ OnoneoccasionStephenFoxwasdreadfullyfleecedatagaminghouseattheWestEnd。HeentereditwithL13,000,andleftwithoutafarthing。 AssuredlytheseFoxesweremisnamed。_Pigeons_——dupesofsharpersatplay——wouldhavebeenamoreappropriatecognomen。 WILBERFORCEANDPITT。 Theseeminentstatesmenweregamestersatoneperiodoftheirlives。WhenWilberforcecametoLondonin1780,afterhisreturntoParliament,hisgreatsuccesssignalizedhisentryintopubliclife,andhewasatonceelectedamemberoftheleadingclubs—— Miles’andEvans’,Brookes’,Boodle’s,White’s,andGoosetree’s。 ThelatterwasWilberforce’susualresort,wherehisfriendshipwithPitt——whoplayedwithcharacteristicandintenseeagerness,andwhomhehadslightlyknownatCambridge——greatlyincreased。 HeoncelostL100attheFarotable。 `WeplayedagooddealatGoosetree’s,’hestates,;andI wellremembertheintenseearnestnesswhichPittdisplayedwhenjoininginthesegamesofchance。Heperceivedtheirincreasingfascination,andsoonafterabandonedthemforever。’ Wilberforce’sowncaseisthusrecordedbyhisbiographers,ontheauthorityofhisprivateJournal:——`Wecanhavenoplayto- night,’complainedsomeofthepartyattheclub,`forStAndrewisnotheretokeepbank。’`Wilberforce,’saidMrBankes,whoneverjoinedhimself,`ifyouwillkeepitIwillgiveyouaguinea。’Theplayfulchallengewasaccepted,butasthegamegrewdeepherosethewinnerofL600。Muchofthiswaslostbythosewhowereonlyheirstofortunes,andthereforecouldnotmeetsuchacallwithoutinconvenience。Thepainhefeltattheirannoyancecuredhimofatastewhichseemedbuttoolikelytobecomepredominant。 Goosetree’sbeingthenalmostexclusivelycomposedofincipientoratorsandembryostatesmen,thecallforagamblingtabletheremayberegardedasadecisiveproofoftheuniversalprevalenceofthevice。 `ThefirsttimeIwasatBrookes’,’saysWilberforce,`scarcelyknowinganyone,Ijoined,frommereshyness,inplayattheFarotables,whereGeorgeSelwynkeptbank。Afriend,whoknewmyinexperience,andregardedmeasavictimdeckedoutforsacrifice,calledtome——\"What,Wilberforce,isthatyou?\" Selwynquiteresentedtheinterference,and,turningtohim,saidinhismostexpressivetone,\"Oh,sir,don’tinterruptMrWilberforce,hecouldnotbebetteremployed。\" Again:`TheveryfirsttimeIwenttoBoodle’sIwontwenty-fiveguineasoftheDukeofNorfolk。Ibelongedatthistimetofiveclubs——Miles’andEvans’,Brookes’,Boodle’s,White’s,andGoosetree’s。’ SIRPHILIPFRANCIS。 SirPhilipFrancis,theeminentpoliticianandsupposedauthorofthecelebrated`LettersofJunius,’wasagambler,andtheconvivialcompanionofFox。DuringtheshortadministrationofthatstatesmanhewasmadeaKnightoftheBath。Oneevening,RogerWilbrahamcameuptotheWhisttable,atBrookes’,whereSirPhilip,whoforthefirsttimeworetheribbonoftheOrder,wasengagedinarubber,andthusaccostedhim。Layingholdoftheribbon,andexaminingitforsometime,hesaid:——`So,thisisthewaytheyhaverewardedyouatlast;theyhavegivenyoualittlebitofredribbonforyourservices,SirPhilip,havethey?Aprettybitofredribbontohangaboutyourneck; andthatsatisfiesyou,doesit?Now,IwonderwhatIshallhave。Whatdoyouthinktheywillgiveme,SirPhilip?’Thenewly-madeknight,whohadtwenty-fiveguineasdependingontherubber,andwhowasnotverywellpleasedattheinterruption,suddenlyturnedround,andlookingathimfiercely,exclaimed,`A halter,andbe,’&c。 THEREV。CALEBC。COLTON。 Unquestionablythisreverendgentlemanwasoneofthemostluckyofgamesters——havingdiedinfullpossessionofthegiftsvouchsafedtohimbythegoddessoffortune。 HewaseducatedatEton,graduatedatKing’sCollege,Cambridge,asBachelorofArtsin1801,andMasterofArtsin1804,andobtainedafellowship,havingalsoacuracyatTiverton,heldconjointly。Somesixyearsafterheappearedinprintasadenouncerofa`ghoststory,’andin1812,astheauthorof`Hypocrisy,’asatiricalpoem,and`Napoleon,’apoem。In1818 hewaspresentedbyhiscollegetothevicarageofKewwithPetersham,inSurrey。Twoyearsafterheestablishedaliteraryreputation——lastingtothepresenttime——bythepublicationofavolumeofaphorismsormaxims,underthetitleof`LACON;or,ManyThingsinFewWords。’Thisworkisveryfarfromoriginal,beingfoundedmainlyonLordBacon’scelebratedEssays,andBurdon’s`MaterialsforThinking,’LaBruyiere,andDelaRochefoucault;stillitishighlycreditabletotheabilitiesofthewriter。Ithaspassedthroughseveraleditions;andevenatthepresenttimeitsonlyrivalis,`TheGuessesatTruth,’ althoughwehavenumerouscollectionsofapothegmaticextractsfromauthors,aclassofworkswhichisnotwithoutitsfascination,ifreadersareinclinedto_THINK。_[129] [129]ThefirstworkIpublishedwasofthiskind,andentitled,`GemsofGenius;or,WordsoftheWise,withextractsfromtheDiaryofaYoungMan,’in1838。 Twoyearsafterhereturnedtohis`Napoleon,’whichherepublished,withextensiveadditions,underthenewtitleof`TheConflagrationofMoscow。 ItwouldappearthatColtonatthisperiodgaveintothefashionablegamingoftheday;atanyrate,hedabbleddeeplyinSpanishbonds,becameinvolvedinpecuniarydifficulties,and,withoutinvestigatinghisaffairsclosely——whichmighthavebeeneasilyarranged——heabsconded。 Hesubsequentlymadeappearance,inordertoretainhisliving; butin1828helostit,asuccessorbeingappointedbyhiscollege。HethenwenttotheUnitedStatesofAmerica;whathedidthereisnotonrecord;buthesubsequentlyreturnedtoEurope,wenttoParis,tookuphisabodeinthePalaisRoyal,and——devotedhistalentstothemysteriesofthegamingtable,bywhichhewassosuccessfulthatinthecourseofayearortwohewonL25,000! Oddlyenough,oneofhis`maxims’inhisLaconrunsasfollows: `Thegamester,ifhedieamartyrtohisprofession,isdoublyruined。Headdshissoultoeveryotherloss,and,bytheactofsuicide,renouncesearth,toforfeitheaven。’ Ithasbeensuggestedthatthiswaswritinghisownepitaph,anditwouldappearsofromthenoticesofthemaninmostofthebiographies;butnothingcouldbefurtherfromthefact。CalebColtonmanagedto_KEEP_hisgamblingfortune,andwhatismore,devotedittoaworthypurpose。Partofhiswealthheemployedinformingapicture-gallery;andheprintedatParis,forprivatedistribution,anodeonthedeathofLordByron。Hecertainlycommittedsuicide,buttheactwasnotthegamester’smartyrdom。Hewasafflictedbyadiseasewhichnecessitatedsomepainfulsurgicaloperation,andratherthansubmittoit,heblewouthisbrains,atthehouseofafriend,atFontainebleau,in1832。[130] [130]Gent。Mag。NewMonth。Mag。Gorton’sGen。Biograph。Dict。 BEAUBRUMMELL。 Thissingularmanwasaninveterategambler,andforsometimevery`lucky;’butthereactioncameatlast;thestakesweretoohigh,andthepursesofhiscompanionstoolongforhimtostandagainstanycontinuedrunofbadluck;indeed,theplayatWattier’s,whichwasverydeep,eventuallyruinedtheclub,aswellasBrummellandseveralothermembersofit;acertainbaronetnowliving,accordingtoCaptainJesse,isassertedtohavelosttenthousandpoundsthereat_Ecarte_atonesitting。[131] [131]LifeofBeauBrummell。 Theseasonof1814sawBrummellawinner,andaloserlikewise——andthistimehelostnotonlyhiswinnings,but`anunfortunatetenthousandpounds,’which,whenrelatingthecircumstancetoafriendmanyyearsafterwards,hesaidwasallthatremainedathisbanker’s。Onenight——thefifthofamostrelentlessrunofill-luck——hisfriendPembertonMillsheardhimexclaimthathehadlosteveryshilling,andonlywishedsomeonewouldbindhimnevertoplayagain:——`Iwill,’saidMills;andtakingoutaten-poundnoteheofferedittoBrummellonconditionthatheshouldforfeitathousandifheplayedatWhite’swithinamonthfromthatevening。TheBeautookit,andforafewdaysdiscontinuedcomingtotheclub;butaboutafortnightafterMills,happeningtogoin,sawhimhardatwork。 Ofcoursethethousandpoundswasforfeited;buthisfriend,insteadofclaimingit,merelywentuptohimand,touchinghimgentlyontheshoulder,said——`Well,Brummell,youmayatleastgivemebackthetenpoundsyouhadtheothernight。’ AmongthememberswhoindulgedinhighplayatBrookes’ClubwasAldermanCombe,thebrewer,whoissaidtohavemadeasmuchmoneyinthiswayashedidbybrewing。OneeveningwhilsthefilledtheofficeofLordMayor,hewasbusyatafullHazardtableatBrookes’,wherethewitandthedice-boxcirculatedtogetherwithgreatglee,andwhereBeauBrummellwasoneoftheparty。`Come,Mash-tub,’saidBrummell,whowasthe_caster_,`whatdoyou_set?_’`Twenty-fiveguineas,’answeredtheAlderman。`Well,then,’returnedtheBeau,`haveatthemare’spony’(agamingtermfor25guineas)。Hecontinuedtothrowuntilhedrovehomethebrewer’stwelveponiesrunning;andthengettingup,andmakinghimalowbow,whilstpocketingthecash,hesaid——`Thankyou,Alderman;forthefutureIshallneverdrinkanyporterbutyours。’`Iwish,sir,’repliedthebrewer,`thateveryotherblackguardinLondonwouldtellmethesame。’[132] [132]Jesse,_ubisupra_。 Thefollowingoccurrencemusthavecauseda`sensation’topoorBrummell。 AmongthemembersofWattier’sClubwasBligh,anotoriousmadman,ofwhomMrRaikesrelates:——`OneeveningattheMacaotable,whentheplaywasverydeep,Brummell,havinglostaconsiderablestake,affected,inhisfarcicalway,averytragicair,andcriedout——\"Waiter,bringmeaflatcandlestickandapistol。\"UponwhichBligh,whowassittingoppositetohim,calmlyproducedtwoloadedpistolsfromhiscoatpocket,whichheplacedonthetable,andsaid,\"MrBrummell,ifyouarereallydesiroustoputaperiodtoyourexistence,Iamextremelyhappytoofferyouthemeanswithouttroublingthewaiter。\"Theeffectuponthosepresentmayeasilybeimagined,atfindingthemselvesinthecompanyofaknownmadmanwhohadloadedweaponsabouthim。’ Brummellwasatlastcompletelybeggared,thoughforsometimehecontinuedtoholdonbythehelpoffundsraisedonthemutualsecurityofhimselfandhisfriends,someofwhomwerenotinamuchmoreflourishingconditionthanhimself;theirnames,however,andstillmore,theirexpectations,lentacharmtotheirbills,intheeyesoftheusurers,andmoneywasprocured,ofcourseatruinousinterest。Itissaidthatsomeunpleasantcircumstances,connectedwiththedivisionofoneoftheseloans,occasionedtheBeau’sexpatriation,andthatapersonalaltercationtookplacebetweenBrummellandacertainMrM——,whenthatgentlemanaccusedhimoftakingthelion’sshare。 Hediedinutterpoverty,andanidiot,atCaen,intheyear1840,aged62years。Brummellhadaveryoddwayofaccountingforthesadchangewhichtookplaceinhisaffairs。Hesaidthatuptoaparticularperiodofhislifeeverythingprosperedwithhim,andthatheattributedgoodlucktothepossessionofacertainsilversixpencewithaholeinit,whichsomebodyhadgivenhimyearsbefore,withaninjunctiontotakegoodcareofit,aseverythingwouldgowellwithhimsolongashedid,andthereverseifhehappenedtoloseit。Thepromisedprosperityattendedhimformanyyears,whilstheheldthesixpencefast; buthavingatlength,inanevilhour,unfortunatelygivenitbymistaketoahackney-coachman,acompletereverseofhispreviousgoodfortuneensued,tillactualruinovertookhimatlast,andobligedhimtoexpatriatehimself。`Onmyaskinghim,’saysthenarrator,`whyhedidnotadvertiseandofferarewardforthelosttreasure;hesaid,\"Idid,andtwentypeoplecamewithsixpenceshavingholesinthemtoobtainthepromisedreward,butminewasnotamongstthem!\"Andyouneverafterwards,’saidI,`ascertainedwhatbecameofit?\"Ohyes,\"hereplied,\"nodoubtthatrascalRothschild,orsomeofhisset,gotholdofit。\"’WhateverpoorBrummell’ssupernaturaltendenciesmayhavegenerallybeen,hehadunquestionablyasuperstitiousvenerationforhislostsixpence。 TOMDUNCOMBE。 TomDuncombegraduatedandtookhonoursamongthegreatestgamblersoftheday。LikeFox,hewasheirtoagoodfortune—— tenortwelvethousandayear——thewholeofwhichhemanagedtoanticipatebeforehewasthirty。`TomDuncomberanCharlesFoxclose。WhenMrDuncombe,sen。,ofCopgrove,causedhisprodigalson’sdebtstobeestimatedwithaviewtotheirsettlement,theywerefoundtoexceedL135,000;[133]andthehopefulheirwentonaddingtothemtillallpossibilityofextricationwasatanend。Buthespenthismoney(orotherpeople’smoney),solongashehadany,likeagentleman;hisheartwasopenlikehishand;hewasgenerous,cordial,high-spirited;andhisexpectations——tilltheywereknowntobediscountedtotheuttermostfarthing——keptuphiscredit,improvedhissocialposition,andgainedfriends。\"Society\"(sayshisson) \"openeditsarmstothepossessorofagoodnameandtheinheritorofagoodestate。PaterfamiliasesandMaterfamiliasesrivalledeachotherinendeavouringtomakethingspleasantintheirhouseholdsforhisparticulardelectation,especiallyiftheyhadgrown-updaughters;hospitablehostsinvitedhimtodinner,fashionablematronstoballs;politicalleaderssoughttosecurehimasapartisan;_DEBUTANTES_oftheseasonendeavouredtoattracthimasanadmirer;_TRADESMENTHRONGEDTOHIS DOORSTEPSFORHISCUSTOM_,andhistablewasdailycoveredwithwrittenapplicationsforhispatronage。\"_Noblesseoblige;_ andsodoesfashion。Theaspiranthadconfessedlyahardtimeofit。\"HemustbeseenatTattersall’saswellasatAlmack’s;bemorefrequentinattendanceinthegreen-roomofthetheatrethanata_levee_inthepalace;showasmuchreadinesstoenterintoapigeon-matchatBatterseaRedHouse,asintoaflirtationinMayFair;distinguishhimselfinthehunting-fieldasmuchasatthedinner-table;andmakeaseffectiveanappearanceintheparkasinthesenate;inshort,hemustbeeverything——notbyturns,butallatonce——sportsman,exquisite,gourmand,rake,senator,andatleastadozenothervariationsofthemanoffashion,——hischangesofcharacterbeingoftenquickerthanthoseattemptedbycertainactorswhonightlyundertaketheperformanceofanentire_dramatispersonae_。\"’ [133]ItwillberememberedthatwhenFox’sdebtswereinlikemannerestimatedtheyamountedtoL140,000:thecoincidenceiscurious。Seeante。 TommyDuncombewasnotonlyindefatigableatCrockford’s,butateveryotherrendezvousofthevotariesoffortune;askilfulplayerwithal,andnotunfrequentlyawinnerbeyondexpectation。 OnenightatCrockford’sheastonishedthehousebycarryingoffsixteenhundredpounds。HefrequentlyplayedatcardswithCountD’Orsay,fromwhom,itissaid,heinvariablymanagedtowin——theCountpersistinginplayingwithhispleasantcompanion,althoughwarnedbyothersthathewouldneverbeamatchfor`HonestTommyDuncombe。’ TomDuncombediedpoor,but,sayshisson,`richinthememoryofthosewhoesteemedhim,asHonestTomDuncombe。’ Perhapsthebestthingthesoncouldhavedonewastoleavehisfather’smemoryatrestintheestimationof`thosewhoesteemedhim;’buthavingdraggedhisnameoncemore,andprominently,beforeacensoriousworld,hecanscarcelyresentthefollowingestimateofTomDuncombe,byawell-informedreviewerinthe_Times_。Alludingtotheconcludingsummaryofthefather’scharacteranddoings,thiskeenwriterpassesasentencewhichisworthpreserving:—— `Muchofthiswoulddoforapatriotandphilanthropistofthehighestclass——foraPym,aHampden,oraWilberforce;or,wecouldfancy,asonofAndrewMarvell,vowingoverhisgrave\"toendeavourtoimitatethevirtuesandemulatetheself-sacrificingpatriotismofsoestimableaparent,andsogoodaman。\"Butwecanhardlyfancy,wecannotleave,asonofDuncombeinsuchaframeofmind。Wecannotsayto_HIM_—— Mactenovavirtute,puer;sicituradastra。 \"Invirtuerenewedgoon;thustotheskieswego。\" Weareunfeignedlyreluctanttocheckafilialeffusion,ortotelldisagreeabletruths;butthereareoccasionswhenasenseofpublicdutyimperativelyrequiresthemtobetold。 `Whydidthisexemplaryparentdiepoor?Whendidheabandontheallurementsofapatriciancircle?Hediedpoorbecausehewastedafinefortune。Ifheabandonedapatriciancircle,itwasbecausehewastiredofit,orthoughthecouldmakeabetterthingofdemocracy。Ifheconqueredhispassions,itwas,likeStEvremond——byindulgingthem。 `\"HonestTomDuncombe!\"Weneverheardhimsodesignatedbeforeexceptinpleasantry。\"Ashonestasanymanliving,thatisanoldman,andnothonesterthanI。\"WecannotgofurtherthanVerges;itisastretchofcharitytogosofarwhenwecalltomindthemagnificentreversionandtheFrenchjobs。Aruinedspendthrift,althoughhemayhavemanygoodqualities,cannever,strictlyspeaking,betermedhonest。Itisabsurdtosayofhimthatheisnobody’senemybuthisown——withfamily,friends,andtradespeoplepayingthepenaltyforhisself-indulgence。Hemustbesatisfiedtobecalledhonourable——tobechargedwithnotransgressionofthelawofhonour;whichPaleydefinesas\"asystemofrulesconstructedbypeopleoffashion,andcalculatedtofacilitatetheirintercoursewithoneanother,_ANDFORNO OTHERPURPOSE_。\" `Therewasonequalityofhonesty,however,which\"honestTomDuncombe\"didpossess。Hewasnotahypocrite。Hewasnotdevoidofrightfeeling。Hehadplentyofgoodsense;anditwouldhavegivenhimasickeningpangonhisdeath-bedtothinkthathisfrailtiesweretobeperpetuatedbyhisdescendants; thathewastobepointedoutasashiningstartoguide,insteadofabeacon-firetowarn。\"No,\"hewouldhavesaid,ifhecouldhaveanticipatedthismostill-chosen,howeverwell- intentioned,tribute,\"sparemethisterribleirony。Donotprovoketheinevitableretort。Sayofme,ifyoumustsayanything,thatIwasnotabadman,thoughanerringone;thatI waskindlydisposedtowardsmyfellow-creatures;thatIdidsomegoodinmygeneration,andwasableandwillingtodomore,butthatIheedlesslywastedtime,money,health,intellect,personalgifts,socialadvantagesandopportunities;thatmycareerwasafailure,andmywholeschemeoflifeamelancholymistake。\"’[134] [134]_Times_,Jan。7,1868。 Thisisaterriblerejoindertoasonendeavouringtoraiseamonumenttohisbelovedandrespectedparent。But,ifwewillrakeuprottennessfromthegrave——rottennessinwhichweareinterested——wemusttakeourchancewhetherweshallfindaHamletwhowillsay,`Alas!poorYorick!’andsay_NOMORE_thanthemusingDaneupontheoccasion。 WASTHEDUKEOFWELLINGTONAGAMESTER? AfewyearsafterthebattleofWaterloothereappearedaFrenchworkentitled`_L’AcademiedesJeux_,parPhilidor,’whichwassoontranslatedintoEnglish,andherepublishedunderthetitleof`RougeetNoir;or,theAcademies。’Itwasadenunciationofgamblinginallitsvarieties,andwas,nodoubt,well- intentioned。Therewas,however,inthepublicationthefollowingastoundingstatement:—— `Notlongagothecarriageoftheheir-apparenttotheT***** ofEngland,ingoingtohisB****’slevee,wasarrestedfordebtintheopenstreet。Thatgreatcaptain,whogained,ifnotlaurels,animmensetreasure,ontheplainsofWa****oo,besidesthatfortunetransmittedtohimbytheEnglishpeople,wasimpoverishedinafewmonthsbythisignoblepassion。’ Therecanbenodoubtthattheallegedgamblingofthegreatwarriorandstatesmanwasthepublicscandaloftheday,asappearsbytheduke’sownlettersonthesubject,publishedinthelastvolumeofhis_Dispatches_。Eventheeminentcounsel,MrAdolphus,thoughtpropertoalludetothereportinoneofhisspeechesatthebar。ThiscalledforththefollowingletterfromtheduketoMrAdolphus:—— `17Sept。,1823。 `TheDukeofWellingtonpresentshiscomplimentstoMrAdolphus,andencloseshimthe\"MorningChronicle\"ofFriday,the12thinstant,towhichtheduke’sattentionhasjustbeencalled,inwhichMrAdolphuswillobservethatheisstatedtohaverepresentedthedukeasaperson_KNOWNSOMETIMESTOPLAY ATHAZARD,WHOMIGHTBECOMMITTEDASAROGUEANDVAGABOND_。 `ThedukeconcludesthatthispapercontainsacorrectstatementofwhatMrAdolphussaidupontheoccasion,andheassuresMrAdolphusthathewouldnottroublehimuponthesubjectifcircumstancesdidnotexistwhichrenderedthiscommunicationdesirable。 `Someyearshaveelapsedsincethepublichavebeeninformed,_FROMTHEVERYBESTAUTHORITY_,thatthedukehadtotallyruinedhimselfatplay;andMrAdolphuswaspresentupononeoccasionwhenawitnesssworethathehadheardthedukewasconstantlyobligedtoselltheofficesintheOrdnancehimself,insteadofallowingthemtobesoldbyothers!!Thedukehassufferedsomeinconveniencefromthisreportinavarietyofways,andheisanxiousthatatleastitshouldnotberepeatedbyagentlemanofsuchcelebrityandauthorityasMrAdolphus。 `HethereforeassuresMrAdolphusthatinthewholecourseofhislifeheneverwonorlostL20atanygame,andthatheneverplayedatHazard,oranygameofchance,inanypublicplaceorclub,norbeenforsomeyearsatallatanysuchplace。 `Fromthesecircumstances,MrAdolphuswillseethatthereisnogroundformakinguseoftheduke’snameasanexampleofaperson_KNOWNSOMETIMESTOPLAYATHAZARD,WHOMIGHTBE COMMITTEDASAROGUEANDVAGABOND_。’ _MrAdolphustoField-MarshaltheDukeofWellington_。 `PercyStreet,21stSept。,1823。 `MrAdolphushasthehonourtoacknowledgethereceiptofanotefromhisGracetheDukeofWellington,andwouldhavedonesoyesterday,butwasdetainedincourttillalatehourintheevening。MrAdolphusisextremelysorrythatanyexpressionusedbyhimshouldhaveoccasionedamoment’suneasinesstotheDukeofWellington。MrAdolphuscannotdenythatthereportinthe\"Chronicle\"isaccurate,sofarasitreciteshismerewords; butthescopeofhisargument,andtheintendedsenseofhisexpression,was,thatiftheVagrantActweretoreceivetheextensiveconstructioncontendedfor,themostillustrioussubjectoftherealmmightbedegradedtotheconditionofthemostabjectandworthless,foranactinitselfindifferent——andwhich,untilthetimeshadassumedacharacterofaffectedrigour,wasconsideredratherasaproofofgoodsocietythanasanoffenceagainstgoodorder。MrAdolphusis,however,perfectlysensiblethathisillustrationinhisGrace’spersonwasinallrespectsimproper,and,consideringthematterstowhichhisGracehasadverted,peculiarlyunfortunateMrAdolphusfeelswithregretthatanypublicexpressionofhissentimentsonthissubjectinthenewspaperswouldnotabate,butmuchincrease,theevil。Shouldanopportunityeverpresentitselfofdoingitnaturallyandwithoutaffectation,MrAdolphuswouldmostreadilyexplain,inspeakingatthebar,theerrorhehadcommitted;butitisveryunlikelythatthereshouldexistanoccasionofwhichhecanavailhimselfwithadueregardtodelicacy。MrAdolphusrelies,however,ontheDukeofWellington’sexaltedmindforcredittohisassurancethathenevermeanttotreathisnamebutwiththerespectduetohisGrace’sexaltedrankandinfinitelyhigherrenown。’ _ToMrAdolphus_。 `Woolford,23rdSept。,1823。 `TheDukeofWellingtonpresentshiscomplimentstoMrAdolphus,andassuresMrAdolphusthatheisconvincedthatMrAdolphusneverintendedtoreflectinjuriouslyuponhim。IfthedukehadbelievedthatMrAdolphuscouldhaveentertainedsuchanintentionhewouldnothaveaddressedhim。TheduketroublesMrAdolphusagainuponthissubject,as,inconsequenceoftheeditorofthe\"MorningChronicle\"havingthoughtpropertoadverttothissubjectinaparagraphpublishedonthe18thinstant,thedukehasreferredthepaperofthatdateandthatofthe12thtotheAttorneyandSolicitor-general,hiscounsel,toconsiderwhethertheeditoroughtnottobeprosecuted。 `Thedukerequests,therefore,thatMrAdolphuswillnotnoticethesubjectinthewayheproposesuntilthegentlemenabovementionedwillhavedecidedupontheadvicewhichtheywillgivetheduke。’[135] [135]`Dispatches,’vol。ii。parti。 Theresultwas,however,thatthematterwasallowedtodrop,asthedukewasadvisedbyhiscounselthattheparagraphinthe\"MorningChronicle,\"thoughvile,wasnotactionable。Thepositivedeclarationoftheduke,`thatinthewholecourseofhislifeheneverwonorlostL20atanygame,andthatheneverplayedatHazard,oranygameofchance,inanypublicplaceorclub,norbeenforsomeyearsatallatanysuchplace,’ shouldsetthematteratrest。CertainlythedukewasafterwardsanoriginalmemberofCrockford’sClub,foundedin1827,but,unlikeBlucher,whorepeatedlylosteverythingatplay,`TheGreatCaptain,’asMrTimbsputsit,`wasneverknowntoplaydeepatanygamebutwarorpolitics。’[136] [136]ClubLifeinLondon。 Thisremarkabledeferencetoprivatecharacterandpublicopinion,onthepartoftheDukeofWellington,isinwonderfulcontrastwiththeeasymoralityoftheOldBaileyadvocate,MrAdolphus,whodidnothesitatetodeclaregambling`anactinitselfindifferent——andwhich,untilthetimeshadassumedacharacterof_AFFECTED_rigour,wasconsideredratherasaproofofgoodsocietythanasanoffenceagainstgoodorder。’Thisavermentofsodistinguishedamanmay,perhaps,mitigatethehorrorwenowfeelofthegamblingpropensitiesofourancestors; anditisaproofofsomesortofadvancementinmorals,orgoodtaste,toknowthatnomodernadvocatewoulddaretouttersuchasentiment。 Othergreatnameshavebeenassociatedwithgambling;thusMrT。 H。Duncombesays,speakingofCrockford’ssoonafteritsfoundation:——`SirStVincentCotton(LordCombermere),LordFitzroySomerset(Raglan),theMarquisofAnglesey,SirHusseyVivian,WilsonCroker,_Disraeli_,HoraceTwiss,Copley,GeorgeAnson,andGeorgePayne_WEREPRETTYSUREOFBEINGPRESENT_,manyofthemplayinghigh。’ Respectingthisstatementthe_Times’_[137]reviewerobserves:——`WedonotknowwhattheChancelloroftheExchequerwillsaytothis。MrWilsonCroker(whoaffectedgreatstrictness)wouldhavefaintedaway。ButtheauthorityofawriterwhodoesnotknowSirStVincentCotton(theex-driveroftheBrightoncoach)fromSir_Stapleton_Cotton(thePeninsularhero)willgoforlittleinsuchmatters;andasforCopley,LordLyndhurst(justthenpromotedfromtheRollstotheWoolsack),whynotsayatoncethatheattendedthenocturnalsittingsatCrockford’sinhisrobes。’ [137]Jan。7,1868。 CHAPTERXII。 REMARKABLEGAMESTERS—— MONSIEURCHEVALIER。 MonsieurCHevalier,CaptainoftheGrenadiersinthefirstregimentofFootGuards,inthetimeofCharlesII。ofEngland,wasanativeofNormandy。InhisyoungerdayshewaspagetotheDuchessofOrleans;butgrowingtoobigforthatservice,hecametoEnglandtoseekhisfortune,andbysomegoodluckandfavourbecameanensigninthefirstregimentofFootGuards。Hispay,however,beinginsufficienttomaintainhim,hefeltcompelledtobecomeagamester,orrathertoresorttoapracticeinwhichdoubtlesshehadbeenearlyinitiatedattheCourtofFrance;andhemanagedsowellthathewassoonenabledtokeepupanequipagemuchabovehisstation。 Amongthe`bubbles’whohadthemisfortunetofallintoChevalier’shands,wasacertainnobleman,wholostalargersumtohimthanhecouldconvenientlypaydown,andaskedfortime,towhichChevalierassented,andintermssocourteousandobligingthattheformer,afortnightafter,inordertolethimseethatherememberedhiscivility,cameonemorningandtoldChevalierthathehadacompanyofFoottodisposeof,andifitwasworthhiswhile,itshouldbeathisservice。NothingcouldbemoreacceptabletoChevalier,whoatonceclosedforthebargain,andgothiscommissionsignedthesameday。Besidesthefactthatitwasatimeofpeace,ChevalierknewwellthatthemilitarytitleofCaptainwasaverygoodcloaktoshelterunder。 Heknewthatamanofnoemploymentoranyvisibleincome,whoappearsandliveslikeagentleman,andmakesgaminghisconstantbusiness,isalwayssuspectedofnotplayingfordiversiononly; and,inshort,ofknowingandpractisingmorethanheshoulddo。 Chevalieroncewon20guineasfrommadOgle,theLife-guardsman,who,understandingthattheformerhadbithim,calledhimtoaccount,demandingeitherhismoneyback,orsatisfactioninthefield。Chevalier,havingalwayscourageenoughtomaintainwhathedid,chosethelatter。OglefoughthiminHydePark,andwoundedhimthroughtheswordarm,andgotbackhismoney。Afterthistheywerealwaysgoodfriends,playingseveralcomicaltricks,oneofwhichisasfollows,strikinglyillustratingthemannersofthetimes。 ChevalierandOglemeetingonedayinFleetStreetjostledforthewall,whichtheystrovetotakeofeachother,whereuponwordsarisingbetweenthem,theydrewswords,andpushedveryhardatoneanother;butwereprevented,bythegreatcrowdwhichgatheredaboutthem,fromdoinganymischief。Ogle,seemingstilltoresenttheaffront,criedtoChevalier,`Ifyouareagentleman,prayfollowme。’TheFrenchheroacceptedthechallenge;sogoingtogetherupBellYardandthroughLincoln’sInn,withsomehundredsofthemobattheirheels,assoonastheseemingadversariesweregotintoLincoln’sInnFields,theybothfellarunningasfastastheycould,withtheirswordsdrawn,uptowardsLordPowis’shouse,whichwasthenbuilding,andleapedintoasaw-pit。Therabblepresentlyranafterthem,topartthemagain,andfearedmischiefwouldbedonebeforetheycouldgetuptothem,butwhentheyarrivedatthesaw-pit,theysawChevalieratonesideofitandOgleattheother,sittingtogetheraslovinglyasiftheyhadneverfallenoutatall。Andthenthemobwassoincensedatthistrickputuponthem,thathadnotsomegentlemenaccidentallycomeby,theywouldhaveknockedthembothontheheadwithbrickbats。 Chevalierhadanexcellentknackatcoggingadie,andsuchcommandinthethrowing,that,chalkingacircleonatable,withitscircumferencenobiggerthanashilling,hewould,atabovethedistanceofonefoot,throwadieexactlyintoit,whichshouldbeeitherace,deuce,trey,orwhathepleased。 AubreydeVere,EarlofOxford,wasagreatgamblerofthetime,andoftenpractiseddice-throwinginhisshirtduringthemorninguntilhefanciedhimselfinluck,whenhewouldproceedtotryhisfortunewithChevalier;butthedexterityofthelatteralwaysconvincedtheearlthatnocertaintyliesonthegoodsuccesswhichmaybefanciedaslikelytoresultfromplayinjest。Chevalierwonagreatdealofmoneyfromthatpeer,`wholostmostofhisestateatgamingbeforehedied,andwhichoughttobeawarningtoallnoblemen。’ Chevalierwasaskilfulsharper,andthoroughlyupintheartandmysteryofloadingdicewithquicksilver;buthavingbeensometimesdetectedinhissharpingtricks,hewasobliged`tolookonthepointofthesword,withwhichbeingoftenwounded,latterlyhedeclinedfighting,iftherewereanywayofescape。’ Havingonce`choused,’orcheated,aMrLevingstone,pageofhonourtoKingJamesII。,outof50guineas,thelattergavethecaptainachallengetofighthimnextdaybehindMontagueHouse—— alocalitylongusedforthepurposeofduelling。Chevalierseeminglyacceptedthechallenge,andnextmorning,LevingstonegoingtoChevalier’slodging,whomhefoundinbed,puthiminmindofwhathewascomeabout。Chevalier,withthegreatestairofcourageimaginable,rose,andhavingdressedhimself,saidtoLevingstone——`Memustbegdefavourofyoutostayafewminutes,sir,whileIstepintomyclosetdere,forasmebegoingaboutonedesperatepieceofwork,itisveryrequisiteformetosayasmallprayerortwo。’AccordinglyMrLevingstoneconsentedtowaitwhilstChevalierretiredtohisclosettopray;buthearingtheconclusionofhisprayertoendwiththesewords——`Meverilybelievespillingman’sbloodisonever’greatsin,whereforeIhopealldesaintswillintercedviddeVirginformyoncekillingMonsieurdeBlotieresatRochelle,——mykillingChevalierdeComingeatBrest,——killingMajordeTiercevilleatLyons,——killingLieutenantduMarcheFalliereatParis,withhalfadozenothermeninFrance;so,beingalsosureofkillinghimI’mnowgoingtofight,mehopehisforcingmetoshedhisbloodwillnotbelaidtomycharge;’——quothLevingstonetohimself—— `Andareyouthensosureofme?ButI’llengageyoushan’t——forifyouaresuchadevilatkillingmen,youshallgoandfightyourselfandbe。’Whereuponhemadewhathastehecouldaway,andshortlyChevaliercomingoutoftheclosetandfindingLevingstonenotintheroom,wasverygladofhisabsence。’ Sometimeafter,Chevalierwascalledtoaccountbyanothergentleman。TheymetattheappointedhourinChelseaFields,whenChevaliersaidtohisadversary——`Pray,sir,forwhatdowefight?’Thegentlemanreplied——`Forhonourandreputation。’ ThereuponChevalierpullingahalteroutofhispocket,andthrowingitbetweenhimandhisantagonist,exclaimed——`Begar,sir,weonlyfightfordisonepieceofrope——soe’en_WINIT ANDWEARIT_。’Theeffectofthisjestwassogreatonhisadversarythatswordswereputup,andtheywenthometogethergoodfriends。 Chevaliercontinuedhissharpingcoursesforaboutfourteenyears,runningarecklessrace,`sometimeswithmuchmoney,sometimeswithlittle,butalwaysaslavishinspendingashewascovetousingettingit;untilatlastKingJamesascendingthethrone,theDukeofMonmouthraisedarebellionintheWestofEngland,where,inaskirmishbetweentheRoyalistsandRebels,hewasshotintheback,andthewoundthoughttobegivenbyoneofhisownmen,towhomhehadalwaysbeenamostcruel,harshofficer,whilstacaptainoftheGrenadiersoftheFootGuards。 Hewassensiblehimselfhowhecamebythismisfortune;forwhenhewascarriedtohistentmortallywounded,andtheDukeofAlbemarlecametovisithim,hesaidtohisGrace——`Diswasnoneofmyfoedatshotmeintheback。’`Hewasnoneofyourfriendthatshotyou,’thedukereplied。 Sodyingwithinafewhoursafter,hewasinterredinafieldnearPhilipNortonLane,astheoldchroniclersays——`much_UN_lamentedbyallwhoknewhim。’[138] [138]Lucas,_MemoirsofGamestersandSharpers_。 JOHNHIGDEN。 Thisgambler,whoflourishedtowardstheendofthe17thcentury,wasdescendedfromaverygoodfamilyintheWestofEngland。InhisyoungerdayshewasamemberoftheHonourableSocietyoftheMiddleTemple,buthisinclinationsbeingincompatiblewithclosestudyofthelaw,hesoonquittedtheinnsofcourtandwentintothearmy。HeobtainednotonlyacommissioninthefirstregimentofBootGuards,butacommissionofthepeaceforthecountyofMiddlesex,inwhichhecontinuedforthreeorfouryearsasJusticeHigden。Hewasverygreatatdice;andonenightheandanotherofhisfraternitygoingtoagaminghouse,Higdendrewachairandsatdown,butasoftenastheboxcametohimhepassedit,andremainedonlyasaspectator;butatlastoneoftheplayerssaidtohimpertly,`Sir,ifyouwon’tplay,whatdoyousittherefor?’UponwhichHigdensnatchedupthedice-boxandsaid,`SetmewhatyouwillandI’llthrowatit。’Oneofthegentlemensethimtwoguineas,whichhewon,andthensethimfour,whichhe`nicked’also。Therestofthegentlementookthepartoftheloser,andsettoHigden,who,bysomeartandsomegoodluck,won120guineas;andpresently,afterthrowingout,rosefromthetableandwenttohiscompanionbythefireside,whoaskedhimhowhedurstbesoaudaciousastoplay,knowinghehadnotashillinginhispocket?Oneofthelosersoverhearingwhatwassaid,exclaimed,`How’sthat——youhadnomoneywhenyoubegantoplay?’`That’snomatter,’repliedHigden,`Ihaveenough_NOW;_andifyouhadwonofme,youmusthavebeencontentedtohavekicked,buffeted,orpumpedme,andyouwouldhavedoneitaslongasyouliked。Besides,sir,Iamasoldier,andhaveoftenfacedthemouthsofthunderingcannonsfor_EIGHTSHILLINGSADAY_,anddoyouthinkIwouldnothazardthetossingofablanketforthemoneyIhavewonto-night?’ `Allthepartieswonderedathisconfidence,buthelaughedheartilyattheirfollyandhisgoodfortune,andsomarchedoffwithalightheartandaheavypurse。’Afterwards,`tomakehimselfasmiserableashecould,heturnedpoet,wenttoIreland,publishedaplayortwo,andshortlyafterhediedverypoor,in1703。’[139] [139]_ubisupra。_