Quinctilianadvisedhispupilstoavoidallsterileamusements,which,hesaid,wereonlytheresourceoftheignorant。
Inafter-timesmenofmerit,suchasJohnHussandCardinalCajetan,bewailedboththetimelostinthemostinnocentgames,andthedisastrouspassionswhicharetherebyexcited。Montaignecallschessastupidandchildishgame。`Ihateandshunit,’hesays,`becauseitoccupiesonetooseriously;Iamashamedofgivingittheattentionwhichwouldbesufficientforsomeusefulpurpose。’KingJamesI。,theBritishSolomon,forbadechesstohisson,inthefamousbookofroyalinstructionwhichhewroteforhim。
Astothepleaof`fillinguptime,’Addisonhasmadesomeverypertinentobservations:——`Whetheranykindofgaminghaseverthusmuchtosayforitself,Ishallnotdetermine;butIthinkitisverywonderfultoseepersonsofthebestsensepassingawayadozenhourstogetherinshufflinganddividingapackofcards,withnootherconversationbutwhatismadeupofafewgame-phrases,andnootherideasbutthoseofblackorredspotsrangedtogetherindifferentfigures。Wouldnotamanlaughtohearanyoneofhisspeciescomplainingthatlifeisshort?’
Menofintellectmayrestassuredthatwhethertheywinorloseatplay,itwillalwaysbeatthecostoftheirgenius;thesoulcannotsupporttwopassionstogether。Thepassionofplay,althoughfatigued,isneversatiated,andthereforeitalwaysleavesbehindprotractedagitation。ThefamousRomanlawyerScaevolasufferedfromplayingatbackgammon;hisheadwasalwaysaffectedbyit,especiallywhenhelostthegame,infact,itseemedtocrazehim。Onedayhereturnedexpresslyfromthecountrymerelytotryandconvincehisopponentinagamewhichhehadlost,thatifhehadplayedotherwisehewouldhavewon!
Itseemsthatonhisjourneyhomehementallywentthroughthegameagain,detectedhismistake,andcouldnotrestuntilhewentbackandgothisadversarytoadmitthefact——forthesakeofhis_amourpropre_。[113]
[113]Quinctil。,_Instit。Orat_。lib。XI。cap。ii。
`Itisrare,’saysRousseau,`thatthinkerstakemuchdelightinplay,whichsuspendsthehabitofthinkingordivertsituponsterilecombinations;andsooneofthebenefits——perhapstheonlybenefitconferredbythetasteforthesciences,isthatitsomewhatdeadensthatsordidpassionofplay。’
Unfortunatelysuchwasnottheresultamongtheliteraryandscientificmen,inFranceorEngland,duringthelastquarterofthelastcentury。Manyofthembitterlylamentedthattheyeverplayed,andyetplayedon,——goingthroughallthegradesanddegradationsappointedforhisvotariesbytheinexorabledemonofgambling。
BEAUNASH。
NaturehadbynomeansformedNashfor_beau_。Hispersonwasclumsy,large,andawkward;hisfeatureswereharsh,strong,andpeculiarlyirregular;yetevenwiththesedisadvantageshemadelove,becameanuniversaladmirerofthesex,andwasinhisturnuniversallyadmired。Thefactis,hewaspossessedof,atleast,somerequisitesofa`lover。’Hehadassiduity,flattery,fineclothes——andasmuchwitastheladiesheaddressed。Accordinglyheusedtosay——`Wit,flattery,andfineclothesareenoughtodebauchanunnery!’ThisiscertainlyafoulercalumnyofwomenthanPope’s`Everywomanisatheartarake。’
BeauNashwasabarrister,andhadbeenaremarkable,adistinguishedoneinhisday——althoughnotatthebar。Hehadthehonourtoorganizeanddirectthelastgrand`revelandpageant’beforeaking,intheHalloftheMiddleTemple,ofwhichhewasamember。
IthadlongbeencustomaryfortheInnsofCourttoentertainourmonarchsupontheiraccessiontothecrownwitharevelandpageant,andthelastwasexhibitedinhonourofKingWilliam,whenNashwaschosentoconductthewholewithproperdecorum。
Hewasthenaveryyoungman,butsucceededsowellingivingsatisfaction,thatthekingofferedtogivehimthehonourofknighthood,which,however,Nashdeclined,saying:——`PleaseyourMajesty,ifyouintendtomakemeaknight,IwishitmaybeoneofyourpoorknightsofWindsor;andthenIshallhaveafortuneatleastabletosupportmytitle。’
IntheMiddleTemplehemanagedtorise`totheverysummitofsecond-rateluxury,’andseemstohavesucceededinbecomingafashionable_recherche_,beingalwaysoneofthosewhowerecalledgoodcompany——aprofesseddandyamongtheelegants。
Nowonder,then,thatwesubsequentlyfindhimMasteroftheCeremoniesatBath,thenthetheatreofsummeramusementsforallpeopleoffashion。Itwasherethathetooktogambling,andwasatfirstclassedamongtheneedyadventurerswhowenttothatplace;therewas,however,thegreatdifferencebetweenhimandthem,thathisheartwasnotcorrupt;andthoughbyprofessionagamester,hewasgenerous,humane,andhonourable。
WhenhegaveinhisaccountstotheMastersoftheTemple,amongotheritemshechargedwasone——`Formakingonemanhappy,L10。’Beingquestionedaboutthemeaningofsostrangeanitem,hefranklydeclaredthat,happeningtooverhearapoormandeclaretohiswifeandlargefamilyofchildrenthatL10
wouldmakehimhappy,hecouldnotavoidtryingtheexperiment。
Headded,that,iftheydidnotchoosetoacquiesceinhischarge,hewasreadytorefundthemoney。TheMasters,struckwithsuchanuncommoninstanceofgoodnature,publiclythankedhimforhisbenevolence,anddesiredthatthesummightbedoubledasaproofoftheirsatisfaction。
`Hislawsweresostrictlyenforcedthathewasstyled\"KingofBath:\"norankwouldprotecttheoffender,nordignityofstationcondoneabreachofthelaws。NashdesiredtheDuchessofQueensberry,whoappearedatadressballinanapronofpoint-lace,saidtobeworth500guineas,totakeitoff,whichshedid,atthesametimedesiringhisacceptanceofit;andwhenthePrincessAmeliarequestedtohaveonedancemoreafter11
o’clock,NashrepliedthatthelawsofBath,likethoseofLycurgus,wereunalterable。GamingranhighatBath,andfrequentlyledtodisputesandresorttothesword,thengenerallywornbywell-dressedmen。Swordswere,therefore,prohibitedbyNashinthepublicrooms;stilltheywereworninthestreets,whenNash,inconsequenceofaduelfoughtbytorchlight,bytwonotoriousgamesters,madethelawabsolute,\"Thatnoswordsshould,onanyaccount,beworninBath。\"’[114]
[114]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。
Abouttheyear1739thegamblers,inordertoevadethelawsagainstgaming,setupEOtables;andastheseprovedveryprofitabletotheproprietorsatTunbridge,NashdeterminedtointroducethematBath,havingbeenassuredbythelawyersthatnolawexistedagainstthem。HethereforesetupanEOtable,andthespeculationflourishedforashorttime;butthelegislatureinterferedin1745,andinflictedseverepenaltiesonthekeepersofsuchtables。ThiswastheruinofNash’sgamblingspeculation;andfortheremainingsixteenyearsofhislifehedependedsolelyontheprecariousproductsofthegamingtable。
HediedatBath,in1761,ingreatlyreducedcircumstances,beingrepresentedas`poor,old,andpeevish,yetstillincapableofturningfromhisformermanneroflife。’
`HewasburiedintheAbbeyChurchwithgreatceremony:asolemnhymnwassungbythecharity-schoolchildren,threeclergymenprecededthecoffin,thepallwassupportedbyaldermen,andtheMastersoftheAssembly-Roomsfollowedaschiefmourners;whilethestreetswerefilledandthehousetopscoveredwithspectators,anxioustowitnesstherespectpaidtothevenerablefounderoftheprosperityofthecityofBath。’[115]
[115]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。
ThefollowingarethechiefanecdotestoldofBeauNash。
Agiddyyouth,whohadresignedhisfellowshipatOxford,broughthisfortunetoBath,and,withoutthesmallestskill,wonaconsiderablesum;andfollowingitup,inthenextOctoberaddedfourthousandpoundstohisformercapital。Nashonenightinvitedhimtosupper,andofferedtogivehimfiftyguineastoforfeittwentyeverytimehelosttwohundredatonesitting。
Theyoungmanrefused,andwasatlastundone。
TheDukeofB——lovedplaytodistraction。Onenight,chagrinedataheavyloss,hepressedNashtotiehimupfromdeepplayinfuture。ThebeauaccordinglygavehisGraceonehundredguineasonconditiontoreceivetenthousandwheneverhelostthatamountatonesitting。ThedukesoonlosteightthousandatHazard,andwasgoingtothrowforthreethousandmore,whenNashcaughtthedice-box,andentreatedthepeertoreflectonthepenaltyifhelost。Thedukedesistedforthattime;buterelong,losingconsiderablyatNewmarket,hewillinglypaidthepenalty。
WhentheEarlofT——wasayouthhewaspassionatelyfondofplay。Nashundertooktocurehim。Consciousofhissuperiorskill,heengagedtheearlinsingleplay。Hislordshiplosthisestate,equipage,everything!Ourgenerousgamesterreturnedall,onlystipulatingforthepaymentofL5000wheneverhemightthinkpropertodemandit。Sometimeafterhislordship’sdeath,Nash’saffairsbeingonthewane,hedemandeditofhisheirs,_WHOPAIDITWITHOUTHESITATION_。
NashonedaycomplainedofhisilllucktotheEarlofChesterfield,addingthathehadlostL500thelastnight。
Theearlreplied,`Idon’twonderatyour_LOSING_money,Nash,butalltheworldissurprisedwhereyougetittolose。’
`TheCorporationofBathsohighlyrespectedNash,thattheChambervotedamarblestatueofhim,whichwaserectedinthePump-room,betweenthebustsofNewtonandPope;thisgaverisetoastingingepigrambyLordChesterfield,concludingwiththeselines:
\"The_STATUE_placedthesebustsbetweenGivessatireallitsstrength;
_WISDOM_and_WIT_arelittleseen,But_FOLLY_atfulllength。\"’[116]
[116]TheBookofDays,Feb。3。
THEEARLOFCHESTERFIELD。
WalpoletellsusthatthecelebratedEarlofChesterfield_LIVED_atWhite’sClub,gaming,andutteringwitticismsamongtheboysofquality;`yethesaystohisson,thatamemberofagamingclubshouldbeacheat,orhewillsoonbeabeggar;’aninconsistencywhichremindsoneofoldFuller’ssaw——`Afatherthatwhipthissonforswearing,andsworehimselfwhilsthewhipthim,didmoreharmbyhisexamplethangoodbyhiscorrection。’
GEORGESELWYN。
ThecharacterofSelwyn,’saysMrJesse,`wasinmanyrespectsaremarkableone。Withbrilliantwit,aquickperceptionoftheridiculous,andathoroughknowledgeoftheworldandhumannature,heunitedclassicalknowledgeandatasteforthefinearts。Tothesequalitiesmaybeaddedothersofaverycontradictorynature。Withathoroughenjoymentofthepleasuresofsociety,animperturbablegood-humour,akindheart,andapassionatefondnessforchildren,heunitedamorbidinterestinthedetailsofhumansuffering,and,moreespecially,atasteforwitnessingcriminalexecutions。Notonlywasheaconstantfrequenterofsuchscenesofhorror,butallthedetailsofcrime,theprivatehistoryofthecriminal,hisdemeanourathistrial,inthedungeon,andonthescaffold,andthestateofhisfeelingsinthehourofdeathanddegradation,weretoSelwynmattersofthedeepestandmostextraordinaryinterest。Eventhemostfrightfulparticularsrelatingtosuicideandmurder,theinvestigationofthedisfiguredcorpse,thesightofanacquaintancelyinginhisshroud,seemtohaveaffordedhimapainfulandunaccountablepleasure。WhenthefirstLordHollandwasonhisdeath-bedhewastoldthatSelwyn,whohadlivedontermsoftheclosestintimacywithhim,hadcalledtoinquireafterhishealth。\"ThenexttimeMrSelwyncalls,\"hesaid,\"showhimup;ifIamaliveIshallbedelightedtoseehim,andifIamdeadhewillbegladtoseeme。\"WhensomeladiesbanteredhimonhiswantoffeelinginattendingtoseetheterribleLordLovat’sheadcutoff——\"Why,\"hesaid,\"Imadeamendsbygoingtotheundertaker’stoseeitsewedonagain。\"
Andyetthiswasthesameindividualwhodelightedinthefirstwordsandinthesunnylooksofchildhood;whosefriendshipseemstohavepartakenofallthesoftnessoffemaleaffection;
andwhoseheartwasneverhardenedagainstthewretchedanddepressed。Suchwasthe\"original\"GeorgeSelwyn。’
Thiscelebratedconversationalwitwasadevotedfrequenterofthegamingtable。WritingtoSelwyn,in1765,LordHollandsaid:——`AllthatIcancollectfromwhatyousayonthesubjectofmoneyis,thatfortunehasbeenalittlefavourablelately;ormaybe,thelastnightonly。Tillyouleaveoffplayentirelyyoumustbe——inearnest,andwithoutirony——_enveriteleserviteurtres-humbledesevenements_,\"intruth,theveryhumbleservantofevents。\"’
HisfriendtheLordCarlisle,althoughhimselfagreatgambler,alsogavehimgoodadvice。`IhopeyouhaveleftoffHazard,’hewrotetoSelwyn;`ifyouarestillsofoolish,andwillplay,thebestthingIcanwishyouis,thatyoumaywinandneverthrowcrabs。[117]Youdonotputitinthepowerofchancetomakeyouthem,asweallknow;andtilltheninthmissisbornI
shallnotbeconvincedtothecontrary。’
[117]Thatis,aces,oraceanddeuce,twelve,orseven。Withfalsedice,aswillappearinthesequel,itwasimpossibletothrowanyofthesenumbers,andasthecasteralwayscalledthemain,hewassuretowin,ashecouldcallanimpossiblenumber:
thosewhowereinthesecretofcoursealwaystooktheodds。
Again:——`AsyouhaveplayedIamhappytohearyouhavewon;butbythistimetheremaybeatristereversdesucces_。’
Selwynhadtakentogamingbeforehisfather’sdeath——probablyfromhisfirstintroductiontotheclubs。Hisstakeswerehigh,thoughnotextravagantlyso,comparedwiththesumshazardedbyhiscontemporaries。In1765helostL1000toMrShafto,whoappliedforitinthelanguageofan`embarrassedtradesman。’
`July1,1765。
`DEARSIR,——Ihavethismomentreceivedthefavourofyourletter。IintendedtohavegoneoutoftownonThursday,butasyoushallnotreceiveyourmoneybeforetheendofthisweek,I
mustpostponemyjourneytillSunday。Amonthwouldhavemadenodifferencetome,hadInothadotherstopaybeforeIleavetown,andmustpay;thereforemustbegthatyouwillleavethewholebeforethisweekisout,atWhite’s,asitistobepaidawaytootherstowhomIhavelost,anddonotchoosetoleavetowntillthatisdone。BesureyoucouldnotwishanindulgenceIshouldnotbehappytogrant,ifitmypower。’
NorwasthistheonlydunofthekindthatSelwynhad`toputupwith’onaccountofthegamingtable。HereceivedthefollowingfromEdward,EarlofDerby。[118]
[118]Edward,twelfthEarlofDerby,wasbornSeptember12,1752,anddiedOctober21,1834。Hemarriedfirst,Elizabeth,daughterofJames,sixthDukeofHamilton,whodiedin1799,andsecondly,thecelebratedactress,MissFarren,whodiedApril23,1829。
_TheEarlofDerbytoGeorgeSelwyn_。
`NothingcouldequalwhatIfeelattroublingyouwiththisdisagreeablenote;buthavinglostaverymonstroussumofmoneylastnight,IfindmyselfunderthenecessityofentreatingyourgoodnesstoexcusethelibertyIamtakingofapplyingtoyouforassistance。Ifitisnotveryinconvenienttoyou,Ishouldbegladofthemoneyyouoweme。Ifitis,ImustpaywhatIcan,anddesireBrookestotrustmefortheremainder。Irepeatagainmyapologies,towhichIshallbegleavetoaddhowverysincerelyIhavethehonourtobe,mydearsir,`Yourmostobedienthumbleservant,`DEBBY。
Thisistheverymodelofadun,andproveshowhandsomelysuchuglythingscanbedonewhenonehastodealwithanobleinsteadofaplebeiancreditor。
ButSelwynhadnotonlytoenduresuchindignities,butalsotoinflictthem,asappearsbythefollowinglettertohimfromtheHonourableGeneralFitzpatrick,inanswertoadun,which,weareassured,was`gentleandmoderate。’
`Iamverysorrytohearthenightendedsoill;buttogiveyousomeideaoftheutterimpossibilityofmybeingusefulontheoccasion,Iwillinformyouofthestateofmyaffairs。IwonL400lastnight,whichwasimmediatelyappropriatedbyMr_Martindale_,towhomIstilloweL300,andIaminBrookes’
bookforthricethatsum。Addtoallthis,thatatChristmasI
expectaninundationofclamorouscreditors,who,unlessI
somehoworotherscrapetogethersomemoneytosatisfythem,willoverwhelmmeentirely。Whatcanbedone?IfIcouldcoinmyheart,ordropmybloodintodrachms,Iwoulddoit,thoughbythistimeIshouldprobablyhaveneitherheartnorbloodleft。I
amafraid。youwillfindStepheninthesamestateofinsolvency。Adieu!Iamobligedtoyouforthegentlenessandmoderationofyourdun,consideringhowlongIhavebeenyourdebtor。
`Yoursmostsincerely,`R。F。’[119]
[119]Apud_SelwynandhisContemporaries_byJesse。
Selwynissaidtohavebeenaloseronthewhole,andoftenpillaged。Latterlyheappearstohavegotthebetterofhispropensityforplay,ifwemayjudgefromthefollowingwisesentiment:——`Itwastoogreataconsumer,’hesaid,`offourthings——time,health,fortune,andthinking。’Butawriterinthe_EdinburghReview_seemstodoubtSelwyn’sreformation;forhisinitiationofWilberforceoccurredin1782,whenhewas63;
andpreviously,in1776,heunderwenttheprocessofdunningfromLordDerby,before-mentioned,andin1779fromMrCrawford(`FishCrawford,’ashewascalled),eachofwhom,likeMrShafto,`hadasumtomakeup’——intheinfernalstylesohorridlyprovoking,evenwhenweareableandwillingtopay。However,asSelwyndiedcomparativelyrich,itmaybepresumedthathisfortunesufferedtonogreatextentbyhisindulgenceintheviceofgaming。
ThefollowingaresomeofGeorgeSelwyn’sjokesrelatingtogambling:——
Onenight,atWhite’s,observingthePostmaster-General,SirEverardFawkener,losingalargesumofmoneyatPiquet,Selwyn,pointingtothesuccessfulplayer,remarked——`Seenow,heisrobbingthe_MAIL!_’
Onanotheroccasion,in1756,observingMrPonsonby,theSpeakeroftheIrishHouseofCommons,tossingaboutbank-billsataHazardtableatNewmarket——`Look,’hesaid,`howeasilytheSpeakerpassesthemoney-bills!’
Afewmonthsafterwards(whenthepublicjournalsweredailycontaininganaccountofsomefreshtownwhichhadconferredthefreedomofitscorporationinagoldboxonMrPitt,afterwardsEarlofChatham,andtheRightHonourableHenryBilsonLegge,hisfellow-patriotandcolleague),Selwyn,whoneitheradmiredtheirpoliticsnorrespectedtheirprinciples,proposedtotheoldandnewclubatArthur’s,thatheshouldbedeputedtopresenttothemthefreedomofeachclubina_dice-box_。
OnoneofthewaitersatArthur’sclubhavingbeencommittedtoprisonforafelony——`Whatahorrididea,’saidSelwyn,`hewillgiveofustothepeopleinNewgate!’
WhentheaffairsofCharlesFoxwereinamorethanusuallyembarrassedstate,chieflythroughhisgambling,hisfriendsraisedasubscriptionamongthemselvesforhisrelief。Oneofthemremarkingthatitwouldrequiresomedelicacyinbreakingthemattertohim,andaddingthat`hewonderedhowFoxwouldtakeit。’`Takeit?’interruptedSelwyn,`why,_QUARTERLY_,tobesure。’[120]
[120]Jesse,_GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries。_
LORDCARLISLE。
Thiseminentstatesmanwasregardedbyhiscontemporariesasanable,aninfluential,andoccasionallyapowerfulspeaker。
Thoughmarriedtoaladyforwhominhislettersheeverexpressesthewarmestfeelingsofadmirationandesteem;andsurroundedbyayoungandincreasingfamily,whowereevidentlytheobjectsofhisdeepestaffection,LordCarlisle,nevertheless,attimesappearstohavebeenunabletoextricatehimselffromthedangerousenticementstoplaytowhichhewasexposed。Hisfatalpassionforplay——thesourceofadventitiousexcitementatnight,andofdeepdistressinthemorning——seemstohaveledtofrequentandinconvenientlosses,andeventuallytohaveplungedhimintocomparativedistress。
`Inrecordingthesefailingsofamanofotherwisestrongsense,ofahighsenseofhonour,andofkindlyaffections,wehavesaidtheworstthatcanbeadducedtohisdisadvantage。Attached,indeed,asLordCarlislemayhavebeentothepleasuresofsociety,andunfortunateasmayhavebeenhispassionforthegamingtable,itisdifficulttoperusethosepassagesinhislettersinwhichhedeeplyreproacheshimselfforyieldingtothefatalfascinationofplay,andaccuseshimselfofhavingdiminishedtheinheritanceofhischildren,withoutafeelingofcommiserationforthesensationsofamanofstrongsenseanddeepfeeling,whilereflectingonhismoraldegradation。Itissufficient,however,toobserveofLordCarlisle,thatthedeepsensewhichheentertainedofhisownfolly;thealmostmaddeningmomentstowhichherefersinhislettersofself-condemnationandbitterregret;andsubsequentlyhisnoblevictoryoverthesirenenticementsofpleasure,andhisthoroughemancipationfromthetrammelsofadomineeringpassion,makeadequateamendsforhispreviousunhappycareer。’[121]
[121]Jesse,_GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries_,ii。
Braveconquerors,forsoyeare,Whowaragainstyourownaffections,Andthehugearmyoftheworld’sdesires。
LadySarahBunbury,writingtoGeorgeSelwyn,in1767,says:——`IfyouarenowatPariswithpoorC。[evidentlyCarlisle],whoI
daresayisnowswearingattheFrenchpeople,givemycomplimentstohim。IcallhimpoorC。becauseIhopeheisonlymiserableathavingbeensucha_PIGEON_toColonelScott。
Inevercanpityhimforlosingatplay,andIthinkofitaslittleasIcan,becauseIcannotbeartobeobligedtoabatetheleastofthegoodopinionIhavealwayshadofhim。’
Oddlyenoughthewriterhadnobetteraccounttogiveofherownhusband;shesays,intheletter:——`SirCharlesgamesfrommorningtillnight,buthehasneveryetlostL100inoneday。’[122]
[122]ThisLadySarahBunburywasthewifeofSirCharlesBunbury,afterhavinghadachanceofbeingQueenofEngland,asthewifeofGeorgeIII。,whowaspassionatelyinlovewithher,andwouldhavemarriedherhaditnotbeenfortheconstitutionaloppositionofhisprivycouncil。Thischarmingandbeautifulwomandiedin1826,attheageof82。Shewasprobablythelastsurvivinggreat-granddaughterofCharlesII——Jesse,_Ubisupra_。
Abouttheyear1776LordCarlislewrotethefollowinglettertoGeorgeSelwyn:——
`MYDEARGEORGE,`Ihaveundonemyself,anditistonopurposetoconcealfromyoumyabominablemadnessandfolly,thoughperhapstheparticularsmaynotbeknowntotherestoftheworld。IneverlostsomuchinfivetimesasIhavedoneto-night,andamindebttothehouseforthewhole。YoumaybesureIdonottellyouthiswithanideathatyoucanbeoftheleastassistancetome;itisagreatdealmorethanyourabilitiesareequalto。
Letmeseeyou——thoughIshallbeashamedtolookatyouafteryourgoodnesstome。’
ThisletterisendorsedbyGeorgeSelwyn——`AfterthelossofL10,000。’HetellsSelwynofasetwhich,atonepointofthegame,stoodtowinL50,000。
`LordByron,itisalmostneedlesstoremark,wasnearlyrelatedtoLordCarlisle。ThemotherofLordCarlislewassistertoJohn,fourthLordByron,thegrandfatherofthepoet;LordCarlisleandLordByronwereconsequentlyfirstcousinsonceremoved。Hadtheyhappenedtohavebeencontemporaries,itwouldbedifficulttoformanideaoftwoindividualswho,alikefromtastes,feelings,andhabitsoflife,weremorelikelytoformalastingandsuitableintimacy。Bothweremenofhighrank;bothunitedanintimateknowledgeofsocietyandtheworldwiththeardenttemperamentofapoet;andbothinyouthmingledaloveoffrolicandpleasurewithagravertasteforliterarypursuits。’
CHARLESJAMESFOX。
InthemidstoftheinfatuatedvotariesofthegaminggodinEngland,towersthemightyintellectualgiantCharlesJamesFox。
Naturehadfashionedhimtobeequallyanobjectofadmirationandlove。Inadditiontopowerfuleloquence,hewasdistinguishedbytherefinementofhistasteinallmattersconnectedwithliteratureandart;hewasdeeplyreadinhistory;
hadsomeclaimstoberegardedasapoet;andpossessedathoroughknowledgeoftheclassicalauthorsofantiquity,aknowledgeofwhichhesooftenandsohappilyavailedhimselfinhisseatintheHouseofCommons。Tothesequalitieswasaddedagood-humourwhichwasseldomruffled,——apeculiarfascinationofmannerandaddress,——themostdelightfulpowersofconversation,——aheartperfectlyfreefromvindictiveness,ostentation,anddeceit,——astrongsenseofjustice,——athoroughdetestationoftyrannyandoppression,——andanalmostfemininetendernessoffeelingforthesufferingsofothers。
Unfortunately,however,hisgreattalentsanddelightfulqualitiesinprivateliferenderedhisdefectsthemoreglaringandlamentable;indeed,itisdifficulttothinkorspeakwithcommonpatienceofthoseinjuriouspracticesandhabits——thatabandonmenttoself-gratification,andthatcriminalwasteofthemosttranscendentabilitieswhichexhaustedinsocialconvivialityandthegamingtablewhatwereformedtoconferblessingsonmankind。
SomuchforthecharacterofFox,asIhavegatheredfromMrJesse;[123]andIcontinuetheextremelyinterestingsubjectbyquotingfromthatdelightfulbook,`TheQueensofSociety。’[124]`Withafatherwhohadmadeanenormousfortune,withlittleprinciple,outofapublicoffice——forLordHollandowedthebulkofhiswealthtohisappointmentofpaymastertotheforces,——andwhospoiledhim,inhisboyhood,CharlesJamesFoxhadbegunlife_ASAFOPOFTHEFIRSTWATER_,andsquanderedL50,000indebtbeforehebecameofage。Afterwardsheindulgedrecklesslyandextravagantlyineverycourseoflicentiousnesswhichtheprofligatesocietyofthedayopenedtohim。AtBrookes’andtheThatchedHouseFoxateanddranktoexcess,threwthousandsupontheFarotable,mingledwithblacklegs,andmadehimselfnotoriousforhisshamelessvices。
Newmarketsuppliedanotherexcitement。HisbackroomwassoincessantlyfilledwithJewmoney-lendersthathecalledithisJerusalemChamber。Itwasimpossiblethatsuchalifeshouldnotdestroyeveryprincipleofhonour;andthereisnothingimprobableinthestorythatheappropriatedtohimselfmoneywhichbelongedtohisdearfriendMrsCrewe,asbeforerelated。
[123]GeorgeSelwynandhisContemporaries,ii。
[124]ByGraceandPhilipWharton。
`Ofhistalents,whichwerecertainlygreat,hemadeanaffecteddisplay。Ofhislearninghewasproud——butratherasaddinglustretohiscelebrityforuniversaltastes。Hewasnotatallashamed,butrathergloriedinbeingabletodescribehimselfasafool,ashedoesinhisversestoMrsCrewe:——
\"Is’treason?No;thatmywholelifewillbelie;
For,whosoatvarianceasreasonandI?
Is’tambitionthatfillsupeachchinkinmyheart,Norallowsanysoftersensationapart?
Oh!no;forinthisalltheworldmustagree,_ONEFOLLYWASNEVERSUFFICIENTFORME_。\"
`Sensualandself-indulgent——withagrossnessthatisevenpatentonhisveryportrait[andbust],Foxhadneverthelessamannerwhichenchantedthesex,andhewastheonlypoliticianofthedaywhothoroughlyenlistedthepersonalsympathiesofwomenofmindandcharacter,aswellasofthosewhomightbecaptivatedbyhisprofusion。WhenhevisitedParisinlaterdays,evenMadameRecamier,notedforherrefinement,andofwhomhehimselfsaid,withhisusualcoarseideasofthesphereofwoman,that\"shewastheonlywomanwhounitedtheattractionsofpleasuretothoseofmodesty,\"delightedtobeseenwithhim!
AtthetimeofwhichwearespeakingthemostcelebratedbeautiesofEnglandwerehismostardentsupporters。
`Theelectionof1784,inwhichhestoodandwasreturnedforWestminster,wasoneofthemostfamousoftheoldriotouspoliticaldemonstrations……Loving_hazard_ofallkindsforitsownsake,Foxhadmadepartyhostilityanewsphereofgambling,hadadoptedthecharacterofademagogue,andatatimewhenthewholeofEuropewasundergoing,agreatrevolutioninprinciples,waswelcomedgladlyas\"TheManofthePeople。\"Inthebeginning,oftheyearhehadbeenconvictedofbribery,butinspiteofthishispopularityincreased……TheelectionforWestminster,inwhichFoxwasopposedbySirCecilWray,wasthemosttempestuousofall。Therewere20,000votestobepolled,andtheopposingpartiesresortedtoanymeansofintimidation,orviolence,orpersuasionwhichpoliticalenthusiasmcouldsuggest。Ontheeighthdaythepollwasagainstthepopularmember,andhecalleduponhisfriendstomakeagreateffortonhisbehalf。Itwasthenthatthe\"ladies’
canvass\"began。LadyDuncannon,theDuchessofDevonshire,MrsCrewe,andMrsDamerdressedthemselvesinblueandbuff——thecoloursoftheAmericanIndependents,whichFoxhadadoptedandworeintheHouseofCommons——andsetouttovisitthepurlieusofWestminster。Here,intheirenthusiasm,theyshookthedirtyhandsofhonestworkmen,expressedthegreatestinterestintheirwivesandfamilies,andeven,asinthecaseoftheDuchessofDevonshireandthebutcher,submittedtheirfaircheekstobekissedbythepossessorsofvotes!Atthebutcher’sshop,theowner,inhisapronandsleeves,stoutlyrefusedhisvote,exceptononecondition——\"WouldherGracegivehimakiss?\"Therequestwasgranted;andthevotethuspurchasedwenttoswellthemajoritywhichfinallysecuredthereturnof\"TheManofthePeople。\"
`Thecolouringofpoliticalfriends,whichconcealedhisvices,orratherwhichgavethemafalsehue,haslongsincefadedaway。
WenowknowFoxashe_WAS_。InthelatestjournalsofHoraceWalpolehisinveterategambling,hisopenprofligacy,hisutterwantofhonour,isdisclosedbyoneofhisownopinion。
Corruptedereyethehadlefthishome,whilstinageaboy,thereis,however,thecomfortofreflectingthatheoutlivedhisviceswhichseemtohave\"croppedout\"byhisancestralconnectioninthefemalelinewiththereprobateCharlesII。,whomhewasthoughttoresembleinfeatures。Fox,afterwards,withagreenaprontiedroundhiswaist,pruningandnailinguphisfruittreesatStAnn’sHill,oramusinghimselfinnocentlywithafewfriends,isapleasingobjecttoremember,evenwhilsthisearlycareeroccursforciblytothemind。’
Peace,then,totheshadeofCharlesJamesFox!Thethreelastpublicactswhichheperformedwereworthyoftheman,andshouldsufficetoprovethat,inspiteofhisterriblefailings,hewasmostusefulinhisgeneration。Byone,helabouredtorepairtheoutragesofwar——toobtainabreathingtimeforourallies;and,byanextensionofourcommerce,toafford,ifnecessary,tohiscountryalltheadvantagesofarenovatedcontest,withoutthedangerofdryingupourresources。Byanother,heattemptedtoremovealllegaldisabilitiesarisingoutofreligion——tounitemoreclosely_THEINTERESTSOFIRELANDWITHTHOSEOFENGLAND;_
andthus,byanextensionofcommonrights,andaparticipationofcommonbenefits,wiselytorenderthatwhichhasalwaysbeenconsideredtheweakestandmosttroublesomeportionofourempire,atleastausefulandvaluablepartofEngland’sgreatnessamongthenations。QueenElizabeth’sMinister,LordBurleigh,inthepresenceofthe`Irishdifficulty’inhisday,wishedIrelandatthebottomofthesea,anddoubtlessmanyatthepresenttimewishthesame;butFoxendeavouredtograpplewithitmanfullyandhonestly,anditwasnothisfaultthathedidnotsettleit。ThevicesofFoxwerethoseoftheageinwhichhelived;hadhebeenreservedforthepresentepoch,whatadifferentbiographyshouldwehavetowriteofhim!Whatahelmsmanhemightbeatthepresenttime,whentheshipofOldEnglandisatseaandinperil!
ItappearsfromaletteraddressedbyLordCarlisletoLadyHolland(Fox’smother)in1773,thathehadbecomesecurityforFoxtotheamountoffifteenorsixteenthousandpounds;andalettertoSelwynin1777,putstheruinouscharacteroftheirgamingtransactionsinthestrongestlight。LordIlchester(Fox’scousin)hadlostthirteenthousandpoundsatonesittingtoLordCarlisle,whoofferedtotakethreethousandpoundsdown。
Nothingwaspaid。Buttenyearsafterwards,whenLordCarlislepressedforhismoney,hecomplainedthatanattemptwasmadetoconstruetheofferintoa_remission_ofthetenthousandpounds:——`Theonlyway,inhonour,thatLordIlchestercouldhaveacceptedmyoffer,wouldhavebeenbytakingsomestepstopaytheL3000。Iremainedinastateofuncertainty,Ithink,fornearlythreeyears;buthistakingnonoticeofitduringthattime,convincedmethathehadnointentionofavailinghimselfofit。CharlesFoxwasalsoatamuchearlierperiodclearthathenevermeanttoacceptit。Thereisalsogreatinjusticeinthebehaviourofthefamilyinpassingbytheinstantaneouspaymentof,Ibelieve,fivethousandpounds,toCharles,wonatthesamesitting,withoutanyobservations。_AtoneperiodoftheplayIremembertherewasabalanceinfavourofoneofthesegentlemen(butwhichIprotestIdonotremember)
ofaboutfiftythousand_。’
AtthetimeinquestionFoxwashardlyeighteen。ThefollowingletterfromLordCarlisle,writtenin1771,containshighlyinterestinginformationrespectingtheyouthfulhabitsandalreadyvastintellectualpre-eminenceofthismemorablestatesman:——`ItgivesmegreatpaintohearthatCharlesbeginstobeunreasonablyimpatientatlosing。Ifearitistheprologuetomuchfretfulnessoftemper,fordisappointmentinraisingmoney,andanyseriousreflectionsuponhissituation,will(inspiteofhisaffectedspiritsanddissipation)occasionhimmanydisagreeablemoments。’LordCarlisle’sfearsprovedgroundlessinthisrespect。Asbeforestated,Foxwasalwaysremarkableforhissweetnessoftemper,whichremainedwithhimtothelast;butitismostpainfultothinkhowmuchmankindhaslostthroughhisrecklessness。
GibbonwritestoLordSheffieldin1773,`YouknowLordHollandispayingCharlesFox’sdebts。TheyamounttoL140,000。’[125]
[125]Timbs,_ClubLifeinLondon_。
Hisloveofplaywasdesperate。AfeweveningsbeforehemovedtherepealoftheMarriageAct,inFebruary,1772,hehadbeenatBromptonontwoerrands,——onetoconsultJusticeFieldingonthepenallaws,theothertoborrowL10,000,whichhebroughttotownatthehazardofbeingrobbed。HeplayedadmirablybothatWhistandPiquet,——withsuchskill,indeed,thatbythegeneraladmissionofBrookes’Club,hemighthavemadefourthousandpoundsa-year,astheycalculated,atthesegames,ifhecouldhaveconfinedhimselftothem。Buthismisfortunearosefromplayinggamesofchance,particularlyatFaro。
Aftereatinganddrinkingplentifully,hewouldsitdownattheFarotable,andinvariablyrosealoser。Once,indeed,andonceonly,hewonabouteightthousandpoundsinthecourseofasingleevening。Partofthemoneyhepaidtohiscreditors,andtheremainderhelostalmostimmediately。
Beforeheattainedhisthirtiethyearhehadcompletelydissipatedeverythingthathecouldeithercommandorcouldprocurebythemostruinousexpedients。Hehadevenundergone,attimes,manyoftheseverestprivationsincidentaltothevicissitudesthatattendagamester’sprogress;frequentlywantingmoneytodefraythecommondailywantsofthemostpressingnature。TophamBeauclerc,wholivedmuchinFox’ssociety,declaredthatnomancouldformanideaoftheextremitiestowhichhehadbeendriventoraisemoney,oftenlosinghislastguineaattheFarotable。Theverysedan-
chairmen,whomhewasunabletopay,usedtodunhimforarrears。
In1781,hemightbeconsideredasanextinctvolcano,——forthepecuniaryalimentthathadfedtheflamewaslongconsumed。YetheeventhenoccupiedahouseorlodgingsinStJames’sStreet,closetoBrookes’,wherehepassedalmosteveryhourwhichwasnotdevotedtotheHouseofCommons。Brookes’wasthentherallyingpointorrendezvousoftheOpposition,whereFaro,Whist,andsupperprolongedthenight,theprincipalmembersoftheminorityinbothHousesmet,inordertocomparetheirinformation,ortoconcertandmaturetheirparliamentarymeasures。GreatsumswerethenborrowedofJewsatexorbitantpremiums。
HisbrotherStephenwasenormouslyfat;GeorgeSelwynsaidhewasintherighttodealwithShylocks,ashecouldgivethempoundsofflesh。
Walpole,in1781,walkingupStJames’sStreet,sawacartatFox’sdoor,withcopperandanoldchestofdrawers,loading。
HissuccessatFarohadawakenedahostofcreditors;but,unlesshisbankhadswelledtothesizeoftheBankofEngland,itcouldnothaveyieldedahalf-pennyapieceforeach。Epsomtoohadbeenunpropitious;andonecreditorhadactuallyseizedandcarriedoffFox’sgoods,whichdidnotseemworthremoving。Yet,shortlyafterthis,whomshouldWalpolefindsaunteringbyhisowndoorbutFox,whocameupandtalkedtohimatthecoachwindow,ontheMarriageBill,withasmuch_sang-froid_asifheknewnothingofwhathadhappened。Doubtlessthisindifferencewastobeattributedquiteasmuchtothecallousnessoftherecklessgamblerastoanythingthatmightbecalled`philosophy。’
ItseemsclearthattherulingpassionofFoxwaspartlyowingtothelaxtrainingofhisfather,who,byhislavishallowances,notonlyfosteredhispropensitytoplay,buthadalsobeenaccustomedtogivehim,whenamereboy,moneytoamusehimselfatthegamingtable。AccordingtoChesterfield,thefirstLordHolland`hadnofixedprinciplesinreligionormorality,’andhecensureshimtohissonforbeing`toounwaryinridiculingandexposingthem。’HegavefullswingtoCharlesinhisyouth。
`Letnothingbedone,’saidhislordship,`tobreakhisspirit,theworldwilldothatforhim。’Athisdeath,in1774,helefthimL154,000topayhisdebts;itwasall`bespoke,’andFoxsoonbecameasdeeplypledgedasbefore。[126]
[126]Timbs,ubisupra。ThereisamistakeintheanecdoterespectingFox’sduelwithMrAdam(notAdams),asrelatedbyMrTimbsinhisamusingbookoftheClubs。ThechallengewasinconsequenceofsomewordsutteredbyFoxinparliament,andnotonaccountofsomeremarkonGovernmentpowder,towhichFoxwittilyalluded,aftertheduel,saying——`Egad,Adam,youwouldhavekilledmeifithadnotbeenGovernmentpowder。’SeeGilchrist,Ordeals,Millingen,Hist。
ofDuelling,ii。,andSteinmetz,RomanceofDuelling,ii。
ThefollowingareauthenticanecdotesofFox,asagambler。
FoxhadagamblingdebttopaytoSirJohnSlade。Findinghimselfincash,afteraluckyrunatFaro,hesentacomplimentarycardtotheknight,desiringtodischargetheclaim。SirJohnnosoonersawthemoneythanhecalledforpenandink,andbegantofigure。`Whatnow?’criedFox。`Onlycalculatingtheinterest,’repliedtheother。`Areyouso?’
coollyrejoinedCharlesJames,andpocketedthecash,adding——`I
thoughtitwasa_debtofhonour_。Asyouseemtoconsideritatradingdebt,andasImakeitaninvariableruletopaymyJew-
creditorslast,youmustwaitalittlelongerforyourmoney。’
FoxonceplayedcardswithFitzpatrickatBrookes’fromteno’clockatnighttillnearsixo’clockthenextmorning——awaiterstandingbytotellthem`whosedealitwas’——theybeingtoosleepytoknow。
OnanotheroccasionhewonaboutL8000;andoneofhisbond-
creditors,whosoonheardofhisgoodluck,presentedhimselfandaskedforpayment。`Impossible,sir,’repliedFox;
`Imustfirstdischargemydebtsofhonour。’Thebond-creditorremonstrated,andfindingFoxinflexible,torethebondtopiecesandflungitintothefire,exclaiming——`Now,sir,yourdebttomeisa_debtofhonour_。’Struckbythecreditor’swittyrejoinder,Foxinstantlypaidthemoney。[127]
[127]TheaboveistheversionofthisanecdotewhichI
rememberasbeingcurrentinmyyoungdays。MrTimbsandothersbeforehimrelatetheanecdoteasfollows:——`OnanotheroccasionhewonaboutL8000;andoneofhisbond-creditors,whosoonheardofhisgoodluck,presentedhimselfandaskedforpayment。’
`Impossible,sir,’repliedFox`Imustfirstdischargemydebtsofhonour。’Thebond-creditorremonstrated。`Well,sir,givemeyourbond。’ItwasdeliveredtoFox,whotoreitinpiecesandthrewitintothefire。`Now,sir,’saidFox,`mydebttoyouisadebtofhonour;’andimmediatelypaidhim。
Now,itisevidentthatFoxcouldnotdestroythedocumentwithoutrenderinghimselfstillmore`liable’inpointoflaw。I
submitthattheversioninthetextisthetrueone,conformingwiththelegalrequirementofthecaseandinfluencingthedebtorbytheoriginalityoftheperformanceofthecreditor。
Amidstthewildestexcessesofyouth,evenwhiletheperpetualvictimofhispassionforplay,Foxeagerlycultivatedhistasteforletters,especiallytheGreekandRomanhistoriansandpoets;
andhefoundresourcesintheirworksunderthemostseveredepressionsoccasionedbyill-successesatthegamingtable。Onemorning,afterFoxhadpassedthewholenightincompanywithTophamBeauclercatFaro,thetwofriendswereabouttoseparate。
Foxhadlostthroughoutthenight,andwasinaframeofmindapproachingtodesperation。Beauclerc’sanxietyfortheconsequenceswhichmightensueledhimtobeearlyatFox’slodgings;andonarrivingheinquired,notwithoutapprehension,whetherhehadrisen。TheservantrepliedthatMrFoxwasinthedrawing-room,whenBeauclercwalkedup-stairsandcautiouslyopenedthedoor,expectingtobeholdafranticgamesterstretchedonthefloor,bewailinghislosses,orplungedinmoodydespair;
buthewasastonishedtofindhimreadingaGreekHerodotus。
Onperceivinghisfriend’ssurprise,Foxexclaimed,`Whatwouldyouhavemedo?Ihavelostmylastshilling。’
Uponotheroccasions,afterstakingandlosingallthathecouldraiseatFaro,insteadofexclaimingagainstfortune,ormanifestingtheagitationnaturalundersuchcircumstances,hewouldlayhisheadonthetableandretainhisplace,but,exhaustedbymentalandbodilyfatigue,almostimmediatelyfallintoaprofoundsleep。
Fox’sbestfriendsaresaidtohavebeenhalfruinedinannuitiesgivenbythemassecuritiesforhimtotheJews。L500,000a-
yearofsuchannuitiesofFoxandhis`society’wereadvertisedtobesoldatonetime。WalpolewonderedwhatFoxwoulddowhenhehadsoldtheestatesofhisfriends。WalpolefurthernotesthatinthedebateontheThirty-nineArticles,February6,1772,Foxdidnotshine;norcoulditbewonderedat。HehadsatupplayingatHazard,atAlmack’s,fromTuesdayevening,the4th,tillfiveintheafternoonofWednesday,the5th。AnhourbeforehehadrecoveredL12,000thathehadlost;andbydinner,whichwasatfiveo’clock,hehadendedlosingL11,000!OntheThursdayhespokeintheabovedebate,wenttodinneratpastelevenatnight;fromthencetoWhite’s,wherehedranktillseventhenextmorning;thencetoAlmack’s,wherehewonL6000;andbetweenthreeandfourintheafternoonhesetoutforNewmarket。HisbrotherStephenlostL11,000twonightsafter,andCharlesL10,000moreonthe13th;sothatinthreenightsthetwobrothers——theeldestnot_twenty-five_
yearsofage——lostL32,000![128]
[128]Timbs,_ubisupra。_
OnoneoccasionStephenFoxwasdreadfullyfleecedatagaminghouseattheWestEnd。HeentereditwithL13,000,andleftwithoutafarthing。
AssuredlytheseFoxesweremisnamed。_Pigeons_——dupesofsharpersatplay——wouldhavebeenamoreappropriatecognomen。
WILBERFORCEANDPITT。
Theseeminentstatesmenweregamestersatoneperiodoftheirlives。WhenWilberforcecametoLondonin1780,afterhisreturntoParliament,hisgreatsuccesssignalizedhisentryintopubliclife,andhewasatonceelectedamemberoftheleadingclubs——
Miles’andEvans’,Brookes’,Boodle’s,White’s,andGoosetree’s。
ThelatterwasWilberforce’susualresort,wherehisfriendshipwithPitt——whoplayedwithcharacteristicandintenseeagerness,andwhomhehadslightlyknownatCambridge——greatlyincreased。
HeoncelostL100attheFarotable。
`WeplayedagooddealatGoosetree’s,’hestates,;andI
wellremembertheintenseearnestnesswhichPittdisplayedwhenjoininginthesegamesofchance。Heperceivedtheirincreasingfascination,andsoonafterabandonedthemforever。’
Wilberforce’sowncaseisthusrecordedbyhisbiographers,ontheauthorityofhisprivateJournal:——`Wecanhavenoplayto-
night,’complainedsomeofthepartyattheclub,`forStAndrewisnotheretokeepbank。’`Wilberforce,’saidMrBankes,whoneverjoinedhimself,`ifyouwillkeepitIwillgiveyouaguinea。’Theplayfulchallengewasaccepted,butasthegamegrewdeepherosethewinnerofL600。Muchofthiswaslostbythosewhowereonlyheirstofortunes,andthereforecouldnotmeetsuchacallwithoutinconvenience。Thepainhefeltattheirannoyancecuredhimofatastewhichseemedbuttoolikelytobecomepredominant。
Goosetree’sbeingthenalmostexclusivelycomposedofincipientoratorsandembryostatesmen,thecallforagamblingtabletheremayberegardedasadecisiveproofoftheuniversalprevalenceofthevice。
`ThefirsttimeIwasatBrookes’,’saysWilberforce,`scarcelyknowinganyone,Ijoined,frommereshyness,inplayattheFarotables,whereGeorgeSelwynkeptbank。Afriend,whoknewmyinexperience,andregardedmeasavictimdeckedoutforsacrifice,calledtome——\"What,Wilberforce,isthatyou?\"
Selwynquiteresentedtheinterference,and,turningtohim,saidinhismostexpressivetone,\"Oh,sir,don’tinterruptMrWilberforce,hecouldnotbebetteremployed。\"
Again:`TheveryfirsttimeIwenttoBoodle’sIwontwenty-fiveguineasoftheDukeofNorfolk。Ibelongedatthistimetofiveclubs——Miles’andEvans’,Brookes’,Boodle’s,White’s,andGoosetree’s。’
SIRPHILIPFRANCIS。
SirPhilipFrancis,theeminentpoliticianandsupposedauthorofthecelebrated`LettersofJunius,’wasagambler,andtheconvivialcompanionofFox。DuringtheshortadministrationofthatstatesmanhewasmadeaKnightoftheBath。Oneevening,RogerWilbrahamcameuptotheWhisttable,atBrookes’,whereSirPhilip,whoforthefirsttimeworetheribbonoftheOrder,wasengagedinarubber,andthusaccostedhim。Layingholdoftheribbon,andexaminingitforsometime,hesaid:——`So,thisisthewaytheyhaverewardedyouatlast;theyhavegivenyoualittlebitofredribbonforyourservices,SirPhilip,havethey?Aprettybitofredribbontohangaboutyourneck;
andthatsatisfiesyou,doesit?Now,IwonderwhatIshallhave。Whatdoyouthinktheywillgiveme,SirPhilip?’Thenewly-madeknight,whohadtwenty-fiveguineasdependingontherubber,andwhowasnotverywellpleasedattheinterruption,suddenlyturnedround,andlookingathimfiercely,exclaimed,`A
halter,andbe,’&c。
THEREV。CALEBC。COLTON。
Unquestionablythisreverendgentlemanwasoneofthemostluckyofgamesters——havingdiedinfullpossessionofthegiftsvouchsafedtohimbythegoddessoffortune。
HewaseducatedatEton,graduatedatKing’sCollege,Cambridge,asBachelorofArtsin1801,andMasterofArtsin1804,andobtainedafellowship,havingalsoacuracyatTiverton,heldconjointly。Somesixyearsafterheappearedinprintasadenouncerofa`ghoststory,’andin1812,astheauthorof`Hypocrisy,’asatiricalpoem,and`Napoleon,’apoem。In1818
hewaspresentedbyhiscollegetothevicarageofKewwithPetersham,inSurrey。Twoyearsafterheestablishedaliteraryreputation——lastingtothepresenttime——bythepublicationofavolumeofaphorismsormaxims,underthetitleof`LACON;or,ManyThingsinFewWords。’Thisworkisveryfarfromoriginal,beingfoundedmainlyonLordBacon’scelebratedEssays,andBurdon’s`MaterialsforThinking,’LaBruyiere,andDelaRochefoucault;stillitishighlycreditabletotheabilitiesofthewriter。Ithaspassedthroughseveraleditions;andevenatthepresenttimeitsonlyrivalis,`TheGuessesatTruth,’
althoughwehavenumerouscollectionsofapothegmaticextractsfromauthors,aclassofworkswhichisnotwithoutitsfascination,ifreadersareinclinedto_THINK。_[129]
[129]ThefirstworkIpublishedwasofthiskind,andentitled,`GemsofGenius;or,WordsoftheWise,withextractsfromtheDiaryofaYoungMan,’in1838。
Twoyearsafterhereturnedtohis`Napoleon,’whichherepublished,withextensiveadditions,underthenewtitleof`TheConflagrationofMoscow。
ItwouldappearthatColtonatthisperiodgaveintothefashionablegamingoftheday;atanyrate,hedabbleddeeplyinSpanishbonds,becameinvolvedinpecuniarydifficulties,and,withoutinvestigatinghisaffairsclosely——whichmighthavebeeneasilyarranged——heabsconded。
Hesubsequentlymadeappearance,inordertoretainhisliving;
butin1828helostit,asuccessorbeingappointedbyhiscollege。HethenwenttotheUnitedStatesofAmerica;whathedidthereisnotonrecord;buthesubsequentlyreturnedtoEurope,wenttoParis,tookuphisabodeinthePalaisRoyal,and——devotedhistalentstothemysteriesofthegamingtable,bywhichhewassosuccessfulthatinthecourseofayearortwohewonL25,000!
Oddlyenough,oneofhis`maxims’inhisLaconrunsasfollows:
`Thegamester,ifhedieamartyrtohisprofession,isdoublyruined。Headdshissoultoeveryotherloss,and,bytheactofsuicide,renouncesearth,toforfeitheaven。’
Ithasbeensuggestedthatthiswaswritinghisownepitaph,anditwouldappearsofromthenoticesofthemaninmostofthebiographies;butnothingcouldbefurtherfromthefact。CalebColtonmanagedto_KEEP_hisgamblingfortune,andwhatismore,devotedittoaworthypurpose。Partofhiswealthheemployedinformingapicture-gallery;andheprintedatParis,forprivatedistribution,anodeonthedeathofLordByron。Hecertainlycommittedsuicide,buttheactwasnotthegamester’smartyrdom。Hewasafflictedbyadiseasewhichnecessitatedsomepainfulsurgicaloperation,andratherthansubmittoit,heblewouthisbrains,atthehouseofafriend,atFontainebleau,in1832。[130]
[130]Gent。Mag。NewMonth。Mag。Gorton’sGen。Biograph。Dict。
BEAUBRUMMELL。
Thissingularmanwasaninveterategambler,andforsometimevery`lucky;’butthereactioncameatlast;thestakesweretoohigh,andthepursesofhiscompanionstoolongforhimtostandagainstanycontinuedrunofbadluck;indeed,theplayatWattier’s,whichwasverydeep,eventuallyruinedtheclub,aswellasBrummellandseveralothermembersofit;acertainbaronetnowliving,accordingtoCaptainJesse,isassertedtohavelosttenthousandpoundsthereat_Ecarte_atonesitting。[131]
[131]LifeofBeauBrummell。
Theseasonof1814sawBrummellawinner,andaloserlikewise——andthistimehelostnotonlyhiswinnings,but`anunfortunatetenthousandpounds,’which,whenrelatingthecircumstancetoafriendmanyyearsafterwards,hesaidwasallthatremainedathisbanker’s。Onenight——thefifthofamostrelentlessrunofill-luck——hisfriendPembertonMillsheardhimexclaimthathehadlosteveryshilling,andonlywishedsomeonewouldbindhimnevertoplayagain:——`Iwill,’saidMills;andtakingoutaten-poundnoteheofferedittoBrummellonconditionthatheshouldforfeitathousandifheplayedatWhite’swithinamonthfromthatevening。TheBeautookit,andforafewdaysdiscontinuedcomingtotheclub;butaboutafortnightafterMills,happeningtogoin,sawhimhardatwork。
Ofcoursethethousandpoundswasforfeited;buthisfriend,insteadofclaimingit,merelywentuptohimand,touchinghimgentlyontheshoulder,said——`Well,Brummell,youmayatleastgivemebackthetenpoundsyouhadtheothernight。’
AmongthememberswhoindulgedinhighplayatBrookes’ClubwasAldermanCombe,thebrewer,whoissaidtohavemadeasmuchmoneyinthiswayashedidbybrewing。OneeveningwhilsthefilledtheofficeofLordMayor,hewasbusyatafullHazardtableatBrookes’,wherethewitandthedice-boxcirculatedtogetherwithgreatglee,andwhereBeauBrummellwasoneoftheparty。`Come,Mash-tub,’saidBrummell,whowasthe_caster_,`whatdoyou_set?_’`Twenty-fiveguineas,’answeredtheAlderman。`Well,then,’returnedtheBeau,`haveatthemare’spony’(agamingtermfor25guineas)。Hecontinuedtothrowuntilhedrovehomethebrewer’stwelveponiesrunning;andthengettingup,andmakinghimalowbow,whilstpocketingthecash,hesaid——`Thankyou,Alderman;forthefutureIshallneverdrinkanyporterbutyours。’`Iwish,sir,’repliedthebrewer,`thateveryotherblackguardinLondonwouldtellmethesame。’[132]
[132]Jesse,_ubisupra_。
Thefollowingoccurrencemusthavecauseda`sensation’topoorBrummell。
AmongthemembersofWattier’sClubwasBligh,anotoriousmadman,ofwhomMrRaikesrelates:——`OneeveningattheMacaotable,whentheplaywasverydeep,Brummell,havinglostaconsiderablestake,affected,inhisfarcicalway,averytragicair,andcriedout——\"Waiter,bringmeaflatcandlestickandapistol。\"UponwhichBligh,whowassittingoppositetohim,calmlyproducedtwoloadedpistolsfromhiscoatpocket,whichheplacedonthetable,andsaid,\"MrBrummell,ifyouarereallydesiroustoputaperiodtoyourexistence,Iamextremelyhappytoofferyouthemeanswithouttroublingthewaiter。\"Theeffectuponthosepresentmayeasilybeimagined,atfindingthemselvesinthecompanyofaknownmadmanwhohadloadedweaponsabouthim。’
Brummellwasatlastcompletelybeggared,thoughforsometimehecontinuedtoholdonbythehelpoffundsraisedonthemutualsecurityofhimselfandhisfriends,someofwhomwerenotinamuchmoreflourishingconditionthanhimself;theirnames,however,andstillmore,theirexpectations,lentacharmtotheirbills,intheeyesoftheusurers,andmoneywasprocured,ofcourseatruinousinterest。Itissaidthatsomeunpleasantcircumstances,connectedwiththedivisionofoneoftheseloans,occasionedtheBeau’sexpatriation,andthatapersonalaltercationtookplacebetweenBrummellandacertainMrM——,whenthatgentlemanaccusedhimoftakingthelion’sshare。
Hediedinutterpoverty,andanidiot,atCaen,intheyear1840,aged62years。Brummellhadaveryoddwayofaccountingforthesadchangewhichtookplaceinhisaffairs。Hesaidthatuptoaparticularperiodofhislifeeverythingprosperedwithhim,andthatheattributedgoodlucktothepossessionofacertainsilversixpencewithaholeinit,whichsomebodyhadgivenhimyearsbefore,withaninjunctiontotakegoodcareofit,aseverythingwouldgowellwithhimsolongashedid,andthereverseifhehappenedtoloseit。Thepromisedprosperityattendedhimformanyyears,whilstheheldthesixpencefast;
buthavingatlength,inanevilhour,unfortunatelygivenitbymistaketoahackney-coachman,acompletereverseofhispreviousgoodfortuneensued,tillactualruinovertookhimatlast,andobligedhimtoexpatriatehimself。`Onmyaskinghim,’saysthenarrator,`whyhedidnotadvertiseandofferarewardforthelosttreasure;hesaid,\"Idid,andtwentypeoplecamewithsixpenceshavingholesinthemtoobtainthepromisedreward,butminewasnotamongstthem!\"Andyouneverafterwards,’saidI,`ascertainedwhatbecameofit?\"Ohyes,\"hereplied,\"nodoubtthatrascalRothschild,orsomeofhisset,gotholdofit。\"’WhateverpoorBrummell’ssupernaturaltendenciesmayhavegenerallybeen,hehadunquestionablyasuperstitiousvenerationforhislostsixpence。
TOMDUNCOMBE。
TomDuncombegraduatedandtookhonoursamongthegreatestgamblersoftheday。LikeFox,hewasheirtoagoodfortune——
tenortwelvethousandayear——thewholeofwhichhemanagedtoanticipatebeforehewasthirty。`TomDuncomberanCharlesFoxclose。WhenMrDuncombe,sen。,ofCopgrove,causedhisprodigalson’sdebtstobeestimatedwithaviewtotheirsettlement,theywerefoundtoexceedL135,000;[133]andthehopefulheirwentonaddingtothemtillallpossibilityofextricationwasatanend。Buthespenthismoney(orotherpeople’smoney),solongashehadany,likeagentleman;hisheartwasopenlikehishand;hewasgenerous,cordial,high-spirited;andhisexpectations——tilltheywereknowntobediscountedtotheuttermostfarthing——keptuphiscredit,improvedhissocialposition,andgainedfriends。\"Society\"(sayshisson)
\"openeditsarmstothepossessorofagoodnameandtheinheritorofagoodestate。PaterfamiliasesandMaterfamiliasesrivalledeachotherinendeavouringtomakethingspleasantintheirhouseholdsforhisparticulardelectation,especiallyiftheyhadgrown-updaughters;hospitablehostsinvitedhimtodinner,fashionablematronstoballs;politicalleaderssoughttosecurehimasapartisan;_DEBUTANTES_oftheseasonendeavouredtoattracthimasanadmirer;_TRADESMENTHRONGEDTOHIS
DOORSTEPSFORHISCUSTOM_,andhistablewasdailycoveredwithwrittenapplicationsforhispatronage。\"_Noblesseoblige;_
andsodoesfashion。Theaspiranthadconfessedlyahardtimeofit。\"HemustbeseenatTattersall’saswellasatAlmack’s;bemorefrequentinattendanceinthegreen-roomofthetheatrethanata_levee_inthepalace;showasmuchreadinesstoenterintoapigeon-matchatBatterseaRedHouse,asintoaflirtationinMayFair;distinguishhimselfinthehunting-fieldasmuchasatthedinner-table;andmakeaseffectiveanappearanceintheparkasinthesenate;inshort,hemustbeeverything——notbyturns,butallatonce——sportsman,exquisite,gourmand,rake,senator,andatleastadozenothervariationsofthemanoffashion,——hischangesofcharacterbeingoftenquickerthanthoseattemptedbycertainactorswhonightlyundertaketheperformanceofanentire_dramatispersonae_。\"’
[133]ItwillberememberedthatwhenFox’sdebtswereinlikemannerestimatedtheyamountedtoL140,000:thecoincidenceiscurious。Seeante。
TommyDuncombewasnotonlyindefatigableatCrockford’s,butateveryotherrendezvousofthevotariesoffortune;askilfulplayerwithal,andnotunfrequentlyawinnerbeyondexpectation。
OnenightatCrockford’sheastonishedthehousebycarryingoffsixteenhundredpounds。HefrequentlyplayedatcardswithCountD’Orsay,fromwhom,itissaid,heinvariablymanagedtowin——theCountpersistinginplayingwithhispleasantcompanion,althoughwarnedbyothersthathewouldneverbeamatchfor`HonestTommyDuncombe。’
TomDuncombediedpoor,but,sayshisson,`richinthememoryofthosewhoesteemedhim,asHonestTomDuncombe。’
Perhapsthebestthingthesoncouldhavedonewastoleavehisfather’smemoryatrestintheestimationof`thosewhoesteemedhim;’buthavingdraggedhisnameoncemore,andprominently,beforeacensoriousworld,hecanscarcelyresentthefollowingestimateofTomDuncombe,byawell-informedreviewerinthe_Times_。Alludingtotheconcludingsummaryofthefather’scharacteranddoings,thiskeenwriterpassesasentencewhichisworthpreserving:——
`Muchofthiswoulddoforapatriotandphilanthropistofthehighestclass——foraPym,aHampden,oraWilberforce;or,wecouldfancy,asonofAndrewMarvell,vowingoverhisgrave\"toendeavourtoimitatethevirtuesandemulatetheself-sacrificingpatriotismofsoestimableaparent,andsogoodaman。\"Butwecanhardlyfancy,wecannotleave,asonofDuncombeinsuchaframeofmind。Wecannotsayto_HIM_——
Mactenovavirtute,puer;sicituradastra。
\"Invirtuerenewedgoon;thustotheskieswego。\"
Weareunfeignedlyreluctanttocheckafilialeffusion,ortotelldisagreeabletruths;butthereareoccasionswhenasenseofpublicdutyimperativelyrequiresthemtobetold。
`Whydidthisexemplaryparentdiepoor?Whendidheabandontheallurementsofapatriciancircle?Hediedpoorbecausehewastedafinefortune。Ifheabandonedapatriciancircle,itwasbecausehewastiredofit,orthoughthecouldmakeabetterthingofdemocracy。Ifheconqueredhispassions,itwas,likeStEvremond——byindulgingthem。
`\"HonestTomDuncombe!\"Weneverheardhimsodesignatedbeforeexceptinpleasantry。\"Ashonestasanymanliving,thatisanoldman,andnothonesterthanI。\"WecannotgofurtherthanVerges;itisastretchofcharitytogosofarwhenwecalltomindthemagnificentreversionandtheFrenchjobs。Aruinedspendthrift,althoughhemayhavemanygoodqualities,cannever,strictlyspeaking,betermedhonest。Itisabsurdtosayofhimthatheisnobody’senemybuthisown——withfamily,friends,andtradespeoplepayingthepenaltyforhisself-indulgence。Hemustbesatisfiedtobecalledhonourable——tobechargedwithnotransgressionofthelawofhonour;whichPaleydefinesas\"asystemofrulesconstructedbypeopleoffashion,andcalculatedtofacilitatetheirintercoursewithoneanother,_ANDFORNO
OTHERPURPOSE_。\"
`Therewasonequalityofhonesty,however,which\"honestTomDuncombe\"didpossess。Hewasnotahypocrite。Hewasnotdevoidofrightfeeling。Hehadplentyofgoodsense;anditwouldhavegivenhimasickeningpangonhisdeath-bedtothinkthathisfrailtiesweretobeperpetuatedbyhisdescendants;
thathewastobepointedoutasashiningstartoguide,insteadofabeacon-firetowarn。\"No,\"hewouldhavesaid,ifhecouldhaveanticipatedthismostill-chosen,howeverwell-
intentioned,tribute,\"sparemethisterribleirony。Donotprovoketheinevitableretort。Sayofme,ifyoumustsayanything,thatIwasnotabadman,thoughanerringone;thatI
waskindlydisposedtowardsmyfellow-creatures;thatIdidsomegoodinmygeneration,andwasableandwillingtodomore,butthatIheedlesslywastedtime,money,health,intellect,personalgifts,socialadvantagesandopportunities;thatmycareerwasafailure,andmywholeschemeoflifeamelancholymistake。\"’[134]
[134]_Times_,Jan。7,1868。
Thisisaterriblerejoindertoasonendeavouringtoraiseamonumenttohisbelovedandrespectedparent。But,ifwewillrakeuprottennessfromthegrave——rottennessinwhichweareinterested——wemusttakeourchancewhetherweshallfindaHamletwhowillsay,`Alas!poorYorick!’andsay_NOMORE_thanthemusingDaneupontheoccasion。
WASTHEDUKEOFWELLINGTONAGAMESTER?
AfewyearsafterthebattleofWaterloothereappearedaFrenchworkentitled`_L’AcademiedesJeux_,parPhilidor,’whichwassoontranslatedintoEnglish,andherepublishedunderthetitleof`RougeetNoir;or,theAcademies。’Itwasadenunciationofgamblinginallitsvarieties,andwas,nodoubt,well-
intentioned。Therewas,however,inthepublicationthefollowingastoundingstatement:——
`Notlongagothecarriageoftheheir-apparenttotheT*****
ofEngland,ingoingtohisB****’slevee,wasarrestedfordebtintheopenstreet。Thatgreatcaptain,whogained,ifnotlaurels,animmensetreasure,ontheplainsofWa****oo,besidesthatfortunetransmittedtohimbytheEnglishpeople,wasimpoverishedinafewmonthsbythisignoblepassion。’
Therecanbenodoubtthattheallegedgamblingofthegreatwarriorandstatesmanwasthepublicscandaloftheday,asappearsbytheduke’sownlettersonthesubject,publishedinthelastvolumeofhis_Dispatches_。Eventheeminentcounsel,MrAdolphus,thoughtpropertoalludetothereportinoneofhisspeechesatthebar。ThiscalledforththefollowingletterfromtheduketoMrAdolphus:——
`17Sept。,1823。
`TheDukeofWellingtonpresentshiscomplimentstoMrAdolphus,andencloseshimthe\"MorningChronicle\"ofFriday,the12thinstant,towhichtheduke’sattentionhasjustbeencalled,inwhichMrAdolphuswillobservethatheisstatedtohaverepresentedthedukeasaperson_KNOWNSOMETIMESTOPLAY
ATHAZARD,WHOMIGHTBECOMMITTEDASAROGUEANDVAGABOND_。
`ThedukeconcludesthatthispapercontainsacorrectstatementofwhatMrAdolphussaidupontheoccasion,andheassuresMrAdolphusthathewouldnottroublehimuponthesubjectifcircumstancesdidnotexistwhichrenderedthiscommunicationdesirable。
`Someyearshaveelapsedsincethepublichavebeeninformed,_FROMTHEVERYBESTAUTHORITY_,thatthedukehadtotallyruinedhimselfatplay;andMrAdolphuswaspresentupononeoccasionwhenawitnesssworethathehadheardthedukewasconstantlyobligedtoselltheofficesintheOrdnancehimself,insteadofallowingthemtobesoldbyothers!!Thedukehassufferedsomeinconveniencefromthisreportinavarietyofways,andheisanxiousthatatleastitshouldnotberepeatedbyagentlemanofsuchcelebrityandauthorityasMrAdolphus。
`HethereforeassuresMrAdolphusthatinthewholecourseofhislifeheneverwonorlostL20atanygame,andthatheneverplayedatHazard,oranygameofchance,inanypublicplaceorclub,norbeenforsomeyearsatallatanysuchplace。
`Fromthesecircumstances,MrAdolphuswillseethatthereisnogroundformakinguseoftheduke’snameasanexampleofaperson_KNOWNSOMETIMESTOPLAYATHAZARD,WHOMIGHTBE
COMMITTEDASAROGUEANDVAGABOND_。’
_MrAdolphustoField-MarshaltheDukeofWellington_。
`PercyStreet,21stSept。,1823。
`MrAdolphushasthehonourtoacknowledgethereceiptofanotefromhisGracetheDukeofWellington,andwouldhavedonesoyesterday,butwasdetainedincourttillalatehourintheevening。MrAdolphusisextremelysorrythatanyexpressionusedbyhimshouldhaveoccasionedamoment’suneasinesstotheDukeofWellington。MrAdolphuscannotdenythatthereportinthe\"Chronicle\"isaccurate,sofarasitreciteshismerewords;
butthescopeofhisargument,andtheintendedsenseofhisexpression,was,thatiftheVagrantActweretoreceivetheextensiveconstructioncontendedfor,themostillustrioussubjectoftherealmmightbedegradedtotheconditionofthemostabjectandworthless,foranactinitselfindifferent——andwhich,untilthetimeshadassumedacharacterofaffectedrigour,wasconsideredratherasaproofofgoodsocietythanasanoffenceagainstgoodorder。MrAdolphusis,however,perfectlysensiblethathisillustrationinhisGrace’spersonwasinallrespectsimproper,and,consideringthematterstowhichhisGracehasadverted,peculiarlyunfortunateMrAdolphusfeelswithregretthatanypublicexpressionofhissentimentsonthissubjectinthenewspaperswouldnotabate,butmuchincrease,theevil。Shouldanopportunityeverpresentitselfofdoingitnaturallyandwithoutaffectation,MrAdolphuswouldmostreadilyexplain,inspeakingatthebar,theerrorhehadcommitted;butitisveryunlikelythatthereshouldexistanoccasionofwhichhecanavailhimselfwithadueregardtodelicacy。MrAdolphusrelies,however,ontheDukeofWellington’sexaltedmindforcredittohisassurancethathenevermeanttotreathisnamebutwiththerespectduetohisGrace’sexaltedrankandinfinitelyhigherrenown。’
_ToMrAdolphus_。
`Woolford,23rdSept。,1823。
`TheDukeofWellingtonpresentshiscomplimentstoMrAdolphus,andassuresMrAdolphusthatheisconvincedthatMrAdolphusneverintendedtoreflectinjuriouslyuponhim。IfthedukehadbelievedthatMrAdolphuscouldhaveentertainedsuchanintentionhewouldnothaveaddressedhim。TheduketroublesMrAdolphusagainuponthissubject,as,inconsequenceoftheeditorofthe\"MorningChronicle\"havingthoughtpropertoadverttothissubjectinaparagraphpublishedonthe18thinstant,thedukehasreferredthepaperofthatdateandthatofthe12thtotheAttorneyandSolicitor-general,hiscounsel,toconsiderwhethertheeditoroughtnottobeprosecuted。
`Thedukerequests,therefore,thatMrAdolphuswillnotnoticethesubjectinthewayheproposesuntilthegentlemenabovementionedwillhavedecidedupontheadvicewhichtheywillgivetheduke。’[135]
[135]`Dispatches,’vol。ii。parti。
Theresultwas,however,thatthematterwasallowedtodrop,asthedukewasadvisedbyhiscounselthattheparagraphinthe\"MorningChronicle,\"thoughvile,wasnotactionable。Thepositivedeclarationoftheduke,`thatinthewholecourseofhislifeheneverwonorlostL20atanygame,andthatheneverplayedatHazard,oranygameofchance,inanypublicplaceorclub,norbeenforsomeyearsatallatanysuchplace,’
shouldsetthematteratrest。CertainlythedukewasafterwardsanoriginalmemberofCrockford’sClub,foundedin1827,but,unlikeBlucher,whorepeatedlylosteverythingatplay,`TheGreatCaptain,’asMrTimbsputsit,`wasneverknowntoplaydeepatanygamebutwarorpolitics。’[136]
[136]ClubLifeinLondon。
Thisremarkabledeferencetoprivatecharacterandpublicopinion,onthepartoftheDukeofWellington,isinwonderfulcontrastwiththeeasymoralityoftheOldBaileyadvocate,MrAdolphus,whodidnothesitatetodeclaregambling`anactinitselfindifferent——andwhich,untilthetimeshadassumedacharacterof_AFFECTED_rigour,wasconsideredratherasaproofofgoodsocietythanasanoffenceagainstgoodorder。’Thisavermentofsodistinguishedamanmay,perhaps,mitigatethehorrorwenowfeelofthegamblingpropensitiesofourancestors;
anditisaproofofsomesortofadvancementinmorals,orgoodtaste,toknowthatnomodernadvocatewoulddaretouttersuchasentiment。
Othergreatnameshavebeenassociatedwithgambling;thusMrT。
H。Duncombesays,speakingofCrockford’ssoonafteritsfoundation:——`SirStVincentCotton(LordCombermere),LordFitzroySomerset(Raglan),theMarquisofAnglesey,SirHusseyVivian,WilsonCroker,_Disraeli_,HoraceTwiss,Copley,GeorgeAnson,andGeorgePayne_WEREPRETTYSUREOFBEINGPRESENT_,manyofthemplayinghigh。’
Respectingthisstatementthe_Times’_[137]reviewerobserves:——`WedonotknowwhattheChancelloroftheExchequerwillsaytothis。MrWilsonCroker(whoaffectedgreatstrictness)wouldhavefaintedaway。ButtheauthorityofawriterwhodoesnotknowSirStVincentCotton(theex-driveroftheBrightoncoach)fromSir_Stapleton_Cotton(thePeninsularhero)willgoforlittleinsuchmatters;andasforCopley,LordLyndhurst(justthenpromotedfromtheRollstotheWoolsack),whynotsayatoncethatheattendedthenocturnalsittingsatCrockford’sinhisrobes。’
[137]Jan。7,1868。
CHAPTERXII。
REMARKABLEGAMESTERS——
MONSIEURCHEVALIER。
MonsieurCHevalier,CaptainoftheGrenadiersinthefirstregimentofFootGuards,inthetimeofCharlesII。ofEngland,wasanativeofNormandy。InhisyoungerdayshewaspagetotheDuchessofOrleans;butgrowingtoobigforthatservice,hecametoEnglandtoseekhisfortune,andbysomegoodluckandfavourbecameanensigninthefirstregimentofFootGuards。Hispay,however,beinginsufficienttomaintainhim,hefeltcompelledtobecomeagamester,orrathertoresorttoapracticeinwhichdoubtlesshehadbeenearlyinitiatedattheCourtofFrance;andhemanagedsowellthathewassoonenabledtokeepupanequipagemuchabovehisstation。
Amongthe`bubbles’whohadthemisfortunetofallintoChevalier’shands,wasacertainnobleman,wholostalargersumtohimthanhecouldconvenientlypaydown,andaskedfortime,towhichChevalierassented,andintermssocourteousandobligingthattheformer,afortnightafter,inordertolethimseethatherememberedhiscivility,cameonemorningandtoldChevalierthathehadacompanyofFoottodisposeof,andifitwasworthhiswhile,itshouldbeathisservice。NothingcouldbemoreacceptabletoChevalier,whoatonceclosedforthebargain,andgothiscommissionsignedthesameday。Besidesthefactthatitwasatimeofpeace,ChevalierknewwellthatthemilitarytitleofCaptainwasaverygoodcloaktoshelterunder。
Heknewthatamanofnoemploymentoranyvisibleincome,whoappearsandliveslikeagentleman,andmakesgaminghisconstantbusiness,isalwayssuspectedofnotplayingfordiversiononly;
and,inshort,ofknowingandpractisingmorethanheshoulddo。
Chevalieroncewon20guineasfrommadOgle,theLife-guardsman,who,understandingthattheformerhadbithim,calledhimtoaccount,demandingeitherhismoneyback,orsatisfactioninthefield。Chevalier,havingalwayscourageenoughtomaintainwhathedid,chosethelatter。OglefoughthiminHydePark,andwoundedhimthroughtheswordarm,andgotbackhismoney。Afterthistheywerealwaysgoodfriends,playingseveralcomicaltricks,oneofwhichisasfollows,strikinglyillustratingthemannersofthetimes。
ChevalierandOglemeetingonedayinFleetStreetjostledforthewall,whichtheystrovetotakeofeachother,whereuponwordsarisingbetweenthem,theydrewswords,andpushedveryhardatoneanother;butwereprevented,bythegreatcrowdwhichgatheredaboutthem,fromdoinganymischief。Ogle,seemingstilltoresenttheaffront,criedtoChevalier,`Ifyouareagentleman,prayfollowme。’TheFrenchheroacceptedthechallenge;sogoingtogetherupBellYardandthroughLincoln’sInn,withsomehundredsofthemobattheirheels,assoonastheseemingadversariesweregotintoLincoln’sInnFields,theybothfellarunningasfastastheycould,withtheirswordsdrawn,uptowardsLordPowis’shouse,whichwasthenbuilding,andleapedintoasaw-pit。Therabblepresentlyranafterthem,topartthemagain,andfearedmischiefwouldbedonebeforetheycouldgetuptothem,butwhentheyarrivedatthesaw-pit,theysawChevalieratonesideofitandOgleattheother,sittingtogetheraslovinglyasiftheyhadneverfallenoutatall。Andthenthemobwassoincensedatthistrickputuponthem,thathadnotsomegentlemenaccidentallycomeby,theywouldhaveknockedthembothontheheadwithbrickbats。
Chevalierhadanexcellentknackatcoggingadie,andsuchcommandinthethrowing,that,chalkingacircleonatable,withitscircumferencenobiggerthanashilling,hewould,atabovethedistanceofonefoot,throwadieexactlyintoit,whichshouldbeeitherace,deuce,trey,orwhathepleased。
AubreydeVere,EarlofOxford,wasagreatgamblerofthetime,andoftenpractiseddice-throwinginhisshirtduringthemorninguntilhefanciedhimselfinluck,whenhewouldproceedtotryhisfortunewithChevalier;butthedexterityofthelatteralwaysconvincedtheearlthatnocertaintyliesonthegoodsuccesswhichmaybefanciedaslikelytoresultfromplayinjest。Chevalierwonagreatdealofmoneyfromthatpeer,`wholostmostofhisestateatgamingbeforehedied,andwhichoughttobeawarningtoallnoblemen。’
Chevalierwasaskilfulsharper,andthoroughlyupintheartandmysteryofloadingdicewithquicksilver;buthavingbeensometimesdetectedinhissharpingtricks,hewasobliged`tolookonthepointofthesword,withwhichbeingoftenwounded,latterlyhedeclinedfighting,iftherewereanywayofescape。’
Havingonce`choused,’orcheated,aMrLevingstone,pageofhonourtoKingJamesII。,outof50guineas,thelattergavethecaptainachallengetofighthimnextdaybehindMontagueHouse——
alocalitylongusedforthepurposeofduelling。Chevalierseeminglyacceptedthechallenge,andnextmorning,LevingstonegoingtoChevalier’slodging,whomhefoundinbed,puthiminmindofwhathewascomeabout。Chevalier,withthegreatestairofcourageimaginable,rose,andhavingdressedhimself,saidtoLevingstone——`Memustbegdefavourofyoutostayafewminutes,sir,whileIstepintomyclosetdere,forasmebegoingaboutonedesperatepieceofwork,itisveryrequisiteformetosayasmallprayerortwo。’AccordinglyMrLevingstoneconsentedtowaitwhilstChevalierretiredtohisclosettopray;buthearingtheconclusionofhisprayertoendwiththesewords——`Meverilybelievespillingman’sbloodisonever’greatsin,whereforeIhopealldesaintswillintercedviddeVirginformyoncekillingMonsieurdeBlotieresatRochelle,——mykillingChevalierdeComingeatBrest,——killingMajordeTiercevilleatLyons,——killingLieutenantduMarcheFalliereatParis,withhalfadozenothermeninFrance;so,beingalsosureofkillinghimI’mnowgoingtofight,mehopehisforcingmetoshedhisbloodwillnotbelaidtomycharge;’——quothLevingstonetohimself——
`Andareyouthensosureofme?ButI’llengageyoushan’t——forifyouaresuchadevilatkillingmen,youshallgoandfightyourselfandbe。’Whereuponhemadewhathastehecouldaway,andshortlyChevaliercomingoutoftheclosetandfindingLevingstonenotintheroom,wasverygladofhisabsence。’
Sometimeafter,Chevalierwascalledtoaccountbyanothergentleman。TheymetattheappointedhourinChelseaFields,whenChevaliersaidtohisadversary——`Pray,sir,forwhatdowefight?’Thegentlemanreplied——`Forhonourandreputation。’
ThereuponChevalierpullingahalteroutofhispocket,andthrowingitbetweenhimandhisantagonist,exclaimed——`Begar,sir,weonlyfightfordisonepieceofrope——soe’en_WINIT
ANDWEARIT_。’Theeffectofthisjestwassogreatonhisadversarythatswordswereputup,andtheywenthometogethergoodfriends。
Chevaliercontinuedhissharpingcoursesforaboutfourteenyears,runningarecklessrace,`sometimeswithmuchmoney,sometimeswithlittle,butalwaysaslavishinspendingashewascovetousingettingit;untilatlastKingJamesascendingthethrone,theDukeofMonmouthraisedarebellionintheWestofEngland,where,inaskirmishbetweentheRoyalistsandRebels,hewasshotintheback,andthewoundthoughttobegivenbyoneofhisownmen,towhomhehadalwaysbeenamostcruel,harshofficer,whilstacaptainoftheGrenadiersoftheFootGuards。
Hewassensiblehimselfhowhecamebythismisfortune;forwhenhewascarriedtohistentmortallywounded,andtheDukeofAlbemarlecametovisithim,hesaidtohisGrace——`Diswasnoneofmyfoedatshotmeintheback。’`Hewasnoneofyourfriendthatshotyou,’thedukereplied。
Sodyingwithinafewhoursafter,hewasinterredinafieldnearPhilipNortonLane,astheoldchroniclersays——`much_UN_lamentedbyallwhoknewhim。’[138]
[138]Lucas,_MemoirsofGamestersandSharpers_。
JOHNHIGDEN。
Thisgambler,whoflourishedtowardstheendofthe17thcentury,wasdescendedfromaverygoodfamilyintheWestofEngland。InhisyoungerdayshewasamemberoftheHonourableSocietyoftheMiddleTemple,buthisinclinationsbeingincompatiblewithclosestudyofthelaw,hesoonquittedtheinnsofcourtandwentintothearmy。HeobtainednotonlyacommissioninthefirstregimentofBootGuards,butacommissionofthepeaceforthecountyofMiddlesex,inwhichhecontinuedforthreeorfouryearsasJusticeHigden。Hewasverygreatatdice;andonenightheandanotherofhisfraternitygoingtoagaminghouse,Higdendrewachairandsatdown,butasoftenastheboxcametohimhepassedit,andremainedonlyasaspectator;butatlastoneoftheplayerssaidtohimpertly,`Sir,ifyouwon’tplay,whatdoyousittherefor?’UponwhichHigdensnatchedupthedice-boxandsaid,`SetmewhatyouwillandI’llthrowatit。’Oneofthegentlemensethimtwoguineas,whichhewon,andthensethimfour,whichhe`nicked’also。Therestofthegentlementookthepartoftheloser,andsettoHigden,who,bysomeartandsomegoodluck,won120guineas;andpresently,afterthrowingout,rosefromthetableandwenttohiscompanionbythefireside,whoaskedhimhowhedurstbesoaudaciousastoplay,knowinghehadnotashillinginhispocket?Oneofthelosersoverhearingwhatwassaid,exclaimed,`How’sthat——youhadnomoneywhenyoubegantoplay?’`That’snomatter,’repliedHigden,`Ihaveenough_NOW;_andifyouhadwonofme,youmusthavebeencontentedtohavekicked,buffeted,orpumpedme,andyouwouldhavedoneitaslongasyouliked。Besides,sir,Iamasoldier,andhaveoftenfacedthemouthsofthunderingcannonsfor_EIGHTSHILLINGSADAY_,anddoyouthinkIwouldnothazardthetossingofablanketforthemoneyIhavewonto-night?’
`Allthepartieswonderedathisconfidence,buthelaughedheartilyattheirfollyandhisgoodfortune,andsomarchedoffwithalightheartandaheavypurse。’Afterwards,`tomakehimselfasmiserableashecould,heturnedpoet,wenttoIreland,publishedaplayortwo,andshortlyafterhediedverypoor,in1703。’[139]
[139]_ubisupra。_