DESPERATIONATGAMINGHOUSES。
Themostparticularinspectionwasmadeoftheplayer’spersonbythegaminghousekeeper’sspies,andevenhisdresswasstrictlyobserved。Hewasobliged,beforeenteringthesaloon,todeposithisgreatcoatandcane,whichmightperchanceaffordtheintroductionofsomeWEAPON;andtheeleganceofthecoveringdidnotsavehimfromthehumiliationofhavingittakenfromhimatthedoor。Theattemptswhichweresometimesmadeonthelivesofthebankersledtotheseprecautions——liketheindignitieswhicharepractisedonlyinprisonsforthesecurityoftheunhappyinmates。Itiscertainthatgamesters,reducedtodesperation,andontheeveofcommittingsuicide,haveconveyedintotheseplacesinfernalmachineswithanintentionofdestroyingatoncetheircruelplunderersandthemselves。
’DEVILISHDOINGSINA\"HELL。\"’
In’DoingsinLondon,’aworkpublishedaslatelyastheyear1850,wefindunderthisstartlingtitleastrangestory。
’Ascandaloussceneofviolence,whichoftenhappensattheseplaces,butseldombecomespubliclyknown,onaccountofthedisgraceattendingexposures,occurredlatelyatalow\"hell\"inKingStreet,StJames’s。Agentlemanwhohadlostconsiderablesumsofmoneyatvarioustimes,announcedhisfulldeterminationnevertocometoaplaceofthesortagainwithmoney。Hisvisits,therefore,werenolongerwanted,andsoordersweregiventotheportersnottoadmithimagain。Abouttwoo’clockonasubsequentnight,whichhappenedtobeSaturday,hesoughtadmittance,andwasrefused。Awarmaltercationensuedinthepassagebetweenhimandtheporters,whichbroughtdownsomeoftheproprietors。Oneofthem——apowerfulman——abankruptbutcher——struckhimatremendousblow,whichbrokethebridgeofhisnose,coveredhisfacewithblood,andknockedhimdown。Ongettinguphewasknockeddownagain。Hearoseoncemore,andinstantlyreceivedanotherblow,whichwouldhavelaidhimuponhisback,butoneoftheportersbythistimehadgotbehindhim,andashewasfallingstruckhimatthebackofhishead,whichsenthimuponhisface。Thewatchhadnowarrived,intowhosehandsthekeeperofthe\"hell\"andtheporterweregiven。Atthewatch-housetheywereorderedtofindbail。Thegentlemanwasthenaboutquitting,whenhewassuddenlycalledback。Acertainlittlelawyer,whoalternatelyprosecutesanddefendskeepersofgaminghouses,wassentfor。Hewhisperedtotheex-butchertochargethegentlemanwithstealinghishandkerchiefandhat,which,itwasalleged,hadbeenlostintheaffray。Thoughnothingwasfounduponthegentleman,whodesiredtobesearched,thispreposterousandgroundlesschargewastaken,andthehellitesadmittedtobail;butthegentlemanwhohadbeensocruellybeaten,beingchargedwithafelonyonpurposetocausehisdetention,andthepowerheldbymagistratestotakebailindoubtfulcasesnotextendingtonight-constables,hewaslockedupbelowwithtwowretcheswhohadstolenlead,andfivedisorderlies——hisfaceamassofbloodandbruises——andtheredetainedtillMondaymorning,inamostpitiablecondition。Themagistratebeforewhomthepartyappearedonthatday,understandingthattheaffairtookplaceatagaminghouse,dismissedbothcomplaints,leavingthepartiestotheirremedyatthesessions。’
GAFFING。
GaffingisorwasoneofthetenthousandmodesofswindlingpractisedinLondon。Formerlyitwasagameinverygreatvogueamongthemacers,whocongregatednightlyatthe’flashhouses。’
Oneoftheseisdescribedasfollows:——ThisgafferlaughedagreatdealandwhistledMoore’smelodies,andextractedmusicfromadealtablewithhiselbowandwrist。Whenhehidahalf-penny,andaflatcried’head’forL10,a’tail’wassuretoturnup。Oneofhismodesofcommandingtheturn-upwasthis:hehadahalf-pennywithtwoheads,andahalf-pennywithtwotails。
Whenhegaffed,hecontrivedtohavebothhalf-penceunderhishand,andlongpracticeenabledhimtocatchupinthewrinklesormusclesofitthehalf-pennywhichitwashisinteresttoconceal。If’tail’wascalleda’head’appeared,andthe’tail’
half-pennyrandownhiswristwithastonishingfidelity。Thisingeniousfellowoftenwon200or300sovereignsanightbygaffing;butthelandlordandothermen,whowereprivytotherobbery,and’pitchedthebabycard’(thatis,encouragedtheloserbyshambetting),alwayscameinforthe’regulars,’thatis,theirshareoftheplunder。
Thisgaffercontrivedto’bilk’alltheturnpikesinthekingdom。
Ingoingtoafightortoarace-course,whenhereachedaturnpikeheheldashillingbetweenhisfingers,andsaidtothegatekeeper——’Here,catch,’andmadeamovementofthehandtowardstheman,whoendeavouredtocatchwhathesaw。Theshilling,however,byabackwardjerk,randownthesleeveofthecoat,asifithadlifeinit,andthegate-keeperturnedroundtolookinthedust,whenthetallgafferdroveon,saying——’Keepthechange。’
Ayoungfellow,whopreviouslywasamarkeratabilliard-table,andwhohadtheappearanceofasoft,inexperiencedcountry-lad,wasanothergreathandatgaffing。Therewasastrongadhesivepowerinhishand,andsuchexquisitesensibilityaboutit,thathecouldascertainbydroppinghispalm,evenuponaworn-outhalf-pennyorshilling,whatsidewasturnedup。Indeed,soperfectamasterwasheofthesciencethatBreslawcouldneverhavedonemoreuponcardsthanhecoulddowithapairof’grays’
(gaffing-coins)。
Awell-knownmacer,whowascelebratedforslippingan’oldgentleman’(alongcard)intothepack,andwastheinheritorbybirthofallthepropensitiesofthisdescription,althoughtheinheritancewasequallydividedbetweenhisbrotherandhimself,gotholdofayoungfellowwhohadL170inhispocket,andintroducedhimtooneofthe’cock-and-hen’housesnearDruryLaneTheatre,well-primedwithwine。Gaffingbegan,andthebilliard-markerbeforedescribedwaspitcheduponto’do’thestranger。Themacer’pitchedthebabycard,’andofcourselost,aswellastheunfortunatevictim。HehadborrowedL10ofthelandlord,whowastocomeinforthe’regulars;’butwhenallwasover,thebilliard-markerrefusedtomakeanydivisionofthespoil,oreventoreturntheL10whichhadbeenlosttohimin’bearingup’thecull。Thelandlordpressedhisdemanduponthemacer,who,infact,wasprivatelyreimbursedbythemarker;buthewascoollytoldthatheoughtnottoallowsuchimproperpracticesinhishouse,andthatthesumwasnotrecoverable,thetransactionbeingillegal。
Howthesespuriouscoinsareprocuredisaquestion;butIamassuredthattheyarestillinuseandoftenmadetodoserviceatpublic-housesandotherplaces。
TOMMYDODD。
Thisisamodeofgamblingverymuchinvogueatthepresenttime。Itisoftenplayedatpublic-housesamongpartiestodecidewhoistopaythereckoning。Eachpartyturnsdownahalf-penny,and,onuncoveringit,thematterisdecidedasin’headsortails。’Ofcoursethisexpeditiousmethodisalsousedingamblingformoney。Notlongagoaretiredtradesman,happeningtobeinapublic-house,wheresuchthingswereconnivedat,allowedhimselftobeinducedtoplayatTommyDoddwithtwolowsharpers。Theysooneasedhimofallthecashhehadabouthim。Abrightidea,however,occurredtohim。’Stopabit,’hesaid,’Imusthavemyrevenge。JustwaittillIgohomeformoremoney。’Thesharperswererejoicedattheidea,andrubbedtheirhandswithdelight,whilstthetradesmanwent,astheyfeltsure,onlytobringmoremoneyintotheir’till。’Themanmadeallhaste,forhewasdeterminedtohavehisrevenge,andsoonreturnedwithalargebagofmoney,whichheclinkedonthetable。
Hefirstpulledoutsomecoppers,tellingthemtochoosefromthelotthecoinstheywouldplaywith。Theyassented,althoughtheydidnotseem’muchtolikeit。’’Andnow,’saidthetradesman,’let’ssettobusiness。’
Thegameproceededwithalternatesuccessonbothsides;butthetradesmanwentonDOUBLINGTHESTAKESEVERYTIME,WHETHERHELOST
ORWON,and,ofcourse,atlengthcompletelybroketheirbank,andwentoffwiththeirmoney。
GAMBLINGATTHEWINEANDOYSTERROOMS,OR’SALOONS。’
Thegamblingwhichwascarriedonintheprivateroomsofthewineandoysterhouses,aboutthirtyyearsago,andperhapslater,wasjustsuchasthatwhichhadsolongflourishedinthelowvicinityofStJames’s。Indeed,theconstantfrequentersoftheformerhadattainedthemostprofoundknowledgeoftheartofrobbingattheWestEndgaminghouses。Theblacklegsvisitedthesaloonseverynight,inordertopickupnewacquaintancesamongtheyoungandinexperienced。Theywerepolite,well-dressed,gentlemanlikepersons;andiftheycouldtraceanything’soft’inthecountenanceofanewvisitor,theirwitswenttoworkatoncetoestablishanacquaintancewithhim。Winewasseta-going,andcardswereproposed。Themasteroftheconcernsoonprovidedaroom,andplayadvanced,accompaniedbythecertaintyoflosstotheunfortunatestranger。Butiftheinvitationtoplaywasrejected,theymadeanotherplantuponhim。Theruffiansattackedhimthroughapassionofadifferentkind。Theygavethewordtooneoftheirfemale’pals,’whothrewherselfinhisway,andprevaileduponhimtoaccompanyhertoHER
establishment。Inthemorningthe’gentleman,’whoinvainhadsolicitedhimtoplayatthesaloonthenightbefore,wouldcall——justtopay’afriendlyvisit。’Cardswereagainspokenof,andagainproposed,withtheadditionalrecommendationofthe’lady,’whoofferedtobethepartnerofherfriendinthegame。
Theconsequencewasinevitable。Manyyoungnoblemenandgentlemenwereplunderedbythisscheme,ofhundreds,nay,ofthousandsofpounds。Toescapewithoutlosswasimpossible。
Theypackedanddistributedthecardswithsuchamazingdexterity,thattheycouldgiveaman,asitwere,whatevercardstheypleased。
CARDSTHATWOULDBEATTHED——LHIMSELF!
Anumberofsharpersweredetectedinatrickbywhichtheyhadwonenormoussums。AnEcarteparty,consistingofanobleman,acaptaininthearmy,anArmeniangentleman,andanIrishgentleman,satdowninoneoftheprivatechambersattachedtooneofthelargewineandshell-fishrooms。TheArmenianandtheIrishmanwerepartners,andwerewonderfullysuccessful;indeed,soextraordinarywastheirluckinturningupcards,thatthecaptain,whohadbeeninthetownforsometime,suspectedtheintegrityofhiscompetitors,and,accordingly,handledthecardsveryminutely。Hesoondiscoveredthattherewasan’oldgentleman’(acardsomewhatlargerandthickerthantherestofthepack,andinconsiderableuseamongtheLEGS)inthemidstofthem。Thecaptainandhispartnerexclaimedthattheywererobbed,andthecardsweresealedup,andreferredtoacard-
makerforhisopinion。
’Theoldsaying,’saidthereferee,’thatTHECARDSWOULDBEAT
THECARD-MAKER,wasnevermoretruethanitisinthisinstance,forthispackwouldbeatnotonlyme,buttheveryd——lhimself;
thereisnotonlyanOLDGENTLEMAN,butanOLDLADY(acardbroaderthantherest)amongstthem。’
Thetwo’gentlemen’wereimmediatelyaccusedoftheimposition,buttheyfeignedignoranceofthefraud,refusedtoreturnafarthingofthe’swag,’and,intheirturn,chargedtheloserswithhavinggotupthestoryinordertorecoverwhattheyhadfairlylost。
GENEROSITY(?)OFAGAMINGHOUSEKEEPER。
AyoungWestIndianchancedonenighttoenteroneofthegaminghousesinLondon,andbegantryinghischanceatRoulette。
Fortunefavouredhimatfirst,andhewonaboutahundredpounds。
Insteadofleavingoffheonlybecamethemoreexcitedbyhissuccess,whenhisluckbegantochange,andhelostandlostuntilhestakedthelastcoinhehadinhispocket。Hethenpawnedtothemasterofthetablesuccessivelyeveryringandtrinkethehad,formoneytocontinuethestakes。Allinvain。
Hisluckneverreturned;andhemadehiswaydown-stairsinamoodwhichmaywellbeimagined。Butwhatwashissurprisewhenthemasterofthetablecamerunningafterhim,saying——’Sir,thesethingsmaybevaluabletoyou——domethefavourtotakethemwithyou。NexttimeIhopeyouwillbemorelucky,’andreturnedallhisringsandtrinkets。
Themoonwasshiningbrightlyatthetime,andtheyoungmansworebyit,thathewouldneveragainenteragaminghouse,andhekepthisoath。Ofcoursethegenerositywasbutadecoytoenticetheyouthtofurtherruin。
HOSPITALITYOFGAMINGHOUSES,ANDPOPULARITYOFCITYMENATTHEM。
JosephAtkinsonandhiswife,whoformanyyearskeptagaminghouseatNo。15underthePiazza,CoventGarden,gavedailymagnificentplaydinners,——cardsofinvitationforwhichweresenttotheclerksofmerchants,bankers,andbrokersinthecity。AtkinsonusedtosaythathelikedCITIZENS——whomhecalledFLATS——betterthananyoneelse,forwhentheyhadDINED
theyplayedfreely,andaftertheyhadlostalltheirmoneytheyhadcredittoborrowmore。WhenhehadCLEANEDTHEMOUT,whenTHEPIGEONSWERECOMPLETELYPLUCKED,theyweresenttosomeoftheirsolventfriends。Afterdinnerplaywasintroduced,and,tilldinnertimethenestday,differentgamesatcards,dice,andEOwerecontinuallygoingon。
THETRAFFICINHUSHMONEY。
TheophilusBellasis,aninfamouscharacter,waswellknownatBowStreet,wherehehadbeenchargedwithbreakingintothecounting-houseofSirJamesSanderson,Bart。BellasiswassometimesclerkandsometimesclienttoJohnShepherd,anattorneyofBowStreet;whileatothertimesShepherdwasprosecutorofthosewhokeptgaminghouses,andBellasisattorney。SirWilliamAddington,themagistrate,wassowellawarethatthesetwomencommencedprosecutionssolelyforthepurposeofHUSHMONEY,thatherefusedtoact。TheJosephAtkinsonjustmentionedatonetimegavethemL100,atanotherL80;andinthiswaytheyhadamassedanimmensesum,andundertook,foraspecificamount,todefendkeepersofgaminghousesagainstallprosecutions!
WALKINGOFFWITHAL200BANK-NOTE。
Therunawaysonofanextensivelinen-draperwenttoagaminghouseinKingStreet,andpocketedaL200bank-notefromthetable。Hewasnotkickedout,becauseitwouldnotbesafefortheproprietorsofthesehousestoruntheriskofgettinginvolvedinlaw;buthewascivillywalkeddown-stairsbythemasteroftheestablishment,whoforbadhimthehouseevermore。
Thedashingyouth,however,putboththemoneyandtheaffrontinhispocket,andwasonlytoothankfultogetawayinsogoodaplight。
PERQUISITESOFGAMBLINGHOUSEWAITERS。
AwaiterinoneofthegamblinghousesinStJames’sStreetreceivedinChristmasboxesaboveL500。Anobleman,whohadinthecourseofaweekwonL80,000,gavehimL100ofhiswinnings。
Hewassaidtohaveactuallyborrowedofthewaiterthemoneywhichledtohisextraordinarysuccess!
PAULROUBEL。
PaulRoubelwasagaminghousekeeper,whoseemstohavebeenanexceptiontohisclass,accordingtothefollowingaccount:——’A
foreigneronceappliedforthesituationofcroupieratoldPaulRoubel’s,statingashisqualificationthathecouldcutorturnupwhatevercardhepleased。Theoldman(forhewasnearlyeighty,andaverygoodheartyfellowinhisway)declinedtheoffer,saying——\"Youaretoocleverforme;mycustomersmusthavesomechance!\"ItistrueRoubelkeptagamblinghouse;butitisalsotruethatfewmeninhigherwalksoflifepossessedakinderheart,orahandwhichopenedmorefreelyormoreliberallytothecallsofhumanity!Peacebetohismanes!’
TITLEDGREEKS,OR’DECOYS。’
Inallthegaminghousesofanynotetherewereunprincipledandrecklesspersonspaidbythehellites,employedinvariouscapacities,andforvariouspurposes。Sometimestheyplayedfortheproprietorsagainstanyonewhochosetoputdownhismoney;
atothertimes,whentherewerenootherindividualsplayingatall,theypretendedtobestrangersthemselves,andgotupshamgameswiththeproprietors,withtheviewofpractisingadeceptiononanystrangerswhomightbeintheroom,andbythatmeansinducingthemtoputdowntheirmoney。Theyweredressedinthemostfashionablemanner,alwaysexhibitingaprofusionofjewellery,andlivingingreatsplendourwhentheyhaveanyparticularpersonintheireye,inthevarioushotelsthroughouttown。[50]
[50]Grant,SketchesinLondon。
Insomecases,inthehigherclassofgamingestablishments,theGreeks,ordecoys,beingmenoftitleorconsiderablestandinginsociety,didnotreceiveafixedsalaryforseducingyoungmenoffortune,butbeingineverycaseveryneedymen,theynominallyborrowed,fromtimetotime,largesumsofmoneyfromthehell-
keepers。Itwas,however,perfectlyunderstoodonbothsidesthattheamountsoborrowedwasnevertoberepaid。[51]
[51]Grant,Ubisupra。
WHYCHEATSWERECALLEDGREEKS。
M。Robert-Houdinsaysthatthisapplicationoftheterm’Greek’
originatedfromacertainmodernGreek,namedApoulos,whointhereignofLouisXIV。wascaughtcheatingatcourt,andwascondemnedto20yearsatthegalleys。Ithinkthisaveryimprobablederivation,andunnecessarywithal。Aristotleofold,asbeforestated,rankedgamesters’withthievesandplunderers,whoforthesakeofgaindonotscrupletodespoiltheirbestfriends。’WeafterwardsfindthembearingjustasbadacharacteramongtheRomans。SaysJuvenal——
Graeculusesuriensincoelumjusseris,ibit。
’BidthehungryGreektoheaven,toheavenhegoes。’
DrJohnsontranslatedthewords,’Bidhimtoh——l,toh——lhegoes’——whichiswrong。ADIFFICULTYisimplied,andeverybodyknowsthatitiseasiertogotothelatterplacethantheformer。ItmeansthataneedyGreekwascapableofdoinganything。LordByronprotestedthathesawnodifferencebetweenGreeksandJews——ofcourse,meaning’Jews’intheoffensivesenseoftheword。Amonggamblersthetermwaschieflyappliedto’decoys。’
GAMINGTABLESLANGANDMANOEUVRES。
CaptainSharp。Acheatingbully,whoseofficeitwastobullyany’Pigeon,’who,suspectingroguery,refusedtopaywhathehadlost。
StHugh’sbones。Dice。Abaleofbardcinquedeuces;abaleofflatcinquedeuces;abaleofflatsizeaces;abaleofbardcatertreys;abaleofflatcatertreys;abaleofFulhams;abaleoflightgraniers;abaleofgordes,withasmanyhighmenandlowmenforpassage;abaleofdemies;abaleoflongdiceforevenorodd;abaleofbristles;abaleofdirectcontraries,——namesoffalsedice。
Do。Tocheat。
Doneup。Ruined。
Down-hills。Falsedicewhichrunlow。
Elbow-shaker。Agamester。
Fulhams。Loadeddice。
Fuzz。Toshufflecardsclosely:tochangethepack。
Game。Bubbles,Flats,Pigeons。
GullGropers。Usurerswholendmoneytogamesters。
Greeks。Cheatsatplay。
Hedge。Tosecureabetbybettingontheotherside。
HighJinks。AgamblerwhodrinkstointoxicatehisPigeon。
Hunting。Drawingintheunwary。
Main。Anynumberonthedicefromfivetonine。
Paum。Tohideacardordie。
Pigeons。Dupesofsharpersatplay。
Vincent’sLaw。Theartofcheatingatcards,bythebanker,whoplaysbooty,Gripe,whobets,andtheVincent,whoischeated。
Thegainiscalledtermage。
Vowel。TogiveanI。O。U。inpayment。
Up-hills。Falsedicewhichrunhigh。
SPECIMENOFAQUASIGAMINGHOUSECIRCULAR。
’SIR,——Ihopeyouwilljoinwiththerestoftheparishionersinrecommendingwhatfriendsyoucantomyshops。Theyshallhavegoodcandlesandfairplay。Sir,weareanotgangofswindlers,LikeotherGamingHouses,Wearemenofcharacter。
OurPartyis,TomCarlos——aliasPistol,NedMogg,——fromCharingCross,UnionClarke,——
{ThebestintheworldatAFrenchman,{
{sleightofhand。
MypoorBrother,andMeltingBilly,YourhumbleServant。
TotheChurch-Wardens,Overseers,andeachrespectableinhabitantintheParish。’
Acardwasenclosed,asfollows:——
’****
GamingHouseKeeper,and********toTheHonourableHouseofCommonsNo。7and8****St,StJames’s。’
ThiscircularwassenttoStockdale,thepublisher,in1820,whopublisheditwiththenamesinasteriskssuppressed。Itwasevidentlyintendedtoexposesomedoingsinhighplaces。
CHAPTERVIII。
THEDOCTRINEOFPROBABILITIESAPPLIEDTOGAMBLING。
Adistinctionmustbemadebetweengamesofskillandgamesofchance。Theformerrequireapplication,attention,andacertaindegreeofabilitytoinsuresuccessinthem;whilethelatteraredevoidofallthatisrational,andareequallywithinthereachofthehighestandlowestcapacity。Tobesuccessfulinthrowingthediceisoneofthemostfickleachievementsofficklefortune;andthereforetheprincipalgameplayedwiththemisveryproperlyandemphaticallycalled’Hazard。’Itrequires,indeed,someexertionofthementalpowers,ofmemory,atleast,andaturnforsuchdiversions,toplaywellmanygamesatcards。
Nevertheless,itisoftenfoundthatthosewhodosogivenofurtherproofsofsuperiormemoryandjudgment,whilstpersonsofsuperiormemoryandjudgmentnotunfrequentlyfailegregiouslyatthecard-table。
Thegamesterofskill,ingamesofskill,mayatfirstsightseemtohavemoreadvantagethanthegamesterofchance,ingamesofchance;andwhilecardsareplayedmerelyasanamusement,thereisnodoubtthatarecreationismorerationalwhenitrequiressomedegreeofskillthanone,likedice,totallydevoidofallmeaningwhatever。Butwhenthepleasurebecomesabusiness,andamatterofmeregain,thereismoreinnocence,perhaps,inaperfectequalityofantagonists——whichgamesofchance,fairlyplayed,alwayssecure——thanwhereonepartyislikelytobeanovermatchfortheotherbyhissuperiorknowledgeorability。
Nevertheless,evengamesofchancemaybeartfullymanaged;andthemostapparentlycasualthrowofthedicebemadesubservienttothepurposesofchicaneryandfraud,aswillbeshowninthesequel。
Inthematterofskillandchancethenatureofcardsismixed,——
mostgameshavinginthembothelementsofinterest,——sincethesuccessoftheplayermustdependasmuchonthechanceofthe’deal’asonhisskillinplayingthegame。Buteventhechanceofthedealisliabletobepervertedbyallthetricksofshufflingandcutting——nottomentionhowthehonourableplayermaybedeceivedinathousandwaysbythecraftofthesharper,duringtheplaying,ofthecardsthemselves;consequentlyprofessedgamblersofalldenominations,whethertheirgamesbeofapparentskillormerechance,maybeconfoundedtogetherorconsideredinthesamecategory,asbeingequallymeritoriousandequallyinfamous。
UnderthenameoftheDoctrineofChancesorProbabilities,averylearnedscience,——muchinvoguewhenlotterieswereprevalent,——hasbeenappliedtogamblingpurposes;andinspiteoftheobviousabstrusenessofthescience,itisnotimpossibletogivethegeneralreaderanideaofitsprocessesandconclusions。
Theprobabilityofaneventisgreaterorlessaccordingtothenumberofchancesbywhichitmayhappen,comparedwiththewholenumberofchancesbywhichitmayeitherhappenorfail。
Wherefore,ifweconstituteafractionwhereofthenumeratorbethenumberofchanceswherebyaneventmayhappen,andthedenominatorthenumberofallthechanceswherebyitmayeitherhappenorfail,thatfractionwillbeaproperdesignationoftheprobabilityofhappening。Thus,ifaneventhas3chancestohappen,and2tofail,thenthefraction3/5willfairlyrepresenttheprobabilityofitshappening,andmaybetakentobethemeasureofit。
Thesamemaybesaidoftheprobabilityoffailing,whichwilllikewisebemeasuredbyafractionwhosenumeratoristhenumberofchanceswherebyitmayfail,andthedenominatorthewholenumberofchancesbothforitshappeningandfailing;thustheprobabilityofthefailingofthateventwhichhas2chancestofailand3tohappenwillbemeasuredbythefraction2/5。
Thefractionswhichrepresenttheprobabilitiesofhappeningandfailing,beingaddedtogether,theirsumwillalwaysbeequaltounity,sincethesumoftheirnumeratorswillbeequaltotheircommondenominator。Now,itbeingacertaintythataneventwilleitherhappenorfail,itfollowsthatcertainty,whichmaybeconceivedunderthenotionofaninfinitelygreatdegreeofprobability,isfitlyrepresentedbyunity。
Thesethingswillbeeasilyapprehendedifitbeconsideredthatthewordprobabilityincludesadoubleidea;first,ofthenumberofchanceswherebyaneventmayhappen;secondly,ofthenumberofchanceswherebyitmayeitherhappenorfail。IfIsaythatI
havethreechancestowinanysumofmoney,itisimpossiblefromthebareassertiontojudgewhetherIamlikelytoobtainit;butifIaddthatthenumberofchanceseithertoobtainitormissit,isfiveinall,fromthiswillensueacomparisonbetweenthechancesthatareforandagainstme,wherebyatruejudgmentwillbeformedofmyprobabilityofsuccess;whenceitnecessarilyfollowsthatitisthecomparativemagnitudeofthenumberofchancestohappen,inrespectofthewholenumberofchanceseithertohappenortofail,whichisthetruemeasureofprobability。
Tofindtheprobabilityofthrowinganaceintwothrowswithasingledie。Theprobabilityofthrowinganacethefirsttimeis1/6;whereof1/isthefirstpartoftheprobabilityrequired。
Iftheacebemissedthefirsttime,stillitmaybethrownonthesecond;buttheprobabilityofmissingitthefirsttimeis5/6,andtheprobabilityofthrowingitthesecondtimeis1/6;
thereforetheprobabilityofmissingitthefirsttimeandthrowingitthesecond,is5/6X1/6=5/36andthisisthesecondpartoftheprobabilityrequired,andthereforetheprobabilityrequiredisinall1/6+5/36=11/36。
Tothiscaseisanalogousaquestioncommonlyproposedaboutthrowingwithtwodiceeithersixorsevenintwothrows,whichwillbeeasilysolved,provideditbeknownthatsevenhas6
chancestocomeup,andsix5chances,andthatthewholenumberofchancesintwodiceis36;forthenumberofchancesforthrowingsixorseven11,itfollowsthattheprobabilityofthrowingeitherchancethefirsttimeis11/36,butifbotharemissedthefirsttime,stilleithermaybethrownthesecondtime;buttheprobabilityofmissingboththefirsttimeis25/36,andtheprobabilityofthrowingeitherofthemonthesecondis11/36;thereforetheprobabilityofmissingbothofthemthefirsttime,andthrowingeitherofthemthesecondtime,is25/36X11/36=275/1296,andthereforetheprobabilityrequiredis11/36+275/1296=671/1296,andtheprobabilityofthecontraryis625/1296。
Amongthemanymistakesthatarecommittedaboutchances,oneofthemostcommonandleastsuspectedwasthatwhichrelatedtolotteries。Thus,supposingalotterywhereintheproportionoftheblankstotheprizeswasasfivetoone,itwasverynaturaltoconcludethat,therefore,fiveticketswererequisiteforthechanceofaprize;andyetitisdemonstrablethatfourticketsweremorethansufficientforthatpurpose。Inlikemanner,supposingalotteryinwhichtheproportionoftheblankstotheprizeisasthirty-ninetoone(aswasthelotteryof1710),itmaybeprovedthatintwenty-eightticketsaprizeisaslikelytobetakenasnot,which,thoughitmaycontradictthecommonnotions,isneverthelessgroundeduponinfallibledemonstrations。
WhenthePlayoftheRoyalOakwasinuse,somepersonswholostconsiderablybyit,hadtheirlosseschieflyoccasionedbyanargumentofwhichtheycouldnotperceivethefallacy。Theoddsagainstanyparticularpointoftheballwereoneandthirtytoone,whichentitledtheadventurers,incasetheywerewinners,tohavethirty-twostakesreturned,includingtheirown;insteadofwhich,astheyhadbuttwenty-eight,itwasveryplainthat,onthesingleaccountofthedisadvantageoftheplay,theylostone-eighthpartofallthemoneyplayedfor。Butthemasteroftheballmaintainedthattheyhadnoreasontocomplain,sincehewouldundertakethatanyparticularpointoftheballshouldcomeupintwoandtwentythrows;ofthishewouldoffertolayawager,andactuallylaiditwhenrequired。Theseemingcontradictionbetweentheoddsofoneandthirtytoone,andtwenty-twothrowsforanychancetocomeup,soperplexedtheadventurersthattheybegantothinktheadvantagewasontheirside,andsotheywentonplayingandcontinuedtolose。
Thedoctrineofchancestendstoexplodethelong-standingsuperstitionthatthereisinplaysuchathingasLUCK,goodorbad。Ifbysayingthatamanhasgoodluck,nothingmoreweremeantthanthathehasbeengenerallyagaineratplay,theexpressionmightbeallowedasveryproperinashortwayofspeaking;butiftheword’goodluck’beunderstoodtosignifyacertainpredominantquality,soinherentinamanthathemustwinwheneverheplays,oratleastwinoftenerthanlose,itmaybedeniedthatthereisanysuchthinginnature。Theassertersofluckmaintainthatsometimestheyhavebeenverylucky,andatothertimestheyhavehadaprodigiousrunofbadluckagainstthem,whichwhilstitcontinuedobligedthemtobeverycautiousinengagingwiththefortunate。Theyaskedhowtheycouldlosefifteengamesrunningifbadluckhadnotprevailedstrangelyagainstthem。Butitisquitecertainthatalthoughtheoddsagainstlosingsomanytimestogetherbeverygreat,namely,32,767to1,——yetthePOSSIBILITYofitisnotdestroyedbythegreatnessoftheodds,therebeingONEchancein32,768thatitmaysohappen;thereforeitfollowsthatthesuccessionoflostgameswasstillpossible,withouttheinterventionofbadluck。
Theaccidentoflosingfifteengamesisnomoretobeimputedtobadluckthanthewinning,withonesingleticket,thehighestprizeinalotteryof32,768ticketsistobeimputedtogoodluck,sincethechancesinbothcasesareperfectlyequal。Butifitbesaidthatluckhasbeenconcernedinthelattercase,theanswerwillbeeasy;forletussupposelucknotexisting,oratleastletussupposeitsinfluencetobesuspended,——yetthehighestprizemustfallintosomehandorother,notasluck(for,bythehypothesis,thathasbeenlaidaside),butfromthemerenecessityofitsfallingsomewhere。
Amongthemanycuriousresultsoftheseinquiriesaccordingtothedoctrineofchances,istheprodigiousadvantagewhichtherepetitionofoddswillamountto。Thus,’supposingIplaywithanadversarywhoallowsmetheoddsof43to40,andagreeswithmetoplaytill100stakesarewonorlostoneitherside,onconditionthatIgivehimanequivalentforthegainIamentitledtobytheadvantageofmyodds;——thequestionis,whatI
amtogivehim,supposingweplayataguineaastake?Theansweris99guineasandabove18shillings,[52]whichwillseemalmostincredible,consideringthesmallnessoftheodds——43to40。Nowlettheoddsbeinanyproportion,andletthenumberofstakesplayedforbeneversogreat,yetonegeneralconclusionwillincludeallthepossiblecases,andtheapplicationofittonumbersmaybeworkedoutinlessthanaminute’stime。’[53]
[52]Theguineawasworth21s。6d。whentheworkquotedwaswritten。
[53]DeMoivre,DoctrineofChances。
Thepossiblecombinationsofcardsinahandasdealtoutbychancearetrulywonderful。IthasbeenestablishedbycalculationthataplayeratWhistmayholdabove635thousandmillionsofvarioushands!Sothat,continuallyvaried,at50
dealsperevening,for313evenings,or15,650handsperannum,hemightbeabove40millionsofyearsbeforehewouldhavethesamehandagain!
Thechanceisequal,indealingcards,thateveryhandwillhaveseventrumpsintwodeals,orseventrumpsbetweentwopartners,andalsofourcourtcardsineverydeal。Itisalsocertainonanaverageofhands,thatnothingcanbemoresuperstitiousandabsurdthantheprevailingnotionsaboutluckorill-luck。Fourpersons,constantlyplayingatWhistduringalongvoyage,werefrequentlywinnersandloserstoalargeamount,butasfrequentlyat’quits;’andattheendofthevoyage,afterthelastgame,oneofthemwasminusonlyonefranc!
Thechanceofhavingaparticularcardoutof13is13/52,or1
to4,andthechanceofholdinganytwocardsis1/4of1/4or1/16。Thechancesofagamearegenerallyinverselyasthenumbergotbyeach,orasthenumbertobegottocompleteeachgame。
Thechancesagainstholdingseventrumpsare160to1;againstsix,itis26to1;againstfive,6to1;andagainstfournearly2to1。Itis8to1againstholdinganytwoparticularcards。
Similarcalculationshavebeenmaderespectingtheprobabilitieswithdice。Thereare36chancesupontwodice。
Itisanevenchancethatyouthrow8。Itis35to1againstthrowinganyparticulardoublets,and6to1againstanydoubletsatall。Itis17to1againstthrowinganytwodesirednumbers。
Itis4to9againstthrowingasinglenumberwitheitherofthedice,soastohitablotandenter。Againsthittingwiththeamountoftwodice,thechancesagainst7,8,and9are5to1;
against10are11to1;against11are17to1;andagainstsixes,35to1。
Theprobabilitiesofthrowingrequiredtotalswithtwodice,dependonthenumberofwaysinwhichthetotalscanbemadeupbythedice;——2,3,11,or12canonlybemadeuponewayeach,andthereforethechanceisbut1/36;——4,5,9,10maybemadeuptwoways,or1/8;——6,7,8threeways,or1/12。Thechanceofdoubletsis1/36,thechanceofPARTICULARdoublets1/216。
Themethodwaslargelyappliedtolotteries,cock-fighting,andhorse-racing。Itmaybeaskedhowitispossibletocalculatetheoddsinhorse-racing,whenperhapsthejockeysinagreatmeasureknowbeforetheystartwhichistowin?
Inanswertothisaquestionmaybeproposed:——SupposeItossupahalf-penny,andyouaretoguesswhetheritwillbeheadortail——mustitnotbeallowedthatyouhaveanequalchancetowinastolose?Or,ifIhideahalf-pennyunderahat,andIknowwhatitis,haveyounotasgoodachancetoguessright,asifitweretossedup?MyKNOWINGITTOBEHEADcanbenohindrancetoyou,aslongasyouhavelibertyofchoosingeitherheadortail。Inspiteofthisreasoning,therearepeoplewhobuildsomuchupontheirownopinion,thatshouldtheirfavouritehorsehappentobebeaten,theywillhaveittobeowingtosomefraud。
Thefollowingfactismentionedasa’paradox。’
IthappenedatMalden,inEssex,intheyear1738,thatthreehorses(andnomorethanthree)startedforaL10plate,andtheywereallthreedistancedthefirstheat,accordingtothecommonrulesinhorse-racing,withoutanyquibbleorequivocation;andthefollowingwasthesolution:——Thefirsthorseranontheinsideofthepost;thesecondwantedweight;andthethirdfellandbrokeafore-leg。[54]
[54]Cheany’sHorse-racingBook。
Inhorse-racingtheexpectationofaneventisconsideredasthepresentvalue,orworth,ofwhatsoeversumorthingisdependingonthehappeningofthatevent。Thereforeiftheexpectationonaneventbedividedbythevalueofthethingexpected,onthehappeningofthatevent,thequotientwillbetheprobabilityofhappening。
ExampleI。Supposetwohorses,AandB,tostartforL50,andthereareevenbetsonbothsides;itisevidentthatthepresentvalueorworthofeachoftheirexpectationswillbeL25,andtheprobabilities25/50or1/2。For,iftheyhadagreedtodividetheprizebetweenthem,accordingasthebetsshouldbeatthetimeoftheirstarting,theywouldeachofthembeentitledtoL25;butifAhadbeenthoughtsomuchsuperiortoBthatthebetshadbeen3to2inhisfavour,thentherealvalueofA’sexpectationwouldhavebeenL30,andthatofB’sonlyL20,andtheirseveralprobabilities30/50and20/50。
ExampleII。Letussupposethreehorsestostartforasweepstake,namely,A,B,andC,andthattheoddsare8to6A
againstB,and6to4BagainstC——whataretheodds——AagainstC,andthefieldagainstA?Answer:——2to1AagainstC,and10
to8,or5to4thefieldagainstA。ForA’sexpectationis8
B’sexpectationis6
C’sexpectationis4——
18
Butifthebetshadbeen7to4AagainstB;andevenmoneyB
againstC,thentheoddswouldhavebeen8to7thefieldagainstA,asshowninthefollowingscheme:——
7A
4B
4C——
15
Butasthisisthebasisuponwhichalltherestdepends,anotherexampleortwomayberequiredtomakeitasplainaspossible。
ExampleIII。Supposethesamethreeasbefore,andthecommonbets7to4AagainstB;21to20(or’goldtosilver’)BagainstC;wemuststateitthus:——7guineasto4AagainstB;and4
guineastoL4,BagainstC;whichbeingreducedintoshillings,theschemewillstandasfollows:——
147A’sexpectation。
81B’sexpectation。
80C’sexpectation——
311
Bywhichitwillbe164to147thefieldagainstA,(somethingmorethan39to35)。Now,ifwecomparethiswiththelastexample,wemayconcludeittoberight;forifithadbeen40to35,thenitwouldhavebeen8to7,exactlyasinthelastexample。But,assomepersonsmaybeatalosstoknowwhythenumbers39and35areselected,itisrequisitetoshowthesamebymeansoftheSlidingRule。Set164uponthelineAto147
uponthesliderB,andthenlookalongtillyouseetwowholenumberswhichstandexactlyoneagainsttheother(orasnearasyoucancome),which,inthiscase,youfindtobe39onA,standingagainst35onthesliderB(verynearly)。Butas164/311and147/311areinthelowestterms,therearenolessnumbers,inthesameproportion,as164to147,——39and35beingthenearest,butnotquiteexact。
ExampleIV。Therearefourhorsestostartforasweepstake,namely,A,B,C,D,andtheyaresupposedtobeasequallymatchedaspossible。Now,MrSlyhaslaid10guineasAagainstC,andalso10guineasAagainstD。LikewiseMrRiderhaslaid10guineasAagainstC,andalso10guineasBagainstD。AfterwhichMrDicelaidMrSly10guineasto4thathewillnotwinbothhisbets。Secondly,helaidMrRider10guineasto4thathewillnotwinbothhisbets。
Now,wewishtoknowwhatMrDice’sadvantageordisadvantageis,inlayingthesetwolast-mentionedwagers。
First,theprobabilityofMrSly’swinningbothhisbetsis1/3
of14guineas;andMrDice’sexpectationis2/3of14guineas,orL916s。,whichbeingdeductedfromhisownstake(10guineas),thereremains14s。,whichishisdisadvantageinthatbet。
Secondly,MrRider’sexpectationofwinninghistwobetsis1/4,and,therefore,MrDice’sexpectationofthe14guineas,is3/4,orL110s。6d。,fromwhichdeduct10guineas(hisownstake),andthereremains10s。6d。,hisadvantageinthisbet,——whichbeingdeductedfrom14s。(hisdisadvantageintheother),thereremains3s6d。,hisdisadvantageinpayingboththesebets。
Theseexamplesmaysufficetoshowtheworkingofthesystem;
regulartablesexistadaptedtoallcases;andtherecanbenodoubtthatthosewhohaverealizedlargefortunesbyhorse-racingmanagedtodosobyuniformlyactingonsomesuchprinciples,aswellasbyavailingthemselvesofsuch’valuableinformation’asmaybesecured,beforeeventscomeoff,bythosewhomakehorse-racingtheirbusiness。
Thesamesystemwasapplied,andwithstillgreaterprecision,toCock-fighting,toLotteries,Raffles,Backgammon,Cribbage,Put,AllFours,andWhist,showingallthechancesofholdinganyparticularcardorcards。Thus,itis2to1thatyourpartnerhasnotonecertaincard;17to2thathehasnottwocertaincards;31to26thathehasnotoneofthemonly;and32to25
(or5to4)thathehasoneorboth——thatis,whentwocardsareinquestion。Itis31to1thathehasthreecertaincards;7to2thathehasnottwo;7to6thathehasnotone;13to6thathehaseitheroneortwo;5to2thathehasone,two,orthreecards;thatis,whenthreecardsareinquestion。
Withregardtothedealerandhispartner,itis57,798to7176
(betterthan8to1)thattheyarenotfourbyhonours;itis32,527to32,448(oraboutanevenbet)thattheyarenottwobyhonours;itis36,924to25,350(or11to7nearly)thatthehonourscount;itis42,237to22,737(or15to8nearly)thatthedealerisnothingbyhonours。[55]
[55]Proctor,TheSportsman’sSureGuide。Lond。A。D。1733。
Suchisageneralsketchofthelargesubjectincludedunderthetermofthecalculationofprobabilities,whichcomprisesnotonlythechancesofgamesofhazard,insurances,lotteries,&c。,butalsothedeterminationoffutureeventsfromobservationsmaderelativetoeventsofthesamenature。Thissubjectofinquirydatesonlyfromthe17thcentury,andoccupiedthemindsofPascal,Huygens,Fermot,Bernouilli,Laplace,Fourier,Lacroix,Poisson,DeMoivre;andinmoremoderntimes,Cournot,Quetelet,andProfessorDeMorgan。
Inthematterofbetting,orinestimatingthe’odds’inbetting,ofcourseanacquaintancewiththemethodmustbeofsomeservice,andtherecanbenodoubtthatprofessionalgamestersendeavouredtomasterthesubject。
M。Robert-Houdin,inhisamusingwork,LesTricheriesdesGrecsdevoilees,haspropoundedsomegamingaxiomswhichareatleastcuriousandinteresting;theyarepresentedasthoseofaprofessionalgamblerandcheat。
1。’Everygameofchancepresentstwokindsofchanceswhichareverydistinct,——namely,thoserelatingtothepersoninterested,thatis,theplayer;andthoseinherentinthecombinationsofthegame。’
Intheformerthereiswhatmustbecalled,forthewantofabettername,’goodluck’or’badluck,’thatis,somemysteriouscausewhichattimesgivestheplaya’run’ofgoodorbadluck;
inthelatterthereistheentiredoctrineof’probabilities’
aforesaid,which,accordingtoM。Houdin’sgaminghero,maybecompletelydiscardedforthefollowingaxiom:——
2。’Ifchancecanbringintothegameallpossiblecombinations,thereare,nevertheless,certainlimitsatwhichitseemstostop。Such,forinstance,asacertainnumberturninguptentimesinsuccessionatRoulette。Thisispossible,butithasneverhappened。’
Neverthelessamostremarkablefactisonrecord。In1813,aMrOgdenbetted1000guineastoONEguinea,thatcallingsevenasthemain,thecasterwouldnotthrowthatnumbertentimessuccessively。Wonderfultorelate!thecasterthrewsevenninetimesfollowing。ThereuponMrOgdenofferedhim470guineastobeoffthebet——whichherefused。Thecastertooktheboxagainandthrewnine,——andsoMrOgdenwonhisguinea![56]Inthiscasethereseemstohavebeennosuspicionwhateverofunfairdicebeingused。
[56]SeymourHarcourt,TheGamingCalendar。
3。’Inagameofchance,theoftenerthesamecombinationhasoccurredinsuccession,thenearerwearetothecertaintythatitwillnotrecuratthenextcastorturnup。Thisisthemostelementaryofthetheoriesonprobabilities;itistermedtheMATURITYOFTHECHANCES。’
’Hence,’accordingtothisgreatauthority,’aplayermustcometothetablenotonly\"inluck,\"buthemustnotriskhismoneyexceptingattheinstantprescribedbytherulesofthematurityofthechances。’
Foundedonthistheorywehavethefollowingpreceptsforgamesters:——
1。’Forgaming,preferRoulette,becauseitpresentsseveralwaysofstakingyourmoney[57]——whichpermitsthestudyofseveral。
[57]’Pair,impair,passe,manque,andthe38numbersoftheRoulette,besidesthedifferentcombinationsofPOSITION’and’maturities’together。
2。’Aplayershouldapproachthegamingtableperfectlycalmandcool——justasamerchantortradesmanintreatyaboutanyaffair。
Ifhegetsintoapassion,itisalloverwithprudence,alloverwithgoodluck——forthedemonofbadluckinvariablypursuesapassionateplayer。
3。’Everymanwhofindsapleasureinplayingrunstheriskoflosing。
4。’Aprudentplayer,beforeundertakinganything,shouldputhimselftothetesttodiscoverifheis\"invein\"——inluck。Inalldoubt,youshouldabstain。’
Irememberacuriousincidentinmychildhood,whichseemsmuchtothepointofthisaxiom。Amagnificentgoldwatchandchainweregiventowardsthebuildingofachurch,andmymothertookthreechances,whichwereataveryhighfigure,thewatchandchainbeingvaluedatmorethanL100。Oneofthesechanceswasenteredinmyname,oneinmybrother’s,andthethirdinmymother’s。Ihadtothrowforheraswellasmyself。Mybrotherthrewaninsignificantfigure;formyselfIdidthesame;but,oddlyenough,IrefusedtothrowformymotheronfindingthatI
hadlostmychance,sayingthatIshouldwaitalittlelonger——
ratheracuriouspieceofprudenceforachildofthirteen。Therafflewaswiththreedice;themajorityofthechanceshadbeenthrown,and34wasthehighest。AfterdecliningtothrowIwentonthrowingthediceforamusement,andwassurprisedtofindthateverythrowwasbetterthantheoneIhadintheraffle。I
thereuponsaid——’NowI’llthrowformamma。’Ithrewthirty-six,whichwonthewatch!Mymotherhadbeenalargesubscribertothebuildingofthechurch,andthepriestsaidthatmywinningthewatchforherwasquitePROVIDENTIAL。AccordingtoM。
Houdin’sauthority,however,itseemsthatIonlygotinto’vein’——buthowIcametopauseanddeferthrowingthelastchance,hasalwayspuzzledmerespectingthisincidentofmychildhood,whichmadetoogreatanimpressionevertobeeffaced。
5。’Therearepersonswhoareconstantlypursuedbybadluck。
TosuchIsay——NEVERPLAY。
6。’Stubbornessatplayisruin。
7。’RememberthatFortunedoesnotlikepeopletobeoverjoyedatherfavours,andthatshepreparesbitterdeceptionsfortheimprudent,whoareintoxicatedbysuccess。’
Sucharethechiefaxiomsofamostexperiencedgamester,andM。
Houdinsumsupthewholeintothefollowing:——
8。’Beforeriskingyourmoneyatplay,youmustdeeplystudyyour\"vein\"andthedifferentprobabilitiesofthegame——termedthematurityofthechances。’
M。Robert-HoudingotallthispreciousinformationfromagamesternamedRaymond。Itappearsthatthefirstmeetingbetweenhimandthismanwasatasubscription-ball,wherethesharpermanagedtofleecehimandotherstoaconsiderableamount,contrivingadexterousescapewhendetected。HoudinafterwardsfellinwithhimatSpa,wherehefoundhiminthegreatestpoverty,andlenthimasmallsum——topractisehisgrandtheoriesasjustexplained——butwhichhelost——whereuponHoudinadvisedhim’totakeupalessdangerousoccupation。’HethenappearstohaverevealedtoHoudintheentertainingparticularswhichformthebulkofhisbook,sodramaticallywritten。AyearafterwardsHoudinunexpectedlyfellinwithhimagain;butthistimethefellowwastransformedintowhathecalled’ademi-
millionnaire,’havingsucceededtoalargefortunebythedeathofhisbrother,whodiedintestate。AccordingtoHoudinthefollowingwastheman’sdeclarationattheauspiciousmeeting:——
’Ihave,’saidRaymond,’completelyrenouncedgaming。Iamrichenough,andcarenolongerforfortune。Andyet,’headdedproudly,’ifInowcaredforthething,howIcouldBREAKthosebloatedbanksintheirpride,andwhatagloriousvengeanceI
couldtakeofBADLUCKanditsinflexibleagents!Butmyheartistoofullofmyhappinesstoallowthesmallestplaceforthedesireofvengeance。’
Averyproperspeech,unquestionably,andrenderedstillmoreedifyingbyM。Houdin’sassurancethatRaymond,athisdeaththreeyearsafter,bequeathedthewholeofhisfortunetovariouscharitableinstitutionsatParis。
Withregardtotheman’sgamingtheories,however,itmaybejustaswelltoconsiderthefact,thatverymanycleverpeople,aftercontrivingfinesystemsandschemesforruininggamingbanks,have,asM。Houdinremindsus,onlysucceededinruiningthemselvesandthosewhoconformedtotheirprecepts。
Ets’ilestunjoueurquivivedesonpain,Onenvoittouslesjoursmillemourirdefaim。
’IfONEplayertherebethatcanlivebyhisgain,Therearethousandsthatstarveandstriveeverinvain!’
CHAPTERIX。
THEHISTORYOFDICEANDCARDS。
Theknightsofhazardanddevoteesofchance,wholiveinandbytherattleofthebox,littleknow,orcare,perhaps,towhomtheyareindebtedfortheinventionoftheirfavouritecube。
Theywillsolacethemselves,nodoubt,onbeingtoldthattheyarepursuingadiversionofthehighestantiquity,andwhichhasbeenhandeddownthroughallcivilizedaswellasbarbarousnationstoourowntimes。
Theterm’cube,’whichisthefigureofadie,comesoriginallyfromtheArabicword’ca’b,’or’ca’be,’whencetheGreeksderivedtheircubos,andcubeia,whichisusedtosignifyanysolidfigureperfectlysquareeveryway——suchasthegeometricalcube,thedieusedinplay,andthetempleatMecca,whichisofthesamefigure。ThePersicnamefor’die’is’dad,’andfromthiswordisderivedthenameofthethinginSpanish,Portuguese,andItalian,namely,dado。IntheoldFrenchitisdet,inthepluraldets;inmodernFrenchdeanddez,whenceourEnglishname’die,’anditsplural’dies,’or’dice。’
Platotellsusthatdiceandgamingoriginatedwithacertaindemon,whomhecallsTheuth,whichseemsverymuchliketheoriginalpatronymicofourTeutonicraces,alwaysfamousfortheirgamblingpropensity。TheGreeksgenerally,however,ascribedtheinventionofdicetooneoftheirrace,namedPalamedes,asortofuniversalgenius,whohituponmanyothercontrivances,amongtherest,weightsandmeasures。ButthisworthylivedinthetimesoftheTrojanwar,andyetHomermakesnomentionofdice——theastragaloinamedbythepoetbeingmerelyknuckle-bones。Dice,however,arementionedbyAristophanesinhiscomedies,andsoitseemsthattheinventionmustbeplacedbetweenthetimesofthetwopoets,thatis,about2300yearsago。Atanyratethecubeordiehasbeeninuseasaninstrumentofplay,atleast,duringthatperiodoftime。
Thegreatantiquity,therefore,ofthedieasaninstrumentofpastimeisunquestionable,andthegeneralreasonassignedforitsinventionwastheamusementandrelaxationofthemindfromthepressureofdifficulties,orfromthefatiguesandtoilsofprotractedwar。Indeed,oneconjectureis,thatgamingwasinventedbytheLydianswhenunderthepressureofagreatfamine;todivertthemselvesfromtheirsufferingstheycontriveddice,balls,tables,&c。Thisseems,however,ratherabadjoke。
TheafflictedJobasks——’Canamanfillhisbellywiththeeastwind?’Andwecanimaginethatplentyoftobaccotosmokeand’chaw’wouldmitigatethepangsofstarvationtoanarmyinthefield,ashasbeenseriouslysuggested;butyoumightjustaswellpresentasoldierwithastoneinsteadofbread,asinvitehimtoamusehimselfwithdice,oranythingelse,toassuagethepangsofhunger。
Bethatasitmay,timesoonmaturedthisinstrumentofrecreationintoanengineofdestruction;andtheintendedpalliativeofcareandlabourhasprovedthefosteringnurseofinnumerableevils。Thisdiminutivecubehasusurpedatyrannyovermankindformorethantwothousandyears,andcontinuesatthisdaytoruletheworldwithdespoticsway——levellingalldistinctionsoffortuneinaninstantbythefiatofitssingleturn。
TheuseofdicewasprobablybroughtintothisislandbytheRomans,ifnotbeforeknown;itbecamemorefrequentinthetimesofourSaxonancestry,andhasprevailedwithalmostunimpairedvigourfromthosedaystoourown。
TheAstragalosoftheGreeksandTalusoftheRomanswere,asbeforestated,nothingbuttheknuckle-bonesofsheepandgoats,numbered,andusedforgaming,beingtossedupintheairandcaughtonthebackofthehand。Twopersonsplayedtogetheratthisgame,usingfourbones,whichtheythrewupintotheairoremptiedoutofadice-box(fritillus),observingthenumbersoftheoppositesides。Thenumbersonthefoursidesofthefourbonesadmittedofthirty-fivedifferentcombinations。Thelowestthrowofallwasfouraces;butthevalueofthethrowwasnotinallcasesthesumofthefournumbersturnedup。ThehighestinvaluewasthatcalledVenus,inwhichthenumberscastupwerealldifferent;thesumofthembeingonlyfourteen。Itwasbyobtainingthisthrow,hencecalledbasilicus,that’theKingoftheFeast’wasappointedbytheRomans。Certainotherthrowswerecalledbyparticularnames,takenfromthegods,heroes,kings,courtesans,animals;altogetherthereweresixty-foursuchnames。Thus,thethrowconsistingoftwoacesandtwotreys,makingeight,wasdenominatedStesichorus。Whentheobjectwassimplytothrowthehighestnumber,thegamewascalledpleistobolinda,aGreekwordofthatmeaning。Whenapersonthrewthetali,heofteninvokedeitheragodorhismistress。
Dicewerealsomadeofivory,bone,orsomeclose-grainedwood,especiallyprivetligustristesserisutilissima,Plin。H。N。)。
Theywerenumberedasatpresent。
Arsacides,KingoftheParthians,presentedDemetriusNicator,amongotherpresents,withgoldendice——itissaid,incontemptforhisfrivolouspropensitytoplay——inexprobationempuerilislevitatis。’[58]
[58]JustiniHist。,lib。xxxviii。9。9。
DicearealsomentionedintheNewTestament,whereoccursthewordcubeia(Eph。iv。14),(’theonlywordfor\"gambling\"usedintheBible’),awordinverycommonuse,amongPaul’skithandkin,for’cube,’’dice,’’dicery,’anditoccursfrequentlyintheTalmudandMidrash。TheMishnadeclaresunfiteitheras’judgeorwitness,’’acubea-player,ausurer,apigeon-flier(betting-man),avendorofillegal(seventh-year)produce,andaslave。’Amitigatingclause——proposedbyoneoftheweightiestlegalauthorities,totheeffectthatthegamblerandhiskinshouldonlybedisqualified’iftheyhavebutthatoneprofession’——isdistinctlynegativedbythemajority,andtheruleremainsabsolute。Theclassicalwordforthegamblerordice-player,cubeutes,appearsaramaizedinthesamesourcesintosomethinglikekubiustis,asthefollowingcuriousinstancesmayshow:WhentheAngel,afterhavingwrestledwithJacoballnight,askshimtolethimgo,’forthedawnhasrisen’(A。V。,’thedaybreaketh’),Jacobismadetoreplytohim,’Artthou,then,athieforakubiustis,thatthouartafraidoftheday?’
TowhichtheAngelreplies,’No,Iamnot;butitismyturnto-
day,andforthefirsttime,tosingtheAngelicHymnofPraiseinHeaven:letmego。’InanotherTadmudicalpassageanearlybiblicalcriticisdiscussingcertainarithmeticaldifficultiesinthePentateuch。ThushefindsthenumberofLevites(inNumbers)todiffer,whensummedupfromthesingleitems,fromthatgiveninthetotal。Worsethanthat,hefindsthatallthegoldandsilvercontributedtothesanctuaryisnotaccountedfor,and,clinchinghisargument,hecries,’Is,then,yourmasterMosesathieforakubiustis?Orcouldhenotmakeuphisaccountsproperly?’Thecriticistheninformedofacertaindifferencebetween’sacred’andothercoins;andhefurthergetsalessoninthematterofLevitesandFirstborn,whichsilenceshim。Again,theTalmuddecidesthat,ifamanhaveboughtaslavewhoturnsouttobeathieforakubiustis,——whichhasherebeenerroneouslyexplainedtomeana’manstealer,’——hehasnoredress。Hemustkeephim,asheboughthim,orsendhimaway;
forhehasboughthimwithallhisvices。
Regardingthetranslation’sleight’intheA。V。,thisseemsacorrectenoughrenderingofthetermasfarastheSENSEofthepassagegoes,andcomesverynearthemanyancienttranslations——’nequitia,’’versutia,’’inanislabor,’’vanaetinepta(?)subtilitas,’&c。,oftheFathers。Lutherhas’Schalkheit,’——awordthemeaningofwhichathistimedifferedconsiderablyfromouracceptationoftheterm。TheThesaurustakesPaul’scubeia(s。v。)moreliterally,tomean’inaleahominum,i。e。,incertisilliscasibusquibusjactanturhomines。’[59]
[59]E。DeutsehintheAthenaeumofSept。28,1867。
Theancienttali,markedandthrownasabovedescribed,werealsousedinDIVINATION,justasdiceareatthepresentday;anddoubtlesstheinterpretationswerethesameamongtheancients——
forallsuperstitionsarehandeddownfromgenerationtogenerationwithwondrousfidelity。Theprocedureiscuriousenough,termed’theartoftellingfortunesbydice。’
Threedicearetakenandwellshakenintheboxwiththelefthand,andthencastoutonaboardortableonwhichacircleispreviouslydrawnwithchalk;andthefollowingarethesupposedpredictionsofthethrows:——
Three,apleasingsurprise;four,adisagreeableone;five,astrangerwhowillproveafriend;six,lossofproperty;seven,undeservedscandal;eight,meritedreproach;nine,awedding;
ten,achristening,atwhichsomeimportanteventwilloccur;
eleven,adeaththatconcernsyou;twelve,aletterspeedily;
thirteen,tearsandsighs;fourteen,bewarethatyouarenotdrawnintosometroubleorplotbyasecretenemy;fifteen,immediateprosperityandhappiness;sixteen,apleasantjourney;
seventeen,youwilleitherbeonthewater,orhavedealingswiththosebelongingtoit,toyouradvantage;eighteen,agreatprofit,riseinlife,orsomedesirablegoodwillhappenalmostimmediately,fortheanswerstothedicearesaidtobefulfilledwithinninedays。Tothrowthesamenumbertwiceatonetrialshowsnewsfromabroad,bethenumberwhatitmay。Ifthedicerolloverthecircle,thenumberthrowngoesfornothing,buttheoccurrenceshowssharpwordsimpending;andiftheyfallontheflooritisblows。Inthrowingthediceifoneremainonthetopoftheother,’itisapresentofwhichyoumusttakecare,’
namely,’alittlestranger’athand。
Twosingularfactsthrowlightonthekindofdiceusedsome100
and150yearsago。Inanoldcribbagecard-box,curiouslyornamented,supposedtohavebeenmadebyanamateurinthereignofQueenAnne,andnowinmypossession,Ifoundadiewithoneendfashionedtoapoint,evidentlyforthepurposeofspinning——
similartothemodernteetotum。Withthesamelotatthesalewhereitwasbought,wasapackofcardsmadeofivory,aboutaninchandahalfinlengthandoneinchinwidth——inotherrespectsexactlylikethecardsoftheperiod。
Again,itisstatedthatintakingupthefloorsoftheMiddleTempleHall,abouttheyear1764,nearly100pairsofdicewerefound,whichhaddropped,ondifferentoccasions,throughthechinksorjointsoftheboards。Theywereverysmall,atleastone-thirdlessthatthosenowinuse。Certainlythebenchersofthosetimesdidnotkeeptheflooroftheirmagnificenthallinaverydecentcondition。
Acuriousfactrelatingtodicemayherebepointedout。Eachofthesixsidesofadieissodottedornumberedthatthetopandbottomofeverydie(takentogether)make7;forifthetoporuppermostsideis5,thebottomoroppositesidewillbe2;andthesameholdsthrougheveryface;therefore,letthenumberofdicebewhatitmay,theirtopandbottomfaces,addedtogether,mustbeequaltothenumberofdicemultipliedby7。Inthrowingthreedice,if2,3,and4arethrown,making9,theircorrespondingbottomfaceswillbe5,4,and3,making12,whichtogetherare21——equaltothethreedicemultipliedby7。
CARDS。
Theoriginofcardsisasdoubtfulasthatofdice。AllthatweknowforcertainisthattheywerefirstusedintheEast。Somethinkthatthefiguresatfirstusedonthemwereofmoralimport:theHindooandChinesecardsarecertainlyemblematicinaveryhighdegree;theformerillustratethetenavatars,orincarnationsofthedeityVishnu;andtheso-called’paper-
tickets’oftheChinesetypifythestars,thehumanvirtues,and,indeed,everyvarietyofsubject。SirWilliamJoneswasconvincedthattheHindoogameofChaturaji——thatis,’theFourRajahsorKings’——aspeciesofhighly-complicatedchess——wasthefirstgermofthatparti-colouredpasteboard,whichhasbeentheruinofsomanymodernfortunes。ApackofHindoostanicards,inthepossessionoftheRoyalAsiaticSociety,andpresentedtoCaptainCromlineSmithin1815,byahighcasteBrahman,wasdeclaredbythedonortobeactually1000yearsold:’Nor,’saidtheBrahman,’cananyofusnowplayatthem,fortheyarenotlikeourmoderncardsatall。’Neither,indeed,dotheybearanyremarkableresemblancetoourown——thepackconsistingofnolessthaneightsortsofdiverscolours,thekingsbeingmounteduponelephants,andviziers,orsecondhonours,uponhorses,tigers,andbulls。Moreover,thereareothermarksdistinguishingtherespectivevalueofthecommoncards,whichwouldpuzzleourclub-quidnuncsnotalittle——suchas’apine-appleinashallowcup,’andasomethinglikeaparasolwithoutahandle,andwithtwobrokenribsstickingthroughthetop。TheChinesecardshavetheadvantageoverthoseofHindoostanbybeingoblonginsteadofcircular。
Itwasnotbeforetheendofthe14thcenturythatcardsbecameknowninEurope;anditisacuriousfactthattheFrenchclergytookgreatlytocard-playingaboutthattime——theirfavouritegamebeingtheratherungenteel’AllFours,’asnowreputed;fortheywerespeciallyforbiddenthatpastimebytheSynodofLangresin1404。
TheancientcardsofbothSpainandFrance,particularlythe’court-cards,’exhibitstrongmarksoftheageofchivalry;butherewemayobservethatthewordiswrittenbysomeancientwriters,’coate-cards,’evidentlysignifyingnomorethanfiguresinparticulardresses。Thegivingpre-eminenceorvictorytoacertainsuit,bythenameof’trump,’whichisonlyacorruptionoftheword’triumph,’isastrongtraitofthemartialideasoftheinventorsofthesegames。Sothat,iftheChinesestartedtheidea,itseemsclearthattheFrenchandSpanishimproveduponitandgaveitaplainsignificance;andthereisnoreasontodoubtthatcardswereactuallyemployedtoamuseCharlesVI。
inhismelancholyanddejection。
Thefoursuitsofcardsaresupposedtorepresentthefourestatesofakingdom:——1。Thenobilityandgentry;2。Theecclesiasticsorpriesthood;3。Thecitizensorcommercialmen;
4。ThepeasantryorHusbandmen。ThenobilityarerepresentedintheoldSpanishcardsbytheespada,orsword,corruptedbyusinto’spades,’——bytheFrenchwithpiques,’pikesorspears。’
Theecclesiasticalorderispointedoutbycopas,orsacramentalcups,whicharepaintedinoneofthesuitsofoldSpanishcards,andbycoeurs,or’hearts,’onFrenchcards,asinourown——therebysignifyingchoir-men,gensdechoeur,orecclesiastics——fromchoeurdel’eglise,’thechoirofthechurch,’thatbeingesteemedthemostimportantpartortheHEART
ofthechurch。
TheSpaniardsdepictedtheircitizensorcommercialmenunderdineros,asmallcoin,anemblemverywelladaptedtotheproductiveclasses;theFrenchbycarreaux,squaresorlozenges——importing,perhaps,unityofinterest,equalityofcondition,regularityofmanners,andtheindispensabledutyofthisclassofmentodealwithoneanother’onthesquare。’TheSpaniardsmadebastos,orknottyclubs,theemblemofthe’boldpeasantry,’takenprobablyfromthecustomthattheplebeianswerepermittedtochallengeorfighteachotherwithsticksandquarter-stavesonly,butnotwiththesword,oranyarmscarriedbyagentleman;whiletheFrenchpeasantrywerepointedoutundertheideasofhusbandry,namely,bythetrefles,trefoilorclover-grass。SomuchfortheSUITS。
Withregardtothedepictedfiguresofcards,eachnationlikewisefolloweditsowninventions,thoughgroundedinbothonthoseideasofchivalrywhichthenstronglyprevailed。TheSpanishcardsweremadetocarrytheinsigniaandaccoutrementsoftheKingofSpain,theaceofdenerosbeingemblazonedwiththeroyalarms,supportedbyaneagle。TheFrenchornamentedtheircardswithfleursdelis,theirroyalemblem。TheSpanishkings,inconformitytothemartialspiritofthetimeswhencardswereintroduced,wereallmountedonhorseback,asbefittedgeneralsandcommanders-in-chief;buttheirnextincommand(amongthecards)waselcaballo,theknight-errantonhorseback——fortheoldSpanishcardshadnoqueens;andthethirdinorderwasthesoto,orattendant,thatis,theesquire,orarmour-beareroftheknight——allwhichwasexactlyconformabletothoseideasofchivalrywhichruledtheage。ItissaidthatDavid(kingofspades),tormentedbyarebelliousson,istheemblemofCharlesVII。,menacedbyhisson(LouisXI。),andthatArgine(queenofclubs)istheanagramofRegina,andtheemblemofMaried’Anjou,thewifeofthatprince;thatPallas(queenofspades)representsJoanofArc,theMaidofOrleans;thatRachel(queenofdiamonds)isAgnesSorel;lastly,thatJudith(queenofhearts)istheQueenIsabeau。TheFrenchcallthequeensatcardsdames。
Thefourknaves(calledinFrench,valetsorvarlets)arefourvaliantcaptains——OgierandLancelot,thecompanionsofCharlemagne,HectordeGallard,andLahire,thegeneralsofCharlesVII。Theremainderofthepackequallypresentsasortofmartialallegory;theheartisbravery;thespade(espad,’sword’)andthediamond(carreau,thatis,asquareorshield)
arethearmsofwar;theclub(inFrenchtrefle,’trefoil’)istheemblemofprovisions;andtheace(inFrenchas,fromtheLatinaes,’coin’)istheemblemofmoney——thesinewsofwar。
Inaccordancewiththisallegoricalmeaning,thefunctionoftheaceismostsignificant。Itleadscaptiveeveryothercard,queenandkingincluded——thusindicatingtheomnipotenceofgoldormammon!
’Tothemightygodofthisnetherworld——
Tothespiritthatroamswithbannerunfurl’dO’ertheEarthandtherollingSea——
Andhathconquer’dalltohisthraldomWherehiseyehathglancedorhisfootstepsped——
Whohathpoweralikeo’erthelivinganddead——
Mammon![59]Isingtothee!
[59]SteinmetzOdetoMammon。
Somesaythatthefourkingsrepresentthosefamouschampionsofantiquity——David,Alexander,JuliusCaesar,andCharlemagne;andthatthefourqueens,Argine,Pallas,Esther,andJudith,aretherespectivesymbolsofmajesty,wisdom,piety,andfortitude;andtherecanbenodoubt,ifyoulookattentivelyonthequeensofapackofcards,youwilleasilydiscerntheappropriateexpressionsofalltheseattributesinthefacesofthegrotesqueladiesthereindepicted。Thevalets,orattendants,whomwecallknaves,arenotnecessarily’rascals,’butsimplyservantsroyal;
atfirsttheywereknights,asappearsfromthenamesofsomeofthefamousFrenchknightsbeingformerlypaintedonthecards。
Thusapackofcardsistrulyamonumentoftheoldentime——thedaysofchivalryanditsnumberlessassociations。
InadditiontothedetailsIhavegiveninthepreviouschapterrespectingtheprobabilityofholdingcertaincards,thereareafewothercuriousfactsconcerningthem,whichitmaybeinterestingtoknow。
Thereisadifferenceintheeyesoftwooftheknaves——thoseofdiamondsandhearts,moreapparentintheoldpatterns,suggestingtheinferencethattheyareblind。Thishasbeenmadethebasisofacardtrick,astowhichtwoofthefourknavespresentingthemselveswouldbeselectedasservants。Ofcoursetheblindoneswouldberejected。Abetissometimesproposedtotheunwary,atWhist,butoneofthepartywillhaveinhishand,afterthedeal,onlyoneofasuit,ornoneofasuit。Thebetshouldnotbetaken,asthisresultveryfrequentlyhappens。
Lastly,thereisanarithmeticalpuzzleofthemoststartlingeffecttobecontrivedwithapackofcards,asfollows。Letapartymakeupparcelsofcards,beginningwithanumberofpipsonanycard,andthencountinguptotwelvewithindividualcards。Inthefirstpartofthetrickitmustbeunderstoodthatthecourtcardscountasten,allothersaccordingtothepips。
Thus,akingputdownwillrequireonlytwocardstomakeup12,whereastheacewillrequire11,andsoon。Now,whenalltheparcelsarecompleted,theperformerofthetrickrequirestoknowonlythenumberofparcelsthusmade,andtheremainder,ifany,todeclareafteramomentarycalculation,theexactnumberofpipsonthefirstcardslaiddown——totheastonishmentofthosenotinthesecret。Infact,thereisnopossiblearrangementofthecards,accordingtothismethod,whichcanpreventanadeptfromdeclaringthenumberofpipsrequired,afterbeinginformedofthenumberofparcels,andtheremainder,ifany。Thisstartlingperformancewillbeexplainedinasubsequentchapter——amusingcardtricks。
Cardsmustsoonhavemadetheirwayamongourcountrymen,fromthegreatintercoursethatsubsistedbetweenEnglandandFranceaboutthetimeofthefirstintroductionofcardsintothelatterkingdom。IfthedinofarmsinthereignofourfifthHenryshouldseemunfavourabletotheimitationofanenemy’sprivatediversions,itmustberememberedthatFrancewasatthatperiodunderthedominionofEngland,thattheEnglishlivedmuchinthatcountry,andconsequentlyjoinedintheamusementsoftheprivatehour,aswellasinthepublicdangersofthefield。
Verysoon,however,theevilconsequencesoftheirintroductionbecameapparent。OnewouldhavethoughtthatinsuchatumultuousreignathomeasthatofoursixthHenry,therecouldnothavebeensomuchusemadeofcardsastohaverenderedthemanobjectofpublicapprehensionandgovernmentalsolicitude;butarecordappearsinthebeginningofthereignofEdwardIV。,afterthedepositionoftheunfortunateHenry,bywhichplayingcards,aswellasdice,tennis-balls,andchessmen,wereforbiddentobeimported。
Ifthistendedtochecktheiruseforatime,thesubsequentSpanishconnectionwiththecourtofEnglandrenewedanacquaintancewithcardsandaloveforthem。ThemarriageofPrinceArthurwiththeInfantaCatherineofArragon,broughtonanintimacybetweenthetwonations,whichprobablyincreasedcard-playinginEngland,——itbeingadiversiontowhichtheSpaniardswereextremelyaddictedatthatperiod。
Cardswerecertainlymuchinuse,andallideasconcerningthemveryfamiliartothemindsoftheEnglish,duringthereignofHenryVIII。,asmaybeinferredfromaremarkablesermonofthegoodbishopLatimer。ThissermonwaspreachedinStEdward’schurch,Cambridge,ontheSundaybeforeChristmasday,1527,andinthisdiscoursehemaybesaidtohave’dealt’outanexpositionofthepreceptsofChristianityaccordingtothetermsofcard-playing。’Nowyehaveheardwhatismeantbythis\"firstcard,\"andhowyououghtto\"play\"withit,Ipurposeagainto\"deal\"untoyou\"anothercardalmostofthesamesuit,\"fortheybeofsonighaffinitythatonecannotbewell\"played\"withouttheother,&c。’’Itseems,’saysFuller,’thathesuitedhissermonrathertotheTIME——beingaboutChristmas,whencardsweremuchused——thantothetext,whichwastheBaptist’squestiontoourLord——\"Whoartthou?\"——takingtherebyoccasiontoconformhisdiscoursetothe\"playingatcards,\"makingthe\"hearttriumph。\"’
Thisbluntpreachingwasinthosedaysadmirablyeffectual,butitwouldbeconsideredridiculousinours——exceptfromthelipsofsuchoriginalgeniusesasMrSpurgeon,whohituponthisveinandmadeafortuneofsoulsaswellasmoney。Heis,however,inimitable,andanyattemptatenteringintohisdomainwouldprobablyhavethesameresultasthatwhichattendedanimitationofLatimerbyacountryminister,mentionedbyFuller。
’Iremember,’hesays,’inmytime(aboutthemiddleoftheseventeenthcentury),acountryministerpreachedatStMary’s,fromRom。xii。3,——\"AsGodhasDEALTtoeverymanthemeasureoffaith。\"InafondimitationofLatimer’ssermonhefollowedupthemetaphorofDEALING,——thatmenshouldPLAYABOVE-BOARD,thatis,avoidalldissembling,——shouldnotPOCKETCARDS,butimprovetheirgiftsandgraces,——shouldFOLLOWSUIT,thatis,wearthesurplice,&c。,——allwhichproducednothingbutlaughterintheaudience。Thusthesameactionsbyseveralpersonsatseveraltimesaremadenotthesameactions,yea,differencedfromcommendablediscretiontoridiculousabsurdity。Andthushewillmakebutbadmusicwhohaththeinstrumentsandfiddlesticks,butnoneofthe\"resin\"ofLatimer。’
Thehabitofcard-playingmusthavebeenmuchconfirmedandextendedbythemarriageofPhilipofSpainwithourQueenMary,whosenumerousandsplendidretinuecouldnotbutbringwiththemthatpassionateloveofcardswhichprevailedintheSpanishcourt。
Itseemsalsoprobablethatthecardsthenused(whatevertheymighthavebeenbefore)wereofSpanishformandfigure,incomplimenttotheimperiousPhilip;sinceeventothisdaythenamesoftwoSpanishsuitsareretainedonEnglishcards,thoughwithoutanyreferencetotheirpresentfigure。Thus,wecallonesuitspades,fromtheSpanishespada,’sword,’althoughweretainnosimilitudeoftheswordinthefigure,——andanotherclubs,inSpanish,bastos,butwithoutregardtothefigurealso。
OldRogerAscham,thetutorofQueenElizabeth,givesusapictureofthegamblingartsofhisday,asfollows:——Howwilltheyusetheseshifteswhentheygetaplainemanthatcannotskillofthem!Howtheywillgoabout,iftheyperceiveanhonestmanhavemoneye,whichlistnotplaye,toprovokehimtoplaye!Theywillseekhiscompanye;theywilllethimpaynoughte,yea,andasIheardeamanoncesayethathedid,theywillsendforhimtosomehouse,andspendperchaunceacrowneonhim,and,atlast,willonebegintosaye:at,mymasters,whatshallwedo?Shalleverymanplayehistwelve-pencewhileanapplerosteinthefire,andthenwewilldrinckeanddeparte?\"
\"Naye\"willanothersaye(asfalseashe),\"youcannotleavewhenyoubegin,andthereforeIwillnotplaye:butifyouwillgage,thateverymanashehathlosthistwelve-pence,shallsitdowne,Iamcontente,forsurelyeIwouldWinnenomanne’smoneyehere,butevenasmuchaswouldepayformysupper。\"Thenspeakeththethirdetothehonestemanthatthoughtnottoplay:——\"What?Willyouplayyourtwelve-pence?\"Ifheexcusehim——\"Tush!man!\"willtheothersaye,\"stickenotinhonestecompanyfortwelve-pence;
Iwillbeareyourhalfe,andhereismymoneye。\"Noweallthisistomakehimtobeginne,fortheyknoweifhebeoncein,andbealoser,thathewillnotstickeathistwelve-pence,buthopethevertogetitagaine,whilesperhappeshewillloseall。
Theneveryoneofthemsettethhisshiftesabroache,somewithfalsedyse,somewithsettlingofdyse,somewithhavingoutlandishsilvercoynesguilded,toputawayeatatimeforgoodgolde。Then,iftherecomeathingincontroversye,mustyoubejudgedbythetable,andthenfarewellthehonesteman’sparte,forheisbornedowneoneverysyde。’
Itisevidentfromthisgraphicdescriptionoftheprocess,thatthevillanyofsharpershasbeeneverthesame;foroldRoger’saccountofthematterinhisdayexactlytallieswithdailyexperienceatthepresenttime。
Theloveofcard-playingwascontinuedthroughthereignofElizabethandJamesI。,[60]andinthereignofthelatterithadreachedsohighapitchthattheaudiencesusedtoamusethemselveswithcardsattheplay-house,whiletheywerewaitingforthebeginningoftheplay。ThesamepracticeexistedatFlorence。Ifthethingbenotdoneatthepresentday,somethinganalogousprevailsinourrailwaycarriagesthroughoutthekingdom。Itissaidthatprofessedcard-sharperstakeseason-ticketsonallthelines,andthatagreatDEALofmoneyismadebythegentrybydupingunwarytravellersintoagameorbybetting。
[60]KingJames,theBritishSolomon,althoughhecouldnot’abide’tobacco,anddenounceditinafurious’Counterblaste,’
couldnot’utterlycondemn’play,or,ashecallsit,’fittinghouse-pastimes。’’Iwillnot,’hesays,’agreeinforbiddingcards,dice,andotherlikegamesofHazard,’andentersintoanargumentforhisopinion,whichisscarcelyworthquoting。SeeBasiliconDoron——aprodigyofroyalfatuity——buttheperfect’exponent’ofthecharacteristicsoftheStuartroyalraceinEngland。
Thereisnoreasontosupposethatthefondnessforthisdiversionabated,exceptduringtheshort’trumportriumphofthefanaticsuit’——inthehardtimesofOldOliver——whenundoubtedlycardswerestyled’thedevil’sbooks。’But,indeed,bythattimetheyhadbecomeanengineofmuchfraudanddestruction;sothatoneoftheearlyactsofCharlesII。’sreigninflictedlargepenaltiesonthosewhoshouldusecardsforfraudulentpurposes。