第3章

类别:其他 作者:Victor Hugo字数:24980更新时间:18/12/19 16:58:50
\"Sacrilege!profanation!\"resumedthevoiceofthebaldman。 Thegypsyturnedroundoncemore。 \"Ah!\"saidshe,\"’tisthatvillanousman!\"Then,thrustingherunderlipoutbeyondtheupper,shemadealittlepout,whichappearedtobefamiliartoher,executedapirouetteonherheel,andsetaboutcollectinginhertambourinethegiftsofthemultitude。 Bigblanks,littleblanks,targes*andeagleliardsshoweredintoit。 *Ablank:anoldFrenchcoin;sixblankswereworthtwosousandahalf;targe,anancientcoinofBurgundy,afarthing。 Allatonce,shepassedinfrontofGringoire。Gringoireputhishandsorecklesslyintohispocketthatshehalted。 \"Thedevil!\"saidthepoet,findingatthebottomofhispocketthereality,thatis,tosay,avoid。Inthemeantime,theprettygirlstoodthere,gazingathimwithherbigeyes,andholdingouthertambourinetohimandwaiting。Gringoirebrokeintoaviolentperspiration。 IfhehadallPeruinhispocket,hewouldcertainlyhavegivenittothedancer;butGringoirehadnotPeru,and,moreover,Americahadnotyetbeendiscovered。 Happily,anunexpectedincidentcametohisrescue。 \"Willyoutakeyourselfoff,youEgyptiangrasshopper?\" criedasharpvoice,whichproceededfromthedarkestcornerofthePlace。 Theyounggirlturnedroundinaffright。Itwasnolongerthevoiceofthebaldman;itwasthevoiceofawoman,bigotedandmalicious。 However,thiscry,whichalarmedthegypsy,delightedatroopofchildrenwhowereprowlingaboutthere。 \"ItistherecluseoftheTour-Roland,\"theyexclaimed,withwildlaughter,\"itisthesackednunwhoisscolding! Hasn’tshesupped?Let’scarryhertheremainsofthecityrefreshments!\" AllrushedtowardsthePillarHouse。 Inthemeanwhile,Gringoirehadtakenadvantageofthedancer’sembarrassment,todisappear。Thechildren’sshoutshadremindedhimthathe,also,hadnotsupped,soherantothepublicbuffet。Butthelittlerascalshadbetterlegsthanhe;whenhearrived,theyhadstrippedthetable。Thereremainednotsomuchasamiserable~camichon~atfivesousthepound。Nothingremaineduponthewallbutslenderfleurs-de-lis,mingledwithrosebushes,paintedin1434byMathieuBiterne。Itwasameagresupper。 Itisanunpleasantthingtogotobedwithoutsupper,itisastilllesspleasantthingnottosupandnottoknowwhereoneistosleep。ThatwasGringoire’scondition。Nosupper,noshelter;hesawhimselfpressedonallsidesbynecessity,andhefoundnecessityverycrabbed。Hehadlongagodiscoveredthetruth,thatJupitercreatedmenduringafitofmisanthropy,andthatduringawiseman’swholelife,hisdestinyholdshisphilosophyinastateofsiege。Asforhimself,hehadneverseentheblockadesocomplete;heheardhisstomachsoundingaparley,andheconsidereditverymuchoutofplacethatevildestinyshouldcapturehisphilosophybyfamine。 Thismelancholyreverywasabsorbinghimmoreandmore,whenasong,quaintbutfullofsweetness,suddenlytorehimfromit。Itwastheyounggypsywhowassinging。 Hervoicewaslikeherdancing,likeherbeauty。Itwasindefinableandcharming;somethingpureandsonorous,aerial,winged,sotospeak。Therewerecontinualoutbursts,melodies,unexpectedcadences,thensimplephrasesstrewnwithaerialandhissingnotes;thenfloodsofscaleswhichwouldhaveputanightingaletorout,butinwhichharmonywasalwayspresent;thensoftmodulationsofoctaveswhichroseandfell,likethebosomoftheyoungsinger。Herbeautifulfacefollowed,withsingularmobility,allthecapricesofhersong,fromthewildestinspirationtothechastestdignity。 Onewouldhavepronouncedhernowamadcreature,nowaqueen。 ThewordswhichshesangwereinatongueunknowntoGringoire,andwhichseemedtohimtobeunknowntoherself,solittlerelationdidtheexpressionwhichsheimpartedtohersongbeartothesenseofthewords。Thus,thesefourlines,inhermouth,weremadlygay,—— ~UncofredegranriquezaHallarondentrounpilar,Dentrodel,nuevasbanderasConfigurasdeespantar~。* *AcofferofgreatrichnessInapillar’shearttheyfound,Withinitlaynewbanners,Withfigurestoastound。 Andaninstantafterwards,attheaccentswhichsheimpartedtothisstanza,—— ~AlarabesdecavalloSinpodersemenear,Conespadas,yloscuellos,Ballestasdebuenechar~,Gringoirefeltthetearsstarttohiseyes。Nevertheless,hersongbreathedjoy,mostofall,andsheseemedtosinglikeabird,fromserenityandheedlessness。 Thegypsy’ssonghaddisturbedGringoire’sreveryastheswandisturbsthewater。Helistenedinasortofrapture,andforgetfulnessofeverything。Itwasthefirstmomentinthecourseofmanyhourswhenhedidnotfeelthathesuffered。 Themomentwasbrief。 Thesamewoman’svoice,whichhadinterruptedthegypsy’sdance,interruptedhersong。 \"Willyouholdyourtongue,youcricketofhell?\"itcried,stillfromthesameobscurecorneroftheplace。 Thepoor\"cricket\"stoppedshort。Gringoirecovereduphisears。 \"Oh!\"heexclaimed,\"accursedsawwithmissingteeth,whichcomestobreakthelyre!\" Meanwhile,theotherspectatorsmurmuredlikehimself; \"Tothedevilwiththesackednun!\"saidsomeofthem。 Andtheoldinvisiblekill-joymighthavehadoccasiontorepentofheraggressionsagainstthegypsyhadtheirattentionnotbeendivertedatthismomentbytheprocessionofthePopeoftheFools,which,afterhavingtraversedmanystreetsandsquares,debouchedonthePlacedeGrève,withallitstorchesandallitsuproar。 Thisprocession,whichourreadershaveseensetoutfromthePalaisdeJustice,hadorganizedontheway,andhadbeenrecruitedbyalltheknaves,idlethieves,andunemployedvagabondsinParis;sothatitpresentedaveryrespectableaspectwhenitarrivedattheGrève。 FirstcameEgypt。TheDukeofEgyptheadedit,onhorseback,withhiscountsonfootholdinghisbridleandstirrupsforhim;behindthem,themaleandfemaleEgyptians,pell-mell,withtheirlittlechildrencryingontheirshoulders; all——duke,counts,andpopulace——inragsandtatters。ThencametheKingdomofArgot;thatistosay,allthethievesofFrance,arrangedaccordingtotheorderoftheirdignity;theminorpeoplewalkingfirst。Thusdefiledbyfours,withthediversinsigniaoftheirgrades,inthatstrangefaculty,mostofthemlame,somecripples,othersone-armed,shopclerks,pilgrim,~hubins~,bootblacks,thimble-riggers,streetarabs,beggars,theblear-eyedbeggars,thieves,theweakly,vagabonds,merchants,shamsoldiers,goldsmiths,passedmastersofpickpockets,isolatedthieves。AcataloguethatwouldwearyHomer。Inthecentreoftheconclaveofthepassedmastersofpickpockets,onehadsomedifficultyindistinguishingtheKingofArgot,thegrandco?sre,socalled,crouchinginalittlecartdrawnbytwobigdogs。AfterthekingdomoftheArgotiers,cametheEmpireofGalilee。GuillaumeRousseau,EmperoroftheEmpireofGalilee,marchedmajesticallyinhisrobeofpurple,spottedwithwine,precededbybuffoonswrestlingandexecutingmilitarydances;surroundedbyhismacebearers,hispickpocketsandclerksofthechamberofaccounts。Lastofallcamethecorporationoflawclerks,withitsmaypolescrownedwithflowers,itsblackrobes,itsmusicworthyoftheorgy,anditslargecandlesofyellowwax。Inthecentreofthiscrowd,thegrandofficersoftheBrotherhoodofFoolsboreontheirshouldersalittermoreloadeddownwithcandlesthanthereliquaryofSainte-Genevièveintimeofpest;andonthislittershoneresplendent,withcrosier,cope,andmitre,thenewPopeoftheFools,thebellringerofNotre-Dame,Quasimodothehunchback。 Eachsectionofthisgrotesqueprocessionhaditsownmusic。 TheEgyptiansmadetheirdrumsandAfricantambourinesresound。Theslangmen,notaverymusicalrace,stillclungtothegoat’shorntrumpetandtheGothicrubebbeofthetwelfthcentury。TheEmpireofGalileewasnotmuchmoreadvanced;amongitsmusiconecouldhardlydistinguishsomemiserablerebec,fromtheinfancyoftheart,stillimprisonedinthe~re-la-mi~。ButitwasaroundthePopeoftheFoolsthatallthemusicalrichesoftheepochweredisplayedinamagnificentdiscord。Itwasnothingbutsopranorebecs,counter-tenorrebecs,andtenorrebecs,nottoreckontheflutesandbrassinstruments。Alas!ourreaderswillrememberthatthiswasGringoire’sorchestra。 ItisdifficulttoconveyanideaofthedegreeofproudandblissfulexpansiontowhichthesadandhideousvisageofQuasimodohadattainedduringthetransitfromthePalaisdeJustice,tothePlacedeGrève。Itwasthefirstenjoymentofself-lovethathehadeverexperienced。Downtothatday,hehadknownonlyhumiliation,disdainforhiscondition,disgustforhisperson。Hence,deafthoughhewas,heenjoyed,likeaveritablepope,theacclamationsofthatthrong,whichhehatedbecausehefeltthathewashatedbyit。Whatmattereditthathispeopleconsistedofapackoffools,cripples,thieves,andbeggars?itwasstillapeopleandhewasitssovereign。Andheacceptedseriouslyallthisironicalapplause,allthisderisiverespect,withwhichthecrowdmingled,itmustbeadmitted,agooddealofveryrealfear。Forthehunchbackwasrobust;forthebandy-leggedfellowwasagile; forthedeafmanwasmalicious:threequalitieswhichtemperridicule。 Wearefarfrombelieving,however,thatthenewPopeoftheFoolsunderstoodboththesentimentswhichhefeltandthesentimentswhichheinspired。Thespiritwhichwaslodgedinthisfailureofabodyhad,necessarily,somethingincompleteanddeafaboutit。Thus,whathefeltatthemomentwastohim,absolutelyvague,indistinct,andconfused。 Onlyjoymadeitselffelt,onlypridedominated。Aroundthatsombreandunhappyface,therehungaradiance。 Itwas,then,notwithoutsurpriseandalarm,thatattheverymomentwhenQuasimodowaspassingthePillarHouse,inthatsemi-intoxicatedstate,amanwasseentodartfromthecrowd,andtotearfromhishands,withagestureofanger,hiscrosierofgildedwood,theemblemofhismockpopeship。 Thisman,thisrashindividual,wasthemanwiththebaldbrow,who,amomentearlier,standingwiththegypsy’sgrouphadchilledthepoorgirlwithhiswordsofmenaceandofhatred。Hewasdressedinaneccleslasticalcostume。Atthemomentwhenhestoodforthfromthecrowd,Gringoire,whohadnotnoticedhimuptothattime,recognizedhim: \"Hold!\"hesaid,withanexclamationofastonishment。 \"Eh!’tismymasterinHermes,DomClaudeFrollo,thearchdeacon!Whatthedevildoeshewantofthatoldone- eyedfellow?He’llgethimselfdevoured!\" Acryofterrorarose,infact。TheformidableQuasimodohadhurledhimselffromthelitter,andthewomenturnedasidetheireyesinordernottoseehimtearthearchdeaconasunder。 Hemadeoneboundasfarasthepriest,lookedathim,andfelluponhisknees。 Thepriesttoreoffhistiara,brokehiscrozier,andrenthistinselcope。 Quasimodoremainedonhisknees,withheadbentandhandsclasped。Thentherewasestablishedbetweenthemastrangedialogueofsignsandgestures,forneitherofthemspoke。 Thepriest,erectonhisfeet,irritated,threatening,imperious; Quasimodo,prostrate,humble,suppliant。And,nevertheless,itiscertainthatQuasimodocouldhavecrushedthepriestwithhisthumb。 Atlengththearchdeacon,givingQuasimodo’spowerfulshoulderaroughshake,madehimasigntoriseandfollowhim。 Quasimodorose。 ThentheBrotherhoodofFools,theirfirststuporhavingpassedoff,wishedtodefendtheirpope,soabruptlydethroned。 TheEgyptians,themenofslang,andallthefraternityoflawclerks,gatheredhowlingroundthepriest。 Quasimodoplacedhimselfinfrontofthepriest,setinplaythemusclesofhisathleticfists,andglaredupontheassailantswiththesnarlofanangrytiger。 Thepriestresumedhissombregravity,madeasigntoQuasimodo,andretiredinsilence。 Quasimodowalkedinfrontofhim,scatteringthecrowdashepassed。 WhentheyhadtraversedthepopulaceandthePlace,thecloudofcuriousandidleweremindedtofollowthem。Quasimodothenconstitutedhimselftherearguard,andfollowedthearchdeacon,walkingbackwards,squat,surly,monstrous,bristling,gatheringuphislimbs,lickinghisboar’stusks,growlinglikeawildbeast,andimpartingtothecrowdimmensevibrations,withalookoragesture。 Bothwereallowedtoplungeintoadarkandnarrowstreet,wherenoonedaredtoventureafterthem;sothoroughlydidthemerechimeraofQuasimodognashinghisteethbartheentrance。 \"Here’samarvellousthing,\"saidGringoire;\"butwherethedeuceshallIfindsomesupper?\" CHAPTERIV。 THEINCONVENIENCESOFFOLLOWINGAPRETTYWOMAN THROUGHTHESTREETSINTHEEVENING。 Gringoiresetouttofollowthegypsyatallhazards。Hehadseenher,accompaniedbyhergoat,taketotheRuedelaCoutellerie;hetooktheRuedelaCoutellerie。 \"Whynot?\"hesaidtohimself。 Gringoire,apracticalphilosopherofthestreetsofParis,hadnoticedthatnothingismorepropitioustoreverythanfollowingaprettywomanwithoutknowingwhithersheisgoing。Therewasinthisvoluntaryabdicationofhisfreewill,inthisfancysubmittingitselftoanotherfancy,whichsuspectsitnot,amixtureoffantasticindependenceandblindobedience,somethingindescribable,intermediatebetweenslaveryandliberty,whichpleasedGringoire,——aspiritessentiallycompound,undecided,andcomplex,holdingtheextremitiesofallextremes,incessantlysuspendedbetweenallhumanpropensities,andneutralizingonebytheother。HewasfondofcomparinghimselftoMahomet’scoffin,attractedintwodifferentdirectionsbytwoloadstones,andhesitatingeternallybetweentheheightsandthedepths,betweenthevaultandthepavement,betweenfallandascent,betweenzenithandnadir。 IfGringoirehadlivedinourday,whatafinemiddlecoursehewouldholdbetweenclassicismandromanticism! Buthewasnotsufficientlyprimitivetolivethreehundredyears,and’tisapity。Hisabsenceisavoidwhichisbuttoosensiblyfeltto-day。 Moreover,forthepurposeofthusfollowingpassers-by(andespeciallyfemalepassers-by)inthestreets,whichGringoirewasfondofdoing,thereisnobetterdispositionthanignoranceofwhereoneisgoingtosleep。 Sohewalkedalong,verythoughtfully,behindtheyounggirl,whohastenedherpaceandmadehergoattrotasshesawthebourgeoisreturninghomeandthetaverns——theonlyshopswhichhadbeenopenthatday——closing。 \"Afterall,\"hehalfthoughttohimself,\"shemustlodgesomewhere;gypsieshavekindlyhearts。Whoknows?——\" Andinthepointsofsuspensewhichheplacedafterthisreticenceinhismind,therelayIknownotwhatflatteringideas。 Meanwhile,fromtimetotime,ashepassedthelastgroupsofbourgeoisclosingtheirdoors,hecaughtsomescrapsoftheirconversation,whichbrokethethreadofhispleasanthypotheses。 Nowitwastwooldmenaccostingeachother。 \"Doyouknowthatitiscold,MasterThibautFernicle?\" (Gringoirehadbeenawareofthissincethebeginningofthewinter。) \"Yes,indeed,MasterBonifaceDisome!Arewegoingtohaveawintersuchaswehadthreeyearsago,in’80,whenwoodcosteightsousthemeasure?\" \"Bah!that’snothing,MasterThibaut,comparedwiththewinterof1407,whenitfrozefromSt。Martin’sDayuntilCandlemas!andsocoldthatthepenoftheregistraroftheparliamentfrozeeverythreewords,intheGrandChamber! whichinterruptedtheregistrationofjustice。\" Furtheronthereweretwofemaleneighborsattheirwindows,holdingcandles,whichthefogcausedtosputter。 \"Hasyourhusbandtoldyouaboutthemishap,MademoisellelaBoudraque?\" \"No。Whatisit,MademoiselleTurquant?\" \"ThehorseofM。GillesGodin,thenotaryattheChatelet,tookfrightattheFlemingsandtheirprocession,andoverturnedMasterPhilippeAvrillot,laymonkoftheCélestins。\" \"Really?\" \"Actually。\" \"Abourgeoishorse!’tisrathertoomuch!Ifithadbeenacavalryhorse,wellandgood!\" Andthewindowswereclosed。ButGringoirehadlostthethreadofhisideas,nevertheless。 Fortunately,hespeedilyfounditagain,andheknottedittogetherwithoutdifficulty,thankstothegypsy,thankstoDjali,whostillwalkedinfrontofhim;twofine,delicate,andcharmingcreatures,whosetinyfeet,beautifulforms,andgracefulmannershewasengagedinadmiring,almostconfusingtheminhiscontemplation;believingthemtobebothyounggirls,fromtheirintelligenceandgoodfriendship;regardingthembothasgoats,——sofarasthelightness,agility,anddexterityoftheirwalkwereconcerned。 Butthestreetswerebecomingblackerandmoredesertedeverymoment。Thecurfewhadsoundedlongago,anditwasonlyatrareintervalsnowthattheyencounteredapasser-byinthestreet,oralightinthewindows。Gringoirehadbecomeinvolved,inhispursuitofthegypsy,inthatinextricablelabyrinthofalleys,squares,andclosedcourtswhichsurroundtheancientsepulchreoftheSaints-Innocents,andwhichresemblesaballofthreadtangledbyacat。\"Herearestreetswhichpossessbutlittlelogic!\"saidGringoire,lostinthethousandsofcircuitswhichreturneduponthemselvesincessantly,butwheretheyounggirlpursuedaroadwhichseemedfamiliartoher,withouthesitationandwithastepwhichbecameevermorerapid。Asforhim,hewouldhavebeenutterlyignorantofhissituationhadhenotespied,inpassing,attheturnofastreet,theoctagonalmassofthepilloryofthefishmarkets,theopen-worksummitofwhichthrewitsblack,frettedoutlinesclearlyuponawindowwhichwasstilllightedintheRueVerdelet。 Theyounggirl’sattentionhadbeenattractedtohimforthelastfewmoments;shehadrepeatedlyturnedherheadtowardshimwithuneasiness;shehadevenoncecometoastandstill,andtakingadvantageofarayoflightwhichescapedfromahalf-openbakerytosurveyhimintently,fromheadtofoot,then,havingcastthisglance,Gringoirehadseenhermakethatlittlepoutwhichhehadalreadynoticed,afterwhichshepassedon。 ThislittlepouthadfurnishedGringoirewithfoodforthought。Therewascertainlybothdisdainandmockeryinthatgracefulgrimace。Sohedroppedhishead,begantocountthepaving-stones,andtofollowtheyounggirlatalittlegreaterdistance,when,attheturnofastreet,whichhadcausedhimtolosesightofher,heheardherutterapiercingcry。 Hehastenedhissteps。 Thestreetwasfullofshadows。Nevertheless,atwistoftowsoakedinoil,whichburnedinacageatthefeetoftheHolyVirginatthestreetcorner,permittedGringoiretomakeoutthegypsystrugglinginthearmsoftwomen,whowereendeavoringtostiflehercries。Thepoorlittlegoat,ingreatalarm,loweredhishornsandbleated。 \"Help!gentlemenofthewatch!\"shoutedGringoire,andadvancedbravely。Oneofthemenwhoheldtheyounggirlturnedtowardshim。ItwastheformidablevisageofQuasimodo。 Gringoiredidnottaketoflight,butneitherdidheadvanceanotherstep。 Quasimodocameuptohim,tossedhimfourpacesawayonthepavementwithabackwardturnofthehand,andplungedrapidlyintothegloom,bearingtheyounggirlfoldedacrossonearmlikeasilkenscarf。Hiscompanionfollowedhim,andthepoorgoatranafterthemall,bleatingplaintively。 \"Murder!murder!\"shriekedtheunhappygypsy。 \"Halt,rascals,andyieldmethatwench!\"suddenlyshoutedinavoiceofthunder,acavalierwhoappearedsuddenlyfromaneighboringsquare。 Itwasacaptainoftheking’sarchers,armedfromheadtofoot,withhisswordinhishand。 HetorethegypsyfromthearmsofthedazedQuasimodo,threwheracrosshissaddle,andatthemomentwhentheterriblehunchback,recoveringfromhissurprise,rusheduponhimtoregainhisprey,fifteenorsixteenarchers,whofollowedtheircaptainclosely,madetheirappearance,withtheirtwo-edgedswordsintheirfists。Itwasasquadoftheking’spolice,whichwasmakingtherounds,byorderofMessireRobertd’Estouteville,guardoftheprovostshipofParis。 Quasimodowassurrounded,seized,garroted;heroared,hefoamedatthemouth,hebit;andhaditbeenbroaddaylight,thereisnodoubtthathisfacealone,renderedmorehideousbywrath,wouldhaveputtheentiresquadtoflight。Butbynighthewasdeprivedofhismostformidableweapon,hisugliness。 Hiscompanionhaddisappearedduringthestruggle。 Thegypsygracefullyraisedherselfuprightupontheofficer’ssaddle,placedbothhandsupontheyoungman’sshoulders,andgazedfixedlyathimforseveralseconds,asthoughenchantedwithhisgoodlooksandwiththeaidwhichhehadjustrenderedher。Thenbreakingsilencefirst,shesaidtohim,makinghersweetvoicestillsweeterthanusual,—— \"Whatisyourname,monsieurlegendarme?\" \"CaptainPhoebusdeChateaupers,atyourservice,mybeauty!\" repliedtheofficer,drawinghimselfup。 \"Thanks,\"saidshe。 AndwhileCaptainPhoebuswasturninguphismoustacheinBurgundianfashion,sheslippedfromthehorse,likeanarrowfallingtoearth,andfled。 Aflashoflightningwouldhavevanishedlessquickly。 \"NombrillofthePope!\"saidthecaptain,causingQuasimodo’sstrapstobedrawntighter,\"Ishouldhavepreferredtokeepthewench。\" \"Whatwouldyouhave,captain?\"saidonegendarme。\"Thewarblerhasfled,andthebatremains。\" CHAPTERV。 RESULTOFTHEDANGERS。 Gringoire,thoroughlystunnedbyhisfall,remainedonthepavementinfrontoftheHolyVirginatthestreetcorner。 Littlebylittle,heregainedhissenses;atfirst,forseveralminutes,hewasfloatinginasortofhalf-somnolentrevery,whichwasnotwithoutitscharm,inwhichaerielfiguresofthegypsyandhergoatwerecoupledwithQuasimodo’sheavyfist。Thisstatelastedbutashorttime。Adecidedlyvividsensationofcoldinthepartofhisbodywhichwasincontactwiththepavement,suddenlyarousedhimandcausedhisspirittoreturntothesurface。 \"Whencecomesthischill?\"hesaidabruptly,tohimself。 Hethenperceivedthathewaslyinghalfinthemiddleofthegutter。 \"Thatdevilofahunchbackedcyclops!\"hemutteredbetweenhisteeth;andhetriedtorise。Buthewastoomuchdazedandbruised;hewasforcedtoremainwherehewas。 Moreover,hishandwastolerablyfree;hestoppeduphisnoseandresignedhimself。 \"ThemudofParis,\"hesaidtohimself——fordecidedlyhethoughtthathewassurethatthegutterwouldprovehisrefugeforthenight;andwhatcanonedoinarefuge,exceptdream?——\"themudofParisisparticularlystinking;itmustcontainagreatdealofvolatileandnitricsalts。That,moreover,istheopinionofMasterNicholasFlamel,andofthealchemists——\" Theword\"alchemists\"suddenlysuggestedtohismindtheideaofArchdeaconClaudeFrollo。Herecalledtheviolentscenewhichhehadjustwitnessedinpart;thatthegypsywasstrugglingwithtwomen,thatQuasimodohadacompanion; andthemoroseandhaughtyfaceofthearchdeaconpassedconfusedlythroughhismemory。\"Thatwouldbestrange!\" hesaidtohimself。Andonthatfactandthatbasishebegantoconstructafantasticedificeofhypothesis,thatcard-castleofphilosophers;then,suddenlyreturningoncemoretoreality,\"Come!I’mfreezing!\"heejaculated。 Theplacewas,infact,becominglessandlesstenable。 EachmoleculeofthegutterboreawayamoleculeofheatradiatingfromGringoire’sloins,andtheequilibriumbetweenthetemperatureofhisbodyandthetemperatureofthebrook,begantobeestablishedinroughfashion。 Quiteadifferentannoyancesuddenlyassailedhim。Agroupofchildren,thoselittlebare-footedsavageswhohavealwaysroamedthepavementsofParisundertheeternalnameof~gamins~,andwho,whenwewerealsochildrenourselves,threwstonesatallofusintheafternoon,whenwecameoutofschool,becauseourtrouserswerenottorn——aswarmoftheseyoungscampsrushedtowardsthesquarewhereGringoirelay,withshoutsandlaughterwhichseemedtopaybutlittleheedtothesleepoftheneighbors。Theyweredraggingafterthemsomesortofhideoussack;andthenoiseoftheirwoodenshoesalonewouldhaverousedthedead。Gringoirewhowasnotquitedeadyet,halfraisedhimself。 \"Ohé,HennequinDandéche!Ohè,JehanPincebourde!\" theyshoutedindeafeningtones,\"oldEustacheMoubon,themerchantatthecorner,hasjustdied。We’vegothisstrawpallet,we’regoingtohaveabonfireoutofit。It’stheturnoftheFlemishto-day!\" Andbehold,theyflungthepalletdirectlyuponGringoire,besidewhomtheyhadarrived,withoutespyinghim。Atthesametime,oneofthemtookahandfulofstrawandsetofftolightitatthewickofthegoodVirgin。 \"S’death!\"growledGringoire,\"amIgoingtobetoowarmnow?\" Itwasacriticalmoment。Hewascaughtbetweenfireandwater;hemadeasuperhumaneffort,theeffortofacounterfeiterofmoneywhoisonthepointofbeingboiled,andwhoseekstoescape。Herosetohisfeet,flungasidethestrawpalletuponthestreeturchins,andfled。 \"HolyVirgin!\"shriekedthechildren;\"’tisthemerchant’sghost!\" Andtheyfledintheirturn。 Thestrawmattressremainedmasterofthefield。Belleforet,FatherLeJuge,andCorrozetaffirmthatitwaspickeduponthemorrow,withgreatpomp,bytheclergyofthequarter,andbornetothetreasuryofthechurchofSaintOpportune,wherethesacristan,evenaslateas1789,earnedatolerablyhandsomerevenueoutofthegreatmiracleoftheStatueoftheVirginatthecorneroftheRueMauconseil,whichhad,byitsmerepresence,onthememorablenightbetweenthesixthandseventhofJanuary,1482,exorcisedthedefunctEustacheMoubon,who,inordertoplayatrickonthedevil,hadathisdeathmaliciouslyconcealedhissoulinhisstrawpallet。 CHAPTERVI。 THEBROKENJUG。 Afterhavingrunforsometimeatthetopofhisspeed,withoutknowingwhither,knockinghisheadagainstmanyastreetcorner,leapingmanyagutter,traversingmanyanalley,manyacourt,manyasquare,seekingflightandpassagethroughallthemeanderingsoftheancientpassagesoftheHalles,exploringinhispanicterrorwhatthefineLatinofthemapscalls~totavia,cheminumetviaria~,ourpoetsuddenlyhaltedforlackofbreathinthefirstplace,andinthesecond,becausehehadbeencollared,afterafashion,byadilemmawhichhadjustoccurredtohismind。\"Itstrikesme,MasterPierreGringoire,\"hesaidtohimself,placinghisfingertohisbrow,\"thatyouarerunninglikeamadman。Thelittlescampsarenolessafraidofyouthanyouareofthem。Itstrikesme,Isay,thatyouheardtheclatteroftheirwoodenshoesfleeingsouthward,whileyouwerefleeingnorthward。Now,oneoftwothings,eithertheyhavetakenflight,andthepallet,whichtheymusthaveforgottenintheirterror,ispreciselythathospitablebedinsearchofwhichyouhavebeenrunningeversincemorning,andwhichmadametheVirginmiraculouslysendsyou,inordertorecompenseyouforhavingmadeamoralityinherhonor,accompaniedbytriumphsandmummeries;orthechildrenhavenottakenflight,andinthatcasetheyhaveputthebrandtothepallet,andthatispreciselythegoodfirewhichyouneedtocheer,dry,andwarmyou。Ineithercase,goodfireorgoodbed,thatstrawpalletisagiftfromheaven。TheblessedVirginMariewhostandsatthecorneroftheRueMauconseil,couldonlyhavemadeEustacheMoubondieforthatexpresspurpose;anditisfollyonyourparttofleethuszigzag,likeaPicardbeforeaFrenchman,leavingbehindyouwhatyouseekbeforeyou; andyouareafool!\" Thenheretracedhissteps,andfeelinghiswayandsearching,withhisnosetothewindandhisearsonthealert,hetriedtofindtheblessedpalletagain,butinvain。Therewasnothingtobefoundbutintersectionsofhouses,closedcourts,andcrossingsofstreets,inthemidstofwhichhehesitatedanddoubtedincessantly,beingmoreperplexedandentangledinthismedleyofstreetsthanhewouldhavebeeneveninthelabyrinthoftheH?teldesTournelles。Atlengthhelostpatience,andexclaimedsolemnly:\"Cursedbecrossroads! ’tisthedevilwhohasmadethemintheshapeofhispitchfork!\" Thisexclamationaffordedhimalittlesolace,andasortofreddishreflectionwhichhecaughtsightofatthatmoment,attheextremityofalongandnarrowlane,completedtheelevationofhismoraltone。\"Godbepraised!\"saidhe,\"Thereitisyonder!Thereismypalletburning。\"Andcomparinghimselftothepilotwhosuffersshipwreckbynight,\"~Salve~,\" headdedpiously,\"~salve,marisstella~!\" DidheaddressthisfragmentoflitanytotheHolyVirgin,ortothepallet?Weareutterlyunabletosay。 Hehadtakenbutafewstepsinthelongstreet,whichslopeddownwards,wasunpaved,andmoreandmoremuddyandsteep,whenhenoticedaverysingularthing。Itwasnotdeserted;hereandtherealongitsextentcrawledcertainvagueandformlessmasses,alldirectingtheircoursetowardsthelightwhichflickeredattheendofthestreet,likethoseheavyinsectswhichdragalongbynight,frombladetobladeofgrass,towardstheshepherd’sfire。 Nothingrendersonesoadventurousasnotbeingabletofeeltheplacewhereone’spocketissituated。Gringoirecontinuedtoadvance,andhadsoonjoinedthatoneoftheformswhichdraggedalongmostindolently,behindtheothers。Ondrawingnear,heperceivedthatitwasnothingelsethanawretchedleglesscrippleinabowl,whowashoppingalongonhistwohandslikeawoundedfield-spiderwhichhasbuttwolegsleft。Atthemomentwhenhepassedclosetothisspeciesofspiderwithahumancountenance,itraisedtowardshimalamentablevoice:\"~Labuonamancia,signor!labuonamancia~!\"* *Alms。 \"Deucetakeyou,\"saidGringoire,\"andmewithyou,ifI knowwhatyoumean!\" Andhepassedon。 Heovertookanotheroftheseitinerantmasses,andexaminedit。Itwasanimpotentman,bothhaltandcrippled,andhaltandcrippledtosuchadegreethatthecomplicatedsystemofcrutchesandwoodenlegswhichsustainedhim,gavehimtheairofamason’sscaffoldingonthemarch。Gringoire,wholikednobleandclassicalcomparisons,comparedhiminthoughttothelivingtripodofVulcan。 Thislivingtripodsalutedhimashepassed,butstoppinghishatonalevelwithGringoire’schin,likeashavingdish,whileheshoutedinthelatter’sears:\"~Senorcabellero,paracomprarunpedasodepan~!\"* *Givemethemeanstobuyabitofbread,sir。 \"Itappears,\"saidGringoire,\"thatthisonecanalsotalk; but’tisarudelanguage,andheismorefortunatethanIifheunderstandsit。\"Then,smitinghisbrow,inasuddentransitionofideas:\"Bytheway,whatthedeucedidtheymeanthismorningwiththeirEsmeralda?\" Hewasmindedtoaugmenthispace,butforthethirdtimesomethingbarredhisway。Thissomethingor,rather,someonewasablindman,alittleblindfellowwithabearded,Jewishface,who,rowingawayinthespaceabouthimwithastick,andtowedbyalargedog,dronedthroughhisnosewithaHungarianaccent:\"~Facitotecaritatem~!\" \"Well,now,\"saidGringoire,\"here’soneatlastwhospeaksaChristiantongue。Imusthaveaverycharitableaspect,sincetheyaskalmsofmeinthepresentleanconditionofmypurse。Myfriend,\"andheturnedtowardstheblindman,\"Isoldmylastshirtlastweek;thatistosay,sinceyouunderstandonlythelanguageofCicero:~Vendidihebdomadenupertransitameamultimamchemisan~。\" Thatsaid,heturnedhisbackupontheblindman,andpursuedhisway。Buttheblindmanbegantoincreasehisstrideatthesametime;and,behold!thecrippleandtheleglessman,inhisbowl,cameupontheirsideingreathaste,andwithgreatclamorofbowlandcrutches,uponthepavement。 Thenallthree,jostlingeachotheratpoorGringoire’sheels,begantosingtheirsongtohim,—— \"~Caritatem~!\"chantedtheblindman。 \"~Labuonamancia~!\"chantedthecrippleinthebowl。 Andthelamemantookupthemusicalphrasebyrepeating: \"~Unpedasodepan~!\" Gringoirestoppeduphisears。\"Oh,towerofBabel!\"heexclaimed。 Hesetouttorun。Theblindmanran!Thelamemanran!Thecrippleinthebowlran! Andthen,inproportionasheplungeddeeperintothestreet,cripplesinbowls,blindmenandlamemen,swarmedabouthim,andmenwithonearm,andwithoneeye,andtheleprouswiththeirsores,someemergingfromlittlestreetsadjacent,somefromtheair-holesofcellars,howling,bellowing,yelping,alllimpingandhalting,allflingingthemselvestowardsthelight,andhumpedupinthemire,likesnailsafterashower。 Gringoire,stillfollowedbyhisthreepersecutors,andnotknowingverywellwhatwastobecomeofhim,marchedalonginterroramongthem,turningoutforthelame,steppingoverthecripplesinbowls,withhisfeetimbeddedinthatant-hilloflamemen,liketheEnglishcaptainwhogotcaughtinthequicksandofaswarmofcrabs。 Theideaoccurredtohimofmakinganefforttoretracehissteps。Butitwastoolate。Thiswholelegionhadclosedinbehindhim,andhisthreebeggarsheldhimfast。Soheproceeded,impelledbothbythisirresistibleflood,byfear,andbyavertigowhichconvertedallthisintoasortofhorribledream。 Atlasthereachedtheendofthestreet。Itopeneduponanimmenseplace,whereathousandscatteredlightsflickeredintheconfusedmistsofnight。Gringoireflewthither,hopingtoescape,bytheswiftnessofhislegs,fromthethreeinfirmspectreswhohadclutchedhim。 \"~Ondevas,hombre~?\"(Whereareyougoing,myman?) criedthecripple,flingingawayhiscrutches,andrunningafterhimwiththebestlegsthatevertracedageometricalstepuponthepavementsofParis。 Inthemeantimetheleglessman,erectuponhisfeet,crownedGringoirewithhisheavyironbowl,andtheblindmanglaredinhisfacewithflamingeyes! \"WhereamI?\"saidtheterrifiedpoet。 \"IntheCourtofMiracles,\"repliedafourthspectre,whohadaccostedthem。 \"Uponmysoul,\"resumedGringoire,\"Icertainlydobeholdtheblindwhosee,andthelamewhowalk,butwhereistheSaviour?\" Theyrepliedbyaburstofsinisterlaughter。 Thepoorpoetcasthiseyesabouthim。Itwas,intruth,thatredoubtableCourdesMiracles,whitheranhonestmanhadneverpenetratedatsuchanhour;themagiccirclewheretheofficersoftheChateletandthesergeantsoftheprovostship,whoventuredthither,disappearedinmorsels;acityofthieves,ahideouswartonthefaceofParis;asewer,fromwhichescapedeverymorning,andwhitherreturnedeverynighttocrouch,thatstreamofvices,ofmendicancyandvagabondagewhichalwaysoverflowsinthestreetsofcapitals; amonstroushive,towhichreturnedatnightfall,withtheirbooty,allthedronesofthesocialorder;alyinghospitalwherethebohemian,thedisfrockedmonk,theruinedscholar,thene’er-do-wellsofallnations,Spaniards,Italians,Germans,——ofallreligions,Jews,Christians,Mahometans,idolaters,coveredwithpaintedsores,beggarsbyday,weretransformedbynightintobrigands;animmensedressing-room,inaword,where,atthatepoch,theactorsofthateternalcomedy,whichtheft,prostitution,andmurderplayuponthepavementsofParis,dressedandundressed。 Itwasavastplace,irregularandbadlypaved,likeallthesquaresofParisatthatdate。Fires,aroundwhichswarmedstrangegroups,blazedhereandthere。Everyonewasgoing,coming,andshouting。Shrilllaughterwastobeheard,thewailingofchildren,thevoicesofwomen。Thehandsandheadsofthisthrong,blackagainsttheluminousbackground,outlinedagainstitathousandeccentricgestures。Attimes,upontheground,wheretrembledthelightofthefires,mingledwithlarge,indefiniteshadows,onecouldbeholdadogpassing,whichresembledaman,amanwhoresembledadog。 Thelimitsofracesandspeciesseemedeffacedinthiscity,asinapandemonium。Men,women,beasts,age,sex,health,maladies,allseemedtobeincommonamongthesepeople; allwenttogether,theymingled,confounded,superposed; eachonethereparticipatedinall。 ThepoorandflickeringflamesofthefirepermittedGringoiretodistinguish,amidhistrouble,allaroundtheimmenseplace,ahideousframeofancienthouses,whosewormeaten,shrivelled,stuntedfa?ades,eachpiercedwithoneortwolightedatticwindows,seemedtohim,inthedarkness,likeenormousheadsofoldwomen,rangedinacircle,monstrousandcrabbed,winkingastheylookedonattheWitches’Sabbath。 Itwaslikeanewworld,unknown,unheardof,misshapen,creeping,swarming,fantastic。 Gringoire,moreandmoreterrified,clutchedbythethreebeggarsasbythreepairsoftongs,dazedbyathrongofotherfaceswhichfrothedandyelpedaroundhim,unhappyGringoireendeavoredtosummonhispresenceofmind,inordertorecallwhetheritwasaSaturday。Buthiseffortswerevain;thethreadofhismemoryandofhisthoughtwasbroken;and,doubtingeverything,waveringbetweenwhathesawandwhathefelt,heputtohimselfthisunanswerablequestion,—— \"IfIexist,doesthisexist?ifthisexists,doIexist?\" Atthatmoment,adistinctcryaroseinthebuzzingthrongwhichsurroundedhim,\"Let’stakehimtotheking!let’stakehimtotheking!\" \"HolyVirgin!\"murmuredGringoire,\"thekingheremustbearam。\" \"Totheking!totheking!\"repeatedallvoices。 Theydraggedhimoff。Eachviedwiththeotherinlayinghisclawsuponhim。Butthethreebeggarsdidnotloosetheirholdandtorehimfromtherest,howling,\"Hebelongstous!\" Thepoet’salreadysicklydoubletyieldeditslastsighinthisstruggle。 Whiletraversingthehorribleplace,hisvertigovanished。 Aftertakingafewsteps,thesentimentofrealityreturnedtohim。Hebegantobecomeaccustomedtotheatmosphereoftheplace。Atthefirstmomenttherehadarisenfromhispoet’shead,or,simplyandprosaically,fromhisemptystomach,amist,avapor,sotospeak,which,spreadingbetweenobjectsandhimself,permittedhimtocatchaglimpseofthemonlyintheincoherentfogofnightmare,——inthoseshadowsofdreamswhichdistorteveryoutline,agglomeratingobjectsintounwieldygroups,dilatingthingsintochimeras,andmenintophantoms。Littlebylittle,thishallucinationwassucceededbyalessbewilderedandexaggeratingview。 Realitymadeitswaytothelightaroundhim,struckhiseyes,struckhisfeet,anddemolished,bitbybit,allthatfrightfulpoetrywithwhichhehad,atfirst,believedhimselftobesurrounded。HewasforcedtoperceivethathewasnotwalkingintheStyx,butinmud,thathewaselbowednotbydemons,butbythieves;thatitwasnothissoulwhichwasinquestion,buthislife(sincehelackedthatpreciousconciliator,whichplacesitselfsoeffectuallybetweenthebanditandthehonestman——apurse)。Inshort,onexaminingtheorgymoreclosely,andwithmorecoolness,hefellfromthewitches’sabbathtothedram-shop。 TheCourdesMiracleswas,infact,merelyadram-shop; butabrigand’sdram-shop,reddenedquiteasmuchwithbloodaswithwine。 Thespectaclewhichpresenteditselftohiseyes,whenhisraggedescortfinallydepositedhimattheendofhistrip,wasnotfittedtobearhimbacktopoetry,eventothepoetryofhell。Itwasmorethanevertheprosaicandbrutalrealityofthetavern。Werewenotinthefifteenthcentury,wewouldsaythatGringoirehaddescendedfromMichaelAngelotoCallot。 Aroundagreatfirewhichburnedonalarge,circularflagstone,theflamesofwhichhadheatedred-hotthelegsofatripod,whichwasemptyforthemoment,somewormeatentableswereplaced,hereandthere,haphazard,nolackeyofageometricalturnhavingdeignedtoadjusttheirparallelism,ortoseetoitthattheydidnotmaketoounusualangles。 Uponthesetablesgleamedseveraldrippingpotsofwineandbeer,androundthesepotsweregroupedmanybacchicvisages,purplewiththefireandthewine。Therewasamanwithahugebellyandajovialface,noisilykissingawomanofthetown,thicksetandbrawny。Therewasasortofshamsoldier,a\"naquois,\"astheslangexpressionruns,whowaswhistlingasheundidthebandagesfromhisfictitiouswound,andremovingthenumbnessfromhissoundandvigorousknee,whichhadbeenswathedsincemorninginathousandligatures。Ontheotherhand,therewasawretchedfellow,preparingwithcelandineandbeef’sblood,his\"legofGod,\" forthenextday。Twotablesfurtheron,apalmer,withhispilgrim’scostumecomplete,waspractisingthelamentoftheHolyQueen,notforgettingthedroneandthenasaldrawl。 Furtheron,ayoungscampwastakingalessoninepilepsyfromanoldpretender,whowasinstructinghimintheartoffoamingatthemouth,bychewingamorselofsoap。Besidehim,amanwiththedropsywasgettingridofhisswelling,andmakingfourorfivefemalethieves,whoweredisputingatthesametable,overachildwhohadbeenstolenthatevening,holdtheirnoses。Allcircumstanceswhich,twocenturieslater,\"seemedsoridiculoustothecourt,\"asSauvalsays,\"thattheyservedasapastimetotheking,andasanintroductiontotheroyalballetofNight,dividedintofourpartsanddancedonthetheatreofthePetit-Bourbon。\"\"Never,\" addsaneyewitnessof1653,\"havethesuddenmetamorphosesoftheCourtofMiraclesbeenmorehappilypresented。 Benseradepreparedusforitbysomeverygallantverses。\" Loudlaughtereverywhere,andobscenesongs。Eachoneheldhisowncourse,carpingandswearing,withoutlisteningtohisneighbor。Potsclinked,andquarrelssprangupattheshockofthepots,andthebrokenpotsmaderentsintherags。 Abigdog,seatedonhistail,gazedatthefire。Somechildrenweremingledinthisorgy。Thestolenchildweptandcried。Another,abigboyfouryearsofage,seatedwithlegsdangling,uponabenchthatwastoohighforhim,beforeatablethatreachedtohischin,andutteringnotaword。A third,gravelyspreadingoutuponthetablewithhisfinger,themeltedtallowwhichdrippedfromacandle。Lastofall,alittlefellowcrouchinginthemud,almostlostinacauldron,whichhewasscrapingwithatile,andfromwhichhewasevokingasoundthatwouldhavemadeStradivariusswoon。 Nearthefirewasahogshead,andonthehogsheadabeggar。 Thiswasthekingonhisthrone。 ThethreewhohadGringoireintheirclutchesledhiminfrontofthishogshead,andtheentirebacchanalroutfellsilentforamoment,withtheexceptionofthecauldroninhabitedbythechild。 Gringoiredaredneitherbreathenorraisehiseyes。 \"~Hombre,quitatusombrero~!\"saidoneofthethreeknaves,inwhosegrasphewas,and,beforehehadcomprehendedthemeaning,theotherhadsnatchedhishat——awretchedheadgear,itistrue,butstillgoodonasunnydayorwhentherewasbutlittlerain。Gringoiresighed。 Meanwhilethekingaddressedhim,fromthesummitofhiscask,—— \"Whoisthisrogue?\" Gringoireshuddered。Thatvoice,althoughaccentuatedbymenace,recalledtohimanothervoice,which,thatverymorning,haddealtthedeathblowtohismystery,bydrawling,nasally,inthemidstoftheaudience,\"Charity,please!\" Heraisedhishead。ItwasindeedClopinTrouillefou。 ClopinTrouillefou,arrayedinhisroyalinsignia,woreneitheroneragmorenoroneragless。Thesoreuponhisarmhadalreadydisappeared。Heheldinhishandoneofthosewhipsmadeofthongsofwhiteleather,whichpolicesergeantsthenusedtorepressthecrowd,andwhichwerecalled~boullayes~。Onhisheadheworeasortofheadgear,boundroundandclosedatthetop。Butitwasdifficulttomakeoutwhetheritwasachild’scaporaking’scrown,thetwothingsboresostrongaresemblancetoeachother。 MeanwhileGringoire,withoutknowingwhy,hadregainedsomehope,onrecognizingintheKingoftheCourdesMiracleshisaccursedmendicantoftheGrandHall。 \"Master,\"stammeredhe;\"monseigneur——sire——howoughtItoaddressyou?\"hesaidatlength,havingreachedtheculminatingpointofhiscrescendo,andknowingneitherhowtomounthigher,nortodescendagain。 \"Monseigneur,hismajesty,orcomrade,callmewhatyouplease。Butmakehaste。Whathaveyoutosayinyourowndefence?\" \"Inyourowndefence?\"thoughtGringoire,\"thatdispleasesme。\"Heresumed,stuttering,\"Iamhe,whothismorning——\" \"Bythedevil’sclaws!\"interruptedClopin,\"yourname,knave,andnothingmore。Listen。Youareinthepresenceofthreepowerfulsovereigns:myself,ClopinTrouillefou,KingofThunes,successortotheGrandCo?sre,supremesuzerainoftheRealmofArgot;MathiasHunyadiSpicali,DukeofEgyptandofBohemia,theoldyellowfellowwhomyouseeyonder,withadishcloutroundhishead;GuillaumeRousseau,EmperorofGalilee,thatfatfellowwhoisnotlisteningtousbutcaressingawench。Weareyourjudges。 YouhaveenteredtheKingdomofArgot,withoutbeingan~argotier~;youhaveviolatedtheprivilegesofourcity。Youmustbepunishedunlessyouarea~capon~,a~franc-mitou~ora~rifodé~;thatistosay,intheslangofhonestfolks,——athief,abeggar,oravagabond。Areyouanythingofthatsort? Justifyyourself;announceyourtitles。\" \"Alas!\"saidGringoire,\"Ihavenotthathonor。Iamtheauthor——\" \"Thatissufficient,\"resumedTrouillefou,withoutpermittinghimtofinish。\"Youaregoingtobehanged。’Tisaverysimplematter,gentlemenandhonestbourgeois!asyoutreatourpeopleinyourabode,sowetreatyouinours!Thelawwhichyouapplytovagabonds,vagabondsapplytoyou。 ’Tisyourfaultifitisharsh。Onereallymustbeholdthegrimaceofanhonestmanabovethehempencollarnowandthen;thatrendersthethinghonorable。Come,friend,divideyourragsgaylyamongthesedamsels。Iamgoingtohaveyouhangedtoamusethevagabonds,andyouaretogivethemyourpursetodrinkyourhealth。Ifyouhaveanymummerytogothroughwith,there’saverygoodGodtheFatherinthatmortaryonder,instone,whichwestolefromSaint-PierreauxBoeufs。Youhavefourminutesinwhichtoflingyoursoulathishead。\" Theharanguewasformidable。 \"Wellsaid,uponmysoul!ClopinTrouillefoupreachesliketheHolyFatherthePope!\"exclaimedtheEmperorofGalilee,smashinghispotinordertopropuphistable。 \"Messeigneurs,emperors,andkings,\"saidGringoirecoolly(forIknownothow,firmnesshadreturnedtohim,andhespokewithresolution),\"don’tthinkofsuchathing;mynameisPierreGringoire。IamthepoetwhosemoralitywaspresentedthismorninginthegrandhalloftheCourts。\" \"Ah!soitwasyou,master!\"saidClopin。\"Iwasthere,~xêteDieu~!Well!comrade,isthatanyreason,becauseyouboredustodeaththismorning,thatyoushouldnotbehungthisevening?\" \"Ishallfinddifficultyingettingoutofit,\"saidGringoiretohimself。Nevertheless,hemadeonemoreeffort:\"Idon’tseewhypoetsarenotclassedwithvagabonds,\"saidhe。 \"Vagabond,Aesopuscertainlywas;Homeruswasabeggar; Mercuriuswasathief——\" Clopininterruptedhim:\"Ibelievethatyouaretryingtoblarneyuswithyourjargon。Zounds!letyourselfbehung,anddon’tkickupsucharowoverit!\" \"Pardonme,monseigneur,theKingofThunes,\"repliedGringoire,disputingthegroundfootbyfoot。\"Itisworthtrouble——Onemoment!——Listentome——Youarenotgoingtocondemnmewithouthavingheardme\"—— Hisunluckyvoicewas,infact,drownedintheuproarwhichrosearoundhim。Thelittleboyscrapedawayathiscauldronwithmorespiritthanever;and,tocrownall,anoldwomanhadjustplacedonthetripodafrying-panofgrease,whichhissedawayonthefirewithanoisesimilartothecryofatroopofchildreninpursuitofamasker。 Inthemeantime,ClopinTrouillefouappearedtoholdamomentaryconferencewiththeDukeofEgypt,andtheEmperorofGalilee,whowascompletelydrunk。Thenheshoutedshrilly:\"Silence!\"and,asthecauldronandthefrying-pandidnotheedhim,andcontinuedtheirduet,hejumpeddownfromhishogshead,gaveakicktotheboiler,whichrolledtenpacesawaybearingthechildwithit,akicktothefrying-pan,whichupsetinthefirewithallitsgrease,andgravelyremountedhisthrone,withouttroublinghimselfaboutthestifledtearsofthechild,orthegrumblingoftheoldwoman,whosesupperwaswastingawayinafinewhiteflame。 Trouillefoumadeasign,andtheduke,theemperor,andthepassedmastersofpickpockets,andtheisolatedrobbers,cameandrangedthemselvesaroundhiminahorseshoe,ofwhichGringoire,stillroughlyheldbythebody,formedthecentre。Itwasasemicircleofrags,tatters,tinsel,pitchforks,axes,legsstaggeringwithintoxication,huge,barearms,facessordid,dull,andstupid。InthemidstofthisRoundTableofbeggary,ClopinTrouillefou,——asthedogeofthissenate,asthekingofthispeerage,asthepopeofthisconclave,—— dominated;firstbyvirtueoftheheightofhishogshead,andnextbyvirtueofanindescribable,haughty,fierce,andformidableair,whichcausedhiseyestoflash,andcorrectedinhissavageprofilethebestialtypeoftheraceofvagabonds。Onewouldhavepronouncedhimaboaramidaherdofswine。 \"Listen,\"saidhetoGringoire,fondlinghismisshapenchinwithhishornyhand;\"Idon’tseewhyyoushouldnotbehung。Itistruethatitappearstoberepugnanttoyou;anditisverynatural,foryoubourgeoisarenotaccustomedtoit。 Youformforyourselvesagreatideaofthething。Afterall,wedon’twishyouanyharm。Hereisameansofextricatingyourselffromyourpredicamentforthemoment。Willyoubecomeoneofus?\" ThereadercanjudgeoftheeffectwhichthispropositionproduceduponGringoire,whobeheldlifeslippingawayfromhim,andwhowasbeginningtolosehisholduponit。Heclutchedatitagainwithenergy。 \"CertainlyIwill,andrightheartily,\"saidhe。 \"Doyouconsent,\"resumedClopin,\"toenrollyourselfamongthepeopleoftheknife?\" \"Oftheknife,precisely,\"respondedGringoire。 \"Yourecognizeyourselfasamemberofthefreebourgeoisie?\"* addedtheKingofThunes。 *Ahigh-tonedsharper。 \"Ofthefreebourgeoisie。\" \"SubjectoftheKingdomofArgot?\" \"OftheKingdomofArgot*。\" *Thieves。 \"Avagabond?\" \"Avagabond。\" \"Inyoursoul?\" \"Inmysoul。\" \"Imustcallyourattentiontothefact,\"continuedtheking,\"thatyouwillbehungallthesame。\" \"Thedevil!\"saidthepoet。 \"Only,\"continuedClopinimperturbably,\"youwillbehunglateron,withmoreceremony,attheexpenseofthegoodcityofParis,onahandsomestonegibbet,andbyhonestmen。 Thatisaconsolation。\" \"Justso,\"respondedGringoire。 \"Thereareotheradvantages。Inyourqualityofahigh-tonedsharper,youwillnothavetopaythetaxesonmud,orthepoor,orlanterns,towhichthebourgeoisofParisaresubject。\" \"Sobeit,\"saidthepoet。\"Iagree。Iamavagabond,athief,asharper,amanoftheknife,anythingyouplease;andIamallthatalready,monsieur,KingofThunes,forIamaphilosopher;~etomniainphilosophia,omnesinphilosophocontinentur~,——allthingsarecontainedinphilosophy,allmeninthephilosopher,asyouknow。\" TheKingofThunesscowled。 \"Whatdoyoutakemefor,myfriend?WhatHungarianJewpatterareyoujabberingatus?Idon’tknowHebrew。 Oneisn’taJewbecauseoneisabandit。Idon’tevenstealanylonger。I’mabovethat;Ikill。Cut-throat,yes; cutpurse,no。\" Gringoiretriedtoslipinsomeexcusebetweenthesecurtwords,whichwrathrenderedmoreandmorejerky。 \"Iaskyourpardon,monseigneur。ItisnotHebrew;’tisLatin。\" \"Itellyou,\"resumedClopinangrily,\"thatI’mnotaJew,andthatI’llhaveyouhung,bellyofthesynagogue,likethatlittleshopkeeperofJudea,whoisbyyourside,andwhomI entertainstronghopesofseeingnailedtoacounteroneofthesedays,likethecounterfeitcointhatheis!\" Sosaying,hepointedhisfingeratthelittle,beardedHungarianJewwhohadaccostedGringoirewithhis~facitotecaritatem~,andwho,understandingnootherlanguagebeheldwithsurprisetheKingofThunes’sill-humoroverflowuponhim。 AtlengthMonsieurClopincalmeddown。 \"Soyouwillbeavagabond,youknave?\"hesaidtoourpoet。 \"Ofcourse,\"repliedthepoet。 \"Willingisnotall,\"saidthesurlyClopin;\"goodwilldoesn’tputoneonionthemoreintothesoup,and’tisgoodfornothingexcepttogotoParadisewith;now,Paradiseandthethieves’bandaretwodifferentthings。Inordertobereceivedamongthethieves,*youmustprovethatyouaregoodforsomething,andforthatpurpose,youmustsearchthemanikin。\" *L’argot。 \"I’llsearchanythingyoulike,\"saidGringoire。 Clopinmadeasign。Severalthievesdetachedthemselvesfromthecircle,andreturnedamomentlater。Theybroughttwothickposts,terminatedattheirlowerextremitiesinspreadingtimbersupports,whichmadethemstandreadilyupontheground;totheupperextremityofthetwopoststheyfittedacross-beam,andthewholeconstitutedaveryprettyportablegibbet,whichGringoirehadthesatisfactionofbeholdingrisebeforehim,inatwinkling。Nothingwaslacking,noteventherope,whichswunggracefullyoverthecross-beam。 \"Whataretheygoingtodo?\"Gringoireaskedhimselfwithsomeuneasiness。Asoundofbells,whichheheardatthatmoment,putanendtohisanxiety;itwasastuffedmanikin,whichthevagabondsweresuspendingbytheneckfromtherope,asortofscarecrowdressedinred,andsohungwithmule-bellsandlargerbells,thatonemighthavetrickedoutthirtyCastilianmuleswiththem。Thesethousandtinybellsquiveredforsometimewiththevibrationoftherope,thengraduallydiedaway,andfinallybecamesilentwhenthemanikinhadbeenbroughtintoastateofimmobilitybythatlawofthependulumwhichhasdethronedthewaterclockandthehour-glass。 ThenClopin,pointingouttoGringoirearicketyoldstoolplacedbeneaththemanikin,—— \"Climbupthere。\" \"Deathofthedevil!\"objectedGringoire;\"Ishallbreakmyneck。YourstoollimpslikeoneofMartial’sdistiches; ithasonehexameterlegandonepentameterleg。\" \"Climb!\"repeatedClopin。 Gringoiremountedthestool,andsucceeded,notwithoutsomeoscillationsofheadandarms,inregaininghiscentreofgravity。 \"Now,\"wentontheKingofThunes,\"twistyourrightfootroundyourleftleg,andriseonthetipofyourleftfoot。\" \"Monseigneur,\"saidGringoire,\"soyouabsolutelyinsistonmybreakingsomeoneofmylimbs?\" Clopintossedhishead。 \"Harkye,myfriend,youtalktoomuch。Here’sthegistofthematterintwowords:youaretoriseontiptoe,asI tellyou;inthatwayyouwillbeabletoreachthepocketofthemanikin,youwillrummageit,youwillpulloutthepursethatisthere,——andifyoudoallthiswithoutourhearingthesoundofabell,alliswell:youshallbeavagabond。 Allweshallthenhavetodo,willbetothrashyousoundlyforthespaceofaweek。\" \"~Ventre-Dieu~!Iwillbecareful,\"saidGringoire。\"AndsupposeIdomakethebellssound?\" \"Thenyouwillbehanged。Doyouunderstand?\" \"Idon’tunderstandatall,\"repliedGringoire。 \"Listen,oncemore。Youaretosearchthemanikin,andtakeawayitspurse;ifasinglebellstirsduringtheoperation,youwillbehung。Doyouunderstandthat?\" \"Good,\"saidGringoire;\"Iunderstandthat。Andthen?\" \"Ifyousucceedinremovingthepursewithoutourhearingthebells,youareavagabond,andyouwillbethrashedforeightconsecutivedays。Youunderstandnow,nodoubt?\" \"No,monseigneur;Inolongerunderstand。Whereistheadvantagetome?hangedinonecase,cudgelledintheother?\" \"Andavagabond,\"resumedClopin,\"andavagabond;isthatnothing?Itisforyourinterestthatweshouldbeatyou,inordertohardenyoutoblows。\" \"Manythanks,\"repliedthepoet。 \"Come,makehaste,\"saidtheking,stampinguponhiscask,whichresoundedlikeahugedrum!Searchthemanikin,andlettherebeanendtothis!Iwarnyouforthelasttime,thatifIhearasinglebell,youwilltaketheplaceofthemanikin。\" ThebandofthievesapplaudedClopin’swords,andarrangedthemselvesinacircleroundthegibbet,withalaughsopitilessthatGringoireperceivedthatheamusedthemtoomuchnottohaveeverythingtofearfromthem。Nohopewasleftforhim,accordingly,unlessitweretheslightchanceofsucceedingintheformidableoperationwhichwasimposeduponhim;hedecidedtoriskit,butitwasnotwithoutfirsthavingaddressedaferventprayertothemanikinhewasabouttoplunder,andwhowouldhavebeeneasiertomovetopitythanthevagabonds。Thesemyriadbells,withtheirlittlecoppertongues,seemedtohimlikethemouthsofsomanyasps,openandreadytostingandtohiss。 \"Oh!\"hesaid,inaverylowvoice,\"isitpossiblethatmylifedependsontheslightestvibrationoftheleastofthesebells?Oh!\"headded,withclaspedhands,\"bells,donotring,hand-bellsdonotclang,mule-bellsdonotquiver!\" HemadeonemoreattemptuponTrouillefou。 \"Andifthereshouldcomeagustofwind?\" \"Youwillbehanged,\"repliedtheother,withouthesitation。 Perceivingthatnorespite,norreprieve,norsubterfugewaspossible,hebravelydecideduponhiscourseofaction;hewoundhisrightfootroundhisleftleg,raisedhimselfonhisleftfoot,andstretchedouthisarm:butatthemomentwhenhishandtouchedthemanikin,hisbody,whichwasnowsupportedupononelegonly,waveredonthestoolwhichhadbutthree;hemadeaninvoluntaryefforttosupporthimselfbythemanikin,losthisbalance,andfellheavilytotheground,deafenedbythefatalvibrationofthethousandbellsofthemanikin,which,yieldingtotheimpulseimpartedbyhishand,describedfirstarotarymotion,andthenswayedmajesticallybetweenthetwoposts。 \"Malediction!\"hecriedashefell,andremainedasthoughdead,withhisfacetotheearth。