第7章

类别:其他 作者:Fouque, Friedrich de La Motte字数:22566更新时间:18/12/21 13:03:18
Theymetatthepostoffice——Phineashadnotvisitedthewindmill,shopsincethedaywhenhereceivedthetelegramnotifyinghimof,hisson’senlistment——andsomeoneofthegroupwaitingforthe,mailhadhappenedtospeakofCharliePhillips。”He’sanice,obligin’youngchap,“saidthespeaker,CaptainJeremiahBurgess。 “Ilikehimfust-rate;everybodydoes,Iguess。” Mr。Babbitt,standingapartfromthegroup,hisbristlingchin,beardmovingashechewedhiseleveno’clockallowanceof“Sailor’s,Sweetheart,“turnedandsnarledoverhisshoulder。 “Idon’t,“hesnapped。 HistonewassosharpandhisutterancesounexpectedthatCaptain,Jerryjumped。 “LandofGoshen!,Youbarklikeadogwithasorethroat,“he,exclaimed。”Whydon’tyoulikehim?” “’CauseIdon’t,that’sall。” “Thatain’tmuchofareason,seemstome。Whathaveyougot,againsthim,Phin?,Youdon’tknowanythingtohisdiscredit,do,you?” “NeveryoumindwhetherIdoornot。” CaptainJerrygruntedbutseemeddisinclinedtopressthepoint,further。EveryonewassurprisedthereforewhenJedWinslowmoved,acrosstowherePhineaswasstanding,andlookingmildlydownat,thelittleman,asked:“Doyouknowanythingagainsthim,Phin?” “Noneofyourbusiness。Whatareyoubuttin’infor,Shavin’s?” “Iain’t。Ijustaskedyou,that’sall。DOyouknowanything,againstCharliePhillips?” “Noneofyourbusiness,Itellyou。” “Iknowitain’t。Butdoyou,Phin?” Eachrepetitionofthequestionhadbeenmadeinthesamemild,monotonousdrawl。CaptainJerryandtheotherloungersburstinto,alaugh。Mr。Babbitt’salwayssimmeringtemperboiledover。 “No,Idon’t,“heshouted。”ButIdon’tknowanythinginhis,favor,neither。He’sapetofSamHunniwellandthat’senoughfor,me。SamHunniwellandeveryoneofhischumscangotothedevil。 Everyoneof’em;doyouunderstandthat,JedWinslow?” Jedrubbedhischin。Thesolemnexpressionofhisfacedidnot,changeanatom。”Thankyou,Phin,“hedrawled。”WhenI’mreadyto,startI’llgetyoutogivemealetterofintroduction。” Jedhadbeenfearfulthatherbrother’scomingmightlessenthe,intimatequalityofRuthArmstrong’sfriendshipwithanddependence,uponhim。Hesoondiscovered,tohisdelight,thatthesefears,weregroundless。HefoundthattheveryfactthatRuthhadmade,himhersoleconfidantprovidedacommonbondwhichbroughtthem,closertogether。Ruth’sprideinherbrother’ssuccessatthebank,andintheencomiumsofthetownsfolkhadtofindexpression,somewhere。Shecouldexpressthemtoherlandlordandshedid。 Almosteverydayshedroppedinatthewindmillshopforamoment’s,callandchat,thesubjectofthatchatalways,ofcourse,the,same。 “Itoldyouhewouldsucceed,“shedeclared,hereyesshiningand,herfacealight。”Itoldyouso,Jed。Andhehas。Mr。Barber,thecashier,toldmeyesterdaythatCharleswasthebestmanthey,hadhadinthebankforyears。AndeverytimeImeetCaptain,Hunniwellhestopstoshakehandsandcongratulatesmeonhaving,suchabrother。Andtheylikehim,notonlybecauseheis,successfulinthebank,butforhimself;somanypeoplehavetold,meso。Why,forthefirsttimesincewecametoOrhamIbeginto,feelasifIwerebecomingacquainted,makingfriends。” Jednodded。”He’saniceyoungchap,“hesaid,quietly。 “Ofcourseheis……Youmustn’tmindmyshamelessfamily,boasting,“sheadded,withalittlelaugh。”ItisonlybecauseI amsoproudofhim,andsoglad——sogladforusall。” Jeddidnotmind。Itisdoubtfulifatthatmomenthewasawareof,whatshewassaying。Hewasthinkinghowherbrother’scominghad,improvedher,howwellshewaslooking,howmuchmorecolorthere,wasinhercheeks,andhowgooditwastohearherlaughoncemore。 Thewindmillshopwasadifferentplacewhenshecame。Itwasa,luckydayforhimwhenthePowlessesfrightenedhimintoletting,Barbaraandhermothermoveintotheoldhouseforamonth’strial。 Ofcoursehedidnotexpressthesethoughtsaloud,infacthe,expressednothingwhatever。Hethoughtandthoughtand,aftera,time,graduallybecameawarethattherewasabsolutesilenceinthe,shop。Helookedathiscallerandfoundthatshewasregardinghim,intently,atwinkleinhereyeandanamusedexpressionabouther,mouth。Hestartedandawokefromhisday-dream。 “Eh?”heexclaimed。”Yes——yes,Iguessso。” Sheshookherhead。 “Youdo?”shesaid。”Why,Ithoughtyouropinionwasexactlythe,opposite。” “Eh?,Oh,yes,so’tis,so’tis。” “Ofcourse。Andjustwhatdidyousayaboutit?” Jedwasconfused。Heswallowedhard,hesitated,swallowedagain,andstammered:“I——,Why,I——thatis——yousee——“ Shelaughedmerrily。”Youareaverypoorpretender,Jed,“she,declared。”Confess,youhaven’ttheleastideawhatopinionI mean。” “Well——well,toberightdownhonest,I——Idon’tknow’sIhave,Mrs。Ruth。” “Ofcourse,youhaven’t。Thereisn’tanyopinion。Youhavebeen,sittingthereforthelastfiveminutes,staringstraightatmeand,pickingthatpaintbrushtopieces。IdoubtifyouevenknewIwas,here。” “Eh?,Oh,yes,Iknowthat,Iknowthatallright。Tut!tut!” inspectingthedamagedbrush。”That’sanicemess,ain’tit?,Now,whatdoyousupposeIdidthatfor?,I’mscaredtodeath,whenI haveoneofthosego-to-sleepticfits,thatI’llpickmyheadto,pieces。Notthatthatwouldbeasbigalossasagoodpaint,brush,“headded,reflectively。 Hisvisitorsmiled。”Ithinkitwould,“shesaid。”NeitherBabbie,norIcouldaffordtolosethathead;itanditsownerhavebeen,toothoughtfulandkind。Buttellme,whatWEREyouthinkingabout,justthen?” ThequestionappearedtoembarrassMr。Winslowagooddeal。He,colored,fidgetedandstammered。”Nothin’,nothin’ofany,account,“hefaltered。”My——er——mybrainwastakin’awalkaround,myattic,Ical’late。There’splentyofroomuptherefora,tramp。” “No,tellme;Iwanttoknow。”,Herexpressionchangedandshe,added:“Youweren’tthinkingof——ofCharles’——histroubleat,Middleford?,Youdon’tstillthinkmewronginnottellingCaptain,Hunniwell?” “Eh?……Oh,no,no。Iwasn’tthinkin’thatatall。” “Butyoudon’tanswermyquestion。Well,nevermind。Iamreally,almosthappyforthefirsttimeineversolongandImeanto,remainsoifIcan。IamgladIdidnottell——glad。Andyoumust,agreewithme,Mr。Winslow——Jed,Imean——orIshallnotruninso,oftentotalkinthisconfidentialway。” “Eh?,Notrunin?,Godfreys,Mrs。Ruth,don’ttalkso!,Excusemy,stronglanguage,butyouscaredme,talkin’aboutnotrunnin’in。” “Youdeservetobescared,justalittle,forcriticizingmein,yourthoughts。Oh,don’tthinkmefrivolous,“shepleaded,with,anotherswiftchange。”Irealizeitwasallwrong。Andsometime,byandby,afterCharleshasfirmlyestablishedhimself,afterthey,reallyknowhim,Ishallgotothebankpeople,orhewillgoto,them,andtellthewholestory。BythattimeI’msure——I’msure,theywillforgiveusboth。Don’tyouthinkso?” Jedwouldhaveforgivenheranything。Henodded。 “Sartinsuretheywill,“hesaid。Then,askingaquestionthathad,beeninhisthoughtsforsometime,hesaid:“Howdoesyourbrother,feelaboutithimself,Mrs。Ruth?” “Atfirsthethoughtheshouldtelleverything。Hedidnotwantto,takethepositionunderfalsepretenses,hesaid。ButwhenI explainedhowhemightlosethisopportunityandwhatan,opportunityitmightbeforusallheagreedthatperhapsitwas,besttowait。AndIamsureitisbest,Jed。Butthen,Imeanto,putthewholedreadfulbusinessfrommymind,ifIcan,andbe,happywithmylittlegirlandmybrother。AndIamhappy;Ifeel,almostlikeagirlmyself。Soyoumustn’tremindme,Jed,andyou,mustn’tcriticizeme,eventhoughyouandIbothknowyouare,right。Youaremyonlyconfidant,youknow,andIdon’tknowwhat,intheworldIshoulddowithoutyou,sotrytobearwithme,if,youcan。” Jedobservedthatheguessedlikelytherewouldn’tbemuchtrouble,athisendoftheline,providingshecouldmanagetoworryalong,withafellerthatwenttosleepsittin’up,andinthedaytime,likeanowl。Aftershehadgone,however,heagainrelapsedinto,slumber,andhisdreams,judgingbyhisexpression,musthavebeen,pleasant。 Thatafternoonhehadanunexpectedvisit。Hehadjustfinished,washinghisdinnerdishesandheandBabbiewereintheoutershop,together,whenthevisitorcame。Jedwasdroning“OldHundred“ withimprovisationsofhisown,thesaidimprovisinghavingthe,effectofslowingdownthealreadyextremelydeliberateanthem,untiltheresultcomparedtotheoriginalwasforspeed,asan,oysterscowcomparedtoanelectriclaunch。Thismusicalcrawlhe,usedasanaccompanimenttothesortingandpilingofvariousparts,ofanorderjustreceivedfromaSouthernresort。Barbarawas,helpinghim,atleastshecalledheractivities“helping。”,When,Jedhadfinishedcountingapileofvanesormillpartsshecounted,themtomakesure。Usuallyhercountandhisdidnotagree,so,bothcountedagain,gettingineachother’swayand,asMr。Winslow,expressedit,havingagoodtimegenerally。Andthisremark,intendedtobefacetious,wasafterallprettyclosetotheliteral,truth。CertainlyBabbiewasenjoyingherself,andJed,wherean,impatientmanwouldhavebeenfrantic,wasenjoyingherenjoyment。 Petunia,perchedinlopsidedfashiononaheapofmill-sideswas,apparently,superintending。 “There!”declaredJed,stackingadozensailorsbesideadozenof,whattheordercalled“birdhousesmediumknockeddown。”,“There! that’sthelivin’lastone,Idobelieve。Hihum!,Nowwe’vegot,tobox’em,haven’twe?……Ye-es,yes,yes,yes…… Hum…… “’Di——de——di——de——di——de……” “Where’sthathammer?,Oh,yes,here’tis。” “’Di——de——di——de——’ NowwhereonearthhaveIputthatpencil,Babbie?,HaveI swallowedit?,DON’Ttellmeyou’veseenmeswallowit,’causethat,flavoroflead-pencilneverdidagreewithme。” Thechildburstintoatrilloflaughter。 “Why,UncleJed,“sheexclaimed,“thereitis,behindyourear。” “Isit?,Sho,so’tis!,Nowthatprovestheinstinctofdumb,animals,don’tit?,Thatlead-pencilknewenoughtorealizethatmy,earwassobigthatanythingshortofacord-woodstickcouldhide,behindit。Tut,tut!,Surprisin’,surprisin’!” “But,UncleJed,apencilisn’tananimal。” “Eh?,Ain’tit?,SeemedtomeI’dreadsomethin’abouttheragin’ lead-pencilseekin’whomitmightdevour。Butmaybethatwasa—— er——lionoraclamorsomethin’。” Babbielookedathiminpuzzledfashionforamoment。Thenshe,sagelyshookherheadanddeclared:“UncleJed,Ithinkyouare,perfectlyscru-she-aking。PetuniaandIareconvulshed。We——“she,stopped,listened,andthenannounced:“UncleJed,ITHINKsomebody,cameupthewalk。” Thethoughtreceivedconfirmationimmediatelyintheformofa,knockatthedoor。Jedlookedoverhisspectacles。 “Hum,“hemused,sadly,“there’snopeaceforthewicked,Babbie。 Nosoonergetoneorderallfixedandoutofthewaythanalong,comesacustomerandyouhavetogetanotheroneready。IfI’d,known’twasgoin’tobelikethisI’dneverhavegoneinto,business,wouldyou?,Butmaybe’tain’tacustomer,maybeit’s,Cap’nSamorGabeBearseorsomebody……Theywouldn’tknock,though,’tain’tlikely;anyhowGabewouldn’t……Comein,“he,called,astheknockwasrepeated。 Thepersonwhoenteredtheshopwasatallmaninuniform。The,afternoonwascloudyandtheoutershop,piledhighwithstockand,lumber,wasshadowy。ThemaninuniformlookedatJedandBarbara,andtheylookedathim。Hespokefirst。 “Pardonme,“hesaid,“butisyournameWinslow?” Jednodded。”Yes,sir,“hereplied,deliberately。”Iguesslikely,’tis。” “Ihavecomeheretoseeifyoucouldletmehave——“ Babbieinterruptedhim。Forgettinghermannersintheexcitement,ofthediscoverywhichhadjustflasheduponher,sheutteredan,exclamation。 “Oh,UncleJed!”sheexclaimed。 Jed,startled,turnedtowardher。 “Yes?”heasked,hastily。”What’sthematter?” “Don’tyouknow?,He——he’stheniceofficerone。” “Eh?,Thenicewhat?,Whatareyoutalkin’about,Babbie?” Babbie,nowsomewhatabashedandashamedofherinvoluntary,outburst,turnedredandhesitated。 “Imean,“shestammered,“Imeanhe——he’sthe——officeronethat—— thatwasnicetousthatday。” “Thatday?,Whatday?……Justexcusethelittlegirl,won’t,you?”headded,apologetically,turningtothecaller。”She’smade,amistake;shethinkssheknowsyou,Iguess。” “ButIDO,UncleJed。Don’tyouremember?,Overattheflying,place?” Theofficerhimselftookastepforward。 “Why,ofcourse,“hesaid,pleasantly。”Sheisquiteright。I thoughtyourfaceswerefamiliar。Youandshewereoveratthe,campthatdaywhenoneofourconstructionplanswaslost。She,founditforus。AndLieutenantRayburnandIhavebeengrateful,manytimessince,“headded。 Jedrecognizedhimthen。 “Well,Isnum!”heexclaimed。”Ofcourse!,Sartin!,Ifithadn’t,beenforyouI’dhavelostmylifeandBabbie’dhavelostherclam,chowder。Thatcarpenterfellerwouldhavehadmehungforaspyin,tenminutesmore。I’mrealgladtoseeyou,Colonel——ColonelWood。 That’syourname,ifIrecollectright。” “Notexactly。MynameisGrover,andI’mnotacolonel,worse,luck,onlyamajor。” “Sho!,Grover,eh?,NowhowinthenationdidIgetitWood?,Oh,yes,Ical’late’twasmixin’upgrovesandwoods。Tut,tut! WonderIdidn’tcallyou’Pines’or’Bushes’orsomethin’…… Butthere,sitdown,sitdown。I’mawfulgladyoudroppedin。I’d,aboutgivenuphopin’youwould。” Hebroughtforwardachair,unceremoniouslydumpingtwostacksof,carefullysortedandcountedvanesandsailorsfromitsseattothe,floorpriortodoingso。MajorGroverdeclinedtosit。 “Ishouldliketo,butImustn’t,“hesaid。”AndIshouldn’tclaim,creditfordeliberatelymakingyouasocialcall。Icame——thatis,Iwassenthereonamatterof——er——well,firstaidtotheinjured。 Icametoseeifyouwouldlendmeacrank。” Jedlookedathim。”A——awhat?”heasked。 “Acrank,acrankformycar。Imotoredoverfromthecampand,stoppedatthetelegraphoffice。WhenIcameoutmycarrefusedto,go;theself-starterappearstohavegoneonastrike。Ihadleft,mycrankatthecampandmyonlyhopeseemedtobetobuyorborrow,onesomewhere。Iaskedthetwoorthreefellowsstandingaboutthe,telegraphofficewhereImightbelikelytofindone。Noone,seemedtoknow,butjustthentheoldgrouch——excuseme,personwho,keepsthehardwarestorecamealong。” “Eh?,PhinBabbitt?,Littlemanwiththestubofapaintbrush,growin’onhischin?” “Yes,that’stheone。IaskedhimwhereIshouldbelikelytofind,acrank。HesaidifIcameacrosstothisshopIoughttofind,one。” “Hedid,eh?……Hum!” “Yes,hedid。SoIcame。” “Hum!” Thisobservationbeingneithersatisfyingnorparticularly,illuminating,MajorGroverwaitedforsomethingmoreexplicit。He,waitedinvain;Mr。Winslow,hiseyesfixeduponthetoeofhis,visitor’smilitaryboot,appearedtobemesmerized。 “SoIcame,“repeatedthemajor,afteraninterval。 “Eh?……Oh,yes,yes。Soyoudid,soyoudid……Hum!” Heroseand,walkingtothewindow,peepedabouttheedgeofthe,shadeacrossanddowntheroadinthedirectionofthetelegraph,office。 “Phineas,“hedrawled,musingly,“andSquealerandLuteSmalland,Bluey。Hu-u-m!……Yes,yes。” Heturnedawayfromthewindowandbeganintoningahymn。Major,Groverseemedtobedividedbetweenadesiretolaughanda,tendencytowardlosingpatience。 “Well,“hequeried,afteranotherinterval,“aboutthatcrank? HaveyouoneImightborrow?,Itmaynotfit,probablywon’t,butI shouldliketotryit。” Jedsighed。”There’sacrankhere,“hedrawled,“butitwouldn’t,bemuchusearoundautomobiles,I’mafraid。I’mit。” “What?,Idon’tunderstand。” “IsayI’mit。MypetnamearoundOrhamistowncrank。That’swhy,Phineassentyoutomyshop。HesaidyouOUGHTtofindacrank,here。Hewasright,I’m’mostgenerallyin。” Thisstatementwasmadequietly,deliberatelyandwithnotraceof,resentment。Havingmadeit,thespeakerbeganpickingupthevanes,andsailorshehadspilledwhenheprofferedhisvisitorthechair。 MajorGrovercolored,andfrowned。 “Doyoumeantotellme,“hedemanded,“thatthatfellowsentme,overherebecause——because——“ “BecauseI’mtowncrank?,Ye-es,that’swhatImean。” “Indeed!,Thatishisideaofajoke,isit?” “Seemstobe。He’sanawfulcomicalcritter,PhinBabbittis——in,hisownway。” “Well,it’snotmyway。Hesendsmeoverheretomakeanassof,myselfandinsultyou——“ “Now,now,Major,excuseme。Phindidn’thaveanyideathatyou’d,insultme。Yousee,“withthefleetingsmile,“hewouldn’tbelieve,anybodycoulddothat。” Groverturnedsharplytothedoor。Mr。Winslowspokehisname。 “Er——MajorGrover,“hesaid,gently,“Iwouldn’t。” Themajorpaused。”Wouldn’twhat?”hedemanded。 “GooverthereandtellPhinandtherestwhatyouthinkof’em。 If’twoulddo’emanygoodI’dsay,’Formercysakes,go!’,But,’twouldn’t;theywouldn’tbelieveit。” Grover’slipstightened。 “TellingitmightdoMEsomegood,“heobserved,significantly。 “Yes,Iknow。Butmaybewemightgetthesamegoodormoreina,differentway……Hum!……What——er——brandofautomobileis,yours?” Themajortoldhim。Jednodded。 “Hum……yes,“hedrawled。”Isee……Isee。” Groverlaughed。”I’llbehangedifIdo!”heobserved。 “Eh!……Well,Itellyou;yousitdownandletBabbietalk,Petuniatoyouaminuteortwo。I’llberightback。” Hehurriedintothebackshop,closingthedoorafterhim。A momentlaterGrovercaughtaglimpseofhimcrossingthebackyard,anddisappearingovertheedgeofthebluff。 “Whereintheworldhasthefellowgone?”hesoliloquizedaloud,amusedalthoughimpatient。Barbaratookituponherselftoanswer。 UncleJedhadleftthecallerinherchargeandshefelther,responsibilities。 “He’sgonedowntheshorepath,“shesaid。”Idon’tknowwhere,elsehe’sgone,butit’sallright,anyway。” “Oh,isit?,Youseemquitesureofit,younglady。” “Iam。EverythingUncleJeddoesisright。Sometimesyoudon’t,thinksoatfirst,butitturnsoutthatway。Mammasaysheis,petunia——no,Imeanpeculiarbut——butvery——re-li-a-ble,“thelast,wordconqueredafteravisiblestruggle。”Shesaysifyoudowhat,hetellsyoutoyouwillbe’mostalwaysglad。Ithink’always’ withoutany’most,’“sheadded。 MajorGroverlaughed。”That’sareputationforinfallibilityworth,having,“heobserved。 Barbaradidnotknowwhathemeantbutshehadnointentionof,betrayingthatfact。 “Yes,“sheagreed。Amomentlatershesuggested:“Don’tyouthink,you’dbettersitdown?,Hetoldyouto,youknow。” “GreatScott,sohedid!,Imustobeyorders,mustn’tI?,Buthe,toldyoutotalk——somethingorothertome,Ithink。Whatwasit?” “HetoldmetotalkPetuniatoyou。Theresheis——upthere。” ThemajorregardedPetunia,whowasseatedupontheheapofmill- sides,inamosthaphazardanddissipatedattitude。 “Sheismyoldestdaughter,“continuedBarbara。”She’svery,advancedforheryears。” “Dearme!” “Yes。And……oh,herecomesMamma!” Mrs。Armstrongenteredtheshop。Themajorrose。Barbaradidthe,honors。 “Iwasjustgoingtocomein,Mamma,“sheexplained,“butUncleJed,askedmetostayandtalktoMr——ImeanMajor——Grovertillhecame,back。He’sgoneout,buthewon’tbelong。Mamma,thisisMr。 MajorGrover,theonewhokeptUncleJedfrombeingspied,overat,theflyingplacethatdaywhenIfoundtheplanpaperandhemadea,shingleboatsailoutofit。” Ruthcameforward。Shehadbeenwalkingalongtheedgeofthe,bluff,lookingoutoverthetumbledgrayandwhitewater,andthe,lateOctoberwindhadtossedherhairandbroughtthecolortoher,cheeks。Sheputoutherhand。 “Oh,yes,“shesaid。”Howdoyoudo,MajorGrover?,Ihavehearda,greatdealaboutyousincethedayofBabbie’spicnic。I’msureI oweyouanapologyforthetroublemysmalldaughtermusthave,causedthatday。” Sheandthemajorshookhands。Thelatterexpressedhimselfas,beingverygladtomeetMrs。Armstrong。Helookedasifhemeant,it。 “Andnoapologiesaredue,notfromyoursideatleast,“he,declared。”Ifithadnotbeenforyourlittlegirlourmissing,planmighthavebeenmissingyet。” Fifteenminuteselapsedbeforetheownerofthewindmillshop,returned。Whenhedidcomehurryingupthebluffandinatthe,backdoor,heatedandoutofbreath,nooneseemedtohavemissed,himgreatly。MajorGrover,whomightreasonablyhavebeenexpected,toshowsomeirritationathislongwait,appearedquiteoblivious,ofthefactthathehadwaitedatall。HeandBarbarawereseated,sidebysideuponapackingcase,whileRuthoccupiedthechair。 WhenJedcamepantinginitwasBabbiewhogreetedhim。 “Oh,UncleJed!”sheexclaimed,“youjustoughttohavebeenhere。 Mr——ImeanMajorGroverhasbeentellingMammaandmeaboutgoing,upina——inadiggibleballoon。Itwasawf’lyinteresting。Wasn’t,it,Mamma?” Hermotherlaughinglyagreedthatitwas。Jed,whosehandswere,full,depositedhisburdenuponanotherpackingcase。Thesaid,burdenconsistedofnolessthanthreemotorcarcranks。Grover,regardedthemwithsurprise。 “Whereintheworlddidyougetthose?”hedemanded。”ThelastI sawofyouyouweredisappearingoverthatbank,apparentlyheaded,outtosea。Doyoudigthosethingsupontheflatshereabouts,likeclams?” Jedrubbedhischin。”Not’sIknowof,“hereplied。”Iborrowed,thesedownatJoshuaRogers’garage。” “Rogers’garage?”repeatedGrover。”Thatisn’tnearhere,isit?” “Itisaneighthofamilefromhere,“declaredRuth。”Andnot,downbythebeach,either。Whatdoyoumean,Jed?” Jedwasstandingbythefrontwindow,peepingout。”Um-hm,“he,said,musingly,“they’restillthere,thewholelotof’em,waitin’ foryoutocomeout,Major……Hum……dear,dear!,And,they’realldoubledupnowlaughin’aheadoftime……Dear,dear!thisisaworldofdisappointment,sureenough。” “WhatAREyoutalkingabout?”demandedMajorGrover。 “JED!”exclaimedRuth。 Barbarasaidnothing。ShewasaccustomedtoherUncleJed’s,vagariesandknewthat,inhisowngoodtime,anexplanationwould,beforthcoming。Itcamenow。 “Why,yousee,“saidJed,“PhinBabbittandtherestsendin’you,overheretofindacrankwastheirlittlejoke。They’reenjoyin’ itnow。Theonethingneededtomake’emhappyforlifeistosee,youcomeoutofhereempty-handedandsob’ilin’madthatyoufroth,over。Ifyoucomeoutsmilin’andwithwhatyoucameafter,why—— why,thenthecreamoftheirjokehasturnedalittlesour,asyou,mightsay。See?” Groverlaughed。”Yes,Iseethatplainenough,“heagreed。”And,I’mcertainlyobligedtoyou。Iowedthosefellowsone。Butwhat,Idon’tseeishowyougotthosecranksbygoingdowntothe,seashore。” “W-e-e-ll,ifI’dgonestraightuptheroadtoRogers’sourjokin’ friendswouldhaveknownthat’swherethecrankscamefrom。I wanted’emtothinktheycamefromrighthere。SoIwentoverthe,bankbackoftheshop,wheretheycouldn’tseeme,alongthebeach,tillIgotabreastofJoshua’sandthenupacrosslots。Icame,backthewayIwent。Ihopethosethings’llfit,Major。Oneof,’emwill,Iguesslikely。” Themajorlaughedagain。”Icertainlyamobligedtoyou,Mr。 Winslow,“hesaid。”AndImustsayyoutookalotoftroubleonmy,account。” Jedsighed,althoughtherewasalittletwinkleinhiseye。 “’Twan’taltogetheronyouraccount,“hedrawled。”Iowed’emone,sameasyoudid。Iwasthecranktheysentyouto。” TheirvisitorbadeBarbaraandhermothergoodafternoon,gathered,uphiscranksandturnedtothedoor。 “I’llstepoverandstartthecar,“hesaid。”ThenI’llcomeback,andreturnthesethings。” Jedshookhishead。”Iwouldn’t,“hesaid。”Youmaystopagain,beforeyougetbacktoBayport。Rogersisinnohurryfor’em,he,saidso。Youtake’emalongandfetch’eminnexttimeyou’re,over。Iwantyoutocallagainanyhowandthesecranks’llmakea,goodexcusefordoin’it,“headded。 “Oh,Isee。Yes,sotheywill。WiththatunderstandingI’lltake,themalong。Thanksagainandgoodafternoon。” Hehastenedacrossthestreet。Thetwointheshopwatchedfrom,thewindowuntilthecarstartedandmovedoutofsight。Thegroup,bythetelegraphofficeseemedexcitedaboutsomething;they,laughednolongerandtherewasconsiderablenoisyargument。 Jed’sliptwitched。”’Thebestlaidplansofmice——andskunks,’“ hequoted,solemnly。”Hm!……ThatMajorGroverseemslikea,goodsortofchap。” “Ithinkhe’sawfulnice,“declaredBabbie。 Ruthsaidnothing。 CHAPTERXIII OctoberpassedandNovembercame。Theverylastofthesummer,cottageswereclosed。Orhamsettleddownforitsregularwinter,hibernation。Thisyearitwasabitlessofanapthanusual,becauseoftheactivityattheaviationcampatEastHarniss。The,swarmofcarpenters,plumbersandmechanicswaslargerthanever,therenowandthebuildingswerehasteningtowardcompletion,for,thefirstallotmentofaviators,soldiersandrecruitswasdueto,arriveinMarch。MajorGroverwasabusyandaworriedman,buthe,usuallyfoundtimetodropinatthewindmillshopforamomentor,twooneachofhisbriefmotortripstoOrham。Sometimeshefound,Jedalone,moreoftenBarbarawastherealso,and,semi- occasionally,Ruth。ThemajorandCharlesPhillipsmetand,appearedtolikeeachother。Charleswasstillontherisingtide,oflocalpopularity。EvenGabeBearsehadagoodwordtosayfor,himamongthemanywhichhesaidconcerninghim。PhineasBabbitt,however,continuedtoexpressdislike,or,atthemost,indifference。 “I’mtoooldabird,“declaredthevindictivelittlehardware,dealer,“tobowdownaforeaslicktongueandagood-lookin’ figgerhead。He’soneofSamHunniwell’spetsandthat’senoughfor,me。AnybodythattiesuptoSamHunniwellmusthavearottenplank,in’emsomewheres;giveittimeand’twillcomeout。” CharlesandJedWinslowwerebythistimegoodfriends。Theyoung,manusuallyspentatleastafewminutesofeachdaychattingwith,hiseccentricneighbor。Theywerebecomingmoreintimate,attimes,almostconfidential,althoughPhillips,likeeveryotherfriendor,acquaintanceof“Shavings“Winslow,wasinclinedtopatronizeor,condescendabitinhisrelationswiththelatter。Noonetookthe,windmillmakeraltogetherseriously,notevenRuthArmstrong,althoughsheperhapscamenearesttodoingso。Charleswoulddrop,inattheshopofamorning,intheintervalbetweenbreakfastand,bankopening,and,perchingonapileofstock,ortheworkbench,woulddiscussvariousthings。HeandJedwerealikeinone,characteristic——eachhadthehabitofabsent-mindednessandlapsing,intosilenceinthemiddleofaconversation。Jed’slapses,of,course,werelikelytooccurinthemiddleofasentence,evenin,themiddleofaword;withtheyoungermanthesymptomswerenotso,acute。 “Well,Charlie,“observedMr。Winslow,ononeoccasion,araw,NovembermorningoftheweekbeforeThanksgiving,“how’sthebank,gettin’along?” Charleswasabitmoresilentthatmorningthanhehadbeenof,late。Heappearedtobesomewhatreflective,evensomber。Jed,on,thelookoutforjustsuchsymptoms,wastryingtocheerhimup。 “Oh,allrightenough,Iguess,“wasthereply。 “Likeyourworkaswellasever,don’tyou?” “Yes——oh,yes,Ilikeit,whatthereisofit。Itisn’twhatyou’d,callstrenuous。” “No,Ipresumelikelynot,butIshouldn’twonderiftheygaveyou,somethin’moreresponsiblesomeofthesedays。Theyknowyou’reup,todoin’it;Cap’nSam’stoldmesomore’nonce。” Hereoccurredoneofthelapsesjustmentioned。Phillipssaid,nothingforaminuteormore。Thenheasked:“Whatsortofaman,isCaptainHunniwell?” “Eh?,Whatsortofaman?,Yououghttoknowhimyourselfpretty,wellbythistime。YouseemoreofhimeverydaythanIdo。” “Idon’tmeanasabusinessmanoranythinglikethat。Imeanwhat,sortofmanishe——er——inside?,Ishealwaysasgood-naturedashe,seems?,Howishearoundhisownhouse?,Withhisdaughter——or——or,thingslikethat?,You’veknownhimallyourlife,youknow,andI haven’t。” “Um——ye-es——yes,I’veknownSamforagoodmanyyears。He’ssquare,allthrough,Samis。Honestasthedayislongand——“ Charlesstirreduneasily。”Iknowthat,ofcourse,“heinterrupted。 “Iwasn’tquestioninghishonesty。” Jed’stenderconscienceregisteredapang。Thereferenceto,honestyhadnotbeenmadewithanyulteriormotive。 “Sartin,sartin,“hesaid;“Iknowyouwasn’t,Charlie,courseI knowthat。YouwantedtoknowwhatsortofamanSamwasinhis,familyandsuch,Ijudge。Well,he’samightygoodfather——almost,toogood,Isupposelikelysomefolkswouldsay。Hejustbowsdown,andworshipsthatdaughterofhis。AnythingMaudwantsthathecan,givehershecanhave。Andshewantsagooddeal,Iwillgivein,“ headded,withhisquietdrawl。 Hiscallerdidnotspeak。Jedwhistledafewmournfulbarsand,sharpenedachiselonanoilstone。 “IfJohnD。Vanderbiltshouldcomearoundcourtin’Maud,“hewent,on,afteramoment,“Idon’tknowasSamwouldcal’latehewasgood,enoughforher。Anyhowhe’dfeelthat’twasherthatwasdoin’the,favor,notJohnD……AndIguesshe’dberight;Idon’tknow,anyVanderbilts,butI’veknownMaudsinceshewasababy。She’sa——“ Hepaused,inspectinganickinthechiseledge。AgainPhillips,shiftedinhisseatontheedgeoftheworkbench。 “Well?”heasked。 “Eh?”Jedlookedupinmildinquiry。”Whatisit?”hesaid。 “That’swhatIwanttoknow——whatisit?,Youweretalkingabout,MaudHunniwell。Yousaidyouhadknownhersinceshewasababy,andthatshewas——somethingorother;thatwasasfarasyougot。” “Sho!……Hum……Oh,yes,yes;Iwasgoin’tosayshewasa,mightynicegirl,asniceassheisgood-lookin’andlively。 There’sadozenyoungchapsinthiscountycrazyaboutherthis,minute,butthereain’tanyoneof’emgoodenoughforher…… Hello,yougoin’sosoon?,’Tisn’thalf-pastnineyet,isit?” Phillipsdidnotanswer。Hissomberexpressionwasstillin,evidence。Jedwouldhavelikedtocheerhimup,buthedidnot,knowhow。Howeverhemadeanattemptbychangingthesubject。 “HowisBabbiethismornin’?”heasked。 “She’saslivelyasacricket,ofcourse。Andfullofexcitement。 She’sgoingtoschoolnextMonday,youknow。You’llrathermiss,herabouttheshophere,won’tyou?” “Missher!,MylandofGoshen!,Ishouldn’tbesurprisedifI folleredhertoschoolmyself,likeMary’slittlelamb。Missher! Don’ttalk!” “Well,solong……Whatisit?” “Eh?” “Whatisityouwanttosay?,Youlookasifyouwantedtosay,something。” “DoI?……Hum……Oh,’twasn’tanythingspecial…… How’s——er——how’syoursisterthismornin’?” “Oh,she’swell。Ihaven’tseenhersowellsince——thatis,fora,longtime。You’vemadeagreathitwithSis,Jed,“headded,with,alaugh。”Shecan’tsayenoughgoodthingsaboutyou。Saysyou,areheronedependableinOrham,orsomethinglikethat。” Jed’sfaceturnedabrightred。”Oh,sho,sho!”heprotested,“she,mustn’ttalkthatway。Ihaven’tdoneanything。” “Shesaysyouhave。Well,by-by。” Hewentaway。ItwassometimebeforeJedresumedhischisel- sharpening。 Later,whenhecametoreflectuponhisconversationwithyoung,Phillipstherewereoneortwothingsaboutitwhichpuzzledhim。 TheywerestillpuzzlinghimwhenMaudHunniwellcameintothe,shop。Maud,inanewfallsuit,hatandfur,wasapicture,afact,ofwhichshewasaswellawareasthenextperson。Jed,asalways,wasverygladtoseeher。 “Well,well!”heexclaimed。”Talkaboutangelsand——andtheyfly,in,sotospeak。Realgladtoseeyou,Maud。Sitdown,sitdown。 There’sachair’roundheresomewheres。Nowwhere——?,Oh,yes,I’m,sittin’init。Hum!,That’soneofthereasonswhyIdidn’tsee,it,Ipresumelikely。YoutakeitandI’llfetchanotherfromthe,kitchen。No,Iwon’t,I’llsitonthebench……Hum……has,yourpagotanymoneyleftinthatbankofhis?” MissHunniwellwas,naturally,surprisedatthequestion。 “Why,Ihopeso,“shesaid。”Didyouthinkhehadn’t?” “W-e-e-ll,Ididn’tknow。Thatdressofyours,andthatnew,bonnet,musthaveusedupconsider’ble,tosaynothin’ofthat,woodchuckyou’vegot’roundyourneck。’Tisawoodchuck,ain’t,it?”headded,solemnly。 “Woodchuck!,Well,Ilikethat!,Ifyouknewwhatasilverfox,costsandhowlongIhadtocoaxbeforeIgotthisoneyouwouldbe,morecarefulinyourlanguage,“shedeclared,withatossofher,head。 Jedsighed。”That’sthetroublewithme,“heobserved。”Inever,knowenoughtopickouttherightthings——orfolks——tobecareful,with。IfIsetouttoberealtoadyandhumbletowhatIthinkis,apeacockitgenerallyturnsouttobeaShanghairooster。Andthe,samewhenit’st’otherwayabout。It’sagreatgifttobeableto,tellthereal——er——whatisit?——goldfoxesfromthewoodchucksin,thislife。Iain’tgotitandthat’soneofthetwohundred,thousandreasonswhyIain’trich。” Hebegantohumoneofhisdolefulmelodies。Maudlaughed。 “Mercy,whatalongsermon!”sheexclaimed。”Nowonderyousinga,hymnafterit。” Jedsniffed。”Um……ye-es,“hedrawled。”IfIwasmore,worldly-mindedI’dtakeupacollection,probably。Well,how’sall,theUnitedStatesArmy;thegoldlacepartofit,Imean?” Hisvisitorlaughedagain。”ThosethatIknowseemtobeverywell,andhappy,“shereplied。 “Um……yes……sartin。They’dbehappy,naturally。Howcould,theyhelpit,underthecircumstances?” Hebeganpickingoveranassortmentofsmallhardware,varyinghis,musicalaccompanimentbywhistlinginsteadofsinging。Hisvisitor,lookedathimratheroddly。 “Jed,“sheobserved,“you’rechanged。” Changed?,Iain’tchangedmyclothes,ifthat’swhatyoumean。 CourseifI’dknowIwasgoin’tohavebankers’daughterswith,gold——er——muskrats’roundtheirneckscometoseemeI’dhave,dressedup。” “Oh,Idon’tmeanyourclothes。Imeanyou——yourself——you’ve,changed。” “I’vechanged!,How,formercysakes?” “Oh,lotsofways。Youpaytheladiescomplimentsnow。You,wouldn’thavedonethatayearago。” “Eh?,Paycompliments?,I’mafraidyou’remistaken。Yourpasays,I’msoabsent-mindedandforgetfulthatIdon’tpaysomeofmy,billstillthefolksIowe’emtomakeproclamationsthey’regoin’ tosueme;andotherbillsIpaytwoorthreetimesover。” “Don’ttrytoescapebydodgingthesubject。YouHAVEchangedin,thelastfewmonths。Ithink,“holdingthetailofthesilverfox,beforeherfaceandregardinghimoverit,“Ithinkyoumustbein,love。” “Eh?”Jedlookedpositivelyfrightened。”Inlove!” “Yes。You’reblushingnow。” “Now,now,Maud,thatain’t——that’ssunburn。” “No,it’snotsunburn。Whoisit,Jed?”mischievously。”Isitthe,prettywidow?,IsitMrs。Armstrong?” Agoodhandfulofthehardwarefelltothefloor。Jedthankfully,scrambleddowntopickitup。MissHunniwell,expressing,contritionatbeingindirectlyresponsibleforthemishap,offered,tohelphim。Hedeclined,ofcourse,butinthelittleargument,whichfollowedthedangerousandembarrassingtopicwasforgotten。 ItwasnotuntilshewasabouttoleavetheshopthatMaudagain,mentionedtheArmstrongname。Andthen,oddlyenough,itwasshe,notMr。Winslow,whoshowedembarrassment。 “Jed,“shesaid,“whatdoyousupposeIcamehereforthismorning?” Jed’sreplywassurprisinglyprompt。 “Toshowyournewrig-out,ofcourse,“hesaid。”’Vanityof,vanities,allisvanity。’,There,NOWIcantakeupacollection,can’tI?” Hisvisitorpouted。”IfyoudoIshan’tputanythinginthebox,“ shedeclared。”TheideaofthinkingthatIcameherejusttoshow,offmynewthings。I’veagoodmindnottoinviteyouatallnow。” Shedoubtlessexpectedapologiesandquestionsastowhat,invitationwasmeant。Theymighthavebeenforthcominghadnotthe,windmillmakerbeenengagedjustatthatmomentingazing,abstractedlyatthedoorofthelittlestovewhichheated,orwas,intendedtoheat,theworkshop。Hedidnotappeartohaveheard,herremark,sotheyoungladyrepeatedit。Stillhepaidno,attention。MissMaud,havinginheritedagoodlyshareofthe,Hunniwelldisposition,demandedanexplanation。 “Whatintheworldisthematterwithyou?”sheasked。”Whyare,youstaringatthatstove?” Jedstartedandcametolife。”Eh?”heexclaimed。”Oh,Iwas,thinkin’whataneverlastin’nuisance’twas——thestove,Imean。It,needsmorewoodabouteveryfiveminutesintheday,seemsto—— needsitnow,that’swhatmademethinkofit。Iwasjust,wonderin’if’twouldn’tbeagoodnotiontosetitupoutinthe,yard。” “Outintheyard?,Putthestoveoutintheyard?,Forgoodness’ sake,whatfor?” Jedclaspedhiskneeinhishandandswunghisfootbackandforth。 “Oh“hedrawled,“if’twasoutintheyardIshouldn’tknowwhether,itneededwoodornot,so’twouldn’tbeallthetimebotherin’me。” However,heroseandreplenishedthestove。MissHunniwell,laughed。Thenshesaid:“Jed,youdon’tdeserveit,becauseyou,didn’thearmewhenIfirstdroppedthehint,butIcamehere,withaninvitationforyou。PaandIexpectyoutoeatyour,Thanksgivingdinnerwithus。” IfshehadaskedhimtoeatitinjailJedcouldnothavebeenmore,disturbed。 “Now——now,Maud,“hestammered,“I——I’meversomuchobligedto,you,butI——Idon’tseehow——“ “Nonsense!,Iseehowperfectlywell。Youalwaysactjustthisway,wheneverIinviteyoutoanything。You’renotafraidofPaorme,areyou?” “W-e-e-ll,well,Iain’tafraidofyourPa’sIknowof,butof,course,whensuchafascinatin’youngwomanasyoucomesalong,all,riggeduptokill,why,it’snaturalthatanoldsinglereliclike,meshouldgetkindofnervous。” Maudclaspedherhands。”Oh,“shecried,“there’sanother,compliment!,YouHAVEchanged,Jed。I’mgoingtoaskFatherwhat,itmeans。” ThistimeJedwasreallyalarmed。”Now,now,now,“heprotested,“don’tgotellyourPayarnsaboutme。He’llcomeinhereand,pestermetodeath。Youknowwhatateaseheiswhenhegets,started。Don’t,Maud,don’t。” Shelookedhugelydelightedattheprospect。Hereyessparkled,withmischief。”Icertainlyshalltellhim,“shedeclared,“unless,youpromisetoeatwithusonThanksgivingDay。Oh,comealong,don’tbesosilly。You’veeatenatourhousehundredsoftimes。” Thiswasaslightexaggeration。Jedhadeatentherepossiblyfive,timesinthelastfiveyears。Hehesitated。 “Ain’tgoin’tobeanyothercompany,isthere?”heasked,aftera,moment。ItwasnowthatMaudshowedherfirstsymptomsof,embarrassment。 “Why,“shesaid,twirlingthefoxtailandlookingatthefloor,“theremaybeoneortwomore。Ithought——ImeanPaandIthought,perhapswemightinviteMrs。ArmstrongandBabbie。Youknowthem,Jed,sotheywon’tbelikestrangers。AndPathinksMrs。Armstrong,isaverynicelady,arealadditiontothetown;I’veheardhim,saysooften,“sheadded,earnestly。 Jedwassilent。Shelookedupathimfromunderthebrimofthe,newhat。 “Youwouldn’tmindthem,Jed,wouldyou?”sheasked。”They,wouldn’tbelikestrangers,youknow。” Jedrubbedhischin。”I——Idon’tknow’sIwould,“hemused,“alwaysprovidin’theydidn’tmindme。ButIdon’tcal’lateMrs。 Ruth——Mrs。Armstrong,Imean——wouldwanttoleaveCharlietohome,aloneonThanksgivin’Day。IfshetookBabbie,youknow,there,wouldn’tbeanybodylefttokeephimcompany。” MissHunniwelltwirledthefoxtailinanoppositedirection。”Oh,ofcourse,“shesaid,withelaboratecarelessness,“weshould,inviteMrs。Armstrong’sbrotherifweinvitedher。Ofcoursewe,shouldHAVEtodothat。” Jednodded,buthemadenocomment。Hisvisitorwatchedhimfrom,beneaththehatbrim。 “You——youhaven’tanyobjectiontoMr。Phillips,haveyou?”she,queried。 “Eh?,Objections?,ToCharlie?,Oh,no,no。” “Youlikehim,don’tyou?,Fatherlikeshimverymuch。” “Yes,indeed;likehimfust-rate。AllhandslikeCharlie,the,women-folksespecially。” TherewasaperceptibleintervalbeforeMissHunniwellspokeagain。 “Whatdoyoumeanbythat?”sheasked。 “Eh?,Oh,nothin’,exceptthat,accordin’toyourdad,he’sa,’speciallygoodhandatwaitin’onthewomenandgirlsupatthe,bank,politeandniceto’em,youknow。He’sevenmadeahitwith,oldMelissyBusteed,andittakesaregularfellertodothat。” HewouldnotpromisetoappearattheHunniwellhomeon,Thanksgiving,buthedidagreetothinkitover。Maudhadtobe,contentwiththat。However,shedeclaredthatsheshouldtakehis,acceptanceforgranted。 “Weshallsetaplaceforyou,“shesaid。”Ofcourseyou’llcome。 Itwillbesuchaniceparty,youandPaandMrs。ArmstrongandI andlittleBabbie。Oh,we’llhavegreatfun,seeifwedon’t。” “AndCharlie;you’releavin’outCharlie,“Jedremindedher。 “Oh,yes,soIwas。Well,Isupposehe’llcome,too。Good-by。” Sheskippedaway,wavinghimafarewellwiththetailofthesilver,fox。Jed,gazingafterher,rubbedhischinreflectively。 HisindecisionconcerningtheacceptanceoftheHunniwell,invitationlasteduntilthedaybeforeThanksgiving。ThenBarbara,addedherpersuasionstothoseofCaptainSamandhisdaughterand,hegavein。 “Ifyoudon’tgo,UncleJed,“assertedBabbie,“we’reallgoin’to,beawfullydisappointed,’speciallymeandPetunia——andMamma——and,UncleCharlie。” “Oh,thentherestofyoufolkswon’tcare,Ipresumelikely?” Babbiethoughtitover。”Why,therearen’tanymoreofus,“she,said。”Oh,Isee!,You’rejokingagain,aren’tyou,UncleJed? ’MosteverybodyIknowlaughswhentheymakejokes,butyoudon’t,youlookasifyouweregoingtocry。That’swhyIdon’tlaugh,sometimesrightoff,“sheexplained,politely。”Ifyouwasreally,feelingsobaditwouldn’tbenicetolaugh,youknow。” Jedlaughedthen,himself。”SoPetuniawouldfeelbadifIdidn’t,gotoSam’s,wouldshe?”heinquired。 “Yes,“solemnly。”Shetoldmesheshouldn’teatonesinglething,ifyoudidn’tgo。She’saveryhigh-strungchild。” Thatsettledit。JedarguedthatPetuniamustonnoaccountbe,strunghigherthanshewasandconsentedtodineatthe,Hunniwells’。 ThedaybeforeThanksgivingbroughtanothervisitortothewindmill,shop,oneaswelcomeashewasunexpected。Jed,hearingthedoor,tothestockroomopen,shouted“Comein“fromhisseatatthe,workbenchintheinnerroom。Whenhissummonswasobeyedhelooked,uptoseeakhaki-cladfigureadvancingwithextendedhand。 “Why,hello,Major!”heexclaimed。”I’mrealgladto——,Eh,’tain’tMajorGrover,isit?,Who——,Why,LeanderBabbitt!,Well,well,well!” YoungBabbittwasstraightandsquare-shoulderedandbrown。 MilitarytrainingandlifeatCampDevenshadwroughtthemiracle,inhiscasewhichitworksinsomany。Jedfoundithardto,recognizethestoop-shoulderedsonofthehardwaredealerinthe,spruceyoungsoldierbeforehim。WhenhecomplimentedLeanderupon,theimprovementthelatterdisclaimedanycredit。 “Thankthedrillmastersecondandyourselffirst,Jed,“hesaid。 “They’llmakeamanofafellowupthereatAyerifhe’llgive’em,halfachance。ProbablyIshouldn’thavehadthechanceifit,hadn’tbeenforyou。Youweretheonewhoreallyputmeupto,enlisting。” Jedrefusedtolisten。”Can’tmakeamanoutofapunkinhead,“he,asserted。”Ifyouhadn’thadtherightstuffinyou,Leander,drillmastersnornobodyelsecouldhavefetcheditout。Howdo,youlikebelongin’toUncleSam?” YoungBabbittlikeditandsaidso。”IfeelasifIweredoing,somethingatlast,“hesaid;“asifIwaspartofthebiggestthing,intheworld。CourseI’monlyamightylittlepart,but,after,all,it’ssomething。” Jednodded,gravely。”Youbetit’ssomethin’,“heargued。”It’sa,lot,awholelot。IonlywishIwasstandin’alongsideofyouin,theranks,Leander……I’dbeasight,though,wouldn’tI?”he,added,hisliptwitchinginthefleetingsmile。”Whatdoyouthink,theCommodore,orGeneral,orwhoever’tisbossesthingsatthe,camp,wouldsaywhenhesawme?,He’dthinktheflagpolehadgrown,feet,andwaswalkin’round,Ical’late。” Heaskedhisyoungfriendwhatreceptionhemetwithuponhis,returnhome。Leandersmiledruefully。 “Mystep-motherseemedgladenoughtoseeme,“hesaid。”SheandI hadsomelongtalksonthesubjectandIthinkshedoesn’tblameme,muchforgoingintotheservice。Itoldherthewholestoryand,downinherheart,IbelieveshethinksIdidright。” Jednodded。”Don’tseehowshecouldhelpit,“hesaid。”Howdoes,yourdadtakeit?” Leanderhesitated。”Well,“hesaid,“youknowFather。Hedoesn’t,changehismindeasily。HeandIdidn’tgetasclosetogetherasI wishwecould。Anditwasn’tmyfaultthatwedidn’t,“headded,earnestly。 Jedunderstood。HehadknownPhineasBabbittformanyyearsandhe,knewthelittleman’shard,implacabledispositionandtheviolence,ofhisprejudices。 “Um-hm,“hesaid。”Allthesame,Leander,Ibelieveyourfather,thinksmoreofyouthanhedoesofanythingelseonearth。” “Ishouldn’twonderifyouwasright,Jed。Butontheotherhand,I’mafraidheandIwillneverbethesameafterIcomebackfrom,thewar——alwaysprovidingIdocomeback,ofcourse。” “Sshh,sshh!,Don’ttalkthatway。Courseyou’llcomeback。” “Younevercantell。However,ifIknewIwasn’tgoingto,it,wouldn’tmakeanydifferenceinmyfeelingsaboutgoing。I’mglad,IenlistedandI’mmightythankfultoyouforbackingmeupinit。 Ishan’tforgetit,Jed。” “Sho,sho!,It’seasytotellotherfolkswhattodo。That’show,theKaiserearnshissalary;onlyhegivesadvicetotheAlmighty,andIain’tgotasfaralongasthatyet。” Theydiscussedthewaringeneralandbysections。Justbeforehe,left,youngBabbittsaid: “Jed,thereisonethingthatworriesmealittleinconnection,withFather。Hewasbitteragainstthewarbeforewewentintoit,andbeforeheandCap’nSamHunniwellhadtheirstringofrows。 SincethenandsinceIenlistedhehasbeenworsethanever。The,thingshesaysagainstthegovernmentandagainstthecountrymake,MEwanttolickhim——andI’mhisownson。Iamreallyscaredfor,fearhe’llgethimselfjailedforbeingatraitororsomethingof,thatsort。” Mr。WinslowaskedifPhineas’feelingagainstCaptainHunniwellhad,softenedatall。Leander’sreplywasavigorousnegative。 “Notabit,“hedeclared。”Hehatesthecap’nworsethanever,if,that’spossible,andhe’lldohimsomebadturnsomeday,ifhe,can,I’mafraid。Youmustthinkit’squeermyspeakingthiswayof,myownfather,“headded。”Well,Idon’ttoanyoneelse。Somehow,afellowalwaysfeelsasifhecouldsayjustwhathethinksto,you,JedWinslow。Ifeelthatway,anyhow。” HeandJedshookhandsatthedoorintheearlyNovembertwilight。 LeanderwastoeathisThanksgivingdinnerathomeandthenleave,forcampontheafternoontrain。 “Well,good-by,“hesaid。 Jedseemedloathtorelinquishthehandclasp。 “Oh,don’tsaygood-by;it’sjust’Seeyoulater,’“hereplied。 Leandersmiled。”Ofcourse。Well,then,seeyoulater,Jed。 We’llwriteonceinawhile;eh?” Jedpromised。Theyoungfellowstrodeoffintothedusk。Somehow,withhissquareshouldersandhistanned,resolutecountryface,he,seemedtotypifyYoungAmericasettingcheerfullyforthtoface—— anything——thatHonorandDecencymaystillbemorethanemptywords,inthisworldofours。 CHAPTERXIV TheHunniwellThanksgivingdinnerwasanentiresuccess。Even,CaptainSamhimselfwasforcedtoadmitit,althoughheprofessed,todosowithreluctance。 “Yes,“hesaid,withanelaboratewinkinthedirectionofhis,guests,“it’saprettygooddinner,considerin’everything。Of,course’tain’twhatafellerusedtogetdownatSamCoy’seatin’- houseonAtlanticAvenue,butit’sprettygood——asIsay,when,everything’sconsidered。” Hisdaughterwashighlyindignant。”Doyoumeantosaythatthis,dinnerisn’tasgoodasthoseyouusedtogetatthatBoston,restaurant,Pa?”shedemanded。”Don’tyoudaresaysuchathing。” Herfathertuggedathisbeardandlookedtremendouslysolemn。 “Well,“heobserved,“asaboyIwasbroughtuptoalwaysspeakthe,truthandI’vetriedtoliveuptomyearlytrainin’。Speakin’as,atruthfulman,then,I’mobligedtosaythatthisdinnerain’t,likethoseIusedtogetatSamCoy’s。” Ruthputinaword。”Well,then,CaptainHunniwell,“shesaid,“I thinktherestaurantyourefertomustbeoneofthebestinthe,world。” Beforethecaptaincouldreply,Mauddiditforhim。 “Mrs。Armstrong,“shecautioned,“youmustn’ttakemyfathertoo,seriously。Hedearlylovestocatchpeoplewithwhathehopesisa,joke。Foraminutehecaughtevenmethistime,butIseethrough,himnow。Hedidn’tsaythedinnerathispreciousrestaurantwas,BETTERthanthisone,hesaiditwasn’tlikeit,that’sall。Which,isprobablytrue,“sheadded,withwitheringscorn。”ButwhatI shouldliketoknowiswhathemeansbyhis’everything,considered。’“ Herfather’sgravitywasunshaken。”Well,“hesaid,“allImeant,wasthatthiswasaprettygooddinner,considerin’whowas,responsibleforgettin’itup。” “Isee,Isee。Mrs。Ellis,ourhousekeeper,andIareresponsible,Mrs。Armstrong,soyouunderstandnowwhoheisshootingat。Very,well,Pa,“sheadded,calmly,“therestofuswillhaveourdessert,now。YoucangetyoursatSamCoy’s。” ThedessertwasmincepieandaBostonfrozenpudding,thelatter,anespecialfavoriteofCaptainSam’s。Hecapitulatedatonce。 “’Kamerad!,Kamerad!’“hecried,holdingupbothhands。”That’s,whattheGermanssaywhentheysurrender,ain’tit?,Igivein,Maud。Youcanshootmeagainstastonewall,ifyouwantto,only,givememyfrozenpuddin’first。Itain’tsomuchthatIlikethe,puddin’,“heexplainedtoMrs。Armstrong,“butInevercanmakeout,whetherit’sflavoredwithtansyorspearmint。Maudwon’ttellme,butIknowit’ssomethin’old-fashionedandremindsmeofmy,grandmother;or,maybe,it’smygrandfather;cometothink,Iguess,likely’tis。”