Ihadn\'tpaidnopertic\'lerattentiontotheotherfellerwithhimwhentheystoppedatourplace,exceptingtonoticehewaskindofslimandblack-
hairedandfunnycomplected。ButIseennowI
orteroflookedcloseter。FurI\'llbedad-bingedifheweren\'tanInjun!Thereheset,underthattheregasolinelampthewagonwasalllitupwith,withmoccasinson,andbeadsandshellsalloverhim,andthegaudiestturkeytailoffeathersrain-
bowingdownfromhisheadyoueversee,andablanketaroundhimthatwasgaudierthanthefeathers。Andheshinedandrattledeverytimehemoved。
Thatwagonwasahullopryhousetoitself。ItwasrolledoutinfrontofSmith\'sPalaceHotelwithoutthehosses。Thefrontpartwasfilledwithbottlesofmedicine。Thedoctor,hebegunbusinessbytakingoutalongbrasshornandtootingonit。
Theywasaboutadozencome,buttheywasmostlyboys。ThenhimandtheInjunpickedupsomebanjoesandsungacomicsongoutloudandclear。
Andtheywasanotherdozenorsocome。Andtheysunganothersong,andPopWilkins,heclosedupthepost-officeandcomeoverandtheothertwoveteransoftheGrandArmyoftheRepublicansthatalwaysplayscheckersintherenightscomealongwithhim。Butitwasn\'tmuchofacrowd,andthedoctorhelookedsorto\'worried。Ihadagoodplace,rightnearthehindwheelofthewagonwhereherestedhisfootoccasional,andIseenwhathewasthinking。SoIsaystohim:
“DoctorKirby,Iguessthecrowdisallgonetothecircusaginto-night。“AndallthemfellersthereseenIknowedhim。
“Iguessso,Rube,“hesaystome。Andtheyalllaughed\'causehecalledmeRube,andIfeltkindoftookdown。
ThenhelitintotellaboutthatInjunmedicine。
Firstoffhetoldhowhecometofindoutaboutit。ItwasthefatheroftheInjunwhatwaswithhimhadshowedhim,hesaid。Anditwasinthedaysofhisyouthfulness,whenhewaswild,andacowboyontheplainsofOregon。Well,onenighthesays,theywasanawfulfightontheplainsofOregon,whereverthemis,andhegotpluggedfullofbulletholes。Andhishossrunawaywithhimandhewascarriedoff,andthehosswasgoingatadeadrun,andthebloodwasrunningdownontotheground。Andthewolvessmeltthebloodandtookoutafterhim,yippingandyowlingsomethingfrightfultohear,andthehosshekickedoutbe-
hindandkilledtheheadwolfandtheothersstoppedtoeathimup,andwhiletheywaseatinghimthehossgainedaquarterofamile。Buttheyethimupandtheywasgainingagin,furthesmellofhumanbloodwasontheplainsofOregon,hesays,andthesightofhismother\'sfacewhensheasthimnevertobeacowboycometohiminthemoonlight,andheknowedthatsomehowallwouldyetbewell,andthenhemustoffaintedandheknowednomoretillhewokeupinatentontheplainsofOregon。
AndtheywasanoldInjunbendingoverhimandabeautifulInjunmaidenwasfeelingofhispulse,andtheysaystohim:
“Paleface,takehope,furwewilldoctoryouwithSiwashInjunSagraw,whichisnature\'sowncurefuralldiseases。“
Theydoneit。Andhegotwell。IthadbeenasecretamongthemthereInjunsfurthousandsandthousandsofyears。AnyInjunthatgiveawaythesecretwaskilledandrubbedofftherollsofthetribeandburiedindisgraceupontheplainsofOregon。Andthedoctorwasmadeabloodbrotherofthechief,andlearntthesecretofthatmedicine。
Finallyhegotthechieftoseeasitwasn\'tChristiantoholdbackthattheremedicinefromtheworldnolonger,andthechief,hisheartwassoftened,andhesaystogo。
“Go,mybrother,“hesays,“andgivetothepalefacesthemedicinethathasbeenkeptsecretfurthousandsandthousandsofyearsamongtheSiwashInjunsontheplainsofOregon。“
Andhewent。Itwasn\'tthathewantedtomakenomoneyoutofthattheremedicine。Hecouldofmadeallthemoneyhewantedbeingadoctorinthereg\'larway。Butwhathewantedwastospreadthegladtidingsofgoodhealthalloverthisfairlandofourn,hesays。
Well,sir,hewasatalker,thattheredoctorwas,andheknowedmorereligioussayingsandpoetryalongwithit,thananyfellerIeverhearn。Hegoesonandhetellshowawfulsickpeoplecanmanagetogetandneverknowit,andnooneelseneversuspicionit,andlivealongfuryearsandyearsthat-a-way,andallthetimeindangerofdeath。
Hesaysitmakeshimweepwhenheseesthempoordilutedfoolsgoingaroundandthinkingtheyiswellmen,talkingandlaughingandmarryingandgivingintomarriagerightontheedgeofthegrave。
Heseesdozensof\'emineverytownhecomesto。
Buttheycan\'tfoolhim,hesays。Hecantellataglancewho\'sgotBright\'sDiseaseintheirkidneysandwhoain\'t。Hisownfather,hesays,wasdeathlysickfuryearsandyearsandneverknowedit,andtheknowledgecomeonhimsuddenlike,andhedied。ThatwasbeforeSiwashInjunSagrawwaseverfoundoutabout。DoctorKirbybrokedownandcriedrightthereinthewagonwhenhethoughtofhowhisfathermightofbeensavedifhewasonlyalivenowthatthatmedicinewasputupintobottleform,sixfurafive-dollarbillsolongashewasintown,andafterthattwodollarsfureachbottleatthedrugstore。
HeunrolledabigchartandtheInjunheltitbythattheregasolinelamp,soallcouldsee,turningthepagesnowandthen。Itwasamapofaman\'sinsideorgansanddigestiveornamentsandthings。
Theywasredandblue,likeeachorgan\'sowndiseasehadturnedit,andsomeof\'emwasyaller。
Andtheywasalongstringofdiseasesprintedinblackhangingdownfromeachorgan\'spicture。I
neverknowedbeforetheywassomanydiseasesnoryetsomanythingstohave\'emin。
Well,Iwasfeelingpurtygoodwhenthatshowstarted。Butthedoc,hekep\'lookingrightatmeeverynowandthenwhenhetalked,andIcouldn\'tkeepmyeyesoff\'nhim。
“Doesyourheartbeatfastwhenyouexercise?”
heaststhecrowd。“Isyourtonguecoatedaftermeals?Doyoureyesleakwhenyournoseisstoppedup?Doyouperspireunderyourarmpits?Doyoueverhavearinginginyourears?Doesyourstomachhurtyouaftermeals?Doesyourbackeverache?Doyoueverhavepainsinyourlegs?
Doyoureyesblurwhenyoulookatthesun?Areyourteethcoated?Doesyourhaircomeoutwhenyoucombit?Isyourbreathshortwhenyouwalkupstairs?Doyourfeetswellinwarmweather?
Aretherewhitespotsonyourfingernails?Doyoudrawyourbreathpartofthetimethroughonenostrilandpartofthetimethroughtheother?
Doyoueverhavenightmare?Didyournosebleedeasilywhenyouweregrowingup?Doesyourskinfesterwhenscratched?Areyoureyesgummyinthemornings?Then,“hesays,“ifyouhaveanyorallofthesesymptoms,yourbloodisbad,andyourliveriswastingaway。“
Well,sir,IseenIwasinabadway,furatonetimeoranotherIhadhadmostofthemtheresignsandwarnings,andhadn\'theeded\'em,andIhadsomeof\'emyet。Ibeguntofeelkindo\'sick,andlookingatthemorgansanddiseasesdidn\'thelpmenone,either。Thedoctor,helitoutonanotherstringofsymptoms,andIhadthem,too。SeemstomeIhadpurtynigheverythingbutfits。Kidneycomplaintandconsumptionbothhadaholtonme。
Itwasaboutaevenbetwhichwouldgetmefirst。
Ikindo\'gottowonderingwhich。IfiggeredfromwhathesaidthatI\'dhadconsumptiontheLONGEST
while,butmykindofkidneytroublewasanawfulSLYkind,anditwaslibletojumpinwithoutnowarninga-tallandjestnatcherallywipemeoutQUICK。SoIsorto\'betonthekidneytrouble。
ButIseenIwasagoner,andIforgiveHankallhisorneriness,furafellerdon\'twanttodieholdinggrudges。
Takingitthehullwaythrough,thatwasaboutthebestmedicineshowIeverseen。Buttheydidn\'tsellmuch。Allthepeoplewhathadanymoneywastothecircusaginthatnight。Sotheysungsomemoresongsandclosedearlyandwentintothehotel。
CHAPTERIV
Well,thenextmorningI\'mfeelingcon-
siderablebetter,andthinkmebbyI\'mgo-
ingtoliveafterall。Igotupearlier\'nHankdid,andslippedoutwithouthimseeingme,anddidn\'tgonightheshopa-tall。FurnowI\'velickedHankoncetIfiggerhewon\'tresttillhehaswipedthatdisgraceout,andhewon\'tcareadernwhathepicksuptodoitwith,nuther。
Theywasacrickaboutahundredyardsfromourhouse,inthewoods,andIwentoverthereandlaiddownandwatcheditrunby。Ilaidawfulstill,thinkingIwishtIwasawayfromthattown。Purtysoonasquirrelcomesdownandsetsonalogandwatchesme。Ithrowedanacornathim,andhescootedupatreequicker\'nscatt。AndthenI
wishtIhadn\'tscaredhimaway,furitlookedlikeheknowedIwasintrouble。PurtysoonItakesaswim,andcomesoutandlaystheresomemore,spittingintothewaterandthinkingwhatshallIdonow,andwatchingbirdsandthingsmov-
ingaround,andantsworkingharder\'neverI
wouldaginunlessIgotbetterprayfurit,andtheseheretumblebugskickingtheirloadsalonghindendto。
Afterawhileitisgettingalongtowardnoon,andI\'mfeelinghungry。ButIdon\'twanttohavenomoretroublewithHank,andIjestlaysthere。I
hearntwomencomingthroughtheunderbrush。
Irizuponmyelbowtolook,andoneofthemwasDoctorKirbyandtheotherwasLooey,onlyLooeywasn\'tanInjunthismorning。
Theysetsdownontherootsofabigtreealittlewaysoff,withtheirbackstowardme,andtheyain\'tseenme。SonacherallyIlistenedtowhattheywasjawingabout。Theywasbothkindo\'
madatthehullworld,andatourtowninpertic\'ler,andsomeateachother,too。Thedoctor,hesays:
“Ihaven\'thadsuchrottenlucksinceIplayedthebloodhoundinaTomShow——Wereyoueveran\'UncleTom\'sCabin\'artist,Looey?——andajusticeofthepeaceoverinIowafinedmefivedollarsforbeingonthestreetwithoutamuzzle。
Saiditwasacityordinance。TalkaboutthegentleRubebeinganeasymark!Ifthesecountrytownsdon\'tgetthewanderingminstrel\'smoneyonewaytheywillanother!”
“It\'syourownfault,“saysLooey,kindo\'sour。
“Ican\'tseeit,“saysDoctorKirby。“HowdidIknowthatalltheseapple-knockershadbeenfilledupwithSykes\'sMagicRemedyonlytwoweeksago?Imayhavebeenaspiritualisticmediuminmytimenowandthen,“hesays,“andamindreader,too,butI\'mnoprophet。“
“Iain\'ttalkingaboutthebusiness,Doc,andyouknowit,“saysLooey。“We\'dbeallrightandhaveourhorsesandwagonnowifyou\'donlystucktobusinessandnotgotusintothatpokergame。
Talkaboutsuckers!Doc,foramanthathasskinnedasmanyof\'emasyouhave,you\'retheworstsuckeryourselfIeversaw。“
Thedoctor,hecussesthepokergameandcountrytownsandmedicineshowsandthehullcreationandsaysheissodisgustedwithlifeheguesseshe\'llgoandbeapreacherorabeardedladyinaside-
show。ButLooey,hedon\'tcheerupnone。Hesays:
“Allright,Doc,butit\'snousetalking。YoucanTALKallright。Weallknowthat。Theques-
tionishowarewegoingtogetourhorsesandwagonawayfromtheseRubes?”
Ilistenssomemore,andIseenthemfellerswasreallyintobadtrouble。DoctorKirby,hehadgotintoapokergameatSmith\'sPalaceHotelthenightbefore,rightaftertheshow。HehadwonfromJakeSmith,whichrunit,andfromtheothers。
Butshucks!itnevermadenodifferencewhatyouwoninthatcrowd。TheyhaddoneDoctorKirbyandLooeyliketheyalwaysdoneadrummerorastrangerthatcomealongtothattownandwasfoolenoughtoplaypokerwiththem。Theywasn\'tachancetfuranoutsider。Ifthedrummerlost,theywouldtakehismoneyandthatwouldbealltheywastoit。Butifthedrummergottowinninggood,someonewouldslipout\'nthehotelandtellSiEmery,whichwasthecitymarshal。AndSiwouldgetRalphScott,thatworkedfurJakeSmithinhisliverystable,andpinastarontoRalph,too。
Andtheywouldbearrestedfurgambling,onlythemthatlivedinourtownwouldgetaway。WhichSiandRalphwasalwaysscaredeverytimetheydoneit。Thenthedrummer,orwhoeveritwas,wouldbetooktothecalaboose,andspendallnightthere。
InthemorningtheywouldbetookbeforeSquireMatthews,thatwasjusticeofthepeace。Theywouldbefinedabigfine,andhewouldgetallthedrummerhadwonandallhehadbrungtotownwithhimbesides。SquireMatthewsandJakeSmithandWindyGoodellandMartWatson,whichthetwolastwaslawyers,wasalwaysplayingthattheregameondrummersthatwasfoolenoughtoplaypoker。Hank,hesayshebettheydivideditupafterward,thoughitwassupposedthemfineswenttothetown。Well,theyplayedapurtyclostegameofpokerinourlittletown。ItwasjestlikethedoctorsaystoLooey:
“ByGeorge,“hesays,“itisawell-nighperfectthing。Ifyouloseyoulose,andifyouwinyoulose。“
Well,thedoctor,hehadstartedoutwinningthenightbefore。AndSiEmeryandRalphScotthadarrestedthem。Andthatmorning,whileIhadbeenlayingbythecrickandtherestofthetownwasseeingthefun,theyhadbeentookaforeSquireMatthewsandfinedonehundredandtwenty-fivedollarsapiece。Thedoctor,hetellsSquireMat-
thewsitisanoutrage,anditain\'tlegaliftriedinabiggercourt,andtheyain\'tthatmuchmoneyintheworldsofurasheknows,andhewon\'tpayit。But,thesquire,hesaysthetimehascometoteachthemtravellingfakirsasisalwaysrunningaroundthecountrywithshowsandelectricbeltsandthingsthattheygottostopdreeningthattownofhard-earnedmoney,andhehasdecidedtomakeanexampleof\'em。TheonlytwolawyersintownisWindyandMart,whichhasbeeninthepokergametheirselves,thesameasalways。Thedoctorsaysthehullthingisaput-upjob,andhecan\'tgetthemoney,andhewouldn\'tifhecould,andhe\'lllayinthattowncalabooseandrottherestofhislifeandeatthetownpoorbeforehe\'llstandit。Andthesquiresayshe\'lljesttaketheirhossesandwagonfurc\'latteraltilltheymakeuptherestofthetwohundredandfiftydollars。
AndthehossesandwagonwasnowintheliverystablenexttoSmith\'sPalaceHotel,whichJakerunthattoo。
Well,Ithinkstomyself,itISadernshame,andIfeltsorryfurthemtwofellers。Furourtownwasjestasgoodasstealingthatproperty。AndI
feltkindo\'shamedofbelongingtosuchatown,too。
AndIthinkstomyself,I\'dliketohelp\'emoutofthatscrape。AndthenIseenhowIcoulddoit,andnotgettookupfurit,neither。So,withoutthinking,allofasuddenIjumpsupandsays:
“Say,DoctorKirby,Igotascheme!”
Theyjumpsuptoo,andtheylooksatmestartled。
Thenthedoctorkindo\'laughsandsays:
“Why,it\'stheyoungblacksmith!”
Looey,hesays,lookingatmehardandsuspicious:
“Whatkindofaschemeareyoutalkingabout?”
“Why,“saysI,“togetthatoutfitofyourn。“
“You\'vebeenlisteningtous,“saysLooey。
Looeywasoneofthemquiet-lookingfellersthatneverlaughedmuchnortalkedmuch。Looey,henevermadefunofnobody,whichthedoctorwasalwaysdoing,andIwouldn\'tofcaredtomakefunofLooeymuch,either。
“Yes,“Isays,“Ibeenlayingherefurquiteaspell,andquitenatcheralIlistenedtoyou,asanyoneelsewouldofdone。AndmebbyIcangetthatteamandwagonofyournwithoutitcostingyouacent。“
Well,theydidn\'tknowwhattosay。Theyastsmehow,butIsaystoleaveitalltome。“Walkrightalongdownthisherecrick,“Isays,“tillyougettowhereitcomesout\'nthewoodsandrunsacrosttheroadinunderanironbridge。That\'saboutahalfamileeast。Jestaftertheroadcrossesthebridgeitforks。Taketherightforkandwalkanotherhalfamileandyou\'llseealittleyaller-
paintedschoolhousesettinglonesomeonasandhill。Theyain\'tnoschoolinitnow。Youwaittherefurme,“Isays,“furacoupleofhours。AfterthatifIain\'tthereyou\'llknowIcan\'tmakeit。
ButIthinkI\'llmakeit。“
Theylooksateachotherandtheylooksatme,andthentheygooffalittlepieceandtalklow,andthenthedoctorsaystome:
“Rube,“hesays,“Idon\'tknowhowyoucanworkanythingonusthathasn\'tbeenworkedalready。We\'vegotnothingmorewecanlose。
Yougotoit,Rube。“Andtheystartedoff。
SoIwentovertown。JakeSmithwassettingonthepiazzainfrontofhishotel,chawingandspittingtobacco,withhisfeetagintherailinglikehealwaysdone,andoneofhiseyessquinchedupandhishatovertheotherone。
“Jake,“Isays,“where\'sthattheredoctor?”
Jake,hespitcarefulaforeheanswered,andhepulledhislong,scragglymoustachecareful,andhesquinchedhiseyesatme。Jakewasacarefulmanineverythinghedone。
“Idunno,Danny,“hesays。“Why?”
“Well,“Isays,“Hanksentmeovertogetthatwagonandthemhossesoftheirnandfinishthatjob。“
“Thattherewagon,“saysJake,“isinmybarn,withSiEmerywatchingher,andshehasgottostaytheretillthelawletsherloose。“IfiggeredtomyselfJakecouldusethatteamandwagoninhisbusiness,andwasgoingtobuyhercheapoffnthetown,whatshareofherhedidn\'tfiggerheownedalready。
“Why,Jake,“Isays,“Ihopetheyain\'tbeennotroubleofnokindthathasdrugthelawintoyourbarn!”
“Well,Danny,“hesays,“theyHASbeenalittletrouble。Butit\'saboutover,now,Iguess。Andthatthereoutfitbelongstothetownnow。“
“Youdon\'tsayso!”saysI,surprised-like。
“WhenIseenthemmenlastnightitlookedtomeliketheywastoofinedressedtobehonest。“
“Idon\'tthinktheybe,Danny,“saysJake,confidential。“Inmyopiniontheyismightybadcustomers。Buttheyhasgotonthewrongsideofthelawnow,andIguesstheywon\'tstayaroundheremuchlonger。“
“Well,“saysI,“Hankwillbeglad。“
“Furwhat?”astsJake。
“Well,“saysI,“becausehegothispayinadvancefurthatjobandnowhedon\'thavetofinishit。
Theycomealongtoourplaceaboutsundownyesterday,andwenailedashoeononehoss。Theywasacoupleofotherhoofsneededfixing,andthetireononeofthehindwheelswasbeginningtorattleloose。“
IhadnoticedthatloosetirewhenIwasstandingbythehindwheelthenightbefore,anditcomeinhandynow。SoIgoeson:
“Hank,heallowedhe\'dfixthehullthingfursixbottlesofthatInjunmedicine。Elmirahasbeenailinglately,andhewanteditfurher。SotheyhandedHankoutsixbottlesthenandthere。“
“Huh!”saysJake。“Sothejobisallpaidfur,isit?”
“Yes,“saysI,“andIwasexpectingtodoitmyself。ButnowIguessI\'llgofishinginstead。
Theyain\'tnootherjobintheshop。“
“I\'llbedingedifyou\'vegottimetofish,“saysJake。“I\'mexpectingmebbytobuythatrigoffthetownmyselfwhenthelawletslooseofit。Soifthefixingispaidfur,Iwanteverythingfixed。“
“Jake,“saysI,kindofworriedlike,“Idon\'twanttodoitwithoutthatdoctorsaystogoahead。“
“Theyain\'this\'nnolonger,“saysJake。
“Idunno,“saysI,“asyougotanyrighttomakemedoit,Jake。Itdon\'tlooktomelikeit\'snoharmtobeatacoupleoffellerslikethemoutoftheirmedicine。AndIDIDwanttogofishingthisafternoon。“
ButJakewasthatcarefulandstingyhe\'dtrytoskinahosstwicetifitdied。He\'sboundtogetthatjobdone,now。
“Danny,“hesays,“yougottodothatwork。
Itain\'tHONESTnotto。Whatayoungfellerlikeyoujeststartingoutintolifewantstorememberistoalwaysbehonest。Then,“saysJake,squinch-
inguphiseyes,“peopletrustsyouandyougetagoodchancettomakemoney。Lookatthisherehotelandliverystable,Danny。TwentyyearsagoIdidn\'thavenomore\'nyou\'vegot,Danny。
ButIalwayswentbythemmottoes——hardworkandbeinghonest。YouGOTTOnailthemshoeson,Danny,andfixthatwheel。“
“Well,allright,Jake,“saysI,“ifyoufeelthatwayaboutit。Jestgivemeachawoftobaccoandcomearoundandhelpmehitch\'emup。“
SiEmerywasthereasleeponapileofstrawguardingthatproperty。ButRalphScottwasn\'taround。Sididn\'twakeuptillwehadhitched\'emup。Hesayshewillridearoundtotheshopwithme。ButJakesays:
“It\'sallright,Si。I\'llgoovermyselfandfetch\'embackpurtysoon。“WhichSiwasworeoutwithbeingupsolatethenightbefore,andgoesbacktosleepaginrightoff。
Well,sir,theywasn\'tnothingwentwrong。I
droveslowthroughthevillageandpastourshop。
HankcometothedoorofitasIwentpast。ButIhitthemhossesalick,andtheybrokeintoarightsmarttrot。Elmira,shecomeontotheporchandIwavedmyhandather。Sheputherhanduptoherforeheadtoshutoutthesunandjeststared。
Shedidn\'tknowIwaswavingherfarewell。Hank,heyelledsomethingatme,butIneverhearnwhat。
Ilickedthemhossesintoagallopandwentaroundtheturnoftheroad。Andthat\'sthelastIeverseenorhearnofHankorElmiraorthattherelittletown。
CHAPTERV
IsloweddownwhenIgottotheschool-
house,andboththemfellerspiledin。
“IguessIbetterturnnorthfuraboutamileandthenturnwest,DoctorKirby,“Isays,“soastomakeakindofacirclearoundthattown。“
“Why,so,Rube?”heastsme。
“Well,“Isays,“weleftitgoingeast,andthey\'llfolleruseast;sodon\'twewanttobegoingwestwhilethey\'refolleringeast?”
Looey,heagreedwithme。Buthesaiditwouldn\'tbemuchuse,furwewouldlikelybeketchedupwithandtookbackandhungorsome-
thing,anyhow。LooeycouldgetthelowestinhissperritssometimesofanymanIeverseen。
“Don\'tbeafraidofthat,“saysthedoctor。
“Theyarenotgoingtofollowus。THEYknowtheydidn\'tgetthispropertybydueprocessoflaw。
THEYaren\'tgoingtotakethecaseintoacountycourtwhereitwillallcomeoutaboutthewaytheyrobbedacoupleoftravellingmenwithafaketrial。“
“Iguessyouknowmoreaboutthelaw\'nIdo,“
Isays。“Ikindo\'thoughtmebbywestolethemhosses。“
“Well,“hesays,“wegot\'em,anyhow。Andiftheytrytoarrestuswithoutawarrantthere\'llbethedeucetopay。Buttheyaren\'tgoingtomakeanymoretrouble。Iknowthesecountrycrooks。They\'vegotnostomachfortroubleout-
sidetheirowntownship。“
Whichmademefeelconsiderablebetter,furI
neverbeenoftheopinionthatgoingaginthelawdoneanyonenogood。
Theylooksaroundinthatwagon,andalltheirstuffwasthere——JakeSmithandthesquirehav-
ingkep\'italltogethercarefultomakethingsseemmorelegal,Isuppose——andthedoctorwasplumbtickled,andLooeyfeltascheerfulasheeverfeltaboutanything。Sothedoctorsaystheyhasevery-
thingtheyneedsbutsomereadymoney,andhe\'llgetthatsure,furheneverseenthetimehecouldn\'t。
“But,Looey,“hesays,“I\'mdonewithcountryhotelsfromnowon。They\'vegotthelastcenttheyeverwillfromme——atleastinthesummertime。“
“Howyougoingtoworkit?”Looeyastshim,likehehasn\'tnohopesitwillworkright。
“Campout,“saysthedoctor。“I\'vebeenthink-
ingitallover。“Thenheturnstome。“Rube,“
hesays,“whereareyougoing?”
“Well,“Isays,“Iain\'tpintednowhereinper-
tic\'lerexceptawayfromthattownwejustleft。
Whichmynameain\'tRube,DoctorKirby,butDanny。“
“Dannywhat?”astshe。
“Nothing,“saysI,“jestDanny。“
“Well,then,Danny,“sayshe,“howwouldyouliketobeanIndian?”
“Medical?”astsI,“orreal?”
“LikeLooey,“sayshe。
ItellshimbeingamedicalInjunandmixedupwithashowlikehis\'nwouldsuitmedowntotheground,andastshimwhatisthemaindutiesofonebesidestheblanketsandthefeathers。
“Well,“hesays,“thiscamping-outschemeofminewilltakeacoupleofIndians。Insteadofpay-
inghotelandfeedbillswe\'llpitchourtent,“hesays,“attheedgeoftownineachsweetAuburnoftheplains。We\'llsavemoneyandwe\'llbenearthethrobbingheartofnature。AndanIndiancampineachplacewillbeagoodadvertisementfortheSagraw。Youcanlookafterthehorsesandlearntodothecookingandthatkindo\'thing。Andmaybeafterwhile,“hesays,kindo\'workinghim-
selfuptowherehethoughtitwasgoingtoberealnice,“maybeafterwhileIwillgiveyousomein-
sightintothehiddenmysteriesofsellingSiwashIndianSagraw。“
“Well,“saysI,“I\'dliketolearnthat。“
“Wouldyou?”sayshe,kindo\'laughingathim-
selfandmetoo,andyetkindo\'enthusiastic,“well,then,thefirstthingyouhavetodoislearnhowtosellcornsalve。Anyonethatcansellcornsalvecansellanything。There\'safarmhouserightoverthere,andI\'llgiveyouyourfirstlessonrightnow。
Rummagearoundinthatsatchelthereundertheseatandgetmeatinboxandsomecornsalvelabels。“
Ifoundalotoflabels,andsomeboxestoo。Thelabelswasalldifferentsizes,butbarringthattheyalllookedaboutthesametome。WhilstIwassizingthemupheastsmeaginwastheyanycornsalveonesinthere。
“Whatcolourlabelisit,DoctorKirby?”I
astshim。Furtheywasbluelabelsandwhitelabelsandpinklabels。
Helooksatmerightqueer。“Can\'tyoureadthelabels?”hesays,rightsharp。
“Well,“Isays,“Ineverbeenmuchofareaderwhenitcomestodifferentkindofmedicines。“
“Cornsalveisspelledonlyoneway,“sayshe。
“That\'sright,“Isays,“andyou\'dthinkIorterbeabletopickoutacommon,ordinarythinglikecornsalverightoff,wouldn\'tyou?”
“Danny,“hesays,“youdon\'tmeantotellmeyoucan\'treadanythingatall?”
“Inevertoldyounothingofthekind。“
Hepicksoutalabel。
“Ifyoucanreadsofast,what\'sthat?”heasts。
Sheisapinkone。Ithinkstomyself;sheeitheriscornsalveorelsesheain\'tcornsalve。Anditain\'tnatcheralhewillpickcornsalve,furhewouldthinkIwouldsaythatfirstoff。SoI\'mbettingitain\'t。Itakesachancetonit。
“That,“saysI,“ismightyeasyreading。ThatisSiwashInjunSagraw。“Ilost。
“It\'scornsalve,“hesays。“AndGreatScott!
Theycallthisthetwentiethcentury!”
“Inevercalleditthat,“saysI,sorto\'mad-like。
FurIwasfeelingbadDoctorKirbyhadfoundoutIwassuchaignoramus。
“Whereignoranceisbliss,“sayshe,“itisfollytobewise。Butallthesame,I\'mgoingtotakeyoureducationinhandandmakeyoudrinkoflife\'sPeruviansprings。“Orsomespringlikethatitwas。
Andthedoctor,hedoneit。Looeysaiditwouldn\'tbenouselearningtoread。He\'ddonealotofreading,hesaid,anditneverhelpedhimnone。
AllheeverreadshowedhimthisfellerHamletwasright,hesaid,whenhewroteShakespeare\'sworks,andtheywasn\'tmuchuseinanything,withoutyouhadaloto\'money。Andtheywasn\'tnochancettogetthatwithalltheseheretrustsaroundgobblingupeverythingandstompingthepoormanintothedirt,andtheywaslotsoftimeshewishthewasaInjunsureenough,andnotjestamedicalone,furthenhe\'dbeafreemanandthebossesandthetrustsandtherailroadsandtherobbertariffcouldn\'ttouchhim。Andthenheshutup,anddidn\'tsaynothingfurahullhour,exceptoncethelaughed。
FurDoctorKirby,hesays,winkingatme:
“Looey,here,isanihilist。“
“Ishe,“saysI,what\'sthat?”Andthedoctortellsmeabouthowtheyblowupdukesandczarsandthemforeignhigh-mucky-muckswithdynamite。
WhichiswhenLooeylaughed。
Well,wejoggedalongataprettygoodgaitfurseveralhours,andwestayedthatnightataSwede\'splace,whichthedoctorpaidhimfureverythinginmedicine,onlyittookalongtimetomakethebar-
gain,furthemSwedesisalwayscarefulnottogetcheated,andhasn\'tmanydiseases。Andthenextnightweshowedinalittletown,anddonerightwell,andtookinconsiderablemoney。Westayedtherethreedaysandboughtatentandasheet-ironstoveandsomeskilletsandthingsandsomeprovisions,andasuitofdudsforme。
Well,wewenton,andwekeptgoingon,andtheywasbullytimes。We\'deaseupcarefultowardatown,andpickusoutaplaceontheedge,wherethehossescouldgrazealongthesideoftheroad;
andmostginerallybyapieceofwoodsnotfurfromthattown,andnighacrick,ifwecould。Thenwe\'dsetupourtent。Afterwehadeverythingfixed,I\'dputonmyInjunclothesandLooeyhis\'n,andwe\'ddrivethroughthemainstorestreetofthetownatapurtygoodlick,mea-holtofthereins,andthedoctoralltoggedoutinhisbestclothes,andLooeydoingaInjundanceinthemidstofthewagon。I\'dpullupthehossessuddeninfrontofthepost-officeorthedepotplatformorthehotel,andthepeoplewouldcomecrowdingaround,andthedoctorhe\'dmakealittletalkfromthewagon,andtelleverybodytheywouldbeafreeshowthatnightonthatcorner,andfureverybodytocometoit。Andthenwe\'ddrivebacktocamp,lickity-
split。
Purtysooneveryboyintownwouldbeoutthere,kindo\'hangingaround,toseewhataInjuncampwaslike。Andthefarmersthatwentintoandoutoftownalwaysstoppedandpassedthetimeofday,andtheInjuncampgotthehulltownallworkedupasausualthing;andthedoctor,hedonewell,furwhennightcomeeveryonewouldbeonhand。Looeyandme,everytimewewentintotown,hadonourInjunsuits,andthedoctor,hewonderedwhyhehadn\'tneverthoughtupthatschemebefore。Sometimes,whentheywaslotsofpeopleailinginatown,andtheyhadn\'tbeennoshowfurquiteawhile,we\'dstayfiveorsixdays,andmakeagoodclean-up。Thedoctor,hesenttoChicagoseveraltimesfuralcoholinbarrels,\'causehewassellingitsofasthehadtomakenewSagraw。Andhehadtogetmoreandmorebottles,andahullsatchelfullofnewSagrawlabelsprinted。
Andallthetimethedoctorwaslearningmeedu-
cation。Andshucks!theywasn\'tnothingsohardaboutitoncetyou\'dgotstartedintoreadingthings。
Ijestnatcherallytooktoprintlikeaducktowater,andinsideofamonthIwasreadingnighevery-
thingthathaseverbeenwrote。HehadlotsofbookswithhimandeverytimeanewsockdologerofawordcomealongandIlearnthowtospellherandwheresheorterfitintomakesenseitkindo\'tickledmeallover。Andmany\'sthetimeafterward,whenmeandthedoctorhadlosttrackofeachother,andtheywasquiteaspellpeoplegottothinkingIwasatramp,I\'vewentintothesehereAndrewCarnegielibrariesindifferenttownsjestasmuchtoseeiftheyhadanythingfittentoreadasfurtokeepwarm。
Well,wewenteasingovertowardtheIndianyline,andwewashavingapurtygoodtime。Theywasn\'tnoworktodoyoucouldcallreallyhard,andtheywasplentyofvittles。Afternoonswe\'dlazyaroundthecampandswapstoriesandmakemedicineifweneededabatch,andjoshbackandforthwiththepeoplethathungaround,andloafanddozeandsmoke;ormebbydoalittlefishingifwewasnighacrick。
Andnightsaftertheshowwasoveritwasfun,too。Wealwayshadafire,evenifitwasahotnight,furtocookbyinthefirstplace,andfurtokeepmosquitoesoff,andtomakethingsseemmorecheerful。Theyain\'tnothingsogoodashangingroundacampfire。Andtheyain\'tnothinganybetterthansleepingoutdoors,neither。Yourollupinyourblanketwithyourfeettothefireandyougettowonderingthingsaboutthingsaforeyougotosleep。Thesilentnessjestnatcherallyswampseverythingafterawhile,andthenallthemqueerlittlenoisesyouneverhearinthedaytimecomespoppingandpokingthroughthesilentness,orkindo\'scratchingtheirwaythroughitsometimes,andmakesitkindo\'feelmoresilentthanever。Andifyouarenighacrick,purtysoonitwillsortofgettotalkingtoyou,onlyyoucan\'tmakeoutwhatit\'stryingtosay,andyougettowonderingaboutthat,too。Andifyouareinatentanditrainsandthetentdon\'tleak,thatrainisakindofanicethingtolistentoitself。Butifyoucanseethestarsyougettowonderingmore\'never。Theycomeoutandtheyissomanyofthemandtheyaresofuraway,andyettheyaresokindo\'friendly-
like,too,ifyouhappentobefeelingpurtygood。
Butifyouain\'tfeelingpurtygood,jestlaythereandlookatthemstarslongenough;andthenmebbyyou\'llseeitdon\'tmakenodifferencewhetheryou\'refeelinggoodornot,furtheygotawayo\'
makingyourprivatetroubleslookmightysmall。
Andyougettowonderingwhythatis,too,furtheyain\'thuman;anditdon\'tstandtoreasonyouorterpaynoattentiontothem,onewaynortheother。
Theyisjestthere,liketreesandcricksandhills。
ButIhaveoftennoticedthatthethingsthatisjesttherehasgotawayofseemingmorefriendlythanthethingsthathasbeenbuiltandputthere。
Youcanlookatabigironbridgeoragrainelevatororacanalalldaylong,andifyou\'refeelingblueitdon\'thelpyounone。Itwasjestputthere。Orahaystackisthesameway。Butyougoandlazyaroundinthegrasswhenyou\'redownonyourluckandkindo\'makeremarkstoacrickorabig,oldwalnuttree,andbeforelongitgetsyoutofeelinglikeitdidn\'tmakenodifferencehowyoufelt,anyhow;furyoudon\'tamounttonothingbythesideofsomethingthatwasalwaysthere。Yougettothinkinghowthehullworlditselfwasalwayshere,andyousorto\'seetheyain\'tnothingim-
portantenoughaboutyourselftoworryabout,andpresentlyyouwillgotosleepandforgetit。Thedoctorsaystomeonetimethemstarsain\'tanydifferentfromthisworld,andthisisoneofthem。Whichisafoolidea,asanyonecansee。Hehadalotofqueerideaslikethat,DoctorKirbyhad。Buttheyain\'tnothinglikesleepingoutofdoorsnightstomakeyouwonderthekindofwonderingsyouneverwillgetanyanswerto。
Well,Inevercaredsomuchfurhousesafterthemdays。Theywasbullytimes,themwas。AndI
waskindofproudofbeingwithashow,too。
Many\'sthetimeIhavewentdownthestreetinthatthereInjunsuit,andseenhowtheyoungfellerswouldofgivealltheyownedtobeme。Andeverynowandthenyouwouldhearonesaywhenyouwentpast:
“Huh,Iknowhim!That\'soneofthemshowfellers!”
OneafternoonwepitchesourtentrightontheedgeofalittletowncalledAthens。Wewasnighthebankofacrick,andtheywasagrovethere。
Wewascampedjestoutsideofawood-lotfence,andbackinthroughthetreesfromustheywasahousewithahedgefenceallaroundit。Theywasappletreesandallkindofflowerbushesandthingsinsideofthehedge。TheseconddaywewasthereItakesawalkbackthroughthewood-lot,andalongpastthehouse,andtheywasoneofthesehereearlyharvestappletreesspillingapplesthroughagapinthefence。Themisamightysweetandjuicykindofapple,andIpicksoneupandbitesintoit。
“Ithinkyoumighthaveaskedforit,“sayssomeone。
CHAPTERVI
Ilooksup,andthatwashowIgotac-
quaintedwithMartha。Shewaseatingoneherself,settingupinthetreelikeaboy。
Inherlapwasabookshehadbeenreading。Shewasleaningbackintotheforktwolimbsmadesoasnottotumble。
“Well,“Isays,“canIhaveone?”
“You\'veeatenitalready,“shesays,“sothereisn\'tanyusebeggingforitnow。“
Iseenshewasatease,thatgirl,andIwouldofgiveanythingtoofbeenabletoteaseherrightbackagin。ButIcouldn\'tthinkofnothingtosay,soIjeststandstherekindo\'dumblike,thinkingwhatadernpurtygirlshewas,andthinkinghowdumbImustlook,andIfeltmyfacegettingred。
DoctorKirbywouldofthoughtofsomethingtosayrightoff。AndafterIgotbacktocampIwouldthinkofsomethingmyself。ButIcouldn\'tthinkofnothingbright,soIsays:
“Well,then,yougivemeanotherone!”
Shegivesthecoreoftheoneshehasbeeneatingatossatme。ButIketchedit,andmadelikeI
wasgoingtothrowitbackatherrealhard。Sheslungupherarm,anddodgedback,andshedroppedherbook。
IthinkstomyselfI\'lllearnthatgirltogetsassyandmakemefeellikeadumb-head,evenifsheispurty。SoIdon\'tsayaword。Ijestpicksupthatbookandsticksitundermyarmandwalksawayslowwithittowheretheywasastumpalittlewaysoff,notfurfromthecrick,andsetsdownwithmybacktoherandopensit。AndIwastryingallthetimetothinkofsomethingsmarttosaytoher。ButIcouldn\'tofdoneitifIwastobeshot。Still,Ithinkstomyself,nogirlcansassmeandnotgetsassedback,neither。
IhearnascramblebehindmewhichIknowedwashergettingoutofthattree。Andinaminuteshewasinfrontofme,mad。
“Givememybook,“shesays。
ButIonlyreadsthenameofthebookoutloud,furtoaggervateher。Ihadonpurtygoodduds,butIkindofwishtIhadonmyInjunrigthen。
YoutakethegirlsthatalwayscomesdowntoseethepassengertraincomeintothedepotinthemcountrytownsandthatInjunrigofmineandLooey\'salwaysmade\'emturnaroundandlookatusagin。IneverwishtIhadonthemInjundudssohardbeforeinmylife。ButIcouldn\'tthinkofnothingbrighttosay,soIjestreadsthenameofthatbookovertomyselfagin,kindo\'grinninglikeIgotagoodjokeIain\'tgoingtotellanyone。
“Yougivememybook,“shesaysagin,redasoneofthemharvestapples,“orI\'lltellMissHamp-
tonyoustoleitandshe\'llhaveyouandyourshowarrested。“
Ireadsthenameagin。Itwas“TheLostHeir。“
IseenIhadhergoodandteasednow,soIsays:
“Itmustbeoneoftheseherelovestoriesbythewayyoutakeonoverit。“
“It\'snot,“shesays,gettingreadytocry。“Andwhatrighthaveyougotinourwood-lot,anyhow?”
“Well,“Isays,“Iwasjestabouttomoveonandclimboutofitwhenyouholleredtomefromthattree。“
“Ididn\'t!”shesays。ButshewasmadbecausesheknowedsheHADspoketomefirst,andshewasawfulsorryshehad。
“IthoughtIhearnyouholler,“Isays,“butIguessitmustofbeenasquirrel。“Isaiditkindo\'sarcasticlike,furIwasstillmadwithmyselffurbeingsodumbwhenwefirstseeneachother。
Ihadn\'tnoideaitwouldhurtherfeelingsashardasitdid。Butallofasuddenshebeginstowink,andherchintrembled,andsheturnedaroundshort,andstartedtowalkoffslow。Shewasmadwithherselffurbeingketchedinalie,andshewaswonderingwhatIwouldthinkofherfurbeingsoboldastoofspokefirsttoafellershedidn\'tknow。
Igotupandfolleredheralittlepiece。AnditcometomealltooncetIhadteasedhertoohard,andIwasdownonmyselffurit。
“Say,“Isays,kindoftaggingalongbesideofher,“here\'syouroldbook。“
Butshedidn\'tmakenomovetotakeit,andherhandswasoverherface,andshewouldn\'tpull\'emdowntoevenlookatit。
SoItriedagin。
“Well,“Isays,feelingrealmean,“Iwishtyouwouldn\'tcry。Ididn\'tgotomakeyoudothat。“
Shedropsherhandsandwhirlsaroundonme,madasawethenrightoff。
“I\'mnot!I\'mnot!”shesingsout,andstampsherfeet。“I\'mnotcrying!”Butjestthenshelosesherholtonherselfandbustsoutandjestnatcherallybellers。“Ihateyou!”shesays,likeshecouldofkilledme。
Thatmademekindofdumbagin。FuritcometomealltooncetIlikedthatgirlawfulwell。AndhereI\'dupandmadeherhateme。Iheldthebookouttoheraginandsays:
“Well,I\'mmightysorryfurthat,furIdon\'tfeelthat-a-wayaboutyoua-tall。Here\'syourbook。“
Well,sir,shesnatchesthatbookandshegivesitasling。Ithoughtitwasgoingkersplashintothecrick。Butitdidn\'t。Ithitrightintotheforkofalimbthathungdownoverthecrick,anditallspreadoutwhenitlit,andstuckinthatcrotchsomehow。Shecouldn\'tofslungitthatwayonpurposeinamillionyears。Webothstandsandlooksatitaminute。
“Oh,oh!”shesays,“whathaveIdone?It\'soutofthetownlibraryandI\'llhavetopayforit。“
“I\'llgetitfuryou,“Isays。Butitwasn\'tnoeasyjob。IfIshookthatlimbitwouldtumbleintothecrick。ButIclumbthetreeandeasedoutonthatlimbasfurasIdastto。And,ofcourse,jestasIgotholtofthebook,thatlimbbrokeandIfellintothecrick。ButIhadthebook。
Itwassomesoaked,butIreckoneditcouldstillberead。
Iclumboutandshewasjestsplittingherselflaughingatme。Thewetonherfacewhereshehadcriedwasn\'tdriedupyet,andshewaslaughingrightthroughit,kindo\'likethesundoestooneofthesehereMayrainstormssometimes,andshewasthepurtiestgirlIeverseen。Gosh!——howI
wasgettingtolikethatgirl!AndshetoldmeI
lookedlikeadrownedrat。
Well,thatwashowMarthaandmewasinter-
duced。Shewasn\'tmore\'nsixteen,andwhenshefoundoutIwasaorphanshewasglad,furshewasoneherself。WhichMissHamptonthatlivedinthathousehadtookhertoraise。AndwhenI
tellsherhowIbeentravellingaroundthecountryallsummersheclapsherhandsandshesays:
“Oh,youareonaquest!Howromantic!”
Iastsherwhatisaquest。Andshetellsme。
Sheknowedallaboutthem,furMarthawascon-
siderableofareader。Someofthemwaslongerandsomeofthemwasshorter,themquests,butmostly,Marthasays,theywasfuratwelvemonthandaday。Andthenyouarereleasedfromyourvowandoneoftheseherequeensgivesyouawhackovertheshoulderwithaswordandsays:“Arise,SirMarmeluke,Idubyouanight。“Andthenitislegalfuryoutogooutandrescuepeopleandreformthemandspearthemiftheydon\'tseethingsyourway,andcomebetweenhusbandandwifewhentheyrow,anddoaheapofgoodintheworld。Well,theywasotherkindofqueststoo,butmostlyyoumarriedsomebody,orwasdubbedanight,orfoundthepartyyouwaslookingfur,intheend。AndMarthahaditallfixedupinherownmindIwasinaquesttofindmyfather。Fur,saysshe,heispurtycertaintobeapowerfulrichmanandmore\'nlikelyaearl。
ThewayIwasfound,Marthasays,kindo\'
pintstotheideatheywasaearlmixedupinitsomewhere。Shehadreadalotaboutearls,andknewtheirways。Mebbymymotherwasaearl\'sdaughter。Earl\'sdaughtersistheworstfurleavingyououtinbaskets,goingbywhatMarthasaid。
Itisakindofahabitwiththem,furtheyisawfulproudpeople。Butitwasaluckywaytostartlife,fromallshesaid,thatbasketway。TherewasMoseswasleftoutthatway,andwhenhegroweduphewasmadeakindofapresidentofthehullhumanrace,thesameasRuzevelt,andfiggeredoutthetwelvecommandments。Marthawouldofgiveanythingifshecouldofonlybeenfoundinabasketlikeme,Icouldseethat。Butshewasn\'t。Shehadjestbeenleftaorphanwhenherfolksdied。Theywasn\'tevennohopesshehadbeenchangedatbirthfuranotherone。ButIseendowninundereverythingMarthakindo\'
thoughtmebbyoneofthemnightsmightcomea-prancingalongandwedherinspiteofherself,orshewouldbecarriedoff,orsomething。Shewasaveryromancefulkindofgirl。
WhenIseenshehaditfiggeredoutIwasinaquestfursomehigh-mucky-muckfuradad,I
didn\'ttellhernodifferent。Ididn\'ttakemuchstockinthemearlsandnightsmyself。SofurasIcouldseetheywasallfurrinersofonekindoranother。Butthatthingofbeingintoaquestkindofinterestedme,too。
“HowwouldIknowhimifIwastorunacrosthim?”Iastsher。
“YouwouldfeelanIntangibleSomething,“shesays,“drawingyoutowardhim。“
Iastsherwhatkindofasomething。Imakeoutfromwhatshesaysitissomelikethesefellersthatcanfindwaterwithapieceofwitchhazelswitch。
Youtakeaswitchofitbetweenyourthumbsandpointitup。Thenyoushutyoureyesandwalkbackwards。Whenyougetoverwherethewateristhewitchhazelsticktwistsaroundandpointstotheground。Youdigthereandyougetagoodwell。Nobodyknowsjestwhythatstickisdrawedtotheground。Itislikeoneoftheselittlewhirly-
gigcompassesisdrawedtothenorth。Itisthesame,Marthasays,ifyouisonaquestfurafatheroramother,onlyyouhavegottobeworthyofthattherequest,shesays。Thefirsttimeyoumeettherightoneyouaredrawedjestlikethewitchhazel。ThatistheIntangibleSomethingworkingonyou,shesays。
Marthahadlearntalotaboutthat。Thebookthathadfellinthecrickwaslikethat。Shelentittome。
Well,thatallsoundedkindofreasonabletome。
Iseenthatwitchhazelworkmyself。OldBlindyWolfe,whoseeyeshadbeendeadfursomanyyearstheyhadturnedplumbwhite,hadthatgift,andpickedoutalltheplacesfurwellsthatwasduginourneighbourhoodathome。AndImakesupmymindIwillwatchoutfurthatfeelingofbeingdrawedwhereverIgoesafterthis。Youcan\'ttellwhatwillcomeofthemkindofthings。SopurtysoonMarthahastomilkthecow,andIgoesalongbacktocampthinkingaboutthatquestandaboutwhatapurtygirlsheis,whichwehadsettheretalkingsolongitwasnighsundownandmyclotheshaddriedontome。
WhenIgotovertocampIseentheymustbesomethingwrong。Looeywassettinginthegrassunderthewagonlookingkindofsourandkindofworriedandwatchingthedoctor。Thedoctorwasjestinsidethetent,andhewaslookingqueertoo,andnotcheerful,whichhewasusually。
Thedoctorlooksatmelikehedon\'tskeerclyknowme。Whichhedon\'t。Hehasoneofthemquietkindofdrunkson。WhichLooeyexplainsisboundtocomeeverysooften。Hedon\'tdonothingmean,butjestgetslow-sperritedandwon\'ttalktonoone。Thenallofasuddenhewillgodowntownandwalkupanddownthemainstreets,orderly,butlookinghardintopeople\'sfaces,mostlywomen\'sfaces。Oncet,Looeysays,theywasbigtroubleoverit。Theywasinastoreinagood-sizedtown,andhetookholdofawoman\'schin,andtiltedherfaceback,andlookedatherhard,andmostscaredhertodeath,andtheywasnearlybeingariotthere。Andhewasjailedandhadtopayabigfine。SincethenLooeyalwaysfollershimaroundwhenheisthat-a-way。
Well,thatnightDoctorKirbyistoofurgonefurustohaveourshow。Hejestsetsandstaresandstaresatthefire,andhiseyeslooksliketheyisanotherfireinsideofhishead,andheishurtingoutsideandin。Looeyandmewatcheshimfromtheshaddersfuralongtimebeforeweturnsin,andthelastthingIseenbeforeIwenttosleepwashimsettingtherewithhisfaceinhishands,staring,andhislipsmovingnowandthenlikehewastalkingtohimself。
Thenextdayheisasleepallmorning。Butthatdayhedon\'tdrinkanymore,andLooeysaysmebbyitain\'tgoingtobeoneofthereg\'larpifflicatedkind。IseenMarthaaginthatday,too——twicetIhastalkswithher。Itoldheraboutthedoctor。
“Isheintoaquest,doyouthink?”Iastsher。
Shesaysshethinksitisremorsefursomecrimehehasdone。ButIcouldn\'tfiggerDoctorKirbywouldofdonenone。SothatnightaftertheshowIsaystohim,innocent-like:
“DoctorKirby,whatisaquest?”Helooksatmekindofqueer。
“Wherefore,“sayshe,“thissuddenthirstforenlightenment?”
“Ijestrunacrostthewordaccidental-like,“I
toldhim。
Helooksatmeawfulhard,hiseyesjestnatcherallydiggingintome。IfeltlikeheknowedIhadsetouttopumphim。IwishtIhadn\'ttriedit。Thenhetellsmeaquestisahunt。AndI\'mgladthat\'soverwith。Butitain\'t。Furpurtysoonhesays:
“Danny,didyoueverhearofLadyClaraVeredeVere?”
“No,“Isays,“whoisshe?”
“AladyfriendofLordTennyson\'s,“hesays,“whosemannerswereabovereproach。“
“Well,“Isays,“shesoundskindoflikeamedi-
cinetome。“
“LadyClara,“hesays,“andalltheotherVeredeVeres,werepeoplewithmannersweshouldtrytoimitate。IfLadyClarahadbeenherelastnightwhenIwastalkingtomyself,Danny,hermannerswouldn\'thaveletherlistentowhatI
wastalkingabout。“
“Ididn\'tlisten!”Isays。FurIseenwhathewasdrivingatnowwiththemVeredeVeres。HethoughtIhadasthimwhataquestwasbecausehewasonone。Iwascertainofthat,now。Hewasn\'tquitesurewhathehadbeentalkingabout,andhewantedtoseehowmuchIhadhearn。I
thinkstomyselfitmustbeaawfulfunnykindofhuntheison,ifheonlyhuntswhenheisinthatfix。ButIactedrealinnocentandlikemyfeelingswashurt,andhebelievedme。Purtysoonhesays,cheerfullike:
“Therewasagirltalkingtoyouto-day,Danny。“
“Mebbytheywas,“Isays,“andmebbytheywasn\'t。“ButIfeltmyfacegettingredallthesame,andwasmadbecauseitdid。Hegrinnedkindofaggervatingatmeandsayssomepoetryatmeaboutinthespringayoungman\'sfrenzylikelyturnstothoughtsoflove。
“Well,“Isays,kindofsheepish-like,“thisissummer-time,andpurtynighautumn。“ThenI
seenI\'djestasgoodasownedupIlikedMartha,andwaskindofmadatmyselffurthat。ButI
toldhimsomemoreabouther,too。SomehowIjestcouldn\'thelpit。Helaughsatmeandgoesonintothetent。
Ilaidthereandlookedatthefirefurquiteaspell,outsidethetent。Iwasthinking,ifallthemtaleswasn\'tjestdernfoolishness,howIwishtI
wouldreallyfindadadthatwasahigh-mucky-
muckandcouldcomebackinanautomobileandtakeheraway。Ilaidtherefuralong,longtime;
itmustofbeenfuracoupleofhours。Isupposedthedoctorhadwenttosleep。
ButallofasuddenIlooksup,andheisinthedoorofthetentstaringatme。Iseenhehadbeeninthereatithardagin,andthinking,quiet-like,allthistime。Hestoodthereinthedoorwayofthetent,withthefirelightontohisfaceandhisredbeard,andhisarmsstretchedout,holdingtothecanvasandlookingatmestrangeandwild。
Thenhemovedhishandupanddownatme,andhesays:
“Ifshe\'sfoolenoughtoloveyou,treatherwell——
treatherwell。Forifyoudon\'t,youcanneverrunawayfromthehellyou\'llcarryinyourownheart。“
Andhekindofdoubledupandpitchedforwardwhenhesaidthat,andifIhadn\'tketchedhimhewouldoffellrightacrostthefire。Hewasplumbpifflicated。
CHAPTERVII
Marthawouldn\'toftookanythingfurbeingaroundMissHampton,shesaid。
MissHamptonwaskindofquietandsweetandpalelooking,andnobodyeverthoughtoftalkingloudorraisinganyfusswhenshewasaround。Shehadenoughmoneyofherowntorunherselfon,andshekep\'toherselfagooddeal。
Shehadcometothattownfromnooneknowedwhere,yearsago,andboughtthatplace。Furallofherbeingsogentleandeasyandtalkingwithoneofthemsoft,drawlykindofvoices,Marthasays,noonehadeverdaredtoastheraboutherself,thoughtheywasalotofwomeninthattownthatwaswishfulto。
ButMarthasaidsheknowedwhatMissHamp-
ton\'ssecretwas,andshehadn\'ttoldnoone,neither。
Whichshetoldme,andallthepromisingIdoneaboutnottellingwouldofmadethecoldchillsrunupyourback,itwassosolemn。MissHamptonhadbeenjiltedyearsago,Marthasaid,andthenameofthejilterwasDavidArmstrong。Well,hemustofbeenalowdownsortofman。Marthasaidifthingswasonlyfixedinthiscountryliketheyoughttobe,shewouldofsentanighttofindthatDavidArmstrong。Andthatwouldofendedupinamortalcombat,andthenightwouldhavecleavedhim。
“Yes,“saysI,“andthenyouwouldofmarriedthattherenight,Isuppose。“
Shesaysshewouldof。
“Well,“saysI,“mebbyyouwouldofandmebbyyouwouldn\'tof。IfhecleavedDavidArmstrong,thatnightwouldlikelybearrestedfurit。“
Marthasaysifhewasshewouldwaitoutsidehisdungeonkeepfuryearsandyears,tillshewasaoldwomanwithgrayinherhair,andeverydaytheywouldgivelingeringlooksateachotherthroughthewindowbars。Andtheywouldbehappythat-
a-way。Andshewouldgetherawhitedoveandtrainitsoitwouldflyuptothatwindowandtakeinnotestohim,andhewouldsendnotesbackthat-a-
way,andtheywouldbothbeawfulsadandro-
mancefulandcontenteddoingthat-a-wayfureverandever。
Well,Inevertooknostockinthemmournfulwaysofbeinghappy。Icouldn\'tofrizuptobeinganightfurMartha。Sheexpectedtoomuchofone。
Ithoughtitoverfuralittlespellwithoutsayinganything,andItriedtomakemyselfbelieveIwouldoflikedallthatdovebusiness。Butitwasn\'tnousepertending。IknowedIwouldgettiredofit。
“Martha,“Isays,“mebbytheseherenightsisallright,andmebbytheyain\'t。Ineverseenone,andIdon\'tknow。And,mindyou,Iain\'tsayingawordagintheirwayofacting。Ican\'tsayhowIwouldofbeenmyself,ifIhadbeenbrunguplikethem。Butitlookstome,fromsomeofthethingsyou\'vesaidabout\'em,theymusthaveadernfoolstreakin\'emsomewheres。“
Iwaskindofjealousofthemnights,Iguess,orIwouldn\'tofrun\'emdownthat-a-waybehindtheirbacks。ButthewayshewasalwaystakingonoverthemwascalkelatedtomakemeseeI
wasn\'tknee-hightoaduckinMartha\'smindwhenoneofthemnightspoppedintoherhead。