AGoodImaginationGoneWrongSpringhadcomeoncemoretoGreenGables——thebeautifulcapricious,reluctantCanadianspring,lingeringalongthroughAprilandMayinasuccessionofsweet,fresh,chillydays,withpinksunsetsandmiraclesofresurrectionandgrowth。ThemaplesinLover’sLanewereredbuddedandlittlecurlyfernspusheduparoundtheDryad’sBubble。Awayupinthebarrens,behindMr。
SilasSloane’splace,theMayflowersblossomedout,pinkandwhitestarsofsweetnessundertheirbrownleaves。Alltheschoolgirlsandboyshadonegoldenafternoongatheringthem,cominghomeintheclear,echoingtwilightwitharmsandbasketsfulloffloweryspoil。
\"I’msosorryforpeoplewholiveinlandswheretherearenoMayflowers,\"saidAnne。\"Dianasaysperhapstheyhavesomethingbetter,buttherecouldn’tbeanythingbetterthanMayflowers,couldthere,Marilla?AndDianasaysiftheydon’tknowwhattheyareliketheydon’tmissthem。ButIthinkthatisthesaddestthingofall。IthinkitwouldbeTRAGIC,Marilla,nottoknowwhatMayflowersarelikeandNOTtomissthem。DoyouknowwhatIthinkMayflowersare,Marilla?Ithinktheymustbethesoulsoftheflowersthatdiedlastsummerandthisistheirheaven。Butwehadasplendidtimetoday,Marilla。Wehadourlunchdowninabigmossyhollowbyanoldwell——suchaROMANTIC
spot。CharlieSloanedaredArtyGillistojumpoverit,andArtydidbecausehewouldn’ttakeadare。Nobodywouldinschool。ItisveryFASHIONABLEtodare。Mr。PhillipsgavealltheMayflowershefoundtoPrissyAndrewsandIheardhimtosay`sweetstothesweet。’Hegotthatoutofabook,Iknow;butitshowshehassomeimagination。IwasofferedsomeMayflowerstoo,butIrejectedthemwithscorn。Ican’ttellyoutheperson’snamebecauseIhavevowednevertoletitcrossmylips。
WemadewreathsoftheMayflowersandputthemonourhats;andwhenthetimecametogohomewemarchedinprocessiondowntheroad,twobytwo,withourbouquetsandwreaths,singing`MyHomeontheHill。’Oh,itwassothrilling,Marilla。AllMr。SilasSloane’sfolksrushedouttoseeusandeverybodywemetontheroadstoppedandstaredafterus。Wemadearealsensation。\"
\"Notmuchwonder!Suchsillydoings!\"wasMarilla’sresponse。
AftertheMayflowerscametheviolets,andVioletValewasempurpledwiththem。Annewalkedthroughitonherwaytoschoolwithreverentstepsandworshipingeyes,asifshetrodonholyground。
\"Somehow,\"shetoldDiana,\"whenI’mgoingthroughhereIdon’treallycarewhetherGil——whetheranybodygetsaheadofmeinclassornot。ButwhenI’mupinschoolit’salldifferentandI
careasmuchasever。There’ssuchalotofdifferentAnnesinme。
IsometimesthinkthatiswhyI’msuchatroublesomeperson。
IfIwasjusttheoneAnneitwouldbeeversomuchmorecomfortable,butthenitwouldn’tbehalfsointeresting。\"
OneJuneevening,whentheorchardswerepinkblossomedagain,whenthefrogsweresingingsilverlysweetinthemarshesabouttheheadoftheLakeofShiningWaters,andtheairwasfullofthesavorofcloverfieldsandbalsamicfirwoods,Annewassittingbyhergablewindow。Shehadbeenstudyingherlessons,butithadgrowntoodarktoseethebook,soshehadfallenintowide-eyedreverie,lookingoutpasttheboughsoftheSnowQueen,oncemorebestarredwithitstuftsofblossom。
Inallessentialrespectsthelittlegablechamberwasunchanged。
Thewallswereaswhite,thepincushionashard,thechairsasstifflyandyellowlyuprightasever。Yetthewholecharacteroftheroomwasaltered。Itwasfullofanewvital,pulsingpersonalitythatseemedtopervadeitandtobequiteindependentofschoolgirlbooksanddressesandribbons,andevenofthecrackedbluejugfullofappleblossomsonthetable。Itwasasifallthedreams,sleepingandwaking,ofitsvividoccupanthadtakenavisiblealthoughunmaterialformandhadtapestriedthebareroomwithsplendidfilmytissuesofrainbowandmoonshine。
PresentlyMarillacamebrisklyinwithsomeofAnne’sfreshlyironedschoolaprons。Shehungthemoverachairandsatdownwithashortsigh。Shehadhadoneofherheadachesthatafternoon,andalthoughthepainhadgoneshefeltweakand\"tuckeredout,\"assheexpressedit。Annelookedatherwitheyeslimpidwithsympathy。
\"IdotrulywishIcouldhavehadtheheadacheinyourplace,Marilla。Iwouldhaveendureditjoyfullyforyoursake。\"
\"Iguessyoudidyourpartinattendingtotheworkandlettingmerest,\"saidMarilla。\"Youseemtohavegotonfairlywellandmadefewermistakesthanusual。Ofcourseitwasn’texactlynecessarytostarchMatthew’shandkerchiefs!Andmostpeoplewhentheyputapieintheoventowarmupfordinnertakeitoutandeatitwhenitgetshotinsteadofleavingittobeburnedtoacrisp。Butthatdoesn’tseemtobeyourwayevidently。\"
HeadachesalwaysleftMarillasomewhatsarcastic。
\"Oh,I’msosorry,\"saidAnnepenitently。\"IneverthoughtaboutthatpiefromthemomentIputitintheoventillnow,althoughIfeltINSTINCTIVELYthattherewassomethingmissingonthedinnertable。Iwasfirmlyresolved,whenyouleftmeinchargethismorning,nottoimagineanything,butkeepmythoughtsonfacts。IdidprettywelluntilIputthepiein,andthenanirresistibletemptationcametometoimagineIwasanenchantedprincessshutupinalonelytowerwithahandsomeknightridingtomyrescueonacoal-blacksteed。SothatishowIcametoforgetthepie。Ididn’tknowIstarchedthehandkerchiefs。AllthetimeIwasironingIwastryingtothinkofanameforanewislandDianaandIhavediscoveredupthebrook。It’sthemostravishingspot,Marilla。Therearetwomapletreesonitandthebrookflowsrightaroundit。AtlastitstruckmethatitwouldbesplendidtocallitVictoriaIslandbecausewefounditontheQueen’sbirthday。BothDianaandIareveryloyal。ButI’msorryaboutthatpieandthehandkerchiefs。Iwantedtobeextragoodtodaybecauseit’sananniversary。Doyourememberwhathappenedthisdaylastyear,Marilla?\"
\"No,Ican’tthinkofanythingspecial。\"
\"Oh,Marilla,itwasthedayIcametoGreenGables。Ishallneverforgetit。Itwastheturningpointinmylife。Ofcourseitwouldn’tseemsoimportanttoyou。I’vebeenhereforayearandI’vebeensohappy。Ofcourse,I’vehadmytroubles,butonecanlivedowntroubles。Areyousorryyoukeptme,Marilla?\"
\"No,Ican’tsayI’msorry,\"saidMarilla,whosometimeswonderedhowshecouldhavelivedbeforeAnnecametoGreenGables,\"no,notexactlysorry。Ifyou’vefinishedyourlessons,Anne,IwantyoutorunoverandaskMrs。Barryifshe’lllendmeDiana’sapronpattern。\"
\"Oh——it’s——it’stoodark,\"criedAnne。
\"Toodark?Why,it’sonlytwilight。Andgoodnessknowsyou’vegoneoveroftenenoughafterdark。\"
\"I’llgooverearlyinthemorning,\"saidAnneeagerly。\"I’llgetupatsunriseandgoover,Marilla。\"
\"Whathasgotintoyourheadnow,AnneShirley?Iwantthatpatterntocutoutyournewapronthisevening。Goatonceandbesmarttoo。\"
\"I’llhavetogoaroundbytheroad,then,\"saidAnne,takingupherhatreluctantly。
\"Gobytheroadandwastehalfanhour!I’dliketocatchyou!\"
\"Ican’tgothroughtheHauntedWood,Marilla,\"criedAnnedesperately。
Marillastared。
\"TheHauntedWood!Areyoucrazy?WhatunderthecanopyistheHauntedWood?\"
\"Thesprucewoodoverthebrook,\"saidAnneinawhisper。
\"Fiddlesticks!Thereisnosuchthingasahauntedwoodanywhere。
Whohasbeentellingyousuchstuff?\"
\"Nobody,\"confessedAnne。\"DianaandIjustimaginedthewoodwashaunted。Alltheplacesaroundhereareso——so——COMMONPLACE。
Wejustgotthisupforourownamusement。WebeganitinApril。
Ahauntedwoodissoveryromantic,Marilla。Wechosethesprucegrovebecauseit’ssogloomy。Oh,wehaveimaginedthemostharrowingthings。There’sawhiteladywalksalongthebrookjustaboutthistimeofthenightandwringsherhandsandutterswailingcries。Sheappearswhenthereistobeadeathinthefamily。AndtheghostofalittlemurderedchildhauntsthecornerupbyIdlewild;itcreepsupbehindyouandlaysitscoldfingersonyourhand——so。Oh,Marilla,itgivesmeashuddertothinkofit。Andthere’saheadlessmanstalksupanddownthepathandskeletonsgloweratyoubetweentheboughs。Oh,Marilla,Iwouldn’tgothroughtheHauntedWoodafterdarknowforanything。I’dbesurethatwhitethingswouldreachoutfrombehindthetreesandgrabme。\"
\"Dideveranyonehearthelike!\"ejaculatedMarilla,whohadlistenedindumbamazement。\"AnneShirley,doyoumeantotellmeyoubelieveallthatwickednonsenseofyourownimagination?\"
\"NotbelieveEXACTLY,\"falteredAnne。\"Atleast,Idon’tbelieveitindaylight。Butafterdark,Marilla,it’sdifferent。Thatiswhenghostswalk。\"
\"Therearenosuchthingsasghosts,Anne。\"
\"Oh,butthereare,Marilla,\"criedAnneeagerly。\"Iknowpeoplewhohaveseenthem。Andtheyarerespectablepeople。CharlieSloanesaysthathisgrandmothersawhisgrandfatherdrivinghomethecowsonenightafterhe’dbeenburiedforayear。YouknowCharlieSloane’sgrandmotherwouldn’ttellastoryforanything。
She’saveryreligiouswoman。AndMrs。Thomas’sfatherwaspursuedhomeonenightbyalamboffirewithitsheadcutoffhangingbyastripofskin。Hesaidheknewitwasthespiritofhisbrotherandthatitwasawarninghewoulddiewithinninedays。Hedidn’t,buthediedtwoyearsafter,soyouseeitwasreallytrue。AndRubyGillissays——\"
\"AnneShirley,\"interruptedMarillafirmly,\"Ineverwanttohearyoutalkinginthisfashionagain。I’vehadmydoubtsaboutthatimaginationofyoursrightalong,andifthisisgoingtobetheoutcomeofit,Iwon’tcountenanceanysuchdoings。You’llgorightovertoBarry’s,andyou’llgothroughthatsprucegrove,justforalessonandawarningtoyou。Andneverletmehearawordoutofyourheadabouthauntedwoodsagain。\"
Annemightpleadandcryassheliked——anddid,forherterrorwasveryreal。Herimaginationhadrunawaywithherandsheheldthesprucegroveinmortaldreadafternightfall。ButMarillawasinexorable。Shemarchedtheshrinkingghostseerdowntothespringandorderedhertoproceedstraightawayoverthebridgeandintotheduskyretreatsofwailingladiesandheadlessspectersbeyond。
\"Oh,Marilla,howcanyoubesocruel?\"sobbedAnne。\"Whatwouldyoufeellikeifawhitethingdidsnatchmeupandcarrymeoff?\"
\"I’llriskit,\"saidMarillaunfeelingly。\"YouknowIalwaysmeanwhatIsay。I’llcureyouofimaginingghostsintoplaces。
March,now。\"
Annemarched。Thatis,shestumbledoverthebridgeandwentshudderingupthehorribledimpathbeyond。Anneneverforgotthatwalk。Bitterlydidsherepentthelicenseshehadgiventoherimagination。Thegoblinsofherfancylurkedineveryshadowabouther,reachingouttheircold,fleshlesshandstograsptheterrifiedsmallgirlwhohadcalledthemintobeing。Awhitestripofbirchbarkblowingupfromthehollowoverthebrownfloorofthegrovemadeherheartstandstill。Thelong-drawnwailoftwooldboughsrubbingagainsteachotherbroughtouttheperspirationinbeadsonherforehead。Theswoopofbatsinthedarknessoverherwasasthewingsofunearthlycreatures。WhenshereachedMr。WilliamBell’sfieldshefledacrossitasifpursuedbyanarmyofwhitethings,andarrivedattheBarrykitchendoorsooutofbreaththatshecouldhardlygaspoutherrequestfortheapronpattern。Dianawasawaysothatshehadnoexcusetolinger。Thedreadfulreturnjourneyhadtobefaced。
Annewentbackoveritwithshuteyes,preferringtotaketheriskofdashingherbrainsoutamongtheboughstothatofseeingawhitething。Whenshefinallystumbledoverthelogbridgeshedrewonelongshiveringbreathofrelief。
\"Well,sonothingcaughtyou?\"saidMarillaunsympathetically。
\"Oh,Mar——Marilla,\"chatteredAnne,\"I’llb-b-becontt-tentedwithc-c-commonplaceplacesafterthis。\"
CHAPTERXXI
ANewDepartureinFlavorings\"Dearme,thereisnothingbutmeetingsandpartingsinthisworld,asMrs。Lyndesays,\"remarkedAnneplaintively,puttingherslateandbooksdownonthekitchentableonthelastdayofJuneandwipingherredeyeswithaverydamphandkerchief。
\"Wasn’titfortunate,Marilla,thatItookanextrahandkerchieftoschooltoday?Ihadapresentimentthatitwouldbeneeded。\"
\"IneverthoughtyouweresofondofMr。Phillipsthatyou’drequiretwohandkerchiefstodryyourtearsjustbecausehewasgoingaway,\"saidMarilla。
\"Idon’tthinkIwascryingbecauseIwasreallysoveryfondofhim,\"reflectedAnne。\"Ijustcriedbecausealltheothersdid。
ItwasRubyGillisstartedit。RubyGillishasalwaysdeclaredshehatedMr。Phillips,butjustassoonashegotuptomakehisfarewellspeechsheburstintotears。Thenallthegirlsbegantocry,oneaftertheother。Itriedtoholdout,Marilla。
ItriedtorememberthetimeMr。PhillipsmademesitwithGil——witha,boy;andthetimehespelledmynamewithoutaneontheblackboard;andhowhesaidIwastheworstdunceheeversawatgeometryandlaughedatmyspelling;andallthetimeshehadbeensohorridandsarcastic;butsomehowIcouldn’t,Marilla,andIjusthadtocrytoo。JaneAndrewshasbeentalkingforamonthabouthowgladshe’dbewhenMr。Phillipswentawayandshedeclaredshe’dnevershedatear。Well,shewasworsethananyofusandhadtoborrowahandkerchieffromherbrother——ofcoursetheboysdidn’tcry——becauseshehadn’tbroughtoneofherown,notexpectingtoneedit。Oh,Marilla,itwasheartrending。Mr。Phillipsmadesuchabeautifulfarewellspeechbeginning,`Thetimehascomeforustopart。’
Itwasveryaffecting。Andhehadtearsinhiseyestoo,Marilla。
Oh,IfeltdreadfullysorryandremorsefulforallthetimesI’dtalkedinschoolanddrawnpicturesofhimonmyslateandmadefunofhimandPrissy。IcantellyouIwishedI’dbeenamodelpupillikeMinnieAndrews。Shehadn’tanythingonherconscience。
Thegirlscriedallthewayhomefromschool。CarrieSloanekeptsayingeveryfewminutes,`Thetimehascomeforustopart,’
andthatwouldstartusoffagainwheneverwewereinanydangerofcheeringup。Idofeeldreadfullysad,Marilla。Butonecan’tfeelquiteinthedepthsofdespairwithtwomonths’vacationbeforethem,canthey,Marilla?Andbesides,wemetthenewministerandhiswifecomingfromthestation。ForallIwasfeelingsobadaboutMr。PhillipsgoingawayIcouldn’thelptakingalittleinterestinanewminister,couldI?Hiswifeisverypretty。Notexactlyregallylovely,ofcourse——itwouldn’tdo,Isuppose,foraministertohavearegallylovelywife,becauseitmightsetabadexample。Mrs。Lyndesaystheminister’swifeoveratNewbridgesetsaverybadexamplebecauseshedressessofashionably。Ournewminister’swifewasdressedinbluemuslinwithlovelypuffedsleevesandahattrimmedwithroses。
JaneAndrewssaidshethoughtpuffedsleevesweretooworldlyforaminister’swife,butIdidn’tmakeanysuchuncharitableremark,Marilla,becauseIknowwhatitistolongforpuffedsleeves。
Besides,she’sonlybeenaminister’swifeforalittlewhile,sooneshouldmakeallowances,shouldn’tthey?TheyaregoingtoboardwithMrs。Lyndeuntilthemanseisready。\"
IfMarilla,ingoingdowntoMrs。Lynde’sthatevening,wasactuatedbyanymotivesaveheravowedoneofreturningthequiltingframesshehadborrowedtheprecedingwinter,itwasanamiableweaknesssharedbymostoftheAvonleapeople。ManyathingMrs。Lyndehadlent,sometimesneverexpectingtoseeitagain,camehomethatnightinchargeoftheborrowersthereof。
Anewminister,andmoreoveraministerwithawife,wasalawfulobjectofcuriosityinaquietlittlecountrysettlementwheresensationswerefewandfarbetween。
OldMr。Bentley,theministerwhomAnnehadfoundlackinginimagination,hadbeenpastorofAvonleaforeighteenyears。Hewasawidowerwhenhecame,andawidowerheremained,despitethefactthatgossipregularlymarriedhimtothis,that,ortheotherone,everyyearofhissojourn。IntheprecedingFebruaryhehadresignedhischargeanddepartedamidtheregretsofhispeople,mostofwhomhadtheaffectionbornoflongintercoursefortheirgoodoldministerinspiteofhisshortcomingsasanorator。
SincethentheAvonleachurchhadenjoyedavarietyofreligiousdissipationinlisteningtothemanyandvariouscandidatesand\"supplies\"whocameSundayafterSundaytopreachontrial。
ThesestoodorfellbythejudgmentofthefathersandmothersinIsrael;butacertainsmall,red-hairedgirlwhosatmeeklyinthecorneroftheoldCuthbertpewalsohadheropinionsaboutthemanddiscussedthesameinfullwithMatthew,Marillaalwaysdecliningfromprincipletocriticizeministersinanyshapeorform。
\"Idon’tthinkMr。Smithwouldhavedone,Matthew\"wasAnne’sfinalsummingup。\"Mrs。Lyndesayshisdeliverywassopoor,butIthinkhisworstfaultwasjustlikeMr。Bentley’s——hehadnoimagination。AndMr。Terryhadtoomuch;heletitrunawaywithhimjustasIdidmineinthematteroftheHauntedWood。
Besides,Mrs。Lyndesayshistheologywasn’tsound。Mr。Greshamwasaverygoodmanandaveryreligiousman,buthetoldtoomanyfunnystoriesandmadethepeoplelaughinchurch;hewasundignified,andyoumusthavesomedignityaboutaminister,mustn’tyou,Matthew?IthoughtMr。Marshallwasdecidedlyattractive;butMrs。Lyndesaysheisn’tmarried,orevenengaged,becauseshemadespecialinquiriesabouthim,andshesaysitwouldneverdotohaveayoungunmarriedministerinAvonlea,becausehemightmarryinthecongregationandthatwouldmaketrouble。Mrs。Lyndeisaveryfarseeingwoman,isn’tshe,Matthew?I’mverygladthey’vecalledMr。Allan。Ilikedhimbecausehissermonwasinterestingandheprayedasifhemeantitandnotjustasifhediditbecausehewasinthehabitofit。Mrs。Lyndesaysheisn’tperfect,butshesaysshesupposeswecouldn’texpectaperfectministerforsevenhundredandfiftydollarsayear,andanyhowhistheologyissoundbecauseshequestionedhimthoroughlyonallthepointsofdoctrine。Andsheknowshiswife’speopleandtheyaremostrespectableandthewomenareallgoodhousekeepers。Mrs。Lyndesaysthatsounddoctrineinthemanandgoodhousekeepinginthewomanmakeanidealcombinationforaminister’sfamily。\"
Thenewministerandhiswifewereayoung,pleasant-facedcouple,stillontheirhoneymoon,andfullofallgoodandbeautifulenthusiasmsfortheirchosenlifework。Avonleaopeneditshearttothemfromthestart。Oldandyounglikedthefrank,cheerfulyoungmanwithhishighideals,andthebright,gentlelittleladywhoassumedthemistress-shipofthemanse。
WithMrs。AllanAnnefellpromptlyandwholeheartedlyinlove。
Shehaddiscoveredanotherkindredspirit。
\"Mrs。Allanisperfectlylovely,\"sheannouncedoneSundayafternoon。
\"She’stakenourclassandshe’sasplendidteacher。Shesaidrightawayshedidn’tthinkitwasfairfortheteachertoaskallthequestions,andyouknow,Marilla,thatisexactlywhatI’vealwaysthought。ShesaidwecouldaskheranyquestionwelikedandIaskedeversomany。I’mgoodataskingquestions,Marilla。\"
\"Ibelieveyou\"wasMarilla’semphaticcomment。
\"NobodyelseaskedanyexceptRubyGillis,andsheaskediftherewastobeaSunday-schoolpicnicthissummer。Ididn’tthinkthatwasaveryproperquestiontoaskbecauseithadn’tanyconnectionwiththelesson——thelessonwasaboutDanielinthelions’den——butMrs。Allanjustsmiledandsaidshethoughttherewouldbe。Mrs。Allanhasalovelysmile;shehassuchEXQUISITE
dimplesinhercheeks。IwishIhaddimplesinmycheeks,Marilla。
I’mnothalfsoskinnyasIwaswhenIcamehere,butIhavenodimplesyet。IfIhadperhapsIcouldinfluencepeopleforgood。
Mrs。Allansaidweoughtalwaystotrytoinfluenceotherpeopleforgood。Shetalkedsoniceabouteverything。Ineverknewbeforethatreligionwassuchacheerfulthing。Ialwaysthoughtitwaskindofmelancholy,butMrs。Allan’sisn’t,andI’dliketobeaChristianifIcouldbeonelikeher。Iwouldn’twanttobeonelikeMr。SuperintendentBell。\"
\"It’sverynaughtyofyoutospeaksoaboutMr。Bell,\"saidMarillaseverely。\"Mr。Bellisarealgoodman。\"
\"Oh,ofcoursehe’sgood,\"agreedAnne,\"buthedoesn’tseemtogetanycomfortoutofit。IfIcouldbegoodI’ddanceandsingalldaybecauseIwasgladofit。IsupposeMrs。Allanistoooldtodanceandsingandofcourseitwouldn’tbedignifiedinaminister’swife。ButIcanjustfeelshe’sgladshe’saChristianandthatshe’dbeoneevenifshecouldgettoheavenwithoutit。\"
\"IsupposewemusthaveMr。andMrs。Allanuptoteasomedaysoon,\"saidMarillareflectively。\"They’vebeenmosteverywherebuthere。Letmesee。NextWednesdaywouldbeagoodtimetohavethem。Butdon’tsayawordtoMatthewaboutit,forifheknewtheywerecominghe’dfindsomeexcusetobeawaythatday。
He’dgotsousedtoMr。Bentleyhedidn’tmindhim,buthe’sgoingtofindithardtogetacquaintedwithanewminister,andanewminister’swifewillfrightenhimtodeath。\"
\"I’llbeassecretasthedead,\"assuredAnne。\"Butoh,Marilla,willyouletmemakeacakefortheoccasion?I’dlovetodosomethingforMrs。Allan,andyouknowIcanmakeaprettygoodcakebythistime。\"
\"Youcanmakealayercake,\"promisedMarilla。
MondayandTuesdaygreatpreparationswentonatGreenGables。
Havingtheministerandhiswifetoteawasaseriousandimportantundertaking,andMarillawasdeterminednottobeeclipsedbyanyoftheAvonleahousekeepers。Annewaswildwithexcitementanddelight。ShetalkeditalloverwithDianaTuesdaynightinthetwilight,astheysatonthebigredstonesbytheDryad’sBubbleandmaderainbowsinthewaterwithlittletwigsdippedinfirbalsam。
\"Everythingisready,Diana,exceptmycakewhichI’mtomakeinthemorning,andthebaking-powderbiscuitswhichMarillawillmakejustbeforeteatime。Iassureyou,Diana,thatMarillaandIhavehadabusytwodaysofit。It’ssucharesponsibilityhavingaminister’sfamilytotea。Ineverwentthroughsuchanexperiencebefore。Youshouldjustseeourpantry。It’sasighttobehold。We’regoingtohavejelliedchickenandcoldtongue。
We’retohavetwokindsofjelly,redandyellow,andwhippedcreamandlemonpie,andcherrypie,andthreekindsofcookies,andfruitcake,andMarilla’sfamousyellowplumpreservesthatshekeepsespeciallyforministers,andpoundcakeandlayercake,andbiscuitsasaforesaid;andnewbreadandoldboth,incasetheministerisdyspepticandcan’teatnew。Mrs。Lyndesaysministersaredyspeptic,butIdon’tthinkMr。Allanhasbeenaministerlongenoughforittohavehadabadeffectonhim。
IjustgrowcoldwhenIthinkofmylayercake。Oh,Diana,whatifitshouldn’tbegood!IdreamedlastnightthatIwaschasedallaroundbyafearfulgoblinwithabiglayercakeforahead。\"
\"It’llbegood,allright,\"assuredDiana,whowasaverycomfortablesortoffriend。\"I’msurethatpieceoftheoneyoumadethatwehadforlunchinIdlewildtwoweeksagowasperfectlyelegant。\"
\"Yes;butcakeshavesuchaterriblehabitofturningoutbadjustwhenyouespeciallywantthemtobegood,\"sighedAnne,settingaparticularlywell-balsamedtwigafloat。\"However,IsupposeIshalljusthavetotrusttoProvidenceandbecarefultoputintheflour。Oh,look,Diana,whatalovelyrainbow!Doyousupposethedryadwillcomeoutafterwegoawayandtakeitforascarf?\"
\"Youknowthereisnosuchthingasadryad,\"saidDiana。
Diana’smotherhadfoundoutabouttheHauntedWoodandhadbeendecidedlyangryoverit。AsaresultDianahadabstainedfromanyfurtherimitativeflightsofimaginationanddidnotthinkitprudenttocultivateaspiritofbeliefeveninharmlessdryads。
\"Butit’ssoeasytoimaginethereis,\"saidAnne。\"EverynightbeforeIgotobed,Ilookoutofmywindowandwonderifthedryadisreallysittinghere,combingherlockswiththespringforamirror。SometimesIlookforherfootprintsinthedewinthemorning。Oh,Diana,don’tgiveupyourfaithinthedryad!\"
Wednesdaymorningcame。Annegotupatsunrisebecauseshewastooexcitedtosleep。Shehadcaughtaseverecoldintheheadbyreasonofherdabblinginthespringontheprecedingevening;
butnothingshortofabsolutepneumoniacouldhavequenchedherinterestinculinarymattersthatmorning。Afterbreakfastsheproceededtomakehercake。Whenshefinallyshuttheovendooruponitshedrewalongbreath。
\"I’msureIhaven’tforgottenanythingthistime,Marilla。Butdoyouthinkitwillrise?Justsupposeperhapsthebakingpowderisn’tgood?Iuseditoutofthenewcan。AndMrs。Lyndesaysyoucanneverbesureofgettinggoodbakingpowdernowadayswheneverythingissoadulterated。Mrs。LyndesaystheGovernmentoughttotakethematterup,butshesayswe’llneverseethedaywhenaToryGovernmentwilldoit。Marilla,whatifthatcakedoesn’trise?\"
\"We’llhaveplentywithoutit\"wasMarilla’sunimpassionedwayoflookingatthesubject。
Thecakedidrise,however,andcameoutoftheovenaslightandfeatheryasgoldenfoam。Anne,flushedwithdelight,clappedittogetherwithlayersofrubyjellyand,inimagination,sawMrs。
Allaneatingitandpossiblyaskingforanotherpiece!
\"You’llbeusingthebestteaset,ofcourse,Marilla,\"shesaid。
\"CanIfixthetablewithfernsandwildroses?\"
\"Ithinkthat’sallnonsense,\"sniffedMarilla。\"Inmyopinionit’stheeatablesthatmatterandnotflummerydecorations。\"
\"Mrs。BarryhadHERtabledecorated,\"saidAnne,whowasnotentirelyguiltlessofthewisdomoftheserpent,\"andtheministerpaidheranelegantcompliment。Hesaiditwasafeastfortheeyeaswellasthepalate。\"
\"Well,doasyoulike,\"saidMarilla,whowasquitedeterminednottobesurpassedbyMrs。Barryoranybodyelse。\"Onlymindyouleaveenoughroomforthedishesandthefood。\"
AnnelaidherselfouttodecorateinamannerandafterafashionthatshouldleaveMrs。Barry’snowhere。Havingabundanceofrosesandfernsandaveryartistictasteofherown,shemadethatteatablesuchathingofbeautythatwhentheministerandhiswifesatdowntoittheyexclaimedinchorusoveritloveliness。
\"It’sAnne’sdoings,\"saidMarilla,grimlyjust;andAnnefeltthatMrs。Allan’sapprovingsmilewasalmosttoomuchhappinessforthisworld。
Matthewwasthere,havingbeeninveigledintothepartyonlygoodnessandAnneknewhow。HehadbeeninsuchastateofshynessandnervousnessthatMarillahadgivenhimupindespair,butAnnetookhiminhandsosuccessfullythathenowsatatthetableinhisbestclothesandwhitecollarandtalkedtotheministernotuninterestingly。HeneversaidawordtoMrs。Allan,butthatperhapswasnottobeexpected。
AllwentmerryasamarriagebelluntilAnne’slayercakewaspassed。Mrs。Allan,havingalreadybeenhelpedtoabewilderingvariety,declinedit。ButMarilla,seeingthedisappointmentonAnne’sface,saidsmilingly:
\"Oh,youmusttakeapieceofthis,Mrs。Allan。Annemadeitonpurposeforyou。\"
\"InthatcaseImustsampleit,\"laughedMrs。Allan,helpingherselftoaplumptriangle,asdidalsotheministerandMarilla。
Mrs。Allantookamouthfulofhersandamostpeculiarexpressioncrossedherface;notaworddidshesay,however,butsteadilyateawayatit。Marillasawtheexpressionandhastenedtotastethecake。
\"AnneShirley!\"sheexclaimed,\"whatonearthdidyouputintothatcake?\"
\"Nothingbutwhattherecipesaid,Marilla,\"criedAnnewithalookofanguish。\"Oh,isn’titallright?\"
\"Allright!It’ssimplyhorrible。Mr。Allan,don’ttrytoeatit。Anne,tasteityourself。Whatflavoringdidyouuse?\"
\"Vanilla,\"saidAnne,herfacescarletwithmortificationaftertastingthecake。\"Onlyvanilla。Oh,Marilla,itmusthavebeenthebakingpowder。Ihadmysuspicionsofthatbak——\"
\"Bakingpowderfiddlesticks!Goandbringmethebottleofvanillayouused。\"
Annefledtothepantryandreturnedwithasmallbottlepartiallyfilledwithabrownliquidandlabeledyellowly,\"BestVanilla。\"
Marillatookit,uncorkedit,smelledit。
\"Mercyonus,Anne,you’veflavoredthatcakewithANODYNE
LINIMENT。Ibrokethelinimentbottlelastweekandpouredwhatwasleftintoanoldemptyvanillabottle。Isupposeit’spartlymyfault——Ishouldhavewarnedyou——butforpity’ssakewhycouldn’tyouhavesmelledit?\"
Annedissolvedintotearsunderthisdoubledisgrace。
\"Icouldn’t——Ihadsuchacold!\"andwiththisshefairlyfledtothegablechamber,whereshecastherselfonthebedandweptasonewhorefusestobecomforted。
Presentlyalightstepsoundedonthestairsandsomebodyenteredtheroom。
\"Oh,Marilla,\"sobbedAnne,withoutlookingup,\"I’mdisgracedforever。
Ishallneverbeabletolivethisdown。Itwillgetout——thingsalwaysdogetoutinAvonlea。DianawillaskmehowmycaketurnedoutandIshallhavetotellherthetruth。Ishallalwaysbepointedatasthegirlwhoflavoredacakewithanodyneliniment。Gil——theboysinschoolwillnevergetoverlaughingatit。Oh,Marilla,ifyouhaveasparkofChristianpitydon’ttellmethatImustgodownandwashthedishesafterthis。I’llwashthemwhentheministerandhiswifearegone,butIcannoteverlookMrs。Allaninthefaceagain。Perhapsshe’llthinkItriedtopoisonher。Mrs。Lyndesayssheknowsanorphangirlwhotriedtopoisonherbenefactor。Butthelinimentisn’tpoisonous。It’smeanttobetakeninternally——althoughnotincakes。Won’tyoutellMrs。Allanso,Marilla?\"
\"Supposeyoujumpupandtellhersoyourself,\"saidamerryvoice。
Anneflewup,tofindMrs。Allanstandingbyherbed,surveyingherwithlaughingeyes。
\"Mydearlittlegirl,youmusn’tcrylikethis,\"shesaid,genuinelydisturbedbyAnne’stragicface。\"Why,it’salljustafunnymistakethatanybodymightmake。\"
\"Oh,no,ittakesmetomakesuchamistake,\"saidAnneforlornly。
\"AndIwantedtohavethatcakesoniceforyou,Mrs。Allan。\"
\"Yes,Iknow,dear。AndIassureyouIappreciateyourkindnessandthoughtfulnessjustasmuchasifithadturnedoutallright。
Now,youmustn’tcryanymore,butcomedownwithmeandshowmeyourflowergarden。MissCuthberttellsmeyouhavealittleplotallyourown。Iwanttoseeit,forI’mverymuchinterestedinflowers。\"
Annepermittedherselftobeleddownandcomforted,reflectingthatitwasreallyprovidentialthatMrs。Allanwasakindredspirit。Nothingmorewassaidaboutthelinimentcake,andwhentheguestswentawayAnnefoundthatshehadenjoyedtheeveningmorethancouldhavebeenexpected,consideringthatterribleincident。Nevertheless,shesigheddeeply。
\"Marilla,isn’titnicetothinkthattomorrowisanewdaywithnomistakesinityet?\"
\"I’llwarrantyou’llmakeplentyinit,\"saidMarilla。\"Ineversawyourbeatformakingmistakes,Anne。\"
\"Yes,andwellIknowit,\"admittedAnnemournfully。\"Buthaveyouevernoticedoneencouragingthingaboutme,Marilla?
Inevermakethesamemistaketwice。\"
\"Idon’tknowasthat’smuchbenefitwhenyou’realwaysmakingnewones。\"
\"Oh,don’tyousee,Marilla?Theremustbealimittothemistakesonepersoncanmake,andwhenIgettotheendofthem,thenI’llbethroughwiththem。That’saverycomfortingthought。\"
\"Well,you’dbettergoandgivethatcaketothepigs,\"saidMarilla。
\"Itisn’tfitforanyhumantoeat,notevenJerryBoute。\"
CHAPTERXXII
AnneisInvitedOuttoTea\"Andwhatareyoureyespoppingoutofyourheadabout。Now?\"
askedMarilla,whenAnnehadjustcomeinfromaruntothepostoffice。\"Haveyoudiscoveredanotherkindredspirit?\"
ExcitementhungaroundAnnelikeagarment,shoneinhereyes,kindledineveryfeature。Shehadcomedancingupthelane,likeawind-blownsprite,throughthemellowsunshineandlazyshadowsoftheAugustevening。
\"No,Marilla,butoh,whatdoyouthink?Iaminvitedtoteaatthemansetomorrowafternoon!Mrs。Allanlefttheletterformeatthepostoffice。Justlookatit,Marilla。`MissAnneShirley,GreenGables。’ThatisthefirsttimeIwasevercalled`Miss。’
Suchathrillasitgaveme!Ishallcherishitforeveramongmychoicesttreasures。\"
\"Mrs。AllantoldmeshemeanttohaveallthemembersofherSunday-schoolclasstoteainturn,\"saidMarilla,regardingthewonderfuleventverycoolly。\"Youneedn’tgetinsuchafeveroverit。Dolearntotakethingscalmly,child。\"
ForAnnetotakethingscalmlywouldhavebeentochangehernature。All\"spiritandfireanddew,\"asshewas,thepleasuresandpainsoflifecametoherwithtrebledintensity。Marillafeltthisandwasvaguelytroubledoverit,realizingthattheupsanddownsofexistencewouldprobablybearhardlyonthisimpulsivesoulandnotsufficientlyunderstandingthattheequallygreatcapacityfordelightmightmorethancompensate。
ThereforeMarillaconceivedittobeherdutytodrillAnneintoatranquiluniformityofdispositionasimpossibleandalientoherastoadancingsunbeaminoneofthebrookshallows。Shedidnotmakemuchheadway,asshesorrowfullyadmittedtoherself。
ThedownfallofsomedearhopeorplanplungedAnneinto\"deepsofaffliction。\"Thefulfillmentthereofexaltedhertodizzyrealmsofdelight。Marillahadalmostbeguntodespairofeverfashioningthiswaifoftheworldintohermodellittlegirlofdemuremannersandprimdeportment。NeitherwouldshehavebelievedthatshereallylikedAnnemuchbetterasshewas。
AnnewenttobedthatnightspeechlesswithmiserybecauseMatthewhadsaidthewindwasroundnortheastandhefeareditwouldbearainydaytomorrow。Therustleofthepoplarleavesaboutthehouseworriedher,itsoundedsolikepatteringraindrops,andthefull,farawayroarofthegulf,towhichshelisteneddelightedlyatothertimes,lovingitsstrange,sonorous,hauntingrhythm,nowseemedlikeaprophecyofstormanddisastertoasmallmaidenwhoparticularlywantedafineday。Annethoughtthatthemorningwouldnevercome。
Butallthingshaveanend,evennightsbeforethedayonwhichyouareinvitedtotaketeaatthemanse。Themorning,inspiteofMatthew’spredictions,wasfineandAnne’sspiritssoaredtotheirhighest。
\"Oh,Marilla,thereissomethinginmetodaythatmakesmejustloveeverybodyIsee,\"sheexclaimedasshewashedthebreakfastdishes。\"Youdon’tknowhowgoodIfeel!Wouldn’titbeniceifitcouldlast?IbelieveIcouldbeamodelchildifIwerejustinvitedouttoteaeveryday。Butoh,Marilla,it’sasolemnoccasiontoo。Ifeelsoanxious。WhatifIshouldn’tbehaveproperly?YouknowIneverhadteaatamansebefore,andI’mnotsurethatIknowalltherulesofetiquette,althoughI’vebeenstudyingtherulesgivenintheEtiquetteDepartmentoftheFamilyHeraldeversinceIcamehere。I’msoafraidI’lldosomethingsillyorforgettodosomethingIshoulddo。WoulditbegoodmannerstotakeasecondhelpingofanythingifyouwantedtoVERYmuch?\"
\"Thetroublewithyou,Anne,isthatyou’rethinkingtoomuchaboutyourself。YoushouldjustthinkofMrs。Allanandwhatwouldbenicestandmostagreeabletoher,\"saidMarilla,hittingforonceinherlifeonaverysoundandpithypieceofadvice。
Anneinstantlyrealizedthis。
\"Youareright,Marilla。I’lltrynottothinkaboutmyselfatall。\"
Anneevidentlygotthroughhervisitwithoutanyseriousbreachof\"etiquette,\"forshecamehomethroughthetwilight,underagreat,high-sprungskygloriedoverwithtrailsofsaffronandrosycloud,inabeatifiedstateofmindandtoldMarillaallaboutithappily,sittingonthebigred-sandstoneslabatthekitchendoorwithhertiredcurlyheadinMarilla’sginghamlap。
Acoolwindwasblowingdownoverthelongharvestfieldsfromtherimsoffirrywesternhillsandwhistlingthroughthepoplars。OneclearstarhungovertheorchardandthefireflieswereflittingoverinLover’sLane,inandoutamongthefernsandrustlingboughs。Annewatchedthemasshetalkedandsomehowfeltthatwindandstarsandfireflieswerealltangleduptogetherintosomethingunutterablysweetandenchanting。
\"Oh,Marilla,I’vehadamostFASCINATINGtime。IfeelthatI
havenotlivedinvainandIshallalwaysfeellikethatevenifIshouldneverbeinvitedtoteaatamanseagain。WhenIgotthereMrs。Allanmetmeatthedoor。Shewasdressedinthesweetestdressofpale-pinkorgandy,withdozensoffrillsandelbowsleeves,andshelookedjustlikeaseraph。IreallythinkI’dliketobeaminister’swifewhenIgrowup,Marilla。A
ministermightn’tmindmyredhairbecausehewouldn’tbethinkingofsuchworldlythings。ButthenofcourseonewouldhavetobenaturallygoodandI’llneverbethat,soIsupposethere’snouseinthinkingaboutit。Somepeoplearenaturallygood,youknow,andothersarenot。I’moneoftheothers。Mrs。
LyndesaysI’mfulloforiginalsin。NomatterhowhardItrytobegoodIcannevermakesuchasuccessofitasthosewhoarenaturallygood。It’sagooddeallikegeometry,Iexpect。Butdon’tyouthinkthetryingsohardoughttocountforsomething?
Mrs。Allanisoneofthenaturallygoodpeople。Iloveherpassionately。Youknowtherearesomepeople,likeMatthewandMrs。Allanthatyoucanloverightoffwithoutanytrouble。Andthereareothers,likeMrs。Lynde,thatyouhavetotryveryhardtolove。YouknowyouOUGHTtolovethembecausetheyknowsomuchandaresuchactiveworkersinthechurch,butyouhavetokeepremindingyourselfofitallthetimeorelseyouforget。
Therewasanotherlittlegirlatthemansetotea,fromtheWhiteSandsSundayschool。HernamewasLauretteBradley,andshewasaverynicelittlegirl。Notexactlyakindredspirit,youknow,butstillverynice。Wehadaneleganttea,andIthinkIkeptalltherulesofetiquetteprettywell。AfterteaMrs。AllanplayedandsangandshegotLaurettaandmetosingtoo。Mrs。
AllansaysIhaveagoodvoiceandshesaysImustsingintheSunday-schoolchoirafterthis。Youcan’tthinkhowIwasthrilledatthemerethought。I’velongedsotosingintheSunday-schoolchoir,asDianadoes,butIfeareditwasanhonorIcouldneveraspireto。LaurettahadtogohomeearlybecausethereisabigconcertintheWhiteSandsHoteltonightandhersisteristoreciteatit。LaurettasaysthattheAmericansatthehotelgiveaconcerteveryfortnightinaidoftheCharlottetownhospital,andtheyasklotsoftheWhiteSandspeopletorecite。Laurettasaidsheexpectedtobeaskedherselfsomeday。Ijustgazedatherinawe。AftershehadgoneMrs。AllanandIhadaheart-to-hearttalk。Itoldhereverything——aboutMrs。ThomasandthetwinsandKatieMauriceandViolettaandcomingtoGreenGablesandmytroublesovergeometry。Andwouldyoubelieveit,Marilla?Mrs。Allantoldmeshewasadunceatgeometrytoo。Youdon’tknowhowthatencouragedme。Mrs。LyndecametothemansejustbeforeIleft,andwhatdoyouthink,Marilla?Thetrusteeshavehiredanewteacherandit’salady。HernameisMissMurielStacy。Isn’tthataromanticname?Mrs。Lyndesaysthey’veneverhadafemaleteacherinAvonleabeforeandshethinksitisadangerousinnovation。ButIthinkitwillbesplendidtohavealadyteacher,andIreallydon’tseehowI’mgoingtolivethroughthetwoweeksbeforeschoolbegins。I’msoimpatienttoseeher。\"
CHAPTERXXIII
AnneComestoGriefinanAffairofHonorAnnehadtolivethroughmorethantwoweeks,asithappened。
Almostamonthhavingelapsedsincethelinimentcakeepisode,itwashightimeforhertogetintofreshtroubleofsomesort,littlemistakes,suchasabsentmindedlyemptyingapanofskimmilkintoabasketofyarnballsinthepantryinsteadofintothepigs’bucket,andwalkingcleanovertheedgeofthelogbridgeintothebrookwhilewrappedinimaginativereverie,notreallybeingworthcounting。
AweekaftertheteaatthemanseDianaBarrygaveaparty。
\"Smallandselect,\"AnneassuredMarilla。\"Justthegirlsinourclass。\"
Theyhadaverygoodtimeandnothinguntowardhappeneduntilaftertea,whentheyfoundthemselvesintheBarrygarden,alittletiredofalltheirgamesandripeforanyenticingformofmischiefwhichmightpresentitself。Thispresentlytooktheformof\"daring。\"
DaringwasthefashionableamusementamongtheAvonleasmallfryjustthen。Ithadbegunamongtheboys,butsoonspreadtothegirls,andallthesillythingsthatweredoneinAvonleathatsummerbecausethedoersthereofwere\"dared\"todothemwouldfillabookbythemselves。
FirstofallCarrieSloanedaredRubyGillistoclimbtoacertainpointinthehugeoldwillowtreebeforethefrontdoor;
whichRubyGillis,albeitinmortaldreadofthefatgreencaterpillarswithwhichsaidtreewasinfestedandwiththefearofhermotherbeforehereyesifsheshouldtearhernewmuslindress,nimblydid,tothediscomfitureoftheaforesaidCarrieSloane。
ThenJosiePyedaredJaneAndrewstohoponherleftlegaroundthegardenwithoutstoppingonceorputtingherrightfoottotheground;whichJaneAndrewsgamelytriedtodo,butgaveoutatthethirdcornerandhadtoconfessherselfdefeated。
Josie’striumphbeingrathermorepronouncedthangoodtastepermitted,AnneShirleydaredhertowalkalongthetopoftheboardfencewhichboundedthegardentotheeast。Now,to\"walk\"
boardfencesrequiresmoreskillandsteadinessofheadandheelthanonemightsupposewhohasnevertriedit。ButJosiePye,ifdeficientinsomequalitiesthatmakeforpopularity,hadatleastanaturalandinborngift,dulycultivated,forwalkingboardfences。JosiewalkedtheBarryfencewithanairyunconcernwhichseemedtoimplythatalittlethinglikethatwasn’twortha\"dare。\"Reluctantadmirationgreetedherexploit,formostoftheothergirlscouldappreciateit,havingsufferedmanythingsthemselvesintheireffortstowalkfences。Josiedescendedfromherperch,flushedwithvictory,anddartedadefiantglanceatAnne。
Annetossedherredbraids。
\"Idon’tthinkit’ssuchaverywonderfulthingtowalkalittle,low,boardfence,\"shesaid。\"IknewagirlinMarysvillewhocouldwalktheridgepoleofaroof。\"
\"Idon’tbelieveit,\"saidJosieflatly。\"Idon’tbelieveanybodycouldwalkaridgepole。YOUcouldn’t,anyhow。\"
\"Couldn’tI?\"criedAnnerashly。
\"ThenIdareyoutodoit,\"saidJosiedefiantly。\"IdareyoutoclimbupthereandwalktheridgepoleofMr。Barry’skitchenroof。\"
Anneturnedpale,buttherewasclearlyonlyonethingtobedone。
Shewalkedtowardthehouse,wherealadderwasleaningagainstthekitchenroof。Allthefifth-classgirlssaid,\"Oh!\"partlyinexcitement,partlyindismay。
\"Don’tyoudoit,Anne,\"entreatedDiana。\"You’llfalloffandbekilled。NevermindJosiePye。Itisn’tfairtodareanybodytodoanythingsodangerous。\"
\"Imustdoit。Myhonorisatstake,\"saidAnnesolemnly。
\"Ishallwalkthatridgepole,Diana,orperishintheattempt。
IfIamkilledyouaretohavemypearlbeadring。\"
Anneclimbedtheladderamidbreathlesssilence,gainedtheridgepole,balancedherselfuprightlyonthatprecariousfooting,andstartedtowalkalongit,dizzilyconsciousthatshewasuncomfortablyhighupintheworldandthatwalkingridgepoleswasnotathinginwhichyourimaginationhelpedyououtmuch。
Nevertheless,shemanagedtotakeseveralstepsbeforethecatastrophecame。Thensheswayed,lostherbalance,stumbled,staggered,andfell,slidingdownoverthesun-bakedroofandcrashingoffitthroughthetangleofVirginiacreeperbeneath——
allbeforethedismayedcirclebelowcouldgiveasimultaneous,terrifiedshriek。
IfAnnehadtumbledofftheroofonthesideupwhichshehadascendedDianawouldprobablyhavefallenheirtothepearlbeadringthenandthere。Fortunatelyshefellontheotherside,wheretheroofextendeddownovertheporchsonearlytothegroundthatafalltherefromwasamuchlessseriousthing。
Nevertheless,whenDianaandtheothergirlshadrushedfranticallyaroundthehouse——exceptRubyGillis,whoremainedasifrootedtothegroundandwentintohysterics——theyfoundAnnelyingallwhiteandlimpamongthewreckandruinoftheVirginiacreeper。
\"Anne,areyoukilled?\"shriekedDiana,throwingherselfonherkneesbesideherfriend。\"Oh,Anne,dearAnne,speakjustonewordtomeandtellmeifyou’rekilled。\"
Totheimmensereliefofallthegirls,andespeciallyofJosiePye,who,inspiteoflackofimagination,hadbeenseizedwithhorriblevisionsofafuturebrandedasthegirlwhowasthecauseofAnneShirley’searlyandtragicdeath,Annesatdizzilyupandanswereduncertainly:
\"No,Diana,Iamnotkilled,butIthinkIamrenderedunconscious。\"
\"Where?\"sobbedCarrieSloane。\"Oh,where,Anne?\"BeforeAnnecouldanswerMrs。Barryappearedonthescene。AtsightofherAnnetriedtoscrambletoherfeet,butsankbackagainwithasharplittlecryofpain。
\"What’sthematter?Wherehaveyouhurtyourself?\"demandedMrs。Barry。
\"Myankle,\"gaspedAnne。\"Oh,Diana,pleasefindyourfatherandaskhimtotakemehome。IknowIcanneverwalkthere。AndI’msureIcouldn’thopsofarononefootwhenJanecouldn’tevenhoparoundthegarden。\"
MarillawasoutintheorchardpickingapanfulofsummerappleswhenshesawMr。Barrycomingoverthelogbridgeanduptheslope,withMrs。Barrybesidehimandawholeprocessionoflittlegirlstrailingafterhim。InhisarmshecarriedAnne,whoseheadlaylimplyagainsthisshoulder。
AtthatmomentMarillahadarevelation。InthesuddenstaboffearthatpiercedherveryheartsherealizedwhatAnnehadcometomeantoher。ShewouldhaveadmittedthatshelikedAnne——nay,thatshewasveryfondofAnne。ButnowsheknewasshehurriedwildlydowntheslopethatAnnewasdearertoherthananythingelseonearth。
\"Mr。Barry,whathashappenedtoher?\"shegasped,morewhiteandshakenthantheself-contained,sensibleMarillahadbeenformanyyears。
Anneherselfanswered,liftingherhead。
\"Don’tbeveryfrightened,Marilla。IwaswalkingtheridgepoleandIfelloff。IexpectIhavesprainedmyankle。But,Marilla,Imighthavebrokenmyneck。Letuslookonthebrightsideofthings。\"
\"Imighthaveknownyou’dgoanddosomethingofthesortwhenI
letyougotothatparty,\"saidMarilla,sharpandshrewishinherveryrelief。\"Bringherinhere,Mr。Barry,andlayheronthesofa。Mercyme,thechildhasgoneandfainted!\"
Itwasquitetrue。Overcomebythepainofherinjury,Annehadonemoreofherwishesgrantedtoher。Shehadfainteddeadaway。
Matthew,hastilysummonedfromtheharvestfield,wasstraightwaydispatchedforthedoctor,whoinduetimecame,todiscoverthattheinjurywasmoreseriousthantheyhadsupposed。Anne’sanklewasbroken。
Thatnight,whenMarillawentuptotheeastgable,whereawhite-facedgirlwaslying,aplaintivevoicegreetedherfromthebed。
\"Aren’tyouverysorryforme,Marilla?\"
\"Itwasyourownfault,\"saidMarilla,twitchingdowntheblindandlightingalamp。
\"Andthatisjustwhyyoushouldbesorryforme,\"saidAnne,\"becausethethoughtthatitisallmyownfaultiswhatmakesitsohard。IfIcouldblameitonanybodyIwouldfeelsomuchbetter。Butwhatwouldyouhavedone,Marilla,ifyouhadbeendaredtowalkaridgepole?\"
\"I’dhavestayedongoodfirmgroundandletthemdareaway。
Suchabsurdity!\"saidMarilla。
Annesighed。
\"Butyouhavesuchstrengthofmind,Marilla。Ihaven’t。IjustfeltthatIcouldn’tbearJosiePye’sscorn。Shewouldhavecrowedovermeallmylife。AndIthinkIhavebeenpunishedsomuchthatyouneedn’tbeverycrosswithme,Marilla。It’snotabitnicetofaint,afterall。Andthedoctorhurtmedreadfullywhenhewassettingmyankle。Iwon’tbeabletogoaroundforsixorsevenweeksandI’llmissthenewladyteacher。Shewon’tbenewanymorebythetimeI’mabletogotoschool。AndGil——
everybodywillgetaheadofmeinclass。Oh,Iamanafflictedmortal。ButI’lltrytobearitallbravelyifonlyyouwon’tbecrosswithme,Marilla。\"
\"There,there,I’mnotcross,\"saidMarilla。\"You’reanunluckychild,there’snodoubtaboutthat;butasyousay,you’llhavethesufferingofit。Herenow,tryandeatsomesupper。\"
\"Isn’titfortunateI’vegotsuchanimagination?\"saidAnne。
\"Itwillhelpmethroughsplendidly,Iexpect。Whatdopeoplewhohaven’tanyimaginationdowhentheybreaktheirbones,doyousuppose,Marilla?\"
Annehadgoodreasontoblessherimaginationmanyatimeandoftduringthetedioussevenweeksthatfollowed。Butshewasnotsolelydependentonit。ShehadmanyvisitorsandnotadaypassedwithoutoneormoreoftheschoolgirlsdroppingintobringherflowersandbooksandtellherallthehappeningsinthejuvenileworldofAvonlea。
\"Everybodyhasbeensogoodandkind,Marilla,\"sighedAnnehappily,onthedaywhenshecouldfirstlimpacrossthefloor。
\"Itisn’tverypleasanttobelaidup;butthereisabrightsidetoit,Marilla。Youfindouthowmanyfriendsyouhave。Why,evenSuperintendentBellcametoseeme,andhe’sreallyaveryfineman。Notakindredspirit,ofcourse;butstillIlikehimandI’mawfullysorryIevercriticizedhisprayers。Ibelievenowhereallydoesmeanthem,onlyhehasgotintothehabitofsayingthemasifhedidn’t。Hecouldgetoverthatifhe’dtakealittletrouble。Igavehimagoodbroadhint。ItoldhimhowhardItriedtomakemyownlittleprivateprayersinteresting。
Hetoldmeallaboutthetimehebrokehisanklewhenhewasaboy。ItdoesseemsostrangetothinkofSuperintendentBelleverbeingaboy。Evenmyimaginationhasitslimits,forI
can’timagineTHAT。WhenItrytoimaginehimasaboyIseehimwithgraywhiskersandspectacles,justashelooksinSundayschool,onlysmall。Now,it’ssoeasytoimagineMrs。Allanasalittlegirl。Mrs。Allanhasbeentoseemefourteentimes。
Isn’tthatsomethingtobeproudof,Marilla?Whenaminister’swifehassomanyclaimsonhertime!Sheissuchacheerfulpersontohavevisityou,too。Shenevertellsyouit’syourownfaultandshehopesyou’llbeabettergirlonaccountofit。
Mrs。Lyndealwaystoldmethatwhenshecametoseeme;andshesaiditinakindofwaythatmademefeelshemighthopeI’dbeabettergirlbutdidn’treallybelieveIwould。EvenJosiePyecametoseeme。IreceivedheraspolitelyasIcould,becauseI
thinkshewassorryshedaredmetowalkaridgepole。IfIhadbeenkilledshewouldhadtocarryadarkburdenofremorseallherlife。Dianahasbeenafaithfulfriend。She’sbeenovereverydaytocheermylonelypillow。Butoh,IshallbesogladwhenIcangotoschoolforI’veheardsuchexcitingthingsaboutthenewteacher。Thegirlsallthinksheisperfectlysweet。
Dianasaysshehastheloveliestfaircurlyhairandsuchfascinatingeyes。Shedressesbeautifully,andhersleevepuffsarebiggerthananybodyelse’sinAvonlea。EveryotherFridayafternoonshehasrecitationsandeverybodyhastosayapieceortakepartinadialogue。Oh,it’sjustglorioustothinkofit。
JosiePyesaysshehatesitbutthatisjustbecauseJosiehassolittleimagination。DianaandRubyGillisandJaneAndrewsarepreparingadialogue,called`AMorningVisit,’fornextFriday。
AndtheFridayafternoonstheydon’thaverecitationsMissStacytakesthemalltothewoodsfora`field’dayandtheystudyfernsandflowersandbirds。Andtheyhavephysicalcultureexerciseseverymorningandevening。Mrs。Lyndesayssheneverheardofsuchgoingsonanditallcomesofhavingaladyteacher。ButIthinkitmustbesplendidandIbelieveIshallfindthatMissStacyisakindredspirit。\"
\"There’sonethingplaintobeseen,Anne,\"saidMarilla,\"andthatisthatyourfallofftheBarryroofhasn’tinjuredyourtongueatall。\"
CHAPTERXXIV
MissStacyandHerPupilsGetUpaConcertItwasOctoberagainwhenAnnewasreadytogobacktoschool——agloriousOctober,allredandgold,withmellowmorningswhenthevalleyswerefilledwithdelicatemistsasifthespiritofautumnhadpouredtheminforthesuntodrain——amethyst,pearl,silver,rose,andsmoke-blue。Thedewsweresoheavythatthefieldsglistenedlikeclothofsilverandthereweresuchheapsofrustlingleavesinthehollowsofmany-stemmedwoodstoruncrisplythrough。TheBirchPathwasacanopyofyellowandthefernsweresearandbrownallalongit。Therewasatangintheveryairthatinspiredtheheartsofsmallmaidenstripping,unlikesnails,swiftlyandwillinglytoschool;anditWASjollytobebackagainatthelittlebrowndeskbesideDiana,withRubyGillisnoddingacrosstheaisleandCarrieSloanesendingupnotesandJuliaBellpassinga\"chew\"ofgumdownfromthebackseat。Annedrewalongbreathofhappinessasshesharpenedherpencilandarrangedherpicturecardsinherdesk。Lifewascertainlyveryinteresting。
Inthenewteachershefoundanothertrueandhelpfulfriend。
MissStacywasabright,sympatheticyoungwomanwiththehappygiftofwinningandholdingtheaffectionsofherpupilsandbringingoutthebestthatwasinthemmentallyandmorally。
AnneexpandedlikeaflowerunderthiswholesomeinfluenceandcarriedhometotheadmiringMatthewandthecriticalMarillaglowingaccountsofschoolworkandaims。
\"IloveMissStacywithmywholeheart,Marilla。Sheissoladylikeandshehassuchasweetvoice。WhenshepronouncesmynameIfeelINSTINCTIVELYthatshe’sspellingitwithanE。
Wehadrecitationsthisafternoon。Ijustwishyoucouldhavebeentheretohearmerecite`Mary,QueenofScots。’Ijustputmywholesoulintoit。RubyGillistoldmecominghomethatthewayIsaidtheline,`Nowformyfather’sarm,’shesaid,`mywoman’sheartfarewell,’justmadeherbloodruncold。\"
\"Wellnow,youmightreciteitformesomeofthesedays,outinthebarn,\"suggestedMatthew。
\"OfcourseIwill,\"saidAnnemeditatively,\"butIwon’tbeabletodoitsowell,Iknow。Itwon’tbesoexcitingasitiswhenyouhaveawholeschoolfulbeforeyouhangingbreathlesslyonyourwords。IknowIwon’tbeabletomakeyourbloodruncold。\"
\"Mrs。LyndesaysitmadeHERbloodruncoldtoseetheboysclimbingtotheverytopsofthosebigtreesonBell’shillaftercrows’nestslastFriday,\"saidMarilla。\"IwonderatMissStacyforencouragingit。\"
\"Butwewantedacrow’snestfornaturestudy,\"explainedAnne。
\"Thatwasonourfieldafternoon。Fieldafternoonsaresplendid,Marilla。AndMissStacyexplainseverythingsobeautifully。WehavetowritecompositionsonourfieldafternoonsandIwritethebestones。\"
\"It’sveryvainofyoutosaysothen。You’dbetterletyourteachersayit。\"
\"ButsheDIDsayit,Marilla。AndindeedI’mnotvainaboutit。
HowcanIbe,whenI’msuchadunceatgeometry?AlthoughI’mreallybeginningtoseethroughitalittle,too。MissStacymakesitsoclear。Still,I’llneverbegoodatitandI
assureyouitisahumblingreflection。ButIlovewritingcompositions。MostlyMissStacyletsuschooseourownsubjects;
butnextweekwearetowriteacompositiononsomeremarkableperson。It’shardtochooseamongsomanyremarkablepeoplewhohavelived。Mustn’titbesplendidtoberemarkableandhavecompositionswrittenaboutyouafteryou’redead?Oh,Iwoulddearlylovetoberemarkable。IthinkwhenIgrowupI’llbeatrainednurseandgowiththeRedCrossestothefieldofbattleasamessengerofmercy。Thatis,ifIdon’tgooutasaforeignmissionary。Thatwouldbeveryromantic,butonewouldhavetobeverygoodtobeamissionary,andthatwouldbeastumblingblock。Wehavephysicalcultureexerciseseveryday,too。Theymakeyougracefulandpromotedigestion。\"
\"Promotefiddlesticks!\"saidMarilla,whohonestlythoughtitwasallnonsense。
ButallthefieldafternoonsandrecitationFridaysandphysicalculturecontortionspaledbeforeaprojectwhichMissStacybroughtforwardinNovember。ThiswasthatthescholarsofAvonleaschoolshouldgetupaconcertandholditinthehallonChristmasNight,forthelaudablepurposeofhelpingtopayforaschoolhouseflag。Thepupilsoneandalltakinggraciouslytothisplan,thepreparationsforaprogramwerebegunatonce。
Andofalltheexcitedperformers-electnonewassoexcitedasAnneShirley,whothrewherselfintotheundertakingheartandsoul,hamperedasshewasbyMarilla’sdisapproval。Marillathoughtitallrankfoolishness。
\"It’sjustfillingyourheadsupwithnonsenseandtakingtimethatoughttobeputonyourlessons,\"shegrumbled。\"Idon’tapproveofchildren’sgettingupconcertsandracingabouttopractices。Itmakesthemvainandforwardandfondofgadding。\"
\"Butthinkoftheworthyobject,\"pleadedAnne。\"Aflagwillcultivateaspiritofpatriotism,Marilla。\"
\"Fudge!There’spreciouslittlepatriotisminthethoughtsofanyofyou。Allyouwantisagoodtime。\"
\"Well,whenyoucancombinepatriotismandfun,isn’titallright?Ofcourseit’srealnicetobegettingupaconcert。
We’regoingtohavesixchorusesandDianaistosingasolo。
I’mintwodialogues——`TheSocietyfortheSuppressionofGossip’
and`TheFairyQueen。’Theboysaregoingtohaveadialoguetoo。AndI’mtohavetworecitations,Marilla。IjusttremblewhenIthinkofit,butit’sanicethrillykindoftremble。Andwe’retohaveatableauatthelast——`Faith,HopeandCharity。’
DianaandRubyandIaretobeinit,alldrapedinwhitewithflowinghair。I’mtobeHope,withmyhandsclasped——so——andmyeyesuplifted。I’mgoingtopracticemyrecitationsinthegarret。Don’tbealarmedifyouhearmegroaning。Ihavetogroanheartrendinglyinoneofthem,andit’sreallyhardtogetupagoodartisticgroan,Marilla。JosiePyeissulkybecauseshedidn’tgetthepartshewantedinthedialogue。Shewantedtobethefairyqueen。Thatwouldhavebeenridiculous,forwhoeverheardofafairyqueenasfatasJosie?Fairyqueensmustbeslender。JaneAndrewsistobethequeenandIamtobeoneofhermaidsofhonor。Josiesaysshethinksared-hairedfairyisjustasridiculousasafatone,butIdonotletmyselfmindwhatJosiesays。I’mtohaveawreathofwhiterosesonmyhairandRubyGillisisgoingtolendmeherslippersbecauseI
haven’tanyofmyown。It’snecessaryforfairiestohaveslippers,youknow。Youcouldn’timagineafairywearingboots,couldyou?Especiallywithcoppertoes?Wearegoingtodecoratethehallwithcreepingspruceandfirmottoeswithpinktissue-paperrosesinthem。Andwearealltomarchintwobytwoaftertheaudienceisseated,whileEmmaWhiteplaysamarchontheorgan。Oh,Marilla,IknowyouarenotsoenthusiasticaboutitasIam,butdon’tyouhopeyourlittleAnnewilldistinguishherself?\"
\"AllIhopeisthatyou’llbehaveyourself。I’llbeheartilygladwhenallthisfussisoverandyou’llbeabletosettledown。Youaresimplygoodfornothingjustnowwithyourheadstuffedfullofdialoguesandgroansandtableaus。Asforyourtongue,it’samarvelit’snotcleanwornout。\"
Annesighedandbetookherselftothebackyard,overwhichayoungnewmoonwasshiningthroughtheleaflesspoplarboughsfromanapple-greenwesternsky,andwhereMatthewwassplittingwood。Anneperchedherselfonablockandtalkedtheconcertoverwithhim,sureofanappreciativeandsympatheticlistenerinthisinstanceatleast。
\"Wellnow,Ireckonit’sgoingtobeaprettygoodconcert。AndIexpectyou’lldoyourpartfine,\"hesaid,smilingdownintohereager,vivaciouslittleface。Annesmiledbackathim。
ThosetwowerethebestoffriendsandMatthewthankedhisstarsmanyatimeandoftthathehadnothingtodowithbringingherup。ThatwasMarilla’sexclusiveduty;ifithadbeenhishewouldhavebeenworriedoverfrequentconflictsbetweeninclinationandsaidduty。Asitwas,hewasfreeto,\"spoilAnne\"——Marilla’sphrasing——asmuchasheliked。Butitwasnotsuchabadarrangementafterall;alittle\"appreciation\"
sometimesdoesquiteasmuchgoodasalltheconscientious\"bringingup\"intheworld。