第26章

类别:其他 作者:Samuel Butler字数:4914更新时间:18/12/21 17:25:17
Aletheawasworldly——asworldly,thatistosay,asasisterofTheobald’scouldbe。InherlettertoTheobaldshehadsaidsheknewhowmuchofhisandChristina’sthoughtsweretakenupwithanxietyfortheboy’swelfare。Aletheahadthoughtthishandsomeenough,butChristinahadwantedsomethingbetterandstronger。 “Howcansheknowhowmuchwethinkofourdarling?”shehadexclaimed,whenTheobaldshowedherhissister’sletter。“Ithink,mydear,Aletheawouldunderstandthesethingsbetterifshehadchildrenofherown。”TheleastthatwouldhavesatisfiedChristinawastohavebeentoldthatthereneveryethadbeenanyparentscomparabletoTheobaldandherself。Shedidnotfeeleasythatanallianceofsomekindwouldnotgrowupbetweenauntandnephew,andneithershenorTheobaldwantedErnesttohaveanyallies。JoeyandCharlottewerequiteasmanyalliesasweregoodforhim。Afterall,however,ifAletheachosetogoandliveatRoughborough,theycouldnotwellstopher,andmustmakethebestofit。 Inafewweeks’timeAletheadidchoosetogoandliveatRoughborough。Ahousewasfoundwithafieldandanicelittlegardenwhichsuitedherverywell。“Atanyrate。”shesaidtoherself,“Iwillhavefresheggsandflowers。”Sheevenconsideredthequestionofkeepingacow,butintheenddecidednottodoso。 Shefurnishedherhousethroughoutanew,takingnothingwhateverfromherestablishmentinGowerStreet,andbyMichaelmas——forthehousewasemptywhenshetookit——shewassettledcomfortably,andhadbeguntomakeherselfathome。 OneofMissPontifex’sfirstmoveswastoaskadozenofthesmartestandmostgentlemanlyboystobreakfastwithher。Fromherseatinchurchshecouldseethefacesoftheupper-formboys,andsoonmadeuphermindwhichofthemitwouldbebesttocultivate。 MissPontifex,sittingoppositetheboysinchurch,andreckoningthemupwithherkeeneyesfromunderherveilbyallawoman’scriteria,cametoatruerconclusionaboutthegreaternumberofthoseshescrutinizedthanevenDrSkinnerhaddone。Shefellinlovewithoneboyfromseeinghimputonhisgloves。 MissPontifex,asIhavesaid,gotholdofsomeoftheseyoungstersthroughErnest,andfedthemwell。Noboycanresistbeingfedwellbyagood-naturedandstillhandsomewoman。Boysareverylikenicedogsinthisrespect——givethemaboneandtheywilllikeyouatonce。Aletheaemployedeveryotherlittleartificewhichshethoughtlikelytowintheirallegiancetoherself,andthroughthistheircountenanceforhernephew。Shefoundthefootballclubinaslightmoneydifficultyandatoncegavehalfasovereigntowardsitsremoval。Theboyshadnochanceagainsther,sheshotthemdownoneafteranotheraseasilyasthoughtheyhadbeenroostingpheasants。Nordidsheescapescathlessherself,for,asshewrotetome,shequitelostherhearttohalfadozenofthem。“Howmuchnicertheyare。”shesaid,“andhowmuchmoretheyknowthanthosewhoprofesstoteachthem!” Ibelieveithasbeenlatelymaintainedthatitistheyoungandfairwhoarethetrulyoldandtrulyexperienced,inasmuchasitistheywhoalonehavealivingmemorytoguidethem;“thewholecharm。”ithasbeensaid,“ofyouthliesinitsadvantageoverageinrespectofexperience,andwhenthishasforsomereasonfailedorbeenmisapplied,thecharmisbroken。Whenwesaythatwearegettingold,weshouldsayratherthatwearegettingneworyoung,andaresufferingfrominexperience;tryingtodothingswhichwehaveneverdonebefore,andfailingworseandworse,tillintheendwearelandedintheutterimpotenceofdeath。” MissPontifexdiedmanyalongyearbeforetheabovepassagewaswritten,butshehadarrivedindependentlyatmuchthesameconclusion。 Shefirst,therefore,squaredtheboys。DrSkinnerwasevenmoreeasilydealtwith。HeandMrsSkinnercalled,asamatterofcourse,assoonasMissPontifexwassettled。Shefooledhimtothetopofhisbent,andobtainedthepromiseofaMS。copyofoneofhisminorpoems(forDrSkinnerhadthereputationofbeingquiteoneofourmostfacileandelegantminorpoets)ontheoccasionofhisfirstvisit。Theothermastersandmasters’wiveswerenotforgotten。Alethealaidherselfouttoplease,asindeedshedidwherevershewent,andifanywomanlaysherselfouttodothis,shegenerallysucceeds。 MissPontifexsoonfoundoutthatErnestdidnotlikegames,butshesawalsothathecouldhardlybeexpectedtolikethem。Hewasperfectlywellshapedbutunusuallydevoidofphysicalstrength。Hegotafairshareofthisinafterlife,butitcamemuchlaterwithhimthanwithotherboys,andatthetimeofwhichIamwritinghewasamerelittleskeleton。Hewantedsomethingtodevelophisarmsandchestwithoutknockinghimaboutasmuchastheschoolgamesdid。TosupplythiswantbysomemeanswhichshouldaddalsotohispleasurewasAlethea’sfirstanxiety。Rowingwouldhaveansweredeverypurpose,butunfortunatelytherewasnoriveratRoughborough。 Whateveritwastobe,itmustbesomethingwhichheshouldlikeasmuchasotherboyslikedcricketorfootball,andhemustthinkthewishforittohavecomeoriginallyfromhimself;itwasnotveryeasytofindanythingthatwoulddo,buterelongitoccurredtoherthatshemightenlisthisloveofmusiconherside,andaskedhimonedaywhenhewasspendingahalf-holidayatherhousewhetherhewouldlikehertobuyanorganforhimtoplayon。Ofcourse,theboysaidyes;thenshetoldhimabouthergrandfatherandtheorganshehadbuilt。Ithadneverenteredintohisheadthathecouldmakeone,butwhenhegatheredfromwhathisaunthadsaidthatthiswasnotoutofthequestion,heroseaseagerlytothebaitasshecouldhavedesired,andwantedtobeginlearningtosawandplanesothathemightmakethewoodenpipesatonce。 MissPontifexdidnotseehowshecouldhavehituponanythingmoresuitable,andshelikedtheideathathewouldincidentallygetaknowledgeofcarpentering,forshewasimpressed,perhapsfoolishly,withthewisdomoftheGermancustomwhichgiveseveryboyahandicraftofsomesort。 Writingtomeonthismatter,shesaid“Professionsareallverywellforthosewhohaveconnectionandinterestaswellascapital,butotherwisetheyarewhiteelephants。HowmanymendonotyouandIknowwhohavetalent,assiduity,excellentgoodsense,straightforwardness,everyqualityinfactwhichshouldcommandsuccess,andwhoyetgoonfromyeartoyearwaitingandhopingagainsthopefortheworkwhichnevercomes?How,indeed,isitlikelytocomeunlesstothosewhoeitherarebornwithinterest,orwhomarryinordertogetit?Ernest’sfatherandmotherhavenointerest,andiftheyhadtheywouldnotuseit。Isupposetheywillmakehimaclergyman,ortrytodoso——perhapsitisthebestthingtodowithhim,forhecouldbuyalivingwiththemoneyhisgrandfatherlefthim,butthereisnoknowingwhattheboywillthinkofitwhenthetimecomes,andforaughtweknowhemayinsistongoingtothebackwoodsofAmerica,assomanyotheryoungmenaredoingnow。”……But,anyway,hewouldlikemakinganorgan,andthiscoulddohimnoharm,sothesoonerhebeganthebetter。 Aletheathoughtitwouldsavetroubleintheendifshetoldherbrotherandsister-in-lawofthisscheme。“Idonotsuppose。”shewrote,“thatDrSkinnerwillapproveverycordiallyofmyattempttointroduceorgan-buildingintothecurriculumofRoughborough,butI willseewhatIcandowithhim,forIhavesetmyheartonowninganorganbuiltbyErnest’sownhands,whichhemayplayonasmuchashelikeswhileitremainsinmyhouseandwhichIwilllendhimpermanentlyassoonashegetsoneofhisown,butwhichistobemypropertyforthepresent,inasmuchasImeantopayforit。”ThiswasputintomakeitplaintoTheobaldandChristinathattheyshouldnotbeoutofpocketinthematter。 IfAletheahadbeenaspoorastheMissesAllaby,thereadermayguesswhatErnest’spapaandmammawouldhavesaidtothisproposal; butthen,ifshehadbeenaspoorasthey,shewouldneverhavemadeit。TheydidnotlikeErnest’sgettingmoreandmoreintohisaunt’sgoodbooks,stillitwasperhapsbetterthatheshoulddosothanthatsheshouldbedrivenbackupontheJohnPontifexes。Theonlything,saidTheobald,whichmadehimhesitate,wasthattheboymightbethrownwithlowassociateslateronifheweretobeencouragedinhistasteformusic——atastewhichTheobaldhadalwaysdisliked。HehadobservedwithregretthatErnesthaderenowshownratherahankeringafterlowcompany,andhemightmakeacquaintancewiththosewhowouldcorrupthisinnocence。Christinashudderedatthis,butwhentheyhadairedtheirscruplessufficientlytheyfelt(andwhenpeoplebeginto“feel。”theyareinvariablygoingtotakewhattheybelievetobethemoreworldlycourse)thattoopposeAlethea’sproposalwouldbeinjuringtheirson’sprospectsmorethanwasright,sotheyconsented,butnottoograciously。 Afteratime,however,Christinagotusedtotheidea,andthenconsiderationsoccurredtoherwhichmadeherthrowherselfintoitwithcharacteristicardour。IfMissPontifexhadbeenarailwaystockshemighthavebeensaidtohavebeenbuoyantintheBattersbymarketforsomefewdays;buoyantforlongtogethershecouldneverbe,stillforatimetherereallywasanupwardmovement。 Christina’smindwanderedtotheorganitself;sheseemedtohavemadeitwithherownhands;therewouldbenootherinEnglandtocomparewithitforcombinedsweetnessandpower。ShealreadyheardthefamousDrWalmisleyofCambridgemistakingitforaFatherSmith。Itwouldcome,nodoubt,inrealitytoBattersbyChurch,whichwantedanorgan,foritmustbeallnonsenseaboutAlethea’swishingtokeepit,andErnestwouldnothaveahouseofhisownforeversomanyyears,andtheycouldneverhaveitattheRectory。 Oh,no!BattersbyChurchwastheonlyproperplaceforit。 Ofcourse,theywouldhaveagrandopening,andtheBishopwouldcomedown,andperhapsyoungFigginsmightbeonavisittothem—— shemustaskErnestifyoungFigginshadyetleftRoughborough——hemightevenpersuadehisgrandfatherLordLonsfordtobepresent。 LordLonsfordandtheBishopandeveryoneelsewouldthencomplimenther,andDrWesleyorDrWalmisley,whoshouldpreside(itdidnotmuchmatterwhich),wouldsaytoher,“MydearMrsPontifex,Ineveryetplayeduponsoremarkableaninstrument。”Thenshewouldgivehimoneofherverysweetestsmilesandsayshefearedhewasflatteringher,onwhichhewouldrejoinwithsomepleasantlittletrifleaboutremarkablemen(theremarkablemanbeingforthemomentErnest)havinginvariablyhadremarkablewomenfortheirmothers—— andsoonandsoon。Theadvantageofdoingone’spraisingforoneselfisthatonecanlayitonsothickandexactlyintherightplaces。 TheobaldwroteErnestashortandsurlyletteraproposofhisaunt’sintentionsinthismatter。 “Iwillnotcommitmyself。”hesaid,“toanopinionwhetheranythingwillcomeofit;thiswilldependentirelyuponyourownexertions; youhavehadsingularadvantageshitherto,andyourkindauntisshowingeverydesiretobefriendyou,butyoumustgivegreaterproofofstabilityandsteadinessofcharacterthanyouhavegivenyetifthisorganmatterisnottoproveintheendtobeonlyonedisappointmentthemore。 “Imustinsistontwothings:firstlythatthisnewironinthefiredoesnotdistractyourattentionfromyourLatinandGreek“