第8章

类别:其他 作者:Edmund Morris字数:5103更新时间:18/12/22 09:11:30
hunter。AttheendofthelunchSethBullocksuddenlyreachedforward,sweptasideamassofflowerswhichmadeacenterpieceonthetable,andrevealedabronzecougarbyProctor,whichwasapartinggifttome。Thelunchpartyandthecougarwerethenphotographedonthelawn。 Someoftheyoungerofficerswhoweremyconstantcompanionsonthesewalksandridespointedouttometheconditionofutterphysicalworthlessnessintowhichcertainoftheelderoneshadpermittedthemselvestolapse,andtheverybadeffectthiswouldcertainlyhaveifeverthearmywerecalledintoservice。Ithenlookedintothematterformyself,andwasreallyshockedatwhatIfound。Manyoftheolderofficersweresounfitphysicallythattheirconditionwouldhaveexcitedlaughter,haditnotbeensoserious,tothinkthattheybelongedtothemilitaryarmoftheGovernment。Acavalrycolonelprovedunabletokeephishorseatasmarttrotforevenhalfamile,whenIvisitedhispost;aMajor-Generalprovedafraideventolethishorsecanter,whenhewentonaridewithus;andcertainotherwisegoodmenprovedasunabletowalkasiftheyhadbeensedentarybrokers。IconsultedwithmenlikeMajor-GeneralsWoodandBell,whowerethemselvesoffinephysique,withbodiesfittomeetanydemand。 Itwaslateinmyadministration;andwedeemeditbestonlytomakeabeginning——experienceteachesthemostinveteratereformerhowharditistogetatotallynon-militarynationtoacceptseriouslyanymilitaryimprovement。Accordingly,Imerelyissueddirectionsthateachofficershouldprovehisabilitytowalkfiftymiles,orrideonehundred,inthreedays。 Thisis,ofcourse,atestwhichmanyahealthymiddle-agedwomanwouldbeabletomeet。Butalargeportionofthepressadoptedtheviewthatitwasabitofcapricioustyrannyonmypart;andaconsiderablenumberofelderlyofficers,withdeskratherthanfieldexperience,intriguedwiththeirfriendsinCongresstohavetheorderannulled。SoonedayItookarideofalittleoveronehundredmilesmyself,incompanywithSurgeon-GeneralRixeyandtwootherofficers。 TheVirginiaroadswerefrozenandinruts,andintheafternoonandeveningtherewasastormofsnowandsleet;andwhenithadbeenthusexperimentallyshown,underunfavorableconditions,howeasyitwastodoinonedaythetaskforwhichthearmyofficerswereallowedthreedays,allopenobjectionceased。Butsomebureauchiefsstilldidasmuchunderhandedworkagainsttheorderastheydared,anditwasoftendifficulttoreachthem。IntheMarineCorpsCaptainLeonard,whohadlostanarmatTientsin,withtwoofhislieutenantsdidthefiftymilesinoneday;fortheywerevigorousyoungmen,wholaughedattheideaoftreatingafifty-milewalkasover-fatiguing。Well,theNavyDepartmentofficialsrebukedthem,andmadethemtakethewalkoveragaininthreedays,onthegroundthattakingitinonedaydidnotcomplywiththeregulations!Thisseemsunbelievable;butLeonardassuresmeitistrue。Hedidnotinformmeatthetime,beingafraidto“getinwrong“withhispermanentsuperiors。IfIhadknownoftheorder,shortworkwouldhavebeenmadeofthebureaucratwhoissuedit。[*] [*]Oneofourbestnavalofficerssentmethefollowingletter,aftertheabovehadappeared:—— “InoteinyourAutobiographynowbeingpublishedintheOutlookthatyourefertothereasonswhichledyoutoestablishaphysicaltestfortheArmy,andtotheactionyoutook(your100- mileride)topreventthetestbeingabolished。Doubtlessyoudidnotknowthefollowingfacts: “1。Thefirstannualnavytestof50milesinthreedayswassubsequentlyreducedto25milesintwodaysineachquarter。 “2。Thiswasfurtherreducedto10mileseachmonth,whichisthepresent’test,’andthereisdangerlesteventhisutterlyinsufficienttestbeabolished。 “IencloseacopyofarecentlettertotheSurgeonGeneralwhichwillshowourpresentdeplorableconditionandtheworseconditionintowhichweareslippingback。 “Theoriginaltestof50milesinthreedaysdidaverygreatdealofgood。Itdecreasedbythousandsofdollarsthemoneyexpendedonstreetcarfare,andbyamuchgreatersumtheamountexpendedoverthebar。Iteliminatedanumberofthewhollyunfit;ittaughtofficerstowalk;itforcedthemtolearnthecareoftheirfeetandthatoftheirmen;anditimprovedtheirgeneralhealthandwasrapidlyformingatasteforphysicalexercise。” Theenclosedletterraninpartasfollows:—— “Iamreturningunderseparatecover’TheSoldiers’FootandtheMilitaryShoe。’ “ThebookcontainsknowledgeofapracticalcharacterthatisvaluableforthemenwhoHAVETOMARCH,WHOHAVESUFFEREDFROM FOOTTROUBLES,ANDWHOMUSTAVOIDTHEMINORDERTOATTAIN EFFICIENCY。 “Thewordsincapitalsexpress,accordingtomyidea,thegistofthewholematterasregardsmilitarymen。 “Thearmyofficerwhosemenbreakdownontestgetsablackeye。 Theonewhosemenshowefficiencyinthisrespectgetsabouquet。 “Tosuchmenthebookisinvaluable。Thereisnodangerthattheywillneglectit。Theywillactuallylearnit,forexactlythesamereasonsthatourfellowslearnthegunneryinstructions——ordidlearnthembeforetheywerewithdrawnandburned。 “BUT,Ihavenotbeenabletointerestasinglenavalofficerinthisfinebook。Theywilllookatthepicturesandsayitisagoodbook,buttheywon’treadit。Themarineofficers,onthecontrary,areverymuchinterested,becausetheyhavetoteachtheirmentocarefortheirfeetandtheymustknowhowtocarefortheirown。Butthenavalofficersfeelnosuchnecessity,simplybecausetheirmendonothavetodemonstratetheirefficiencybypracticemarches,andtheythemselvesdonothavetodoastuntthatwillshowuptheirownignoranceandinefficiencyinthematter。 “Forexample,sometimeagoIwastalkingwithsomechapsaboutshoes——thenecessityofhavingthemlongenoughandwideenough,etc。,andoneofthemsaid:’Ihavenouseforsuchshoes,asI neverwalkexceptwhenIhaveto,andanyoldshoesdoforthe10- mile-a-monthstunt,’sothereyouare! “Whenthefirsttestwasordered,Edmonston(Washingtonshoeman) toldmethathesoldmorerealwalkingshoestonavalofficersinthreemonthsthanhehadinthethreeprecedingyears。Iknowthreeofficerswholostbothbig-toenailsafterthefirsttest,andanotherwhowalkedninemilesinpracticewithapairofheavywalkingshoesthatweretoosmallandwaslaidupforthreedays—— couldnotcometotheoffice。Iknowplentyofmenwhoafterthefirsttesthadtoborrowshoesfromlargermenuntiltheirfeet’wentdown’totheirnormalsize。 “Thistestmayhavebeenabittoostrenuousforoldhearts(ofmenwhohadnevertakenanyexercise),butitwasexcellentasamatterofinstructionandtrainingofhandlingfeet——andinanemergency(suchaswesoonmayhaveinMexico)soundheartsarenotmuchgoodifthefeetwon’tstand。 “However,the25-miletestintwodayseachquarteransweredthesamepurpose,forthereasonthat12。5mileswillproducesorefeetwithbadshoes,andsorefeetandlamemusclesevenwithgoodshoes,iftherehasbeennopracticemarching。 “Itwasthenecessityofdoing12。5MOREMILESONTHESECONDDAY WITHSOREFEETANDLAMEMUSCLESthatmade’emsitupandtakenotice——made’empracticewalking,made’emavoidstreetcars,buypropershoes,showsomecuriosityaboutsoxandthecareofthefeetingeneral。 “Allthispassedoutwiththeintroductionofthelasttestof10 milesamonth。Asonefellowsaid:’Icandothatinsneakers’—— buthecouldn’tiftheseconddayinvolvedatramponthesorefeet。 “Thepointisthatwhereasformerlyofficershadtopracticewalkingabitandgivesomeattentiontoproperfootgear,nowtheydon’thaveto,andthenaturalconsequenceisthattheydon’tdoit。 “Thereareplentyofofficerswhodonotwalkanymorethanisnecessarytoreachastreetcarthatwillcarrythemfromtheirresidencestotheiroffices。Somewhohavemotorsdonotdosomuch。Theytakenoexercise。Theytakecocktailsinsteadandaregettingbeefyand’ponchy,’andsomethingshouldbedonetoremedythisstateofaffairs。 “Itwouldnotbenecessaryifserviceopinionrequiredofficerssotoordertheirlivesthatitwouldbecommonknowledgethattheywere’hard,’inordertoavoidthedangerofbeingselectedout。 “Wehavenosuchserviceopinion,anditisnotinprocessofformation。Onthecontrary,itisknownthatthe’PrincipalDignitaries’unanimouslyadvisedtheSecretarytoabandonallphysicaltests。He,acivilian,waswiseenoughnottotaketheadvice。 “Iwouldliketoseeatestestablishedthatwouldobligeofficerstotakesufficientexercisetopassitwithoutinconvenience。Forthereasonsgivenabove,20milesintwodayseveryothermonthwoulddothebusiness,while10mileseachmonthdoesnottouchit,simplybecausenobodyhastowalkon’nextday’feet。Asfortheproposedtestofsomanyhours’exercise’aweek,theflatfootsofthependulousbellymusclesaredelighted。Theyarelookingintothequestionofpedometers,andwillhangoneoftheseontheirwheezychestsandletitcounteveryshufflingsteptheytakeoutofdoors。 “Ifwehadanadequatetestthroughout20years,therewouldattheendofthattimebefewifanysacksofblubberattheupperendofthelist;andserviceopinionagainstthatsortofthingwouldbeestablished。” Thesetestswerekeptduringmyadministration。Theywereafterwardsabandoned;notthroughperversityorviciousness;butthroughweakness,andinabilitytounderstandtheneedofpreparednessinadvance,iftheemergenciesofwararetobeproperlymet,when,orif,theyarrive。 Innocountrywithanarmyworthcallingsuchisthereachanceforamanphysicallyunfittostayintheservice。Ourcountrymenshouldunderstandthateveryarmyofficer——andeverymarineofficer——oughttobesummarilyremovedfromtheserviceunlessheisabletoundergofarsevererteststhanthosewhich,asabeginning,Iimposed。Tofollowanyothercourseistoputapremiumonslothfulincapacity,andtodothegravestwrongtotheNation。 Ihavementionedalltheseexperiences,andIcouldmentionscoresofothers,becauseoutofthemgrewmyphilosophy——perhapstheywereinpartcausedbymyphilosophy——ofbodilyvigorasamethodofgettingthatvigorofsoulwithoutwhichvigorofthebodycountsfornothing。 Thedwellerincitieshaslesschancethanthedwellerinthecountrytokeephisbodysoundandvigorous。Buthecandoso,ifonlyhewilltakethetrouble。Anyyounglawyer,shopkeeper,orclerk,orshop- assistantcankeephimselfingoodconditionifhetries。SomeofthebestmenwhohaveeverservedundermeintheNationalGuardandinmyregimentwereformerclerksorfloor-walkers。Why,JohnnyHayes,theMarathonvictor,andatonetimeworldchampion,oneofmyvaluedfriendsandsupporters,wasafloor-walkerinBloomingdale’sbigdepartmentstore。SurelywithJohnnyHayesasanexample,anyyoungmaninacitycanhopetomakehisbodyallthatavigorousman’sbodyshouldbe。 IoncemadeaspeechtowhichIgavethetitle“TheStrenuousLife。” AfterwardsIpublishedavolumeofessayswiththisforatitle。Thereweretwotranslationsofitwhichalwaysespeciallypleasedme。OnewasbyaJapaneseofficerwhoknewEnglishwell,andwhohadcarriedtheessayallthroughtheManchuriancampaign,andlatertranslateditforthebenefitofhiscountrymen。TheotherwasbyanItalianlady,whosebrother,anofficerintheItalianarmywhohaddiedondutyinaforeignland,hadalsogreatlylikedthearticleandcarrieditroundwithhim。IntranslatingthetitletheladyrendereditinItalianas/VigordiVita/。Ithoughtthistranslationagreatimprovementontheoriginal,andhavealwayswishedthatIhadmyselfused“TheVigorofLife“asaheadingtoindicatewhatIwastryingtopreach,insteadoftheheadingIactuallydiduse。