IdonotremembermuchofmyjourneytoWimblehurstwithmymotherexcepttheimageofherassittingboltupright,asratherdisdainingthethird-classcarriageinwhichwetraveled,andhowshelookedawayfrommeoutofthewindowwhenshespokeofmyuncle。“Ihavenotseenyouruncle。”shesaid,“sincehewasaboy。”Sheaddedgrudgingly,“Thenhewassupposedtobeclever。”
Shetooklittleinterestinsuchqualitiesascleverness。
“Hemarriedaboutthreeyearsago,andsetupforhimselfinWimblehurst。SoIsupposeshehadsomemoney。”
Shemusedonscenesshehadlongdismissedfromhermind。
“Teddy。”shesaidatlastinthetoneofonewhohasbeenfeelinginthedarkandfinds。“HewascalledTeddy。aboutyourage。Nowhemustbetwenty-sixorseven。”
IthoughtofmyuncleasTeddydirectlyIsawhim;therewassomethinginhispersonalappearancethatinthelightofthatmemoryphraseditselfatonceasTeddiness——acertainTeddidity。
Todescribeitinandothertermsismoredifficult。Itisnimblenesswithoutgrace,andalertnesswithoutintelligence。Hewhiskedoutofhisshopuponthepavement,ashortfigureingreyandwearinggreycarpetslippers;onehadasenseofayoungfattishfacebehindgiltglasses,wiryhairthatstuckupandforwardovertheforehead,anirregularnosethathaditsaquilinemoments,andthatthebodybetrayedanequatoriallaxity,anincipient“bowwindow“astheimagegoes。Hejerkedoutoftheshop,cametoastandonthepavementoutside,regardedsomethinginthewindowwithinfiniteappreciation,strokedhischin,and,asabruptly,shotsidewaysintothedooragain,chargingthroughitasitwerebehindanextendedhand。
“Thatmustbehim。”saidmymother,catchingatherbreath。
WecamepastthewindowwhosecontentsIwaspresentlytoknowbyheart,averyordinarychemist’swindowexceptthattherewasafrictionalelectricalmachine,anairpumpandtwoorthreetripodsandretortsreplacingthecustomaryblue,yellow,andredbottlesabove。TherewasaplasterofParishorsetoindicateveterinarymedicinesamongthesebreakables,andbelowwerescentpacketsanddiffusersandspongesandsoda-watersyphonsandsuch-likethings。Onlyinthemiddletherewasarubricatedcard,veryneatlypaintedbyhand,withthesewords——
BuyPonderevo’sCoughLinctusNOW。
NOW!
WHY?
TwopenceCheaperthaninWinter。
YouStoreapples!whynottheMedicineYouareBoundtoNeed?
inwhichappealIwastorecognisepresentlymyuncle’sdistinctivenote。
Myuncle’sfaceappearedaboveacardofinfant’scomfortersintheglasspaneofthedoor。Iperceivedhiseyeswerebrown,andthathisglassescreasedhisnose。ItwasmanifesthedidnotknowusfromAdam。Astareofscrutinyallowedanexpressionofcommercialdeferencetoappearinfrontofit,andmyuncleflungopenthedoor。
“Youdon’tknowme?”pantedmymother。
Myunclewouldnotownhedidnot,buthiscuriositywasmanifest。Mymothersatdownononeofthelittlechairsbeforethesoapandpatentmedicine-piledcounter,andherlipsopenedandclosed。
“Aglassofwater,madam。”saidmyuncle,wavedhishandinasortofcurveandshotaway。
Mymotherdrankthewaterandspoke。“Thatboy。”shesaid,“takesafterhisfather。Hegrowsmorelikehimeveryday。
AndsoIhavebroughthimtoyou。”
“Hisfather,madam?”
“George。”
Foramomentthechemistwasstillataloss。Hestoodbehindthecounterwiththeglassmymotherhadreturnedtohiminhishand。Thencomprehensiongrew。
“ByGosh!”hesaid。“Lord!”hecried。Hisglassesfelloff。Hedisappearedreplacingthem,behindapileofboxed-upbottlesofbloodmixture。“Eleventhousandvirgins!”Iheardhimcry。Theglasswasbangeddown。“O-ri-entalGums!”
Heshotawayoutoftheshopthroughsomemaskeddoor。Oneheardhisvoice。“Susan!Susan!”
Thenhereappearedwithanextendedhand。“Well,howareyou?”
hesaid。“Iwasneversosurprisedinmylife。Fancy!。You!”
Heshookmymother’simpassivehandandthenmineverywarmlyholdinghisglassesonwithhisleftforefinger。
“Comerightin!”hecried——“comerightin!Betterlatethannever!”andledthewayintotheparlourbehindtheshop。
AfterBladesoverthatapartmentstruckmeasstuffyandpetty,butitwasverycomfortableincomparisonwiththeFrappliving-room。Ithadafaint,disintegratingsmellofmealsaboutit,andmymostimmediateimpressionwasoftheremarkablefactthatsomethingwashungaboutorwrappedroundordrapedovereverything。Therewasbright-patternedmuslinroundthegas-bracketinthemiddleoftheroom,roundthemirroroverthemantel,stuffwithball-fringealongthemantelandcasinginthefireplace,——Ifirstsawball-fringehere——andeventhelamponthelittlebureauworeashadelikealargemuslinhat。Thetable-clothhadball-fringeandsohadthewindowcurtains,andthecarpetwasabedofroses。Therewerelittlecupboardsoneithersideofthefireplace,andintherecesses,ill-madeshelvespackedwithbooks,andenrichedwithpinkedAmericancloth。Therewasadictionarylyingfacedownwardonthetable,andtheopenbureauwaslitteredwithfoolscappaperandtheevidencesofrecentlyabandonedtoil。Myeyecaught“ThePonderevoPatentFlat,aMachineyoucanLivein。”writteninlargefirmletters。Myuncleopenedalittledoorlikeacupboarddoorinthecornerofthisroom,andrevealedthenarrowesttwistofstaircaseIhadeverseteyesupon。“Susan!”
hebawledagain。“Wantje。Someonetoseeyou。Surprisin’。”
Therecameaninaudiblereply,andasuddenloudbumpoverourheadsasofsomearticleofdomesticutilitypettishlyflungaside,thenthecautiousstepsofsomeonedescendingthetwist,andthenmyauntappearedinthedoorwaywithherhanduponthejamb。
“It’sAuntPonderevo。”criedmyuncle。“George’swife——andshe’sbroughtoverherson!”Hiseyeroamedabouttheroom。Hedartedtothebureauwithasuddenimpulse,andturnedthesheetaboutthepatentflatfacedown。Thenhewavedhisglassesatus,“Youknow,Susan,myelderbrotherGeorge。Itoldyouabout’imlotsoftimes。”
Hefrettedacrosstothehearthrugandtookupapositionthere,replacedhisglassesandcoughed。
MyauntSusanseemedtobetakingitin。Shewasthenratheraprettyslenderwomanoftwenty-threeorfour,Isuppose,andI
rememberbeingstruckbythebluenessofhereyesandtheclearfreshnessofhercomplexion。Shehadlittlefeatures,abuttonnose,aprettychinandalonggracefulneckthatstuckoutofherpalebluecottonmorningdress。Therewasalookofhalf-assumedperplexityonherface,alittlequizzicalwrinkleofthebrowthatsuggestedafaintlyamusedattempttofollowmyuncle’smentaloperations,avainattemptandacertainhopelessnessthathadinsuccessionbecomehabitual。Sheseemedtobesaying,“OhLord!What’shegivingmeTHIStime?”AndascametoknowherbetterIdetected,asacomplicationofhereffortofapprehension,asubsidiaryriddleto“What’shegivingme?”andthatwas——toborrowaphrasefrommyschoolboylanguage“Isitkeeps?”Shelookedatmymotherandme,andbacktoherhusbandagain。
“Youknow。”hesaid。“George。”
“Well。”shesaidtomymother,descendingthelastthreestepsofthestaircaseandholdingoutherhand!“you’rewelcome。Thoughit’sasurprise。Ican’taskyoutoHAVEanything,I’mafraid,forthereisn’tanythinginthehouse。”Shesmiled,andlookedatherhusbandbanteringly。“Unlesshemakesupsomethingwithhisoldchemicals,whichhe’squiteequaltodoing。”
Mymothershookhandsstiffly,andtoldmetokissmyaunt。
“Well,let’sallsitdown。”saidmyuncle,suddenlywhistlingthroughhisclenchedteeth,andbrisklyrubbinghishandstogether。Heputupachairformymother,raisedtheblindofthelittlewindow,lowereditagain,andreturnedtohishearthrug。“I’msure。”hesaid,asonewhodecides,“I’mverygladtoseeyou。”
AstheytalkedIgavemyattentionprettyexclusivelytomyuncle。
Inotedhimingreatdetail。Iremembernowhispartiallyunbuttonedwaistcoat,asthoughsomethinghadoccurredtodistracthimashediditup,andalittlecutuponhischin。I
likedacertainhumourinhiseyes。Iwatched,too,withthefascinationthatthingshaveforanobservantboy,theplayofhislips——theywerealittleoblique,andtherewassomething“slipshod。”ifonemaystrainawordsofar,abouthismouth,sothathelispedandsibilatedeverandagainandthecomingandgoingofacuriousexpression,triumphantinqualityitwas,uponhisfaceashetalked。Hefingeredhisglasses,whichdidnotseemtofithisnose,frettedwiththingsinhiswaistcoatpocketsorputhishandsbehindhim,lookedoverourheads,andeverandagainrosetohistoesanddroppedbackonhisheels。
HehadawayofdrawingairinattimesthroughhisteeththatgaveawhisperingzesttohisspeechIt’sasoundIcanonlyrepresentasasoftZzzz。