Ilookbacknowwithacuriousremotenessofspirittothosecrowdeddining-roomswiththeirdispersedtablesandtheirinevitablered-shadedlightsandtheunsympathetic,unskillfulwaiters,andthechoiceof“ThigorGlear,Sir?”I’venotdinedinthatway,inthatsortofplace,nowforfiveyears——itmustbequitefiveyears,sospecialisedandnarrowismylifebecoming。
Myuncle’searliermotor-carphasesworkinwiththeseassociations,andtherestandsoutalittlebrightvignetteofthehalloftheMagnificent,Bexhill-on-Sea,andpeopledressedfordinnerandsittingaboutamidstthescarletfurniture——satinandwhite-enameledwoodworkuntilthegongshouldgatherthem;
andmyauntisthere,verymarvelouslywrappedaboutinadustcloakandacage-likeveil,andtherearehotelportersandunder-portersveryalert,andanobsequiousmanager;andthetallyoungladyinblackfromtheofficeissurprisedintoadmiration,andinthemiddleofthepictureismyuncle,makinghisfirstappearanceinthatEsquimauxcostumeIhavealreadymentioned,ashortfigure,compactlyimmense,hugelygoggled,wearingasortofbrownrubberproboscis,andsurmountedbyatable-landofmotoringcap。
Soitwaswerecognisedournewneedsasfreshinvadersoftheupperlevelsofthesocialsystem,andsetourselvesquiteconsciouslytotheacquisitionofStyleandSavoirFaire。Webecamepartofwhatisnowadaysquiteanimportantelementintheconfusionofourworld,thatmultitudeofeconomicallyascendantpeoplewhoarelearninghowtospendmoney。Itismadeupoffinancialpeople,theownersofthebusinessesthatareeatinguptheircompetitors,inventorsofnewsourcesofwealth,suchasourselves;itincludesnearlyallAmericaasoneseesitontheEuropeanstage。Itisavariousmultitudehavingonlythisincommon:theyareallmoving,andparticularlytheirwomankindaremoving,fromconditionsinwhichmeanswereinsistentlyfinite,thingswerefew,andcustomssimple,towardsalimitlessexpenditureandthesphereofattractionofBondStreet,FifthAvenue,andParis。Theirgeneraleffectisoneofprogressiverevolution,oflimitlessrope。
Theydiscoversuddenlyindulgencestheirmoralcodeneverforesawandhasnoprovisionfor,elaborations,ornaments,possessionsbeyondtheirwildestdreams。Withanimmenseastonishedzesttheybeginshoppingbeginasystematicadaptationtoanewlifecrowdedandbrilliantwiththingsshopped,withjewels,maids,butlers,coachmen,electricbroughams,hiredtownandcountryhouses。Theyplungeintoitasoneplungesintoacareer;asaclass,theytalk,think,anddreampossessions。Theirliterature,theirPress,turnsallonthat;immenseillustratedweekliesofunsurpassedmagnificenceguidethemindomesticarchitecture,intheartofowningagarden,intheachievementofthesumptuousinmotor-cars,inanelaboratesportingequipment,inthepurchaseandcontroloftheirestates,intravelandstupendoushotels。Oncetheybegintomovetheygofarandfast。Acquisitionbecomesthesubstanceoftheirlives。
Theyfindaworldorganisedtogratifythatpassion。Inabriefyearorsotheyareconnoisseurs。Theyjoinintheplunderoftheeighteenthcentury,buyrareoldbooks,fineoldpictures,goodoldfurniture。Theirfirstcrudeconceptionofdazzlingsuitesofthenewlyperfectisreplacedalmostfromtheoutsetbyajackdawdreamofaccumulatingcostlydiscrepantoldthings。
Iseemtoremembermyuncletakingtoshoppingquitesuddenly。
IntheBeckenhamdaysandintheearlyChiselhurstdayshewaschieflyinterestedingettingmoney,andexceptforhisonslaughtontheBeckenhamhouse,botheredverylittleabouthispersonalsurroundingsandpossessions。Iforgetnowwhenthechangecameandhebegantospend。Someaccidentmusthaverevealedtohimthisnewsourceofpower,orsomesubtleshiftingoccurredinthetissuesofhisbrain。Hebegantospendand“shop。”Sosoonashebegantoshop,hebegantoshopviolently。Hebeganbuyingpictures,andthen,oddlyenough,oldclocks。FortheChiselhursthouseheboughtnearlyadozengrandfatherclocksandthreecopperwarmingpans。Afterthatheboughtmuchfurniture。
Thenheplungedintoartpatronage,andbegantocommissionpicturesandtomakepresentstochurchesandinstitutions。Hisbuyingincreasedwitharegularacceleration。Itsdevelopmentwasapartofthementalchangesthatcametohiminthewildexcitementsofthelastfouryearsofhisascent。Towardstheclimaxhewasafuriousspender;heshoppedwithlargeunexpectedpurchases,heshoppedlikeamindseekingexpression,heshoppedtoastonishanddismay;shoppedcrescendo,shoppedfortissimo,conmoltoespressioneuntilthemagnificentsmashofCrestHillerodedhisshoppingforever。Alwaysitwashewhoshopped。Myauntdidnotshineasapurchaser。Itisacuriousthing,duetoIknownotwhatfinestraininhercomposition,thatmyauntneversetanygreatstoreuponpossessions。SheplungedthroughthatcrowdedbazaarofVanityFairduringthosefeverishyears,spendingnodoubtfreelyandlargely,butspendingwithdetachmentandatouchofhumorouscontemptforthethings,eventhe“old“things,thatmoneycanbuy。Itcametomesuddenlyoneafternoonjusthowdetachedshewas,asIsawhergoingtowardstheHardingham,sittingup,asshealwaysdid,ratherstifflyinherelectricbrougham,regardingtheglitteringworldwithinterestedandironicallyinnocentblueeyesfromunderthebrimofahatthatdefiedcomment。“Noone。”Ithought,“wouldsitsoapartifshehadn’tdreams——andwhatareherdreams?”
I’dneverthought。
AndIremember,too,anoutburstofscornfuldescriptionaftershehadlunchedwithapartyofwomenattheImperialCosmicClub。Shecameroundtomyroomsonthechanceoffindingmethere,andIgavehertea。Sheprofessedherselftiredandcross,andflungherselfintomychair。
“George。”shecried,“theThingswomenare!Do_I_stinkofmoney?”
“Lunching?”Iasked。
Shenodded。
“Plutocraticladies?”
“Yes。”
“Orientaltype?”
“Oh!Likeabursthareem!。Braggingofpossessions。Theyfeelyou。Theyfeelyourclothes,George,toseeiftheyaregood!”
IsoothedheraswellasIcould。“TheyAREGoodaren’tthey?”
Isaid。
“It’stheoldpawnshopintheirblood。”shesaid,drinkingtea;
andthenininfinitedisgust,“Theyruntheirhandsoveryourclothes——theypawyou。”
Ihadamomentofdoubtwhetherperhapsshehadnotbeendiscoveredinpossessionofunsuspectedforgeries。Idon’tknow。Afterthatmyeyeswerequickened,andIbegantoseeformyselfwomenrunningtheirhandsoverotherwomen’sfurs,scrutinisingtheirlace,evendemandingtohandlejewelry,appraising,envying,testing。Theyhaveakindofetiquette。
Thewomanwhofeelssays,“Whatbeautifulsables?”“Whatlovelylace?”Thewomanfeltadmitsproudly:“It’sReal,youknow。”ordisavowspretensionmodestlyandhastily,“It’sRotGood。”Ineachother’shousestheypeeratthepictures,handletheselvageofhangings,lookatthebottomsofchina。
IwonderifitIStheoldpawnshopintheblood。
IdoubtifLadyDrewandtheOlympiansdidthatsortofthing,buthereImaybeonlyclingingtoanotherofmyformerillusionsaboutaristocracyandtheState。PerhapsalwayspossessionshavebeenBooty,andneveranywherehastherebeensuchathingashouseandfurnishingsnativeandnaturaltothewomenandmenwhomadeuseofthem。
Forme,atleast,itmarkedanepochinmyuncle’scareerwhenI
learntonedaythathehad“shopped“LadyGrove。Irealisedafresh,wide,unpreludedstep。Hetookmebysurprisewiththesuddenchangeofscalefromsuchportablepossessionsasjewelsandmotor-carstoastretchofcountryside。ThetransactionwasNapoleonic;hewastoldoftheplace;hesaid“snap“;therewerenopreliminarydesiringsorsearchings。Thenhecamehomeandsaidwhathehaddone。Evenmyauntwasforadayorsomeasurablyawestrickenbythisexploitinpurchase,andwebothwentdownwithhimtoseethehouseinamoodnearconsternation。
Itstruckusthenasaverylordlyplaceindeed。Irememberthethreeofusstandingontheterracethatlookedwestward,surveyingthesky-reflectingwindowsofthehouse,andafeelingofunwarrantableintrusioncomesbacktome。
LadyGrove,youknow,isaverybeautifulhouseindeed,astillandgraciousplace,whoseage-longseclusionwasonlyeffectivelybrokenwiththetootofthecomingofthemotor-car。
AnoldCatholicfamilyhaddiedoutinit,centurybycentury,andwasnowaltogetherdead。Portionsofthefabricarethirteenthcentury,anditslastarchitecturalrevisionwasTudor;within,itisforthemostpartdarkandchilly,savefortwoorthreefavouredroomsanditstall-windowed,oak-galleriedhall。Itsterraceisitsnoblestfeature;averywide,broadlawnitis,borderedbyalowstonebattlement,andthereisagreatcedarinonecornerunderwhoselevelbranchesonelooksoutacrossthebluedistancesoftheWeald,bluedistancesthataremadeextraordinarilyItalianinqualitybyvirtueofthedarkmassesofthatsingletree。Itisaveryhighterrace;
southwardonelooksdownuponthetopsofwayfaringtreesandspruces,andwestwardonasteepslopeofbeechwood,throughwhichtheroadcomes。Oneturnsbacktothestilloldhouse,andseesagreyandlichenousfacadewithaveryfinelyarchedentrance。Itwaswarmedbytheafternoonlightandtouchedwiththecolourofafewneglectedrosesandapyracanthus。Itseemedtomethatthemostmodernownerconceivableinthisserenefineplacewassomebeardedscholarlymaninablackcassock,gentle-voicedandwhite-handed,orsomeverysoft-robed,greygentlewoman。Andtherewasmyuncleholdinghisgogglesinasealskinglove,wipingtheglasswithapocket-handkerchief,andaskingmyauntifLadyGrovewasn’ta“BitofallRight。”
Myauntmadehimnoanswer。
“Themanwhobuiltthis。”Ispeculated,“worearmourandcarriedasword。”
“There’ssomeofitinsidestill。”saidmyuncle。