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Therewasanotherperiodofsilence，afterwhichthebishopasked，withadegreeofirritableenergyveryunusualwithhim，whetherthis’pestilentintruder’(meaningJohnBold)hadanyfriendsinBarchester。 MrHardinghadfullymadeuphismindtotellthebishopeverything；tospeakofhisdaughter’slove，aswellashisowntroubles；totalkofJohnBoldinhisdoublecapacityoffutureson-in-lawandpresentenemy；andthoughhefeltittobesufficientlydisagreeable，nowwashistimetodoit。 ’Heisveryintimateatmyownhouse，bishop。’Thebishopstared。Hewasnotsofargoneinorthodoxyandchurchmilitancyashisson，butstillhecouldnotbringhimselftounderstandhowsodeclaredanenemyoftheestablishmentcouldbeadmittedontermsofintimacyintothehouse，notonlyofsofirmapillarasMrHarding，butonesomuchinjuredasthewardenofthehospital。 ’Indeed，IlikeMrBoldmuch，personally，’continuedthedisinterestedvictim；’andtotellyouthe“truth“’——hehesitatedashebroughtoutthedreadfultidings——’Ihavesometimesthoughtitnotimprobablethathewouldbemysecondson-in-law。’ Thebishopdidnotwhistle:webelievethattheylosethepowerofdoingsoonbeingconsecrated；andthatinthesedaysonemightaseasilymeetacorruptjudgeasawhistlingbishop；buthelookedasthoughhewouldhavedoneso，butforhisapron。 Whatabrother-in-lawforthearchdeacon！whatanallianceforBarchesterclose！whataconnectionforeventheepiscopalpalace！Thebishop，inhissimplemind，feltnodoubtthatJohnBold，hadhesomuchpower，wouldshutupallcathedrals，andprobablyallparishchurches；distributealltithesamongMethodists，Baptists，andothersavagetribes；utterlyannihilatethesacredbench，andmakeshovelhatsandlawnsleevesasillegalascowls，sandals，andsackcloth！Herewasanicemantobeinitiatedintothecomfortablearcanaofecclesiasticalsnuggeries；onewhodoubtedtheintegrityofparsons，andprobablydisbelievedtheTrinity！ MrHardingsawwhataneffecthiscommunicationhadmade，andalmostrepentedtheopennessofhisdisclosure；he，however，didwhathecouldtomoderatethegriefofhisfriendandpatron。’Idonotsaythatthereisanyengagementbetweenthem。Hadtherebeen，Eleanorwouldhavetoldme；Iknowherwellenoughtobeassuredthatshewouldhavedoneso；butIseethattheyarefondofeachother；andasamanandafather，I havehadnoobjectiontourgeagainsttheirintimacy。’ ’But，MrHarding，’saidthebishop，’howareyoutoopposehim，ifheisyourson-in-law？’ ’Idon’tmeantoopposehim；itishewhoopposesme；ifanythingistobedoneindefence，IsupposeChadwickwilldoit。Isuppose——’ ’Oh，thearchdeaconwillseetothat:weretheyoungmantwicehisbrother-in-law，thearchdeaconwillneverbedeterredfromdoingwhathefeelstoberight。’ MrHardingremindedthebishopthatthearchdeaconandthereformerwerenotyetbrothers，andveryprobablyneverwouldbe；exactedfromhimapromisethatEleanor’snameshouldnotbementionedinanydiscussionbetweenthefatherbishopandsonarchdeaconrespectingthehospital；andthentookhisdeparture，leavinghispooroldfriendbewildered，amazed，andconfounded。 Hiram’sBedesmenThepartiesmostinterestedinthemovementwhichisabouttosetBarchesterbytheearswerenottheforemosttodiscussthemeritofthequestion，asisoftenthecase；butwhenthebishop，thearchdeacon，thewarden，thesteward，andMessrsCoxandCummins，wereallbusywiththematter，eachinhisownway，itisnottobesupposedthatHiram’sbedesmenthemselveswerealtogetherpassivespectators。 Finney，theattorney，hadbeenamongthem，askingslyquestions，andraisingimmoderatehopes，creatingapartyhostiletothewarden，andestablishingacorpsintheenemy’scamp，ashefigurativelycallsittohimself。Pooroldmen:whoevermayberightedorwrongedbythisinquiry，theyatanyratewillassuredlybeonlyinjured:tothemitcanonlybeanunmixedevil。Howcantheirlotbeimproved？alltheirwantsaresupplied；everycomfortisadministered；theyhavewarmhouses，goodclothes，plentifuldiet，andrestafteralifeoflabour；andaboveall，thattreasuresoinestimableindecliningyears，atrueandkindfriendtolistentotheirsorrows，watchovertheirsickness，andadministercomfortasregardsthisworld，andtheworldtocome！ JohnBoldsometimesthinksofthis，whenheistalkingloudlyoftherightsofthebedesmen，whomhehastakenunderhisprotection；buthequietsthesuggestionwithinhisbreastwiththehigh-soundingnameofjustice:’Fiatjustitiaruatcoelum。’Theseoldmenshould，byrights，haveonehundredpoundsayearinsteadofoneshillingandsixpenceaday，andthewardenshouldhavetwohundredorthreehundredpoundsinsteadofeighthundredpounds。Whatisunjustmustbewrong；whatiswrongshouldberighted；andifhedeclinedthetask，whoelsewoulddoit？ ’Eachoneofyouisclearlyentitledtoonehundredpoundsayearbycommonlaw’:suchhadbeentheimportantwhispermadebyFinneyintotheearsofAbelHandy，andbyhimretailedtohiselevenbrethren。 ToomuchmustnotbeexpectedfromthefleshandbloodevenofJohnHiram’sbedesmen，andthepositivepromiseofonehundredayeartoeachofthetwelveoldmenhaditswaywithmostofthem。ThegreatBuncewasnottobewiledaway，andwasupheldinhisorthodoxybytwoadherents。AbelHandy，whowastheleaderoftheaspirantsafterwealth，had，alas，astrongerfollowing。Nolessthanfiveofthetwelvesoonbelievedthathisviewswerejust，makingwiththeirleaderamoietyofthehospital。Theotherthree，volatileunstableminds，vacillatedbetweenthetwochieftains，nowledawaybythehopeofgold，nowanxioustopropitiatethepowersthatstillexisted。 Ithadbeenproposedtoaddressapetitiontothebishopasvisitor，prayinghislordshiptoseejusticedonetothelegalrecipientsofJohnHiram’sCharity，andtosendcopiesofthispetitionandofthereplyitwouldelicittoalltheleadingLondonpapers，andtherebytoobtainnotorietyforthesubject。Thisitwasthoughtwouldpavethewayforulteriorlegalproceedings。 Itwouldhavebeenagreatthingtohavehadthesignaturesandmarksofallthetwelveinjuredlegatees；butthiswasimpossible:Buncewouldhavecuthishandoffsoonerthanhavesignedit。ItwasthensuggestedbyFinneythatifevenelevencouldbeinducedtosanctionthedocument，theoneobstinaterecusantmighthavebeenrepresentedasunfittojudgeonsuchaquestion——infact，asbeingnoncomposmentis—— andthepetitionwouldhavebeentakenasrepresentingthefeelingofthemen。Butthiscouldnotbedone:Bunce’sfriendswereasfirmashimself，andasyetonlysixcrossesadornedthedocument。Itwasthemoreprovoking，asBuncehimselfcouldwritehisnamelegibly，andoneofthosethreedoubtingsoulshadforyearsboastedoflikepower，andpossessed，indeed，aBible，inwhichhewasproudtoshowhisnamewrittenbyhimselfsomethirtyyearsago——’JobSkulpit’； butitwasthoughtthatjobSkulpit，havingforgottenhisscholarship，onthataccountrecoiledfromthepetition，andthattheotherdoubterswouldfollowasheledthem。Apetitionsignedbyhalfthehospitalwouldhavebutapooreffect。 ItwasinSkulpit’sroomthatthepetitionwasnowlying，waitingsuchadditionalsignaturesasAbelHandy，byhiseloquence，couldobtainforit。Thesixmarksitboreweredulyattested，thus: hishishisAbelXHandy，GregoryXMoody，MathewXSpriggs，markmarkmark&c。，andplacesweredulydesignatedinpencilforthosebrethrenwhowerenowexpectedtojoin:forSkulpitalonewasleftaspotonwhichhisgenuinesignaturemightbewritteninfairclerk-likestyle。Handyhadbroughtinthedocument，andspreaditoutonthesmalldealtable，andwasnowstandingbyitpersuasiveandeager。Moodyhadfollowedwithaninkhorn，carefullyleftbehindbyFinney；andSpriggsborealoft，asthoughitwereasword，awell-wornink-blackpen，whichfromtimetotimeheendeavouredtothrustintoSkulpit’sunwillinghand。 Withthelearnedmanwerehistwoabettorsinindecision，WilliamGazyandJonathanCrumple。Ifeverthepetitionweretobeforwarded，nowwasthetime，sosaidMrFinney； andgreatwastheanxietyonthepartofthosewhoseonehundredpoundsayear，astheybelieved，mainlydependedonthedocumentinquestion。 ’Tobekeptoutofallthatmoney，’astheavariciousMoodyhadmutteredtohisfriendHandy，’byanoldfoolsayingthathecanwritehisownnamelikehisbetters！’ ’Well，job，’saidHandy，tryingtoimparttohisownsour，ill-omenedvisageasmileofapprobation，inwhichhegreatlyfailed；’soyou’rereadynow，MrFinneysays；here’stheplace，d’yesee’——andheputhishugebrownfingerdownonthedirtypaper-’nameormark，it’sallone。Comealong，oldboy；ifsobewe’retohavethespendingofthismoney，whythesoonerthebetter——that’smymaxim。’ ’Tobesure，’saidMoody。’Wea’n’tnoneofussoyoung； wecan’tstaywaitingforoldCatgutnolonger。’ Itwasthusthesemiscreantsnamedourexcellentfriend。 Thenicknamehecouldeasilyhaveforgiven，buttheallusiontothedivinesourceofallhismelodiousjoywouldhaveirritatedevenhim。Letushopeheneverknewtheinsult。 ’Onlythink，oldBillyGazy，’saidSpriggs，whorejoicedingreateryouththanhisbrethren，buthavingfallenintoafirewhendrunk，hadhadoneeyeburntout，onecheekburntthrough，andonearmnearlyburntoff，andwho，therefore，inregardtopersonalappearance，wasnotthemostprepossessingofmen，’ahundredayear，andalltospend；onlythink，oldBillyGazy’；andhegaveahideousgrinthatshowedoffhismisfortunestotheirfullextent。 OldBillyGazywasnotalivetomuchenthusiasm。Eventhesegoldenprospectsdidnotarousehimtodomorethanrubhispooroldblearedeyeswiththecuffofhisbedesman’sgown，andgentlymutter；’hedidn’tknow，nothe；hedidn’tknow。’ ’Butyou’dknow，Jonathan，’continuedSpriggs，turningtotheotherfriendofSkulpit’s，whowassittingonastoolbythetable，gazingvacantlyatthepetition。JonathanCrumplewasameek，mildman，whohadknownbetterdays；hismeanshadbeenwastedbybadchildren，whohadmadehislifewretchedtillhehadbeenreceivedintothehospital，ofwhichhehadnotlongbeenamember。Sincethatdayhehadknownneithersorrownortrouble，andthisattempttofillhimwithnewhopeswas，indeed，acruelty。