“Whyareyoutellingmeaboutshillispers?“
“Wha-at?Why,youaskedmeyourself!Thegentrycatchfishthatwaytooinourparts。Thesilliestlittleboywouldnottrytocatchafishwithoutaweight。Ofcourseanyonewhodidnotunderstandmightgotofishwithoutaweight。Thereisnoruleforafool。“
“Soyousayyouunscrewedthisnuttomakeaweightforyourfishinglineoutofit?“
“Whatelsefor?Itwasn’ttoplayknuckle-boneswith!“
“Butyoumighthavetakenlead,abulletanailofsomesort。“
“Youdon’tpickupleadintheroad,youhavetobuyit,andanail’snogood。Youcan’tfindanythingbetterthananut。
It’sheavy,andthere’saholeinit。“
“Hekeepspretendingtobeafool!asthoughhe’dbeenbornyesterdayordroppedfromheaven!Don’tyouunderstand,youblockhead,whatunscrewingthesenutsleadsto?Ifthewatchmanhadnotnoticeditthetrainmighthaverunofftherails,peoplewouldhavebeenkilled——youwouldhavekilledpeople。“
“Godforbid,yourhonour!WhatshouldIkillthemfor?Areweheathensorwickedpeople?ThankGod,goodgentlemen,wehavelivedallourliveswithouteverdreamingofsuchathing。
Save,andhavemercyonus,QueenofHeaven!Whatareyousaying?“
“Andwhatdoyousupposerailwayaccidentsdocomefrom?Unscrewtwoorthreenutsandyouhaveanaccident。“
Denisgrins,andscrewsuphiseyeatthemagistrateincredulously。
“Why!howmanyyearshaveweallinthevillagebeenunscrewingnuts,andtheLordhasbeenmerciful;andyoutalkofaccidents,killingpeople。IfIhadcarriedawayarailorputalogacrosstheline,say,thenmaybeitmighthaveupsetthetrain,but。
pouf!anut!“
“Butyoumustunderstandthatthenutholdstherailfasttothesleepers!“
“Weunderstandthat。Wedon’tunscrewthemallweleavesome。Wedon’tdoitthoughtlesslyweunderstand。“
Denisyawnsandmakesthesignofthecrossoverhismouth。
“Lastyearthetrainwentofftherailshere,“saysthemagistrate。“NowIseewhy!“
“Whatdoyousay,yourhonour?“
“IamtellingyouthatnowIseewhythetrainwentofftherailslastyear。Iunderstand!“
“That’swhatyouareeducatedpeoplefor,tounderstand,youkindgentlemen。TheLordknowstowhomtogiveunderstanding。
Hereyouhavereasonedhowandwhat,butthewatchman,apeasantlikeourselves,withnounderstandingatall,catchesonebythecollarandhaulsonealong。Youshouldreasonfirstandthenhaulmeoff。It’sasayingthatapeasanthasapeasant’swit。Writedown,too,yourhonour,thathehitmetwice——
inthejawandinthechest。“
“Whenyourhutwassearchedtheyfoundanothernut。Atwhatspotdidyouunscrewthat,andwhen?“
“Youmeanthenutwhichlayundertheredbox?“
“Idon’tknowwhereitwaslying,onlyitwasfound。Whendidyouunscrewit?“
“Ididn’tunscrewit;Ignashka,thesonofone-eyedSemyon,gaveitme。Imeantheonewhichwasunderthebox,buttheonewhichwasinthesledgeintheyardMitrofanandIunscrewedtogether。“
“WhatMitrofan?“
“MitrofanPetrov。Haven’tyouheardofhim?Hemakesnetsinourvillageandsellsthemtothegentry。Heneedsalotofthosenuts。Reckonamatteroftenforeachnet。“
“Listen。Article1081ofthePenalCodelaysdownthateverywilfuldamageoftherailwaylinecommittedwhenitcanexposethetrafficonthatlinetodanger,andtheguiltypartyknowsthatanaccidentmustbecausedbyit(Doyouunderstand?
Knows!Andyoucouldnothelpknowingwhatthisunscrewingwouldleadto)isliabletopenalservitude。“
“Ofcourse,youknowbest。Weareignorantpeople。
Whatdoweunderstand?“
“Youunderstandallaboutit!Youarelying,shamming!“
“WhatshouldIliefor?Askinthevillageifyoudon’tbelieveme。Onlyableakiscaughtwithoutaweight,andthereisnofishworsethanagudgeon,yeteventhatwon’tbitewithoutaweight。“
“You’dbettertellmeabouttheshillispernext,“saidthemagistrate,smiling。
“Therearenoshillispersinourparts。Wecastourlinewithoutaweightonthetopofthewaterwithabutterfly;amulletmaybecaughtthatway,thoughthatisnotoften。“
“Come,holdyourtongue。“
Asilencefollows。Denisshiftsfromonefoottotheother,looksatthetablewiththegreenclothonit,andblinkshiseyesviolentlyasthoughwhatwasbeforehimwasnottheclothbutthesun。Themagistratewritesrapidly。
“CanIgo?“asksDenisafteralongsilence。
“No。Imusttakeyouunderguardandsendyoutoprison。“
Denisleavesoffblinkingand,raisinghisthickeyebrows,looksinquiringlyatthemagistrate。
“Howdoyoumean,toprison?Yourhonour!Ihavenotimetospare,Imustgotothefair;ImustgetthreeroublesfromYegorforsometallow!“
“Holdyourtongue;don’tinterrupt。“
“Toprison。Iftherewassomethingtogofor,I’dgo;butjusttogofornothing!Whatfor?Ihaven’tstolenanything,I
believe,andI’venotbeenfighting。Ifyouareindoubtaboutthearrears,yourhonour,don’tbelievetheelder。
Youasktheagenthe’saregularheathen,theelder,youknow。“
“Holdyourtongue。“
Iamholdingmytongue,asitis,“muttersDenis;“butthattheelderhasliedovertheaccount,I’lltakemyoathforit。
Therearethreeofusbrothers:KuzmaGrigoryev,thenYegorGrigoryev,andme,DenisGrigoryev。“
“Youarehinderingme。Hey,Semyon,“criesthemagistrate,“takehimaway!“
“Therearethreeofusbrothers,“muttersDenis,astwostalwartsoldierstakehimandleadhimoutoftheroom。“Abrotherisnotresponsibleforabrother。Kuzmadoesnotpay,soyou,Denis,mustanswerforit。Judgesindeed!Ourmasterthegeneralisdead——theKingdomofHeavenbehis——orhewouldhaveshownyoujudges。Yououghttojudgesensibly,notatrandom……Flogifyoulike,butflogsomeonewhodeservesit,flogwithconscience。“
NIKOLAYTCHIKILDYEEV,awaiterintheMoscowhotel,SlavyanskyBazaar,wastakenill。Hislegswentnumbandhisgaitwasaffected,sothatononeoccasion,ashewasgoingalongthecorridor,hetumbledandfelldownwithatrayfullofhamandpeas。Hehadtoleavehisjob。Allhisownsavingsandhiswife’swerespentondoctorsandmedicines;theyhadnothinglefttoliveupon。Hefeltdullwithnoworktodo,andhemadeuphismindhemustgohometothevillage。Itisbettertobeillathome,andlivingthereischeaper;anditisatruesayingthatthewallsofhomeareahelp。
HereachedZhukovotowardsevening。Inhismemoriesofchildhoodhehadpicturedhishomeasbright,snug,comfortable。Now,goingintothehut,hewaspositivelyfrightened;itwassodark,socrowded,sounclean。HiswifeOlgaandhisdaughterSasha,whohadcomewithhim,keptlookinginbewildermentatthebiguntidystove,whichfilledupalmosthalfthehutandwasblackwithsootandflies。Whatlotsofflies!Thestovewasononeside,thebeamslayslantingonthewalls,anditlookedasthoughthehutwerejustgoingtofalltopieces。Inthecorner,facingthedoor,undertheholyimages,bottlelabelsandnewspapercuttingswerestuckonthewallsinsteadofpictures。Thepoverty,thepoverty!Ofthegrown-uppeopletherewerenoneathome;allwereatworkattheharvest。Onthestovewassittingawhite-headedgirlofeight,unwashedandapathetic;shedidnotevenglanceatthemastheycamein。Onthefloorawhitecatwasrubbingitselfagainsttheovenfork。
“Puss,puss!“Sashacalledtoher。“Puss!“
“Shecan’thear,“saidthelittlegirl;“shehasgonedeaf。“
“Howisthat?“
“Oh,shewasbeaten。“