第56章

类别:其他 作者:Andrew Lang字数:4257更新时间:18/12/27 08:37:30
Lookhowitrunsthroughone’sfingers!’and,sosaying,hefilledhispocketwiththemud。 Butthebrothersrodeonsofastthatdustandsparksflewallaround,andtheyreachedthegateofthetownagoodhourbeforeBlockhead-Hans。Herecamethesuitorsnumberedaccordingtotheirarrival,andtheywererangedinrows,sixineachrow,andtheyweresotightlypackedthattheycouldnotmovetheirarms。 Thiswasaverygoodthing,forotherwisetheywouldhavetorneachotherinpieces,merelybecausetheonewasinfrontoftheother。 AllthecountrypeoplewerestandingroundtheKing’sthrone,andwerecrowdedtogetherinthickmassesalmostoutofthewindowstoseethePrincessreceivethesuitors;andaseachonecameintotheroomallhisfinephraseswentoutlikeacandle! ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Away!outwithhim!’ Atlastshecametotherowinwhichthebrotherwhoknewthedictionarybyheartwas,buthedidnotknowitanylonger;hehadquiteforgottenitintherankandfile。Andthefloorcreaked,andtheceilingwasallmadeofglassmirrors,sothathesawhimselfstandingonhishead,andbyeachwindowwerestandingthreereportersandaneditor;andeachofthemwaswritingdownwhatwassaid,topublishitinthepaperthatcameoutandwassoldatthestreetcornersforapenny。Itwasfearful,andtheyhadmadeupthefiresohotthatitwasgrilling。 ’Itishotinhere,isn’tit!’saidthesuitor。 ’Ofcourseitis!Myfatherisroastingyoungchickensto-day!’ saidthePrincess。 ’Ahem!’Therehestoodlikeanidiot。Hewasnotpreparedforsuchaspeech;hedidnotknowwhattosay,althoughhewantedtosaysomethingwitty。’Ahem!’ ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’andouthehadtogo。 Nowtheotherbrotherentered。 ’Howhotitis!’hesaid。 ’Ofcourse!Weareroastingyoungchickensto-day!’remarkedthePrincess。 ’Howdoyou——um!’hesaid,andthereporterswrotedown。’Howdoyou——um。’ ’Itdoesn’tmatter!’saidthePrincess。’Takehimout!’ NowBlockhead-Hanscamein;herodehisgoatrightintothehall。 ’Isay!Howroastinghotitishere!’saidhe。 ’Ofcourse!Iamroastingyoungchickensto-day!’saidthePrincess。 ’That’sgood!’repliedBlockhead-Hans;’thencanIroastacrowwiththem?’ ’Withthegreatestofpleasure!’saidthePrincess;’buthaveyouanythingyoucanroastthemin?forIhaveneitherpotnorsaucepan。’ ’Oh,rather!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’Hereisacookingimplementwithtinrings,’andhedrewouttheoldwoodenshoe,andlaidthecrowinit。 ’Thatisquiteameal!’saidthePrincess;’butwhereshallwegetthesoupfrom?’ ’I’vegotthatinmypocket!’saidBlockhead-Hans。’IhavesomuchthatIcanquitewellthrowsomeaway!’andhepouredsomemudoutofhispocket。 ’Ilikeyou!’saidthePrincess。’Youcananswer,andyoucanspeak,andIwillmarryyou;butdoyouknowthateverywordwhichwearesayingandhavesaidhasbeentakendownandwillbeinthepaperto-morrow?Byeachwindowdoyouseetherearestandingthreereportersandanoldeditor,andthisoldeditoristheworst,forhedoesn’tunderstandanything!’butsheonlysaidthistoteaseBlockhead-Hans。Andthereportersgiggled,andeachdroppedablotofinkonthefloor。 ’Ah!arethosethegreatpeople?’saidBlockhead-Hans。’ThenI willgivetheeditorthebest!’Sosaying,heturnedhispocketsinsideout,andthrewthemudrightinhisface。 ’Thatwasneatlydone!’saidthePrincess。’Icouldn’thavedoneit;butIwillsoonlearnhowto!’ Blockhead-HansbecameKing,gotawifeandacrown,andsatonthethrone;andthiswehavestilldampfromthenewspaperoftheeditorandthereporters——andtheyarenottobebelievedforamoment。 TherewasonceaDarning-needlewhothoughtherselfsofinethatshebelievedshewasanembroidery-needle。’Takegreatcaretoholdmetight!’saidtheDarning-needletotheFingerswhowereholdingher。’Don’tletmefall!IfIoncefallonthegroundI shallneverbefoundagain,Iamsofine!’ ’Itisallright!’saidtheFingers,seizingherroundthewaist。 ’Look,Iamcomingwithmytrain!’saidtheDarning-needleasshedrewalongthreadafterher;buttherewasnoknotattheendofthethread。 TheFingerswereusingtheneedleonthecook’sshoe。Theupperleatherwasunstitchedandhadtobesewntogether。 ’Thisiscommonwork!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallnevergetthroughit。Iambreaking!Iambreaking!’Andinfactshedidbreak。’Didn’tItellyouso!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I amtoofine!’ ’Nowsheisgoodfornothing!’saidtheFingers;buttheyhadtoholdhertightwhilethecookdroppedsomesealing-waxontheneedleandstuckitinthefrontofherdress。 ’NowIamabreast-pin!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IalwaysknewIshouldbepromoted。Whenoneissomething,onewillbecomesomething!’Andshelaughedtoherself;youcanneverseewhenaDarning-needleislaughing。ThenshesatupasproudlyasifshewereinaStatecoach,andlookedallroundher。 ’MayIbeallowedtoaskifyouaregold?’shesaidtoherneighbour,thePin。’Youhaveaveryniceappearance,andapeculiarhead;butitistoosmall!Youmusttakepainstomakeitgrow,foritisnoteveryonewhohasaheadofsealing-wax。’ AndsosayingtheDarning-needleraisedherselfupsoproudlythatshefelloutofthedress,rightintothesinkwhichthecookwasrinsingout。 ’NowIamoffonmytravels!’saidtheDarning-needle。’IdohopeIsha’n’tgetlost!’Shedidindeedgetlost。 ’Iamtoofineforthisworld!’saidsheasshelayinthegutter;’butIknowwhoIam,andthatisalwaysalittlesatisfaction!’ AndtheDarning-needlekeptherproudbearinganddidnotlosehergood-temper。 Allkindsofthingsswamoverher——shavings,bitsofstraw,andscrapsofoldnewspapers。 ’Justlookhowtheysailalong!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Theydon’tknowwhatisunderneaththem!HereIamstickingfast! Theregoesashavingthinkingofnothingintheworldbutofitself,amerechip!Theregoesastraw——well,howitdoestwistandtwirl,tobesure!Don’tthinksomuchaboutyourself,oryouwillbeknockedagainstastone。Therefloatsabitofnewspaper。Whatiswrittenonitislongagoforgotten,andyethowprouditis!Iamsittingpatientandquiet。IknowwhoI am,andthatisenoughforme!’ OnedaysomethingthicklaynearherwhichglitteredsobrightlythattheDarning-needlethoughtitmustbeadiamond。Butitwasabitofbottle-glass,andbecauseitsparkledtheDarning-needlespoketoit,andgaveherselfoutasabreast-pin。 ’Nodoubtyouareadiamond?’ ’Yes,somethingofthatkind!’Andeachbelievedthattheotherwassomethingverycostly;andtheybothsaidhowveryproudtheworldmustbeofthem。 ’Ihavecomefromalady’swork-box,’saidDarning-needle,’andthisladywasacook;shehadfivefingersoneachhand;anythingsoproudasthesefingersIhaveneverseen!Andyettheywereonlytheretotakemeoutofthework-boxandtoputmebackagain!’ ’Weretheyofnoblebirth,then?’askedthebitofbottle-glass。 ’Ofnoblebirth!’saidtheDarning-needle;’noindeed,butproud! Theywerefivebrothers,allcalled’’Fingers。’’Theyheldthemselvesproudlyoneagainsttheother,althoughtheywereofdifferentsizes。Theoutsideone,theThumb,wasshortandfat; hewasoutsidetherank,andhadonlyonebendinhisback,andcouldonlymakeonebow;buthesaidthatifhewerecutofffromamanthathewasnolongeranyuseasasoldier。Dip-into- everything,thesecondfinger,dippedintosweetthingsaswellassourthings,pointedtothesunandthemoon,andguidedthepenwhentheywrote。Longman,thethird,lookedattheothersoverhisshoulder。Goldband,thefourth,hadagoldsashroundhiswaist;andlittlePlaymandidnothingatall,andwasthemoreproud。Therewastoomuchostentation,andsoIcameaway。’ ’Andnowwearesittingandshininghere!’saidthebitofbottle-glass。 Atthatmomentmorewatercameintothegutter;itstreamedovertheedgesandwashedthebitofbottle-glassaway。 ’Ah!nowhehasbeenpromoted!’saidtheDarning-needle。’I remainhere;Iamtoofine。Butthatismypride,whichisasignofrespectability!’Andshesatthereveryproudly,thinkingloftythoughts。 ’IreallybelieveImusthavebeenbornasunbeam,Iamsofine! Itseemstomeasifthesunbeamswerealwayslookingunderthewaterforme。Ah,Iamsofinethatmyownmothercannotfindme!IfIhadmyoldeyewhichbrokeoff,IbelieveIcouldweep; butIcan’t——itisnotfinetoweep!’ Onedaytwostreet-urchinswereplayingandwadinginthegutter,pickingupoldnails,pennies,andsuchthings。Itwasratherdirtywork,butitwasagreatdelighttothem。 ’Oh,oh!’criedoutone,asheprickedhimselfwiththeDarning-needle;’heisafinefellowthough!’ ’Iamnotafellow;Iamayounglady!’saidtheDarning-needle; butnooneheard。Thesealing-waxhadgone,andshehadbecomequiteblack;butblackmakesonelookveryslim,andsoshethoughtshewasevenfinerthanbefore。 ’Herecomesanegg-shellsailingalong!’saidtheboys,andtheystucktheDarning-needleintotheegg-shell。 ’ThewallswhiteandIblack——whataprettycontrastitmakes!’ saidtheDarning-needle。’NowIcanbeseentoadvantage!IfonlyIamnotsea-sick!Ishouldgivemyselfupforlost!’ Butshewasnotsea-sick,anddidnotgiveherselfup。 ’Itisagoodthingtobesteeledagainstsea-sickness;hereonehasindeedanadvantageoverman!Nowmyqualmsareover。Thefineroneisthemoreonecanbeat。’ ’Crack!’saidtheegg-shellasawagon-wheelwentoverit。 ’Oh!howitpresses!’saidtheDarning-needle。’Ishallindeedbesea-sicknow。Iambreaking!’Butshedidnotbreak,althoughthewagon-wheelwentoverher;shelaythereatfulllength,andthereshemaylie。 End