第33章

类别:其他 作者:H。 G。 Wells字数:3646更新时间:18/12/27 08:56:22
“Waitabit,“saidMr。Brisher。“Isay,I’dmademyplan。Thatputthekyboshononebit,butitdidn’t’urtthegeneralschemenotabit。 IwentandIfinishedthatrockerynextday,asthoughtherewasn’taSnackintheworld;cementedoverthestones,Idid,dabbeditgreenandeverythink。Iputadabofgreenjusttoshowwheretheboxwas。Theyallcameandlookedatit,andsai’owniceitwas——even’ewasabitsofterliketoseeit,andallhesaidwas,“It’sapityyoucan’talwaysworklikethat,thenyoumightgetsomethingdefinitetodo,“hesays。 “’Yes,’Isays——Icouldn’t’elpit——’Iputalotinthatrockery,’ Isays,likethat。See?’Iputalotinthatrockery’——meaning——“ “Isee,“saidI——forMr。Brisherisapttooverelaboratehisjokes。 “_’E_didn’t,“saidMr。Brisher。“Notthen,anyhow。 “Ar’ever——afterallthatwasover,offIsetforLondon…… OrfIsetforLondon。“ Pause。 “On’yIwasn’tgoingtonoLondon,“saidMr。Brisher,withsuddenanimation,andthrustinghisfaceintomine。“Nofear!WhatdoYOU think? “Ididn’tgonofurtherthanColchester——notayard。 “I’dleftthespadejustwhereIcouldfindit。I’dgoteverythingplannedandright。I’iredalittletrapinColchester,andpretendedIwantedtogotoIpswichandstopthenight,andcomebacknextday,andthechapI’ireditfrommademeleavetwosovringsonitrightaway,andoffIset。 “Ididn’tgotonoIpswichneither。 “Midnightthe’orseandtrapwas’itchedbythelittleroadthatranbythecottagewhere’elived——notsixtyyardsoff,itwasn’t——andIwasatitlikeagood’un。Itwasjestthenightforsuchgames——overcast——butatrifletoo’ot,andallroundtheskytherewassummerlightningandpresentlyathunderstorm。Downitcame。 Firstbigdropsinasortoffizzle,then’ail。Ikep’on。Iwhackedatit——Ididn’tdreamtheoldmanwould’ear。Ididn’teventroubletogoquietwiththespade,andthethunderandlightningand’ailseemedtoexcitemelike。Ishouldn’twonderifIwassinging。Igotso’ardatitIcleanforgotthethunderandthe’orseandtrap。I precioussoongottheboxshowing,andstartedtoliftit“ “Heavy?“Isaid。 “Icouldn’tnomoreliftitthanfly。IWASsick。I’dneverthoughtofthatIgotregularwild——Itellyou,Icursed。Igotsortofoutrageous。Ididn’tthinkofdividingitlikefortheminute,andeventhenIcouldn’t’avetookmoneyaboutlooseinatrap。 Ihoistedoneendsortofwildlike,andoverthewholeshowwentwithatremenjousnoise。Perfecksmashofsilver。Andthenrightontheheelsofthat,Flash!Lightningliketheday!andtherewasthebackdooropenandtheoldmancomingdownthegardenwith’isbloomingoldgun。Hewasn’tnota’undredyardsaway! “ItellyouIwasthatupset——Ididn’tthinkwhatIwasdoing。 Ineverstopped-noteventofillmypockets。Iwentoverthefencelikeashot,andranlikeoneo’clockforthetrap,cussingandswearingasIwent。IWASinastate…… “Andwillyoubelieveme,whenIgottotheplacewhereI’dleftthe’orseandtrap,they’dgone。Orf!WhenIsawthatI’adn’tacussleftforit。Ijestdancedonthegrass,andwhenI’ddancedenoughIstartedofftoLondon……Iwasdone。“ Mr。Brisherwaspensiveforaninterval。“Iwasdone,“herepeated,verybitterly。 “Well?“Isaid。 “That’sall,“saidMr。Brisher。 “Youdidn’tgoback?“ “Nofear。I’d’adenoughofTHATbloomingtreasure,any’owforabit。 Besides,Ididn’tknowwhatwasdonetochapswhotriedtocollaratreasuretrove。IstartedoffforLondonthereandthen……“ “Andyouneverwentback?“ “Never。“ “ButaboutJane?Didyouwrite?“ “Threetimes,fishinglike。Andnoanswer。We’dpartedinabitofa’uffonaccountof’erbeingjealous。SothatIcouldn’tmakeoutforcertainwhatitmeant。 “Ididn’tknowwhattodo。Ididn’tevenknowwhethertheoldmanknewitwasme。Isortofkep’aneyeopenonpaperstoseewhenhe’dgiveupthattreasuretotheCrown,asIhadn’tadoubt’ewould,considering’owrespectablehe’dalwaysbeen。“ “Anddidhe?“ Mr。Brisherpursedhismouthandmovedhisheadslowlyfromsidetoside。“Not’IM,“hesaid。 “Janewasanicegirl,“hesaid,“athoroughnicegirlmindyou,ifjealous,andthere’snoknowingImightn’t’avegonebackto’erafterabit。Ithoughtifhedidn’tgiveupthetreasureImight’aveasortof’oldon’im……Well,onedayIlooksasusualunderColchester——andthereIsaw’isname。Whatfor,d’yerthink?“ Icouldnotguess。 Mr。Brisher’svoicesanktoawhisper,andoncemorehespokebehindhishand。Hismannerwassuddenlysuffusedwithapositivejoy。 “Issuingcounterfeitcoins,“hesaid。“Counterfeitcoins!“ “Youdon’tmeantosay——?“ “Yes-It。Bad。Quitealongcasetheymadeofit。Buttheygot’im,thoughhedodgedtremenjous。Traced’is’avingpassed,oh!——nearlyadozenbad’arf-crowns。“ “Andyoudidn’t——?“ “Nofear。Anditdidn’tdo’IMmuchgoodtosayitwastreasuretrove。“ MissWinchelseawasgoingtoRome。Thematterhadfilledhermindforamonthormore,andhadoverflowedsoabundantlyintoherconversationthatquiteanumberofpeoplewhowerenotgoingtoRome,andwhowerenotlikelytogotoRome,hadmadeitapersonalgrievanceagainsther。SomeindeedhadattemptedquiteunavailinglytoconvinceherthatRomewasnotnearlysuchadesirableplaceasitwasreportedtobe,andothershadgonesofarastosuggestbehindherbackthatshewasdreadfully“stuckup“about“thatRomeofhers。“AndlittleLilyHardhursthadtoldherfriendMr。BinnsthatsofarasshewasconcernedMissWinchelseamight“gotoheroldRomeandstopthere;SHE(MissLilyHardhurst)wouldn’tgrieve。“ AndthewayinwhichMissWinchelseaputherselfupontermsofpersonaltendernesswithHoraceandBenvenutoCelliniandRaphaelandShelleyandKeats——ifshehadbeenShelley’swidowshecouldnothaveprofessedakeenerinterestinhisgrave——wasamatterofuniversalastonishment。 Herdresswasatriumphoftactfuldiscretion,sensible,butnottoo“touristy“——MissWinchelsea,hadagreatdreadofbeing“touristy“—— andherBaedekerwascarriedinacoverofgreytohideitsglaringred。ShemadeaprimandpleasantlittlefigureontheCharingCrossplatform,inspiteofherswellingpride,whenatlastthegreatdaydawned,andshecouldstartforRome。Thedaywasbright,theChannelpassagewouldbepleasant,andalltheomenspromisedwell。Therewasthegayestsenseofadventureinthisunprecedenteddeparture。 Shewasgoingwithtwofriendswhohadbeenfellow-studentswithheratthetrainingcollege,nicehonestgirlsboth,thoughnotsogoodathistoryandliteratureasMissWinchelsea。Theybothlookeduptoherimmensely,thoughphysicallytheyhadtolookdown,andsheanticipatedsomepleasanttimestobespentin“stirringthemup“ toherownpitchofaestheticandhistoricalenthusiasm。Theyhadsecuredseatsalready,andwelcomedhereffusivelyatthecarriagedoor。IntheinstantcriticismoftheencountershenotedthatFannyhadaslightly“touristy“leatherstrap,andthatHelenhadsuccumbedtoasergejacketwithsidepockets,intowhichherhandswerethrust。 Buttheyweremuchtoohappywiththemselvesandtheexpeditionfortheirfriendtoattemptanyhintatthemomentaboutthesethings。 Assoonasthefirstecstasieswereover——Fanny’senthusiasmwasalittlenoisyandcrude,andconsistedmainlyinemphaticrepetitionsof“JustFANCY!we’regoingtoRome,mydear!——Rome!“——theygavetheirattentiontotheirfellow-travellers。Helenwasanxioustosecureacompartmenttothemselves,and,inordertodiscourageintruders,gotoutandplantedherselffirmlyonthestep。MissWinchelseapeepedoutoverhershoulder,andmadeslylittleremarksabouttheaccumulatingpeopleontheplatform,atwhichFannylaughedgleefully。 TheyweretravellingwithoneofMr。ThomasGunn’sparties——fourteendaysinRomeforfourteenpounds。Theydidnotbelongtothepersonallyconductedpartyofcourse——MissWinchelseahadseentothat——buttheytravelledwithitbecauseoftheconvenienceofthatarrangement。 Thepeopleweretheoddestmixture,andwonderfullyamusing。 Therewasavociferousred-facedpolyglotpersonalconductorinapepper-and-saltsuit,verylonginthearmsandlegsandveryactive。Heshoutedproclamations。Whenhewantedtospeaktopeoplehestretchedoutanarmandheldthemuntilhispurposewasaccomplished。