suchlampsasthesun,moon,andstars;oranyfigurestobecomparedwithliving,loving,mutually-helpfulmen?WherearethereanyrecordsofGod’sgoodnesssoeasytounderstandastheblessingswhichGodhasstrewnabroadforman’shappiness?Whereisthereanybookofthelawsocleartoeachmanasthatwritteninhisheart?Whatsacrificesequaltheself-denialswhichlovingmenandwomenmakeforoneanother?Andwhataltarcanbecomparedwiththeheartofagoodman,onwhichGodHimselfacceptsthesacrifice?
’Thehigheraman’sconceptionofGod,thebetterwillheknowHim。
AndthebetterheknowsGod,thenearerwillhedrawtoHim,imitatingHisgoodness,Hismercy,andHisloveofman。
’Therefore,lethimwhoseesthesun’swholelightfillingtheworld,refrainfromblamingordespisingthesuperstitiousman,whoinhisownidolseesonerayofthatsamelight。Lethimnotdespiseeventheunbelieverwhoisblindandcannotseethesunatall。’
SospoketheChinaman,thestudentofConfucius;andallwhowerepresentinthecoffee-houseweresilent,anddisputednomoreastowhosefaithwasthebest。
NEARthebordersofFranceandItaly,ontheshoreoftheMediterraneanSea,liesatinylittlekingdomcalledMonaco。Manyasmallcountrytowncanboastmoreinhabitantsthanthiskingdom,forthereareonlyaboutseventhousandofthemalltold,andifallthelandinthekingdomweredividedtherewouldnotbeanacreforeachinhabitant。Butinthistoykingdomthereisarealkinglet;
andhehasapalace,andcourtiers,andministers,andabishop,andgenerals,andanarmy。
Itisnotalargearmy,onlysixtymeninall,butstillitisanarmy。
Therewerealsotaxesinthiskingdomaselsewhere:ataxontobacco,andonwineandspiritsandapoll-tax。Butthoughthepeopletheredrinkandsmokeaspeopledoinothercountries,therearesofewofthemthattheKingwouldhavebeenhardputtoittofeedhiscourtiersandofficialsandtokeephimself,ifhehadnotfoundanewandspecialsourceofrevenue。Thisspecialrevenuecomesfromagaminghouse,wherepeopleplayroulette。
Peopleplay,andwhethertheywinorlosethekeeperalwaysgetsapercentageontheturnover;andoutofhisprofitshepaysalargesumtotheKing。ThereasonhepayssomuchisthatitistheonlysuchgamblingestablishmentleftinEurope。SomeofthelittleGermanSovereignsusedtokeepgaminghousesofthesamekind,butsomeyearsagotheywereforbiddentodoso。Thereasontheywerestoppedwasbecausethesegaminghousesdidsomuchharm。Amanwouldcomeandtryhisluck,thenhewouldriskallhehadandloseit,thenhewouldevenriskmoneythatdidnotbelongtohimandlosethattoo,andthen,indespair,hewoulddrownorshoothimself。SotheGermansforbadetheirrulerstomakemoneyinthisway;buttherewasnoonetostoptheKingofMonaco,andheremainedwithamonopolyofthebusiness。
SonoweveryonewhowantstogamblegoestoMonaco。Whethertheywinorlose,theKinggainsbyit。’Youcan’tearnstonepalacesbyhonestlabour,’astheproverbsays;andtheKingletofMonacoknowsitisadirtybusiness,butwhatishetodo?Hehastolive;andtodrawarevenuefromdrinkandfromtobaccoisalsonotanicething。Sohelivesandreigns,andrakesinthemoney,andholdshiscourtwithalltheceremonyofarealking。
Hehashiscoronation,hislevees;herewards,sentences,andpardons,andhealsohashisreviews,councils,laws,andcourtsofjustice:justlikeotherkings,onlyallonasmallerscale。
NowithappenedafewyearsagothatamurderwascommittedinthistoyKing’sdomains。Thepeopleofthatkingdomarepeaceable,andsuchathinghadnothappenedbefore。Thejudgesassembledwithmuchceremonyandtriedthecaseinthemostjudicialmanner。Therewerejudges,andprosecutors,andjurymen,andbarristers。Theyarguedandjudged,andatlasttheycondemnedthecriminaltohavehisheadcutoffasthelawdirects。
Sofarsogood。NexttheysubmittedthesentencetotheKing。
TheKingreadthesentenceandconfirmedit。’Ifthefellowmustbeexecuted,executehim。’
Therewasonlyonehitchinthematter;andthatwasthattheyhadneitheraguillotineforcuttingheadsoff,noranexecutioner。
TheMinistersconsideredthematter,anddecidedtoaddressaninquirytotheFrenchGovernment,askingwhethertheFrenchcouldnotlendthemamachineandanexperttocutoffthecriminal’shead;andifso,wouldtheFrenchkindlyinformthemwhatthecostwouldbe。Theletterwassent。Aweeklaterthereplycame:
amachineandanexpertcouldbesupplied,andthecostwouldbe16,000francs。ThiswaslaidbeforetheKing。Hethoughtitover。Sixteenthousandfrancs!’Thewretchisnotworththemoney,’saidhe。’Can’titbedone,somehow,cheaper?Why16,000francsismorethantwofrancsaheadonthewholepopulation。
Thepeoplewon’tstandit,anditmaycauseariot!’
SoaCouncilwascalledtoconsiderwhatcouldbedone;anditwasdecidedtosendasimilarinquirytotheKingofItaly。TheFrenchGovernmentisrepublican,andhasnoproperrespectforkings;
buttheKingofItalywasabrothermonarch,andmightbeinducedtodothethingcheaper。Sotheletterwaswritten,andapromptreplywasreceived。
TheItalianGovernmentwrotethattheywouldhavepleasureinsupplyingbothamachineandanexpert;andthewholecostwouldbe12,000francs,includingtravellingexpenses。Thiswascheaper,butstillitseemedtoomuch。Therascalwasreallynotworththemoney。Itwouldstillmeannearlytwofrancsmoreperheadonthetaxes。
AnotherCouncilwascalled。Theydiscussedandconsideredhowitcouldbedonewithlessexpense。Couldnotoneofthesoldiersperhapsbegottodoitinaroughandhomelyfashion?TheGeneralwascalledandwasasked:’Can’tyoufindusasoldierwhowouldcuttheman’sheadoff?Inwartheydon’tmindkillingpeople。Infact,thatiswhattheyaretrainedfor。’SotheGeneraltalkeditoverwiththesoldierstoseewhetheroneofthemwouldnotundertakethejob。Butnoneofthesoldierswoulddoit。’No,’theysaid,’wedon’tknowhowtodoit;itisnotathingwehavebeentaught。’
Whatwastobedone?AgaintheMinistersconsideredandreconsidered。
TheyassembledaCommission,andaCommittee,andaSub-Committee,andatlasttheydecidedthatthebestthingwouldbetoalterthedeathsentencetooneofimprisonmentforlife。
ThiswouldenabletheKingtoshowhismercy,anditwouldcomecheaper。
TheKingagreedtothis,andsothematterwasarranged。Theonlyhitchnowwasthattherewasnosuitableprisonforamansentencedforlife。Therewasasmalllock-upwherepeopleweresometimeskepttemporarily,buttherewasnostrongprisonfitforpermanentuse。However,theymanagedtofindaplacethatwoulddo,andtheyputtheyoungfellowthereandplacedaguardoverhim。Theguardhadtowatchthecriminal,andhadalsotofetchhisfoodfromthepalacekitchen。
Theprisonerremainedtheremonthaftermonthtillayearhadpassed。
Butwhenayearhadpassed,theKinglet,lookingovertheaccountofhisincomeandexpenditureoneday,noticedanewitemofexpenditure。Thiswasforthekeepofthecriminal;norwasitasmallitemeither。Therewasaspecialguard,andtherewasalsotheman’sfood。Itcametomorethan600francsayear。Andtheworstofitwasthatthefellowwasstillyoungandhealthy,andmightliveforfiftyyears。Whenonecametoreckonitup,thematterwasserious。Itwouldneverdo。SotheKingsummonedhisMinistersandsaidtothem:
’Youmustfindsomecheaperwayofdealingwiththisrascal。Thepresentplanistooexpensive。’AndtheMinistersmetandconsideredandreconsidered,tilloneofthemsaid:’Gentlemen,inmyopinionwemustdismisstheguard。’’Butthen,’rejoinedanotherMinister,’thefellowwillrunaway。’’Well,’saidthefirstspeaker,’lethimrunaway,andbehangedtohim!’SotheyreportedtheresultoftheirdeliberationstotheKinglet,andheagreedwiththem。Theguardwasdismissed,andtheywaitedtoseewhatwouldhappen。Allthathappenedwasthatatdinner-timethecriminalcameout,and,notfindinghisguard,hewenttotheKing’skitchentofetchhisowndinner。Hetookwhatwasgivenhim,returnedtotheprison,shutthedooronhimself,andstayedinside。Nextdaythesamethingoccurred。Hewentforhisfoodatthepropertime;butasforrunningaway,hedidnotshowtheleastsignofit!Whatwastobedone?Theyconsideredthematteragain。
’Weshallhavetotellhimstraightout,’saidthey’thatwedonotwanttokeephim。’SotheMinisterofJusticehadhimbroughtbeforehim。
’Whydoyounotrunaway?’saidtheMinister。’Thereisnoguardtokeepyou。Youcangowhereyoulike,andtheKingwillnotmind。’
’IdaresaytheKingwouldnotmind,’repliedtheman,’butIhavenowheretogo。WhatcanIdo?Youhaveruinedmycharacterbyyoursentence,andpeoplewillturntheirbacksonme。Besides,Ihavegotoutofthewayofworking。Youhavetreatedmebadly。
Itisnotfair。Inthefirstplace,whenonceyousentencedmetodeathyououghttohaveexecutedme;butyoudidnotdoit。Thatisonething。Ididnotcomplainaboutthat。Thenyousentencedmetoimprisonmentforlifeandputaguardtobringmemyfood;butafteratimeyoutookhimawayagainandIhadtofetchmyownfood。
AgainIdidnotcomplain。Butnowyouactuallywantmetogoaway!Ican’tagreetothat。Youmaydoasyoulike,butIwon’tgoaway!’
Whatwastobedone?OncemoretheCouncilwassummoned。Whatcoursecouldtheyadopt?Themanwouldnotgo。Theyreflectedandconsidered。Theonlywaytogetridofhimwastoofferhimapension。AndsotheyreportedtotheKing。’Thereisnothingelseforit,’saidthey;’wemustgetridofhimsomehow。’
Thesumfixedwas600francs,andthiswasannouncedtotheprisoner。
’Well,’saidhe,’Idon’tmind,solongasyouundertaketopayitregularly。
OnthatconditionIamwillingtogo。’
Sothematterwassettled。Hereceivedone-thirdofhisannuityinadvance,andlefttheKing’sdominions。Itwasonlyaquarterofanhourbyrail;andheemigrated,andsettledjustacrossthefrontier,whereheboughtabitofland,startedmarket-gardening,andnowlivescomfortably。Healwaysgoesatthepropertimetodrawhispension。Havingreceivedit,hegoestothegamingtables,stakestwoorthreefrancs,sometimeswinsandsometimesloses,andthenreturnshome。Helivespeaceablyandwell。
Itisagoodthingthathedidnotcommithiscrimeinacountrywheretheydonotgrudgeexpensetocutaman’sheadoff,ortokeepinghiminprisonforlife。