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类别:其他 作者:MARK TWAIN字数:17464更新时间:19/01/04 13:40:32
CHAPTERX。 THEARRESTOFUNCLESILAS THEMawfulwordsfrozeussolid。Wecouldn’tmovehandorfootforasmuchashalfaminute。 Thenwekindofcometo,andliftedtheoldmanupandgothimintohischair,andBennypettedhimandkissedhimandtriedtocomforthim,andpooroldAuntSallyshedonethesame;but,poorthings,theywassobrokeupandscaredandknockedoutoftheirrightmindsthattheydidn’thardlyknowwhattheywasabout。WithTomitwasawful;it’mostpetrifiedhimtothinkmaybehehadgothisuncleintoathousandtimesmoretroublethanever,andmaybeitwouldn’teverhappenedifhehadn’tbeensoambitioustogetcelebrated,andletthecorpsealonethewaytheothersdone。Butprettysoonhesortofcometohimselfagainandsays: \"UncleSilas,don’tyousayanotherwordlikethat。 It’sdangerous,andthereain’tashadderoftruthinit。\" AuntSallyandBennywasthankfultohearhimsaythat,andtheysaidthesame;buttheoldmanhewaggedhisheadsorrowfulandhopeless,andthetearsrundownhisface,andhesays; \"No——Idoneit;poorJubiter,Idoneit!\" Itwasdreadfultohearhimsayit。Thenhewentonandtoldaboutit,andsaidithappenedthedaymeandTomcome——alongaboutsundown。HesaidJubiterpesteredhimandaggravatedhimtillhewassomadhejustsortoflosthismindandgrabbedupastickandhithimovertheheadwithallhismight,andJubiterdroppedinhistracks。Thenhewasscaredandsorry,andgotdownonhiskneesandliftedhisheadup,andbeggedhimtospeakandsayhewasn’tdead; andbeforelonghecometo,andwhenheseewhoitwasholdinghishead,hejumpedlikehewas’mostscaredtodeath,andclearedthefenceandtoreintothewoods,andwasgone。Sohehopedhewasn’thurtbad。 \"Butlaws,\"hesays,\"itwasonlyjustfearthatgavehimthatlastlittlespurtofstrength,andofcourseitsoonplayedoutandhelaiddowninthebush,andtherewasn’tanybodytohelphim,andhedied。\" Thentheoldmancriedandgrieved,andsaidhewasamurdererandthemarkofCainwasonhim,andhehaddisgracedhisfamilyandwasgoingtobefoundoutandhung。ButTomsaid: \"No,youain’tgoingtobefoundout。YouDIDN’T killhim。ONElickwouldn’tkillhim。Somebodyelsedoneit。\" \"Oh,yes,\"hesays,\"Idoneit——nobodyelse。 Whoelsehadanythingagainsthim?WhoelseCOULD haveanythingagainsthim?\" Helookedupkindoflikehehopedsomeofuscouldmentionsomebodythatcouldhaveagrudgeagainstthatharmlessno-account,butofcourseitwarn’tnouse——heHADus;wecouldn’tsayaword。Henoticedthat,andhesaddeneddownagain,andIneverseeafacesomiserableandsopitifultosee。Tomhadasuddenidea,andsays: \"Butholdon!——somebodyBURIEDhim。Nowwho——\" Heshutoffsudden。Iknowedthereason。Itgivemethecoldshudderswhenhesaidthemwords,becauserightawayIrememberedaboutusseeingUncleSilasprowlingaroundwithalong-handledshovelawayinthenightthatnight。AndIknowedBennyseenhim,too,becauseshewastalkingaboutitoneday。TheminuteTomshutoffhechangedthesubjectandwenttobeggingUncleSilastokeepmum,andtherestofusdonethesame,andsaidheMUST,andsaiditwasn’thisbusinesstotellonhimself,andifhekeptmumnobodywouldeverknow;butifitwasfoundoutandanyharmcometohimitwouldbreakthefamily’sheartsandkillthem,andyetneverdoanybodyanygood。 Soatlasthepromised。Wewasallofusmorecom- fortable,then,andwenttoworktocheeruptheoldman。Wetoldhimallhe’dgottodowastokeepstill,anditwouldn’tbelongtillthewholethingwouldblowoverandbeforgot。Weallsaidtherewouldn’tany- bodyeversuspectUncleSilas,noreverdreamofsuchathing,hebeingsogoodandkind,andhavingsuchagoodcharacter;andTomsays,cordialandhearty,hesays: \"Why,justlookatitaminute;justconsider。 HereisUncleSilas,alltheseyearsapreacher——athisownexpense;alltheseyearsdoinggoodwithallhismightandeverywayhecanthinkof——athisownex- pense,allthetime;alwaysbeenlovedbyeverybody,andrespected;alwaysbeenpeaceableandmindinghisownbusiness,theverylastmaninthiswholedeestricttotouchaperson,andeverybodyknowsit。SuspectHIM?Why,itain’tanymorepossiblethan——\" \"ByauthorityoftheStateofArkansaw,IarrestyouforthemurderofJubiterDunlap!\"shoutsthesheriffatthedoor。 Itwasawful。AuntSallyandBennyflungthemselvesatUncleSilas,screamingandcrying,andhuggedhimandhungtohim,andAuntSallysaidgoaway,shewouldn’tevergivehimup,theyshouldn’thavehim,andtheniggerstheycomecrowdingandcryingtothedoorand——well,Icouldn’tstandit;itwasenoughtobreakaperson’sheart;soIgotout。 Theytookhimuptothelittleone-horsejailinthevillage,andweallwentalongtotellhimgood-bye; andTomwasfeelingelegant,andsaystome,\"We’llhaveamostnoblegoodtimeandheapsofdangersomedarknightgettinghimoutofthere,Huck,andit’llbetalkedabouteverywheresandwewillbecelebrated;\" buttheoldmanbustedthatschemeuptheminutehewhisperedtohimaboutit。Hesaidno,itwashisdutytostandwhateverthelawdonetohim,andhewouldsticktothejailplumbthroughtotheend,eveniftherewarn’tnodoortoit。ItdisappointedTomandgraveledhimagooddeal,buthehadtoputupwithit。 ButhefeltresponsibleandboundtogethisuncleSilasfree;andhetoldAuntSally,thelastthing,nottoworry,becausehewasgoingtoturninandworknightanddayandbeatthisgameandfetchUncleSilasoutinnocent;andshewasverylovingtohimandthankedhimandsaidsheknowedhewoulddohisverybest。AndshetoldustohelpBennytakecareofthehouseandthechildren,andthenwehadagood-byecryallaroundandwentbacktothefarm,andlefthertheretolivewiththejailer’swifeamonthtillthetrialinOctober。 CHAPTERXI。 TOMSAWYERDISCOVERSTHEMURDERERS WELL,thatwasahardmonthonusall。PoorBenny,shekeptupthebestshecould,andmeandTomtriedtokeepthingscheerfulthereatthehouse,butitkindofwentfornothing,asyoumaysay。 Itwasthesameupatthejail。Wewentupeverydaytoseetheoldpeople,butitwasawfuldreary,becausetheoldmanwarn’tsleepingmuch,andwaswalkinginhissleepconsiderableandsohegottolookingfaggedandmiserable,andhismindgotshaky,andweallgotafraidhistroubleswouldbreakhimdownandkillhim。 Andwheneverwetriedtopersuadehimtofeelcheer- fuler,heonlyshookhisheadandsaidifweonlyknowedwhatitwastocarryaroundamurderer’sloadinyourheartwewouldn’ttalkthatway。TomandallofuskepttellinghimitWASN’Tmurder,butjustacci- dentalkilling!butitnevermadeanydifference——itwasmurder,andhewouldn’thaveitanyotherway。Heactu’lybeguntocomeoutplainandsquaretowardstrialtimeandacknowledgethatheTRIEDtokilltheman。 Why,thatwasawful,youknow。Itmadethingsseemfiftytimesasdreadful,andtherewarn’tnomorecom- fortforAuntSallyandBenny。Buthepromisedhewouldn’tsayawordabouthismurderwhenotherswasaround,andwewasgladofthat。 TomSawyerrackedtheheadoffofhimselfallthatmonthtryingtoplansomewayoutforUncleSilas,andmany’sthenighthekeptmeup’mostallnightwiththiskindoftiresomework,buthecouldn’tseemtogetontherighttracknoway。Asforme,Ireckonedabodymightaswellgiveitup,italllookedsoblueandIwassodownhearted;buthewouldn’t。Hestucktothebusinessrightalong,andwentonplanningandthinkingandransackinghishead。 Soatlastthetrialcomeon,towardsthemiddleofOctober,andwewasallinthecourt。Theplacewasjammed,ofcourse。PooroldUncleSilas,helookedmorelikeadeadpersonthanaliveone,hiseyeswassohollowandhelookedsothinandsomournful。BennyshesetononesideofhimandAuntSallyontheother,andtheyhadveilson,andwasfulloftrouble。ButTomhesetbyourlawyer,andhadhisfingerinevery- wheres,ofcourse。Thelawyerlethim,andthejudgelethim。He’mosttookthebusinessoutofthelaw- yer’shandssometimes;whichwaswellenough,be- causethatwasonlyamud-turtleofaback-settlementlawyeranddidn’tknowenoughtocomeinwhenitrains,asthesayingis。 Theysworeinthejury,andthenthelawyerfortheprostitutiongotupandbegun。Hemadeaterriblespeechagainsttheoldman,thatmadehimmoanandgroan,andmadeBennyandAuntSallycry。ThewayHEtoldaboutthemurderkindofknockedusallstupiditwassodifferentfromtheoldman’stale。HesaidhewasgoingtoprovethatUncleSilaswasSEENtokillJubiterDunlapbytwogoodwitnesses,anddoneitdeliberate,andSAIDhewasgoingtokillhimtheveryminutehehithimwiththeclub;andtheyseenhimhideJubiterinthebushes,andtheyseenthatJubiterwasstone-dead。AndsaidUncleSilascomelaterandluggedJubiterdownintothetobackerfield,andtwomenseenhimdoit。AndsaidUncleSilasturnedout,awayinthenight,andburiedJubiter,andamanseenhimatit。 Isaystomyself,pooroldUncleSilashasbeenlyingaboutitbecausehereckonednobodyseenhimandhecouldn’tbeartobreakAuntSally’sheartandBenny’s; andrighthewas:asforme,Iwould’a’liedthesameway,andsowouldanybodythathadanyfeeling,tosavethemsuchmiseryandsorrowwhichTHEYwarn’tnowaysresponsiblefor。Well,itmadeourlawyerlookprettysick;anditknockedTomsilly,too,foralittlespell,butthenhebracedupandletonthathewarn’tworried——butIknowedheWAS,allthesame。 Andthepeople——my,butitmadeastiramongstthem! Andwhenthatlawyerwasdonetellingthejurywhathewasgoingtoprove,hesetdownandbeguntoworkhiswitnesses。 First,hecalledalotofthemtoshowthattherewasbadbloodbetwixtUncleSilasandthediseased;andtheytoldhowtheyhadheardUncleSilasthreatenthediseased,atonetimeandanother,andhowitgotworseandworseandeverybodywastalkingaboutit,andhowdiseasedgotafraidofhislife,andtoldtwoorthreeofthemhewascertainUncleSilaswouldupandkillhimsometimeoranother。 Tomandourlawyeraskedthemsomequestions; butitwarn’tnouse,theystucktowhattheysaid。 Next,theycalledupLemBeebe,andhetookthestand。Itcomeintomymind,then,howLemandJimLanehadcomealongtalking,thattime,aboutborrow- ingadogorsomethingfromJubiterDunlap;andthatbroughtuptheblackberriesandthelantern;andthatbroughtupBillandJackWithers,andhowtheypassedby,talkingaboutaniggerstealingUncleSilas’scorn; andthatfetchedupouroldghostthatcomealongaboutthesametimeandscaredusso——andhereHE wastoo,andaprivilegedcharacter,onaccountsofhisbeingdeefanddumbandastranger,andtheyhadfixedhimachairinsidetherailing,wherehecouldcrosshislegsandbecomfortable,whilsttheotherpeoplewasallinajamsotheycouldn’thardlybreathe。Soitallcomebacktomejustthewayitwasthatday;anditmadememournfultothinkhowpleasantitwasuptothen,andhowmiserableeversince。 LEMBEEBE,sworn,said——\"Iwasa-comingalong,thatday,secondofSeptember,andJimLanewaswithme,anditwastowardssundown,andweheardloudtalk,likequarrelling,andwewasveryclose,onlythehazelbushesbetween(that’salongthefence); andweheardavoicesay,’I’vetoldyoumore’nonceI’dkillyou,’andknoweditwasthisprisoner’svoice;andthenweseeaclubcomeupabovethebushesanddownoutofsightagain。andheardasmashingthumpandthenagroanortwo:andthenwecropesofttowherewecouldsee,andtherelaidJupiterDunlapdead,andthisprisonerstandingoverhimwiththeclub;andthenexthehauledthedeadmanintoaclumpofbushesandhidhim,andthenwestoopedlow,tobecutofsight,andgotaway。\" Well,itwasawful。Itkindoffrozeeverybody’sbloodtohearit,andthehousewas’mostasstillwhilsthewastellingitasiftherewarn’tnobodyinit。Andwhenhewasdone,youcouldhearthemgaspandsigh,alloverthehouse,andlookatoneanotherthesameastosay,\"Ain’titperfectlyterrible——ain’titawful!\" Nowhappenedathingthatastonishedme。Allthetimethefirstwitnesseswasprovingthebadbloodandthethreatsandallthat,TomSawyerwasaliveandlay- ingforthem;andtheminutetheywasthrough,hewentforthem,anddonehislevelbesttocatchtheminliesandspiletheirtestimony。Butnow,howdifferent。 WhenLemfirstbeguntotalk,andneversaidanythingaboutspeakingtoJubiterortryingtoborrowadogoffofhim,hewasallaliveandlayingforLem,andyoucouldseehewasgettingreadytocross-questionhimtodeathprettysoon,andthenIjudgedhimandmewouldgoonthestandbyandbyandtellwhatweheardhimandJimLanesay。ButthenexttimeIlookedatTomIgotthecoldshivers。Why,hewasinthebrowneststudyyoueversee——milesandmilesaway。Hewarn’thearingawordLemBeebewassaying;andwhenhegotthroughhewasstillinthatbrown-study,justthesame。Ourlawyerjoggledhim,andthenhelookedupstartled,andsays,\"Takethewitnessifyouwanthim。 Lemmealone——Iwanttothink。\" Well,thatbeatme。Icouldn’tunderstandit。AndBennyandhermother——oh,theylookedsick,theywassotroubled。Theyshovedtheirveilstoonesideandtriedtogethiseye,butitwarn’tanyuse,andI couldn’tgethiseyeeither。Sothemud-turtlehetackledthewitness,butitdidn’tamounttonothing; andhemadeamessofit。 ThentheycalledupJimLane,andhetoldtheverysamestoryoveragain,exact。Tomneverlistenedtothisoneatall,butsettherethinkingandthinking,milesandmilesaway。Sothemud-turtlewentinaloneagainandcomeoutjustasflatashedonebefore。Thelawyerfortheprostitutionlookedverycomfortable,butthejudgelookeddisgusted。Yousee,Tomwasjustthesameasaregularlawyer,nearly,becauseitwasArkansawlawforaprisonertochooseanybodyhewantedtohelphislawyer,andTomhadhadUncleSilasshovehimintothecase,andnowhewasbotchingitandyoucouldseethejudgedidn’tlikeitmuch。 Allthatthemud-turtlegotoutofLemandJimwasthis:heaskedthem: \"Whydidn’tyougoandtellwhatyousaw?\" \"Wewasafraidwewouldgetmixedupinitour- selves。Andwewasjuststartingdowntherivera-huntingforalltheweekbesides;butassoonaswecomebackwefoundoutthey’dbeensearchingforthebody,sothenwewentandtoldBraceDunlapallaboutit。\" \"Whenwasthat?\" \"Saturdaynight,September9th。\" Thejudgehespokeupandsays: \"Mr。Sheriff,arrestthesetwowitnessesonsuspicionsofbeingaccessionaryafterthefacttothemurder。\" Thelawyerfortheprostitutionjumpsupallexcited,andsays: \"Yourhonor!Iprotestagainstthisextraordi——\" \"Setdown!\"saysthejudge,pullinghisbowieandlayingitonhispulpit。\"IbegyoutorespecttheCourt。\" Sohedoneit。ThenhecalledBillWithers。 BILLWITHERS,sworn,said:\"Iwascomingalongaboutsundown,Saturday,September2d,bytheprisoner’sfield,andmybrotherJackwaswithmeandweseenamantotingoffsomethingheavyonhisbackandalloweditwasaniggerstealingcorn;wecouldn’tseedistinct;nextwemadeoutthatitwasonemancarryinganother;andthewayithung,sokindoflimp,wejudgeditwassomebodythatwasdrunk;andbytheman’swalkwesaiditwasParsonSilas,andwejudgedhehadfoundSamCooperdrunkintheroad,whichhewasalwaystryingtoreformhim,andwastotinghimoutofdanger。\" ItmadethepeopleshivertothinkofpooroldUncleSilastotingoffthediseaseddowntotheplaceinhistobackerfieldwherethedogdugupthebody,buttherewarn’tmuchsympathyaroundamongstthefaces,andIheardonecusssay\"’TisthecoldestbloodedworkIeverstruck,luggingamurderedmanaroundlikethat,andgoingtoburyhimlikeaanimal,andhimapreacheratthat。\" Tomhewentonthinking,andnevertooknonotice; soourlawyertookthewitnessanddonethebesthecould,anditwasplentypoorenough。 ThenJackWithershecomeonthestandandtoldthesametale,justlikeBilldone。 AndafterhimcomesBraceDunlap,andhewaslook- ingverymournful,andmostcrying;andtherewasarustleandastirallaround,andeverybodygotreadytolisten,andlostofthewomenfolkssaid,\"Poorcretur,poorcretur,\"andyoucouldseeamanyofthemwip- ingtheireyes。 BRACEDUNLAP,sworn,said:\"Iwasinconsiderabletroublealongtimeaboutmypoorbrother,butI reckonedthingswarn’tnearsobadashemadeout,andIcouldn’tmakemyselfbelieveanybodywouldhavethehearttohurtapoorharmlesscreturlikethat\"——[byjings,IwassureIseenTomgiveakindofafaintlittlestart,andthenlookdisappointedagain]——\"andyouknowICOULDN’T thinkapreacherwouldhurthim——itwarn’tnaturaltothinksuchanonlikelything——soIneverpaidmuchattention,andnowIsha’n’tever,everforgivemyself;forifIhadadonedifferent,mypoorbrotherwouldbewithmethisday,andnotlayingyondermurdered,andhimsoharmless。\"Hekindofbrokedownthereandchokedup,andwaitedtogethisvoice;andpeopleallaroundsaidthemostpitifulthings,andwomencried;anditwasverystillinthere,andsolemn,andoldUncleSilas,poorthing,hegiveagroanrightoutsoeverybodyheardhim。ThenBracehewenton,\"Saturday,September2d,hedidn’tcomehometosupper。 By-and-byIgotalittleuneasy,andoneofmyniggerswentovertothisprisoner’splace,butcomebackandsaidhewarn’tthere。SoIgotuneasieranduneasier,andcouldn’trest。Iwenttobed,butIcouldn’tsleep;andturnedout,awaylateinthenight,andwentwanderingovertothisprisoner’splaceandallaroundaboutthereagoodwhile,hopingIwouldrunacrossmypoorbrother,andneverknowinghewasoutofhistroublesandgonetoabettershore——\"Sohebrokedownandchokedupagain,andmostallthewomenwascryingnow。Prettysoonhegotanotherstartandsays:\"Butitwarn’tnouse; soatlastIwenthomeandtriedtogetsomesleep,butcouldn’t。Well,inadayortwoeverybodywasuneasy,andtheygottotalkingaboutthisprisoner’sthreats,andtooktotheidea,whichIdidn’ttakenostockin,thatmybrotherwasmurderedsotheyhuntedaroundandtriedtofindhisbody,butcouldn’tandgiveitup。AndsoIreckonedhewasgoneoffsomerstohavealittlepeace,andwouldcomebacktouswhenhistroubleswaskindofhealed。 ButlateSaturdaynight,the9th,LemBeebeandJimLanecometomyhouseandtoldmeall——toldmethewholeawful’sassination,andmyheartwasbroke。AndTHENIrememberedsomethingthathadn’ttooknoholdofmeatthetime,becausereportssaidthisprisonerhadtooktowalkinginhissleepanddoingallkindofthingsofnoconsequence,notknowingwhathewasabout。Iwilltellyouwhatthatthingwasthatcomebackintomymemory。AwaylatethatawfulSaturdaynightwhenIwaswanderingaroundaboutthisprisoner’splace,grievingandtroubled,Iwasdownbythecornerofthetobacker- fieldandIheardasoundlikedigginginagrittysoil;andIcropenearerandpeepedthroughthevinesthathungontherailfenceandseenthisprisonerSHOVELING——shovelingwithalong-handledshovel——heavingearthintoabigholethatwasmostfilledup;hisbackwastome,butitwasbrightmoonlightandIknowedhimbyhisoldgreenbaizework-gownwithasplatterywhitepatchinthemiddleofthebacklikesomebodyhadhithimwithasnowball。HEWASBURYINGTHEMANHE’DMURDERED!\" Andheslumpeddowninhischaircryingandsob- bing,and’mosteverybodyinthehousebustedoutwailing,andcrying,andsaying,\"Oh,it’sawful—— awful——horrible!andtherewasamosttremendousex- citement,andyoucouldn’thearyourselfthink;andrightinthemidstofitupjumpsoldUncleSilas,whiteasasheet,andsingsout: \"IT’STRUE,EVERYWORD——IMURDEREDHIMINCOLD BLOOD!\" ByJackson,itpetrifiedthem!Peopleroseupwildalloverthehouse,strainingandstaringforabetterlookathim,andthejudgewashammeringwithhismalletandthesheriffyelling\"Order——orderinthecourt—— order!\" Andallthewhiletheoldmanstoodtherea-quakingandhiseyesa-burning,andnotlookingathiswifeanddaughter,whichwasclingingtohimandbegginghimtokeepstill,butpawingthemoffwithhishandsandsayingheWOULDclearhisblacksoulfromcrime,heWOULDheaveoffthisloadthatwasmorethanhecouldbear,andheWOULDN’Tbearitanotherhour!Andthenheragedrightalongwithhisawfultale,every- bodya-staringandgasping,judge,jury,lawyers,andeverybody,andBennyandAuntSallycryingtheirheartsout。AndbyGeorge,TomSawyerneverlookedathimonce!Neveronce——justsettheregazingwithallhiseyesatsomethingelse,Icouldn’ttellwhat。Andsotheoldmanragedrightalong,pouringhiswordsoutlikeastreamoffire: \"Ikilledhim!Iamguilty!ButIneverhadthenotioninmylifetohurthimorharmhim,spiteofallthemliesaboutmythreateninghim,tilltheveryminuteIraisedtheclub——thenmyheartwentcold!—— thenthepityallwentoutofit,andIstrucktokill!Inthatonemomentallmywrongscomeintomymind; alltheinsultsthatthatmanandthescoundrelhisbrother,there,hadputuponme,andhowtheylaidintogethertoruinmewiththepeople,andtakeawaymygoodname,andDRIVEmetosomedeedthatwoulddestroymeandmyfamilythathadn’teverdoneTHEM noharm,sohelpmeGod!Andtheydoneitinameanrevenge——forwhy?Becausemyinnocentpuregirlhereatmysidewouldn’tmarrythatrich,insolent,ignorantcoward,BraceDunlap,who’sbeensnivelinghereoverabrotherhenevercaredabrassfarthingfor——\"[IseeTomgiveajumpandlookgladTHIStime,toadeadcertainty]\"——andinthatmomentI’vetoldyouabout,IforgotmyGodandrememberedonlymyheart’sbitterness,Godforgiveme,andIstrucktokill。 InonesecondIwasmiserablysorry——oh,filledwithremorse;butIthoughtofmypoorfamily,andIMUST hidewhatI’ddonefortheirsakes;andIdidhidethatcorpseinthebushes;andpresentlyIcarriedittothetobackerfield;andinthedeepnightIwentwithmyshovelandburieditwhere——\" UpjumpsTomandshouts: \"NOW,I’vegotit!\"andwaveshishand,oh,eversofineandstarchy,towardstheoldman,andsays: \"Setdown!AmurderWASdone,butyouneverhadnohandinit!\" Well,sir,youcouldaheardapindrop。AndtheoldmanhesunkdownkindofbewilderedinhisseatandAuntSallyandBennydidn’tknowit,becausetheywassoastonishedandstaringatTomwiththeirmouthsopenandnotknowingwhattheywasabout。 Andthewholehousethesame。Ineverseenpeoplelooksohelplessandtangledup,andIhain’teverseeneyesbugoutandgazewithoutablinkthewaytheirndid。Tomsays,perfectlyca’m: \"Yourhonor,mayIspeak?\" \"ForGod’ssake,yes——goon!\"saysthejudge,soastonishedandmixeduphedidn’tknowwhathewasabouthardly。 ThenTomhestoodthereandwaitedasecondortwo——thatwasfortoworkupan\"effect,\"ashecallsit——thenhestartedinjustasca’masever,andsays: \"Forabouttwoweeksnowthere’sbeenalittlebillstickingonthefrontofthiscourthouseofferingtwothousanddollarsrewardforacoupleofbigdi’monds——stoleatSt。Louis。Themdi’mondsisworthtwelvethousanddollars。ButnevermindaboutthattillIgettoit。Nowaboutthismurder。Iwilltellyouallaboutit——howithappened——whodoneit——everyDEtail。\" Youcouldseeeverybodynestlenow,andbegintolistenforalltheywasworth。 \"Thismanhere,BraceDunlap,that’sbeensnivelingsoabouthisdeadbrotherthatYOUknowhenevercaredastrawfor,wantedtomarrythatyounggirlthere,andshewouldn’thavehim。SohetoldUncleSilashewouldmakehimsorry。UncleSilasknowedhowpowerfulhewas,andhowlittlechancehehadagainstsuchaman,andhewasscaredandworried,anddoneeverythinghecouldthinkoftosmoothhimoverandgethimtobegoodtohim:heeventookhisno- accountbrotherJubiteronthefarmandgivehimwagesandstintedhisownfamilytopaythem;andJubiterdoneeverythinghisbrothercouldcontrivetoinsultUncleSilas,andfretandworryhim,andtrytodriveUncleSilasintodoinghimahurt,soastoinjureUncleSilaswiththepeople。Anditdoneit。Everybodyturnedagainsthimandsaidthemeanestkindofthingsabouthim,anditgradulybrokehisheart——yes,andhewassoworriedanddistressedthatoftenhewarn’thardlyinhisrightmind。 \"Well,onthatSaturdaythatwe’vehadsomuchtroubleabout,twoofthesewitnesseshere,LemBeebeandJimLane,comealongbywhereUncleSilasandJubiterDunlapwasatwork——andthatmuchofwhatthey’vesaidistrue,therestislies。Theydidn’thearUncleSilassayhewouldkillJubiter;theydidn’thearnoblowstruck;theydidn’tseenodeadman,andtheydidn’tseeUncleSilashideanythinginthebushes。 Lookatthemnow——howtheysetthere,wishingtheyhadn’tbeensohandywiththeirtongues;anyway,they’llwishitbeforeIgetdone。 \"ThatsameSaturdayeveningBillandJackWithersDIDseeonemanluggingoffanotherone。Thatmuchofwhattheysaidistrue,andtherestislies。FirstofftheythoughtitwasaniggerstealingUncleSilas’scorn——younoticeitmakesthemlooksilly,now,tofindoutsomebodyoverheardthemsaythat。That’sbecausetheyfoundoutbyandbywhoitwasthatwasdoingthelugging,andTHEYknowbestwhytheysworeherethattheytookitforUncleSilasbythegait——whichitWASN’T,andtheyknoweditwhentheysworetothatlie。 \"AmanoutinthemoonlightDIDseeamurderedpersonputundergroundinthetobackerfield——butitwasn’tUncleSilasthatdonetheburying。Hewasinhisbedatthatverytime。 \"Now,then,beforeIgoon,Iwanttoaskyouifyou’veevernoticedthis:thatpeople,whenthey’rethinkingdeep,orwhenthey’reworried,aremostalwaysdoingsomethingwiththeirhands,andtheydon’tknowit,anddon’tnoticewhatitistheirhandsaredoing。 somestroketheirchins;somestroketheirnoses;somestrokeupUNDERtheirchinwiththeirhand;sometwirlachain,somefumbleabutton,thenthere’ssomethatdrawsafigureoraletterwiththeirfingerontheircheek,orundertheirchinorontheirunderlip。That’sMYway。WhenI’mrestless,orworried,orthinkinghard,IdrawcapitalV’sonmycheekoronmyunderliporundermychin,andneveranythingBUTcapitalV’s——andhalfthetimeIdon’tnoticeitanddon’tknowI’mdoingit。\" Thatwasodd。ThatisjustwhatIdo;onlyImakeanO。AndIcouldseepeoplenoddingtooneanother,sameastheydowhentheymean\"THAT’sso。\" \"Now,then,I’llgoon。ThatsameSaturday——no,itwasthenightbefore——therewasasteamboatlayingatFlagler’sLanding,fortymilesabovehere,anditwasrainingandstorminglikethenation。Andtherewasathiefaboard,andhehadthemtwobigdi’mondsthat’sadvertisedouthereonthiscourthousedoor; andheslippedashorewithhishand-bagandstruckoutintothedarkandthestorm,andhewasa-hopinghecouldgettothistownallrightandbesafe。Buthehadtwopalsaboardtheboat,hiding,andheknowedtheywasgoingtokillhimthefirstchancetheygotandtakethedi’monds;becauseallthreestolethem,andthenthisfellowhegotholdofthemandskipped。 \"Well,hehadn’tbeengonemore’ntenminutesbe- forehispalsfounditout,andtheyjumpedashoreandlitoutafterhim。Prob’lytheyburntmatchesandfoundhistracks。Anyway,theydoggedalongafterhimalldaySaturdayandkeptoutofhissight;andtowardssundownhecometothebunchofsycamoresdownbyUncleSilas’sfield,andhewentintheretogetadisguiseoutofhishand-bagandputitonbeforeheshowedhimselfhereinthetown——andmindyouhedonethatjustalittleafterthetimethatUncleSilaswashittingJubiterDunlapovertheheadwithaclub——forheDIDhithim。 \"Buttheminutethepalsseethatthiefslideintothebunchofsycamores,theyjumpedoutofthebushesandslidinafterhim。 \"Theyfellonhimandclubbedhimtodeath。 \"Yes,forallhescreamedandhowledso,theyneverhadnomercyonhim,butclubbedhimtodeath。Andtwomenthatwasrunningalongtheroadheardhimyellingthatway,andtheymadearushintothesyca-imorebunch——whichwaswheretheywasboundfor,anyway——andwhenthepalssawthemtheylitoutandthetwonewmenafterthema-chasingthemastightastheycouldgo。Butonlyaminuteortwo——thenthesetwonewmenslippedbackveryquietintothesyca- mores。 \"THENwhatdidtheydo?Iwilltellyouwhattheydone。Theyfoundwherethethiefhadgothisdisguiseoutofhiscarpet-sacktoputon;sooneofthemstripsandputsonthatdisguise。\" Tomwaitedalittlehere,forsomemore\"effect\"—— thenhesays,verydeliberate: \"Themanthatputonthatdeadman’sdisguisewas——JUBITERDUNLAP!\" \"GreatScott!\"everybodyshouted,alloverthehouse,andoldUncleSilashelookedperfectlyastonished。 \"Yes,itwasJubiterDunlap。Notdead,yousee。 Thentheypulledoffthedeadman’sbootsandputJubiterDunlap’soldraggedshoesonthecorpseandputthecorpse’sbootsonJubiterDunlap。ThenJubiterDunlapstayedwherehewas,andtheothermanluggedthedeadbodyoffinthetwilight;andaftermidnighthewenttoUncleSilas’shouse,andtookhisoldgreenwork-robeoffofthepegwhereitalwayshangsinthepassagebetwixtthehouseandthekitchenandputiton,andstolethelong-handledshovelandwentoffdownintothetobackerfieldandburiedthemurderedman。\" Hestopped,andstoodhalfaminute。Then—— \"AndwhodoyoureckonthemurderedmanWAS? Itwas——JAKEDunlap,thelong-lostburglar!\" \"GreatScott!\" \"Andthemanthatburiedhimwas——BRACEDunlap,hisbrother!\" \"GreatScott!\" \"Andwhodoyoureckonisthismowingidiotherethat’slettingonalltheseweekstobeadeefanddumbstranger?It’s——JUBITERDunlap!\" Myland,theyallbustedoutinahowl,andyouneverseethelikeofthatexcitementsincethedayyouwasborn。AndTomhemadeajumpforJubiterandsnakedoffhisgogglesandhisfalsewhiskers,andtherewasthemurderedman,sureenough,justasaliveasanybody!AndAuntSallyandBennytheywenttohuggingandcryingandkissingandsmotheringoldUncleSilastothatdegreehewasmoremuddledandconfusedandmushedupinhismindthanheeverwasbefore,andthatissayingconsiderable。Andnext,peoplebeguntoyell: \"TomSawyer!TomSawyer!Shutupevery- body,andlethimgoon!Goon,TomSawyer!\" Whichmadehimfeeluncommonbully,foritwasnutsforTomSawyertobeapubliccharacterthat- away,andahero,ashecallsit。Sowhenitwasallquiet,hesays: \"Thereain’tmuchleft,onlythis。Whenthatmanthere,BruceDunlap,hadmostworriedthelifeandsenseoutofUncleSilastillatlastheplumblosthismindandhitthisotherblatherskite,hisbrother,withaclub,Ireckonheseenhischance。Jubiterbrokeforthewoodstohide,andIreckonthegamewasforhimtoslideout,inthenight,andleavethecountry。 ThenBracewouldmakeeverybodybelieveUncleSilaskilledhimandhidhisbodysomers;andthatwouldruinUncleSilasanddriveHIMoutofthecountry—— hanghim,maybe;Idunno。Butwhentheyfoundtheirdeadbrotherinthesycamoreswithoutknowinghim,becausehewassobatteredup,theyseetheyhadabetterthing;disguiseBOTHandburyJakeanddighimuppresentlyalldressedupinJubiter’sclothes,andhireJimLaneandBillWithersandtheotherstosweartosomehandylies——whichtheydone。Andtheretheyset,now,andItoldthemtheywouldbelookingsickbeforeIgotdone,andthatisthewaythey’relookingnow。 \"Well,meandHuckFinnhere,wecomedownontheboatwiththethieves,andthedeadonetoldusallaboutthedi’monds,andsaidtheotherswouldmurderhimiftheygotthechance;andwewasgoingtohelphimallwecould。Wewasboundforthesycamoreswhenweheardthemkillinghiminthere;butwewasinthereintheearlymorningafterthestormandallowednobodyhadn’tbeenkilled,afterall。AndwhenweseeJubiterDunlapherespreadingaroundintheverysamedisguiseJaketoldusHEwasgoingtowear,wethoughtitwasJakehisownself——andhewasgoo-gooingdeefanddumb,andTHATwasaccordingtoagreement。 \"Well,meandHuckwentonhuntingforthecorpseaftertheothersquit,andwefoundit。Andwasproud,too;butUncleSilasheknockeduscrazybytellingusHEkilledtheman。Sowewasmightysorrywefoundthebody,andwasboundtosaveUncleSilas’sneckifwecould;anditwasgoingtobetoughwork,too,becausehewouldn’tletusbreakhimoutofprisonthewaywedonewithouroldniggerJim。 \"IdoneeverythingIcouldthewholemonthtothinkupsomewaytosaveUncleSilas,butIcouldn’tstrikeathing。Sowhenwecomeintocourtto-dayIcomeempty,andcouldn’tseenochanceanywheres。ButbyandbyIhadaglimpseofsomethingthatsetmethinking——justalittleweeglimpse——onlythat,andnotenoughtomakesure;butitsetmethinkinghard——andWATCHING,whenIwasonlylettingontothink; andbyandby,sureenough,whenUncleSilaswaspil- ingoutthatstuffaboutHIMkillingJubiterDunlap,I catchedthatglimpseagain,andthistimeIjumpedupandshutdowntheproceedings,becauseIKNOWED JubiterDunlapwasa-settingherebeforeme。IknowedhimbyathingwhichIseenhimdo——andIremem- beredit。I’dseenhimdoitwhenIwashereayearago。\" Hestoppedthen,andstudiedaminute——layingforan\"effect\"——Iknoweditperfectlywell。Thenheturnedofflikehewasgoingtoleavetheplatform,andsays,kindoflazyandindifferent: \"Well,Ibelievethatisall。\" Why,youneverheardsuchahowl!——anditcomefromthewholehouse: \"WhatWASityouseenhimdo?Staywhereyouare,youlittledevil!Youthinkyouaregoingtoworkabodyuptillhismouth’sa-wateringandstopthere?WhatWASithedone?\" Thatwasit,yousee——hejustdoneittogetan\"effect\";youcouldn’t’a’pulledhimoffofthatplat- formwithayokeofoxen。 \"Oh,itwasn’tanythingmuch,\"hesays。\"IseenhimlookingalittleexcitedwhenhefoundUncleSilaswasactulyfixingtohanghimselfforamurderthatwarn’teverdone;andhegotmoreandmorenervousandworried,Ia-watchinghimsharpbutnotseemingtolookathim——andallofasuddenhishandsbeguntoworkandfidget,andprettysoonhisleftcreptupandHISFINGERDRAWEDACROSSONHISCHEEK,andthenI HADhim!\" Well,thentheyrippedandhowledandstompedandclappedtheirhandstillTomSawyerwasthatproudandhappyhedidn’tknowwhattodowithhim- self。 Andthenthejudgehelookeddownoverhispulpitandsays: \"Myboy,didyouSEEallthevariousdetailsofthisstrangeconspiracyandtragedythatyou’vebeende- scribing?\" \"No,yourhonor,Ididn’tseeanyofthem。\" \"Didn’tseeanyofthem!Why,you’vetoldthewholehistorystraightthrough,justthesameasifyou’dseenitwithyoureyes。Howdidyoumanagethat?\" Tomsays,kindofeasyandcomfortable: \"Oh,justnoticingtheevidenceandpiecingthisandthattogether,yourhonor;justanordinarylittlebitofdetectivework;anybodycould’a’doneit。\" \"Nothingofthekind!Nottwoinamillioncould’a’doneit。Youareaveryremarkableboy。\" ThentheyletgoandgiveTomanothersmashinground,andhe——well,hewouldn’t’a’soldoutforasilvermine。Thenthejudgesays: \"Butareyoucertainyou’vegotthiscurioushistorystraight?\" \"Perfectly,yourhonor。HereisBraceDunlap—— lethimdenyhisshareofitifhewantstotakethechance;I’llengagetomakehimwishhehadn’tsaidanything……Well,youseeHE’Sprettyquiet。Andhisbrother’sprettyquiet,andthemfourwitnessesthatliedsoandgotpaidforit,they’reprettyquiet。AndasforUncleSilas,itain’tanyuseforhimtoputinhisoar,Iwouldn’tbelievehimunderoath!\" Well,sir,thatfairlymadethemshout;andeventhejudgeheletgoandlaughed。Tomhewasjustfeelinglikearainbow。Whentheywasdonelaughinghelooksupatthejudgeandsays: \"Yourhonor,there’sathiefinthishouse。\" \"Athief?\" \"Yes,sir。Andhe’sgotthemtwelve-thousand- dollardi’mondsonhim。\" Bygracious,butitmadeastir!Everybodywentshouting: \"Whichishim?whichishim?p’inthimout!\" Andthejudgesays: \"Pointhimout,mylad。Sheriff,youwillarresthim。Whichoneisit?\" Tomsays: \"Thislatedeadmanhere——JubiterDunlap。\" Thentherewasanotherthunderinglet-goofastonish- mentandexcitement;butJubiter,whichwasastonishedenoughbefore,wasjustfairlyputrifiedwithastonish- mentthistime。Andhespokeup,abouthalfcrying,andsays: \"NowTHAT’Salie。Yourhonor,itain’tfair;I’mplentybadenoughwithoutthat。Idonetheotherthings——Braceheputmeuptoit,andpersuadedme,andpromisedhe’dmakemerich,someday,andIdoneit,andI’msorryIdoneit,andIwishtIhadn’t;butI hain’tstolenodi’monds,andIhain’tGOTnodi’monds; IwishtImayneverstirifitain’tso。Thesheriffcansearchmeandsee。\" Tomsays: \"Yourhonor,itwasn’trighttocallhimathief,andI’llletuponthatalittle。Hedidstealthedi’monds,buthedidn’tknowit。HestolethemfromhisbrotherJakewhenhewaslayingdead,afterJakehadstolethemfromtheotherthieves;butJubiterdidn’tknowhewasstealingthem;andhe’sbeenswellingaroundherewiththemamonth;yes,sir,twelvethousanddollars’worthofdi’mondsonhim——allthatriches,andgoingaroundhereeverydayjustlikeapoorman。Yes,yourhonor,he’sgotthemonhimnow。\" Thejudgespokeupandsays: \"Searchhim,sheriff。\" Well,sir,thesheriffheransackedhimhighandlow,andeverywhere:searchedhishat,socks,seams,boots,everything——andTomhestoodtherequiet,layingforanotherofthemeffectsofhisn。Finallythesheriffhegiveitup,andeverybodylookeddisappointed,andJubitersays: \"There,now!what’dItellyou?\" Andthejudgesays: \"Itappearsyouweremistakenthistime,myboy。\" ThenTomtookanattitudeandletontobestudyingwithallhismight,andscratchinghishead。Thenallofasuddenheglancedupchipper,andsays: \"Oh,nowI’vegotit!I’dforgot。\" Whichwasalie,andIknowedit。Thenhesays: \"Willsomebodybegoodenoughtolendmealittlesmallscrewdriver?Therewasoneinyourbrother’shand-bagthatyousmouched,Jubiter。butIreckonyoudidn’tfetchitwithyou。\" \"No,Ididn’t。Ididn’twantit,andIgiveitaway。\" \"That’sbecauseyoudidn’tknowwhatitwasfor。\" Jubiterhadhisbootsonagain,bynow,andwhenthethingTomwantedwaspassedoverthepeople’sheadstillitgottohim,hesaystoJubiter: \"Putupyourfootonthischair。\"Andhekneeleddownandbeguntounscrewtheheel-plate,everybodywatching;andwhenhegotthatbigdi’mondoutofthatboot-heelandhelditupandletitflashandblazeandsquirtsunlighteverwhichaway,itjusttookevery- body’sbreath;andJubiterhelookedsosickandsorryyouneverseethelikeofit。AndwhenTomhelduptheotherdi’mondhelookedsorrierthanever。Land! hewasthinkinghowhewould’a’skippedoutandbeenrichandindependentinaforeignlandifhe’donlyhadthelucktoguesswhatthescrewdriverwasinthecarpet-bagfor。 Well,itwasamostexcitingtime,takeitallaround,andTomgotcordsofglory。Thejudgetookthedi’monds,andstoodupinhispulpit,andclearedhisthroat,andshovedhisspectaclesbackonhishead,andsays: \"I’llkeepthemandnotifytheowners;andwhentheysendforthemitwillbearealpleasuretometohandyouthetwothousanddollars,foryou’veearnedthemoney——yes,andyou’veearnedthedeepestandmostsincerestthanksofthiscommunitybesides,forliftingawrongedandinnocentfamilyoutofruinandshame,andsavingagoodandhonorablemanfromafelon’sdeath,andforexposingtoinfamyandthepun- ishmentofthelawacruelandodiousscoundrelandhismiserablecreatures!\" Well,sir,ifthere’dbeenabrassbandtobustoutsomemusic,then,itwould’a’beenjusttheperfectestthingIeversee,andTomSawyerhesaidthesame。 ThenthesheriffhenabbedBraceDunlapandhiscrowd,andbyandbynextmonththejudgehadthemupfortrialandjailedthewholelot。AndeverybodycrowdedbacktoUncleSilas’slittleoldchurch,andwaseversolovingandkindtohimandthefamilyandcouldn’tdoenoughforthem;andUncleSilashepreachedthemtheblamedestjumbledestidioticsermonsyoueverstruck,andwouldtangleyouupsoyoucouldn’tfindyourwayhomeindaylight;butthepeo- pleneverletonbutwhattheythoughtitwastheclear- estandbrightestandelegantestsermonsthateverwas; andtheywouldsetthereandcry,forloveandpity; but,byGeorge,theygivemethejim-jamsandthefan- todsandcakedupwhatbrainsIhad,andturnedthemsolid;butbyandbytheylovedtheoldman’sintellectsbackintohimagain,andhewasassoundinhisskullaseverhewas,whichain’tnoflattery,Ireckon。Andsothewholefamilywasashappyasbirds,andnobodycouldbegratefulerandlovingerthanwhattheywastoTomSawyer;andthesametome,thoughIhadn’tdonenothing。Andwhenthetwothousanddollarscome,Tomgivehalfofittome,andnevertoldany- bodyso,whichdidn’tsurpriseme,becauseIknowedhim。