Schwartzwashavingagooddealofdifficultytonavigate。I
willsayforhimthathehaddonewell,butnowIcouldseethathisstrengthwasgoingonhiminspiteofhimself。Heknewit,allright,forwhenwerestedthatdayhetookallthegoldcoinsandspreadtheminarow,andcountedthem,andputthembackinhispocket,andthenallofasuddensnatchedouttwohandfulsandthrewthemasfarashecould。
\"Tooheavy,\"hemuttered,butthatwasallhecouldbringhimselftothrowaway。
Allthatnightwewanderedhighintheair。Iguesswetriedtokeepageneraldirection,butIdon\'tknow。Anyway,alonglate,butbeforemoonrise——shewasnowonthewane——Icameto,andfoundmyselflookingovertheedgeofatwenty-footdrop。RightbelowmeImadeoutafaintglimmerofwhiteearthinthestarlight。SomehowitremindedmeofalittletrailIusedtoknowunderabigrockbackinTexas。
\"Here\'satrail,\"Ithought,morethanhalfloco;\"I\'llfollowit!\"
Atleastthat\'swhathalfofmethought。Theotherhalfwassensible,andknewbetter,butitseemedtobekindofstandingtooneside,alittlescornful,watchingtheperformance。SoI
slidandslippeddowntothestripofwhiteearth,and,sureenough,itwasatrail。Atthatthelocohalfofmegavethesensiblepartthelaugh。Ifollowedthepathtwentyfeetandcametoadarkhollowundertherock,andinitaroundpoolofwateraboutafootacross。Theysayamankillshimselfdrinkingtoomuch,afterstarvingforwater。Thatmaybe,butitdidn\'tkillme,andIsuckedupallIcouldhold。Perhapsthefishhookcactushadhelped。Well,sir,itwassurprisinghowthatdrinkbroughtmearound。AminutebeforeI\'dbeenontheedgeofgoingplumbloco,andhereIwasasclear-headedasalawyer。
IhuntedupDentonandSchwartz。Theydrank,themselvesfull,too。Thenwerested。Itwasmightyhardtoleavethatspring——
Oh,wehadtodoit。We\'dhavestarvedsure,there。Thetrailwasagametrail,butthatdidusnogood,forwehadnoweapons。
Howwedidwishforthecoffeepot,sowecouldtakesomeaway。
Wefilledourhats,andcarriedthemaboutthreehours,beforethewaterbegantosoakthrough。Thenwehadtodrinkitinordertosaveit。
Thecountryfairlystooduponend。Wehadtoclimbseparatelittlehillssoastoavoidrollingrocksdownoneachother。Ittookitoutofus。Aboutthistimewebegantoseemountainsheep。Theywouldcomerightuptotheedgesofthesmallcliffstolookatus。Wethrewstonesatthem,hopingtohitoneintheforehead,butofcoursewithoutanyresults。
Thegoodeffectsofthewaterlastedusaboutaday。Thenwebegantoseethingsagain。OffandonIcouldseewaterplainascouldbeineveryhollow,andgameofallkindsstandingaroundandlookingatme。Iknewthesewereallfakes。BymakinganeffortIcouldswingthingsaroundtowheretheybelonged。I
usedtodothateveryonceinawhile,justtobesureweweren\'tdoublingback,andtolookoutforrealwater。Butmostofthetimeitdidn\'tseemtobeworthwhile。Ijustletallthesevisionsriotaroundandhaveagoodtimeinsidemeoroutsideme,whicheveritwas。IknewIcouldgetridofthemanyminute。
Mostofthetime,ifIwasinanydoubt,itwaseasiertothrowastonetoseeiftheanimalswererealornot。Therealonesranaway。
Webegantoseebandsofwildhorsesintheuplands。OnedaybothDentonandIplainlysawonewithsaddlemarksonhim。Ifonlyoneofushadseenhim,itwouldn\'thavecountedmuch,butwebothmadehimout。Thisencourageduswonderfully,thoughI
don\'tseewhyitshouldhave。Wehadtoppedthehighcountry,too,andhadstarteddowntheothersideofthemountainsthatranoutonthepromontory。DentonandIwerestillnavigatingwithoutanythoughtofgivingup,butSchwartzwasgettinginbadshape。I\'dhatetopacktwentypoundsoverthatcountryevenwithrest,food,andwater。Hewastotingitonnothing。Wetoldhimso,andhecametoseeit,buthenevercouldpersuadehimselftogetridofthegoldallatonce。Insteadhethrewawaythepiecesonebyone。Eachsacrificeseemedtonervehimupforanotherheat。Icanshutmyeyesandseeitnow——thewide,glaring,yellowcountry,thepasteboardmountains,wethreedraggingalong,andthefiercesunshineflashingfromthedoubloonsasonebyonetheywentspinningthroughtheair。
CHAPTERFOURTEEN,THECHEWEDSUGARCANE
\"I\'dliketohavetrailedyoufellows,\"sighedavoicefromthecorner。
\"Wouldyou!\"saidColoradoRogersgrimly。
Itwasfivedaystothenextwater。Buttheywereworsethantheeightdaysbefore。Wewerelucky,however,foratthespringwediscoveredinadeepwashnearthecoast,wasthedried-upskullofahorse。Ithadbeentherealongtime,butafewshredsofdriedfleshstillclungtoit。Itwastheonlythingthatcouldbedescribedasfoodthathadpassedourlipssincebreakfastthirteendaysbefore。Inthattimewehadcrossedthemountainchain,andhadcomeagaintothesea。TheLordwasgoodtous。
Hesentusthewater,andthehorse\'sskull,andthesmoothhardbeach,withoutbreaksorthenecessityofclimbinghills。Andweneededit,oh,Ipromiseyou,weneededit!
Idoubtifanyofuscouldhavekeptthedirectionexceptbysuchanobviousandcontinuouslandmarkastheseatoourleft。Ithardlyseemedworthwhiletofocusmymind,butIdiditoccasionallyjustbywayoftestingmyself。Schwartzstillthrewawayhisgoldcoins,andonce,inoneofmyrareintervalsoflookingaboutme,IsawDentonpickingthemup。Thissurprisedmemildly,butIwastootiredtobeverycurious。Onlynow,whenIsawSchwartz\'sarmsweepoutinwhathadbecomeamechanicalmovement,Ialwaystookpainstolook,andalwaysI
sawDentonsearchforthecoin。Sometimeshefoundit,andsometimeshedidnot。
Thefiguresofmycompanionsandtheyellow-browntidesandundermyfeet,andaconsciousnessoftheblueandwhiteseatomyleft,areallIremember,exceptwhenwehadtopullourselvestogetherforthepurposeofcuttingfishhookcactus。Ikeptgoing,andIknewIhadagoodreasonfordoingso,butitseemedtoomuchofanefforttorecallwhatthatreasonwas。
Schwartzthrewawayagoldpieceasanothermanwouldtakeastimulant。Gradually,withoutreallythinkingaboutit,Icametoseethis,andthenwentontosabewhyDentonpickedupthecoins;andagreatadmirationforDenton\'sclevernessseepedthroughmelikewaterthroughthesand。HewassavingthecoinstokeepSchwartzgoing。Whenthelastcoinwent,Schwartzwouldgiveout。Itallsoundsqueernow,butitseemedallrightthen——anditWASallright,too。
Sowewalkedonthebeach,losingentiretrackoftime。AndafteralongintervalIcametomyselftoseeSchwartzlyingonthesand,andDentonstandingoverhim。Ofcoursewe\'dallbeenfallingdownalot,butalwaysbeforewe\'dgotupagain。
\"He\'sgiveout,\"croakedDenton。
Hisvoicesoundedasifitwasmilesaway,whichsurprisedme,but,whenIanswered,minesoundedmilesaway,too,whichsurprisedmestillmore。
Dentonpulledoutahandfulofgoldcoins。
\"Thiswillbuyhimsomemorewalk,\"saidhegravely,\"butnotmuch。\"
Inodded。Itseemedallright,thisnew,strangepurchasingpowerofgold——itWASallright,byGod,andasrealasbuyingbricks——
\"I\'llgoon,\"saidDenton,\"andsendbackhelp。Youcomeafter。\"
\"ToMollyhay!\"saidI。
ThisfarIreckonwe\'dhungontoourselvesbecauseitwasserious。NowIbegantolaugh。SodidDenton。Welaughedandlaughed。
\"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay。\"
saidI。Thenwelaughedsomemore,untilthetearsrandownourcheeks,andwehadtoholdourpoorweaksides。Prettysoonwefetchedupwithagasp。
\"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay,\"
whisperedDenton,andthenoffwewentintomoreshrieks。Andwhenwewouldsoberdownalittle,oneortheotherofuswouldsayitagain;
\"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay,\"
andthenwe\'dlaughsomemore。Itmusthavebeenasweetsight!
AtlastIrealisedthatweoughttopullourselvestogether,soI
snubbedupshort,andDentondidthesame,andwesettolayingplans。Buteveryminuteorsooneofuswouldcatchonsomeword,andthenwe\'dtrailoffintorhymesandlaughterandrepetition。
\"Keephimgoingaslongasyoucan,\"saidDenton。
\"Yes。\"
\"Andbesuretosticktothebeach。\"
Thatfaritwasallrightandclear-headed。Buttheword\"beach\"
letusout。
\"I\'mapeachUponthebeach,\"
singsI,andtherewewerebothoffagainuntiloneortheothermanagedtogropehiswaybacktocommonsenseagain。Andsometimeswecrow-hoppedsolemnlyaroundandaroundtheprostrateSchwartzlikeapairofInjins。
Butsomehowwegotourplanlaidatlast,slippedthecoinsintoSchwartz\'spocket,andsaidgood-bye。
\"Oldsocks,good-bye,YoubetI\'lltry,\"
yelledDenton,andlaughingfittokill,dancedoffupthebeach,andoutintoasortofgreymistthatshutoffeverythingbeyondacertaindistancefrommenow。
SoIkickedSchwartz,hefeltinhispocket,threwagoldpieceaway,and\"boughtalittlemorewalk。\"
Myentirevisionwasfiftyfeetorsoacross。Beyondthatwasgreymist。InsidemycircleIcouldseethesandquiteplainlyandDenton\'sfootprints。IfImovedalittletotheleft,thewashofthewaterswouldlapundertheedgeofthatgreycurtain。
IfImovedtotheright,Icametocliffs。ThenearerIdrewtothem,thefartherupIcouldsee,butIcouldneverseetothetop。ItusedtoamusemetomovethisareaofconsciousnessabouttoseewhatIcouldfind。Actualphysicalsufferingwasbeginningtodull,andmyheadseemedtobegettingclearer。
Oneday,withoutanyapparentreason,Imovedatrightanglesacrossthebeach。Directlybeforemelayapieceofsugarcane,andoneendofithadbeenchewed。
Doyouknowwhatthatmeant?Animalsdon\'tcutsugarcaneandbringittothebeachandchewoneend。Anewstrengthranthroughme,andactuallythegreymistthinnedandliftedforamoment,untilIcouldmakeoutdimlythelineofcliffsandthetumblingsea。
Iwasnotabithungry,butIchewedonthesugarcane,andmadeSchwartzdothesame。WhenwewentonIkeptclosetothecliff,eventhoughthewalkingwassomewhatheavier。
Irememberafterthatitsgettingdarkandthenlightagain,sothenightmusthavepassed,butwhetherwerestedorwalkedIdonotknow。Probablywedidnotgetveryfar,thoughcertainlywestaggeredaheadaftersun-up,forIremembermyshadow。
Aboutmidday,Isuppose,Imadeoutadimtrailleadingupabreakinthecliffs。Plentyofsuchtrailswehadseenbefore。
Theyweregenerallymadebypeccariesinsearchofcast-upfish——
Ihopetheyhadbetterluckthanwe。
Butinthemiddleofthis,asthoughforasign,layanotherpieceofchewedsugarcane。
CHAPTERFIFTEEN
THECALABASHSTEW
IhadagreedwithDentontosticktothebeach,butSchwartzcouldnotlastmuchlonger,andIhadnottheslightestideahowfaritmightprovetobetoMollyhay。SoIturnedupthetrail。
Weclimbedamountaintenthousandfeethigh。Imeanthat;andI
know,forI\'veclimbedthemthathigh,andIknowjusthowitfeels,andhowmanytimesyouhavetorest,andhowlongittakes,andhowmuchitknocksoutofyou。Thosearethethingsthatcountinmeasuringheight,andsoItellyouweclimbedthatfar。ActuallyIsupposethehillwasacoupleofhundredfeet,ifnotless。ButonaccountofthegreymistImentioned,I
couldnotseethetop,andtheillusionwascomplete。
Wereachedthesummitlateintheafternoon,forthesunwassquareinoureyes。Butinsteadofblindingme,itseemedtoclearmysight,sothatIsawbelowmealittlemudhutwithsmokerisingbehindit,andasmallpatchofcultivatedground。
I\'llpassoverhowIfeltaboutit:theyhaven\'tmadethewords——
Well,westumbleddownthetrailandintothehut。AtfirstI
thoughtitwasempty,butafteraminuteIsawaveryoldmancrouchedinacorner。AsIlookedathimheraisedhisblearedeyestome,hisheadswingingslowlyfromsidetosideasthoughwithakindofpalsy。Hecouldnotseeme,thatwasevident,norhearme,butsomeinstinctnotyetdecayedturnedhimtowardanewpresenceintheroom。InmywilddesireforwaterIfoundroomtothinkthatherewasamanevenworseoffthanmyself。
Avesselofwaterwasinthecorner。Idrankit。ItwasmorethanIcouldhold,butIdrankevenafterIwasfilled,andthewasteranfromthecornersofmymouth。IhadforgottenSchwartz。Theexcessmademealittlesick,butIhelddownwhatIhadswallowed,andIreallybelieveitsoakedintomysystemasitdoesintothedesertearthafteradrought。
InamomentorsoItookthevesselandfilleditandgaveittoSchwartz。Thenitseemedtomethatmyresponsibilityhadended。
Asuddengreatdreamylassitudecameoverme。IknewIneededfood,butIhadnowishforit,andnoambitiontosearchitout。
Themaninthecornermumbledatmewithhistoothlessgums。I
rememberwonderingifwewerealltostarvetherepeacefullytogether——Schwartzandhisremaininggoldcoins,themanfargoneinyears,andmyself。Ididnotgreatlycare。
Afterawhilethelightwasblottedout。Therefollowedaslightpause。ThenIknewthatsomeonehadflowntomyside,andwaskneelingbesidemeandsayingliquid,pityingthingsinMexican。
Iswallowedsomethinghotandstrong。InamomentIcamebackfromwhereverIwasdrifting,tolookupataMexicangirlabouttwentyyearsold。
Shewasnogreatmatterinlooks,butsheseemedlikeanangeltomethen。Andshehadsense。Noquestions,nonothing。Justbusiness。TheonlythingsheaskedofmewasifIunderstoodSpanish。
Thenshetoldmethatherbrotherwouldbebacksoon,thattheywereverypoor,thatshewassorryshehadnomeattoofferme,thattheywereVERYpoor,thatalltheyhadwascalabash——asortofsquash。Allthistimeshewasbustlingthingstogether。NextthingIknowIhadabigbowlofcalabashstewbetweenmyknees。
Now,strangelyenough,Ihadnogreatinterestinthatcalabashstew。Itastedit,satandthoughtawhile,andtasteditagain。
ByandbyIhademptiedthebowl。Itwasgettingdark。Iwasverysleepy。Amancamein,butIwastoodrowsytopayanyattentiontohim。Iheardthesoundofvoices。ThenIwaspickedupbodilyandcarriedtoanout-buildingandlaidonapileofskins。Ifelttheweightofablanketthrownoverme——
Iawokeinthenight。Mindyou,Ihadpracticallyhadnorestatallforamatterofmorethantwoweeks,yetIwokeinafewhours。And,remember,evenineatingthecalabashstewIhadfeltnohungerinspiteofmylongfast。ButnowIfoundmyselfravenous。Youboysdonotknowwhathungeris。ItHURTS。AndalltherestofthatnightIlayawakechewingontherawhideofapack-saddlethathungnearme。
NextmorningtheyoungMexicanandhissistercametousearly,bringingmorecalabashstew。Ifellonitlikeawildanimal,andjustwallowedinit,soeagerwasItoeat。Theystoodandwatchedme——andIsupposeSchwartz,too,thoughIhadnowlostinterestinanyonebutmyself——glancingateachotherinpityfromtimetotime。
WhenIhadfinishedthemantoldmethattheyhaddecidedtokillabeefsowecouldhavemeat。Theywereverypoor,butGodhadbroughtustothem——
Iappreciatedthisafterward。AtthetimeImerelycaughtattheword\"meat。\"ItseemedtomeIcouldhaveeatentheanimalentire,hide,hoofs,andtallow。Asamatteroffact,itwasmightyluckytheydidn\'thaveanymeat。Iftheyhad,we\'dprobablyhavekilledourselveswithit。Isupposethecalabashwasaboutthebestthingforusunderthecircumstances。
TheMexicanwentouttohuntuphishorse。Icalledthegirlback。
\"HowfarisittoMollyhay?\"Iaskedher。
\"Aleague,\"saidshe。
Sowebadbeennearourjourney\'sendafterall,andDentonwasprobablyallright。
TheMexicanwentawayhorseback。Thegirlfeduscalabash。Wewaited。
Aboutoneo\'clockagroupofhorsemenrodeoverthehill。WhentheycamenearenoughIrecognisedDentonattheirhead。Thatmanwasoftemperedsteel——
Theyhadfollowedbackalongthebeach,caughtourtrailwherewehadturnedoff,andsodiscoveredus。Dentonhadfortunatelyfoundkindandintelligentpeople。
Wesaidgood-byetotheMexicangirl。ImadeSchwartzgiveheroneofhisgoldpieces。
ButDentoncouldnotwaitforustosay\"hullo\"even,hewassoanxioustogetbacktotown,sowemountedthehorseshehadbroughtus,androdeoff,verywobbly。
WelivedthreeweeksinMollyhay。Ittookusthatlongtogetfedup。TheladyIstayedwithmadeadishofkidmeatandstuffedolives——
Why,anhourafterfillingmyselfuptothemuzzleI\'dbehungryagain,andscoutingroundtohouseslookingformoretoeat!
Wetalkedthingsoveragooddeal,afterwehadgainedalittlestrength。IwantedtotakealittleflyeratGuaymastoseeifI
couldrunacrossthisHandySolomonperson,butDentonpointedoutthatAndersonwouldbeexpectingjustthat,andwouldtakemightygoodcaretobescarce。Hisideawasthatwe\'ddobettertogetholdofaboatandsomewatercasks,andlugoffthetreasurewehadstumbledover。Dentontoldusthattheideaofgoingbackandscoopingallthatdineroupwithashovelhadkepthimgoing,justastheideaofgettingevenwithAndersonhadkeptmegoing。Schwartzsaidthatafterhe\'dcarriedthatheavygoldoverthefirstday,hemadeuphismindhe\'dgetthespendingofitorbust。That\'swhyhehatedsotothrowitaway。
Therewerelotsoffishingboatsintheharbour,andwehiredone,andamantorunitfornexttonothingaweek。Welaidacoursenorth,andinsixdaysanchoredinourbay。
Itellyouitlookedqueer。Therewerethecharredsticksofthefire,andthecoffeepotlyingonitsside。WetookoffourhatsatpoorBilly\'sgraveaminute,andthenclimbedoverthecholla-coveredhillcarryingourpicksandshovels,andthecanvassackstotakethetreasureawayin。
Therewasnotroubleinreachingthesandyflat。Butwhenwegottherewefoundittornupfromoneendtotheother。Afewscatteredtimbersandthreeemptychestswiththecoverspriedoffaloneremained。HandySolomonhadbeentherebeforeus。
Wewentbacktoourboatsickatheart。Nobodysaidaword。WewentaboardandmadeourGreaserboatmanheadforYuma。Ittookusaweektogetthere。Wewereallofusglum,butDentonwastheworstofthelot。Evenafterwe\'dgotbacktotownandfallenintoouroldwaysoflife,hecouldn\'tseemtogetoverit。Heseemedplumbpossessedofgloom,andmopedaroundlikeachickenwiththepip。Thissurprisedme,forIdidn\'tthinkthelossofmoneywouldhithimsohard。Itdidn\'thitanyofusveryhardinthosedays。
OneeveningItookhimasideandfedhimadrink,andexpostulatedwithhim。
\"Oh,HELL,Rogers,\"heburstout,\"Idon\'tcareabouttheloot。
But,sufferingcats,thinkhowthatfellowsizedusupforalotofpattern-madefools;andhowrighthewasabout,it。Whyallhedidwastosailoutofsightaroundthenextcorner。Heknewwe\'dstartacrosscountry;andwedid。Allwehadtodowastolaylow,andsaveourlegs。HewasBOUNDtocomeback。Andwemighthavenailedhimwhenhelanded。\"
\"That\'saboutalltherewastoit,\"concludedColoradoRogers,afterapause,\"——exceptthatI\'vebeenlookingforhimeversince,andwhenIheardyousingingthatsongInaturallythoughtI\'dlanded。\"
\"Andyouneversawhimagain?\"askedWindyBill。
\"Well,\"chuckledRogers,\"Ididabouttenyearlater。ItwasinTucson。Iwasinthebackofastore,whenthedoorinfrontopenedandthismancamein。Hestoppedatthelittlecigar-casebythedoor。InaboutonejumpIwasonhisneck。Ijerkedhimoverbackwardsbeforeheknewwhathadstruckhim,threwhimonhisface,gotmyhandsinhisback-hair,andbegantojumphisfeaturesagainstthefloor。ThenallatonceInotedthatthismanhadtwoarms;soofcoursehewasthewrongfellow。\"Oh,excuseme,\"saidI,andranoutthebackdoor。\"
CHAPTERSIXTEEN
THEHONK-HONKBREED
ItwasSundayattheranch。Forawondertheweatherbadbeenfavourable;thewindmillswereallworking,thebogshaddriedup,thebeefhadlastedover,theremudahadnotstrayed——inshort,therewasnothingtodo。Sanghadgivenusabakedbread-puddingwithraisinsinit。Wefilledit——inawashbasinfullofit——ontopofafewincidentalpoundsofchilecon,bakedbeans,sodabiscuits,\"airtights,\"andotherdelicacies。Thenweadjournedwithourpipestotheshadysideoftheblacksmith\'sshopwherewecouldwatchtheravensontoptheadobewallofthecorral。Somebodytoldastoryaboutravens。Thisledtoroad-runners。Thissuggestedrattlesnakes。TheystartedWindyBill。
\"Speakin\'ofsnakes,\"saidWindy,\"Imindwhentheycatchedthegreat-granddaddyofallthebullsnakesupatLeadintheBlackHills。Iwasonlyakidthen。Thiswasn\'tnosuchtur\'blelongasnake,buthewasmore\'nafootthick。Lookedjustlikeasahuarostalk。MannameofTerwilligerSmithcatchedit。HenamedthisyerebullsnakeClarence,andgotitsoplumbgentleitfollowedhimeverywhere。OnedayoldP。T。BarnumcomealongandwantedtobuythisClarencesnake——offeredTerwilligerathousandcold——butSmithwouldn\'tpartwiththesnakenohow。SofinallytheyfixedupadealsoSmithcouldgoalongwiththeshow。TheyshovedClarenceinaboxinthebaggagecar,butafterawhileMr。Snakegetssolonesomehegnawsoutandstartstocrawlbacktofindhismaster。Justasheishalf-waybetweenthebaggagecarandthesmoker,thecouplin\'giveway——rightonthatheavygradebetweenCusterandRockyPoint。Well,sir,Clarencewoundhishead\'roundonebrakewheelandhistailaroundtheother,andheldthattraintogethertothebottomofthegrade。Butitstretchedhimtwenty-eightfeetandtheyhadtoadvertisehimasaboa-constrictor。\"
WindyBill\'sstoryofthefaithfulbullsnakearousedtoreminiscencethegrizzledstranger,whothereuponheldforthasfollows:
Wall,I\'veseethingsandI\'veheerdthings,someofthemornery,andsomeyou\'dlovetobelieve,theywasthatgorgeousandimprobable。Nat\'ralhistorywasalwaysmyhobbyandsportin\'
eventsmyspecialpleasureandthisyarnofWindy\'sremindsmeoftheonlychanstIeverhadtoringinbusinessandpleasureandhobbyallinonegrandmerry-go-roundofjoy。Itcomeaboutlikethis:
Oneday,afewyearback,Iwassittin\'onthebeachatSantaBarbarawatchin\'theskystayup,andwonderin\'whattodowithmyyear\'swages,whenalittlesquinch-eyeround-facewithbigbowspectaclescameandplumpeddownbesideme。
\"Didyoueverstoptothink,\"sayshe,shovin\'backhishat,\"thatifthehorsepowerdeliveredbythemwavesonthisbeachinonesinglehourcouldbeconcentratedbehindwashin\'machines,itwouldbeenoughtowashalltheshirtsforacityoffourhundredandfifty-onethousandonehundredandthirty-sixpeople?\"
\"Can\'tsayIeverdid,\"saysI,squintin\'athimsideways。
\"Fact,\"sayshe,\"anddiditeveroccurtoyouthatifallthefoodamaneatsinthecourseofanaturallifecouldbegatheredtogetheratonetime,itwouldfillawagon-traintwelvemileslong?\"
\"Youmakemehungry,\"saysI。
\"Andain\'titinterestin\'toreflect,\"hegoeson,\"thatifallthefinger-nailparin\'softhehumanraceforoneyearwastobecollectedandsubjectedtohydraulicpressureitwouldequalinsizethepyramidofCheops?\"
\"Lookyere,\"saysI,sittin\'up,\"didYOUeverpausetoexcogitatethatifallthehotairyouisdispensin\'wastobecollectedtogetheritwouldfillaballoonbigenoughtowaftyouandmeoverthatBullyvardofPalmstoyonderginmillonthecorner?\"
Hedidn\'tsaynothin\'tothat——justyankedmetomyfeet,facedmetowardstheginmillabovementioned,andexertedconsiderablepressureonmyarminurgin\'ofmeforward。
\"Youain\'tsomuchofadreamer,afterall,\"thinksI。\"Inimportantmattersyouareplumbdecisive。\"
Wesatdownatlittletables,andmyfriendorderedabeerandachickensandwich。
\"Chickens,\"sayshe,gazin\'atthesandwich,\"isadollarapieceinthiscountry,andplumbscarce。Didyoueverpausetoponderoverthereturnschickenswouldgiveonasmallinvestment?Sayyoustartwithtenhens。Eachhatchesoutthirteenaigs,ofwhichallowalossofsaysixforchildishaccidents。Attheendoftheyearyouhaseightychickens。Attheendoftwoyearsthatflockhasincreasedtosixhundredandtwenty。Attheendofthethirdyear——\"
Hehadthemedicinetongue!Tendayslaterhimandmewasoccupyin\'ofanoldranchfiftymilefromanywhere。Whentheyrunstage-coachesthisjointusedtobearoadhouse。Theoutlookwasonaboutathousandlittlebrownfoothills。Aroadtwomilesfourrodstwofooteleveninchesinsightrunbyinfrontofus。
Itcomeoveronefoothillanddisappearedoveranother。Iknowjusthowlongitwas,forlaterinthegameImeasuredit。
Outbackwasaboutahundredlittlewirechickencorralsfilledwithchickens。Wehadtwokinds。Thatwasthedoin\'sofTuscarora。MypardnercalledhimselfTuscaroraMaxillary。I
askedhimonceifthatwashisrealname。
\"It\'stherealestlittleoldnameyoueverheerdtellof,\"sayshe。\"Iknow,forImadeitmyself——likedthesoundofher。
Parentsain\'tgotnorightstonametheirchildren。Parentsdon\'thavetobecalledthemnames。\"
Well,thesechickens,asIsaid,wasoftwokinds。Thefirstwastheselow-set,heavyweightpropositionswithfeathersontheirlaigs,andnotmuchlaigsatthat,calledCochinChinys。Theotherwasatallridiculousoutfitmadeupentireofbulgin\'
breastandganglelaigs。Theystoodabouttwofootandahalftall,andwhentheywenttopeckthegroundtheirtailfeathersstuckstraightuptothesky。Tuskycalled\'emJapaneseGames。
\"Whichthechiefadvantageofthemchickensis,\"sayshe,\"thatinweightaboutninetypercentof\'emisbreastmeat。Nowmyideeis,thatifwecancross\'emwiththeseCochinChinyfowlswe\'llhavealow-hung,heavyweightchickenrunnin\'strongonbreastmeat。TheseJapGamesistoosmall,butifwecanbring\'emupinsizeandshortentheirlaigs,we\'llshorehaveawinner。\"
Thatlookedgoodtome,sowestartedinonthatidee。Thetheerywasbully,butshedidn\'tworkout。ThefirstbroodswehatchedgrowedupwithbighuskyCochinChinybodiesandlittleshortnecks,percheduponlaigsthreefootlong。Themchickenscouldn\'treachgroundnohow。Wehadtobuildatablefor\'emtoeatoff,andwhentheywentoutrustlin\'forthemselvestheyhadtoconfinethemselvestosidehillsorflyin\'insects。Theirbreastswasallright,though——\"Andthinkofthemdrumsticksfortheboardinghousetrade!\"saysTusky。
Sofarthingswasn\'tsobad。Wehadagoodgrubstake。Tuskyandmeusedtofeedthemchickenstwictaday,andthenusedtosetaroundwatchin\'theplayfulcritterschasegrasshoppersupan\'
downthewirecorrals,whileTuskyfiggeredoutwhat\'dhappenifsomebodywasdumfoolenoughtogatherupsomethin\'andfixitinbasketsorwagonsorsuch。Thatwaswhereweshowedourignoranceofchickens。
OnedayinthespringIhitchedup,rustledadozenoftheyoungstersintocoops,anddruvovertotherailroadtomakeourfirstsale。Icouldn\'tfoldthemchickensupintothemcoopsatfirst,butthenIstuckthecoopsuponaidgeandtheyworkedallright,thoughIwilladmittheywasacomicalsight。AttherailroadoneofthemtoweristtrainshadjustsloweddowntoahaltasIcomeup,andthetoweristwasparadin\'upanddownallowin\'theywasparticularenjoyin\'ofthewarmCalifornysunshine。Oneoldterrapin,withgreychinwhiskers,projectedover,withhiswife,andtookapeekthroughtheslatsofmycoop。Hestraighteneduplikesomeonehadtouchedhimoffwithared-hotpoker。
\"Stranger,\"saidhe,inascaredkindofwhisper,\"what\'sthem?\"
\"Them\'schickens,\"saysI。
Hetookanotherlonglook。
\"Marthy,\"sayshetotheoldwoman,\"thiswillbeaboutall!WecomeoutfromIowaytoseetheWondersofCaliforny,butIcan\'tgonothin\'strongerthanthis。Iftheseischickens,Idon\'twanttoseenoBigTrees。\"
Well,Isoldthemchickensallrightforadollarandtwobits,whichwasbetterthanIexpected,andgotanorderformore。
AbouttendayslaterIgotaletterfromthecommissionhouse。
\"Wearereturnin\'asampleofyourArtsandCraftschickenswiththelovin\'marksoftheteethstillontohim,\"saysthey。\"Don\'tsendanymoretilltheystopspursuin\'ofthenimblegrasshopper。
Dentistbillwillfoller。\"
Withthelettercametheremainsofoneofthechickens。TuskyandI,veryindignant,cookedherforsupper。Shewastough,allright。Wethoughtshemightdobetterbiled,soweputherinthepotovernight。Narybit。Well,thenwegotinterested。
Tuskykep\'thefiregoin\'andIrustledgreasewood。Wecookedherthreedaysandthreenights。Attheendofthattimeshewassortofpaleandfrazzled,butstillgivin\'pointstothree-year-oldjerkyoncohesionandotheruncompromisin\'forcesofNature。Weburiedherthen,andwentoutbacktorecuperate。
Therewecouldgazeonthesmilin\'landscape,dottedbyaboutfourhundredlong-laiggedchickensswoopin\'hereandthereaftergrasshoppers。
\"Wegottostopthat,\"saysI。
\"Wecan\'t,\"murmuredTusky,inspired。\"Wecan\'t。It\'sbornin\'em;it\'saprimalinstinct,liketheloveofamotherforheryoung,anditcan\'tbeeradicated!Themchickensisconstructedbyadivineprovidencefortheexpresspurposeofchasin\'
grasshoppers,jestasthebeaverismadeforbuildin\'dams,andthecow-puncherismadeforwhiskyandfaro-games。Wecan\'tkeep\'emfromit。Ifwewastoshut\'eminadarkcellar,they\'dflopafterimaginarygrasshoppersintheirdreams,anddieemaciatedinthemidstofplenty。Jimmy,we\'reupagintheCosmos,theoversoul——\"Oh,hehadthemedicinetongue,Tuskyhad,andrisin\'onthewingsofeloquencethatway,hehadmefadedintenminutes。InfifteenIwasweddedsolidtothenotionthatthebottomhaddroppedoutofthechickenbusiness。
Ithinknowthatifwe\'dshutthemhensup,wemighthave——still,Idon\'tknow;theywasagooddealinwhatTuskysaid。
\"TuscaroraMaxillary,\"saysI,\"didyoueverstoptoentertainthatbeautifulthoughtthatifallthedumfoolishnesspossessednowbythehumanracecouldbegatheredtogether,andlinedupalongsideofus,thefirstfellertocomealongwouldsaytoit\'Why,hello,Solomon!\'\"
Wequitthenotionofchickensforprofitrightthenandthere,butwecouldn\'tquittheplace。Wehadn\'tmuchmoney,foronething,andthenwe,kindoflikedloafin\'aroundandraisin\'alittlegardentruck,and——oh,well,Imightaswellsayso,wehadanotionaboutplacersinthedrywashbackofthehouseyouknowhowitis。Sowestayedon,andkepta-raisin\'theselong-laigsforthefunofit。Iusedtoliketowatch\'emprojectin\'around,andIfed\'emtwictadayaboutasusual。
SoTuskyandIlivedalonetheretogether,happyasducksinArizona。Aboutonc\'tinamonthsomebody\'dpikealongtheroad。
Shewasn\'tmuchofaroad,generallymorechuckholesthanbumps,thoughsometimesitwastheotherwayaround。UnlessithappenedtobeamanhorsebackormaybeafreighterwithoutthefearofGodinhissoul,wedidn\'thavenowordswiththem;theywastoobusycussin\'thehighwaysandgenerallytoomadforsocialdiscourses。
Onedayearlyintheyear,whenthe\'dobemudmaderutstoaddtothebumps,oneoftheseautomobeelswentpast。ItwasthefirstTuskyandmehadseeninthemparts,sowerunouttoviewher。
Owin\'tothehighspotsontheroad,shelookedlikeoneofthesemovin\'picters,astoblurandwobble;soundedlikeacyclonemingledwithcuss-words,andsmeltlikehellonhousecleanin\'
day。
\"Whichthemfolksdon\'tseemtobeenjoyin\'ofthescenery,\"saysItoTusky。\"Doyoureckonthattherebluetrailissmokefromthemachineorremarksfromtheinhabitantsthereof?\"
Tuskyraisedhisheadandsniffedlongandinquirin\'。
\"It\'slangwidge,\"sayshe。\"Didyoueverstoptothinkthatallthewordsinthedictionarystretchedendtoendwouldreach——\"
ButatthatminuteIcatchedsightofsomethin\'brasslyin\'intheroad。Itprovedtobeacurled-upsortofhornwitharubberbulbontheend。Isquozethebulbandjumpedtwentyfootovertheremarkshemade。
\"Jarredoffthemachine,\"saysTusky。
\"Oh,didit?\"saysI,mynervesstillwrong。\"Ithoughtmaybeithadgrowedupfromthesoillikeatoadstool。\"
Aboutthistimeweabolishedthewirechickencorrals,becauseweneededsomeofthewire。Themlong-laigsthereuponscatteredallovertheflatsearchin\'outtheirprey。WhenfeedtimecomeI
hadtoscreechmylungsoutgettin\'of\'emin,andthensometimestheydidn\'tallhear。Itwasplumbdiscouragin\',andImightynighmadeupmymindtoquit\'em,buttheyhadcometobesortofpets,andIhatedtoturn\'emdown。ItusedtotickleTuskyalmosttodeathtoseemeouttherehollerin\'awaylikeanoldbull-frog。Heusedtocomeoutreg\'lar,withhispipelit,justtoenjoyme。FinallyIgotmadandopeneduponhim。
\"Oh,\"heexplains,\"itjustplumbamusesmetoseethedumfoolathischildishwork。Whydon\'tyouteach\'emtocometothatbrasshorn,andsaveyourvoice?\"
\"Tusky,\"saysI,withfeelin\',\"sometimesyoudoseemtogetaglimmerofrealsense。\"
Well,firstoffthemchickensusedtothrowback-sommersetsoverthathorn。Youhavenoideehowslowchickensistolearnthings。Icouldtellyouthingsaboutchickens——say,thisyerebluffaboutroostersbein\'gallantisallwrong。I\'vewatched\'em。Whenonefindsanicefeedhegobblesitsofastthatthepiecesfollerdownhisthroatlikeyearlin\'sthroughaholeinthefence。It\'sonlywhenhescratchesupameaslyone-grainquick-lunchthathecallsupthehensandstandsnobleandself-sacrificin\'tooneside。Thatain\'tthepoint,whichis,thataftertwomonthsIhadthemlong-laigssothey\'ddropeverythin\'andcomekitin\'attheHONK-HONKofthathorn。Itwasapurtysighttosee\'em,sailin\'infromalldirectionstwentyfootatastride。Iwasproudof\'em,andnamed\'emtheHonk-honkBreed。Wedidn\'thavenoothers,forbynowthecoyotesandbob-catshadnailedthestraight-breds。Therewasn\'tnowildcatorcoyotecouldcatchoneofmyHonk-honks,no,sir!
Wemadealittleonourplacer——justenoughtokeepinterested。
Thenthesupervisorsdecidedtofixourroad,andwhat\'smore,THEYDONEIT!That\'stheonlypartinthisyarnthat\'shardtobelieve,but,boys,you\'llhavetotakeitonfaith。Theyploughedher,andcrownedher,andscrapedher,androlledher,andwhentheymovedonwehadthefanciesthighwayintheStateofCaliforny。
Thatnoon——thedaytheycalledherajob——TuskyandIsatsmokin\'
ourpipesasperusual,whenwayoverthefoothillsweseenacloudofdustandfainttoourcarswasboreawhizzin\'sound。
Thechickenswasgatheredunderthecottonwoodfortheheatoftheday,buttheydidn\'tpaynoattention。Thenfaint,butclear,weheardanotherofthembrasshorns:
\"Honk!honk!\"saysit,andeveryoneofthemchickenswokeup,andstoodatattention。
\"Honk!honk!\"itholleredclearerandnearer。
Thenoverthehillcomeanautomobeel,blowin\'vigorousateveryjump。
\"MyGod!\"IyellstoTusky,kickin\'overmychair,asIspringstomyfeet。\"Stop\'em!Stop\'em!\"
Butitwastoolate。Outthegatesprintedthempoordevotedchickens,anduptheroadtheytrailedinvainpursuit。Thelastweseenof\'emwasaminglingofdustanddimfiggersgoin\'
thirtymileanhourafteradisappearin\'automobeel。
Thatwasallweseenforthemoment。Aboutthreeo\'clockthefirststragglercamelimpin\'in,hiswingshangin\',hismouthopen,hiseyesglazedwiththeheat。Bysundownfourteenhadreturned。Alltheresthaddisappearedutter;weneverseen\'emagain。Ireckontheyjustnaturallyrunthemselvesintoasunstrokeanddiedontheroad。
Ittakesalongtimetolearnachickenathing,butaheaplongertounlearnhim。Afterthattwoorthreeoftheseyereautomobeelswentbyeveryday,alla-blowin\'oftheirhorns,allkickin\'upahellofadust。AndeverytimethemfourteenHonk-honksofminetookalongafter\'em,justasI\'dtaught\'emtodo,layin\'togettotheircornwhentheycaughtup。Nomoreof\'emdied,butthatfourteendidgetintoeleganttrainin\'。
Afterawhiletheygotplumbtoenjoyin\'it。Whenyoucomerightdowntoit,achickendon\'thavemanyamusementsandrelaxationsinthislife。Searchin\'forworms,chasin\'grasshoppers,andwallerin\'inthedustisaboutthelimitsofjoysforchickens。
Itwassureafinesighttosee\'emaftertheygotwellintothegame。Aboutnineo\'clockeverymornin\'theywouldsaunterdowntotheriseoftheroadwheretheywouldwaitpatientuntilamachinecamealong。Thenitwouldwarmyourhearttoseetheenthusiasmofthem。With,exultantcacklesofjoythey\'dtrailin,reachin\'outlikequarter-horses,theirwingshalfspreadout,theireyesbeamin\'withdelight。Atthelowerturnthey\'dquit。Then,aftertalkin\'itoverexcited-likeforafewminutes,they\'dcalmdownandwaitforanother。
Afterafewmonthsofthissortoftrainin\'theygotpurtygoodatit。Ihadonetwo-year-oldroosterthatmadefifty-fourmileanhourbehindoneofthosesixty-horsepowerPanhandles。Whencarsdidn\'tcomealongoftenenough,they\'dallturnoutandchasejack-rabbits。Theywasn\'tmuchfunatthat。Afterashort,briefsprinttherabbitwouldcrouchdownplumbterrified,whiletheHonk-honkspulledofftriumphaldancesaroundhisshrinkin\'form。
Ourranchgottobepurtywellknownthemdaysamongautomobeelists。Thestrengthoftheircarswashorse-power,ofcourse,butthespeedofthemtheygottoratin\'bychicken-power。SomeofthemusedtocomewayupfromLosAngelesjusttotryoutanewcaralongourroadwiththeHonk-honksforpace-makers。Wechargedthemalittlesomethin\',andthen,too,weopeneduptheroad-houseandthebar,sowedidpurtywell。
Itwasn\'tnecessarytoworkanylongeratthatbogusplacer。
Evenin\'swesataroundoutsideandswappedyarns,andIbraggedonmychickens。Thechickenswouldgatherroundclosetolisten。
Theylikedtoheartheirpraisessung,allright。Youbettheysabe!Theonlyreasonachicken,oranyothercritter,isn\'tintelligentisbecausehehasn\'tnochancetoexpand。
Why,weusedtorunraceswith\'em。Someofuswouldholdtwoormorechickensbackofachalkline,andthestarter\'dblowthehornfromahundredyardstoamileaway,dependin\'onwhetheritwasasprintorfordistance。Wehadpoolsontheresults,gaveodds,madebooks,andkeptrecords。Afterthethinggotknowedwemademoneyhandoverfist。
Thestrangerbrokeoffabruptlyandbegantorollacigarette。
\"Whatdidyouquititfor,then?\"venturedCharley,outofthehushedsilence。
\"Pride,\"repliedthestrangersolemnly。\"Haughtinessofspirit。\"
\"Howso?\"urgedCharley,afterapause。
\"Themchickens,\"continuedthestranger,afteramoment,\"stoodaroundlistenin\'tomea-braggin\'ofwhatsuperiorfowlstheywasuntiltheygotallpuffedup。Theywouldn\'thavenothin\'
whatevertodowiththeordinarychickenswebroughtinforeatin\'purposes,butstoodaroundlookin\'boredwhentherewasn\'tnosportdoin\'。TheygottobejustlikethatFourHundredyoureadaboutinthepapers。Itwasonecontinualroundofgrasshopperballs,racemeets,andafternoonhen-parties。Theygotidleandhaughty,justlikefolks。Thencomeracesuicide。
Theygottofeelin\'soaristocraticthehenswouldn\'thavenoeggs。\"
Nobodydaredsayaword。
\"WindyBill\'ssnake——\"beganthenarratorgenially。
\"Stranger,\"brokeinWindyBill,withgreatemphasis,\"astothatsnake,Iwantyoutounderstandthis:yereafterinmyestimationthatsnakeisnothin\'butanorneryangleworm!\"
PARTII
THETWOGUNMAN
CHAPTERONE
THECATTLERUSTLERS
BuckJohnsonwasAmericanborn,butwithablackbeardandadignityofmannerthathadearnedhimthetitleofSenor。HehaddriftedintosoutheasternArizonainthedaysofCochiseandVictorioandGeronimo。Hehadpersisted,andsointimehadcometocontrolthewater——andhencethegrazing——ofnearlyalltheSodaSpringsValley。Histroublesweremany,andhisdifficultiesgreat。Thereweretheordinaryproblemsofleananddryyears。TherewerealsotheextraordinaryproblemsofdevastatingApaches;rivalsforearlyandill-definedrangerights——andcattlerustlers。
SenorBuckJohnsonwasamanofcapacity,courage,directnessofmethod,andperseverance。Especiallythelatter。ThereforehehadsurvivedtoseetheApachessubdued,therangerightsadjusted,hiscattleincreasedtothousands,grazingtheareaofaprincipality。Now,alltheenergyandfireofhisfrontiersman\'snaturehehadturnedtowipingoutthethirduncertaintyofanuncertainbusiness。Hefounditataskofsomemagnitude。
ForSenorBuckJohnsonlivedjustnorthofthatterraincognitafilledwiththemysteryofadoublechanceofdeathfrommanortheflamingdesertknownastheMexicanborder。There,bynaturalgravitation,gatheredallthedesperatecharactersofthreeStatesandtworepublics。Hewhorodeintoittookgoodcarethatnooneshouldridebehindhim,livedwarily,sleptlight,andbreatheddeepwhenoncehehadagainsightedthefamiliarpeaksofCochise\'sStronghold。Nooneprofessedknowledgeofthosewhodwelttherein。Theymoved,mysteriousasthedesertillusionsthatcompassedthemabout。Asyourode,therangesofmountainsvisiblychangedform,themonstrous,snaky,sea-likegrowthsofthecactusclutchedatyourstirrup,mocklakessparkledanddissolvedinthemiddledistance,thesunbeathotandmerciless,thepowdereddryalkalibeathotlyandmercilesslyback——andstrange,grimmen,swarthy,bearded,heavilyarmed,withred-rimmedunshiftingeyes,rodesilentlyoutofthemistsofillusiontolookonyousteadily,andthentoridesilentlybackintothedeserthaze。Theymightbeonlytheherdersofthegauntcattle,oragaintheymightbelongtotheLostLegionthatpeopledthecountry。Allyoucouldknowwasthatofthemenwhoenteredin,butfewreturned。
Directlynorthofthisunknownlandyouencounteredparallelfencesrunningacrossthecountry。Theyenclosednothing,butofferedachecktothecattledriftingtowardtheclutchoftherenegades,andanobstacletoswift,dashingforays。
Ofcattle-rustlingtherearevariousforms。Theboldestconsistsquitesimplyofrunningoffabunchofstock,hustlingitovertheMexicanline,andtheresellingittosomeofthebigSonoraranchowners。Generallythissortmeanswar。Alsoaretheresubtlermeans,gradinginskillfromthere-brandingthroughawetblanket,throughthecraftyrefashioningofabrandtothevariousmethodsofseparatingthecowfromherunbrandedcalf。
InthecourseofhistaskSenorBuckJohnsonwouldhavetodowiththemall,butatpresentheexistedinastateofwarfare,fightinganenemywhostoleastheIndiansusedtosteal。
Alreadybehadfoughttwopitchedbattlesandhadwonthemboth。
Hiscattleincreased,andhebecamerich。Neverthelessheknewthatconstantlyhisresourceswerebeingdrained。TimeandagainheandhisnewTexasforeman,JedParker,hadfollowedthetrailofastampededbunchoftwentyorthirty,followedthemondownthroughtheSodaSpringsValleytothecutdriftfences,theretoabandonthem。For,asyet,anarmedforcewouldbeneededtopenetratetheborderland。Onceheandhismenbadexperiencedthegloryofanightpursuit。Then,atthedriftfences,hehadfoughtoneofhisbattles。ButitwasimpossibleadequatelytopatrolallpartsofarangebiggerthansomeEasternStates。
BuckJohnsondidhisbest,butitwaslikesteppingwithsandtheinnumerablelittleleaksofadam。DidhisriderswatchtowardtheChiricahuas,thenascoreofbeefsteersdisappearedfromGrant\'sPassfortymilesaway。Pursuitheremeantleavingcattleunguardedthere。Itwasuseless,andtheSenorsoonperceivedthatsoonerorlaterhemuststrikeinoffence。
Forthispurposehebeganslowlytostrengthentheforcesofhisriders。MenwerecominginfromTexas。Theyweregoodmen,addictedtothegrass-rope,thedoublecinch,andtheox-bowstirrup。SenorJohnsonwantedmenwhocouldshoot,andhegotthem。
\"Jed,\"saidSenorJohnsontohisforeman,\"thenextsonofagunthatrustlesanyofourcowsissureloadinghimselffulloftrouble。We\'llhithistrailandwillstaywithit,andwe\'llreachhiscattle-rustlingconsciencewitharope。\"