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类别:其他 作者:Stewart Edward White字数:18568更新时间:19/01/04 14:29:40
Schwartzwashavingagooddealofdifficultytonavigate。I willsayforhimthathehaddonewell,butnowIcouldseethathisstrengthwasgoingonhiminspiteofhimself。Heknewit,allright,forwhenwerestedthatdayhetookallthegoldcoinsandspreadtheminarow,andcountedthem,andputthembackinhispocket,andthenallofasuddensnatchedouttwohandfulsandthrewthemasfarashecould。 \"Tooheavy,\"hemuttered,butthatwasallhecouldbringhimselftothrowaway。 Allthatnightwewanderedhighintheair。Iguesswetriedtokeepageneraldirection,butIdon\'tknow。Anyway,alonglate,butbeforemoonrise——shewasnowonthewane——Icameto,andfoundmyselflookingovertheedgeofatwenty-footdrop。RightbelowmeImadeoutafaintglimmerofwhiteearthinthestarlight。SomehowitremindedmeofalittletrailIusedtoknowunderabigrockbackinTexas。 \"Here\'satrail,\"Ithought,morethanhalfloco;\"I\'llfollowit!\" Atleastthat\'swhathalfofmethought。Theotherhalfwassensible,andknewbetter,butitseemedtobekindofstandingtooneside,alittlescornful,watchingtheperformance。SoI slidandslippeddowntothestripofwhiteearth,and,sureenough,itwasatrail。Atthatthelocohalfofmegavethesensiblepartthelaugh。Ifollowedthepathtwentyfeetandcametoadarkhollowundertherock,andinitaroundpoolofwateraboutafootacross。Theysayamankillshimselfdrinkingtoomuch,afterstarvingforwater。Thatmaybe,butitdidn\'tkillme,andIsuckedupallIcouldhold。Perhapsthefishhookcactushadhelped。Well,sir,itwassurprisinghowthatdrinkbroughtmearound。AminutebeforeI\'dbeenontheedgeofgoingplumbloco,andhereIwasasclear-headedasalawyer。 IhuntedupDentonandSchwartz。Theydrank,themselvesfull,too。Thenwerested。Itwasmightyhardtoleavethatspring—— Oh,wehadtodoit。We\'dhavestarvedsure,there。Thetrailwasagametrail,butthatdidusnogood,forwehadnoweapons。 Howwedidwishforthecoffeepot,sowecouldtakesomeaway。 Wefilledourhats,andcarriedthemaboutthreehours,beforethewaterbegantosoakthrough。Thenwehadtodrinkitinordertosaveit。 Thecountryfairlystooduponend。Wehadtoclimbseparatelittlehillssoastoavoidrollingrocksdownoneachother。Ittookitoutofus。Aboutthistimewebegantoseemountainsheep。Theywouldcomerightuptotheedgesofthesmallcliffstolookatus。Wethrewstonesatthem,hopingtohitoneintheforehead,butofcoursewithoutanyresults。 Thegoodeffectsofthewaterlastedusaboutaday。Thenwebegantoseethingsagain。OffandonIcouldseewaterplainascouldbeineveryhollow,andgameofallkindsstandingaroundandlookingatme。Iknewthesewereallfakes。BymakinganeffortIcouldswingthingsaroundtowheretheybelonged。I usedtodothateveryonceinawhile,justtobesureweweren\'tdoublingback,andtolookoutforrealwater。Butmostofthetimeitdidn\'tseemtobeworthwhile。Ijustletallthesevisionsriotaroundandhaveagoodtimeinsidemeoroutsideme,whicheveritwas。IknewIcouldgetridofthemanyminute。 Mostofthetime,ifIwasinanydoubt,itwaseasiertothrowastonetoseeiftheanimalswererealornot。Therealonesranaway。 Webegantoseebandsofwildhorsesintheuplands。OnedaybothDentonandIplainlysawonewithsaddlemarksonhim。Ifonlyoneofushadseenhim,itwouldn\'thavecountedmuch,butwebothmadehimout。Thisencourageduswonderfully,thoughI don\'tseewhyitshouldhave。Wehadtoppedthehighcountry,too,andhadstarteddowntheothersideofthemountainsthatranoutonthepromontory。DentonandIwerestillnavigatingwithoutanythoughtofgivingup,butSchwartzwasgettinginbadshape。I\'dhatetopacktwentypoundsoverthatcountryevenwithrest,food,andwater。Hewastotingitonnothing。Wetoldhimso,andhecametoseeit,buthenevercouldpersuadehimselftogetridofthegoldallatonce。Insteadhethrewawaythepiecesonebyone。Eachsacrificeseemedtonervehimupforanotherheat。Icanshutmyeyesandseeitnow——thewide,glaring,yellowcountry,thepasteboardmountains,wethreedraggingalong,andthefiercesunshineflashingfromthedoubloonsasonebyonetheywentspinningthroughtheair。 CHAPTERFOURTEEN,THECHEWEDSUGARCANE \"I\'dliketohavetrailedyoufellows,\"sighedavoicefromthecorner。 \"Wouldyou!\"saidColoradoRogersgrimly。 Itwasfivedaystothenextwater。Buttheywereworsethantheeightdaysbefore。Wewerelucky,however,foratthespringwediscoveredinadeepwashnearthecoast,wasthedried-upskullofahorse。Ithadbeentherealongtime,butafewshredsofdriedfleshstillclungtoit。Itwastheonlythingthatcouldbedescribedasfoodthathadpassedourlipssincebreakfastthirteendaysbefore。Inthattimewehadcrossedthemountainchain,andhadcomeagaintothesea。TheLordwasgoodtous。 Hesentusthewater,andthehorse\'sskull,andthesmoothhardbeach,withoutbreaksorthenecessityofclimbinghills。Andweneededit,oh,Ipromiseyou,weneededit! Idoubtifanyofuscouldhavekeptthedirectionexceptbysuchanobviousandcontinuouslandmarkastheseatoourleft。Ithardlyseemedworthwhiletofocusmymind,butIdiditoccasionallyjustbywayoftestingmyself。Schwartzstillthrewawayhisgoldcoins,andonce,inoneofmyrareintervalsoflookingaboutme,IsawDentonpickingthemup。Thissurprisedmemildly,butIwastootiredtobeverycurious。Onlynow,whenIsawSchwartz\'sarmsweepoutinwhathadbecomeamechanicalmovement,Ialwaystookpainstolook,andalwaysI sawDentonsearchforthecoin。Sometimeshefoundit,andsometimeshedidnot。 Thefiguresofmycompanionsandtheyellow-browntidesandundermyfeet,andaconsciousnessoftheblueandwhiteseatomyleft,areallIremember,exceptwhenwehadtopullourselvestogetherforthepurposeofcuttingfishhookcactus。Ikeptgoing,andIknewIhadagoodreasonfordoingso,butitseemedtoomuchofanefforttorecallwhatthatreasonwas。 Schwartzthrewawayagoldpieceasanothermanwouldtakeastimulant。Gradually,withoutreallythinkingaboutit,Icametoseethis,andthenwentontosabewhyDentonpickedupthecoins;andagreatadmirationforDenton\'sclevernessseepedthroughmelikewaterthroughthesand。HewassavingthecoinstokeepSchwartzgoing。Whenthelastcoinwent,Schwartzwouldgiveout。Itallsoundsqueernow,butitseemedallrightthen——anditWASallright,too。 Sowewalkedonthebeach,losingentiretrackoftime。AndafteralongintervalIcametomyselftoseeSchwartzlyingonthesand,andDentonstandingoverhim。Ofcoursewe\'dallbeenfallingdownalot,butalwaysbeforewe\'dgotupagain。 \"He\'sgiveout,\"croakedDenton。 Hisvoicesoundedasifitwasmilesaway,whichsurprisedme,but,whenIanswered,minesoundedmilesaway,too,whichsurprisedmestillmore。 Dentonpulledoutahandfulofgoldcoins。 \"Thiswillbuyhimsomemorewalk,\"saidhegravely,\"butnotmuch。\" Inodded。Itseemedallright,thisnew,strangepurchasingpowerofgold——itWASallright,byGod,andasrealasbuyingbricks—— \"I\'llgoon,\"saidDenton,\"andsendbackhelp。Youcomeafter。\" \"ToMollyhay!\"saidI。 ThisfarIreckonwe\'dhungontoourselvesbecauseitwasserious。NowIbegantolaugh。SodidDenton。Welaughedandlaughed。 \"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay。\" saidI。Thenwelaughedsomemore,untilthetearsrandownourcheeks,andwehadtoholdourpoorweaksides。Prettysoonwefetchedupwithagasp。 \"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay,\" whisperedDenton,andthenoffwewentintomoreshrieks。Andwhenwewouldsoberdownalittle,oneortheotherofuswouldsayitagain; \"AdamnlongwayToMollyhay,\" andthenwe\'dlaughsomemore。Itmusthavebeenasweetsight! AtlastIrealisedthatweoughttopullourselvestogether,soI snubbedupshort,andDentondidthesame,andwesettolayingplans。Buteveryminuteorsooneofuswouldcatchonsomeword,andthenwe\'dtrailoffintorhymesandlaughterandrepetition。 \"Keephimgoingaslongasyoucan,\"saidDenton。 \"Yes。\" \"Andbesuretosticktothebeach。\" Thatfaritwasallrightandclear-headed。Buttheword\"beach\" letusout。 \"I\'mapeachUponthebeach,\" singsI,andtherewewerebothoffagainuntiloneortheothermanagedtogropehiswaybacktocommonsenseagain。Andsometimeswecrow-hoppedsolemnlyaroundandaroundtheprostrateSchwartzlikeapairofInjins。 Butsomehowwegotourplanlaidatlast,slippedthecoinsintoSchwartz\'spocket,andsaidgood-bye。 \"Oldsocks,good-bye,YoubetI\'lltry,\" yelledDenton,andlaughingfittokill,dancedoffupthebeach,andoutintoasortofgreymistthatshutoffeverythingbeyondacertaindistancefrommenow。 SoIkickedSchwartz,hefeltinhispocket,threwagoldpieceaway,and\"boughtalittlemorewalk。\" Myentirevisionwasfiftyfeetorsoacross。Beyondthatwasgreymist。InsidemycircleIcouldseethesandquiteplainlyandDenton\'sfootprints。IfImovedalittletotheleft,thewashofthewaterswouldlapundertheedgeofthatgreycurtain。 IfImovedtotheright,Icametocliffs。ThenearerIdrewtothem,thefartherupIcouldsee,butIcouldneverseetothetop。ItusedtoamusemetomovethisareaofconsciousnessabouttoseewhatIcouldfind。Actualphysicalsufferingwasbeginningtodull,andmyheadseemedtobegettingclearer。 Oneday,withoutanyapparentreason,Imovedatrightanglesacrossthebeach。Directlybeforemelayapieceofsugarcane,andoneendofithadbeenchewed。 Doyouknowwhatthatmeant?Animalsdon\'tcutsugarcaneandbringittothebeachandchewoneend。Anewstrengthranthroughme,andactuallythegreymistthinnedandliftedforamoment,untilIcouldmakeoutdimlythelineofcliffsandthetumblingsea。 Iwasnotabithungry,butIchewedonthesugarcane,andmadeSchwartzdothesame。WhenwewentonIkeptclosetothecliff,eventhoughthewalkingwassomewhatheavier。 Irememberafterthatitsgettingdarkandthenlightagain,sothenightmusthavepassed,butwhetherwerestedorwalkedIdonotknow。Probablywedidnotgetveryfar,thoughcertainlywestaggeredaheadaftersun-up,forIremembermyshadow。 Aboutmidday,Isuppose,Imadeoutadimtrailleadingupabreakinthecliffs。Plentyofsuchtrailswehadseenbefore。 Theyweregenerallymadebypeccariesinsearchofcast-upfish—— Ihopetheyhadbetterluckthanwe。 Butinthemiddleofthis,asthoughforasign,layanotherpieceofchewedsugarcane。 CHAPTERFIFTEEN THECALABASHSTEW IhadagreedwithDentontosticktothebeach,butSchwartzcouldnotlastmuchlonger,andIhadnottheslightestideahowfaritmightprovetobetoMollyhay。SoIturnedupthetrail。 Weclimbedamountaintenthousandfeethigh。Imeanthat;andI know,forI\'veclimbedthemthathigh,andIknowjusthowitfeels,andhowmanytimesyouhavetorest,andhowlongittakes,andhowmuchitknocksoutofyou。Thosearethethingsthatcountinmeasuringheight,andsoItellyouweclimbedthatfar。ActuallyIsupposethehillwasacoupleofhundredfeet,ifnotless。ButonaccountofthegreymistImentioned,I couldnotseethetop,andtheillusionwascomplete。 Wereachedthesummitlateintheafternoon,forthesunwassquareinoureyes。Butinsteadofblindingme,itseemedtoclearmysight,sothatIsawbelowmealittlemudhutwithsmokerisingbehindit,andasmallpatchofcultivatedground。 I\'llpassoverhowIfeltaboutit:theyhaven\'tmadethewords—— Well,westumbleddownthetrailandintothehut。AtfirstI thoughtitwasempty,butafteraminuteIsawaveryoldmancrouchedinacorner。AsIlookedathimheraisedhisblearedeyestome,hisheadswingingslowlyfromsidetosideasthoughwithakindofpalsy。Hecouldnotseeme,thatwasevident,norhearme,butsomeinstinctnotyetdecayedturnedhimtowardanewpresenceintheroom。InmywilddesireforwaterIfoundroomtothinkthatherewasamanevenworseoffthanmyself。 Avesselofwaterwasinthecorner。Idrankit。ItwasmorethanIcouldhold,butIdrankevenafterIwasfilled,andthewasteranfromthecornersofmymouth。IhadforgottenSchwartz。Theexcessmademealittlesick,butIhelddownwhatIhadswallowed,andIreallybelieveitsoakedintomysystemasitdoesintothedesertearthafteradrought。 InamomentorsoItookthevesselandfilleditandgaveittoSchwartz。Thenitseemedtomethatmyresponsibilityhadended。 Asuddengreatdreamylassitudecameoverme。IknewIneededfood,butIhadnowishforit,andnoambitiontosearchitout。 Themaninthecornermumbledatmewithhistoothlessgums。I rememberwonderingifwewerealltostarvetherepeacefullytogether——Schwartzandhisremaininggoldcoins,themanfargoneinyears,andmyself。Ididnotgreatlycare。 Afterawhilethelightwasblottedout。Therefollowedaslightpause。ThenIknewthatsomeonehadflowntomyside,andwaskneelingbesidemeandsayingliquid,pityingthingsinMexican。 Iswallowedsomethinghotandstrong。InamomentIcamebackfromwhereverIwasdrifting,tolookupataMexicangirlabouttwentyyearsold。 Shewasnogreatmatterinlooks,butsheseemedlikeanangeltomethen。Andshehadsense。Noquestions,nonothing。Justbusiness。TheonlythingsheaskedofmewasifIunderstoodSpanish。 Thenshetoldmethatherbrotherwouldbebacksoon,thattheywereverypoor,thatshewassorryshehadnomeattoofferme,thattheywereVERYpoor,thatalltheyhadwascalabash——asortofsquash。Allthistimeshewasbustlingthingstogether。NextthingIknowIhadabigbowlofcalabashstewbetweenmyknees。 Now,strangelyenough,Ihadnogreatinterestinthatcalabashstew。Itastedit,satandthoughtawhile,andtasteditagain。 ByandbyIhademptiedthebowl。Itwasgettingdark。Iwasverysleepy。Amancamein,butIwastoodrowsytopayanyattentiontohim。Iheardthesoundofvoices。ThenIwaspickedupbodilyandcarriedtoanout-buildingandlaidonapileofskins。Ifelttheweightofablanketthrownoverme—— Iawokeinthenight。Mindyou,Ihadpracticallyhadnorestatallforamatterofmorethantwoweeks,yetIwokeinafewhours。And,remember,evenineatingthecalabashstewIhadfeltnohungerinspiteofmylongfast。ButnowIfoundmyselfravenous。Youboysdonotknowwhathungeris。ItHURTS。AndalltherestofthatnightIlayawakechewingontherawhideofapack-saddlethathungnearme。 NextmorningtheyoungMexicanandhissistercametousearly,bringingmorecalabashstew。Ifellonitlikeawildanimal,andjustwallowedinit,soeagerwasItoeat。Theystoodandwatchedme——andIsupposeSchwartz,too,thoughIhadnowlostinterestinanyonebutmyself——glancingateachotherinpityfromtimetotime。 WhenIhadfinishedthemantoldmethattheyhaddecidedtokillabeefsowecouldhavemeat。Theywereverypoor,butGodhadbroughtustothem—— Iappreciatedthisafterward。AtthetimeImerelycaughtattheword\"meat。\"ItseemedtomeIcouldhaveeatentheanimalentire,hide,hoofs,andtallow。Asamatteroffact,itwasmightyluckytheydidn\'thaveanymeat。Iftheyhad,we\'dprobablyhavekilledourselveswithit。Isupposethecalabashwasaboutthebestthingforusunderthecircumstances。 TheMexicanwentouttohuntuphishorse。Icalledthegirlback。 \"HowfarisittoMollyhay?\"Iaskedher。 \"Aleague,\"saidshe。 Sowebadbeennearourjourney\'sendafterall,andDentonwasprobablyallright。 TheMexicanwentawayhorseback。Thegirlfeduscalabash。Wewaited。 Aboutoneo\'clockagroupofhorsemenrodeoverthehill。WhentheycamenearenoughIrecognisedDentonattheirhead。Thatmanwasoftemperedsteel—— Theyhadfollowedbackalongthebeach,caughtourtrailwherewehadturnedoff,andsodiscoveredus。Dentonhadfortunatelyfoundkindandintelligentpeople。 Wesaidgood-byetotheMexicangirl。ImadeSchwartzgiveheroneofhisgoldpieces。 ButDentoncouldnotwaitforustosay\"hullo\"even,hewassoanxioustogetbacktotown,sowemountedthehorseshehadbroughtus,androdeoff,verywobbly。 WelivedthreeweeksinMollyhay。Ittookusthatlongtogetfedup。TheladyIstayedwithmadeadishofkidmeatandstuffedolives—— Why,anhourafterfillingmyselfuptothemuzzleI\'dbehungryagain,andscoutingroundtohouseslookingformoretoeat! Wetalkedthingsoveragooddeal,afterwehadgainedalittlestrength。IwantedtotakealittleflyeratGuaymastoseeifI couldrunacrossthisHandySolomonperson,butDentonpointedoutthatAndersonwouldbeexpectingjustthat,andwouldtakemightygoodcaretobescarce。Hisideawasthatwe\'ddobettertogetholdofaboatandsomewatercasks,andlugoffthetreasurewehadstumbledover。Dentontoldusthattheideaofgoingbackandscoopingallthatdineroupwithashovelhadkepthimgoing,justastheideaofgettingevenwithAndersonhadkeptmegoing。Schwartzsaidthatafterhe\'dcarriedthatheavygoldoverthefirstday,hemadeuphismindhe\'dgetthespendingofitorbust。That\'swhyhehatedsotothrowitaway。 Therewerelotsoffishingboatsintheharbour,andwehiredone,andamantorunitfornexttonothingaweek。Welaidacoursenorth,andinsixdaysanchoredinourbay。 Itellyouitlookedqueer。Therewerethecharredsticksofthefire,andthecoffeepotlyingonitsside。WetookoffourhatsatpoorBilly\'sgraveaminute,andthenclimbedoverthecholla-coveredhillcarryingourpicksandshovels,andthecanvassackstotakethetreasureawayin。 Therewasnotroubleinreachingthesandyflat。Butwhenwegottherewefoundittornupfromoneendtotheother。Afewscatteredtimbersandthreeemptychestswiththecoverspriedoffaloneremained。HandySolomonhadbeentherebeforeus。 Wewentbacktoourboatsickatheart。Nobodysaidaword。WewentaboardandmadeourGreaserboatmanheadforYuma。Ittookusaweektogetthere。Wewereallofusglum,butDentonwastheworstofthelot。Evenafterwe\'dgotbacktotownandfallenintoouroldwaysoflife,hecouldn\'tseemtogetoverit。Heseemedplumbpossessedofgloom,andmopedaroundlikeachickenwiththepip。Thissurprisedme,forIdidn\'tthinkthelossofmoneywouldhithimsohard。Itdidn\'thitanyofusveryhardinthosedays。 OneeveningItookhimasideandfedhimadrink,andexpostulatedwithhim。 \"Oh,HELL,Rogers,\"heburstout,\"Idon\'tcareabouttheloot。 But,sufferingcats,thinkhowthatfellowsizedusupforalotofpattern-madefools;andhowrighthewasabout,it。Whyallhedidwastosailoutofsightaroundthenextcorner。Heknewwe\'dstartacrosscountry;andwedid。Allwehadtodowastolaylow,andsaveourlegs。HewasBOUNDtocomeback。Andwemighthavenailedhimwhenhelanded。\" \"That\'saboutalltherewastoit,\"concludedColoradoRogers,afterapause,\"——exceptthatI\'vebeenlookingforhimeversince,andwhenIheardyousingingthatsongInaturallythoughtI\'dlanded。\" \"Andyouneversawhimagain?\"askedWindyBill。 \"Well,\"chuckledRogers,\"Ididabouttenyearlater。ItwasinTucson。Iwasinthebackofastore,whenthedoorinfrontopenedandthismancamein。Hestoppedatthelittlecigar-casebythedoor。InaboutonejumpIwasonhisneck。Ijerkedhimoverbackwardsbeforeheknewwhathadstruckhim,threwhimonhisface,gotmyhandsinhisback-hair,andbegantojumphisfeaturesagainstthefloor。ThenallatonceInotedthatthismanhadtwoarms;soofcoursehewasthewrongfellow。\"Oh,excuseme,\"saidI,andranoutthebackdoor。\" CHAPTERSIXTEEN THEHONK-HONKBREED ItwasSundayattheranch。Forawondertheweatherbadbeenfavourable;thewindmillswereallworking,thebogshaddriedup,thebeefhadlastedover,theremudahadnotstrayed——inshort,therewasnothingtodo。Sanghadgivenusabakedbread-puddingwithraisinsinit。Wefilledit——inawashbasinfullofit——ontopofafewincidentalpoundsofchilecon,bakedbeans,sodabiscuits,\"airtights,\"andotherdelicacies。Thenweadjournedwithourpipestotheshadysideoftheblacksmith\'sshopwherewecouldwatchtheravensontoptheadobewallofthecorral。Somebodytoldastoryaboutravens。Thisledtoroad-runners。Thissuggestedrattlesnakes。TheystartedWindyBill。 \"Speakin\'ofsnakes,\"saidWindy,\"Imindwhentheycatchedthegreat-granddaddyofallthebullsnakesupatLeadintheBlackHills。Iwasonlyakidthen。Thiswasn\'tnosuchtur\'blelongasnake,buthewasmore\'nafootthick。Lookedjustlikeasahuarostalk。MannameofTerwilligerSmithcatchedit。HenamedthisyerebullsnakeClarence,andgotitsoplumbgentleitfollowedhimeverywhere。OnedayoldP。T。BarnumcomealongandwantedtobuythisClarencesnake——offeredTerwilligerathousandcold——butSmithwouldn\'tpartwiththesnakenohow。SofinallytheyfixedupadealsoSmithcouldgoalongwiththeshow。TheyshovedClarenceinaboxinthebaggagecar,butafterawhileMr。Snakegetssolonesomehegnawsoutandstartstocrawlbacktofindhismaster。Justasheishalf-waybetweenthebaggagecarandthesmoker,thecouplin\'giveway——rightonthatheavygradebetweenCusterandRockyPoint。Well,sir,Clarencewoundhishead\'roundonebrakewheelandhistailaroundtheother,andheldthattraintogethertothebottomofthegrade。Butitstretchedhimtwenty-eightfeetandtheyhadtoadvertisehimasaboa-constrictor。\" WindyBill\'sstoryofthefaithfulbullsnakearousedtoreminiscencethegrizzledstranger,whothereuponheldforthasfollows: Wall,I\'veseethingsandI\'veheerdthings,someofthemornery,andsomeyou\'dlovetobelieve,theywasthatgorgeousandimprobable。Nat\'ralhistorywasalwaysmyhobbyandsportin\' eventsmyspecialpleasureandthisyarnofWindy\'sremindsmeoftheonlychanstIeverhadtoringinbusinessandpleasureandhobbyallinonegrandmerry-go-roundofjoy。Itcomeaboutlikethis: Oneday,afewyearback,Iwassittin\'onthebeachatSantaBarbarawatchin\'theskystayup,andwonderin\'whattodowithmyyear\'swages,whenalittlesquinch-eyeround-facewithbigbowspectaclescameandplumpeddownbesideme。 \"Didyoueverstoptothink,\"sayshe,shovin\'backhishat,\"thatifthehorsepowerdeliveredbythemwavesonthisbeachinonesinglehourcouldbeconcentratedbehindwashin\'machines,itwouldbeenoughtowashalltheshirtsforacityoffourhundredandfifty-onethousandonehundredandthirty-sixpeople?\" \"Can\'tsayIeverdid,\"saysI,squintin\'athimsideways。 \"Fact,\"sayshe,\"anddiditeveroccurtoyouthatifallthefoodamaneatsinthecourseofanaturallifecouldbegatheredtogetheratonetime,itwouldfillawagon-traintwelvemileslong?\" \"Youmakemehungry,\"saysI。 \"Andain\'titinterestin\'toreflect,\"hegoeson,\"thatifallthefinger-nailparin\'softhehumanraceforoneyearwastobecollectedandsubjectedtohydraulicpressureitwouldequalinsizethepyramidofCheops?\" \"Lookyere,\"saysI,sittin\'up,\"didYOUeverpausetoexcogitatethatifallthehotairyouisdispensin\'wastobecollectedtogetheritwouldfillaballoonbigenoughtowaftyouandmeoverthatBullyvardofPalmstoyonderginmillonthecorner?\" Hedidn\'tsaynothin\'tothat——justyankedmetomyfeet,facedmetowardstheginmillabovementioned,andexertedconsiderablepressureonmyarminurgin\'ofmeforward。 \"Youain\'tsomuchofadreamer,afterall,\"thinksI。\"Inimportantmattersyouareplumbdecisive。\" Wesatdownatlittletables,andmyfriendorderedabeerandachickensandwich。 \"Chickens,\"sayshe,gazin\'atthesandwich,\"isadollarapieceinthiscountry,andplumbscarce。Didyoueverpausetoponderoverthereturnschickenswouldgiveonasmallinvestment?Sayyoustartwithtenhens。Eachhatchesoutthirteenaigs,ofwhichallowalossofsaysixforchildishaccidents。Attheendoftheyearyouhaseightychickens。Attheendoftwoyearsthatflockhasincreasedtosixhundredandtwenty。Attheendofthethirdyear——\" Hehadthemedicinetongue!Tendayslaterhimandmewasoccupyin\'ofanoldranchfiftymilefromanywhere。Whentheyrunstage-coachesthisjointusedtobearoadhouse。Theoutlookwasonaboutathousandlittlebrownfoothills。Aroadtwomilesfourrodstwofooteleveninchesinsightrunbyinfrontofus。 Itcomeoveronefoothillanddisappearedoveranother。Iknowjusthowlongitwas,forlaterinthegameImeasuredit。 Outbackwasaboutahundredlittlewirechickencorralsfilledwithchickens。Wehadtwokinds。Thatwasthedoin\'sofTuscarora。MypardnercalledhimselfTuscaroraMaxillary。I askedhimonceifthatwashisrealname。 \"It\'stherealestlittleoldnameyoueverheerdtellof,\"sayshe。\"Iknow,forImadeitmyself——likedthesoundofher。 Parentsain\'tgotnorightstonametheirchildren。Parentsdon\'thavetobecalledthemnames。\" Well,thesechickens,asIsaid,wasoftwokinds。Thefirstwastheselow-set,heavyweightpropositionswithfeathersontheirlaigs,andnotmuchlaigsatthat,calledCochinChinys。Theotherwasatallridiculousoutfitmadeupentireofbulgin\' breastandganglelaigs。Theystoodabouttwofootandahalftall,andwhentheywenttopeckthegroundtheirtailfeathersstuckstraightuptothesky。Tuskycalled\'emJapaneseGames。 \"Whichthechiefadvantageofthemchickensis,\"sayshe,\"thatinweightaboutninetypercentof\'emisbreastmeat。Nowmyideeis,thatifwecancross\'emwiththeseCochinChinyfowlswe\'llhavealow-hung,heavyweightchickenrunnin\'strongonbreastmeat。TheseJapGamesistoosmall,butifwecanbring\'emupinsizeandshortentheirlaigs,we\'llshorehaveawinner。\" Thatlookedgoodtome,sowestartedinonthatidee。Thetheerywasbully,butshedidn\'tworkout。ThefirstbroodswehatchedgrowedupwithbighuskyCochinChinybodiesandlittleshortnecks,percheduponlaigsthreefootlong。Themchickenscouldn\'treachgroundnohow。Wehadtobuildatablefor\'emtoeatoff,andwhentheywentoutrustlin\'forthemselvestheyhadtoconfinethemselvestosidehillsorflyin\'insects。Theirbreastswasallright,though——\"Andthinkofthemdrumsticksfortheboardinghousetrade!\"saysTusky。 Sofarthingswasn\'tsobad。Wehadagoodgrubstake。Tuskyandmeusedtofeedthemchickenstwictaday,andthenusedtosetaroundwatchin\'theplayfulcritterschasegrasshoppersupan\' downthewirecorrals,whileTuskyfiggeredoutwhat\'dhappenifsomebodywasdumfoolenoughtogatherupsomethin\'andfixitinbasketsorwagonsorsuch。Thatwaswhereweshowedourignoranceofchickens。 OnedayinthespringIhitchedup,rustledadozenoftheyoungstersintocoops,anddruvovertotherailroadtomakeourfirstsale。Icouldn\'tfoldthemchickensupintothemcoopsatfirst,butthenIstuckthecoopsuponaidgeandtheyworkedallright,thoughIwilladmittheywasacomicalsight。AttherailroadoneofthemtoweristtrainshadjustsloweddowntoahaltasIcomeup,andthetoweristwasparadin\'upanddownallowin\'theywasparticularenjoyin\'ofthewarmCalifornysunshine。Oneoldterrapin,withgreychinwhiskers,projectedover,withhiswife,andtookapeekthroughtheslatsofmycoop。Hestraighteneduplikesomeonehadtouchedhimoffwithared-hotpoker。 \"Stranger,\"saidhe,inascaredkindofwhisper,\"what\'sthem?\" \"Them\'schickens,\"saysI。 Hetookanotherlonglook。 \"Marthy,\"sayshetotheoldwoman,\"thiswillbeaboutall!WecomeoutfromIowaytoseetheWondersofCaliforny,butIcan\'tgonothin\'strongerthanthis。Iftheseischickens,Idon\'twanttoseenoBigTrees。\" Well,Isoldthemchickensallrightforadollarandtwobits,whichwasbetterthanIexpected,andgotanorderformore。 AbouttendayslaterIgotaletterfromthecommissionhouse。 \"Wearereturnin\'asampleofyourArtsandCraftschickenswiththelovin\'marksoftheteethstillontohim,\"saysthey。\"Don\'tsendanymoretilltheystopspursuin\'ofthenimblegrasshopper。 Dentistbillwillfoller。\" Withthelettercametheremainsofoneofthechickens。TuskyandI,veryindignant,cookedherforsupper。Shewastough,allright。Wethoughtshemightdobetterbiled,soweputherinthepotovernight。Narybit。Well,thenwegotinterested。 Tuskykep\'thefiregoin\'andIrustledgreasewood。Wecookedherthreedaysandthreenights。Attheendofthattimeshewassortofpaleandfrazzled,butstillgivin\'pointstothree-year-oldjerkyoncohesionandotheruncompromisin\'forcesofNature。Weburiedherthen,andwentoutbacktorecuperate。 Therewecouldgazeonthesmilin\'landscape,dottedbyaboutfourhundredlong-laiggedchickensswoopin\'hereandthereaftergrasshoppers。 \"Wegottostopthat,\"saysI。 \"Wecan\'t,\"murmuredTusky,inspired。\"Wecan\'t。It\'sbornin\'em;it\'saprimalinstinct,liketheloveofamotherforheryoung,anditcan\'tbeeradicated!Themchickensisconstructedbyadivineprovidencefortheexpresspurposeofchasin\' grasshoppers,jestasthebeaverismadeforbuildin\'dams,andthecow-puncherismadeforwhiskyandfaro-games。Wecan\'tkeep\'emfromit。Ifwewastoshut\'eminadarkcellar,they\'dflopafterimaginarygrasshoppersintheirdreams,anddieemaciatedinthemidstofplenty。Jimmy,we\'reupagintheCosmos,theoversoul——\"Oh,hehadthemedicinetongue,Tuskyhad,andrisin\'onthewingsofeloquencethatway,hehadmefadedintenminutes。InfifteenIwasweddedsolidtothenotionthatthebottomhaddroppedoutofthechickenbusiness。 Ithinknowthatifwe\'dshutthemhensup,wemighthave——still,Idon\'tknow;theywasagooddealinwhatTuskysaid。 \"TuscaroraMaxillary,\"saysI,\"didyoueverstoptoentertainthatbeautifulthoughtthatifallthedumfoolishnesspossessednowbythehumanracecouldbegatheredtogether,andlinedupalongsideofus,thefirstfellertocomealongwouldsaytoit\'Why,hello,Solomon!\'\" Wequitthenotionofchickensforprofitrightthenandthere,butwecouldn\'tquittheplace。Wehadn\'tmuchmoney,foronething,andthenwe,kindoflikedloafin\'aroundandraisin\'alittlegardentruck,and——oh,well,Imightaswellsayso,wehadanotionaboutplacersinthedrywashbackofthehouseyouknowhowitis。Sowestayedon,andkepta-raisin\'theselong-laigsforthefunofit。Iusedtoliketowatch\'emprojectin\'around,andIfed\'emtwictadayaboutasusual。 SoTuskyandIlivedalonetheretogether,happyasducksinArizona。Aboutonc\'tinamonthsomebody\'dpikealongtheroad。 Shewasn\'tmuchofaroad,generallymorechuckholesthanbumps,thoughsometimesitwastheotherwayaround。UnlessithappenedtobeamanhorsebackormaybeafreighterwithoutthefearofGodinhissoul,wedidn\'thavenowordswiththem;theywastoobusycussin\'thehighwaysandgenerallytoomadforsocialdiscourses。 Onedayearlyintheyear,whenthe\'dobemudmaderutstoaddtothebumps,oneoftheseautomobeelswentpast。ItwasthefirstTuskyandmehadseeninthemparts,sowerunouttoviewher。 Owin\'tothehighspotsontheroad,shelookedlikeoneofthesemovin\'picters,astoblurandwobble;soundedlikeacyclonemingledwithcuss-words,andsmeltlikehellonhousecleanin\' day。 \"Whichthemfolksdon\'tseemtobeenjoyin\'ofthescenery,\"saysItoTusky。\"Doyoureckonthattherebluetrailissmokefromthemachineorremarksfromtheinhabitantsthereof?\" Tuskyraisedhisheadandsniffedlongandinquirin\'。 \"It\'slangwidge,\"sayshe。\"Didyoueverstoptothinkthatallthewordsinthedictionarystretchedendtoendwouldreach——\" ButatthatminuteIcatchedsightofsomethin\'brasslyin\'intheroad。Itprovedtobeacurled-upsortofhornwitharubberbulbontheend。Isquozethebulbandjumpedtwentyfootovertheremarkshemade。 \"Jarredoffthemachine,\"saysTusky。 \"Oh,didit?\"saysI,mynervesstillwrong。\"Ithoughtmaybeithadgrowedupfromthesoillikeatoadstool。\" Aboutthistimeweabolishedthewirechickencorrals,becauseweneededsomeofthewire。Themlong-laigsthereuponscatteredallovertheflatsearchin\'outtheirprey。WhenfeedtimecomeI hadtoscreechmylungsoutgettin\'of\'emin,andthensometimestheydidn\'tallhear。Itwasplumbdiscouragin\',andImightynighmadeupmymindtoquit\'em,buttheyhadcometobesortofpets,andIhatedtoturn\'emdown。ItusedtotickleTuskyalmosttodeathtoseemeouttherehollerin\'awaylikeanoldbull-frog。Heusedtocomeoutreg\'lar,withhispipelit,justtoenjoyme。FinallyIgotmadandopeneduponhim。 \"Oh,\"heexplains,\"itjustplumbamusesmetoseethedumfoolathischildishwork。Whydon\'tyouteach\'emtocometothatbrasshorn,andsaveyourvoice?\" \"Tusky,\"saysI,withfeelin\',\"sometimesyoudoseemtogetaglimmerofrealsense。\" Well,firstoffthemchickensusedtothrowback-sommersetsoverthathorn。Youhavenoideehowslowchickensistolearnthings。Icouldtellyouthingsaboutchickens——say,thisyerebluffaboutroostersbein\'gallantisallwrong。I\'vewatched\'em。Whenonefindsanicefeedhegobblesitsofastthatthepiecesfollerdownhisthroatlikeyearlin\'sthroughaholeinthefence。It\'sonlywhenhescratchesupameaslyone-grainquick-lunchthathecallsupthehensandstandsnobleandself-sacrificin\'tooneside。Thatain\'tthepoint,whichis,thataftertwomonthsIhadthemlong-laigssothey\'ddropeverythin\'andcomekitin\'attheHONK-HONKofthathorn。Itwasapurtysighttosee\'em,sailin\'infromalldirectionstwentyfootatastride。Iwasproudof\'em,andnamed\'emtheHonk-honkBreed。Wedidn\'thavenoothers,forbynowthecoyotesandbob-catshadnailedthestraight-breds。Therewasn\'tnowildcatorcoyotecouldcatchoneofmyHonk-honks,no,sir! Wemadealittleonourplacer——justenoughtokeepinterested。 Thenthesupervisorsdecidedtofixourroad,andwhat\'smore,THEYDONEIT!That\'stheonlypartinthisyarnthat\'shardtobelieve,but,boys,you\'llhavetotakeitonfaith。Theyploughedher,andcrownedher,andscrapedher,androlledher,andwhentheymovedonwehadthefanciesthighwayintheStateofCaliforny。 Thatnoon——thedaytheycalledherajob——TuskyandIsatsmokin\' ourpipesasperusual,whenwayoverthefoothillsweseenacloudofdustandfainttoourcarswasboreawhizzin\'sound。 Thechickenswasgatheredunderthecottonwoodfortheheatoftheday,buttheydidn\'tpaynoattention。Thenfaint,butclear,weheardanotherofthembrasshorns: \"Honk!honk!\"saysit,andeveryoneofthemchickenswokeup,andstoodatattention。 \"Honk!honk!\"itholleredclearerandnearer。 Thenoverthehillcomeanautomobeel,blowin\'vigorousateveryjump。 \"MyGod!\"IyellstoTusky,kickin\'overmychair,asIspringstomyfeet。\"Stop\'em!Stop\'em!\" Butitwastoolate。Outthegatesprintedthempoordevotedchickens,anduptheroadtheytrailedinvainpursuit。Thelastweseenof\'emwasaminglingofdustanddimfiggersgoin\' thirtymileanhourafteradisappearin\'automobeel。 Thatwasallweseenforthemoment。Aboutthreeo\'clockthefirststragglercamelimpin\'in,hiswingshangin\',hismouthopen,hiseyesglazedwiththeheat。Bysundownfourteenhadreturned。Alltheresthaddisappearedutter;weneverseen\'emagain。Ireckontheyjustnaturallyrunthemselvesintoasunstrokeanddiedontheroad。 Ittakesalongtimetolearnachickenathing,butaheaplongertounlearnhim。Afterthattwoorthreeoftheseyereautomobeelswentbyeveryday,alla-blowin\'oftheirhorns,allkickin\'upahellofadust。AndeverytimethemfourteenHonk-honksofminetookalongafter\'em,justasI\'dtaught\'emtodo,layin\'togettotheircornwhentheycaughtup。Nomoreof\'emdied,butthatfourteendidgetintoeleganttrainin\'。 Afterawhiletheygotplumbtoenjoyin\'it。Whenyoucomerightdowntoit,achickendon\'thavemanyamusementsandrelaxationsinthislife。Searchin\'forworms,chasin\'grasshoppers,andwallerin\'inthedustisaboutthelimitsofjoysforchickens。 Itwassureafinesighttosee\'emaftertheygotwellintothegame。Aboutnineo\'clockeverymornin\'theywouldsaunterdowntotheriseoftheroadwheretheywouldwaitpatientuntilamachinecamealong。Thenitwouldwarmyourhearttoseetheenthusiasmofthem。With,exultantcacklesofjoythey\'dtrailin,reachin\'outlikequarter-horses,theirwingshalfspreadout,theireyesbeamin\'withdelight。Atthelowerturnthey\'dquit。Then,aftertalkin\'itoverexcited-likeforafewminutes,they\'dcalmdownandwaitforanother。 Afterafewmonthsofthissortoftrainin\'theygotpurtygoodatit。Ihadonetwo-year-oldroosterthatmadefifty-fourmileanhourbehindoneofthosesixty-horsepowerPanhandles。Whencarsdidn\'tcomealongoftenenough,they\'dallturnoutandchasejack-rabbits。Theywasn\'tmuchfunatthat。Afterashort,briefsprinttherabbitwouldcrouchdownplumbterrified,whiletheHonk-honkspulledofftriumphaldancesaroundhisshrinkin\'form。 Ourranchgottobepurtywellknownthemdaysamongautomobeelists。Thestrengthoftheircarswashorse-power,ofcourse,butthespeedofthemtheygottoratin\'bychicken-power。SomeofthemusedtocomewayupfromLosAngelesjusttotryoutanewcaralongourroadwiththeHonk-honksforpace-makers。Wechargedthemalittlesomethin\',andthen,too,weopeneduptheroad-houseandthebar,sowedidpurtywell。 Itwasn\'tnecessarytoworkanylongeratthatbogusplacer。 Evenin\'swesataroundoutsideandswappedyarns,andIbraggedonmychickens。Thechickenswouldgatherroundclosetolisten。 Theylikedtoheartheirpraisessung,allright。Youbettheysabe!Theonlyreasonachicken,oranyothercritter,isn\'tintelligentisbecausehehasn\'tnochancetoexpand。 Why,weusedtorunraceswith\'em。Someofuswouldholdtwoormorechickensbackofachalkline,andthestarter\'dblowthehornfromahundredyardstoamileaway,dependin\'onwhetheritwasasprintorfordistance。Wehadpoolsontheresults,gaveodds,madebooks,andkeptrecords。Afterthethinggotknowedwemademoneyhandoverfist。 Thestrangerbrokeoffabruptlyandbegantorollacigarette。 \"Whatdidyouquititfor,then?\"venturedCharley,outofthehushedsilence。 \"Pride,\"repliedthestrangersolemnly。\"Haughtinessofspirit。\" \"Howso?\"urgedCharley,afterapause。 \"Themchickens,\"continuedthestranger,afteramoment,\"stoodaroundlistenin\'tomea-braggin\'ofwhatsuperiorfowlstheywasuntiltheygotallpuffedup。Theywouldn\'thavenothin\' whatevertodowiththeordinarychickenswebroughtinforeatin\'purposes,butstoodaroundlookin\'boredwhentherewasn\'tnosportdoin\'。TheygottobejustlikethatFourHundredyoureadaboutinthepapers。Itwasonecontinualroundofgrasshopperballs,racemeets,andafternoonhen-parties。Theygotidleandhaughty,justlikefolks。Thencomeracesuicide。 Theygottofeelin\'soaristocraticthehenswouldn\'thavenoeggs。\" Nobodydaredsayaword。 \"WindyBill\'ssnake——\"beganthenarratorgenially。 \"Stranger,\"brokeinWindyBill,withgreatemphasis,\"astothatsnake,Iwantyoutounderstandthis:yereafterinmyestimationthatsnakeisnothin\'butanorneryangleworm!\" PARTII THETWOGUNMAN CHAPTERONE THECATTLERUSTLERS BuckJohnsonwasAmericanborn,butwithablackbeardandadignityofmannerthathadearnedhimthetitleofSenor。HehaddriftedintosoutheasternArizonainthedaysofCochiseandVictorioandGeronimo。Hehadpersisted,andsointimehadcometocontrolthewater——andhencethegrazing——ofnearlyalltheSodaSpringsValley。Histroublesweremany,andhisdifficultiesgreat。Thereweretheordinaryproblemsofleananddryyears。TherewerealsotheextraordinaryproblemsofdevastatingApaches;rivalsforearlyandill-definedrangerights——andcattlerustlers。 SenorBuckJohnsonwasamanofcapacity,courage,directnessofmethod,andperseverance。Especiallythelatter。ThereforehehadsurvivedtoseetheApachessubdued,therangerightsadjusted,hiscattleincreasedtothousands,grazingtheareaofaprincipality。Now,alltheenergyandfireofhisfrontiersman\'snaturehehadturnedtowipingoutthethirduncertaintyofanuncertainbusiness。Hefounditataskofsomemagnitude。 ForSenorBuckJohnsonlivedjustnorthofthatterraincognitafilledwiththemysteryofadoublechanceofdeathfrommanortheflamingdesertknownastheMexicanborder。There,bynaturalgravitation,gatheredallthedesperatecharactersofthreeStatesandtworepublics。Hewhorodeintoittookgoodcarethatnooneshouldridebehindhim,livedwarily,sleptlight,andbreatheddeepwhenoncehehadagainsightedthefamiliarpeaksofCochise\'sStronghold。Nooneprofessedknowledgeofthosewhodwelttherein。Theymoved,mysteriousasthedesertillusionsthatcompassedthemabout。Asyourode,therangesofmountainsvisiblychangedform,themonstrous,snaky,sea-likegrowthsofthecactusclutchedatyourstirrup,mocklakessparkledanddissolvedinthemiddledistance,thesunbeathotandmerciless,thepowdereddryalkalibeathotlyandmercilesslyback——andstrange,grimmen,swarthy,bearded,heavilyarmed,withred-rimmedunshiftingeyes,rodesilentlyoutofthemistsofillusiontolookonyousteadily,andthentoridesilentlybackintothedeserthaze。Theymightbeonlytheherdersofthegauntcattle,oragaintheymightbelongtotheLostLegionthatpeopledthecountry。Allyoucouldknowwasthatofthemenwhoenteredin,butfewreturned。 Directlynorthofthisunknownlandyouencounteredparallelfencesrunningacrossthecountry。Theyenclosednothing,butofferedachecktothecattledriftingtowardtheclutchoftherenegades,andanobstacletoswift,dashingforays。 Ofcattle-rustlingtherearevariousforms。Theboldestconsistsquitesimplyofrunningoffabunchofstock,hustlingitovertheMexicanline,andtheresellingittosomeofthebigSonoraranchowners。Generallythissortmeanswar。Alsoaretheresubtlermeans,gradinginskillfromthere-brandingthroughawetblanket,throughthecraftyrefashioningofabrandtothevariousmethodsofseparatingthecowfromherunbrandedcalf。 InthecourseofhistaskSenorBuckJohnsonwouldhavetodowiththemall,butatpresentheexistedinastateofwarfare,fightinganenemywhostoleastheIndiansusedtosteal。 Alreadybehadfoughttwopitchedbattlesandhadwonthemboth。 Hiscattleincreased,andhebecamerich。Neverthelessheknewthatconstantlyhisresourceswerebeingdrained。TimeandagainheandhisnewTexasforeman,JedParker,hadfollowedthetrailofastampededbunchoftwentyorthirty,followedthemondownthroughtheSodaSpringsValleytothecutdriftfences,theretoabandonthem。For,asyet,anarmedforcewouldbeneededtopenetratetheborderland。Onceheandhismenbadexperiencedthegloryofanightpursuit。Then,atthedriftfences,hehadfoughtoneofhisbattles。ButitwasimpossibleadequatelytopatrolallpartsofarangebiggerthansomeEasternStates。 BuckJohnsondidhisbest,butitwaslikesteppingwithsandtheinnumerablelittleleaksofadam。DidhisriderswatchtowardtheChiricahuas,thenascoreofbeefsteersdisappearedfromGrant\'sPassfortymilesaway。Pursuitheremeantleavingcattleunguardedthere。Itwasuseless,andtheSenorsoonperceivedthatsoonerorlaterhemuststrikeinoffence。 Forthispurposehebeganslowlytostrengthentheforcesofhisriders。MenwerecominginfromTexas。Theyweregoodmen,addictedtothegrass-rope,thedoublecinch,andtheox-bowstirrup。SenorJohnsonwantedmenwhocouldshoot,andhegotthem。 \"Jed,\"saidSenorJohnsontohisforeman,\"thenextsonofagunthatrustlesanyofourcowsissureloadinghimselffulloftrouble。We\'llhithistrailandwillstaywithit,andwe\'llreachhiscattle-rustlingconsciencewitharope。\"