第6章

类别:其他 作者:H.H.Munro (字数:16573更新时间:19/01/05 09:43:30
THEMAPPINEDLIFE \"TheseMappinTerracesattheZoologicalGardensareagreatimprovementontheoldstyleofwild-beastcage,\"saidMrs。JamesGurtleberry,puttingdownanillustratedpaper;\"theygiveonetheillusionofseeingtheanimalsintheirnaturalsurroundings。I wonderhowmuchoftheillusionispassedontotheanimals?\" \"Thatwoulddependontheanimal,\"saidherniece;\"ajungle-fowl,forinstance,wouldnodoubtthinkitslawfuljunglesurroundingswerefaithfullyreproducedifyougaveitasufficiencyofwives,agoodlyvarietyofseedfoodandants\'eggs,acommodiousbankoflooseearthtodustitselfin,aconvenientroostingtree,andarivalortwotomakemattersinteresting。Ofcoursethereoughttobejungle-catsandbirdsofpreyandotheragenciesofsuddendeathtoaddtotheillusionofliberty,butthebird\'sownimaginationiscapableofinventingthose——lookhowadomesticfowlwillsquawkanalarmnoteifarookorwoodpigeonpassesoveritsrunwhenithaschickens。\" \"Youthink,then,theyreallydohaveasortofillusion,ifyougivethemspaceenough——\" \"Inafewcasesonly。Nothingwillmakemebelievethatanacreorsoofconcreteenclosurewillmakeuptoawolforatiger-catfortherangeofnightprowlingthatwouldbelongtoitinawildstate。 Thinkofthedictionaryofsoundandscentandrecollectionthatunfoldsbeforearealwildbeatasitcomesoutfromitslaireveryevening,withtheknowledgethatinafewminutesitwillbehieingalongtosomedistanthuntinggroundwhereallthejoyandfuryofthechaseawaitsit;thinkofthecrowdedsensationsofthebrainwheneveryrustle,everycry,everybenttwig,andeverywhiffacrossthenostrilsmeanssomething,somethingtodowithlifeanddeathanddinner。Imaginethesatisfactionofstealingdowntoyourownparticulardrinkingspot,choosingyourownparticulartreetoscrapeyourclawson,findingyourownparticularbedofdriedgrasstorollon。Then,intheplaceofallthat,putaconcretepromenade,whichwillbeofexactlythesamedimensionswhetheryouraceorcrawlacrossit,coatedwithstale,unvaryingscentsandsurroundedwithcriesandnoisesthathaveceasedtohavetheleastmeaningorinterest。Asasubstituteforanarrowcagethenewenclosuresareexcellent,butIshouldthinktheyareapoorimitationofalifeofliberty。\" \"It\'sratherdepressingtothinkthat,\"saidMrs。Gurtleberry;\"theylooksospaciousandsonatural,butIsupposeagooddealofwhatseemsnaturaltouswouldbemeaninglesstoawildanimal。\" \"Thatiswhereoursuperiorpowersofself-deceptioncomein,\"saidtheniece;\"weareabletoliveourunreal,stupidlittlelivesonourparticularMappinterrace,andpersuadeourselvesthatwereallyareuntrammelledmenandwomenleadingareasonableexistenceinareasonablesphere。\" \"Butgoodgracious,\"exclaimedtheaunt,bouncingintoanattitudeofscandaliseddefence,\"weareleadingreasonableexistences!Whatonearthdoyoumeanbytrammels?Wearemerelytrammelledbytheordinarydecentconventionsofcivilisedsociety。\" \"Wearetrammelled,\"saidtheniece,calmlyandpitilessly,\"byrestrictionsofincomeandopportunity,andaboveallbylackofinitiative。Tosomepeoplearestrictedincomedoesn\'tmatterabit,infactitoftenseemstohelpasameansforgettingalotofrealityoutoflife;IamsuretherearemenandwomenwhodotheirshoppinginlittlebackstreetsofParis,buyingfourcarrotsandashredofbeeffortheirdailysustenance,wholeadaperfectlyrealandeventfulexistence。Lackofinitiativeisthethingthatreallycripplesone,andthatiswhereyouandIandUncleJamesaresohopelesslyshutin。WearejustsomanyanimalsstuckdownonaMappinterrace,withthisdifferenceinourdisfavour,thattheanimalsaretheretobelookedat,whilenobodywantstolookatus。 Asamatteroffacttherewouldbenothingtolookat。Wegetcoldsinwinterandhayfeverinsummer,andifawasphappenstostingoneofus,well,thatisthewasp\'sinitiative,notours;allwedoistowaitfortheswellingtogodown。Wheneverwedoclimbintolocalfameandnotice,itisbyindirectmethods;ifithappenstobeagoodfloweringyearformagnoliastheneighbourhoodobserves: \'HaveyouseentheGurtleberry\'smagnolia?Itisaperfectmassofflowers,\'andwegoabouttellingpeoplethattherearefifty-sevenblossomsasagainstthirty-ninethepreviousyear。\" \"InCoronationyeartherewereasmanyassixty,\"putintheaunt,\"yourunclehaskeptarecordforthelasteightyears。\" \"Doesn\'titeverstrikeyou,\"continuedtheniecerelentlessly,\"thatifwemovedawayfromhereorwereblottedoutofexistenceourlocalclaimtofamewouldpassonautomaticallytowhoeverhappenedtotakethehouseandgarden?Peoplewouldsaytooneanother,\'HaveyouseentheSmith-Jenkins\'magnolia?Itisaperfectmassofflowers,\'orelse\'Smith-Jenkinstellsmetherewon\'tbeasingleblossomontheirmagnoliathisyear;theeastwindshaveturnedallthebudsblack。\'Nowif,whenwehadgone,peoplestillassociatedournameswiththemagnoliatree,nomatterwhotemporarilypossessedit,iftheysaid,\'Ah,that\'sthetreeonwhichtheGurtleberryshungtheircookbecauseshesentupthewrongkindofsaucewiththeasparagus,\'thatwouldbesomethingreallyduetoourowninitiative,apartfromanythingeastwindsormagnoliavitalitymighthavetosayinthematter。\" \"Weshouldneverdosuchathing,\"saidtheaunt。 Theniecegaveareluctantsigh。 \"Ican\'timagineit,\"sheadmitted。\"Ofcourse,\"shecontinued,\"thereareheapsofwaysofleadingarealexistencewithoutcommittingsensationaldeedsofviolence。It\'sthedreadfullittleeverydayactsofpretendedimportancethatgivetheMappinstamptoourlife。Itwouldbeentertaining,ifitwasn\'tsopatheticallytragic,tohearUncleJamesfussinhereinthemorningandannounce,\'ImustjustgodownintothetownandfindoutwhatthementherearesayingaboutMexico。Mattersarebeginningtolookseriousthere。\'Thenhepattersawayintothetown,andtalksinahighlyseriousvoicetothetobacconist,incidentallybuyinganounceoftobacco;perhapshemeetsoneortwoothersoftheworld\'sthinkersandtalkstotheminahighlyseriousvoice,thenhepattersbackhereandannounceswithincreasedimportance,\'I\'vejustbeentalkingtosomemeninthetownabouttheconditionofaffairsinMexico。TheyagreewiththeviewthatIhaveformed,thatthingstherewillhavetogetworsebeforetheygetbetter。\' OfcoursenobodyinthetowncaredintheleastlittlebitwhathisviewsaboutMexicowereorwhetherhehadany。Thetobacconistwasn\'tevenflutteredathisbuyingtheounceoftobacco;heknowsthathepurchasesthesamequantityofthesamesortoftobaccoeveryweek。UncleJamesmightjustaswellhavelainonhisbackinthegardenandchatteredtothelilactreeaboutthehabitsofcaterpillars。\" \"Ireallywillnotlistentosuchthingsaboutyouruncle,\" protestedMrs。JamesGurtleberryangrily。 \"Myowncaseisjustasbadandjustastragic,\"saidtheniece,dispassionately;\"nearlyeverythingaboutmeisconventionalmake- believe。I\'mnotagooddancer,andnoonecouldhonestlycallmegood-looking,butwhenIgotooneofourdulllittlelocaldancesI\'mconventionallysupposedto\'haveaheavenlytime,\'toattracttheardenthomageofthelocalcavaliers,andtogohomewithmyheadawhirlwithpleasurablerecollections。Asamatteroffact,I\'vemerelyputinsomehoursofindifferentdancing,drunksomebadly-madeclaretcup,andlistenedtoanenormousamountoflaboriouslightconversation。Amoonlighthen-stealingraidwiththemerry-eyedcuratewouldbeinfinitelymoreexciting;imaginethepleasureofcarryingoffallthosewhiteminorcasthattheChibfordsarealwaysbraggingabout。Whenwehaddisposedofthemwecouldgivetheproceedstoacharity,sotherewouldbenothingreallywrongaboutit。ButnothingofthatsortlieswithintheMappinedlimitsofmylife。Oneofthesedayssomebodydullanddecorousandundistinguishedwill\'makehimselfagreeable\'tomeatatennisparty,asthesayingis,andallthedulloldgossipsoftheneighbourhoodwillbegintoaskwhenwearetobeengaged,andatlastweshallbeengaged,andpeoplewillgiveusbutter-dishesandblotting-casesandframedpicturesofyoungwomenfeedingswans。 Hullo,Uncle,areyougoingout?\" \"I\'mjustgoingdowntothetown,\"announcedMr。JamesGurtleberry,withanairofsomeimportance:\"IwanttohearwhatpeoplearesayingaboutAlbania。Affairstherearebeginningtotakeonaveryseriouslook。It\'smyopinionthatwehaven\'tseentheworstofthingsyet。\" Inthishewasprobablyright,buttherewasnothingintheimmediateorprospectiveconditionofAlbaniatowarrantMrs。 Gurtleberryinburstingintotears。 FATE RexDillotwasnearlytwenty-four,almostgood-lookingandquitepenniless。Hismotherwassupposedtomakehimsomesortofanallowanceoutofwhathercreditorsallowedher,andRexoccasionallystrayedintotheranksofthosewhoearnfitfulsalariesassecretariesorcompanionstopeoplewhoareunabletocopeunaidedwiththeircorrespondenceortheirleisure。Forafewmonthshehadbeenassistanteditorandbusinessmanagerofapaperdevotedtofancymice,butthedevotionhadbeenallononeside,andthepaperdisappearedwithacertainabruptnessfromclubreading-roomsandotherhauntswhereithadmadeagratuitousappearance。Still,Rexlivedwithsomeairofcomfortandwell- being,asonecanliveifoneisbornwithageniusforthatsortofthing,andakindlyProvidenceusuallyarrangedthathisweek-endinvitationscoincidedwiththedatesonwhichhisonewhitedinner- waistcoatwasinalaundry-returnedconditionofdazzlingcleanness。 Heplayedmostgamesbadly,andwasshrewdenoughtorecognisethefact,buthehaddevelopedamarvellouslyaccuratejudgementinestimatingtheplayandchancesofotherpeople,whetherinagolfmatch,billiardhandicap,orcroquettournament。Bydintofparadinghisopinionofsuchandsuchaplayer\'ssuperioritywithasufficientdegreeofyouthfulassertivenessheusuallysucceededinprovokingawageratliberalodds,andhelookedtohisweek-endwinningstocarryhimthroughthefinancialembarrassmentsofhismid-weekexistence。Thetroublewas,asheconfidedtoClovisSangrail,thatheneverhadenoughavailableorevenprospectivecashathiscommandtoenablehimtofixthewageratafigurereallyworthwinning。 \"Someday,\"hesaid,\"Ishallcomeacrossareallysafething,abetthatsimplycan\'tgoastray,andthenIshallputitupforallI\'mworth,orratherforagooddealmorethanI\'mworthifyousoldmeuptothelastbutton。\" \"Itwouldbeawkwardifitdidn\'thappentocomeoff,\"saidClovis。 \"Itwouldbemorethanawkward,\"saidRex;\"itwouldbeatragedy。 Allthesame,itwouldbeextremelyamusingtobringitoff。Fancyawakinginthemorningwithaboutthreehundredpoundsstandingtoone\'scredit。Ishouldgoandclearoutmyhostess\'spigeon-loftbeforebreakfastoutofsheergood-temper。\" \"Yourhostessofthemomentmightn\'thaveapigeon-loft,\"saidClovis。 \"Ialwayschoosehostessesthathave,\"saidRex;\"apigeon-loftisindicativeofacareless,extravagant,genialdisposition,suchasI liketoseearoundme。PeoplewhostrewcornbroadcastforalotoffeatheredinanitiesthatjustsitaboutcooingandgivingeachotherthegladeyeinaLouisQuatorzemannerareprettycertaintodoyouwell。\" \"YoungStrinnitiscomingdownthisafternoon,\"saidClovisreflectively;\"Idaresayyouwon\'tfinditdifficulttogethimtobackhimselfatbilliards。Heplaysaprettyusefulgame,buthe\'snotquiteasgoodashefanciesheis。\" \"Iknowonememberofthepartywhocanwalkroundhim,\"saidRexsoftly,analertlookcomingintohiseyes;\"thatcadaverous-lookingMajorwhoarrivedlastnight。I\'veseenhimplayatSt。Moritz。IfIcouldgetStrinnittolayoddsonhimselfagainsttheMajorthemoneywouldbesafeinmypocket。ThislookslikethegoodthingI\'vebeenwatchingandprayingfor。\" \"Don\'tberash,\"counselledClovis,\"Strinnitmayplayuptohisself-imaginedformonceinabluemoon。\" \"Iintendtoberash,\"saidRexquietly,andthelookonhisfacecorroboratedhiswords。 \"Areyouallgoingtoflocktothebilliard-room?\"askedTeresaThundleford,afterdinner,withanairofsomedisapprovalandagooddealofannoyance。\"Ican\'tseewhatparticularamusementyoufindinwatchingtwomenproddinglittleivoryballsaboutonatable。\" \"Oh,well,\"saidherhostess,\"it\'sawayofpassingthetime,youknow。\" \"Averypoorway,tomymind,\"saidMrs。Thundleford;\"nowIwasgoingtohaveshownallofyouthephotographsItookinVenicelastsummer。\" \"Youshowedthemtouslastnight,\"saidMrs。Cuveringhastily。 \"ThoseweretheonesItookinFlorence。Thesearequiteadifferentlot。\" \"Oh,well,sometimeto-morrowwecanlookatthem。Youcanleavethemdowninthedrawing-room,andtheneveryonecanhavealook。\" \"Ishouldprefertoshowthemwhenyouareallgatheredtogether,asIhavequitealotofexplanatoryremarkstomake,aboutVenetianartandarchitecture,onthesamelinesasmyremarkslastnightontheFlorentinegalleries。Also,therearesomeversesofminethatIshouldliketoreadyou,ontherebuildingoftheCampanile。But,ofcourse,ifyouallprefertowatchMajorLattonandMr。Strinnitknockingballsaboutonatable——\" \"Theyarebothsupposedtobefirst-rateplayers,\"saidthehostess。 \"Ihaveyettolearnthatmyversesandmyartcauserieareofsecond-ratequality,\"saidMrs。Thundlefordwithacerbity。 \"However,asyouallseembentonwatchingasillygame,there\'snomoretobesaid。Ishallgoupstairsandfinishsomewriting。 Lateron,perhaps,Iwillcomedownandjoinyou。\" Toone,atleast,oftheonlookersthegamewasanythingbutsilly。 Itwasabsorbing,exciting,exasperating,nerve-stretching,andfinallyitgrewtobetragic。TheMajorwiththeSt。Moritzreputationwasplayingalongwaybelowhisform,youngStrinnitwasplayingslightlyabovehis,andhadalltheluckofthegameaswell。Fromtheverystarttheballsseemedpossessedbyademonofcontrariness;theytrundledaboutcomplacentlyforoneplayer,theywouldgonowherefortheother。 \"Ahundredandseventy,seventy-four,\"sangouttheyouthwhowasmarking。Inagameoftwohundredandfiftyupitwasanenormousleadtohold。CloviswatchedtheflushofexcitementdieawayfromDillot\'sface,andahardwhitelooktakeitsplace。 \"Howmuchhaveyougoon?\"whisperedClovis。Theotherwhisperedthesumthroughdry,shakinglips。Itwasmorethanheoranyoneconnectedwithhimcouldpay;hehaddonewhathehadsaidhewoulddo。Hehadbeenrash。 \"Twohundredandsix,ninety-eight。\" Rexheardaclockstriketensomewhereinthehall,thenanothersomewhereelse,andanother,andanother;thehouseseemedfullofstrikingclocks。Theninthedistancethestableclockchimedin。 Inanotherhourtheywouldallbestrikingeleven,andhewouldbelisteningtothemasadisgracedoutcast,unabletopay,eveninpart,thewagerhehadchallenged。 \"Twohundredandeighteen,ahundredandthree。\"Thegamewasasgoodasover。Rexwasasgoodasdonefor。Helongeddesperatelyfortheceilingtofallin,forthehousetocatchfire,foranythingtohappenthatwouldputanendtothathorriblerollingtoandfroofredandwhiteivorythatwasjostlinghimnearerandnearertohisdoom。 \"Twohundredandtwenty-eight,ahundredandseven。\" Rexopenedhiscigarette-case;itwasempty。Thatatleastgavehimapretexttoslipawayfromtheroomforthepurposeofrefillingit;hewouldsparehimselfthedrawn-outtortureofwatchingthathopelessgameplayedouttothebitterend。Hebackedawayfromthecircleofabsorbedwatchersandmadehiswayupashortstairwaytoalong,silentcorridorofbedrooms,eachwithaguests\'namewritteninalittlesquareonthedoor。Inthehushthatreignedinthispartofthehousehecouldstillhearthehatefulclick-clickoftheballs;ifhewaitedforafewminuteslongerhewouldhearthelittleoutbreakofclappingandbuzzofcongratulationthatwouldhailStrinnit\'svictory。Onthealerttensionofhisnervestherebrokeanothersound,theaggressive,wrath-inducingbreathingofonewhosleepsinheavyafter-dinnerslumber。Thesoundcamefromaroomjustathiselbow;thecardonthedoorboretheannouncement\"Mrs。Thundleford。\"Thedoorwasjustslightlyajar; Rexpusheditopenaninchortwomoreandlookedin。TheaugustTeresahadfallenasleepoveranillustratedguidetoFlorentineart-galleries;atherside,somewhatdangerouslyneartheedgeofthetable,wasareading-lamp。IfFatehadbeendecentlykindtohim,thoughtRex,bitterly,thatlampwouldhavebeenknockedoverbythesleeperandwouldhavegiventhemsomethingtothinkofbesidesbilliardmatches。 Thereareoccasionswhenonemusttakeone\'sFateinone\'shands。 Rextookthelampinhis。 \"Twohundredandthirty-seven,onehundredandfifteen。\"Strinnitwasatthetable,andtheballslayingoodpositionforhim;hehadachoiceoftwofairlyeasyshots,achoicewhichhewasnevertodecide。Asuddenhurricaneofshrieksandarushofstumblingfeetsenteveryoneflockingtothedoor。TheDillotboycrashedintotheroom,carryinginhisarmsthevociferousandsomewhatdishevelledTeresaThundleford;herclothingwascertainlynotamassofflames,asthemoreexcitablemembersofthepartyafterwardsdeclared,buttheedgeofherskirtandpartofthetable-coverinwhichshehadbeenhastilywrappedwerealightinaflickering,half-heartedmanner。Rexflunghisstrugglingburdenonthebilliardtable,andforonebreathlessminutetheworkofbeatingoutthesparkswithrugsandcushionsandplayingonthemwithsoda-watersyphonsengrossedtheenergiesoftheentirecompany。 \"ItwasluckyIwaspassingwhenithappened,\"pantedRex;\"someonehadbetterseetotheroom,Ithinkthecarpetisalight。\" Asamatteroffactthepromptitudeandenergyoftherescuerhadpreventedanygreatdamagebeingdone,eithertothevictimorhersurroundings。Thebilliardtablehadsufferedmost,andhadtobelaidupforrepairs;perhapsitwasnotthebestplacetohavechosenforthesceneofsalvageoperations;butthen,asClovisremarked,whenoneisrushingaboutwithablazingwomaninone\'sarmsonecan\'tstoptothinkoutexactlywhereoneisgoingtoputher。 THEBULL TomYorkfieldhadalwaysregardedhishalf-brother,Laurence,withalazyinstinctofdislike,toneddown,asyearswenton,toatolerantfeelingofindifference。Therewasnothingverytangibletodislikehimfor;hewasjustablood-relation,withwhomTomhadnosingletasteorinterestincommon,andwithwhom,atthesametime,hehadhadnooccasionforquarrel。Laurencehadleftthefarmearlyinlife,andhadlivedforafewyearsonasmallsumofmoneylefthimbyhismother;hehadtakenuppaintingasaprofession,andwasreportedtobedoingfairlywellatit,wellenough,atanyrate,tokeepbodyandsoultogether。Hespecialisedinpaintinganimals,andhewassuccessfulinfindingacertainnumberofpeopletobuyhispictures。Tomfeltacomfortingsenseofassuredsuperiorityincontrastinghispositionwiththatofhishalf-brother;Laurencewasanartist-chap,justthatandnothingmore,thoughyoumightmakeitsoundmoreimportantbycallingananimalpainter;Tomwasafarmer,notinaverybigway,itwastrue,buttheHelseryfarmhadbeeninthefamilyforsomegenerations,andithadagoodreputationforthestockraisedonit。Tomhaddonehisbest,withthelittlecapitalathiscommand,tomaintainandimprovethestandardofhissmallherdofcattle,andinCloverFairyhehadbredabullwhichwassomethingratherbetterthananythathisimmediateneighbourscouldshow。Itwouldnothavemadeasensationinthejudging-ringatanimportantcattleshow,butitwasasvigorous,shapely,andhealthyayounganimalasanysmallpracticalfarmercouldwishtopossess。AttheKing\'sHeadonmarketdaysCloverFairywasveryhighlyspokenof,andYorkfieldusedtodeclarethathewouldnotpartwithhimforahundredpounds;ahundredpoundsisalotofmoneyinthesmallfarmingline,andprobablyanythingovereightywouldhavetemptedhim。 ItwaswithsomeespecialpleasurethatTomtookadvantageofoneofLaurence\'srarevisitstothefarmtoleadhimdowntotheenclosurewhereCloverFairykeptsolitarystate——thegrasswidowerofagrazingharem。Tomfeltsomeofhisolddislikeforhishalf- brotherreviving;theartistwasbecomingmorelanguidinhismanner,moreunsuitablyturned-outinattire,andheseemedinclinedtoimpartaslightlypatronisingtonetohisconversation。Hetooknoheedofaflourishingpotatocrop,butwaxedenthusiasticoveraclumpofyellow-floweringweedthatstoodinacornerbyagateway,whichwasrathergallingtotheownerofareallyverywellweededfarm;again,whenhemighthavebeendulycomplimentaryaboutagroupoffat,black-facedlambs,thatsimplycriedaloudforadmiration,hebecameeloquentoverthefoliagetintsofanoakcopseonthehillopposite。ButnowhewasbeingtakentoinspectthecrowningprideandgloryofHelsery;howevergrudginghemightbeinhispraises,howeverbackwardandniggardlywithhiscongratulations,hewouldhavetoseeandacknowledgethemanyexcellencesofthatredoubtableanimal。Someweeksago,whileonabusinessjourneytoTaunton,Tomhadbeeninvitedbyhishalf- brothertovisitastudiointhattown,whereLaurencewasexhibitingoneofhispictures,alargecanvasrepresentingabullstandingknee-deepinsomemarshyground;ithadbeengoodofitskind,nodoubt,andLaurencehadseemedinordinatelypleasedwithit;\"thebestthingI\'vedoneyet,\"hehadsaidoverandoveragain,andTomhadgenerouslyagreedthatitwasfairlylife-like。Now,themanofpigmentswasgoingtobeshownarealpicture,alivingmodelofstrengthandcomeliness,athingtofeasttheeyeson,apicturethatexhibitednewposeandactionwitheveryshiftingminute,insteadofstandinggluedintooneunvaryingattitudebetweenthefourwallsofaframe。Tomunfastenedastoutwoodendoorandledthewayintoastraw-beddedyard。 \"Ishequiet?\"askedtheartist,asayoungbullwithacurlyredcoatcameinquiringlytowardsthem。 \"He\'splayfulattimes,\"saidTom,leavinghishalf-brothertowonderwhetherthebull\'sideasofplaywereofthecatch-as-catch- canorder。Laurencemadeoneortwoperfunctorycommentsontheanimal\'sappearanceandaskedaquestionorsoastohisageandsuch-likedetails;thenhecoollyturnedthetalkintoanotherchannel。 \"DoyourememberthepictureIshowedyouatTaunton?\"heasked。 \"Yes,\"gruntedTom;\"awhite-facedbullstandinginsomeslush。 Don\'tadmirethoseHerefordsmuchmyself;bulky-lookingbrutes,don\'tseemtohavemuchlifeinthem。Daresaythey\'reeasiertopaintthatway;now,thisyoungbeggarisonthemoveallthetime,aren\'tyou,Fairy?\" \"I\'vesoldthatpicture,\"saidLaurence,withconsiderablecomplacencyinhisvoice。 \"Haveyou?\"saidTom;\"gladtohearit,I\'msure。Hopeyou\'repleasedwithwhatyou\'vegotforit。\" \"Igotthreehundredpoundsforit,\"saidLaurence。 Tomturnedtowardshimwithaslowlyrisingflushofangerinhisface。Threehundredpounds!UnderthemostfavourablemarketconditionsthathecouldimaginehisprizedCloverFairywouldhardlyfetchahundred,yetherewasapieceofvarnishedcanvas,paintedbyhishalf-brother,sellingforthreetimesthatsum。Itwasacruelinsultthatwenthomewithallthemoreforcebecauseitemphasisedthetriumphofthepatronising,self-satisfiedLaurence。 Theyoungfarmerhadmeanttoputhisrelativejustalittleoutofconceitwithhimselfbydisplayingthejewelofhispossessions,andnowthetableswereturned,andhisvaluedbeastwasmadetolookcheapandinsignificantbesidethepricepaidforamerepicture。 Itwassomonstrouslyunjust;thepaintingwouldneverbeanythingmorethanadexterouspieceofcounterfeitlife,whileCloverFairywastherealthing,amonarchinhislittleworld,apersonalityinthecountryside。Afterhewasdead,even,hewouldstillbesomethingofapersonality;hisdescendantswouldgrazeinthosevalleymeadowsandhillsidepastures,theywouldfillstallandbyreandmilking-shed,theirgoodredcoatswouldspecklethelandscapeandcrowdthemarket-place;menwouldnoteapromisingheiferorawell-proportionedsteer,andsay:\"Ah,thatonecomesofgoodoldCloverFairy\'sstock。\"Allthattimethepicturewouldbehanging,lifelessandunchanging,beneathitsdustandvarnish,achattelthatceasedtomeananythingifyouchosetoturnitwithitsbacktothewall。ThesethoughtschasedthemselvesangrilythroughTomYorkfield\'smind,buthecouldnotputthemintowords。Whenhegavetonguetohisfeelingsheputmattersbluntlyandharshly。 \"Somesoft-wittedfoolsmayliketothrowawaythreehundredpoundsonabitofpaintwork;can\'tsayasIenvythemtheirtaste。I\'dratherhavetherealthingthanapictureofit。\" Henoddedtowardstheyoungbull,thatwasalternatelystaringatthemwithnoseheldhighandloweringitshornswithahalf-playful,half-impatientshakeofthehead。 Laurencelaughedalaughofirritating,indulgentamusement。 \"Idon\'tthinkthepurchaserofmybitofpaintwork,asyoucallit,needworryabouthavingthrownhismoneyaway。AsIgettobebetterknownandrecognisedmypictureswillgoupinvalue。Thatparticularonewillprobablyfetchfourhundredinasale-roomfiveorsixyearshence;picturesaren\'tabadinvestmentifyouknowenoughtopickouttheworkoftherightmen。Nowyoucan\'tsayyourpreciousbullisgoingtogetmorevaluablethelongeryoukeephim;he\'llhavehislittleday,andthen,ifyougoonkeepinghim,he\'llcomedownatlasttoafewshillingsworthofhoofsandhide,justatatime,perhaps,whenmybullisbeingboughtforabigsumforsomeimportantpicturegallery。\" Itwastoomuch。TheunitedforceoftruthandslanderandinsultputoverheavyastrainonTomYorkfield\'spowersofrestraint。Inhisrighthandheheldausefuloakcudgel,withhislefthemadeagrabattheloosecollarofLaurence\'scanary-colouredsilkshirt。 Laurencewasnotafightingman;thefearofphysicalviolencethrewhimoffhisbalanceascompletelyasovermasteringindignationhadthrownTomoffhis,andthusitcametopassthatCloverFairywasregaledwiththeunprecedentedsightofahumanbeingscuddingandsquawkingacrosstheenclosure,likethehenthatwouldpersistintryingtoestablishanesting-placeinthemanger。InanothercrowdedhappymomentthebullwastryingtojerkLaurenceoverhisleftshoulder,toprodhimintheribswhilestillintheair,andtokneelonhimwhenhereachedtheground。ItwasonlythevigorousinterventionofTomthatinducedhimtorelinquishthelastitemofhisprogramme。 Tomdevotedlyandungrudginglynursedhishalfbrothertoacompleterecoveryfromhisinjuries,whichconsistedofnothingmoreseriousthanadislocatedshoulder,abrokenribortwo,andalittlenervousprostration。Afterall,therewasnofurtheroccasionforrancourintheyoungfarmer\'smind;Laurence\'sbullmightsellforthreehundred,orforsixhundred,andbeadmiredbythousandsinsomebigpicturegallery,butitwouldnevertossamanoveroneshoulderandcatchhimajabintheribsbeforehehadfallenontheotherside。ThatwasCloverFairy\'snoteworthyachievement,whichcouldneverbetakenawayfromhim。 Laurencecontinuestobepopularasananimalartist,buthissubjectsarealwayskittensorfawnsorlambkins——neverbulls。 MORLVERA TheOlympicToyEmporiumoccupiedaconspicuousfrontageinanimportantWestEndstreet。ItwashappilynamedToyEmporium,becauseonewouldneverhavedreamedofaccordingitthefamiliarandyetpulse-quickeningnameoftoyshop。Therewasanairofcoldsplendourandelaboratefailureaboutthewaresthatweresetoutinitsamplewindows;theywerethesortoftoysthatatiredshop- assistantdisplaysandexplainsatChristmastimetoexclamatoryparentsandbored,silentchildren。Theanimaltoyslookedmorelikenaturalhistorymodelsthanthecomfortable,sympatheticcompanionsthatonewouldwish,atacertainage,totaketobedwithone,andtosmuggleintothebath-room。Themechanicaltoysincessantlydidthingsthatnoonecouldwantatoytodomorethanahalfadozentimesinitslife-time;itwasamercifulreflectionthatinanyright-mindednurserythelifetimewouldcertainlybeshort。 Prominentamongtheelegantly-dresseddollsthatfilledanentiresectionofthewindowfrontagewasalargehobble-skirtedladyinaconfectionofpeach-colouredvelvet,elaboratelysetoffwithleopardskinaccessories,ifonemayusesuchaconvenientlycomprehensivewordindescribinganintricatefemininetoilette。 Shelackednothingthatistobefoundinacarefullydetailedfashion-plate——infact,shemightbesaidtohavesomethingmorethantheaveragefashion-platefemalepossesses;inplaceofavacant,expressionlessstareshehadcharacterinherface。Itmustbeadmittedthatitwasbadcharacter,cold,hostile,inquisitorial,withasinisterloweringofoneeyebrowandamercilesshardnessaboutthecornersofthemouth。Onemighthaveimaginedhistoriesaboutherbythehour,historiesinwhichunworthyambition,thedesireformoney,andanentireabsenceofalldecentfeelingwouldplayaconspicuouspart。 Asamatteroffact,shewasnotwithoutherjudgesandbiographers,eveninthisshop-windowstageofhercareer。Emmeline,agedten,andBert,agedseven,hadhaltedonthewayfromtheirobscurebackstreettotheminnow-stockedwaterofSt。James\'sPark,andwerecriticallyexaminingthehobble-skirteddoll,anddissectinghercharacterinnoverytolerantspirit。Thereisprobablyalatentenmitybetweenthenecessarilyunder-cladandtheunnecessarilyover-dressed,butalittlekindnessandgoodfellowshiponthepartofthelatterwilloftenchangethesentimenttoadmiringdevotion; iftheladyinpeach-colouredvelvetandleopardskinhadwornapleasantexpressioninadditiontoherotherelaboratefurnishings,Emmelineatleastmighthaverespectedandevenlovedher。Asitwas,shegaveherahorriblereputation,basedchieflyonasecondhandknowledgeofgildeddepravityderivedfromtheconversationofthosewhowereskilledintheartofnovelettereading;Bertfilledinafewdamagingdetailsfromhisownlimitedimagination。 \"She\'sabadlot,thatoneis,\"declaredEmmeline,afteralongunfriendlystare;\"\'er\'usbind\'ates\'er。\" \"\'Eknocks\'erabart,\"saidBert,withenthusiasm。 \"No,\'edon\'t,cos\'e\'sdead;shepoisoned\'imslowandgradual,sothatnobodydidn\'tknow。Nowshewantstomarryalord,with\'eapsand\'eapsofmoney。\'E\'sgotawifealready,butshe\'sgoingtopoison\'er,too。\" \"She\'sabadlot,\"saidBertwithgrowinghostility。 \"\'Ermother\'atesher,andshe\'safraidof\'er,too,cosshe\'sgotaserkestictongue;alwaystalkingserkesms,sheis。She\'sgreedy,too;ifthere\'sfishgoing,sheeats\'erownshareand\'erlittlegirl\'saswell,thoughthelittlegirlisdellikit。\" \"She\'adalittleboyonce,\"saidBert,\"butshepushed\'imintothewaterwhennobodywasn\'tlooking。\" \"Noshedidn\'t,\"saidEmmeline,\"shesent\'imawaytobekep\'bypoorpeople,so\'er\'usbindwouldn\'tknowwhere\'ewas。Theyill- treat\'imsomethinkcruel。\" \"Wot\'s\'ernime?\"askedBert,thinkingthatitwastimethatsointerestingapersonalityshouldbelabelled。 \"\'Ernime?\"saidEmmeline,thinkinghard,\"\'ernime\'sMorlvera。\"Itwasasnearasshecouldgettothenameofanadventuresswhofiguredprominentlyinacinemadrama。Therewassilenceforamomentwhilethepossibilitiesofthenamewereturnedoverinthechildren\'sminds。 \"Thoseclothesshe\'sgotonain\'tpaidfor,andneverwon\'tbe,\" saidEmmeline;\"shethinksshe\'llgettherichlordtopayfor\'em,but\'ewon\'t。\'E\'sgiven\'erjools,\'underdsofpounds\'worth。\" \"\'Ewon\'tpayfortheclothes,\"saidBert,withconviction。 Evidentlytherewassomelimittotheweakgoodnatureofwealthylords。 Atthatmomentamotorcarriagewithliveriedservantsdrewupattheemporiumentrance;alargelady,withapenetratingandratherhurriedmanneroftalking,steppedout,followedslowlyandsulkilybyasmallboy,whohadaveryblackscowlonhisfaceandaverywhitesailorsuitovertherestofhim。TheladywascontinuinganargumentwhichhadprobablycommencedinPortmanSquare。 \"Now,Victor,youaretocomeinandbuyanicedollforyourcousinBertha。Shegaveyouabeautifulboxofsoldiersonyourbirthday,andyoumustgiveherapresentonhers。\" \"Berthaisafatlittlefool,\"saidVictor,inavoicethatwasasloudashismother\'sandhadmoreassuranceinit。 \"Victor,youarenottosaysuchthings。Berthaisnotafool,andsheisnotintheleastfat。Youaretocomeinandchooseadollforher。\" Thecouplepassedintotheshop,outofviewandhearingofthetwoback-streetchildren。 \"My,heisinawickedtemper,\"exclaimedEmmeline,butbothsheandBertwereinclinedtosidewithhimagainsttheabsentBertha,whowasdoubtlessasfatandfoolishashehaddescribedhertobe。 \"Iwanttoseesomedolls,\"saidthemotherofVictortothenearestassistant;\"it\'sforalittlegirlofeleven。\" \"Afatlittlegirlofeleven,\"addedVictorbywayofsupplementaryinformation。 \"Victor,ifyousaysuchrudethingsaboutyourcousin,youshallgotobedthemomentwegethome,withouthavinganytea。\" \"Thisisoneofthenewestthingswehaveindolls,\"saidtheassistant,removingahobble-skirtedfigureinpeach-colouredvelvetfromthewindow;\"leopardskintoqueandstole,thelatestfashion。 Youwon\'tgetanythingnewerthanthatanywhere。It\'sanexclusivedesign。\" \"Look!\"whisperedEmmelineoutside;\"they\'vebinandtookMorlvera。\" Therewasaminglingofexcitementandacertainsenseofbereavementinhermind;shewouldhavelikedtogazeatthatembodimentofoverdresseddepravityforjustalittlelonger。 \"I\'spectshe\'sgoingawayinakerridgetomarrytherichlord,\" hazardedBert。 \"She\'suptonogood,\"saidEmmelinevaguely。 Insidetheshopthepurchaseofthedollhadbeendecidedon。 \"It\'sabeautifuldoll,andBerthawillbedelightedwithit,\" assertedthemotherofVictorloudly。 \"Oh,verywell,\"saidVictorsulkily;\"youneedn\'thaveitstuckintoaboxandwaitanhourwhileit\'sbeingdoneupintoaparcel。 I\'lltakeitasitis,andwecangoroundtoManchesterSquareandgiveittoBertha,andgetthethingdonewith。Thatwillsavemethetroubleofwriting:\'FordearBertha,withVictor\'slove,\'onabitofpaper。\" \"Verywell,\"saidhismother,\"wecangotoManchesterSquareonourwayhome。Youmustwishhermanyhappyreturnsofto-morrow,andgiveherthedoll。\" \"Iwon\'tletthelittlebeastkissme,\"stipulatedVictor。 Hismothersaidnothing;Victorhadnotbeenhalfastroublesomeasshehadanticipated。Whenhechosehecouldreallybedreadfullynaughty。 EmmelineandBertwerejustmovingawayfromthewindowwhenMorlveramadeherexitfromtheshop,verycarefullyinVictor\'sarms。Alookofsinistertriumphseemedtoglowinherhard,inquisitorialface。AsforVictor,acertainscornfulserenityhadreplacedtheearlierscowls;hehadevidentlyaccepteddefeatwithacontemptuousgoodgrace。 Thetallladygaveadirectiontothefootmanandsettledherselfinthecarriage。Thelittlefigureinthewhitesailorsuitclamberedinbesideher,stillcarefullyholdingtheelegantlygarbeddoll。 Thecarhadtobebackedafewyardsintheprocessofturning。 Verystealthily,verygently,verymercilesslyVictorsentMorlveraflyingoverhisshoulder,sothatshefellintotheroadjustbehindtheretrogressingwheel。Withasoft,pleasant-soundingscrunchthecarwentovertheprostrateform,thenitmovedforwardagainwithanotherscrunch。ThecarriagemovedoffandleftBertandEmmelinegazinginscareddelightatasorrymessofpetrol-smearedvelvet,sawdust,andleopardskin,whichwasallthatremainedofthehatefulMorlvera。Theygaveashrillcheer,andthenracedawayshudderingfromthesceneofsomuchrapidlyenactedtragedy。 Laterthatafternoon,whentheywereengagedinthepursuitofminnowsbythewatersideinSt。James\'sPark,EmmelinesaidinasolemnundertonetoBert- \"I\'vebinfinking。Doyouknowoo\'ewas?\'Ewas\'erlittleboywotshe\'dsentawaytolivewivpoorfolks。\'Ecomebackanddonethat。\" SHOCKTATICS OnalatespringafternoonEllaMcCarthysatonagreen-paintedchairinKensingtonGardens,staringlistlesslyatanuninterestingstretchofparklandscape,thatblossomedsuddenlyintotropicalradianceasanexpectedfigureappearedinthemiddledistance。 \"Hullo,Bertie!\"sheexclaimedsedately,whenthefigurearrivedatthepaintedchairthatwasthenearestneighbourtoherown,anddroppedintoiteagerly,yetwithacertaindueregardforthesetofitstrousers;\"hasn\'titbeenaperfectspringafternoon?\" ThestatementwasadistinctuntruthasfarasElla\'sownfeelingswereconcerned;untilthearrivalofBertietheafternoonhadbeenanythingbutperfect。 Bertiemadeasuitablereply,inwhichaquestioningnoteseemedtohover。 \"Thankyoueversomuchforthoselovelyhandkerchiefs,\"saidElla,answeringtheunspokenquestion;\"theywerejustwhatI\'vebeenwanting。There\'sonlyonethingspoiltmypleasureinyourgift,\" sheadded,withapout。 \"Whatwasthat?\"askedBertieanxiously,fearfulthatperhapshehadchosenasizeofhandkerchiefthatwasnotwithinthecorrectfemininelimit。 \"IshouldhavelikedtohavewrittenandthankedyouforthemassoonasIgotthem,\"saidElla,andBertie\'sskycloudedatonce。 \"Youknowwhatmotheris,\"heprotested;\"sheopensallmyletters,andifshefoundI\'dbeengivingpresentstoanyonethere\'dhavebeensomethingtotalkaboutforthenextfortnight。\" \"Surely,attheageoftwenty——\"beganElla。 \"I\'mnottwentytillSeptember,\"interruptedBertie。 \"Attheageofnineteenyearsandeightmonths,\"persistedElla,\"youmightbeallowedtokeepyourcorrespondenceprivatetoyourself。\" \"Ioughttobe,butthingsaren\'talwayswhattheyoughttobe。 Motheropenseveryletterthatcomesintothehouse,whoeverit\'sfor。MysistersandIhavemaderowsaboutittimeandagain,butshegoesondoingit。\" \"I\'dfindsomewaytostopherifIwereinyourplace,\"saidEllavaliantly,andBertiefeltthattheglamourofhisanxiouslydeliberatedpresenthadfadedawayinthedisagreeablerestrictionthathedgedrounditsacknowledgment。 \"Isanythingthematter?\"askedBertie\'sfriendCloviswhentheymetthateveningattheswimming-bath。 \"Whydoyouask?\"saidBertie。 \"Whenyouwearalookoftragicgloominaswimming-bath,\"saidClovis,\"it\'sespeciallynoticeablefromthefactthatyou\'rewearingverylittleelse。Didn\'tshelikethehandkerchiefs?\" Bertieexplainedthesituation。