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THEVOICEOFTHECITY
Twenty—fiveyearsagotheschoolchildrenusedtochanttheirlessons。ThemanneroftheirdeliverywasasingsongrecitativebetweentheutteranceofanEpiscopalministerandthedroneofatiredsawmill。
Imeannodisrespect。Wemusthavelumberandsawdust。
Irememberonebeautifulandinstructivelittlelyricthatemanatedfromthephysiologyclass。Themoststrikinglineofitwasthis:
\"Theshin—boneisthelong—estboneinthehu—manbod—y。\"
Whataninestimableboonitwouldhavebeenifallthecorporealandspiritualfactspertainingtomanbadthusbeentunefullyandlogicallyinculcatedinouryouthfulminds!Butwhatwegainedinanatomy,musicandphilosophywasmeagre。
TheotherdayIbecameconfused。Ineededarayoflight。Iturnedbacktothoseschooldaysforaid。ButinallthenasalharmonieswewhinedforthfromthosebardbenchesIcouldnotrecallonethattreatedofthevoiceofagglomeratedmankind。
Inotherwords,ofthecompositevocalmessageofmassedhumanity。
Inotherwords,oftheVoiceofaBigCity。
Now,theindividualvoiceisnotlacking。Wecanunderstandthesongofthepoet,therippleofthebrook,themeaningofthemanwhowants$5untilnextMonday,theinscriptionsonthetombsofthePharaohs,thelanguageofflowers,the\"steplively\"
oftheconductor,andthepreludeofthemilkcansat4A。M。Certainlarge—earedonesevenassertthattheyarewisetothevibrationsofthetympanumpro—
needbyconcussionoftheairemanatingfromMr。
H。James。Butwhocancomprehendthemeaningofthevoiceofthecity?
Iwentoutfortosee。
First,IaskedAurelia。SheworewhiteSwissandabatwithflowersonit,andribbonsandendsofthingsflutteredhereandthere。
\"Tellme,\"Isaid,stammeringly,forIhavenovoiceofmyown,\"whatdoesthisbig—er—
enormous—er—whoppingcitysay?Itmusthaveavoiceofsomekind。Doesiteverspeaktoyou?
Howdoyouinterpretitsmeaning?Itisatremen—
dousmass,butitmusthaveakey:’
\"LikeaSaratogatrunk?\"askedAurelia。
\"No,\"saidI。\"Pleasedonotrefertothelid。I
haveafancythateverycityhasavoice。Eachonehassomethingtosaytotheonewhocanhearit。
Whatdoesthebigonesaytoyou?\"
\"Allcities,\"saidAurelia,judicially,\"saythesamething。WhentheygetthroughsayingitthereisanechofromPhiladelphia。So,theyareunanimous。\"
\"Hereare4,000,000people,\"saidI,scholastic—
ally,\"compresseduponanisland,whichismostlylambsurroundedbyWallStreetwater。Theconjunc—
tionofsomanyunitsintososmallaspacemustresultinanidentity—or,orratherahomogeneitythatfindsitsoralexpressionthroughacommonchan—
nel。Itis,asyoumightsay,aconsensusoftransla—
tion,concentratinginacrystallized,generalideawhichrevealsitselfinwhatmaybetermedtheVoiceoftheCity。Canyoutellmewhatitis?
Aureliasmiledwonderfully。Shesatonthehighstoop。Asprayofinsolentivybobbedagainstherrightear。Arayofimpudentmoonlightflickereduponhernose。ButIwasadamant,nickel—
plated。
\"Imustgoandfindout,\"Isaid,\"whatistheVoiceofthiscity。Othercitieshavevoices。Itisanassignment。Imusthaveit。NewYork,\"Icon—
tinned,inarisingtone,\"hadbetternothandmeacigarandsay:’Oldman,Ican’ttalkforpublication。’
Noothercityactsinthatway。Chicagosays,unhes—
itatingly,’Iwill;’IPhiladelphiasays,’Ishould;’
NewOrleanssays,’Iusedto;’Louisvillesays,’Don’tcareifIdo;’St。Louissays,’Excuseme;’
Pittsburgsays,’Smokeup。’Now,NewYork—\"
Aureliasmiled。
\"Verywell,\"saidI,\"Imustgoelsewhereandfindout。\"
Iwentintoapalace,tile—floored,cherub—ceilingedandsquarewiththecop。IputmyfootonthebrassrailandsaidtoBillyMagnus,thebestbartenderinthediocese:
Billy,you’velivedinNewYorkalongtimewhatkindofasong—and—dancedoesthisoldtowngiveyou?WhatImeanis,doesn’tthegabofitseemtokindofbunchupandslideoverthebartoyouinasortofamalgamatedtipthatbitsofftheburginakindofanepigramwithadashofbittersandasliceof—\"
\"Excusemeaminute,\"saidBilly,\"somebody’spunchingthebuttonatthesidedoor。\"
Hewentaway;camebackwithanemptytinbucket;againvanishedwithitfull;returnedandsaidtome:
\"ThatwasMame。Sheringstwice。Shelikesaglassofbeerforsupper。Herandthekid。Ifyoueversawthatlittleskeesicksofminebraceupinhishighchairandtakehisbeerand—But,say,whatwasyours?IgetkindofexcitedwhenIbearthemtworings—wasitthebaseballscoreorginfizzyouaskedfor?\"
\"Gingerale,\"Ianswered。
IwalkeduptoBroadway。Isawacoponthecor—
ner。Thecopstakekidsup,womenacross,andmenin。Iwentuptohim。
IfI’mnotexceedingthespiellimit,\"Isaid,\"letmeaskyou。YouseeNewYorkduringitsvocativehours。Itisthefunctionofyouandyourbrothercopstopreservetheacousticsofthecity。Theremustbeacivicvoicethatisintelligibletoyou。Atnightduringyourlonelyroundsyoumusthavebeardit。
Whatistheepitomeofitsturmoilandshouting?
Whatdoesthecitysaytoyou?
\"Friend,\"saidthepoliceman,spinninghisclub,\"itdon’tsaynothing。Igetmyordersfromthemanhigherup。Say,Iguessyou’reallright。Standhereforafewminutesandkeepaneyeopenfortheroundsman。\"
Thecopmeltedintothedarknessofthesidestreet。
Intenminutesbehadreturned。
\"MarriedlastTuesday,\"besaid,halfgruffly。
\"Youknowbowtheyare。Shecomestothatcorneratnineeverynightfora—comestosay’hello!’I
generallymanagetobethere。Say,whatwasityouaskedmeabitago—what’sdoinginthecity?Oh,there’saroof—gardenortwojustopened,twelveblocksup。\"
Icrossedacrow’s—footofstreet—cartracks,andskirtedtheedgeofanumbrageouspark。AnartificialDiana,gilded,heroic,poised,wind—ruled,onthetower,shimmeredintheclearlightofhernamesakeinthesky。Alongcamemypoet,hurry—
ing,hatted,haired,emittingdactyls,spondeesanddactylis。Iseizedhim。
\"Bill,\"saidI(inthemagazineheisCleon),\"givemealift。IamonanassignmenttofindouttheVoiceofthecity。Yousee,it’saspecialorder。Ordi—
narilyasymposiumcomprisingtheviewsofHenryClews,JohnL。Sullivan,EdwinMarkham,MayIr—
winandCharlesSchwabwouldbeaboutall。Butthisisadifferentmatter。Wewantabroad,poetic,mysticvocalizationofthecity’ssoulandmeaning。
Youaretheverychaptogivemeahint。SomeyearsagoamangotattheNiagaraFallsandgaveusitspitch。ThenotewasabouttwofeetbelowthelowestGonthepiano。Now,youcan’tputNewYorkintoanoteunlessit’sbetterindorsedthanthat。Butgivemeanideaofwhatitwouldsayifitshouldspeak。Itisboundtobeamightyandfar—reachingutterance。
Toarriveatitwemusttakethetremendouscrashofthechordsoftheday’straffic,thelaughterandmusicofthenight,thesolemntonesofDr。Parkhurst,therag—time,theweeping,thestealthybumofcab—wbeels,theshoutofthepressagent,thetinkleoffountainsontheroofgardens,thehullabalooofthestrawberryvenderandthecoversofEverybody’sMagazine,thewhispersoftheloversintheparks—allthesesounds,mustgointoyourVoice—notcombined,butmixed,andofthemixtureanessencemade;andofthees—
senceanextract—anaudibleextract,ofwhichonedropshallformthethingweseek。\"
\"Doyouremember,\"askedthepoet,withachuckle,\"thatCaliforniagirlwemetatStiver’sstudiolastweek?Well,I’monmywaytoseeher。
Sherepeatedthatpoemofmine,’TheTributeofSpring,’wordforword。She’sthesmartestproposi—
tioninthistownjustatpresent。Say,howdoesthisconfoundedtielook?IspoiledfourbeforeIgotonetosetright。\"
\"AndtheVoicethatIaskedyouabout?\"Iin—
quired。
\"Oh,shedoesn’tsing,\"saidCleon。\"Butyououghttobearherrecitemy’AngeloftheInshoreWind。’\"
Ipassedon。Icorneredanewsboyandbeflashedatmepropheticpinkpapersthatoutstrippedthenewsbytworevolutionsoftheclock’slongesthand。
\"Son,\"Isaid,whileIpretendedtochasecoinsinmypennypocket,\"doesn’titsometimesseemtoyouasifthecityoughttobeabletotalk?Alltheseupsanddownsandfunnybusinessandqueerthingshap—
peningeverydaywhatwoulditsay,doyouthink,ifitcouldspeak?
\"Quityerkiddin’,\"saidtheboy。\"Wotpaperyerwant?Igotnotimetowaste。It’sMag’sbirthday,andIwantthirtycentstogitherapresent。\"
Herewasnointerpreterofthecity’smouthpiece。
Iboughtapaper,andconsigneditsundeclaredtreaties,itspremeditatedmurdersandunfoughtbat—
tlestoanashcan。
AgainIrepairedtotheparkandsatinthemoonshade。Ithoughtandthought,andwonderedwhynonecouldtellmewhatIaskedfor。
Andthen,asswiftaslightfromafixedstar,theanswercametome。Iaroseandhurried—hurriedassomanyreasonersmust,backaroundmycircle。
IknewtheanswerandIbuggeditinmybreastasI
flew,fearinglestsomeonewouldstopmeanddemandmysecret。
Aureliawasstillonthestoop。Themoonwashigherandtheivyshadowsweredeeper。Isatathersideandwewatchedalittlecloudtiltatthedriftingmoonandgoasunder,quitepaleanddiscomfited。
Andthen,wonderofwondersanddelightofde—
lights!ourhandssomehowtouched,andourfingersclosedtogetheranddidnotpart。
AfterhalfanhourAureliasaid,withthatsmileofhers:
\"Doyouknow,youhaven’tspokenawordsinceyoucameback!\"
\"That,\"saidI,noddingwisely,\"istheVoiceoftheCity。\"
THECOMPLETELIFEOFJOHNHOPKINS
Thereisasayingthatnomanhastastedthefullflavoroflifeuntilhehasknownpoverty,loveandwar。Thejustnessofthisreflectioncommendsittotheloverofcondensedphilosophy。Thethreecondi—
tionsembraceaboutallthereisinlifeworthknowing。
Asurfacethinkermightdeemthatwealthshouldbeaddedtothelist。Notso。Whenapoormanfindsalong—biddenquarter—dollarthathasslippedthrougharipintohisvestlining,besoundsthepleasureoflifewithadeeperplummetthananymillionairecanhopetocast。
Itseemsthatthewiseexecutivepowerthatruleslifehasthoughtbesttodrillmaninthesethreecon—
ditions;andnonemayescapeallthree。Inruralplacesthetermsdonotmeansomuch。Povertyislesspinching;loveistemperate;warshrinkstocon—
testsaboutboundarylinesandtheneighbors’hens。
Itisinthecitiesthatourepigramgainsintruthandvigor;andithasremainedforoneJohnHopkinstocrowdtheexperienceintoarathersmallspaceoftime。
TheHopkinsflatwaslikeathousandothers。
Therewasarubberplantinonewindow;aflea—
bittenterriersatintheother,wonderingwhenhewastohavehisday。
JohnHopkinswaslikeathousandothers。Heworkedat$20perweekinanine—story,red—brickbuildingateitherInsurance,Buckle’sHoistingEn—
gines,Chiropody,Loans,Pulleys,BoasRenovated,WaltzGuaranteedinFiveLessons,orArtificialLimbs。ItisnotforustowringMr。Hopkins’savo—
cationfromtheseoutwardsignsthatbe。
Mrs。Hopkinswaslikeathousandothers。Theauriferoustooth,thesedentarydisposition,theSun—
dayafternoonwanderlust,thedraughtuponthedelicatessenstoreforhome—madecomforts,thefurorfordepartmentstoremarked—downsales,thefeelingofsuperioritytotheladyinthethird—floorfrontwhoworegenuineostrichtipsandhadtwonamesoverherbell,themucilaginoushoursduringwhichsheremainedgluedtothewindowsill,thevigi—
lantavoidanceoftheinstalmentman,thetirelesspatronageoftheacousticsofthedumb—waitershaft—alltheattributesoftheGothamflat—dwellerwerehers。
Onemomentyetofsententiousnessandthestorymoves。
IntheBigCitylargeandsuddenthingshappen。
Youroundacornerandthrusttheribofyourum—
brellaintotheeyeofyouroldfriendfromKootenaiFalls。YoustrollouttopluckaSweetWilliaminthepark—andlo!banditsattackyou—youaream—
bulancedtothehospital—youmarryyournurse;
aredivorced—getsqueezedwhileshortonU。P。S。
andD。0。W。N。S。—standinthebreadline—marryanheiress,takeoutyourlaundryandpayyourclubdues—seeminglyallinthewinkofaneye。Youtravelthestreets,andafingerbeckonstoyou,ahandkerchiefisdroppedforyou,abrickisdroppeduponyou,theelevatorcableoryourbankbreaks,atabled’hoteoryourwifedisagreeswithyou,andFatetossesyouaboutlikecorkcrumbsinwineopenedbyanun—feedwaiter。TheCityisasprightlyyoung—
ster,andyouareredpaintuponitstoy,andyougetlickedoff。
JohnHopkinssat,afteracompresseddinner,inhisglove—fittingstraight—frontflat。Hesatuponahornblendecouchandgazed,withsatiatedeyes,atArtBroughtHometothePeopleintheshapeof\"TheStorm\"tackedagainstthewall。Mrs。Hop—
kinsdiscourseddroninglyofthedinnersmellsfromtheflatacrosstheball。Theflea—bittenterriergaveHopkinsalookofdisgust,andshowedaman—hatingtooth。
Herewasneitherpoverty,love,norwar;butuponsuchbarrenstemsmaybegraftedthoseessentialsofacompletelife。
JohnHopkinssoughttoinjectafewraisinsofconversationintothetastelessdoughofexistence。
\"Puttinganewelevatorinattheoffice,\"hesaid,discardingthenominativenoun,\"andthebosshasturnedouthiswhiskers。\"
\"Youdon’tmeanit!commentedMrs。Hopkins。
\"Mr。Whipples,\"continuedJohn,\"worehisnewspringsuitdownto—day。IlikeditfineIt’sagraywith—\"Hestopped,suddenlystrickenbyaneedthatmadeitselfknowntohim。\"IbelieveI’llwalkdowntothecornerandgetafive—centcigar,\"heconcluded。
JohnHopkinstookhisbataidpickedhiswaydownthemustyhallsandstairsoftheflat—houseTheeveningairwasmild,andthestreetsshrillwiththecarelesscriesofchildrenplayinggamescon—
trolledbymysteriousrhythmsandphrases。Theireldersheldthedoorwaysandstepswithleisurelypipeandgossip。Paradoxically,thefire—escapessup—
portedloversincoupleswhomadenoattempttoflythemountingconflagrationtheyweretheretofan。
ThecornercigarstoreaimedatbyJohnHopkinswaskeptbyamannamedFreshmayer,wholookedupontheearthasasterilepromontory。
Hopkins,unknowninthestore,enteredandcalledgeniallyforhis\"bunchofspinach,car—faregrade。\"
ThisimputationdeepenedthepessimismofFresh—
mayer;butbesetoutabrandthatcameperilouslyneartofillingtheorder。Hopkinsbitofftherootsofhispurchase,andlightedupattheswinginggasjet。Feelinginhispocketstomakepayment,hefoundnotapennythere。
\"Say,myfriend,\"heexplained,frankly,\"I’vecomeoutwithoutanychange。HandyouthatnickelfirsttimeIpass。\"
JoysurgedinFreshmayer’sheart。Herewascor—
roborationofhisbeliefthattheworldwasrottenandmanaperipateticevil。Withoutawordheroundedtheendofhiscounterandmadeearnestonslaughtuponhiscustomer。Hopkinswasnomantoserveasapunching—bagforapessimistictobacconist。HequicklybestoweduponFreshmayeraColorado—
maduroeyeinreturnfortheardentkickthatbereceivedfromthatdealeringoodsforcashonly。
Theimpetusoftheenemy’sattackforcedtheHopkinslinebacktothesidewalk。Therethecon—
flictraged;thepacificwoodenIndian,withhiscarvensmile,wasoverturned,andthoseofthestreetwhodelightedincarnagepressedroundtoviewthezealousjoust。
Butthencametheinevitablecopandimminentconvenienceforboththeattackerandattacked。
JohnHopkinswasapeacefulcitizen,whoworkedatrebusesofnightsinaflat,butbewasnotwithoutthefundamentalspiritofresistancethatcomeswiththebattle—rage。Heknockedthepolicemanintoagro—
cer’ssidewalkdisplayofgoodsandgaveFreshmayerapunchthatcausedhimtemporarilytoregretthathehadnotmadeitaruletoextendafive—centlineofcredittocertaincustomers。ThenHopkinstookspiritedlytohisheelsdownthesidewalk,closelyfol—
lowedbythecigar—dealerandthepoliceman,whoseuniformtestifiedtothereasoninthegrocer’ssignthatread:\"Eggscheaperthananywhereelseinthecity。\"
AsHopkinsranhebecameawareofabig,low,red,racingautomobilethatkeptabreastofhiminthestreet。Thisautosteeredintothesideofthesidewalk,andthemanguidingitmotionedtoHopkinstojumpintoit。Hedidsowithoutslackeninghisspeed,andfellintotheturkey—redupholsteredseatbesidethechauffeur。Thebigmachine,withadimin—
uendocough,flewawaylikeanalbatrossdowntheavenueintowhichthestreetemptied。
Thedriveroftheautospedhismachinewithoutaword。Hewasmaskedbeyondguessinthegogglesanddiabolicgarbofthechauffeur。
\"Muchobliged,oldman,\"calledHopkins,grate—
fully。\"Iguessyou’vegotsportingbloodinyou,allright,anddon’tadmirethesightoftwomentryingtosoakone。LittlemoreandI’dhavebeenpinched。\"
Thechauffeurmadenosignthathehadheard。
Hopkinsshruggedashoulderandchewedathiscigar,towhichhisteethhadclunggrimlythrough—
outthemelee。
Tenminutesandtheautoturnedintotheopencarriageentranceofanoblemansionofbrownstone,andstoodstill。Thechauffeurleapedout,andsaid:
\"Comequick。Thelady,shewillexplain。Itisthegreathonoryouwillhave,monsieur。Ah,thatmiladycouldcalluponArmandtodothisthing!
But,no,Iamonlyonechauffeur。\"
WithvehementgesturesthechauffeurconductedHopkinsintothehouse。Hewasusheredintoasmallbutluxuriousreceptionchamber。Alady,young,andpossessingthebeautyofvisions,rosefromachair。
Inhereyessmoulderedabecominganger。Herhigh—
arched,threadlikebrowswereruffledintoadeliciousfrown。
\"Milady,\"saidthechauffeur,bowinglow,\"IhavethehonortorelatetoyouthatIwenttothehouseofMonsieurLongandfoundhimtobenotathome。AsIcamebackIseethisgentlemanincombatagainstbowyousay—greatestodds。Heisfightingwithfive—ten—thirtymen—gendarmes,aussi。Yes,milady,hewhatyoucall’swat’one—three—eightpolicemans。IfthatMonsieurLongisoutIsaytomyselfthisGentlemanbewillservemiladysowell,andIbringhimhere。\"
\"Verywell,Armand,\"saidthelady,\"youmaygo。\"SheturnedtoHopkins。
\"Isentmychauffeur,\"shesaid,\"tobringmycousin,WalterLong。Thereisamaninthishousewhohastreatedmewithinsultandabuse。Ihavecomplainedtomyaunt,andshelaughsatme。Ar—
mandsaysyouarebrave。Intheseprosaicdaysmenwhoarebothbraveandchivalrousarefew。MayI
countuponyourassistance?\"
JohnHopkinsthrusttheremainsofhiscigarintohiscoatpocket。Helookeduponthiswinningcreatureandfelthisfirstthrillofromance。Itwasaknightlylove,andcontainednodisloyaltytotheflatwiththeflea—bittenterrierandtheladyofhischoice。
HebadmarriedherafterapicnicoftheLadyLabelStickers’Union,LodgeNo。2,onadareandabetofnewhatsandchowderallaroundwithhisfriend,BillyMcManus。Thisangelwhowasbegginghimtocometoherrescuewassomethingtooheavenlyforchowder,andasforhats—golden,jewelledcrownsforher!
\"Say,\"saidJohnHopkins,\"justshowmetheguythatyou’vegotthegrouchat。I’veneglectedmytalentsasascrapperheretofore,butthisismybusynight。\"
\"Heisinthere,\"saidthelady,pointingtoacloseddoor。\"Come。Areyousurethatyoudonotfalterorfear?\"
\"Me?\"saidJohnHopkins。\"Justgivemeoneofthoserosesinthebunchyouarewearing,willyou?\"
Theladygavehimared,redrose。JohnHopkinskissedit,stuffeditintohisvestpocket,openedthedoorandwalkedintotheroom。Itwasahandsomelibrary,softlybutbrightlylighted。Ayoungmanwasthere,reading。
\"Booksonetiquetteiswhatyouwanttostudy,\"
saidJohnHopkins,abruptly。\"Getuphere,andI’llgiveyousomelessors。Berudetoalady,willyou?\"
Theyoungmanlookedmildlysurprised。Thenhearoselanguidly,dextrouslycaughtthearmsofJohnHopkinsandconductedhimirresistiblytothefrontdoorofthehouse。
\"Beware,RalphBranscombe,\"criedthelady,whohadfollowed,\"whatyoudotothegallantmanwhohastriedtoprotectme。\"
TheyoungmanshovedJohnHopkinsgentlyoutthedoorandthenclosedit。
\"Bess,\"hesaidcalmly,\"Iwishyouwouldquitreadinghistoricalnovels。Howintheworlddidthatfellowgetinhere?\"
\"Armandbroughthim,\"saidtheyounglady。\"I
thinkyouareawfullymeannottoletmehavethatSt。Bernard。IsentArmandforWalter。Iwassoangrywithyou。\"
\"Besensible,Bess,\"saidtheyoungman,takingherarm。\"Thatdogisn’tsafe。Hehasbittentwoorthreepeoplearoundthekennels。Comenow,let’sgotellauntieweareingoodhumoragain。\"
Arminarm,theymovedaway。
JohnHopkinswalkedtohisflat。Thejanitor’sfive—year—olddaughterwasplayingonthesteps’
Hopkinsgaveheranice,redroseandwalkedup—
stairs。
Mrs。Hopkinswasphilanderingwithcurl—papers。
\"Getyourcigar?\"sheasked,disinterestedly。
\"Sure,\"saidHopkins,\"andIknockedaroundawhileoutside。It’sanicenight。\"
Hesatuponthehornblendesofa,tookoutthestumpofhiscigar,lightedit,andgazedatthegrace—
fulfiguresin\"TheStorm\"ontheoppositewall。
\"Iwastellingyou,\"saidhe,\"aboutMr。
Whipple’ssuit。It’sagray,withaninvisiblecheck,anditlooksfine。\"
ALICKPENNYLOVER
There,were3,000girlsintheBiggestStore。
Masiewasoneofthem。Shewaseighteenandasellesladyinthegents’gloves。Hereshebecameversedintwovarietiesofhumanbeings—thekindofgentswhobuytheirglovesindepartmentstoresandthekindofwomenwhobuyglovesforunfortunategents。Besidesthiswideknowledgeofthehumanspecies,Masiehadacquiredotherinformation。Shehadlistenedtothepromulgatedwisdomofthe2,999
othergirlsandhadstoreditinabrainthatwasassecretiveandwaryasthatofaMaltesecat。Per—
hapsnature,foreseeingthatshewouldlackwisecounsellors,hadmingledthesavingingredientofshrewdnessalongwithherbeauty,asshehasendowedthesilverfoxofthepricelessfurabovetheotheranimalswithcunning。
ForMasiewasbeautiful。Shewasadeep—tintedblonde,withthecalmpoiseofaladywhocooksbuttercakesinawindow。ShestoodbehindhercounterintheBiggestStore;andasyouclosedyourbandoverthetape—lineforyourglovemeasureyouthoughtofHebe;andasyoulookedagainyouwonderedhowshehadcomebyMinerva’seyes。
WhenthefloorwalkerwasnotlookingMasiechewedtuttifrutti;whenhewaslookingshegazedupasifatthecloudsandsmiledwistfully。
Thatistheshopgirlsmile,andIenjoinyoutoshunitunlessyouarewellfortifiedwithcallosityoftheheart,caramelsandacongenialityforthecapersofCupid。ThissmilebelongedtoMasie’srecreationhoursandnottothestore;butthefloorwalkermusthavehisown。HeistheShylockofthestores。
Whenbecomesnosingaroundthebridgeofhisnoseisatoll—bridge。Itisgoo—gooeyesor\"git\"whenbelookstowardaprettygirl。Ofcoursenotallfloor—
walkersarethus。Onlyafewdaysagothepapersprintednewsofoneovereightyyearsofage。
OnedayIrvingCarter,painter,millionaire,trav—
eller,poet,automobilist,happenedtoentertheBig—
gestStore。Itisduetohimtoaddthathisvisitwasnotvoluntary。Filialdutytookhimbythecollaranddraggedhiminside,whilehismotherphilanderedamongthebronzeandterra—cottastatuettes。
Carterstrolledacrosstotheglovecounterinordertoshootafewminutesonthewing。Hisneedforgloveswasgenuine;behadforgottentobringapairwithhim。Buthisactionhardlycallsforapology,be—
causebehadneverheardofglove—counterflirtations。
Ashenearedthevicinityofhisfatebehesitated,suddenlyconsciousofthisunknownphaseofCupid’slessworthyprofession。
Threeorfourcheapfellows,sonorouslygarbed,wereleaningoverthecounters,wrestlingwiththemediatorialhand—coverings,whilegigglinggirlsplayedvivacioussecondstotheirleaduponthestridentstringofcoquetry。Carterwouldhavere—
treated,buthehadgonetoofar。Masieconfrontedhimbehindhercounterwithaquestioninglookineyesascoldly,beautifully,warmlyblueastheglintofsummersunshineonanicebergdriftinginSouthernseas。
AndthenIrvingCarter,painter,millionaire,etc。,feltawarmflushrisetohisaristocraticallypaleface。
Butnotfromdiffidence。Theblushwasintellectualinorigin。Heknewinamomentthathestoodintheranksoftheready—madeyouthswhowooedthegig—
glinggirlsatothercounters。HimselfleanedagainsttheoakentrystingplaceofacockneyCupidwithadesireinhisheartforthefavorofaglovesalesgirl。
HewasnomorethanBillandJackandMickey。
Andthenbefeltasuddentoleranceforthem,andanelating,courageouscontemptfortheconventionsuponwhichhehadfed,andanunhesitatingdeter—
minationtohavethisperfectcreatureforhisown。
WhenthegloveswerepaidforandwrappedtheCarterlingeredforamoment。ThedimplesatcornersofMasie’sdamaskmouthdeepened。Allgen—
tlemenwhoboughtgloveslingeredinjustthatway。
Shecurvedanarm,showinglikePsyche’sthroughhershirt—waistsleeve,andrestedanelbowupontheshow—caseedge。
Carterhadneverbeforeencounteredasituationofwhichhehadnotbeenperfectmaster。ButnowhestoodfarmoreawkwardthanBillorJackorMickey。
Hehadnochanceofmeetingthisbeautifulgirlso—
cially。Hismindstruggledtorecallthenatureandhabitsofshopgirlsasbehadreadorheardofthem。
Somehowbehadreceivedtheideathattheysome—
timesdidnotinsisttoostrictlyupontheregularchannelsofintroduction。Hisheartbeatloudlyatthethoughtofproposinganunconventionalmeetingwiththislovelyandvirginalbeing。Butthetumultinhisheartgavehimcourage。
Afterafewfriendlyandwell—receivedremarksongeneralsubjects,helaidhiscardbyherhandonthecounter。
\"Willyoupleasepardonme,\"hesaid,\"ifIseemtoobold;butIearnestlyhopeyouwillallowmethepleasureofseeingyouagain。Thereismyname;I
assureyouthatitiswiththegreatestrespectthatIaskthefavorofbecomingoneofyour——
acquaintances。MayInothopefortheprivilege?\"
Masieknewmen—especiallymenwhobuygloves。
Withouthesitationshelookedhimfranklyandsmil—
inglyintheeyes,andsaid:
\"Sure。Iguessyou’reallright。Idon’tusuallygooutwithstrangegentlemen,though。Itain’tquiteladylike。Whenshouldyouwanttoseemeagain?\"
\"AssoonasImay,\"saidCarter。\"Ifyouwouldallowmetocallatyourhome,I——\"
Masielaughedmusically。\"Oh,gee,no!\"shesaid,emphatically。\"Ifyoucouldseeourflatonce!
There’sfiveofusinthreerooms。I’djustliketoseema’sfaceifIwastobringagentlemanfriendthere!\"
\"Anywhere,then,\"saidtheenamoredCarter,\"thatwillbeconvenienttoyou。\"
\"Say,\"suggestedMasie,withabright—idealookinherpeach—blowface;\"IguessThursdaynightwillaboutsuitme。SupposeyoucometothecornerofEighthAvenueandForty—eighthStreetat7:30。I
liverightnearthecorner。ButI’vegottobebackhomebyeleven。Maneverletsmestayoutaftereleven。\"
Carterpromisedgratefullytokeepthetryst,andthenhastenedtohismother,whowaslookingaboutforhimtoratifyherpurchaseofabronzeDiana。
Asalesgirl,withsmalleyesandanobtusenose,strollednearMasie,withafriendlyleer。
\"Didyoumakeahitwithhisnobs,Mase?\"sheasked,familiarly。
\"Thegentlemanaskedpermissiontocall。\"an—
sweredMasie,withthegrandair,assheslippedCar—
ter’scardintothebosomofherwaist。
\"Permissiontocall!\"echoedsmalleyes,withasnigger。\"DidhesayanythingaboutdinnerintheWaldorfandaspininhisautoafterward?\"
\"Oh,cheeseit!\"saidMasie,wearily。\"You’vebeenusedtoswellthings,Idon’tthink。You’vehadaswelledbeadeversincethathose—cartdrivertookyououttoachopsueyjoint。No,benevermentionedtheWaldorf;butthere’saFifthAvenueaddressonhiscard,andifbebuysthesupperyoucanbetyourlifetherewon’tbenopigtailonthewaiterwhattakestheorder。\"
AsCarterglidedawayfromtheBiggestStorewithhismotherinhiselectricrunabout,hebithislipwithadullpainathisheart。Heknewthatlovehadcometohimforthefirsttimeinallthetwenty—nineyearsofhislife。Andthattheobjectofitshouldmakesoreadilyanappointmentwithhimatastreetcorner,thoughitwasasteptowardhisdesires,tor—
turedhimwithmisgivings。
Carterdidnotknowtheshopgirl。Hedidnotknowthatherhomeisofteneitherascarcelyhabit—
abletinyroomoradomicilefilledtooverflowingwithkithandkin。Thestreet—cornerisherparlor,theparkisherdrawing—room;theavenueishergardenwalk;yetforthemostpartsheisasinviolatemis—
tressofherselfinthemasismyladyinsidehertapestriedchamber。
Oneeveningatdusk,twoweeksaftertheirfirstmeeting,CarterandMasiestrolledarm—in—armintoalittle,dimly—litpark。Theyfoundabench,tree—
shadowedandsecluded,andsatthere。
Forthefirsttimehisarmstolegentlyaroundher。
Hergolden—bronzeheadslidrestfullyagainsthisshoulder。
\"Gee!\"sighedMasie,thankfully。\"Whydidn’tyoueverthinkofthatbefore?\"
\"Masie,\"saidCarter,earnestly,\"yousurelyknowthatIloveyou。Iaskyousincerelytomarryme。Youknowmewellenoughbythistimetohavenodoubtsofme。Iwantyou,andImusthaveyou。
Icarenothingforthedifferenceinourstations。\"
\"Whatisthedifference?\"askedMasie,curi—
ously。
\"Well,thereisn’tany,\"saidCarter,quickly,\"ex—
ceptinthemindsoffoolishpeople。Itisinmypowertogiveyoualifeofluxury。Mysocialpositionisbe—
yonddispute,andmymeansareample。\"
\"Theyallsaythat,\"remarkedMasie。\"It’sthekidtheyallgiveyou。Isupposeyoureallyworkinadelicatessenorfollowtheraces。Iain’tasgreenasIlook。\"
\"Icanfurnishyoualltheproofsyouwant,\"saidCarter,gently。\"AndIwantyou,Masie。IlovedyouthefirstdayIsawyou。\"
\"Theyalldo,\"saidMasie,withanamusedlaugh,\"tohear’emtalk。IfIcouldmeetamanthatgotstuckonmethethirdtimehe’dseenmeIthinkI’dgetmashedonhim。\"
\"Pleasedon’tsaysuchthings,\"pleadedCarter。
\"Listentome,dear。EversinceIfirstlookedintoyoureyesyouhavebeentheonlywomanintheworldforme。\"
\"Oh,ain’tyouthekidder!\"smiledMasie。\"Howmanyothergirlsdidyouevertellthat?\"
ButCarterpersisted。Andatlengthbereachedtheflimsy,flutteringlittlesouloftheshopgirlthatexistedsomewheredeepdowninherlovelybosom。
Hiswordspenetratedtheheartwhoseverylightnesswasitssafestarmor。Shelookedupathimwitheyesthatsaw。Andawarmglowvisitedhercoolcheeks。
Tremblingly,awfully,hermothwingsclosed,andsheseemedabouttosettleuponthefloweroflove。
Somefaintglimmeroflifeanditspossibilitiesontheothersideofherglovecounterdawneduponher。
Carterfeltthechangeandcrowdedtheopportunity。
\"Marryme,Masie,\"bewhisperedsoftly,\"andwewillgoawayfromthisuglycitytobeautifulones。
Wewillforgetworkandbusiness,andlifewillbeonelongholiday。IknowwhereIshouldtakeyou—I
havebeenthereoften。Justthinkofashorewheresummeriseternal,wherethewavesarealwaysrip—
plingonthelovelybeachandthepeoplearehappyandfreeaschildren。Wewillsailtothoseshoresandremainthereaslongasyouplease。Inoneofthosefar—awaycitiestherearegrandandlovelypalacesandtowersfullofbeautifulpicturesandstatues。
Thestreetsofthecityarewater,andonetravelsaboutin——\"
\"Iknow,\"saidMasie,sittingupsuddenly。
\"Gondolas。\"
\"Yes,\"smiledCarter。
\"Ithoughtso,\"saidMasie。
\"Andthen,\"continuedCarter,\"wewilltravelonandseewhateverwewishintheworld。AftertheEuropeancitieswewillvisitIndiaandtheancientcitiesthere,andrideonelephantsandseethewonder—
fultemplesoftheHindoosandBrahminsandtheJapanesegardensandthecameltrainsandchariotracesinPersia,andallthequeersightsofforeigncountries。Don’tyouthinkyouwouldlikeit,Masie?
Masierosetoherfeet。
\"Ithinkwehadbetterbegoinghome,\"shesaid,coolly。\"It’sgettinglate。\"
Carterhumoredher。Hehadcometoknowhervarying,thistle—downmoods,andthatitwasuselesstocombatthem。Buthefeltacertainhappytriumph。
Hehadheldforamoment,thoughbutbyasilkenthread,thesoulofhiswildPsyche,andhopewasstrongerwithinhim。Onceshehadfoldedherwingsandhercoolbandbadclosedabouthisown。
AttheBiggestStorethenextdayMasie’schum,Lulu,waylaidherinanangleofthecounter。
\"Howareyouandyourswellfriendmakingit?
sheasked。
\"Oh,him?\"saidMasie,pattinghersidecurls。
\"Heain’tinitanymore。Say,Lu,whatdoyouthinkthatfellowwantedmetodo?\"
\"Goonthestage?\"guessedLulu,breathlessly。
\"Nit;he’stoocheapaguyforthat。HewantedmetomarryhimandgodowntoConeyIslandforaweddingtour!\"
DOUGHERTY’SEYE—OPENER
BigJimDoughertywasasport。Hebelongedtothatraceofmen。InManhattanitisadistinctrace。TheyaretheCaribsoftheNorth——strong,artful,self—sufficient,clannish,honorablewithinthelawsoftheirrace,holdinginlenientcontemptneigh—
boringtribeswhobowtothemeasureofSociety’stapeline。Irefer,ofcourse,tothetitlednobilityofsportdom。Thereisaclasswhichbearsasaqualify—
ingadjectivethesubstantivebelongingtoawindin—
strumentmadeofacheapandbasemetal。ButthetinminesofCornwallneverproducedthematerialformanufacturingdescriptivenomenclaturefor\"BigJim\"Dougherty。
Thehabitatofthesportisthelobbyortheoutsidecornerofcertain—hotelsandcombinationrestaurantsandcafes。Theyaremostlymenofdifferentsizes,runningfromsmalltolarge;buttheyareunanimousinthepossessionofarecentlyshaven,blue—blackcheekandchinanddarkovercoats(inseason)withblackvelvetcollars。
Ofthedomesticlifeofthesportlittleisknown。IthasbeensaidthatCupidandHymensometimestakeabandinthegameandcopperthequeenofheartstolose。Daringtheoristshaveaverred—notcontentwithsimplysaying—thatasportoftencontractsaspouse,andevenincursdescendants。Sometimeshe。
sitsinthegameofpolitics;andthenatchowderpicnicsthereisarevelationofaMrs。SportandlittleSportsinglazedhatswithtinpails。
ButmostlythesportisOriental。Hebelieveshiswomen—folkshouldnotbetoopatent。Somewherebe—
bindgrillesorflower—ornamentedfireescapestheyawaithim。There,nodoubt,theytreadonrugsfromTeheranandaredivertedbythebulbulandplayuponthedulcimerandfeeduponsweetmeats。Butawayfromhishomethesportisaninteger。Hedoesnot,asmenofotherracesinManhattando,becometheconvoyinhisunoccupiedhoursofflutteringlacesandhighheelsthattickoffdelectablythehappysecondsoftheeveningparade。Heherdswithhisownraceatcorners,anddeliversacommentaryinhisCariblingouponthepassingshow。
\"BigJim\"Doughertyhadawife,butbedidnotwearabuttonportraitofheruponhislapel。Hebadahomeinoneofthosebrown—stone,iron—railedstreetsonthewestsidethatlooklikearecentlyex—
cavatedbowlingalleyofPompeii。
TothishomeofhisMr。Doughertyrepairedeachnightwhenthehourwassolateastopromisenofurtherdiversioninthearchdomainsofsport。Bythattimetheoccupantofthemonogamisticharemwouldbeindreamland,thebulbulsilencedandthehourpropitiousforslumber。
\"BigJim\"alwaysaroseattwelve,meridian,forbreakfast,andsoonafterwardhewouldreturntotherendezvousofhis\"crowd。\"
HewasalwaysvaguelyconsciousthattherewasaMrs。Dougherty。Hewouldhavereceivedwithoutdenialthechargethatthequiet,neat,comfortablelittlewomanacrossthetableathomewashiswife。Infact,herememberedprettywellthattheybadbeenmarriedfornearlyfouryears。ShewouldoftentellhimaboutthecutetricksofSpot,thecanary,andthelight—hairedladythatlivedinthewindowoftheflatacrossthestreet。
\"BigJim\"Doughertyevenlistenedtothiscon—
versationofherssometimes。Heknewthatshewouldhaveanicedinnerreadyforhimeveryeveningatsevenwhenhecameforit。Shesometimeswenttomatinees,andshebadatalkingmachinewithsixdozenrecords。OncewhenherUncleAmosblewinonawindfromup—state,shewentwithhimtotheEdenMusee。Surelythesethingswerediversionsenoughforanywoman。
OneafternoonMr。Doughertyfinishedhisbreak—
fast,putonhisbatandgotawayfairlyforthedoor。
Whenhishandwasontheknobbeheardhiswife’svoice。
\"Jim,\"shesaid,firmly,\"Iwishyouwouldtakemeouttodinnerthisevening。Ithasbeenthreeyearssinceyouhavebeenoutsidethedoorwithme。\"
\"BigJim\"wasastounded。Shebadneveraskedanythinglikethisbefore。Ithadtheflavorofatotallynewproposition。Buthewasagamesport。
\"Allright,\"besaid。\"YoubereadywhenIcomeatseven。Noneofthis’waittwominutestillIprimpanhourortwo’kindofbusiness,now,Dele。\"
\"I’llbeready,\"saidhiswife,calmly。
AtsevenshedescendedthestonestepsinthePom—
peianbowlingalleyatthesideof\"BigJim\"Dough—
erty。Sheworeadinnergownmadeofastuffthatthespidersmusthavewoven,andofacolorthatatwilightskymusthavecontributed。Alightcoatwithmanyadmirablyunnecessarycapesandadorablyinutileribbonsfloateddownwardfromhershoulders。
Finefeathersdomakefinebirds;andtheonlyre—
proachinthesayingisforthemanwhorefusestogiveuphisearningstotheostrich—tipindustry。
\"BigJim\"Doughertywastroubled。Therewasabeingathissidewhombedidnotknow。Hethoughtofthesober—huedplumagethatthisbirdofparadisewasaccustomedtowearinhercage,andthiswingedrevelationpuzzledhim。InsomewaysheremindedhimoftheDeliaCullenthatbehadmarriedfouryearsbefore。Shylyandratherawkwardlyhestalkedatherrightband。
\"AfterdinnerI’lltakeyoubackhome,Dele,\"saidMr。Dougherty,\"andthenI’lldropbackuptoSelt—
zer’swiththeboys。Youcanhaveswellchuckto—
nightifyouwantit。ImadeawinningonAnacondayesterday;soyoucangoasfarasyoulike。\"
Mr。Doughertyhadintendedtomaketheoutingwithhisunwontedwifeaninconspicuousone。Uxori—
ousnesswasaweaknessthatthepreceptsoftheCaribsdidnotcountenance。Ifanyofhisfriendsofthetrack,thebilliardclothorthesquarecirclehadwivestheyhadnevercomplainedofthefactinpublic。
Therewereanumberoftabled’hoteplacesonthecrossstreetsnearthebroadandshiningway;andtooneofthesehehadpurposedtoescorther,sothatthebushelmightnotberemovedfromthelightofhisdomesticity。
ButwhileonthewayMr。Doughertyalteredthoseintentions。Hehadbeencastingstealthyglancesathisattractivecompanionandhewasseizedwiththeconvictionthatshewasnosellingplater。Here—
solvedtoparadewithhiswifepastSeltzer’scafe,whereatthistimeanumberofhistribewouldbegatheredtoviewthedailyeveningprocession。Yes;
andhewouldtakehertodineatHoogley’s,theswell—
estslow—lunchwarehouseontheline,hesaidtohimself。
Thecongregationofsmooth—facedtribalgentle—
menwereonwatchatSeltzer’s。AsMr。DoughertyandhisreorganizedDeliapassedtheystared,mo—
mentarilypetrified,andthenremovedtheirhats—aperformanceasunusualtothemaswastheastonish—
inginnovationpresentedtotheirgazeby\"BigJim\"。
Onthelattergentleman’simpassivefacethereap—
pearedaslightflickeroftriumph—afaintflicker,nomoretobeobservedthantheexpressioncalledtherebythedraftoflittlecasinotoafour—cardspadeflush。
Hoogley’swasanimated。Electriclightsshoneas,indeed,theywereexpectedtodo。Andthenapery,theglasswareandtheflowersalsomeritoriouslyper—
formedthespectaculardutiesrequiredofthem。Theguestswerenumerous,well—dressedandgay。
Awaiter—notnecessarilyobsequious—conducted\"BigJim\"Doughertyandhiswifetoatable。
\"Playthatmenustraightacrossforwhatyoulike,Dele,\"said\"BigJim。\"\"It’syouforatroughofthegildedoatsto—night。Itstrikesmethatmaybewe’vebeenstickingtoofasttohomefodder。\"
\"BigJim’s\"wifegaveherorder。Helookedatherwithrespect。Shehadmentionedtruffles;andbebadnotknownthatsheknewwhattruffleswere。Fromthewinelistshedesignatedanappropriateandde—
sirablebrand。Helookedatherwithsomeadmiration。
Shewasbeamingwiththeinnocentexcitementthatwomanderivesfromtheexerciseofhergregarious—
ness。Shewastalkingtohimaboutahundredthingswithanimationanddelight。Andasthemealpro—
gressedhercheeks,colorlessfromalifeindoors,tookonadelicateflush。\"BigJim\"lookedaroundtheroomandsawthatnoneofthewomentherehadhercharm。Andthenhethoughtofthethreeyearsshehadsufferedimmurement,uncomplaining,andaflushofshamewarmedhim,forhecarriedfairplayasaniteminhiscreed。
ButwhentheHonorablePatrickCorrigan,leaderinDougherty’sdistrictandafriendofhis,sawthemandcameovertothetable,mattersgottothethree—
quarterstretch。TheHonorablePatrickwasagal—
lantman,bothindeedsandwords。AsfortheBlar—
neystone,hispreviousactionstowarditmusthavebeenpronounced。HeavydamagesforbreachofpromisecouldsurelyhavebeenobtainedhadtheBlarneystoneseenfittosuetheHonorablePatrick。
\"Jimmy,oldman!\"hecalled;heclappedDough—
ertyontheback;beshonelikeamiddaysunuponDelia。
\"HonorableMr。Corrigan—Mrs。Dougherty,\"
said\"BigJim。\"
TheHonorablePatrickbecameafountainofen—
tertainmentandadmiration。Thewaiterhadtofetchathirdchairforhim;hemadeanotheratthetable,andthewineglasseswererefilled。
\"Youselfisholdrascal!\"heexclaimed,shakinganarchfingerat\"BigJim,\"\"tohavekeptMrs。
Doughertyasecretfromus。\"
Andthen\"BigJim\"Dougherty,whowasnotalker,satdumb,andsawthewifewhohaddinedeveryeveningforthreeyearsathome,blossomlikeafairyflower。Quick,witty,charming,fulloflightandreadytalk,shereceivedtheexperiencedattackoftheHonorablePatrickonthefieldofreparteeandsurprised,vanquished,delightedhim。Sheunfoldedherlong—closedpetalsandaroundhertheroombecameagarden。Theytriedtoinclude\"BigJim\"intheconversation,buthewaswithoutavocabulary。
Andthenastraybunchofpoliticiansandgoodfellowswholivedforsportcameintotheroom。Theysaw\"BigJim\"andtheleader,andovertheycameandweremadeacquaintedwithMrs。Dougherty。Andinafewminutesshewasholdingasalon。Halfadozenmensurroundedher,courtiersall,andsixfoundhercapableofcharming。\"BigJim\"sat,grim,andkeptsayingtohimself:\"Threeyears,threeyears!\"
Thedinnercametoanend。TheHonorablePat—
rickreachedforMrs。Dougherty’scloak;butthatwasamatterofactioninsteadofwords,andDough—
erty’sbigbandgotitfirstbytwoseconds。
WhilethefarewellswerebeingsaidatthedoortheHonorablePatricksmoteDoughertymightilybetweentheshoulders。
\"Jimmy,meboy,\"hedeclared,inagiantwhis—
per,\"themadamisajewelofthefirstwater。Ye’realuckydog。\"
\"BigJim\"walkedhomewardwithhiswife。SheseemedquiteaspleasedwiththelightsandshowwindowsinthestreetsaswiththeadmirationofthemeninHoogley’s。AstheypassedSeltzer’stheyheardthesoundofmanyvoicesinthecafe。Theboyswouldbestartingthedrinksaroundnowanddiscussingpastperformances。
AtthedooroftheirhomeDeliapaused。Thepleasureoftheoutingradiatedsoftlyfromhercountenance。ShecouldnothopeforJimofevenings,butthegloryofthisonewouldTightenherlonelyhoursforalongtime。
\"Thankyoufortakingmeout,Jim,\"shesaid,gratefully。\"You’llbegoingbackuptoSeltzer’snow,ofcourse。\"
\"To——withSeltzer’s,\"said\"BigJim,\"em—
emphatically。\"Andd——PatCorrigan!DoeshethinkIhaven’tgotanyeyes?
Andthedoorclosedbehindbothofthem。
LITTLESPECKINGARNEREDFRUIT
Thehoneymoonwasatitsfull。Therewasaflatwiththereddestofnewcarpets,tasselledportieresandsixsteinswithpewterlidsarrangedonaledgeabovethewainscotingofthedining—room。Thewon—
derofitwasyetuponthem。Neitherofthemhadeverseenayellowprimrosebytheriver’sbrim;butifsuchasighthadmettheireyesatthattimeitwouldhaveseemedlike—well,whateverthepoetexpectedtherightkindofpeopletoseeinitbesidesaprim—
rose。
Thebridesatintherockerwithherfeetrestingupontheworld。Shewaswraptinrosydreamsandakimonoofthesamehue。Shewonderedwhatthepeo—
pleinGreenlandandTasmaniaandBeloochistanweresayingonetoanotherabouthermarriagetoKidMcGarry。Notthatitmadeanydifference。
Therewasnowelter—weightfromLondontotheSouthernCrossthatcouldstandupfourhours—no;
fourrounds—withherbridegroom。Andhehadbeenhersforthreeweeks;andthecrookofherlittlefingercouldswayhimmorethanthefistofany142—
pounderintheworld。
Love,whenitisours,istheothernameforself—
abnegationandsacrifice。Whenitbelongstopeopleacrosstheairshaftitmeansarroganceandself—con—
ceit。
Thebridecrossedheroxfordsandlookedthought—
fullyatthedistemperCupidsontheceiling。
\"Precious,\"saidshe,withtheairofCleopatraaskingAntonyforRomedoneupintissuepaperanddeliveredatresidence,\"IthinkIwouldlikeapeach。\"
KidMcGarryaroseandputonhiscoatandhat。
Hewasserious,shaven,sentimental,andspry。
\"Allright,\"saidhe,ascoollyasthoughbewereonlyagreeingtosignarticlestofightthechampionofEngland。\"I’llstepdownandcoponeoutforyousee?\"
\"Don’tbelong,\"saidthebride。\"I’llbelonesomewithoutmynaughtyboy。Getanice,ripeone。\"
Afteraseriesoffarewellsthatwouldhavebefittedanimminentvoyagetoforeignparts,theKidwentdowntothestreet。
Herehenotunreasonablyhesitated,fortheseasonwasyetearlyspring,andthereseemedsmallchanceofwrestinganywherefromthosechillstreetsandstoresthecovetedlusciousguerdonofsummer’sgoldenprime。
AttheItalian’sfruit—standonthecornerbestoppedandcastacontemptuouseyeoverthedis—
playofpaperedoranges,highlypolishedapplesandwan,sun—hungrybananas。
\"Gottadapeach?\"askedtheKidinthetongueofDante,theloveroflovers。
\"Ah,no,—\"sighedthevender。\"Notforonemontcom—adapeach。Toosoon。Gottadanice—aorange。
Like—adaorange?\"
Scornful,theKidpursuedhisquest。Heenteredtheall—nightchop—house,cafe,andbowling—alleyofhisfriendandadmirer,JustusO’Callahan。TheO’Callahanwasaboutinhisinstitution,lookingforleaks。
\"Iwantitstraight,\"saidtheKidtohim。\"Theoldwomanhasgotahunchthatshewantsapeach。
Now,ifyou’vegotapeach,Cal,getitoutquick。I
wantitandotherslikeitifyou’vegot’eminpluralquantities。\"
\"Thehouseisyours,\"saidO’Callahan。\"Butthere’snopeachinit。It’stoosoon。Idon’tsup—
poseyoucouldevenfind’ematoneoftheBroadwayjoints。That’stoobad。Whenaladyfixeshermouthforacertainkindoffruitnothingelsewon’tdo。It’stoolatenowtofindanyofthefirst—classfruiterersopen。ButifyouthinkthemissiswouldlikesomeniceorangesI’vejustgotaboxoffineonesinthatshemight。\"
\"Muchobliged,Cal。It’sapeachpropositionrightfromtheringofthegong。I’lltryfurther。\"
ThetimewasnearlymidnightastheKidwalkeddowntheWest—Sideavenue。Fewstoreswereopenandsuchaswerepracticallyhootedattheideaofapeach。
ButinhermoatedflatthebrideconfidentlyawaitedherPersianfruit。Achampionwelter—weightnotfindapeach?—notstridetriumphantlyovertheseasonsandthezodiacandthealmanactofetchanAmsden’sJuneoraGeorgiaclingtohisowny—own?
TheKid’seyecaughtsightofawindowthatwaslightedandgorgeouswithnature’smostentrancingcolors。Thelightsuddenlywentout。TheKidsprintedandcaughtthefruitererlockinghisdoor。