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类别:其他 作者:O Henry字数:20348更新时间:19/01/05 16:31:57
THEVOICEOFTHECITY Twenty—fiveyearsagotheschoolchildrenusedtochanttheirlessons。ThemanneroftheirdeliverywasasingsongrecitativebetweentheutteranceofanEpiscopalministerandthedroneofatiredsawmill。 Imeannodisrespect。Wemusthavelumberandsawdust。 Irememberonebeautifulandinstructivelittlelyricthatemanatedfromthephysiologyclass。Themoststrikinglineofitwasthis: \"Theshin—boneisthelong—estboneinthehu—manbod—y。\" Whataninestimableboonitwouldhavebeenifallthecorporealandspiritualfactspertainingtomanbadthusbeentunefullyandlogicallyinculcatedinouryouthfulminds!Butwhatwegainedinanatomy,musicandphilosophywasmeagre。 TheotherdayIbecameconfused。Ineededarayoflight。Iturnedbacktothoseschooldaysforaid。ButinallthenasalharmonieswewhinedforthfromthosebardbenchesIcouldnotrecallonethattreatedofthevoiceofagglomeratedmankind。 Inotherwords,ofthecompositevocalmessageofmassedhumanity。 Inotherwords,oftheVoiceofaBigCity。 Now,theindividualvoiceisnotlacking。Wecanunderstandthesongofthepoet,therippleofthebrook,themeaningofthemanwhowants$5untilnextMonday,theinscriptionsonthetombsofthePharaohs,thelanguageofflowers,the\"steplively\" oftheconductor,andthepreludeofthemilkcansat4A。M。Certainlarge—earedonesevenassertthattheyarewisetothevibrationsofthetympanumpro— needbyconcussionoftheairemanatingfromMr。 H。James。Butwhocancomprehendthemeaningofthevoiceofthecity? Iwentoutfortosee。 First,IaskedAurelia。SheworewhiteSwissandabatwithflowersonit,andribbonsandendsofthingsflutteredhereandthere。 \"Tellme,\"Isaid,stammeringly,forIhavenovoiceofmyown,\"whatdoesthisbig—er— enormous—er—whoppingcitysay?Itmusthaveavoiceofsomekind。Doesiteverspeaktoyou? Howdoyouinterpretitsmeaning?Itisatremen— dousmass,butitmusthaveakey:’ \"LikeaSaratogatrunk?\"askedAurelia。 \"No,\"saidI。\"Pleasedonotrefertothelid。I haveafancythateverycityhasavoice。Eachonehassomethingtosaytotheonewhocanhearit。 Whatdoesthebigonesaytoyou?\" \"Allcities,\"saidAurelia,judicially,\"saythesamething。WhentheygetthroughsayingitthereisanechofromPhiladelphia。So,theyareunanimous。\" \"Hereare4,000,000people,\"saidI,scholastic— ally,\"compresseduponanisland,whichismostlylambsurroundedbyWallStreetwater。Theconjunc— tionofsomanyunitsintososmallaspacemustresultinanidentity—or,orratherahomogeneitythatfindsitsoralexpressionthroughacommonchan— nel。Itis,asyoumightsay,aconsensusoftransla— tion,concentratinginacrystallized,generalideawhichrevealsitselfinwhatmaybetermedtheVoiceoftheCity。Canyoutellmewhatitis? Aureliasmiledwonderfully。Shesatonthehighstoop。Asprayofinsolentivybobbedagainstherrightear。Arayofimpudentmoonlightflickereduponhernose。ButIwasadamant,nickel— plated。 \"Imustgoandfindout,\"Isaid,\"whatistheVoiceofthiscity。Othercitieshavevoices。Itisanassignment。Imusthaveit。NewYork,\"Icon— tinned,inarisingtone,\"hadbetternothandmeacigarandsay:’Oldman,Ican’ttalkforpublication。’ Noothercityactsinthatway。Chicagosays,unhes— itatingly,’Iwill;’IPhiladelphiasays,’Ishould;’ NewOrleanssays,’Iusedto;’Louisvillesays,’Don’tcareifIdo;’St。Louissays,’Excuseme;’ Pittsburgsays,’Smokeup。’Now,NewYork—\" Aureliasmiled。 \"Verywell,\"saidI,\"Imustgoelsewhereandfindout。\" Iwentintoapalace,tile—floored,cherub—ceilingedandsquarewiththecop。IputmyfootonthebrassrailandsaidtoBillyMagnus,thebestbartenderinthediocese: Billy,you’velivedinNewYorkalongtimewhatkindofasong—and—dancedoesthisoldtowngiveyou?WhatImeanis,doesn’tthegabofitseemtokindofbunchupandslideoverthebartoyouinasortofamalgamatedtipthatbitsofftheburginakindofanepigramwithadashofbittersandasliceof—\" \"Excusemeaminute,\"saidBilly,\"somebody’spunchingthebuttonatthesidedoor。\" Hewentaway;camebackwithanemptytinbucket;againvanishedwithitfull;returnedandsaidtome: \"ThatwasMame。Sheringstwice。Shelikesaglassofbeerforsupper。Herandthekid。Ifyoueversawthatlittleskeesicksofminebraceupinhishighchairandtakehisbeerand—But,say,whatwasyours?IgetkindofexcitedwhenIbearthemtworings—wasitthebaseballscoreorginfizzyouaskedfor?\" \"Gingerale,\"Ianswered。 IwalkeduptoBroadway。Isawacoponthecor— ner。Thecopstakekidsup,womenacross,andmenin。Iwentuptohim。 IfI’mnotexceedingthespiellimit,\"Isaid,\"letmeaskyou。YouseeNewYorkduringitsvocativehours。Itisthefunctionofyouandyourbrothercopstopreservetheacousticsofthecity。Theremustbeacivicvoicethatisintelligibletoyou。Atnightduringyourlonelyroundsyoumusthavebeardit。 Whatistheepitomeofitsturmoilandshouting? Whatdoesthecitysaytoyou? \"Friend,\"saidthepoliceman,spinninghisclub,\"itdon’tsaynothing。Igetmyordersfromthemanhigherup。Say,Iguessyou’reallright。Standhereforafewminutesandkeepaneyeopenfortheroundsman。\" Thecopmeltedintothedarknessofthesidestreet。 Intenminutesbehadreturned。 \"MarriedlastTuesday,\"besaid,halfgruffly。 \"Youknowbowtheyare。Shecomestothatcorneratnineeverynightfora—comestosay’hello!’I generallymanagetobethere。Say,whatwasityouaskedmeabitago—what’sdoinginthecity?Oh,there’saroof—gardenortwojustopened,twelveblocksup。\" Icrossedacrow’s—footofstreet—cartracks,andskirtedtheedgeofanumbrageouspark。AnartificialDiana,gilded,heroic,poised,wind—ruled,onthetower,shimmeredintheclearlightofhernamesakeinthesky。Alongcamemypoet,hurry— ing,hatted,haired,emittingdactyls,spondeesanddactylis。Iseizedhim。 \"Bill,\"saidI(inthemagazineheisCleon),\"givemealift。IamonanassignmenttofindouttheVoiceofthecity。Yousee,it’saspecialorder。Ordi— narilyasymposiumcomprisingtheviewsofHenryClews,JohnL。Sullivan,EdwinMarkham,MayIr— winandCharlesSchwabwouldbeaboutall。Butthisisadifferentmatter。Wewantabroad,poetic,mysticvocalizationofthecity’ssoulandmeaning。 Youaretheverychaptogivemeahint。SomeyearsagoamangotattheNiagaraFallsandgaveusitspitch。ThenotewasabouttwofeetbelowthelowestGonthepiano。Now,youcan’tputNewYorkintoanoteunlessit’sbetterindorsedthanthat。Butgivemeanideaofwhatitwouldsayifitshouldspeak。Itisboundtobeamightyandfar—reachingutterance。 Toarriveatitwemusttakethetremendouscrashofthechordsoftheday’straffic,thelaughterandmusicofthenight,thesolemntonesofDr。Parkhurst,therag—time,theweeping,thestealthybumofcab—wbeels,theshoutofthepressagent,thetinkleoffountainsontheroofgardens,thehullabalooofthestrawberryvenderandthecoversofEverybody’sMagazine,thewhispersoftheloversintheparks—allthesesounds,mustgointoyourVoice—notcombined,butmixed,andofthemixtureanessencemade;andofthees— senceanextract—anaudibleextract,ofwhichonedropshallformthethingweseek。\" \"Doyouremember,\"askedthepoet,withachuckle,\"thatCaliforniagirlwemetatStiver’sstudiolastweek?Well,I’monmywaytoseeher。 Sherepeatedthatpoemofmine,’TheTributeofSpring,’wordforword。She’sthesmartestproposi— tioninthistownjustatpresent。Say,howdoesthisconfoundedtielook?IspoiledfourbeforeIgotonetosetright。\" \"AndtheVoicethatIaskedyouabout?\"Iin— quired。 \"Oh,shedoesn’tsing,\"saidCleon。\"Butyououghttobearherrecitemy’AngeloftheInshoreWind。’\" Ipassedon。Icorneredanewsboyandbeflashedatmepropheticpinkpapersthatoutstrippedthenewsbytworevolutionsoftheclock’slongesthand。 \"Son,\"Isaid,whileIpretendedtochasecoinsinmypennypocket,\"doesn’titsometimesseemtoyouasifthecityoughttobeabletotalk?Alltheseupsanddownsandfunnybusinessandqueerthingshap— peningeverydaywhatwoulditsay,doyouthink,ifitcouldspeak? \"Quityerkiddin’,\"saidtheboy。\"Wotpaperyerwant?Igotnotimetowaste。It’sMag’sbirthday,andIwantthirtycentstogitherapresent。\" Herewasnointerpreterofthecity’smouthpiece。 Iboughtapaper,andconsigneditsundeclaredtreaties,itspremeditatedmurdersandunfoughtbat— tlestoanashcan。 AgainIrepairedtotheparkandsatinthemoonshade。Ithoughtandthought,andwonderedwhynonecouldtellmewhatIaskedfor。 Andthen,asswiftaslightfromafixedstar,theanswercametome。Iaroseandhurried—hurriedassomanyreasonersmust,backaroundmycircle。 IknewtheanswerandIbuggeditinmybreastasI flew,fearinglestsomeonewouldstopmeanddemandmysecret。 Aureliawasstillonthestoop。Themoonwashigherandtheivyshadowsweredeeper。Isatathersideandwewatchedalittlecloudtiltatthedriftingmoonandgoasunder,quitepaleanddiscomfited。 Andthen,wonderofwondersanddelightofde— lights!ourhandssomehowtouched,andourfingersclosedtogetheranddidnotpart。 AfterhalfanhourAureliasaid,withthatsmileofhers: \"Doyouknow,youhaven’tspokenawordsinceyoucameback!\" \"That,\"saidI,noddingwisely,\"istheVoiceoftheCity。\" THECOMPLETELIFEOFJOHNHOPKINS Thereisasayingthatnomanhastastedthefullflavoroflifeuntilhehasknownpoverty,loveandwar。Thejustnessofthisreflectioncommendsittotheloverofcondensedphilosophy。Thethreecondi— tionsembraceaboutallthereisinlifeworthknowing。 Asurfacethinkermightdeemthatwealthshouldbeaddedtothelist。Notso。Whenapoormanfindsalong—biddenquarter—dollarthathasslippedthrougharipintohisvestlining,besoundsthepleasureoflifewithadeeperplummetthananymillionairecanhopetocast。 Itseemsthatthewiseexecutivepowerthatruleslifehasthoughtbesttodrillmaninthesethreecon— ditions;andnonemayescapeallthree。Inruralplacesthetermsdonotmeansomuch。Povertyislesspinching;loveistemperate;warshrinkstocon— testsaboutboundarylinesandtheneighbors’hens。 Itisinthecitiesthatourepigramgainsintruthandvigor;andithasremainedforoneJohnHopkinstocrowdtheexperienceintoarathersmallspaceoftime。 TheHopkinsflatwaslikeathousandothers。 Therewasarubberplantinonewindow;aflea— bittenterriersatintheother,wonderingwhenhewastohavehisday。 JohnHopkinswaslikeathousandothers。Heworkedat$20perweekinanine—story,red—brickbuildingateitherInsurance,Buckle’sHoistingEn— gines,Chiropody,Loans,Pulleys,BoasRenovated,WaltzGuaranteedinFiveLessons,orArtificialLimbs。ItisnotforustowringMr。Hopkins’savo— cationfromtheseoutwardsignsthatbe。 Mrs。Hopkinswaslikeathousandothers。Theauriferoustooth,thesedentarydisposition,theSun— dayafternoonwanderlust,thedraughtuponthedelicatessenstoreforhome—madecomforts,thefurorfordepartmentstoremarked—downsales,thefeelingofsuperioritytotheladyinthethird—floorfrontwhoworegenuineostrichtipsandhadtwonamesoverherbell,themucilaginoushoursduringwhichsheremainedgluedtothewindowsill,thevigi— lantavoidanceoftheinstalmentman,thetirelesspatronageoftheacousticsofthedumb—waitershaft—alltheattributesoftheGothamflat—dwellerwerehers。 Onemomentyetofsententiousnessandthestorymoves。 IntheBigCitylargeandsuddenthingshappen。 Youroundacornerandthrusttheribofyourum— brellaintotheeyeofyouroldfriendfromKootenaiFalls。YoustrollouttopluckaSweetWilliaminthepark—andlo!banditsattackyou—youaream— bulancedtothehospital—youmarryyournurse; aredivorced—getsqueezedwhileshortonU。P。S。 andD。0。W。N。S。—standinthebreadline—marryanheiress,takeoutyourlaundryandpayyourclubdues—seeminglyallinthewinkofaneye。Youtravelthestreets,andafingerbeckonstoyou,ahandkerchiefisdroppedforyou,abrickisdroppeduponyou,theelevatorcableoryourbankbreaks,atabled’hoteoryourwifedisagreeswithyou,andFatetossesyouaboutlikecorkcrumbsinwineopenedbyanun—feedwaiter。TheCityisasprightlyyoung— ster,andyouareredpaintuponitstoy,andyougetlickedoff。 JohnHopkinssat,afteracompresseddinner,inhisglove—fittingstraight—frontflat。Hesatuponahornblendecouchandgazed,withsatiatedeyes,atArtBroughtHometothePeopleintheshapeof\"TheStorm\"tackedagainstthewall。Mrs。Hop— kinsdiscourseddroninglyofthedinnersmellsfromtheflatacrosstheball。Theflea—bittenterriergaveHopkinsalookofdisgust,andshowedaman—hatingtooth。 Herewasneitherpoverty,love,norwar;butuponsuchbarrenstemsmaybegraftedthoseessentialsofacompletelife。 JohnHopkinssoughttoinjectafewraisinsofconversationintothetastelessdoughofexistence。 \"Puttinganewelevatorinattheoffice,\"hesaid,discardingthenominativenoun,\"andthebosshasturnedouthiswhiskers。\" \"Youdon’tmeanit!commentedMrs。Hopkins。 \"Mr。Whipples,\"continuedJohn,\"worehisnewspringsuitdownto—day。IlikeditfineIt’sagraywith—\"Hestopped,suddenlystrickenbyaneedthatmadeitselfknowntohim。\"IbelieveI’llwalkdowntothecornerandgetafive—centcigar,\"heconcluded。 JohnHopkinstookhisbataidpickedhiswaydownthemustyhallsandstairsoftheflat—houseTheeveningairwasmild,andthestreetsshrillwiththecarelesscriesofchildrenplayinggamescon— trolledbymysteriousrhythmsandphrases。Theireldersheldthedoorwaysandstepswithleisurelypipeandgossip。Paradoxically,thefire—escapessup— portedloversincoupleswhomadenoattempttoflythemountingconflagrationtheyweretheretofan。 ThecornercigarstoreaimedatbyJohnHopkinswaskeptbyamannamedFreshmayer,wholookedupontheearthasasterilepromontory。 Hopkins,unknowninthestore,enteredandcalledgeniallyforhis\"bunchofspinach,car—faregrade。\" ThisimputationdeepenedthepessimismofFresh— mayer;butbesetoutabrandthatcameperilouslyneartofillingtheorder。Hopkinsbitofftherootsofhispurchase,andlightedupattheswinginggasjet。Feelinginhispocketstomakepayment,hefoundnotapennythere。 \"Say,myfriend,\"heexplained,frankly,\"I’vecomeoutwithoutanychange。HandyouthatnickelfirsttimeIpass。\" JoysurgedinFreshmayer’sheart。Herewascor— roborationofhisbeliefthattheworldwasrottenandmanaperipateticevil。Withoutawordheroundedtheendofhiscounterandmadeearnestonslaughtuponhiscustomer。Hopkinswasnomantoserveasapunching—bagforapessimistictobacconist。HequicklybestoweduponFreshmayeraColorado— maduroeyeinreturnfortheardentkickthatbereceivedfromthatdealeringoodsforcashonly。 Theimpetusoftheenemy’sattackforcedtheHopkinslinebacktothesidewalk。Therethecon— flictraged;thepacificwoodenIndian,withhiscarvensmile,wasoverturned,andthoseofthestreetwhodelightedincarnagepressedroundtoviewthezealousjoust。 Butthencametheinevitablecopandimminentconvenienceforboththeattackerandattacked。 JohnHopkinswasapeacefulcitizen,whoworkedatrebusesofnightsinaflat,butbewasnotwithoutthefundamentalspiritofresistancethatcomeswiththebattle—rage。Heknockedthepolicemanintoagro— cer’ssidewalkdisplayofgoodsandgaveFreshmayerapunchthatcausedhimtemporarilytoregretthathehadnotmadeitaruletoextendafive—centlineofcredittocertaincustomers。ThenHopkinstookspiritedlytohisheelsdownthesidewalk,closelyfol— lowedbythecigar—dealerandthepoliceman,whoseuniformtestifiedtothereasoninthegrocer’ssignthatread:\"Eggscheaperthananywhereelseinthecity。\" AsHopkinsranhebecameawareofabig,low,red,racingautomobilethatkeptabreastofhiminthestreet。Thisautosteeredintothesideofthesidewalk,andthemanguidingitmotionedtoHopkinstojumpintoit。Hedidsowithoutslackeninghisspeed,andfellintotheturkey—redupholsteredseatbesidethechauffeur。Thebigmachine,withadimin— uendocough,flewawaylikeanalbatrossdowntheavenueintowhichthestreetemptied。 Thedriveroftheautospedhismachinewithoutaword。Hewasmaskedbeyondguessinthegogglesanddiabolicgarbofthechauffeur。 \"Muchobliged,oldman,\"calledHopkins,grate— fully。\"Iguessyou’vegotsportingbloodinyou,allright,anddon’tadmirethesightoftwomentryingtosoakone。LittlemoreandI’dhavebeenpinched。\" Thechauffeurmadenosignthathehadheard。 Hopkinsshruggedashoulderandchewedathiscigar,towhichhisteethhadclunggrimlythrough— outthemelee。 Tenminutesandtheautoturnedintotheopencarriageentranceofanoblemansionofbrownstone,andstoodstill。Thechauffeurleapedout,andsaid: \"Comequick。Thelady,shewillexplain。Itisthegreathonoryouwillhave,monsieur。Ah,thatmiladycouldcalluponArmandtodothisthing! But,no,Iamonlyonechauffeur。\" WithvehementgesturesthechauffeurconductedHopkinsintothehouse。Hewasusheredintoasmallbutluxuriousreceptionchamber。Alady,young,andpossessingthebeautyofvisions,rosefromachair。 Inhereyessmoulderedabecominganger。Herhigh— arched,threadlikebrowswereruffledintoadeliciousfrown。 \"Milady,\"saidthechauffeur,bowinglow,\"IhavethehonortorelatetoyouthatIwenttothehouseofMonsieurLongandfoundhimtobenotathome。AsIcamebackIseethisgentlemanincombatagainstbowyousay—greatestodds。Heisfightingwithfive—ten—thirtymen—gendarmes,aussi。Yes,milady,hewhatyoucall’swat’one—three—eightpolicemans。IfthatMonsieurLongisoutIsaytomyselfthisGentlemanbewillservemiladysowell,andIbringhimhere。\" \"Verywell,Armand,\"saidthelady,\"youmaygo。\"SheturnedtoHopkins。 \"Isentmychauffeur,\"shesaid,\"tobringmycousin,WalterLong。Thereisamaninthishousewhohastreatedmewithinsultandabuse。Ihavecomplainedtomyaunt,andshelaughsatme。Ar— mandsaysyouarebrave。Intheseprosaicdaysmenwhoarebothbraveandchivalrousarefew。MayI countuponyourassistance?\" JohnHopkinsthrusttheremainsofhiscigarintohiscoatpocket。Helookeduponthiswinningcreatureandfelthisfirstthrillofromance。Itwasaknightlylove,andcontainednodisloyaltytotheflatwiththeflea—bittenterrierandtheladyofhischoice。 HebadmarriedherafterapicnicoftheLadyLabelStickers’Union,LodgeNo。2,onadareandabetofnewhatsandchowderallaroundwithhisfriend,BillyMcManus。Thisangelwhowasbegginghimtocometoherrescuewassomethingtooheavenlyforchowder,andasforhats—golden,jewelledcrownsforher! \"Say,\"saidJohnHopkins,\"justshowmetheguythatyou’vegotthegrouchat。I’veneglectedmytalentsasascrapperheretofore,butthisismybusynight。\" \"Heisinthere,\"saidthelady,pointingtoacloseddoor。\"Come。Areyousurethatyoudonotfalterorfear?\" \"Me?\"saidJohnHopkins。\"Justgivemeoneofthoserosesinthebunchyouarewearing,willyou?\" Theladygavehimared,redrose。JohnHopkinskissedit,stuffeditintohisvestpocket,openedthedoorandwalkedintotheroom。Itwasahandsomelibrary,softlybutbrightlylighted。Ayoungmanwasthere,reading。 \"Booksonetiquetteiswhatyouwanttostudy,\" saidJohnHopkins,abruptly。\"Getuphere,andI’llgiveyousomelessors。Berudetoalady,willyou?\" Theyoungmanlookedmildlysurprised。Thenhearoselanguidly,dextrouslycaughtthearmsofJohnHopkinsandconductedhimirresistiblytothefrontdoorofthehouse。 \"Beware,RalphBranscombe,\"criedthelady,whohadfollowed,\"whatyoudotothegallantmanwhohastriedtoprotectme。\" TheyoungmanshovedJohnHopkinsgentlyoutthedoorandthenclosedit。 \"Bess,\"hesaidcalmly,\"Iwishyouwouldquitreadinghistoricalnovels。Howintheworlddidthatfellowgetinhere?\" \"Armandbroughthim,\"saidtheyounglady。\"I thinkyouareawfullymeannottoletmehavethatSt。Bernard。IsentArmandforWalter。Iwassoangrywithyou。\" \"Besensible,Bess,\"saidtheyoungman,takingherarm。\"Thatdogisn’tsafe。Hehasbittentwoorthreepeoplearoundthekennels。Comenow,let’sgotellauntieweareingoodhumoragain。\" Arminarm,theymovedaway。 JohnHopkinswalkedtohisflat。Thejanitor’sfive—year—olddaughterwasplayingonthesteps’ Hopkinsgaveheranice,redroseandwalkedup— stairs。 Mrs。Hopkinswasphilanderingwithcurl—papers。 \"Getyourcigar?\"sheasked,disinterestedly。 \"Sure,\"saidHopkins,\"andIknockedaroundawhileoutside。It’sanicenight。\" Hesatuponthehornblendesofa,tookoutthestumpofhiscigar,lightedit,andgazedatthegrace— fulfiguresin\"TheStorm\"ontheoppositewall。 \"Iwastellingyou,\"saidhe,\"aboutMr。 Whipple’ssuit。It’sagray,withaninvisiblecheck,anditlooksfine。\" ALICKPENNYLOVER There,were3,000girlsintheBiggestStore。 Masiewasoneofthem。Shewaseighteenandasellesladyinthegents’gloves。Hereshebecameversedintwovarietiesofhumanbeings—thekindofgentswhobuytheirglovesindepartmentstoresandthekindofwomenwhobuyglovesforunfortunategents。Besidesthiswideknowledgeofthehumanspecies,Masiehadacquiredotherinformation。Shehadlistenedtothepromulgatedwisdomofthe2,999 othergirlsandhadstoreditinabrainthatwasassecretiveandwaryasthatofaMaltesecat。Per— hapsnature,foreseeingthatshewouldlackwisecounsellors,hadmingledthesavingingredientofshrewdnessalongwithherbeauty,asshehasendowedthesilverfoxofthepricelessfurabovetheotheranimalswithcunning。 ForMasiewasbeautiful。Shewasadeep—tintedblonde,withthecalmpoiseofaladywhocooksbuttercakesinawindow。ShestoodbehindhercounterintheBiggestStore;andasyouclosedyourbandoverthetape—lineforyourglovemeasureyouthoughtofHebe;andasyoulookedagainyouwonderedhowshehadcomebyMinerva’seyes。 WhenthefloorwalkerwasnotlookingMasiechewedtuttifrutti;whenhewaslookingshegazedupasifatthecloudsandsmiledwistfully。 Thatistheshopgirlsmile,andIenjoinyoutoshunitunlessyouarewellfortifiedwithcallosityoftheheart,caramelsandacongenialityforthecapersofCupid。ThissmilebelongedtoMasie’srecreationhoursandnottothestore;butthefloorwalkermusthavehisown。HeistheShylockofthestores。 Whenbecomesnosingaroundthebridgeofhisnoseisatoll—bridge。Itisgoo—gooeyesor\"git\"whenbelookstowardaprettygirl。Ofcoursenotallfloor— walkersarethus。Onlyafewdaysagothepapersprintednewsofoneovereightyyearsofage。 OnedayIrvingCarter,painter,millionaire,trav— eller,poet,automobilist,happenedtoentertheBig— gestStore。Itisduetohimtoaddthathisvisitwasnotvoluntary。Filialdutytookhimbythecollaranddraggedhiminside,whilehismotherphilanderedamongthebronzeandterra—cottastatuettes。 Carterstrolledacrosstotheglovecounterinordertoshootafewminutesonthewing。Hisneedforgloveswasgenuine;behadforgottentobringapairwithhim。Buthisactionhardlycallsforapology,be— causebehadneverheardofglove—counterflirtations。 Ashenearedthevicinityofhisfatebehesitated,suddenlyconsciousofthisunknownphaseofCupid’slessworthyprofession。 Threeorfourcheapfellows,sonorouslygarbed,wereleaningoverthecounters,wrestlingwiththemediatorialhand—coverings,whilegigglinggirlsplayedvivacioussecondstotheirleaduponthestridentstringofcoquetry。Carterwouldhavere— treated,buthehadgonetoofar。Masieconfrontedhimbehindhercounterwithaquestioninglookineyesascoldly,beautifully,warmlyblueastheglintofsummersunshineonanicebergdriftinginSouthernseas。 AndthenIrvingCarter,painter,millionaire,etc。,feltawarmflushrisetohisaristocraticallypaleface。 Butnotfromdiffidence。Theblushwasintellectualinorigin。Heknewinamomentthathestoodintheranksoftheready—madeyouthswhowooedthegig— glinggirlsatothercounters。HimselfleanedagainsttheoakentrystingplaceofacockneyCupidwithadesireinhisheartforthefavorofaglovesalesgirl。 HewasnomorethanBillandJackandMickey。 Andthenbefeltasuddentoleranceforthem,andanelating,courageouscontemptfortheconventionsuponwhichhehadfed,andanunhesitatingdeter— minationtohavethisperfectcreatureforhisown。 WhenthegloveswerepaidforandwrappedtheCarterlingeredforamoment。ThedimplesatcornersofMasie’sdamaskmouthdeepened。Allgen— tlemenwhoboughtgloveslingeredinjustthatway。 Shecurvedanarm,showinglikePsyche’sthroughhershirt—waistsleeve,andrestedanelbowupontheshow—caseedge。 Carterhadneverbeforeencounteredasituationofwhichhehadnotbeenperfectmaster。ButnowhestoodfarmoreawkwardthanBillorJackorMickey。 Hehadnochanceofmeetingthisbeautifulgirlso— cially。Hismindstruggledtorecallthenatureandhabitsofshopgirlsasbehadreadorheardofthem。 Somehowbehadreceivedtheideathattheysome— timesdidnotinsisttoostrictlyupontheregularchannelsofintroduction。Hisheartbeatloudlyatthethoughtofproposinganunconventionalmeetingwiththislovelyandvirginalbeing。Butthetumultinhisheartgavehimcourage。 Afterafewfriendlyandwell—receivedremarksongeneralsubjects,helaidhiscardbyherhandonthecounter。 \"Willyoupleasepardonme,\"hesaid,\"ifIseemtoobold;butIearnestlyhopeyouwillallowmethepleasureofseeingyouagain。Thereismyname;I assureyouthatitiswiththegreatestrespectthatIaskthefavorofbecomingoneofyour—— acquaintances。MayInothopefortheprivilege?\" Masieknewmen—especiallymenwhobuygloves。 Withouthesitationshelookedhimfranklyandsmil— inglyintheeyes,andsaid: \"Sure。Iguessyou’reallright。Idon’tusuallygooutwithstrangegentlemen,though。Itain’tquiteladylike。Whenshouldyouwanttoseemeagain?\" \"AssoonasImay,\"saidCarter。\"Ifyouwouldallowmetocallatyourhome,I——\" Masielaughedmusically。\"Oh,gee,no!\"shesaid,emphatically。\"Ifyoucouldseeourflatonce! There’sfiveofusinthreerooms。I’djustliketoseema’sfaceifIwastobringagentlemanfriendthere!\" \"Anywhere,then,\"saidtheenamoredCarter,\"thatwillbeconvenienttoyou。\" \"Say,\"suggestedMasie,withabright—idealookinherpeach—blowface;\"IguessThursdaynightwillaboutsuitme。SupposeyoucometothecornerofEighthAvenueandForty—eighthStreetat7:30。I liverightnearthecorner。ButI’vegottobebackhomebyeleven。Maneverletsmestayoutaftereleven。\" Carterpromisedgratefullytokeepthetryst,andthenhastenedtohismother,whowaslookingaboutforhimtoratifyherpurchaseofabronzeDiana。 Asalesgirl,withsmalleyesandanobtusenose,strollednearMasie,withafriendlyleer。 \"Didyoumakeahitwithhisnobs,Mase?\"sheasked,familiarly。 \"Thegentlemanaskedpermissiontocall。\"an— sweredMasie,withthegrandair,assheslippedCar— ter’scardintothebosomofherwaist。 \"Permissiontocall!\"echoedsmalleyes,withasnigger。\"DidhesayanythingaboutdinnerintheWaldorfandaspininhisautoafterward?\" \"Oh,cheeseit!\"saidMasie,wearily。\"You’vebeenusedtoswellthings,Idon’tthink。You’vehadaswelledbeadeversincethathose—cartdrivertookyououttoachopsueyjoint。No,benevermentionedtheWaldorf;butthere’saFifthAvenueaddressonhiscard,andifbebuysthesupperyoucanbetyourlifetherewon’tbenopigtailonthewaiterwhattakestheorder。\" AsCarterglidedawayfromtheBiggestStorewithhismotherinhiselectricrunabout,hebithislipwithadullpainathisheart。Heknewthatlovehadcometohimforthefirsttimeinallthetwenty—nineyearsofhislife。Andthattheobjectofitshouldmakesoreadilyanappointmentwithhimatastreetcorner,thoughitwasasteptowardhisdesires,tor— turedhimwithmisgivings。 Carterdidnotknowtheshopgirl。Hedidnotknowthatherhomeisofteneitherascarcelyhabit— abletinyroomoradomicilefilledtooverflowingwithkithandkin。Thestreet—cornerisherparlor,theparkisherdrawing—room;theavenueishergardenwalk;yetforthemostpartsheisasinviolatemis— tressofherselfinthemasismyladyinsidehertapestriedchamber。 Oneeveningatdusk,twoweeksaftertheirfirstmeeting,CarterandMasiestrolledarm—in—armintoalittle,dimly—litpark。Theyfoundabench,tree— shadowedandsecluded,andsatthere。 Forthefirsttimehisarmstolegentlyaroundher。 Hergolden—bronzeheadslidrestfullyagainsthisshoulder。 \"Gee!\"sighedMasie,thankfully。\"Whydidn’tyoueverthinkofthatbefore?\" \"Masie,\"saidCarter,earnestly,\"yousurelyknowthatIloveyou。Iaskyousincerelytomarryme。Youknowmewellenoughbythistimetohavenodoubtsofme。Iwantyou,andImusthaveyou。 Icarenothingforthedifferenceinourstations。\" \"Whatisthedifference?\"askedMasie,curi— ously。 \"Well,thereisn’tany,\"saidCarter,quickly,\"ex— ceptinthemindsoffoolishpeople。Itisinmypowertogiveyoualifeofluxury。Mysocialpositionisbe— yonddispute,andmymeansareample。\" \"Theyallsaythat,\"remarkedMasie。\"It’sthekidtheyallgiveyou。Isupposeyoureallyworkinadelicatessenorfollowtheraces。Iain’tasgreenasIlook。\" \"Icanfurnishyoualltheproofsyouwant,\"saidCarter,gently。\"AndIwantyou,Masie。IlovedyouthefirstdayIsawyou。\" \"Theyalldo,\"saidMasie,withanamusedlaugh,\"tohear’emtalk。IfIcouldmeetamanthatgotstuckonmethethirdtimehe’dseenmeIthinkI’dgetmashedonhim。\" \"Pleasedon’tsaysuchthings,\"pleadedCarter。 \"Listentome,dear。EversinceIfirstlookedintoyoureyesyouhavebeentheonlywomanintheworldforme。\" \"Oh,ain’tyouthekidder!\"smiledMasie。\"Howmanyothergirlsdidyouevertellthat?\" ButCarterpersisted。Andatlengthbereachedtheflimsy,flutteringlittlesouloftheshopgirlthatexistedsomewheredeepdowninherlovelybosom。 Hiswordspenetratedtheheartwhoseverylightnesswasitssafestarmor。Shelookedupathimwitheyesthatsaw。Andawarmglowvisitedhercoolcheeks。 Tremblingly,awfully,hermothwingsclosed,andsheseemedabouttosettleuponthefloweroflove。 Somefaintglimmeroflifeanditspossibilitiesontheothersideofherglovecounterdawneduponher。 Carterfeltthechangeandcrowdedtheopportunity。 \"Marryme,Masie,\"bewhisperedsoftly,\"andwewillgoawayfromthisuglycitytobeautifulones。 Wewillforgetworkandbusiness,andlifewillbeonelongholiday。IknowwhereIshouldtakeyou—I havebeenthereoften。Justthinkofashorewheresummeriseternal,wherethewavesarealwaysrip— plingonthelovelybeachandthepeoplearehappyandfreeaschildren。Wewillsailtothoseshoresandremainthereaslongasyouplease。Inoneofthosefar—awaycitiestherearegrandandlovelypalacesandtowersfullofbeautifulpicturesandstatues。 Thestreetsofthecityarewater,andonetravelsaboutin——\" \"Iknow,\"saidMasie,sittingupsuddenly。 \"Gondolas。\" \"Yes,\"smiledCarter。 \"Ithoughtso,\"saidMasie。 \"Andthen,\"continuedCarter,\"wewilltravelonandseewhateverwewishintheworld。AftertheEuropeancitieswewillvisitIndiaandtheancientcitiesthere,andrideonelephantsandseethewonder— fultemplesoftheHindoosandBrahminsandtheJapanesegardensandthecameltrainsandchariotracesinPersia,andallthequeersightsofforeigncountries。Don’tyouthinkyouwouldlikeit,Masie? Masierosetoherfeet。 \"Ithinkwehadbetterbegoinghome,\"shesaid,coolly。\"It’sgettinglate。\" Carterhumoredher。Hehadcometoknowhervarying,thistle—downmoods,andthatitwasuselesstocombatthem。Buthefeltacertainhappytriumph。 Hehadheldforamoment,thoughbutbyasilkenthread,thesoulofhiswildPsyche,andhopewasstrongerwithinhim。Onceshehadfoldedherwingsandhercoolbandbadclosedabouthisown。 AttheBiggestStorethenextdayMasie’schum,Lulu,waylaidherinanangleofthecounter。 \"Howareyouandyourswellfriendmakingit? sheasked。 \"Oh,him?\"saidMasie,pattinghersidecurls。 \"Heain’tinitanymore。Say,Lu,whatdoyouthinkthatfellowwantedmetodo?\" \"Goonthestage?\"guessedLulu,breathlessly。 \"Nit;he’stoocheapaguyforthat。HewantedmetomarryhimandgodowntoConeyIslandforaweddingtour!\" DOUGHERTY’SEYE—OPENER BigJimDoughertywasasport。Hebelongedtothatraceofmen。InManhattanitisadistinctrace。TheyaretheCaribsoftheNorth——strong,artful,self—sufficient,clannish,honorablewithinthelawsoftheirrace,holdinginlenientcontemptneigh— boringtribeswhobowtothemeasureofSociety’stapeline。Irefer,ofcourse,tothetitlednobilityofsportdom。Thereisaclasswhichbearsasaqualify— ingadjectivethesubstantivebelongingtoawindin— strumentmadeofacheapandbasemetal。ButthetinminesofCornwallneverproducedthematerialformanufacturingdescriptivenomenclaturefor\"BigJim\"Dougherty。 Thehabitatofthesportisthelobbyortheoutsidecornerofcertain—hotelsandcombinationrestaurantsandcafes。Theyaremostlymenofdifferentsizes,runningfromsmalltolarge;buttheyareunanimousinthepossessionofarecentlyshaven,blue—blackcheekandchinanddarkovercoats(inseason)withblackvelvetcollars。 Ofthedomesticlifeofthesportlittleisknown。IthasbeensaidthatCupidandHymensometimestakeabandinthegameandcopperthequeenofheartstolose。Daringtheoristshaveaverred—notcontentwithsimplysaying—thatasportoftencontractsaspouse,andevenincursdescendants。Sometimeshe。 sitsinthegameofpolitics;andthenatchowderpicnicsthereisarevelationofaMrs。SportandlittleSportsinglazedhatswithtinpails。 ButmostlythesportisOriental。Hebelieveshiswomen—folkshouldnotbetoopatent。Somewherebe— bindgrillesorflower—ornamentedfireescapestheyawaithim。There,nodoubt,theytreadonrugsfromTeheranandaredivertedbythebulbulandplayuponthedulcimerandfeeduponsweetmeats。Butawayfromhishomethesportisaninteger。Hedoesnot,asmenofotherracesinManhattando,becometheconvoyinhisunoccupiedhoursofflutteringlacesandhighheelsthattickoffdelectablythehappysecondsoftheeveningparade。Heherdswithhisownraceatcorners,anddeliversacommentaryinhisCariblingouponthepassingshow。 \"BigJim\"Doughertyhadawife,butbedidnotwearabuttonportraitofheruponhislapel。Hebadahomeinoneofthosebrown—stone,iron—railedstreetsonthewestsidethatlooklikearecentlyex— cavatedbowlingalleyofPompeii。 TothishomeofhisMr。Doughertyrepairedeachnightwhenthehourwassolateastopromisenofurtherdiversioninthearchdomainsofsport。Bythattimetheoccupantofthemonogamisticharemwouldbeindreamland,thebulbulsilencedandthehourpropitiousforslumber。 \"BigJim\"alwaysaroseattwelve,meridian,forbreakfast,andsoonafterwardhewouldreturntotherendezvousofhis\"crowd。\" HewasalwaysvaguelyconsciousthattherewasaMrs。Dougherty。Hewouldhavereceivedwithoutdenialthechargethatthequiet,neat,comfortablelittlewomanacrossthetableathomewashiswife。Infact,herememberedprettywellthattheybadbeenmarriedfornearlyfouryears。ShewouldoftentellhimaboutthecutetricksofSpot,thecanary,andthelight—hairedladythatlivedinthewindowoftheflatacrossthestreet。 \"BigJim\"Doughertyevenlistenedtothiscon— versationofherssometimes。Heknewthatshewouldhaveanicedinnerreadyforhimeveryeveningatsevenwhenhecameforit。Shesometimeswenttomatinees,andshebadatalkingmachinewithsixdozenrecords。OncewhenherUncleAmosblewinonawindfromup—state,shewentwithhimtotheEdenMusee。Surelythesethingswerediversionsenoughforanywoman。 OneafternoonMr。Doughertyfinishedhisbreak— fast,putonhisbatandgotawayfairlyforthedoor。 Whenhishandwasontheknobbeheardhiswife’svoice。 \"Jim,\"shesaid,firmly,\"Iwishyouwouldtakemeouttodinnerthisevening。Ithasbeenthreeyearssinceyouhavebeenoutsidethedoorwithme。\" \"BigJim\"wasastounded。Shebadneveraskedanythinglikethisbefore。Ithadtheflavorofatotallynewproposition。Buthewasagamesport。 \"Allright,\"besaid。\"YoubereadywhenIcomeatseven。Noneofthis’waittwominutestillIprimpanhourortwo’kindofbusiness,now,Dele。\" \"I’llbeready,\"saidhiswife,calmly。 AtsevenshedescendedthestonestepsinthePom— peianbowlingalleyatthesideof\"BigJim\"Dough— erty。Sheworeadinnergownmadeofastuffthatthespidersmusthavewoven,andofacolorthatatwilightskymusthavecontributed。Alightcoatwithmanyadmirablyunnecessarycapesandadorablyinutileribbonsfloateddownwardfromhershoulders。 Finefeathersdomakefinebirds;andtheonlyre— proachinthesayingisforthemanwhorefusestogiveuphisearningstotheostrich—tipindustry。 \"BigJim\"Doughertywastroubled。Therewasabeingathissidewhombedidnotknow。Hethoughtofthesober—huedplumagethatthisbirdofparadisewasaccustomedtowearinhercage,andthiswingedrevelationpuzzledhim。InsomewaysheremindedhimoftheDeliaCullenthatbehadmarriedfouryearsbefore。Shylyandratherawkwardlyhestalkedatherrightband。 \"AfterdinnerI’lltakeyoubackhome,Dele,\"saidMr。Dougherty,\"andthenI’lldropbackuptoSelt— zer’swiththeboys。Youcanhaveswellchuckto— nightifyouwantit。ImadeawinningonAnacondayesterday;soyoucangoasfarasyoulike。\" Mr。Doughertyhadintendedtomaketheoutingwithhisunwontedwifeaninconspicuousone。Uxori— ousnesswasaweaknessthatthepreceptsoftheCaribsdidnotcountenance。Ifanyofhisfriendsofthetrack,thebilliardclothorthesquarecirclehadwivestheyhadnevercomplainedofthefactinpublic。 Therewereanumberoftabled’hoteplacesonthecrossstreetsnearthebroadandshiningway;andtooneofthesehehadpurposedtoescorther,sothatthebushelmightnotberemovedfromthelightofhisdomesticity。 ButwhileonthewayMr。Doughertyalteredthoseintentions。Hehadbeencastingstealthyglancesathisattractivecompanionandhewasseizedwiththeconvictionthatshewasnosellingplater。Here— solvedtoparadewithhiswifepastSeltzer’scafe,whereatthistimeanumberofhistribewouldbegatheredtoviewthedailyeveningprocession。Yes; andhewouldtakehertodineatHoogley’s,theswell— estslow—lunchwarehouseontheline,hesaidtohimself。 Thecongregationofsmooth—facedtribalgentle— menwereonwatchatSeltzer’s。AsMr。DoughertyandhisreorganizedDeliapassedtheystared,mo— mentarilypetrified,andthenremovedtheirhats—aperformanceasunusualtothemaswastheastonish— inginnovationpresentedtotheirgazeby\"BigJim\"。 Onthelattergentleman’simpassivefacethereap— pearedaslightflickeroftriumph—afaintflicker,nomoretobeobservedthantheexpressioncalledtherebythedraftoflittlecasinotoafour—cardspadeflush。 Hoogley’swasanimated。Electriclightsshoneas,indeed,theywereexpectedtodo。Andthenapery,theglasswareandtheflowersalsomeritoriouslyper— formedthespectaculardutiesrequiredofthem。Theguestswerenumerous,well—dressedandgay。 Awaiter—notnecessarilyobsequious—conducted\"BigJim\"Doughertyandhiswifetoatable。 \"Playthatmenustraightacrossforwhatyoulike,Dele,\"said\"BigJim。\"\"It’syouforatroughofthegildedoatsto—night。Itstrikesmethatmaybewe’vebeenstickingtoofasttohomefodder。\" \"BigJim’s\"wifegaveherorder。Helookedatherwithrespect。Shehadmentionedtruffles;andbebadnotknownthatsheknewwhattruffleswere。Fromthewinelistshedesignatedanappropriateandde— sirablebrand。Helookedatherwithsomeadmiration。 Shewasbeamingwiththeinnocentexcitementthatwomanderivesfromtheexerciseofhergregarious— ness。Shewastalkingtohimaboutahundredthingswithanimationanddelight。Andasthemealpro— gressedhercheeks,colorlessfromalifeindoors,tookonadelicateflush。\"BigJim\"lookedaroundtheroomandsawthatnoneofthewomentherehadhercharm。Andthenhethoughtofthethreeyearsshehadsufferedimmurement,uncomplaining,andaflushofshamewarmedhim,forhecarriedfairplayasaniteminhiscreed。 ButwhentheHonorablePatrickCorrigan,leaderinDougherty’sdistrictandafriendofhis,sawthemandcameovertothetable,mattersgottothethree— quarterstretch。TheHonorablePatrickwasagal— lantman,bothindeedsandwords。AsfortheBlar— neystone,hispreviousactionstowarditmusthavebeenpronounced。HeavydamagesforbreachofpromisecouldsurelyhavebeenobtainedhadtheBlarneystoneseenfittosuetheHonorablePatrick。 \"Jimmy,oldman!\"hecalled;heclappedDough— ertyontheback;beshonelikeamiddaysunuponDelia。 \"HonorableMr。Corrigan—Mrs。Dougherty,\" said\"BigJim。\" TheHonorablePatrickbecameafountainofen— tertainmentandadmiration。Thewaiterhadtofetchathirdchairforhim;hemadeanotheratthetable,andthewineglasseswererefilled。 \"Youselfisholdrascal!\"heexclaimed,shakinganarchfingerat\"BigJim,\"\"tohavekeptMrs。 Doughertyasecretfromus。\" Andthen\"BigJim\"Dougherty,whowasnotalker,satdumb,andsawthewifewhohaddinedeveryeveningforthreeyearsathome,blossomlikeafairyflower。Quick,witty,charming,fulloflightandreadytalk,shereceivedtheexperiencedattackoftheHonorablePatrickonthefieldofreparteeandsurprised,vanquished,delightedhim。Sheunfoldedherlong—closedpetalsandaroundhertheroombecameagarden。Theytriedtoinclude\"BigJim\"intheconversation,buthewaswithoutavocabulary。 Andthenastraybunchofpoliticiansandgoodfellowswholivedforsportcameintotheroom。Theysaw\"BigJim\"andtheleader,andovertheycameandweremadeacquaintedwithMrs。Dougherty。Andinafewminutesshewasholdingasalon。Halfadozenmensurroundedher,courtiersall,andsixfoundhercapableofcharming。\"BigJim\"sat,grim,andkeptsayingtohimself:\"Threeyears,threeyears!\" Thedinnercametoanend。TheHonorablePat— rickreachedforMrs。Dougherty’scloak;butthatwasamatterofactioninsteadofwords,andDough— erty’sbigbandgotitfirstbytwoseconds。 WhilethefarewellswerebeingsaidatthedoortheHonorablePatricksmoteDoughertymightilybetweentheshoulders。 \"Jimmy,meboy,\"hedeclared,inagiantwhis— per,\"themadamisajewelofthefirstwater。Ye’realuckydog。\" \"BigJim\"walkedhomewardwithhiswife。SheseemedquiteaspleasedwiththelightsandshowwindowsinthestreetsaswiththeadmirationofthemeninHoogley’s。AstheypassedSeltzer’stheyheardthesoundofmanyvoicesinthecafe。Theboyswouldbestartingthedrinksaroundnowanddiscussingpastperformances。 AtthedooroftheirhomeDeliapaused。Thepleasureoftheoutingradiatedsoftlyfromhercountenance。ShecouldnothopeforJimofevenings,butthegloryofthisonewouldTightenherlonelyhoursforalongtime。 \"Thankyoufortakingmeout,Jim,\"shesaid,gratefully。\"You’llbegoingbackuptoSeltzer’snow,ofcourse。\" \"To——withSeltzer’s,\"said\"BigJim,\"em— emphatically。\"Andd——PatCorrigan!DoeshethinkIhaven’tgotanyeyes? Andthedoorclosedbehindbothofthem。 LITTLESPECKINGARNEREDFRUIT Thehoneymoonwasatitsfull。Therewasaflatwiththereddestofnewcarpets,tasselledportieresandsixsteinswithpewterlidsarrangedonaledgeabovethewainscotingofthedining—room。Thewon— derofitwasyetuponthem。Neitherofthemhadeverseenayellowprimrosebytheriver’sbrim;butifsuchasighthadmettheireyesatthattimeitwouldhaveseemedlike—well,whateverthepoetexpectedtherightkindofpeopletoseeinitbesidesaprim— rose。 Thebridesatintherockerwithherfeetrestingupontheworld。Shewaswraptinrosydreamsandakimonoofthesamehue。Shewonderedwhatthepeo— pleinGreenlandandTasmaniaandBeloochistanweresayingonetoanotherabouthermarriagetoKidMcGarry。Notthatitmadeanydifference。 Therewasnowelter—weightfromLondontotheSouthernCrossthatcouldstandupfourhours—no; fourrounds—withherbridegroom。Andhehadbeenhersforthreeweeks;andthecrookofherlittlefingercouldswayhimmorethanthefistofany142— pounderintheworld。 Love,whenitisours,istheothernameforself— abnegationandsacrifice。Whenitbelongstopeopleacrosstheairshaftitmeansarroganceandself—con— ceit。 Thebridecrossedheroxfordsandlookedthought— fullyatthedistemperCupidsontheceiling。 \"Precious,\"saidshe,withtheairofCleopatraaskingAntonyforRomedoneupintissuepaperanddeliveredatresidence,\"IthinkIwouldlikeapeach。\" KidMcGarryaroseandputonhiscoatandhat。 Hewasserious,shaven,sentimental,andspry。 \"Allright,\"saidhe,ascoollyasthoughbewereonlyagreeingtosignarticlestofightthechampionofEngland。\"I’llstepdownandcoponeoutforyousee?\" \"Don’tbelong,\"saidthebride。\"I’llbelonesomewithoutmynaughtyboy。Getanice,ripeone。\" Afteraseriesoffarewellsthatwouldhavebefittedanimminentvoyagetoforeignparts,theKidwentdowntothestreet。 Herehenotunreasonablyhesitated,fortheseasonwasyetearlyspring,andthereseemedsmallchanceofwrestinganywherefromthosechillstreetsandstoresthecovetedlusciousguerdonofsummer’sgoldenprime。 AttheItalian’sfruit—standonthecornerbestoppedandcastacontemptuouseyeoverthedis— playofpaperedoranges,highlypolishedapplesandwan,sun—hungrybananas。 \"Gottadapeach?\"askedtheKidinthetongueofDante,theloveroflovers。 \"Ah,no,—\"sighedthevender。\"Notforonemontcom—adapeach。Toosoon。Gottadanice—aorange。 Like—adaorange?\" Scornful,theKidpursuedhisquest。Heenteredtheall—nightchop—house,cafe,andbowling—alleyofhisfriendandadmirer,JustusO’Callahan。TheO’Callahanwasaboutinhisinstitution,lookingforleaks。 \"Iwantitstraight,\"saidtheKidtohim。\"Theoldwomanhasgotahunchthatshewantsapeach。 Now,ifyou’vegotapeach,Cal,getitoutquick。I wantitandotherslikeitifyou’vegot’eminpluralquantities。\" \"Thehouseisyours,\"saidO’Callahan。\"Butthere’snopeachinit。It’stoosoon。Idon’tsup— poseyoucouldevenfind’ematoneoftheBroadwayjoints。That’stoobad。Whenaladyfixeshermouthforacertainkindoffruitnothingelsewon’tdo。It’stoolatenowtofindanyofthefirst—classfruiterersopen。ButifyouthinkthemissiswouldlikesomeniceorangesI’vejustgotaboxoffineonesinthatshemight。\" \"Muchobliged,Cal。It’sapeachpropositionrightfromtheringofthegong。I’lltryfurther。\" ThetimewasnearlymidnightastheKidwalkeddowntheWest—Sideavenue。Fewstoreswereopenandsuchaswerepracticallyhootedattheideaofapeach。 ButinhermoatedflatthebrideconfidentlyawaitedherPersianfruit。Achampionwelter—weightnotfindapeach?—notstridetriumphantlyovertheseasonsandthezodiacandthealmanactofetchanAmsden’sJuneoraGeorgiaclingtohisowny—own? TheKid’seyecaughtsightofawindowthatwaslightedandgorgeouswithnature’smostentrancingcolors。Thelightsuddenlywentout。TheKidsprintedandcaughtthefruitererlockinghisdoor。