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O Henry字数:20508更新时间:19/01/05 16:31:57
\"Openas’loon,\"saidthecabby,promptlyandhuskily。\"IknowaplaceIcouldtakemoneyinwithbothhands。It’safour—storybrickonacorner。
I’vegotitfiguredout。Secondstory—Chinksandchopsuey;thirdfloor—manicuresandforeignmis—
sions;fourthfloor—poolroom。Ifyouwasthink—
ofputtingupthecapital。
\"Oh,no,\"saidGillian,Imerelyaskedfromcu—
riosity。Itakeyoubythehour。Drive’tilItellyoutostop。\"
EightblocksdownBroadwayGillianpokedupthetrapwithhiscaneandgotout。Ablindmansatuponastoolonthesidewalksellingpencils。Gillianwentoutandstoodbeforehim。
\"Excuseme,\"hesaid,\"butwouldyoumindtell—
ingmewhatyouwoulddoifyoubadathousanddollars?\"
\"Yougotoutofthatcabthatjustdroveup,didn’tyou?\"askedtheblindman。
\"Idid,\"saidGillian。
\"guessyouareallright,\"saidthepencildealer,\"torideinacabbydaylight。Takealookatthat,ifyoulike。\"
Hedrewasmallbookfromhiscoatpocketandhelditout。Gillianopeneditandsawthatitwasabankdepositbook。Itshowedabalanceof$1,785totheblindman’scredit。
Gillianreturnedthebookandgotintothecab。
\"Iforgotsomething,\"besaid。\"YoumaydrivetothelawofficesofTolman&Sharp,at—Broad—
way。\"
LawyerTolmanlookedathimhostilelyandin—
quiringlythroughhisgold—rimmedglasses。
\"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidGillian,cheerfully,\"butmayIaskyouaquestion?Itisnotanim—
pertinentone,Ihope。WasMissHaydenleftany—
thingbymyuncle’swillbesidestheringandthe$10?\"
\"Nothing,\"saidMr。Tolman。
\"Ithankyouverymuch,sir,\"saidGillian,andonhewenttohiscab。Hegavethedriverthead—
dressofhislateuncle’shome。
MissHaydenwaswritinglettersinthelibrary。
Shewassmallandslenderandclothedinblack。Butyouwouldhavenoticedhereyes。Gilliandriftedinwithhisairofregardingtheworldasinconse—
quent。
I’vejustcomefromoldTolman’s,\"heexplained。
They’vebeengoingoverthepapersdownthere。
Theyfounda—Gilliansearchedhismemoryforalegalterm—theyfoundanamendmentorapost—
scriptorsomethingtothewill。Itseemedthattheoldboyloosenedupalittleonsecondthoughtsandwilledyouathousanddollars。IwasdrivingupthiswayandTolmanaskedmetobringyouthemoney。
Hereitis。You’dbettercountittoseeifit’sright。\"
Gillianlaidthemoneybesideherhandonthedesk。
MissHaydenturnedwhite。\"Oh!\"shesaid,andagain\"Oh!\"
Gillianhalfturnedandlookedoutthewindow。
\"Isuppose,ofcourse,\"besaid,inalowvoice,thatyouknowIloveyou。\"
\"Iamsorry,\"saidMissHayden,takinguphermoney。
\"Thereisnouse?\"askedGillian,almostlight—
heartedly。
\"Iamsorry,\"shesaidagain。
\"MayIwriteanote?\"askedGillian,withasmile,I—reseatedhimselfatthebiglibrarytable。Shesup—
pliedhimwithpaperandpen,andthenwentbacktohersecretaire。
Gillianmadeouthisaccountofhisexpenditureofthethousanddollarsi;ithesewords:
Paidbytheblacksheep,RobertGillian,$1,000
onaccountoftheeternalhappiness,owedbyHeaventothebestanddearestwomanonearth。\"
Gillianslippedhiswritingintoanenvelope,bowedandwenthisway。
HiscabstoppedagainattheofficesofTolman&
Sharp。
\"Ihaveexpendedthethousanddollars,\"hesaidcheerily,toTolmanofthegoldglasses,\"andIhavecometorenderaccountofit,asIagreed。Thereisquiteafeelingofsummerintheair—doyounotthinkso,Mr。Tolman?\"Hetossedawhiteenvelopeonthelawyer’stable。Youwillfindthereamemo—
randum,sir,ofthemodusoperandiofthevanishingofthedollars。\"
Withouttouchingtheenvelope,Mr。Tolmanwenttoadoorandcalledhispartner,Sharp。Togethertheyexploredthecavernsofanimmensesafe。Forththeydragged,astrophyoftheirsearchabigenvelopesealedwithwax。Thistheyforciblyinvaded,andwaggedtheirvenerableheadstogetheroveritscon—
tents。ThenTolmanbecamespokesman。
\"Mr。Gillian,\"hesaid,formally,\"therewasacodiciltoyouruncle’swill。Itwasintrustedtousprivately,withinstructionsthatitbenotopeneduntilyouhadfurnisheduswithafullaccountofyourhandlingofthe$1,000bequestinthewill。Asyouhavefulfilledtheconditions,mypartnerandIhavereadthecodicil。Idonotwishtoencumberyourunderstandingwithitslegalphraseology,butIwillacquaintyouwiththespiritofitscontents。
Intheeventthatyourdispositionofthe$1,000
demonstratesthatyoupossessanyofthequalifica—
tionsthatdeservereward,muchbenefitwillaccruetoyou。Mr。SharpandIarenamedasthejudges,andIassureyouthatwewilldoourdutystrictlyaccordingtojustice—withliberality。
Wearenotatallunfavorablydisposedtowardyou,Mr。Gillian。Butletusreturntotheletterofthecodicil。Ifyourdisposalofthemoneyinquestionhasbeenprudent,wise,orunselflish,itisinourpowertohandyouoverbondstothevalueof$50,000,whichhavebeenplacedinourhandsforthatpurpose。Butif—asourclient,thelateMr。Gillian,explicitlyprovides—youhaveusedthismoneyasyouhavemoneyinthepast,IquotethelateMr。Gillian—inreprehensibledissipationamongdisreputableassociates—the$50,000istobepaidtoMiriamHayden,wardofthelateMr。Gillian,withoutdelay。
Now,Mr。Gillian,Mr。SharpandIwillexamineyouraccountinregardtothe$1,000。Yousubmititinwriting,Ibelieve。Ihopeyouwillreposeconfidenceinourdecision。\"
Mr。Tolmanreachedfortheenvelope。Gillianwasalittlethequickerintakingitup。Hetoretheaccountanditscoverleisurelyintostripsanddroppedthemintohispocket。
\"It’sallright,\"hesaid,smilingly。\"Thereisn’tabitofneedtobotheryouwiththis。Idon’tsupposeyou’dunderstandtheseitemizedbets,anyway。I
lostthethousanddollarsontheraces。Good—daytoyou,gentlemen。\"
Tolman&SharpshooktheirbeadsmournfullyateachotherwhenGillianleft,fortheyheardhimwhis—
tlinggaylyinthehallwayashewaitedfortheele—
vator。
THEDEFEATOFTHECITY
RobertWalmsley’sdescentuponthecityresultedinaKilkennystruggle。Hecameoutofthefightvictorbyafortuneandareputation。Ontheotherband,hewasswallowedupbythecity。Thecitygavehimwhathedemandedandthenbrandedhimwithitsbrand。Itremodelled,cut,trimmedandstampedhimtothepatternitapproves。Itopeneditssocialgatestohimandshuthiminonaclose—
cropped,formallawnwiththeselectherdofrumi—
nants。Indress,habits,manners,provincialism,routineandnarrownessheacquiredthatcharmingin—
solence,thatirritatingcompleteness,thatsophisti—
catedcrassness,thatoverbalancedpoisethatmakestheManhattangentlemansodelightfullysmallinhisgreatness。
Oneoftheup—stateruralcountiespointedwithpridetothesuccessfulyoungmetropolitanlawyerasaproductofitssoil。Sixyearsearlierthiscountyhadremovedthewheatstrawfrombetweenitshuckle—
berry—stainedteethandemittedaderisiveandbucoliclaughasoldmanWalmsley’sfreckle—faced\"Bobabandonedthecertainthree—per—diemmealsoftheone—horsefarmforthediscontinuousquicklunchcountersofthethree—ringedmetropolis。Attheendofthesixyearsnomurdertrial,coachingparty,au—
tomobileaccidentorcotillionwascompleteinwhichthenameofRobertWalmsleydidnotfigure。Tailorswaylaidhiminthestreettogetanewwrinklefromthecutofhisunwrinkledtrousers。Hyphenatedfel—
lowsintheclubsandmembersoftheoldestsubpoenaedfamiliesweregladtoclaphimonthebackandallowhimthreelettersofhisname。
ButtheMatterhornofRobertWalmsley’ssuccesswasnotscaleduntilbemarriedAliciaVanDerPool。
IcitetheMatterhorn,forjustsohighandcoolandwhiteandinaccessiblewasthisdaughteroftheoldburghers。ThesocialAlpsthatrangedaboutheroverwhosebleakpassesathousandclimbersstruggled——reachedonlytoherknees。Shetoweredinherownatmosphere,serene,chaste,prideful,wadinginnofountains,diningnomonkeys,breedingnodogsforbenchshows。ShewasaVanDerPool。Fountainsweremadetoplayforher;monkeysweremadeforotherpeople’sancestors;dogs,sheunderstood,werecreatedtobecompanionsofblindpersonsandobjec—
tionablecharacterswhosmokedpipes。
ThiswastheMatterhornthatRobertWalmsleyaccomplished。Ifhefound,withthegoodpoetwiththegamefootandartificiallycurledhair,thathewhoascendstomountaintopswillfindtheloftiestpeaksmostwrappedincloudsandsnow,heconcealedhischilblainsbeneathabraveandsmilingexterior。Hewasaluckymanandknewit,eventhoughhewereimitatingtheSpartanboywithanice—creamfreezerbeneathhisdoubletfrappeeingtheregionofhisheart。
Afterabriefweddingtourabroad,thecouplere—
turnedtocreateadecidedrippleinthecalmcistern(soplacidandcoolandsunlessitis)ofthebestso—
ciety。Theyentertainedattheirredbrickmausoleumofancientgreatnessinanoldsquarethatisaceme—
teryofcrumbledglory。AndRobertWalmsleywasproudofhiswife;althoughwhileoneofhishandsshookhisguests’theotherheldtightlytohisalpen—
stockandthermometer。
OnedayAliciafoundaletterwrittentoRobertbyhismother。Itwasanuneruditeletter,fullofcropsandmotherlyloveandfarmnotes。Itchronicledthehealthofthepigandtherecentredcalf,andaskedconcerningRobert’sinreturn。Itwasaletterdirectfromthesoil,straightfromhome,fullofbiographiesofbees,talesofturnips,peaansofnew—laideggs,neg—
lectedparentsandtheslumpindriedapples。
\"WhyhaveInotbeenshownyourmother’slet—
ters?\"askedAlicia。Therewasalwayssomethinginhervoicethatmadeyouthinkoflorgnettes,ofac—
countsatTiffany’s,ofsledgessmoothlyglidingonthetrailfromDawsontoFortyMile,ofthetinklingofpendantprismsonyourgrandmothers’chandeliers,ofsnowlyingonaconventroof;ofapolicesergeantrefusingbail。\"Yourmother,\"continuedAlicia,\"invitesustomakeavisittothefarm。Ihaveneverseenafarm。Wewillgothereforaweekortwo,Robert。\"
\"Wewill,\"saidRobert,withthegrandairofanassociateSupremeJusticeconcurringinanopinion。
\"IdidnotlaytheinvitationbeforeyoubecauseI
thoughtyouwouldnotcaretogo。Iammuchpleasedatyourdecision。\"
\"Iwillwritetohermyself,\"answeredAlicia,withafaintforeshadowingofenthusiasm。\"Feliceshallpackmytrunksatonce。Seven,Ithink,willbeenough。Idonotsupposethatyourmotherentertainsagreatdeal。Doesshegivemanyhouseparties?\"
Robertarose,andasattorneyforruralplacesfiledademurreragainstsixoftheseventrunks。Heen—
deavoredtodefine,picture,elucidate,setforthanddescribeafarm。Hisownwordssoundedstrangeinhisears。Hehadnotrealizedhowthoroughlyurbsi—
dizedhehadbecome。
Aweekpassedandfoundthemlandedatthelittlecountrystationfivehoursoutfromthecity。Agrin—
ning,stentorian,sarcasticyouthdrivingamuletoaspringwagonhailedRobertsavagely。
\"Hallo,Mr。Walmsley。Foundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?SorryIcouldn’tbringintheauto—
mobileforyou,butdad’sbull—tonguingtheten—acrecloverpatchwithitto—day。Guessyou’llexcusemy,notwearingadresssuitovertomeetyou——itain’tsixo’clockyet,youknow。\"
\"I’mgladtoseeyou,Tom,\"saidRobert,grasp—
inghisbrother’sband。\"Yes,I’vefoundmywayatlast。You’vearighttosay’atlast。’It’sbeenovertwoyearssincethelasttime。Butitwillbeoftenerafterthis,myboy。\"
Alicia,coolinthesummerbeatasanArcticwraith,whiteasaNorsesnowmaideninherflimsymuslinandflutteringlaceparasol,cameroundthecornerofthestation;andTomwasstrippedofhisassurance。Hebecamechieflyeyesightclothedinbluejeans,andonthehomewarddrivetothemulealonedidheconfideinlanguagetheinwardnessofhisthoughts。
Theydrovehomeward。Thelowsundroppedaspendthriftfloodofgolduponthefortunatefieldsofwheat。Thecitieswerefaraway。Theroadlaycurl—
ingaroundwoodanddaleandbilllikearibbonlostfromtherobeofcarelesssummer。ThewindfollowedlikeawhinnyingcoltinthetrackofPhoebus’ssteeds。
Byandbythefarmhousepeepedgrayoutofitsfaithfulgrove;theysawthelonglanewithitsconvoyofwalnuttreesrunningfromtheroadtothehouse;
theysmelledthewildroseandthebreathofcool,dampwillowsinthecreek’sbed。AndtheninunisonallthevoicesofthesoilbeganachantaddressedtothesoulofRobertWalmsley。Outofthetiltedaislesofthedimwoodtheycamehollowly;theychirpedandbuzzedfromtheparchedgrass;theytrilledfromtheripplesofthecreekford;theyfloatedupinclearPan’spipenotesfromthedimmingmeadows;thewhippoorwillsjoinedinastheypursuedmidgesintheupperair;slow—goingcow—bellsstruckoutahomelyaccompaniment——andthiswaswhateachonesaid:
\"You’vefoundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?\"
Theoldvoicesofthesoilspoketohim。Leafandbudandblossomconversedwithhimintheoldvocabu—
laryofhiscarelessyouth—theinanimatethings,thefamiliarstonesandrails,thegatesandfurrowsandroofsandturnsoftheroadhadaneloquence,too,andapowerinthetransformation。Thecountryhadsmiledandhehadfeltthebreathofit,andhisheartwasdrawnasifinamomentbacktohisoldlove。
Thecitywasfaraway。
Thisruralatavism,then,seizedRobertWalmsleyandpossessedhim。Aqueerthinghenoticedincon—
nectionwithitwasthatAlicia,sittingathisside,suddenlyseemedtohimastranger。Shedidnotbe—
longtothisrecurrentphase。Neverbeforehadsheseemedsoremote,socolorlessandhigh—sointan—
gibleandunreal。Andyethehadneveradmiredhermorethanwhenshesattherebyhiminthericketyspringwagon,chimingnomorewithhismoodandwithherenvironmentthantheMatterhornchimeswithapeasant’scabbagegarden。
Thatnightwhenthegreetingsandthesupperwereover,theentirefamily,includingBuff,theyellowdog,bestreweditselfuponthefrontporch。Alicia,nothaughtybutsilent,satintheshadowdressedinanexquisitepale—grayteagown。Robert’smotherdis—
coursedtoherhappilyconcerningmarmaladeandlumbago。Tomsatonthetopstep;SistersMillieandPamontheloweststeptocatchthelightningbugs。Motherhadthewillowrocker。Fathersatinthebigarmchairwithoneofitsarmsgone。Buffsprawledinthemiddleoftheporchineverybody’sway。Thetwilightpixiesandpucksstoleforthun—
seenandplungedotherpoignantshaftsofmemoryintotheheartofRobert。Aruralmadnessenteredhissoul。Thecitywasfaraway。
Fathersatwithouthispipe,writhinginhisheavyboots,asacrificetorigidcourtesy。Robertshouted:
\"No,youdon’t!\"Hefetchedthepipeandlitit;beseizedtheoldgentleman’sbootsandtorethemoff。
Thelastoneslippedsuddenly,andMr。RobertWalmsley,ofWashingtonSquare,tumbledofftheporchbackwardwithBuffontopofhim,bowlingfearfully。Tomlaughedsarcastically。
Roberttoreoffhiscoatandvestandhurledthemintoalilacbush。
\"Comeouthere,youlandlubber,\"becriedtoTom,andI’llputgrassseedonyourback。IthinkyouCalledmea’dude’awhileago。Comealongandcutyourcapers。\"
Tomunderstoodtheinvitationandaccepteditwithdelight。Threetimestheywrestledonthegrass,\"sideholds,\"evenasthegiantsofthemat。AndtwicewasTomforcedtobitegrassatthehandsofthedistinguishedlawyer。Dishevelled,panting,eachstillboastingofhisownprowess,theystumbledbacktotheporch。Milliecastapertreflectionuponthequalitiesofacitybrother。InaninstantRoberthadsecuredahorridkatydidinhisfingersandboredownuponher。Screamingwildly,shefledupthelane,pursuedbytheavengingglassofform。Aquarterofamileandtheyreturned,shefullofapologytothevictorious\"dude。\"Therusticmaniapossessedhimunabatedly。
Icandoupacowpenfulofyouslowhayseeds,\"
heproclaimed,vaingloriously。\"Bringonyourbull—
dogs,yourhiredmenandyourlog—rollers。\"
HeturnedhandspringsonthegrassthatproddedTomtoenvioussarcasm。Andthen,withawhoop,heclatteredtotherearandbroughtbackUnclelike,abatteredcoloredretainerofthefamily,withhisbanjo,andstrewedsandontheporchanddanced\"ChickenintheBreadTray\"anddidbuck—and—
wingwondersforhalfanhourlonger。Incredibly,wildandboisterousthingshedid。Hesang,hetoldstoriesthatsetallbutoneshrieking,heplayedtheyokel,thehumorousclodhopper;hewasmad,andwiththerevivaloftheoldlifeinhisblood。
Hebecamesoextravagantthatoncehismothersoughtgentlytoreprovehim。ThenAliciamovedasthoughshewereabouttospeak,butshedidnot。
Throughitallshesatimmovable,aslim,whitespiritintheduskthatnomanmightquestionorread。
Byandbysheaskedpermissiontoascendtoherroom,sayingthatshewastired。OnherwayshepassedRobert。Hewasstandinginthedoor,thefigureofvulgarcomedy,withruffledhair,reddenedfaceandunpardonableconfusionofattire——notracethereoftheimmaculateRobertWalmsley,thecourtedclubmanandornamentofselectcircles。Hewasdo—
ingaconjuringtrickwithsomehouseholdutensils,andthefamily,nowwonovertohimwithoutexcep—
tion,wasbeholdinghimwithworshipfuladmiration。
AsAliciapassedinRobertstartedsuddenly。Hehadforgottenforthemomentthatshewaspresent。
Withoutaglanceathimshewentonupstairs。
Afterthatthefungrewquiet。Anhourpassedintalk,andthenRobertwentuphimself。
Shewasstandingbythewindowwhenheenteredtheirroom。Shewasstillclothedaswhentheywereontheporch。Outsideandcrowdingagainstthewindowwasagiantappletree,fullblossomed。
Robertsighedandwentnearthewindow。Hewasreadytomeethisfate。Aconfessedvulgarian,heforesawtheverdictofjusticeintheshapeofthatwhitecladform。HeknewtherigidlinesthataVanDerPoolwoulddraw。Hewasapeasantgam—
bollingindecorouslyinthevalley,andthepure,cold,white,unthawedsummitoftheMatterhorncouldnotbutfrownonhim。Hehadbeenunmaskedbyhisownactions。Allthepolish,thepoise,theformthatthecityhadgivenhimhadfallenfromhimlikeanill—fittingmantleatthefirstbreathofacountrybreeze。Dullybeawaitedtheapproachingcondemna—
tion。
\"Robert,\"saidthecalm,coolvoiceofhisjudge,\"IthoughtImarriedagentleman。\"
Yes,itwascoming。Andyet,inthefaceofit,RobertWalmsleywaseagerlyregardingacertainbranchoftheappletreeuponwhichbeusedtoclimboutofthatverywindow。Hebelievedhecoulddoitnow。Hewonderedbowmanyblossomstherewereonthetree——tenmillions?Butherewassomeonespeakingagain:
\"IthoughtImarriedagentleman,\"thevoicewenton,\"but——\"
Whyhadshecomeandwasstandingsoclosebyhisside?
\"ButIfindthatIhavemarried\"——wasthisAliciatalking?——\"somethingbetter——aman——
Bob,dear,kissme,won’tyou?\"
Thecitywasfaraway。
THESHOCKSOFDOOM
Hereisanaristocracyofthepublicparksandevenofthevagabondswhousethemfortheirprivateapartments。Vallancefeltratherthanknewthis,butwhenhesteppeddownoutofhisworldintochaoshisfeetbroughthimdirectlytoMadisonSquare。
Rawandastringentasaschoolgirl——oftheoldorder——youngMaybreathedausterelyamongthebuddingtrees。Vallancebuttonedhiscoat,lightedhislastcigaretteandtookhisseatuponabench。
Forthreeminutesbemildlyregrettedthelasthundredofhislastthousandthatithadcosthimwhenthebicyclecopputanendtohislastautomobileride。
Thenhefeltineverypocketandfoundnotasinglepenny。Hehadgivenuphisapartmentthatmorning。Hisfurniturehadgonetowardcertaindebts。Hisclothes,savewhatwereuponhim,haddescendedtohisman—servantforbackwages。Ashesattherewasnotinthewholecityforhimabedorabroiledlobsterorastreet—carfareoracarnationforbuttonholeunlessbeshouldobtainthembyspong—
onhisfriendsorbyfalsepretenses。Thereforeliehadchosenthepark。
Andallthiswasbecauseanunclehaddisinheritedhim,andcutdownhisallowancefromliberalitytonothing。Andallthatwasbecausehisnephewhaddisobeyedhimconcerningacertaingirl,whocomesnotintothisstory——therefore,allreaderswhobrushtheirhairtowarditsrootsmaybewarnedtoreadnofurther。Therewasanothernephew,ofadifferentbranch,whohadoncebeentheprospectiveheirandfavorite。Beingwithoutgraceorhope,hehadlongagodisappearedinthemire。Nowdrag—
netswereoutforhim;hewastoberehabilitatedandrestored。AndsoVallancefellgrandlyasLucifertothelowestpit,joiningthetatteredghostsinthelittlepark。
Sittingthere,heleanedfarbackonthehardbenchandlaughedajetofcigarettesmokeuptothelowesttreebranches。Thesuddenseveringofallhislife’stieshadbroughthimafree,thrilling,almostjoyouselation。Hefeltpreciselythesensationoftheaero—
nautwhenhecutsloosehisparachuteandletshisballoondriftaway。
Thehourwasnearlyten。Notmanyloungerswereonthebenches。Thepark—dweller,thoughastubbornfighteragainstautumnalcoolness,isslowtoattacktheadvancelineofspring’schillycohorts。
Thenaroseonefromaseatneartheleapingfoun—
tain,andcameandsathimselfatVallance’sside。
Hewaseitheryoungorold;cheaplodging—houseshadflavoredhimmustily;razorsandcombshadpassedhimby;inhimdrinkhadbeenbottledandsealedinthedevil’sbond。Hebeggedamatch,whichistheformofintroductionamongparkbenchers,andthenhebegantotalk。
\"You’renotoneoftheregulars,\"hesaidtoVal—
lance。\"IknowtailoredclotheswhenIsee’em。
Youjuststoppedforamomentonyourwaythroughthepark。Don’tmindmytalkingtoyouforawhile?
I’vegottobewithsomebody。I’mafraid——I’mafraid。I’vetoldtwoorthreeofthosebummersoveraboutit。TheythinkI’mcrazy。Say——lettellyou——allI’vehadtoeatto—daywasacouplepretzelsandanapple。To—morrowI’llstandintoinheritthreemillions;andthatrestaurantyoueeovertherewiththeautosarounditwillbetooformetoeatin。Don’tbelieveit,doyou?
\"Withouttheslightesttrouble,\"saidVallance,withalaugh。\"Ilunchedthereyesterday。To—
nightIcouldn’tbuyafive—centcupofcoffee。\"
\"Youdon’tlooklikeoneofus。Well,Iguessthosethingshappen。Iusedtobeahigh—flyermyselfyearsago。Whatknockedyououtofthegame?\"
\"I——oh,Ilostmyjob,\"saidVallance。
\"It’sundilutedHades,thiscity,\"wentontheother。\"Onedayyou’reeatingfromchina;thenextyouareeatinginChina——achop—sueyjoint。
I’vehadmorethanmyshareofhardluck。ForfiveyearsI’vebeenlittlebetterthanapanhandler。I
wasraiseduptoliveexpensivelyanddonothing。
Say——Idon’tmindtellingyou——I’vegottotalktosomebody,yousee,becauseI’mafraid——I’mafraid。Myname’sIde。Youwouldn’tthinkthatoldPaulding,oneofthemillionairesonRiversideDrive,wasmyuncle,wouldyou?Well,heis。I
livedinhishouseonce,andhadallthemoneyI
wanted。Say,haven’tyougotthepriceofacoupleofdrinksaboutyou——er——what’syourname\"
\"Dawson,\"saidVallance。\"No;I’msorrytosaythatI’mallin,financially。\"
\"I’vebeenlivingforaweekinacoalcellaronDivisionStreet,\"wentonIde,\"withacrooktheycalled’Blinky’Morris。Ididn’thaveanywhereelsetogo。WhileIwasoutto—dayachapwithsomepa—
persinhispocketwasthere,askingforme。Ididn’tknowbutwhathewasaflycop,soIdidn’tgoaroundagaintillafterdark。Therewasalettertherebehadleftforme。Say——Dawson,itwasfromabigdowntownlawyer,Mead。I’veseenhissignonAnnStreet。Pauldingwantsmetoplaytheprodigalnephew——wantsmetocomebackandbehisheiragainandblowinhismoney。I’mtocallatthelawyer’sofficeattento—morrowandstepintomyoldshoesagain——heirtothreemillion,Dawson,and$10,000ayearpocketmoney。And——I’mafraid——I’mafraid\"
Thevagrantleapedtohisfeetandraisedbothtremblingarmsabovehisbead。Hecaughthisbreathandmoanedhysterically。
Vallanceseizedhisarmandforcedhimbacktothebench。
\"Bequiet!\"hecommanded,withsomethinglikedisgustinhistones。\"Onewouldthinkyouhadlostafortune,insteadofbeingabouttoacquireone。Ofwhatareyouafraid?\"
Idecoweredandshiveredonthebench。HeclungtoVallance’ssleeve,andeveninthedimglowoftheBroadwaylightsthelatestdisinheritedonecouldseedropsontheother’sbrowwrungoutbysomestrangeterror。
\"Why,I’mafraidsomethingwillhappentomebe—
foremorning。Idon’tknowwhat——somethingtokeepmefromcomingintothatmoney。I’mafraidatreewillfallonme——I’mafraidacabwillrunoverme,orastonedroponmefromahousetop,orsome—
thing。Ineverwasafraidbefore。I’vesatinthisparkahundrednightsascalmasagravenimagewithoutknowingwheremybreakfastwastocomefrom。Butnowit’sdifferent。Ilovemoney,Daw—
son—I’mhappyasagodwhenit’stricklingthroughmyfingers,andpeoplearebowingtome,withthemusicandtheflowersandfineclothesallaround。AslongasIknewIwasoutofthegameIdidn’tmind。
Iwasevenhappysittinghereraggedandhungry,listeningtothefountainjumpandwatchingthecarriagesgouptheavenue。Butit’sinreachofmyhandagainnow——almost——andIcan’tstandittowaittwelvehours,Dawson——Ican’tstandit。
Therearefiftythingsthatcouldhappentome——I
couldgoblind——Imightbeattackedwithheartdisease——theworldmightcometoanendbeforeI
could——\"
Idesprangtohisfeetagain,withashriek。Peo—
plestirredonthebenchesandbegantolook。Val—
lancetookhisarm。
\"Comeandwalk,\"hesaid,soothingly。\"Andtrytocalmyourself。Thereisnoneedtobecomeex—
citedoralarmed。Nothingisgoingtohappentoyou。Onenightislikeanother。\"
\"That’sright,\"saidIde。\"Staywithme,Daw—
son——that’sagoodfellow。Walkaroundwithmeawhile。Ineverwenttopieceslikethisbefore,andI’vehadagoodmanyhardknocks。Doyouthinkyoucouldhustlesomethinginthewayofalittlelunch,oldman?I’mafraidmynerve’stoofargonetotryanypanhandling\"
VallanceledhiscompanionupalmostdesertedFifthAvenue,andthenwestwardalongtheThirtiestowardBroadway。\"Waithereafewminutes,\"hesaid,leavingIdeinaquietandshadowedspot。Heenteredafamiliarhotel,andstrolledtowardthebarquiteinhisoldassuredway。
\"There’sapoordeviloutside,Jimmy,\"hesaidtothebartender,\"whosayshe’shungryandlooksit。
Youknowwhattheydowhenyougivethemmoney。
Fixupasandwichortwoforhim;andI’llseethathedoesn’tthrowitaway。\"
\"Certainly,Mr。Vallance,\"saidthebartender。
\"Theyain’tallfakes。Don’tliketoseeanybodygohungry。\"
Idefoldedaliberalsupplyofthefreelunchintoanapkin。Vallancewentwithitandjoinedhiscom—
panion。Idepounceduponthefoodravenously。\"I
haven’thadanyfreelunchasgoodasthisinayear,\"besaid。\"Aren’tyougoingtoeatany,Dawson?
\"I’mnothungry—thanks,\"saidVallance。
\"We’llgobacktotheSquare,\"saidIde。\"Thecopswon’tbotherusthere。I’llrolluptherestofthishamandstuffforourbreakfast。Iwon’teatanymore;I’mafraidI’llgetsick。SupposeI’ddieofcrampsorsomethingto—night,andnevergettotouchthatmoneyagain!It’selevenhoursyettilltimetoseethatlawyer。Youwon’tleaveme,willyou,Dawson?I’mafraidsomethingmighthappen。
Youhaven’tanyplacetogo,haveyou?\"
\"No,\"saidVallance,\"nowhereto—night。I’llhaveabenchwithyou。\"
\"Youtakeitcool,\"saidIde,\"ifyou’vetoldittomestraight。Ishouldthinkamanputonthebumfromagoodjobjustinonedaywouldbetearinghishair。\"
\"IbelieveI’vealreadyremarked,\"saidVallance,laughing,\"thatIwouldhavethoughtthatamanwhowasexpectingtocomeintoafortuneonthenextdaywouldbefeelingprettyeasyandquiet。\"
\"It’sfunnybusiness,\"philosophizedIde,\"aboutthewaypeopletakethings,anyhow。Here’syourbench,Dawson,rightnexttomine。Thelightdon’tshineinyoureyeshere。Say,Dawson,I’llgettheoldmantogiveyoualettertosomebodyaboutajobwhenIgetbackhome。You’vehelpedmealotto—
night。Idon’tbelieveIcouldhavegonethroughthenightifIhadn’tstruckyou。\"
\"Thankyou,\"saidVallance。\"Doyouliedownorsituponthesewhenyousleep?
ForhoursVallancegazedalmostwithoutwinkingatthestarsthroughthebranchesofthetreesandlistenedtothesharpslappingofhorses’hoofsontheseaofasphalttothesouthHismindwasactive,buthisfeelingsweredormant。Everyemotionseemedtohavebeeneradicated。Idefeltnoregrets,nofears,nopainordiscomfort。Evenwhenbethoughtofthegirl,itwasasofaninhabitantofoneofthoseremotestarsatwhichbegazed。Here—
memberedtheabsurdanticsofhiscompanionandlaughedsoftly,yetwithoutafeelingofmirth。Soonthedailyarmyofmilkwagonsmadeofthecityaroaringdrumtowhichtheymarched。Vallancefellasleeponhiscomfortlessbench。
Atteno’clockonthenextdaythetwostoodatthedoorofLawyerMead’sofficeinAnnStreet。
Ide’snervesflutteredworsethaneverwhenthehourapproached;andVallancecouldnotdecidetoleavehimapossiblepreytothedangershedreaded。
Whentheyenteredtheoffice,LawyerMeadlookedatthemwonderingly。HeandVallancewereoldfriends。Afterhisgreeting,heturnedtoIde,whostoodwithwhitefaceandtremblinglimbsbeforetheexpectedcrisis。
\"Isentasecondlettertoyouraddresslastnight,Mr。Ide,\"hesaid。\"Ilearnedthismorningthatyouwerenottheretoreceiveit。ItwillinformyouthatMr。Pauldinghasreconsideredhisoffertotakeyoubackintofavor。Hehasdecidednottodoso,anddesiresyoutounderstandthatnochangewillbemadeintherelationsexistingbetweenyouandhim。\"
Ide’stremblingsuddenlyceased。Thecolorcamebacktohisface,andbestraightenedhisback。Hisjawwentforwardhalfaninch,andagleamcameintohiseye。Hepushedbackhisbatteredbatwithonehand,andextendedtheother,withlevelledfin—
gers,towardthelawyer。Hetookalongbreathandthenlaughedsardonically。
\"TelloldPauldinghemaygotothedevil,\"hesaid,loudlyandclearly,andturnedandwalkedoutoftheofficewithafirmandlivelystep。
LawyerMeadturnedonhisheeltoVallanceandsmiled。
\"Iamgladyoucamein,\"hesaid,genially。
\"Yourunclewantsyoutoreturnhomeatonce。Heisreconciledtothesituationthatledtohishastyaction,anddesirestosaythatallwillbeas——\"
\"Hey,Adams!\"criedLawyerMead,breakinghissentence,andcallingtohisclerk。\"BringaglassofwaterMr。Vallancehasfainted。\"
THEPLUTONIANFIRE
ThereareafeweditormenwithwhomIamprivi—
legedtocomeincontact。Ithasnotbeenlongsinceitwastheirhabittocomeincontactwithme。Thereisadifference。
Theytellmethatwithalargenumberofthemanuscriptsthataresubmittedtothemcomeadvices(inthewayofaboost)fromtheauthorasseveratingthattheincidentsinthestoryaretrue。Thedes—
tinationofsuchcontributionsdependswhollyuponthequestionoftheenclosureofstamps。Somearereturned,therestarethrownonthefloorinacornerontopofapairofgumshoes,anoverturnedstatu—
etteoftheWingedVictory,andapileofoldmaga—
zinescontainingapictureoftheeditorintheactofreadingthelatestcopyofLePetitJournal,rightsideup—youcantellbytheillustrations。Itisonlyalegendthattherearewastebasketsineditors’
offices。
Thusistruthheldindisrepute。Butintimetruthandscienceandnaturewilladaptthemselvestoart。
Thingswillhappenlogically,andthevillainbedis—
comfitedinsteadofbeingelectedtotheboardofdirectors。Butinthemeantimefictionmustnotonlybedivorcedfromfact,butmustpayalimonyandbeawardedcustodyofthepressdespatches。
Thispreambleistowarnyouoffthegradecross—
ingofatruestory。Beingthat,itshallbetoldsim—
ply,withconjunctionssubstitutedforadjectiveswhereverpossible,andwhateverevidencesofstylemayappearinitshallbeduetothelinotypeman。
Itisastoryoftheliterarylifeinagreatcity,anditshouldbeofinteresttoeveryauthorwithina20—
mileradiusofGosport,Ind。,whosedeskholdsaMS。
storybeginningthus:\"Whilethecheersfollowinghisnominationwerestillringingthroughtheoldcourthouse,Harwoodbrokeawayfromthecongrat—
ulatinghandclaspsofhishenchmenandhurriedtoJudgeCreswell’shousetofindIda。\"
PettitcameupoutofAlabamatowritefiction。
TheSouthernpapershadprintedeightofhisstoriesunderaneditorialcaptionidentifyingtheauthorasthesonof\"thegallantMajorPettingillPettit,ourformerCountyAttorneyandheroofthebattleofLookoutMountain。\"
Pettitwasaruggedfellow,withakindofshame—
facedculture,andmygoodfriend。HisfatherkeptageneralstoreinalittletowncalledHosea。Pettithadbeenraisedinthepine—woodsandbroom—sedgefieldsadjacentthereto。HehadinhisgripsacktwomanuscriptnovelsoftheadventuresinPicardyofoneGastonLaboulaye,VicomptedeMontrepos,intheyear1329。That’snothing。Wealldothat。
Andsomedaywhenwemakeahitwiththelittlesketchaboutanewsyandhislamedog,theeditorprintstheotheroneforus——or\"onus,\"asthesay—
ingis——andthen——andthenwehavetogetabigvaliseandpeddlethosepatentair—draftgasburners。
At$1。25everybodyshouldhave’em。
ItookPettittothered—brickhousewhichwastoappearinanarticleentitled\"LiteraryLandmarksofOldNewYork,\"somedaywhenwegotthroughwithit。Heengagedaroomthere,drawingonthegeneralstoreforhisexpenses。IshowedNewYorktohim,andhedidnotmentionhowmuchnarrowerBroadwayisthanLeeAvenueinHosea。Thisseemedagoodsign,soIputthefinaltest。
\"Supposeyoutryyourbandatadescriptivearti—
cle,\"Isuggested,\"givingyourimpressionsofNewYorkasseenfromtheBrooklynBridge。Thefreshpointofview,the——\"
\"Don’tbeafool,\"saidPettit。\"Let’sgohavesomebeer。OnthewholeIratherlikethecity。\"
WediscoveredandenjoyedtheonlytrueBohemia。
Everydayandnightwerepairedtooneofthosepalacesofmarbleandglassandtilework,wheregoesonatremendousandsoundingepicoflife。Valhallaitselfcouldnotbemoregloriousandsonorous。Theclassicmarbleonwhichweate,thegreat,light—
flooded,vitreousfront,adornedwithsnow—whitescrolls;thegrandWagneriandinofclankingcupsandbowlstheflashingstaccatoofbrandishingcut—
lery,thepiercingrecitativeofthewhite—apronedgrub—maidensatthemorgue—likebanquettables;therecurrentlied—motifofthecash—register——itwasagigantic,triumphantweldingofartandsound,adeafening,soul—upliftingpageantofheroicandem—
blematiclife。Andthebeanswereonlytencents。
Wewonderedwhyourfellow—artistscaredtodineatsadlittletablesintheirso—calledBohemianrestau—
rants;andweshudderedlesttheyshouldseekoutourresortsandmakethemconspicuouswiththeirpres—
ence。
Pettitwrotemanystories,whichtheeditorsre—
turnedtohim。Hewrotelovestories,athingIhavealwayskeptfreefrom,holdingthebeliefthatthewell—knownandpopularsentimentisnotproperlyamatterforpublication,butsomethingtobeprivatelyhandledbythealienistsandflorists。Buttheeditorshadtoldhimthattheywantedlovestories,becausetheysaidthewomenreadthem。
Now,theeditorsarewrongaboutthat,ofcourse。
Womendonotreadthelovestoriesinthemagazines。
Theyreadthepoker—gamestoriesandtherecipesforcucumberlotion。Thelovestoriesarereadbyfatcigardrummersandlittleten—year—oldgirls。I
amnotcriticisingthejudgmentofeditors。Theyaremostlyveryfinemen,butamancanbebutoneman,withindividualopinionsandtastes。Iknewtwoassociateeditorsofamagazinewhowerewon—
derfullyalikeinalmosteverything。AndyetoneofthemwasveryfondofFlaubert,whiletheotherpreferredgin。
Pettitbroughtmehisreturnedmanuscripts,andwelookedthemovertogethertofindoutwhytheywerenotaccepted。Theyseemedtomeprettyfairstories,writteninagoodstyle,andended,astheyshould,atthebottomofthelastpage。
Theywerewellconstructedandtheeventsweremarshalledinorderlyandlogicalsequence。ButI
thoughtIdetectedalackoflivingsubstance——itwasmuchasifIgazedatasymmetricalarrayofpresentableclamshellsfromwhichthesucculentandvitalinhabitantshadbeenremoved。Iintimatedthattheauthormightdowelltogetbetteracquaintedwithhistheme。
\"Yousoldastorylastweek,\"saidPettit,\"aboutagunfightinanArizonaminingtowninwhichtheherodrewhisColt’s。45andshotsevenbanditsasfastastheycameinthedoor。Now,ifasix—shootercould——\"
\"Oh,well,\"saidI,\"that’sdifferent。ArizonaisalongwayfromNewYork。Icouldhaveamanstabbedwithalariatorchasedbyapairofchap—
arrerasifIwantedto,anditwouldn’tbenoticeduntiltheusualerror—sharpfromaroundMcAdamsJunctionisolatestheerratumandwritesintothepa—
persaboutit。Butyouareupagainstanotherproposition。ThisthingtheycallloveisascommonaroundNewYorkasitisinSheboyganduringtheyoungonionseason。Itmaybemixedherewithalittlecommercialism——theyreadByron,buttheylookupBradstreet’s,too,whilethey’reamongtheB’s,andBrighamalsoiftheyhavetime——butit’sprettymuchthesameoldinternaldisturbanceevery—
where。Youcanfoolaneditorwithafakepictureofacowboymountingaponywithhislefthandonthesaddlehorn,butyoucan’tputhimupatreewithalovestory。So,you’vegottofallinloveandthenwritetherealthing。\"
Pettitdid。Ineverknewwhetherhewastakingmyadviceorwhetherbefellanaccidentalvictim。
Therewasagirlbehadmetatoneofthesestudiocontrivances—aglorious,impudent,lucid,open—
mindedgirlwithhairthecolorofCulmbacher,andagood—naturedwayofdespisingyou。ShewasaNewYorkgirl。
Well(asthenarrativestylepermitsustosayin—
frequently),Pettitwenttopieces。Allthosepains,thoselover’sdoubts,thoseheart—burningsandtremorsofwhichbehadwrittensounconvincinglywerehis。TalkaboutShylock’spoundofflesh!
Twenty—fivepoundsCupidgotfromPettit。Whichistheusurer?
OnenightPettitcametomyroomexalted。Paleandhaggardbutexalted。Shehadgivenhimajonquil。
\"OldHoss,\"saidhe,withanewsmileflickeringaroundhismouth,\"IbelieveIcouldwritethatstoryto—night——theone,youknow,thatistowinout。
\"Icanfeelit。Idon’tknowwhetheritwillcomeoutornot,butIcanfeelit。\"
Ipushedhimoutofmydoor。\"Gotoyourroomandwriteit,\"Iordered。\"ElseIcanseeyourfin—
ish。Itoldyouthismustcomefirst。Writeitto—
nightandputitundermydoorwhenitisdone。Putitundermydoorto—nightwhenitisfinished——
don’tkeepituntilto—morrow。\"
IwasreadingmybullyoldpalMontaigneattwoo’clockwhenIbeardthesheetsrustleundermydoor。
Igatheredthemupandreadthestory。
Thehissingofgeese,thelanguishingcooingofdoves,thebrayingofdonkeys,thechatterofirre—
sponsiblesparrows—thesewereinmymind’searasIread。\"SufferingSappho!\"Iexclaimedtomyself。
\"Isthisthedivinefirethatissupposedtoignitegeniusandmakeitpracticableandwage—earning?\"
Thestorywassentimentaldrivel,fullofwhim—
peringsoftheartednessandgushingegoism。AlltheartthatPettithadacquiredwasgone。Ape—
rusalofitsbutteryphraseswouldhavemadeacynicofasighingchambermaid。
InthemorningPettitcametomyroom。Ireadhimhisdoommercilessly。Helaughedidiotically。
\"Allright,OldHoss,\"hesaid,cheerily,\"makecigar—lightersofit。What’sthedifference?I’mgoingtotakehertolunchatClaremontto—day。\"
Therewasaboutamonthofit。AndthenPettitcametomebearinganinvisiblemitten,withtheforti—
tudeofadish—rag。HetalkedofthegraveandSouthAmericaandprussicacid;andIlostanafter—
noongettinghimstraight。Itookhimoutandsawthatlargeandcurativedosesofwhiskeyweread—
ministeredtohim。Iwarnedyouthiswasatruestory——’wareyourwhiteribbonsifonlyfollowthistale。FortwoweeksIfedhimwhiskeyandOmar,andreadtohimregularlyeveryeveningthecolumnintheeveningpaperthatrevealsthesecretsoffe—
malebeauty。Irecommendthetreatment。
AfterPettitwascuredbewrotemorestories。Herecoveredhisold—timefacilityanddidworkjustshortofgoodenough。Thenthecurtainroseonthethirdact。
Alittle,dark—eyed,silentgirlfromNewHamp—
shire,whowasstudyingapplieddesign,felldeeplyinlovewithhim。Shewastheintensesort,butex—
ternallyglace,suchasNewEnglandsometimesfoolsuswith。Pettitlikedhermildly,andtookheraboutagooddeal。Sheworshippedhim,andnowandthenignoredhim。
Therecameaclimaxwhenshetriedtojumpoutofawindow,andhehadtosaveherbysomeperfunc—
tary,unmeantwooing。EvenIwasshakenbythedepthsoftheabsorbingaffectionsheshowed。Home,friends,traditions,creedswentuplikethistle—downinthescaleagainstherlove。Itwasreallydiscom—
posing。
OnenightagainPettitsaunteredin,yawning。Ashehadtoldmebefore,hesaidhefeltthathecoulddoagreatstory,andasbeforeIhuntedhimtohisroomandsawhimopenhisinkstand。Atoneo’clockthesheetsofpaperslidundermydoor。
Ireadthatstory,andIjumpedup,lateasitwas,withawhoopofjoy。OldPettithaddoneit。Justasthoughitlaythere,redandbleeding,awoman’sheartwaswrittenintothelines。Youcouldn’tseethejoining,butart,exquisiteart,andpulsingna—
turehadbeencombinedintoalovestorythattookyoubythethroatlikethequinsy。IbrokeintoPettit’sroomandbeathimonthebackandcalledhimname——nameshighupinthegalaxyoftheim—
mortalsthatweadmired。AndPettityawnedandbeggedtobeallowedtosleep。
Onthemorrow,Idraggedhimtoaneditor。Thegreatmanread,and,rising,gavePettithishand。
Thatwasadecoration,awreathofbay,andaguar—
anteeofrent。
AndthenoldPettitsmiledslowly。IcallhimGen—
tlemanPettitnowtomyself。It’samiserablenametogiveaman,butitsoundsbetterthanitlooksinprint。
\"Isee,\"saidoldPettit,ashetookuphisstoryandbegantearingitintosmallstrips。\"Iseethegamenow。Youcan’twritewithink,andyoucan’twritewithyourownheart’sblood,butyoucanwritewiththeheart’sbloodofsomeoneelse。Youhavetobeacadbeforeyoucanbeanartist。Well,IamforoldAlabamandtheMajor’sstore。Haveyougotalight,OldHoss?\"
IwentwithPettittothedepotanddiedhard。
\"Shakespeare’ssonnets?\"Iblurted,makingalaststand。\"Howabouthim?\"
\"Acad,\"saidPettit。\"Theygiveittoyou,andyousellit——love,youknow。I’drathersellploughsforfather。\"
\"But,\"Iprotested,\"youarereversingthede—
cisionoftheworld’sgreatest——\"
\"Good—by,OldHoss,\"saidPettit。
\"Critics,\"Icontinued。\"But——say——iftheMajorcanuseafairlygoodsalesmanandbook—
keeperdownthereinthestore,letmeknow,willyou?\"
NEMESISANDTHECANDYMAN
\"WesailateightinthemorningontheCeltic,\"saidHonoria,pluckingaloosethreadfromherlacesleeve。
\"Iheardso,\"saidyoungIves,droppinghishat,andmuffingitashetriedtocatchit,\"andIcamearoundtowishyouapleasantvoyage。\"
\"Ofcourseyouheardit,\"saidHonoria,coldlysweet,\"sincewehavehadnoopportunityofinform—
ingyouourselves。\"
Iveslookedatherpleadingly,butwithlittlehope。
Outsideinthestreetahigh—pitchedvoicechanted,notunmusically,acommercialgamutof\"Cand—de—ee—ee—s!Nice,freshcand—ee—ee—ee—ees!d\"It’souroldcandyman,\"saidHonoria,leaningoutthewindowandbeckoning。\"Iwantsomeofhismottokisses。There’snothingintheBroadwayshopshalfsogood。\"
ThecandymanstoppedhispushcartinfrontoftheoldMadisonAvenuehome。Hehadaholidayandfestivalairunusualtostreetpeddlers。Histiewasnewandbrightred,andahorseshoepin,almostlife—size,glitteredspeciouslyfromitsfolds。Hisbrown,thinfacewascrinkledintoasemi—foolishsmile。Stripedcuffswithdog—headbuttonscoveredthetanonhiswrists。
\"Idobelievehe’sgoingtogetmarried,\"saidHonoria,pityingly。\"Ineversawhimtakenthatwaybefore。Andto—dayisthefirsttimeinmonthsthathehascriedhiswares,Iamsure。\"
Ivesthrewacointothesidewalk。Thecandymanknowshiscustomers。Hefilledapaperbag,climbedtheold—fashionedstoopandbandeditin。
\"Iremember——\"saidIves。
\"Wait,\"saidHonoria。
Shetookasmallportfoliofromthedrawerofawritingdeskandfromtheportfolioaslipofflimsypaperone—quarterofaninchbytwoinchesinsize。
\"This,\"saidHonoria,inflexibly,\"waswrappedaboutthefirstoneweopened。\"
\"Itwasayearago,\"apologizedIves,asheheldouthishandforit,\"AslongasskiesaboveareblueToyou,mylove,Iwillbetrue。\"
Thishereadfromtheslipofflimsypaper。
\"Weweretohavesailedafortnightago,\"saidHonoria,gossipingly。\"Ithasbeensuchawarmsummer。Thetownisquitedeserted。Thereisno—
wheretogo。YetIamtoldthatoneortwooftheroofgardensareamusing。The,singing——andthedancing——ononeortwoseemtohavemetwithap—
proval。\"
Ivesdidnotwince。Whenyouareintheringyouarenotsurprisedwhenyouradversarytapsyouontheribs。
\"Ifollowedthecandymanthattime,\"saidIves,irrelevantly,\"andgavehimfivedollarsatthecornerofBroadway。\"
HereachedforthepaperbaginHonoria’slap,tookoutoneofthesquare,wrappedconfectionsandslowlyunrolledit。
SaraChillingworth’sfather,\"saidHonoria,\"hasgivenheranautomobile。\"
\"Readthat,\"saidIves,handingovertheslipthathadbeenwrappedaroundthesquareofcandy。
\"Lifeteachesus——howtolive,Loveteachesus——toforgive。\"
Honoria’schecksturnedpink。
\"Honoria!\"criedIves,startingupfromhischair。
\"MissClinton,\"correctedHonoria,risinglikeVenusfromtheheadonthesurf。\"Iwarnedyounottospeakthatnameagain。\"’
\"Honoria,\"repeatedIves,\"youmustbearme。I
knowIdonotdeserveyourforgiveness,butImusthaveit。Thereisamadnessthatpossessesonesome—
timesforwhichhisbetternatureisnotresponsible。
Ithroweverythingelsebutyoutothewinds。I
strikeoffthechainsthathaveboundme。Ire—
nouncethesirenthatluredmefromyou。Lettheboughtverseofthatstreetpeddlerpleadforme。ItisyouonlywhomIcanlove。Letyourloveforgive,andIsweartoyouthatminewillbetrue’aslongasskiesaboveareblue。’
Onthewestside,betweenSixthandSeventhAve—
nues,analleycutstheblockinthemiddle。Itper—
ishesinalittlecourtinthecentreoftheblock。Thedistrictistheatrical;theinhabitants,thebubblingfrothofhalfadozennations。TheatmosphereisBohemian,thelanguagepolyglot,thelocalitypre—
carious。
Inthecourtattherearofthealleylivedthecandyman。Atseveno’clockbepushedhiscartintothenarrowentrance,resteditupontheirregularstoneslatsandsatupononeofthehandlestocoolhimself。
Therewasagreatdraughtofcoolwindthroughthealley。
Therewasawindowabovethespotwherebeal—
waysstoppedhispushcart。Inthecooloftheafter—
noon,Mlle。Adele,drawingcardoftheAerialRoofGarden,satatthewindowandtooktheair。Gen—
erallyherponderousmassofdarkauburnhairwasdown,thatthebreezemighthavethefelicityofaid—
ingSidonie,themaid,indryingandairingit。
Abouthershoulders——thepointofherthatthepho—
tographersalwaysmadethemostof——waslooselydrapedaheliotropescarf。Herarmstotheelbowwerebare——therewerenosculptorstheretoraveoverthem——buteventhestolidbricksinthewallsofthealleyshouldnothavebeensoinsensateastodisapprove。WhileshesatthusFe1ice,anothermaid,anointedandbathedthesmallfeetthattwinkledandsocharmedthenightlyAerialaudiences。
GraduallyMademoisellebegantonoticethecandymanstoppingtomophisbrowandcoolhimselfbe—
neathherwindow。Inthehandsofhermaidsshewasdeprivedforthetimeofhervocation——thecharmingandbindingtoherchariotofman。TolosetimewasdispleasingtoMademoiselle。Herewasthecandyman—nofitgameforherdarts,truly——butofthesexuponwhichshehadbeenborntomakewar。