第3章

类别:其他 作者:O Henry字数:20508更新时间:19/01/05 16:31:57
\"Openas’loon,\"saidthecabby,promptlyandhuskily。\"IknowaplaceIcouldtakemoneyinwithbothhands。It’safour—storybrickonacorner。 I’vegotitfiguredout。Secondstory—Chinksandchopsuey;thirdfloor—manicuresandforeignmis— sions;fourthfloor—poolroom。Ifyouwasthink— ofputtingupthecapital。 \"Oh,no,\"saidGillian,Imerelyaskedfromcu— riosity。Itakeyoubythehour。Drive’tilItellyoutostop。\" EightblocksdownBroadwayGillianpokedupthetrapwithhiscaneandgotout。Ablindmansatuponastoolonthesidewalksellingpencils。Gillianwentoutandstoodbeforehim。 \"Excuseme,\"hesaid,\"butwouldyoumindtell— ingmewhatyouwoulddoifyoubadathousanddollars?\" \"Yougotoutofthatcabthatjustdroveup,didn’tyou?\"askedtheblindman。 \"Idid,\"saidGillian。 \"guessyouareallright,\"saidthepencildealer,\"torideinacabbydaylight。Takealookatthat,ifyoulike。\" Hedrewasmallbookfromhiscoatpocketandhelditout。Gillianopeneditandsawthatitwasabankdepositbook。Itshowedabalanceof$1,785totheblindman’scredit。 Gillianreturnedthebookandgotintothecab。 \"Iforgotsomething,\"besaid。\"YoumaydrivetothelawofficesofTolman&Sharp,at—Broad— way。\" LawyerTolmanlookedathimhostilelyandin— quiringlythroughhisgold—rimmedglasses。 \"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidGillian,cheerfully,\"butmayIaskyouaquestion?Itisnotanim— pertinentone,Ihope。WasMissHaydenleftany— thingbymyuncle’swillbesidestheringandthe$10?\" \"Nothing,\"saidMr。Tolman。 \"Ithankyouverymuch,sir,\"saidGillian,andonhewenttohiscab。Hegavethedriverthead— dressofhislateuncle’shome。 MissHaydenwaswritinglettersinthelibrary。 Shewassmallandslenderandclothedinblack。Butyouwouldhavenoticedhereyes。Gilliandriftedinwithhisairofregardingtheworldasinconse— quent。 I’vejustcomefromoldTolman’s,\"heexplained。 They’vebeengoingoverthepapersdownthere。 Theyfounda—Gilliansearchedhismemoryforalegalterm—theyfoundanamendmentorapost— scriptorsomethingtothewill。Itseemedthattheoldboyloosenedupalittleonsecondthoughtsandwilledyouathousanddollars。IwasdrivingupthiswayandTolmanaskedmetobringyouthemoney。 Hereitis。You’dbettercountittoseeifit’sright。\" Gillianlaidthemoneybesideherhandonthedesk。 MissHaydenturnedwhite。\"Oh!\"shesaid,andagain\"Oh!\" Gillianhalfturnedandlookedoutthewindow。 \"Isuppose,ofcourse,\"besaid,inalowvoice,thatyouknowIloveyou。\" \"Iamsorry,\"saidMissHayden,takinguphermoney。 \"Thereisnouse?\"askedGillian,almostlight— heartedly。 \"Iamsorry,\"shesaidagain。 \"MayIwriteanote?\"askedGillian,withasmile,I—reseatedhimselfatthebiglibrarytable。Shesup— pliedhimwithpaperandpen,andthenwentbacktohersecretaire。 Gillianmadeouthisaccountofhisexpenditureofthethousanddollarsi;ithesewords: Paidbytheblacksheep,RobertGillian,$1,000 onaccountoftheeternalhappiness,owedbyHeaventothebestanddearestwomanonearth。\" Gillianslippedhiswritingintoanenvelope,bowedandwenthisway。 HiscabstoppedagainattheofficesofTolman& Sharp。 \"Ihaveexpendedthethousanddollars,\"hesaidcheerily,toTolmanofthegoldglasses,\"andIhavecometorenderaccountofit,asIagreed。Thereisquiteafeelingofsummerintheair—doyounotthinkso,Mr。Tolman?\"Hetossedawhiteenvelopeonthelawyer’stable。Youwillfindthereamemo— randum,sir,ofthemodusoperandiofthevanishingofthedollars。\" Withouttouchingtheenvelope,Mr。Tolmanwenttoadoorandcalledhispartner,Sharp。Togethertheyexploredthecavernsofanimmensesafe。Forththeydragged,astrophyoftheirsearchabigenvelopesealedwithwax。Thistheyforciblyinvaded,andwaggedtheirvenerableheadstogetheroveritscon— tents。ThenTolmanbecamespokesman。 \"Mr。Gillian,\"hesaid,formally,\"therewasacodiciltoyouruncle’swill。Itwasintrustedtousprivately,withinstructionsthatitbenotopeneduntilyouhadfurnisheduswithafullaccountofyourhandlingofthe$1,000bequestinthewill。Asyouhavefulfilledtheconditions,mypartnerandIhavereadthecodicil。Idonotwishtoencumberyourunderstandingwithitslegalphraseology,butIwillacquaintyouwiththespiritofitscontents。 Intheeventthatyourdispositionofthe$1,000 demonstratesthatyoupossessanyofthequalifica— tionsthatdeservereward,muchbenefitwillaccruetoyou。Mr。SharpandIarenamedasthejudges,andIassureyouthatwewilldoourdutystrictlyaccordingtojustice—withliberality。 Wearenotatallunfavorablydisposedtowardyou,Mr。Gillian。Butletusreturntotheletterofthecodicil。Ifyourdisposalofthemoneyinquestionhasbeenprudent,wise,orunselflish,itisinourpowertohandyouoverbondstothevalueof$50,000,whichhavebeenplacedinourhandsforthatpurpose。Butif—asourclient,thelateMr。Gillian,explicitlyprovides—youhaveusedthismoneyasyouhavemoneyinthepast,IquotethelateMr。Gillian—inreprehensibledissipationamongdisreputableassociates—the$50,000istobepaidtoMiriamHayden,wardofthelateMr。Gillian,withoutdelay。 Now,Mr。Gillian,Mr。SharpandIwillexamineyouraccountinregardtothe$1,000。Yousubmititinwriting,Ibelieve。Ihopeyouwillreposeconfidenceinourdecision。\" Mr。Tolmanreachedfortheenvelope。Gillianwasalittlethequickerintakingitup。Hetoretheaccountanditscoverleisurelyintostripsanddroppedthemintohispocket。 \"It’sallright,\"hesaid,smilingly。\"Thereisn’tabitofneedtobotheryouwiththis。Idon’tsupposeyou’dunderstandtheseitemizedbets,anyway。I lostthethousanddollarsontheraces。Good—daytoyou,gentlemen。\" Tolman&SharpshooktheirbeadsmournfullyateachotherwhenGillianleft,fortheyheardhimwhis— tlinggaylyinthehallwayashewaitedfortheele— vator。 THEDEFEATOFTHECITY RobertWalmsley’sdescentuponthecityresultedinaKilkennystruggle。Hecameoutofthefightvictorbyafortuneandareputation。Ontheotherband,hewasswallowedupbythecity。Thecitygavehimwhathedemandedandthenbrandedhimwithitsbrand。Itremodelled,cut,trimmedandstampedhimtothepatternitapproves。Itopeneditssocialgatestohimandshuthiminonaclose— cropped,formallawnwiththeselectherdofrumi— nants。Indress,habits,manners,provincialism,routineandnarrownessheacquiredthatcharmingin— solence,thatirritatingcompleteness,thatsophisti— catedcrassness,thatoverbalancedpoisethatmakestheManhattangentlemansodelightfullysmallinhisgreatness。 Oneoftheup—stateruralcountiespointedwithpridetothesuccessfulyoungmetropolitanlawyerasaproductofitssoil。Sixyearsearlierthiscountyhadremovedthewheatstrawfrombetweenitshuckle— berry—stainedteethandemittedaderisiveandbucoliclaughasoldmanWalmsley’sfreckle—faced\"Bobabandonedthecertainthree—per—diemmealsoftheone—horsefarmforthediscontinuousquicklunchcountersofthethree—ringedmetropolis。Attheendofthesixyearsnomurdertrial,coachingparty,au— tomobileaccidentorcotillionwascompleteinwhichthenameofRobertWalmsleydidnotfigure。Tailorswaylaidhiminthestreettogetanewwrinklefromthecutofhisunwrinkledtrousers。Hyphenatedfel— lowsintheclubsandmembersoftheoldestsubpoenaedfamiliesweregladtoclaphimonthebackandallowhimthreelettersofhisname。 ButtheMatterhornofRobertWalmsley’ssuccesswasnotscaleduntilbemarriedAliciaVanDerPool。 IcitetheMatterhorn,forjustsohighandcoolandwhiteandinaccessiblewasthisdaughteroftheoldburghers。ThesocialAlpsthatrangedaboutheroverwhosebleakpassesathousandclimbersstruggled——reachedonlytoherknees。Shetoweredinherownatmosphere,serene,chaste,prideful,wadinginnofountains,diningnomonkeys,breedingnodogsforbenchshows。ShewasaVanDerPool。Fountainsweremadetoplayforher;monkeysweremadeforotherpeople’sancestors;dogs,sheunderstood,werecreatedtobecompanionsofblindpersonsandobjec— tionablecharacterswhosmokedpipes。 ThiswastheMatterhornthatRobertWalmsleyaccomplished。Ifhefound,withthegoodpoetwiththegamefootandartificiallycurledhair,thathewhoascendstomountaintopswillfindtheloftiestpeaksmostwrappedincloudsandsnow,heconcealedhischilblainsbeneathabraveandsmilingexterior。Hewasaluckymanandknewit,eventhoughhewereimitatingtheSpartanboywithanice—creamfreezerbeneathhisdoubletfrappeeingtheregionofhisheart。 Afterabriefweddingtourabroad,thecouplere— turnedtocreateadecidedrippleinthecalmcistern(soplacidandcoolandsunlessitis)ofthebestso— ciety。Theyentertainedattheirredbrickmausoleumofancientgreatnessinanoldsquarethatisaceme— teryofcrumbledglory。AndRobertWalmsleywasproudofhiswife;althoughwhileoneofhishandsshookhisguests’theotherheldtightlytohisalpen— stockandthermometer。 OnedayAliciafoundaletterwrittentoRobertbyhismother。Itwasanuneruditeletter,fullofcropsandmotherlyloveandfarmnotes。Itchronicledthehealthofthepigandtherecentredcalf,andaskedconcerningRobert’sinreturn。Itwasaletterdirectfromthesoil,straightfromhome,fullofbiographiesofbees,talesofturnips,peaansofnew—laideggs,neg— lectedparentsandtheslumpindriedapples。 \"WhyhaveInotbeenshownyourmother’slet— ters?\"askedAlicia。Therewasalwayssomethinginhervoicethatmadeyouthinkoflorgnettes,ofac— countsatTiffany’s,ofsledgessmoothlyglidingonthetrailfromDawsontoFortyMile,ofthetinklingofpendantprismsonyourgrandmothers’chandeliers,ofsnowlyingonaconventroof;ofapolicesergeantrefusingbail。\"Yourmother,\"continuedAlicia,\"invitesustomakeavisittothefarm。Ihaveneverseenafarm。Wewillgothereforaweekortwo,Robert。\" \"Wewill,\"saidRobert,withthegrandairofanassociateSupremeJusticeconcurringinanopinion。 \"IdidnotlaytheinvitationbeforeyoubecauseI thoughtyouwouldnotcaretogo。Iammuchpleasedatyourdecision。\" \"Iwillwritetohermyself,\"answeredAlicia,withafaintforeshadowingofenthusiasm。\"Feliceshallpackmytrunksatonce。Seven,Ithink,willbeenough。Idonotsupposethatyourmotherentertainsagreatdeal。Doesshegivemanyhouseparties?\" Robertarose,andasattorneyforruralplacesfiledademurreragainstsixoftheseventrunks。Heen— deavoredtodefine,picture,elucidate,setforthanddescribeafarm。Hisownwordssoundedstrangeinhisears。Hehadnotrealizedhowthoroughlyurbsi— dizedhehadbecome。 Aweekpassedandfoundthemlandedatthelittlecountrystationfivehoursoutfromthecity。Agrin— ning,stentorian,sarcasticyouthdrivingamuletoaspringwagonhailedRobertsavagely。 \"Hallo,Mr。Walmsley。Foundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?SorryIcouldn’tbringintheauto— mobileforyou,butdad’sbull—tonguingtheten—acrecloverpatchwithitto—day。Guessyou’llexcusemy,notwearingadresssuitovertomeetyou——itain’tsixo’clockyet,youknow。\" \"I’mgladtoseeyou,Tom,\"saidRobert,grasp— inghisbrother’sband。\"Yes,I’vefoundmywayatlast。You’vearighttosay’atlast。’It’sbeenovertwoyearssincethelasttime。Butitwillbeoftenerafterthis,myboy。\" Alicia,coolinthesummerbeatasanArcticwraith,whiteasaNorsesnowmaideninherflimsymuslinandflutteringlaceparasol,cameroundthecornerofthestation;andTomwasstrippedofhisassurance。Hebecamechieflyeyesightclothedinbluejeans,andonthehomewarddrivetothemulealonedidheconfideinlanguagetheinwardnessofhisthoughts。 Theydrovehomeward。Thelowsundroppedaspendthriftfloodofgolduponthefortunatefieldsofwheat。Thecitieswerefaraway。Theroadlaycurl— ingaroundwoodanddaleandbilllikearibbonlostfromtherobeofcarelesssummer。ThewindfollowedlikeawhinnyingcoltinthetrackofPhoebus’ssteeds。 Byandbythefarmhousepeepedgrayoutofitsfaithfulgrove;theysawthelonglanewithitsconvoyofwalnuttreesrunningfromtheroadtothehouse; theysmelledthewildroseandthebreathofcool,dampwillowsinthecreek’sbed。AndtheninunisonallthevoicesofthesoilbeganachantaddressedtothesoulofRobertWalmsley。Outofthetiltedaislesofthedimwoodtheycamehollowly;theychirpedandbuzzedfromtheparchedgrass;theytrilledfromtheripplesofthecreekford;theyfloatedupinclearPan’spipenotesfromthedimmingmeadows;thewhippoorwillsjoinedinastheypursuedmidgesintheupperair;slow—goingcow—bellsstruckoutahomelyaccompaniment——andthiswaswhateachonesaid: \"You’vefoundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?\" Theoldvoicesofthesoilspoketohim。Leafandbudandblossomconversedwithhimintheoldvocabu— laryofhiscarelessyouth—theinanimatethings,thefamiliarstonesandrails,thegatesandfurrowsandroofsandturnsoftheroadhadaneloquence,too,andapowerinthetransformation。Thecountryhadsmiledandhehadfeltthebreathofit,andhisheartwasdrawnasifinamomentbacktohisoldlove。 Thecitywasfaraway。 Thisruralatavism,then,seizedRobertWalmsleyandpossessedhim。Aqueerthinghenoticedincon— nectionwithitwasthatAlicia,sittingathisside,suddenlyseemedtohimastranger。Shedidnotbe— longtothisrecurrentphase。Neverbeforehadsheseemedsoremote,socolorlessandhigh—sointan— gibleandunreal。Andyethehadneveradmiredhermorethanwhenshesattherebyhiminthericketyspringwagon,chimingnomorewithhismoodandwithherenvironmentthantheMatterhornchimeswithapeasant’scabbagegarden。 Thatnightwhenthegreetingsandthesupperwereover,theentirefamily,includingBuff,theyellowdog,bestreweditselfuponthefrontporch。Alicia,nothaughtybutsilent,satintheshadowdressedinanexquisitepale—grayteagown。Robert’smotherdis— coursedtoherhappilyconcerningmarmaladeandlumbago。Tomsatonthetopstep;SistersMillieandPamontheloweststeptocatchthelightningbugs。Motherhadthewillowrocker。Fathersatinthebigarmchairwithoneofitsarmsgone。Buffsprawledinthemiddleoftheporchineverybody’sway。Thetwilightpixiesandpucksstoleforthun— seenandplungedotherpoignantshaftsofmemoryintotheheartofRobert。Aruralmadnessenteredhissoul。Thecitywasfaraway。 Fathersatwithouthispipe,writhinginhisheavyboots,asacrificetorigidcourtesy。Robertshouted: \"No,youdon’t!\"Hefetchedthepipeandlitit;beseizedtheoldgentleman’sbootsandtorethemoff。 Thelastoneslippedsuddenly,andMr。RobertWalmsley,ofWashingtonSquare,tumbledofftheporchbackwardwithBuffontopofhim,bowlingfearfully。Tomlaughedsarcastically。 Roberttoreoffhiscoatandvestandhurledthemintoalilacbush。 \"Comeouthere,youlandlubber,\"becriedtoTom,andI’llputgrassseedonyourback。IthinkyouCalledmea’dude’awhileago。Comealongandcutyourcapers。\" Tomunderstoodtheinvitationandaccepteditwithdelight。Threetimestheywrestledonthegrass,\"sideholds,\"evenasthegiantsofthemat。AndtwicewasTomforcedtobitegrassatthehandsofthedistinguishedlawyer。Dishevelled,panting,eachstillboastingofhisownprowess,theystumbledbacktotheporch。Milliecastapertreflectionuponthequalitiesofacitybrother。InaninstantRoberthadsecuredahorridkatydidinhisfingersandboredownuponher。Screamingwildly,shefledupthelane,pursuedbytheavengingglassofform。Aquarterofamileandtheyreturned,shefullofapologytothevictorious\"dude。\"Therusticmaniapossessedhimunabatedly。 Icandoupacowpenfulofyouslowhayseeds,\" heproclaimed,vaingloriously。\"Bringonyourbull— dogs,yourhiredmenandyourlog—rollers。\" HeturnedhandspringsonthegrassthatproddedTomtoenvioussarcasm。Andthen,withawhoop,heclatteredtotherearandbroughtbackUnclelike,abatteredcoloredretainerofthefamily,withhisbanjo,andstrewedsandontheporchanddanced\"ChickenintheBreadTray\"anddidbuck—and— wingwondersforhalfanhourlonger。Incredibly,wildandboisterousthingshedid。Hesang,hetoldstoriesthatsetallbutoneshrieking,heplayedtheyokel,thehumorousclodhopper;hewasmad,andwiththerevivaloftheoldlifeinhisblood。 Hebecamesoextravagantthatoncehismothersoughtgentlytoreprovehim。ThenAliciamovedasthoughshewereabouttospeak,butshedidnot。 Throughitallshesatimmovable,aslim,whitespiritintheduskthatnomanmightquestionorread。 Byandbysheaskedpermissiontoascendtoherroom,sayingthatshewastired。OnherwayshepassedRobert。Hewasstandinginthedoor,thefigureofvulgarcomedy,withruffledhair,reddenedfaceandunpardonableconfusionofattire——notracethereoftheimmaculateRobertWalmsley,thecourtedclubmanandornamentofselectcircles。Hewasdo— ingaconjuringtrickwithsomehouseholdutensils,andthefamily,nowwonovertohimwithoutexcep— tion,wasbeholdinghimwithworshipfuladmiration。 AsAliciapassedinRobertstartedsuddenly。Hehadforgottenforthemomentthatshewaspresent。 Withoutaglanceathimshewentonupstairs。 Afterthatthefungrewquiet。Anhourpassedintalk,andthenRobertwentuphimself。 Shewasstandingbythewindowwhenheenteredtheirroom。Shewasstillclothedaswhentheywereontheporch。Outsideandcrowdingagainstthewindowwasagiantappletree,fullblossomed。 Robertsighedandwentnearthewindow。Hewasreadytomeethisfate。Aconfessedvulgarian,heforesawtheverdictofjusticeintheshapeofthatwhitecladform。HeknewtherigidlinesthataVanDerPoolwoulddraw。Hewasapeasantgam— bollingindecorouslyinthevalley,andthepure,cold,white,unthawedsummitoftheMatterhorncouldnotbutfrownonhim。Hehadbeenunmaskedbyhisownactions。Allthepolish,thepoise,theformthatthecityhadgivenhimhadfallenfromhimlikeanill—fittingmantleatthefirstbreathofacountrybreeze。Dullybeawaitedtheapproachingcondemna— tion。 \"Robert,\"saidthecalm,coolvoiceofhisjudge,\"IthoughtImarriedagentleman。\" Yes,itwascoming。Andyet,inthefaceofit,RobertWalmsleywaseagerlyregardingacertainbranchoftheappletreeuponwhichbeusedtoclimboutofthatverywindow。Hebelievedhecoulddoitnow。Hewonderedbowmanyblossomstherewereonthetree——tenmillions?Butherewassomeonespeakingagain: \"IthoughtImarriedagentleman,\"thevoicewenton,\"but——\" Whyhadshecomeandwasstandingsoclosebyhisside? \"ButIfindthatIhavemarried\"——wasthisAliciatalking?——\"somethingbetter——aman—— Bob,dear,kissme,won’tyou?\" Thecitywasfaraway。 THESHOCKSOFDOOM Hereisanaristocracyofthepublicparksandevenofthevagabondswhousethemfortheirprivateapartments。Vallancefeltratherthanknewthis,butwhenhesteppeddownoutofhisworldintochaoshisfeetbroughthimdirectlytoMadisonSquare。 Rawandastringentasaschoolgirl——oftheoldorder——youngMaybreathedausterelyamongthebuddingtrees。Vallancebuttonedhiscoat,lightedhislastcigaretteandtookhisseatuponabench。 Forthreeminutesbemildlyregrettedthelasthundredofhislastthousandthatithadcosthimwhenthebicyclecopputanendtohislastautomobileride。 Thenhefeltineverypocketandfoundnotasinglepenny。Hehadgivenuphisapartmentthatmorning。Hisfurniturehadgonetowardcertaindebts。Hisclothes,savewhatwereuponhim,haddescendedtohisman—servantforbackwages。Ashesattherewasnotinthewholecityforhimabedorabroiledlobsterorastreet—carfareoracarnationforbuttonholeunlessbeshouldobtainthembyspong— onhisfriendsorbyfalsepretenses。Thereforeliehadchosenthepark。 Andallthiswasbecauseanunclehaddisinheritedhim,andcutdownhisallowancefromliberalitytonothing。Andallthatwasbecausehisnephewhaddisobeyedhimconcerningacertaingirl,whocomesnotintothisstory——therefore,allreaderswhobrushtheirhairtowarditsrootsmaybewarnedtoreadnofurther。Therewasanothernephew,ofadifferentbranch,whohadoncebeentheprospectiveheirandfavorite。Beingwithoutgraceorhope,hehadlongagodisappearedinthemire。Nowdrag— netswereoutforhim;hewastoberehabilitatedandrestored。AndsoVallancefellgrandlyasLucifertothelowestpit,joiningthetatteredghostsinthelittlepark。 Sittingthere,heleanedfarbackonthehardbenchandlaughedajetofcigarettesmokeuptothelowesttreebranches。Thesuddenseveringofallhislife’stieshadbroughthimafree,thrilling,almostjoyouselation。Hefeltpreciselythesensationoftheaero— nautwhenhecutsloosehisparachuteandletshisballoondriftaway。 Thehourwasnearlyten。Notmanyloungerswereonthebenches。Thepark—dweller,thoughastubbornfighteragainstautumnalcoolness,isslowtoattacktheadvancelineofspring’schillycohorts。 Thenaroseonefromaseatneartheleapingfoun— tain,andcameandsathimselfatVallance’sside。 Hewaseitheryoungorold;cheaplodging—houseshadflavoredhimmustily;razorsandcombshadpassedhimby;inhimdrinkhadbeenbottledandsealedinthedevil’sbond。Hebeggedamatch,whichistheformofintroductionamongparkbenchers,andthenhebegantotalk。 \"You’renotoneoftheregulars,\"hesaidtoVal— lance。\"IknowtailoredclotheswhenIsee’em。 Youjuststoppedforamomentonyourwaythroughthepark。Don’tmindmytalkingtoyouforawhile? I’vegottobewithsomebody。I’mafraid——I’mafraid。I’vetoldtwoorthreeofthosebummersoveraboutit。TheythinkI’mcrazy。Say——lettellyou——allI’vehadtoeatto—daywasacouplepretzelsandanapple。To—morrowI’llstandintoinheritthreemillions;andthatrestaurantyoueeovertherewiththeautosarounditwillbetooformetoeatin。Don’tbelieveit,doyou? \"Withouttheslightesttrouble,\"saidVallance,withalaugh。\"Ilunchedthereyesterday。To— nightIcouldn’tbuyafive—centcupofcoffee。\" \"Youdon’tlooklikeoneofus。Well,Iguessthosethingshappen。Iusedtobeahigh—flyermyselfyearsago。Whatknockedyououtofthegame?\" \"I——oh,Ilostmyjob,\"saidVallance。 \"It’sundilutedHades,thiscity,\"wentontheother。\"Onedayyou’reeatingfromchina;thenextyouareeatinginChina——achop—sueyjoint。 I’vehadmorethanmyshareofhardluck。ForfiveyearsI’vebeenlittlebetterthanapanhandler。I wasraiseduptoliveexpensivelyanddonothing。 Say——Idon’tmindtellingyou——I’vegottotalktosomebody,yousee,becauseI’mafraid——I’mafraid。Myname’sIde。Youwouldn’tthinkthatoldPaulding,oneofthemillionairesonRiversideDrive,wasmyuncle,wouldyou?Well,heis。I livedinhishouseonce,andhadallthemoneyI wanted。Say,haven’tyougotthepriceofacoupleofdrinksaboutyou——er——what’syourname\" \"Dawson,\"saidVallance。\"No;I’msorrytosaythatI’mallin,financially。\" \"I’vebeenlivingforaweekinacoalcellaronDivisionStreet,\"wentonIde,\"withacrooktheycalled’Blinky’Morris。Ididn’thaveanywhereelsetogo。WhileIwasoutto—dayachapwithsomepa— persinhispocketwasthere,askingforme。Ididn’tknowbutwhathewasaflycop,soIdidn’tgoaroundagaintillafterdark。Therewasalettertherebehadleftforme。Say——Dawson,itwasfromabigdowntownlawyer,Mead。I’veseenhissignonAnnStreet。Pauldingwantsmetoplaytheprodigalnephew——wantsmetocomebackandbehisheiragainandblowinhismoney。I’mtocallatthelawyer’sofficeattento—morrowandstepintomyoldshoesagain——heirtothreemillion,Dawson,and$10,000ayearpocketmoney。And——I’mafraid——I’mafraid\" Thevagrantleapedtohisfeetandraisedbothtremblingarmsabovehisbead。Hecaughthisbreathandmoanedhysterically。 Vallanceseizedhisarmandforcedhimbacktothebench。 \"Bequiet!\"hecommanded,withsomethinglikedisgustinhistones。\"Onewouldthinkyouhadlostafortune,insteadofbeingabouttoacquireone。Ofwhatareyouafraid?\" Idecoweredandshiveredonthebench。HeclungtoVallance’ssleeve,andeveninthedimglowoftheBroadwaylightsthelatestdisinheritedonecouldseedropsontheother’sbrowwrungoutbysomestrangeterror。 \"Why,I’mafraidsomethingwillhappentomebe— foremorning。Idon’tknowwhat——somethingtokeepmefromcomingintothatmoney。I’mafraidatreewillfallonme——I’mafraidacabwillrunoverme,orastonedroponmefromahousetop,orsome— thing。Ineverwasafraidbefore。I’vesatinthisparkahundrednightsascalmasagravenimagewithoutknowingwheremybreakfastwastocomefrom。Butnowit’sdifferent。Ilovemoney,Daw— son—I’mhappyasagodwhenit’stricklingthroughmyfingers,andpeoplearebowingtome,withthemusicandtheflowersandfineclothesallaround。AslongasIknewIwasoutofthegameIdidn’tmind。 Iwasevenhappysittinghereraggedandhungry,listeningtothefountainjumpandwatchingthecarriagesgouptheavenue。Butit’sinreachofmyhandagainnow——almost——andIcan’tstandittowaittwelvehours,Dawson——Ican’tstandit。 Therearefiftythingsthatcouldhappentome——I couldgoblind——Imightbeattackedwithheartdisease——theworldmightcometoanendbeforeI could——\" Idesprangtohisfeetagain,withashriek。Peo— plestirredonthebenchesandbegantolook。Val— lancetookhisarm。 \"Comeandwalk,\"hesaid,soothingly。\"Andtrytocalmyourself。Thereisnoneedtobecomeex— citedoralarmed。Nothingisgoingtohappentoyou。Onenightislikeanother。\" \"That’sright,\"saidIde。\"Staywithme,Daw— son——that’sagoodfellow。Walkaroundwithmeawhile。Ineverwenttopieceslikethisbefore,andI’vehadagoodmanyhardknocks。Doyouthinkyoucouldhustlesomethinginthewayofalittlelunch,oldman?I’mafraidmynerve’stoofargonetotryanypanhandling\" VallanceledhiscompanionupalmostdesertedFifthAvenue,andthenwestwardalongtheThirtiestowardBroadway。\"Waithereafewminutes,\"hesaid,leavingIdeinaquietandshadowedspot。Heenteredafamiliarhotel,andstrolledtowardthebarquiteinhisoldassuredway。 \"There’sapoordeviloutside,Jimmy,\"hesaidtothebartender,\"whosayshe’shungryandlooksit。 Youknowwhattheydowhenyougivethemmoney。 Fixupasandwichortwoforhim;andI’llseethathedoesn’tthrowitaway。\" \"Certainly,Mr。Vallance,\"saidthebartender。 \"Theyain’tallfakes。Don’tliketoseeanybodygohungry。\" Idefoldedaliberalsupplyofthefreelunchintoanapkin。Vallancewentwithitandjoinedhiscom— panion。Idepounceduponthefoodravenously。\"I haven’thadanyfreelunchasgoodasthisinayear,\"besaid。\"Aren’tyougoingtoeatany,Dawson? \"I’mnothungry—thanks,\"saidVallance。 \"We’llgobacktotheSquare,\"saidIde。\"Thecopswon’tbotherusthere。I’llrolluptherestofthishamandstuffforourbreakfast。Iwon’teatanymore;I’mafraidI’llgetsick。SupposeI’ddieofcrampsorsomethingto—night,andnevergettotouchthatmoneyagain!It’selevenhoursyettilltimetoseethatlawyer。Youwon’tleaveme,willyou,Dawson?I’mafraidsomethingmighthappen。 Youhaven’tanyplacetogo,haveyou?\" \"No,\"saidVallance,\"nowhereto—night。I’llhaveabenchwithyou。\" \"Youtakeitcool,\"saidIde,\"ifyou’vetoldittomestraight。Ishouldthinkamanputonthebumfromagoodjobjustinonedaywouldbetearinghishair。\" \"IbelieveI’vealreadyremarked,\"saidVallance,laughing,\"thatIwouldhavethoughtthatamanwhowasexpectingtocomeintoafortuneonthenextdaywouldbefeelingprettyeasyandquiet。\" \"It’sfunnybusiness,\"philosophizedIde,\"aboutthewaypeopletakethings,anyhow。Here’syourbench,Dawson,rightnexttomine。Thelightdon’tshineinyoureyeshere。Say,Dawson,I’llgettheoldmantogiveyoualettertosomebodyaboutajobwhenIgetbackhome。You’vehelpedmealotto— night。Idon’tbelieveIcouldhavegonethroughthenightifIhadn’tstruckyou。\" \"Thankyou,\"saidVallance。\"Doyouliedownorsituponthesewhenyousleep? ForhoursVallancegazedalmostwithoutwinkingatthestarsthroughthebranchesofthetreesandlistenedtothesharpslappingofhorses’hoofsontheseaofasphalttothesouthHismindwasactive,buthisfeelingsweredormant。Everyemotionseemedtohavebeeneradicated。Idefeltnoregrets,nofears,nopainordiscomfort。Evenwhenbethoughtofthegirl,itwasasofaninhabitantofoneofthoseremotestarsatwhichbegazed。Here— memberedtheabsurdanticsofhiscompanionandlaughedsoftly,yetwithoutafeelingofmirth。Soonthedailyarmyofmilkwagonsmadeofthecityaroaringdrumtowhichtheymarched。Vallancefellasleeponhiscomfortlessbench。 Atteno’clockonthenextdaythetwostoodatthedoorofLawyerMead’sofficeinAnnStreet。 Ide’snervesflutteredworsethaneverwhenthehourapproached;andVallancecouldnotdecidetoleavehimapossiblepreytothedangershedreaded。 Whentheyenteredtheoffice,LawyerMeadlookedatthemwonderingly。HeandVallancewereoldfriends。Afterhisgreeting,heturnedtoIde,whostoodwithwhitefaceandtremblinglimbsbeforetheexpectedcrisis。 \"Isentasecondlettertoyouraddresslastnight,Mr。Ide,\"hesaid。\"Ilearnedthismorningthatyouwerenottheretoreceiveit。ItwillinformyouthatMr。Pauldinghasreconsideredhisoffertotakeyoubackintofavor。Hehasdecidednottodoso,anddesiresyoutounderstandthatnochangewillbemadeintherelationsexistingbetweenyouandhim。\" Ide’stremblingsuddenlyceased。Thecolorcamebacktohisface,andbestraightenedhisback。Hisjawwentforwardhalfaninch,andagleamcameintohiseye。Hepushedbackhisbatteredbatwithonehand,andextendedtheother,withlevelledfin— gers,towardthelawyer。Hetookalongbreathandthenlaughedsardonically。 \"TelloldPauldinghemaygotothedevil,\"hesaid,loudlyandclearly,andturnedandwalkedoutoftheofficewithafirmandlivelystep。 LawyerMeadturnedonhisheeltoVallanceandsmiled。 \"Iamgladyoucamein,\"hesaid,genially。 \"Yourunclewantsyoutoreturnhomeatonce。Heisreconciledtothesituationthatledtohishastyaction,anddesirestosaythatallwillbeas——\" \"Hey,Adams!\"criedLawyerMead,breakinghissentence,andcallingtohisclerk。\"BringaglassofwaterMr。Vallancehasfainted。\" THEPLUTONIANFIRE ThereareafeweditormenwithwhomIamprivi— legedtocomeincontact。Ithasnotbeenlongsinceitwastheirhabittocomeincontactwithme。Thereisadifference。 Theytellmethatwithalargenumberofthemanuscriptsthataresubmittedtothemcomeadvices(inthewayofaboost)fromtheauthorasseveratingthattheincidentsinthestoryaretrue。Thedes— tinationofsuchcontributionsdependswhollyuponthequestionoftheenclosureofstamps。Somearereturned,therestarethrownonthefloorinacornerontopofapairofgumshoes,anoverturnedstatu— etteoftheWingedVictory,andapileofoldmaga— zinescontainingapictureoftheeditorintheactofreadingthelatestcopyofLePetitJournal,rightsideup—youcantellbytheillustrations。Itisonlyalegendthattherearewastebasketsineditors’ offices。 Thusistruthheldindisrepute。Butintimetruthandscienceandnaturewilladaptthemselvestoart。 Thingswillhappenlogically,andthevillainbedis— comfitedinsteadofbeingelectedtotheboardofdirectors。Butinthemeantimefictionmustnotonlybedivorcedfromfact,butmustpayalimonyandbeawardedcustodyofthepressdespatches。 Thispreambleistowarnyouoffthegradecross— ingofatruestory。Beingthat,itshallbetoldsim— ply,withconjunctionssubstitutedforadjectiveswhereverpossible,andwhateverevidencesofstylemayappearinitshallbeduetothelinotypeman。 Itisastoryoftheliterarylifeinagreatcity,anditshouldbeofinteresttoeveryauthorwithina20— mileradiusofGosport,Ind。,whosedeskholdsaMS。 storybeginningthus:\"Whilethecheersfollowinghisnominationwerestillringingthroughtheoldcourthouse,Harwoodbrokeawayfromthecongrat— ulatinghandclaspsofhishenchmenandhurriedtoJudgeCreswell’shousetofindIda。\" PettitcameupoutofAlabamatowritefiction。 TheSouthernpapershadprintedeightofhisstoriesunderaneditorialcaptionidentifyingtheauthorasthesonof\"thegallantMajorPettingillPettit,ourformerCountyAttorneyandheroofthebattleofLookoutMountain。\" Pettitwasaruggedfellow,withakindofshame— facedculture,andmygoodfriend。HisfatherkeptageneralstoreinalittletowncalledHosea。Pettithadbeenraisedinthepine—woodsandbroom—sedgefieldsadjacentthereto。HehadinhisgripsacktwomanuscriptnovelsoftheadventuresinPicardyofoneGastonLaboulaye,VicomptedeMontrepos,intheyear1329。That’snothing。Wealldothat。 Andsomedaywhenwemakeahitwiththelittlesketchaboutanewsyandhislamedog,theeditorprintstheotheroneforus——or\"onus,\"asthesay— ingis——andthen——andthenwehavetogetabigvaliseandpeddlethosepatentair—draftgasburners。 At$1。25everybodyshouldhave’em。 ItookPettittothered—brickhousewhichwastoappearinanarticleentitled\"LiteraryLandmarksofOldNewYork,\"somedaywhenwegotthroughwithit。Heengagedaroomthere,drawingonthegeneralstoreforhisexpenses。IshowedNewYorktohim,andhedidnotmentionhowmuchnarrowerBroadwayisthanLeeAvenueinHosea。Thisseemedagoodsign,soIputthefinaltest。 \"Supposeyoutryyourbandatadescriptivearti— cle,\"Isuggested,\"givingyourimpressionsofNewYorkasseenfromtheBrooklynBridge。Thefreshpointofview,the——\" \"Don’tbeafool,\"saidPettit。\"Let’sgohavesomebeer。OnthewholeIratherlikethecity。\" WediscoveredandenjoyedtheonlytrueBohemia。 Everydayandnightwerepairedtooneofthosepalacesofmarbleandglassandtilework,wheregoesonatremendousandsoundingepicoflife。Valhallaitselfcouldnotbemoregloriousandsonorous。Theclassicmarbleonwhichweate,thegreat,light— flooded,vitreousfront,adornedwithsnow—whitescrolls;thegrandWagneriandinofclankingcupsandbowlstheflashingstaccatoofbrandishingcut— lery,thepiercingrecitativeofthewhite—apronedgrub—maidensatthemorgue—likebanquettables;therecurrentlied—motifofthecash—register——itwasagigantic,triumphantweldingofartandsound,adeafening,soul—upliftingpageantofheroicandem— blematiclife。Andthebeanswereonlytencents。 Wewonderedwhyourfellow—artistscaredtodineatsadlittletablesintheirso—calledBohemianrestau— rants;andweshudderedlesttheyshouldseekoutourresortsandmakethemconspicuouswiththeirpres— ence。 Pettitwrotemanystories,whichtheeditorsre— turnedtohim。Hewrotelovestories,athingIhavealwayskeptfreefrom,holdingthebeliefthatthewell—knownandpopularsentimentisnotproperlyamatterforpublication,butsomethingtobeprivatelyhandledbythealienistsandflorists。Buttheeditorshadtoldhimthattheywantedlovestories,becausetheysaidthewomenreadthem。 Now,theeditorsarewrongaboutthat,ofcourse。 Womendonotreadthelovestoriesinthemagazines。 Theyreadthepoker—gamestoriesandtherecipesforcucumberlotion。Thelovestoriesarereadbyfatcigardrummersandlittleten—year—oldgirls。I amnotcriticisingthejudgmentofeditors。Theyaremostlyveryfinemen,butamancanbebutoneman,withindividualopinionsandtastes。Iknewtwoassociateeditorsofamagazinewhowerewon— derfullyalikeinalmosteverything。AndyetoneofthemwasveryfondofFlaubert,whiletheotherpreferredgin。 Pettitbroughtmehisreturnedmanuscripts,andwelookedthemovertogethertofindoutwhytheywerenotaccepted。Theyseemedtomeprettyfairstories,writteninagoodstyle,andended,astheyshould,atthebottomofthelastpage。 Theywerewellconstructedandtheeventsweremarshalledinorderlyandlogicalsequence。ButI thoughtIdetectedalackoflivingsubstance——itwasmuchasifIgazedatasymmetricalarrayofpresentableclamshellsfromwhichthesucculentandvitalinhabitantshadbeenremoved。Iintimatedthattheauthormightdowelltogetbetteracquaintedwithhistheme。 \"Yousoldastorylastweek,\"saidPettit,\"aboutagunfightinanArizonaminingtowninwhichtheherodrewhisColt’s。45andshotsevenbanditsasfastastheycameinthedoor。Now,ifasix—shootercould——\" \"Oh,well,\"saidI,\"that’sdifferent。ArizonaisalongwayfromNewYork。Icouldhaveamanstabbedwithalariatorchasedbyapairofchap— arrerasifIwantedto,anditwouldn’tbenoticeduntiltheusualerror—sharpfromaroundMcAdamsJunctionisolatestheerratumandwritesintothepa— persaboutit。Butyouareupagainstanotherproposition。ThisthingtheycallloveisascommonaroundNewYorkasitisinSheboyganduringtheyoungonionseason。Itmaybemixedherewithalittlecommercialism——theyreadByron,buttheylookupBradstreet’s,too,whilethey’reamongtheB’s,andBrighamalsoiftheyhavetime——butit’sprettymuchthesameoldinternaldisturbanceevery— where。Youcanfoolaneditorwithafakepictureofacowboymountingaponywithhislefthandonthesaddlehorn,butyoucan’tputhimupatreewithalovestory。So,you’vegottofallinloveandthenwritetherealthing。\" Pettitdid。Ineverknewwhetherhewastakingmyadviceorwhetherbefellanaccidentalvictim。 Therewasagirlbehadmetatoneofthesestudiocontrivances—aglorious,impudent,lucid,open— mindedgirlwithhairthecolorofCulmbacher,andagood—naturedwayofdespisingyou。ShewasaNewYorkgirl。 Well(asthenarrativestylepermitsustosayin— frequently),Pettitwenttopieces。Allthosepains,thoselover’sdoubts,thoseheart—burningsandtremorsofwhichbehadwrittensounconvincinglywerehis。TalkaboutShylock’spoundofflesh! Twenty—fivepoundsCupidgotfromPettit。Whichistheusurer? OnenightPettitcametomyroomexalted。Paleandhaggardbutexalted。Shehadgivenhimajonquil。 \"OldHoss,\"saidhe,withanewsmileflickeringaroundhismouth,\"IbelieveIcouldwritethatstoryto—night——theone,youknow,thatistowinout。 \"Icanfeelit。Idon’tknowwhetheritwillcomeoutornot,butIcanfeelit。\" Ipushedhimoutofmydoor。\"Gotoyourroomandwriteit,\"Iordered。\"ElseIcanseeyourfin— ish。Itoldyouthismustcomefirst。Writeitto— nightandputitundermydoorwhenitisdone。Putitundermydoorto—nightwhenitisfinished—— don’tkeepituntilto—morrow。\" IwasreadingmybullyoldpalMontaigneattwoo’clockwhenIbeardthesheetsrustleundermydoor。 Igatheredthemupandreadthestory。 Thehissingofgeese,thelanguishingcooingofdoves,thebrayingofdonkeys,thechatterofirre— sponsiblesparrows—thesewereinmymind’searasIread。\"SufferingSappho!\"Iexclaimedtomyself。 \"Isthisthedivinefirethatissupposedtoignitegeniusandmakeitpracticableandwage—earning?\" Thestorywassentimentaldrivel,fullofwhim— peringsoftheartednessandgushingegoism。AlltheartthatPettithadacquiredwasgone。Ape— rusalofitsbutteryphraseswouldhavemadeacynicofasighingchambermaid。 InthemorningPettitcametomyroom。Ireadhimhisdoommercilessly。Helaughedidiotically。 \"Allright,OldHoss,\"hesaid,cheerily,\"makecigar—lightersofit。What’sthedifference?I’mgoingtotakehertolunchatClaremontto—day。\" Therewasaboutamonthofit。AndthenPettitcametomebearinganinvisiblemitten,withtheforti— tudeofadish—rag。HetalkedofthegraveandSouthAmericaandprussicacid;andIlostanafter— noongettinghimstraight。Itookhimoutandsawthatlargeandcurativedosesofwhiskeyweread— ministeredtohim。Iwarnedyouthiswasatruestory——’wareyourwhiteribbonsifonlyfollowthistale。FortwoweeksIfedhimwhiskeyandOmar,andreadtohimregularlyeveryeveningthecolumnintheeveningpaperthatrevealsthesecretsoffe— malebeauty。Irecommendthetreatment。 AfterPettitwascuredbewrotemorestories。Herecoveredhisold—timefacilityanddidworkjustshortofgoodenough。Thenthecurtainroseonthethirdact。 Alittle,dark—eyed,silentgirlfromNewHamp— shire,whowasstudyingapplieddesign,felldeeplyinlovewithhim。Shewastheintensesort,butex— ternallyglace,suchasNewEnglandsometimesfoolsuswith。Pettitlikedhermildly,andtookheraboutagooddeal。Sheworshippedhim,andnowandthenignoredhim。 Therecameaclimaxwhenshetriedtojumpoutofawindow,andhehadtosaveherbysomeperfunc— tary,unmeantwooing。EvenIwasshakenbythedepthsoftheabsorbingaffectionsheshowed。Home,friends,traditions,creedswentuplikethistle—downinthescaleagainstherlove。Itwasreallydiscom— posing。 OnenightagainPettitsaunteredin,yawning。Ashehadtoldmebefore,hesaidhefeltthathecoulddoagreatstory,andasbeforeIhuntedhimtohisroomandsawhimopenhisinkstand。Atoneo’clockthesheetsofpaperslidundermydoor。 Ireadthatstory,andIjumpedup,lateasitwas,withawhoopofjoy。OldPettithaddoneit。Justasthoughitlaythere,redandbleeding,awoman’sheartwaswrittenintothelines。Youcouldn’tseethejoining,butart,exquisiteart,andpulsingna— turehadbeencombinedintoalovestorythattookyoubythethroatlikethequinsy。IbrokeintoPettit’sroomandbeathimonthebackandcalledhimname——nameshighupinthegalaxyoftheim— mortalsthatweadmired。AndPettityawnedandbeggedtobeallowedtosleep。 Onthemorrow,Idraggedhimtoaneditor。Thegreatmanread,and,rising,gavePettithishand。 Thatwasadecoration,awreathofbay,andaguar— anteeofrent。 AndthenoldPettitsmiledslowly。IcallhimGen— tlemanPettitnowtomyself。It’samiserablenametogiveaman,butitsoundsbetterthanitlooksinprint。 \"Isee,\"saidoldPettit,ashetookuphisstoryandbegantearingitintosmallstrips。\"Iseethegamenow。Youcan’twritewithink,andyoucan’twritewithyourownheart’sblood,butyoucanwritewiththeheart’sbloodofsomeoneelse。Youhavetobeacadbeforeyoucanbeanartist。Well,IamforoldAlabamandtheMajor’sstore。Haveyougotalight,OldHoss?\" IwentwithPettittothedepotanddiedhard。 \"Shakespeare’ssonnets?\"Iblurted,makingalaststand。\"Howabouthim?\" \"Acad,\"saidPettit。\"Theygiveittoyou,andyousellit——love,youknow。I’drathersellploughsforfather。\" \"But,\"Iprotested,\"youarereversingthede— cisionoftheworld’sgreatest——\" \"Good—by,OldHoss,\"saidPettit。 \"Critics,\"Icontinued。\"But——say——iftheMajorcanuseafairlygoodsalesmanandbook— keeperdownthereinthestore,letmeknow,willyou?\" NEMESISANDTHECANDYMAN \"WesailateightinthemorningontheCeltic,\"saidHonoria,pluckingaloosethreadfromherlacesleeve。 \"Iheardso,\"saidyoungIves,droppinghishat,andmuffingitashetriedtocatchit,\"andIcamearoundtowishyouapleasantvoyage。\" \"Ofcourseyouheardit,\"saidHonoria,coldlysweet,\"sincewehavehadnoopportunityofinform— ingyouourselves。\" Iveslookedatherpleadingly,butwithlittlehope。 Outsideinthestreetahigh—pitchedvoicechanted,notunmusically,acommercialgamutof\"Cand—de—ee—ee—s!Nice,freshcand—ee—ee—ee—ees!d\"It’souroldcandyman,\"saidHonoria,leaningoutthewindowandbeckoning。\"Iwantsomeofhismottokisses。There’snothingintheBroadwayshopshalfsogood。\" ThecandymanstoppedhispushcartinfrontoftheoldMadisonAvenuehome。Hehadaholidayandfestivalairunusualtostreetpeddlers。Histiewasnewandbrightred,andahorseshoepin,almostlife—size,glitteredspeciouslyfromitsfolds。Hisbrown,thinfacewascrinkledintoasemi—foolishsmile。Stripedcuffswithdog—headbuttonscoveredthetanonhiswrists。 \"Idobelievehe’sgoingtogetmarried,\"saidHonoria,pityingly。\"Ineversawhimtakenthatwaybefore。Andto—dayisthefirsttimeinmonthsthathehascriedhiswares,Iamsure。\" Ivesthrewacointothesidewalk。Thecandymanknowshiscustomers。Hefilledapaperbag,climbedtheold—fashionedstoopandbandeditin。 \"Iremember——\"saidIves。 \"Wait,\"saidHonoria。 Shetookasmallportfoliofromthedrawerofawritingdeskandfromtheportfolioaslipofflimsypaperone—quarterofaninchbytwoinchesinsize。 \"This,\"saidHonoria,inflexibly,\"waswrappedaboutthefirstoneweopened。\" \"Itwasayearago,\"apologizedIves,asheheldouthishandforit,\"AslongasskiesaboveareblueToyou,mylove,Iwillbetrue。\" Thishereadfromtheslipofflimsypaper。 \"Weweretohavesailedafortnightago,\"saidHonoria,gossipingly。\"Ithasbeensuchawarmsummer。Thetownisquitedeserted。Thereisno— wheretogo。YetIamtoldthatoneortwooftheroofgardensareamusing。The,singing——andthedancing——ononeortwoseemtohavemetwithap— proval。\" Ivesdidnotwince。Whenyouareintheringyouarenotsurprisedwhenyouradversarytapsyouontheribs。 \"Ifollowedthecandymanthattime,\"saidIves,irrelevantly,\"andgavehimfivedollarsatthecornerofBroadway。\" HereachedforthepaperbaginHonoria’slap,tookoutoneofthesquare,wrappedconfectionsandslowlyunrolledit。 SaraChillingworth’sfather,\"saidHonoria,\"hasgivenheranautomobile。\" \"Readthat,\"saidIves,handingovertheslipthathadbeenwrappedaroundthesquareofcandy。 \"Lifeteachesus——howtolive,Loveteachesus——toforgive。\" Honoria’schecksturnedpink。 \"Honoria!\"criedIves,startingupfromhischair。 \"MissClinton,\"correctedHonoria,risinglikeVenusfromtheheadonthesurf。\"Iwarnedyounottospeakthatnameagain。\"’ \"Honoria,\"repeatedIves,\"youmustbearme。I knowIdonotdeserveyourforgiveness,butImusthaveit。Thereisamadnessthatpossessesonesome— timesforwhichhisbetternatureisnotresponsible。 Ithroweverythingelsebutyoutothewinds。I strikeoffthechainsthathaveboundme。Ire— nouncethesirenthatluredmefromyou。Lettheboughtverseofthatstreetpeddlerpleadforme。ItisyouonlywhomIcanlove。Letyourloveforgive,andIsweartoyouthatminewillbetrue’aslongasskiesaboveareblue。’ Onthewestside,betweenSixthandSeventhAve— nues,analleycutstheblockinthemiddle。Itper— ishesinalittlecourtinthecentreoftheblock。Thedistrictistheatrical;theinhabitants,thebubblingfrothofhalfadozennations。TheatmosphereisBohemian,thelanguagepolyglot,thelocalitypre— carious。 Inthecourtattherearofthealleylivedthecandyman。Atseveno’clockbepushedhiscartintothenarrowentrance,resteditupontheirregularstoneslatsandsatupononeofthehandlestocoolhimself。 Therewasagreatdraughtofcoolwindthroughthealley。 Therewasawindowabovethespotwherebeal— waysstoppedhispushcart。Inthecooloftheafter— noon,Mlle。Adele,drawingcardoftheAerialRoofGarden,satatthewindowandtooktheair。Gen— erallyherponderousmassofdarkauburnhairwasdown,thatthebreezemighthavethefelicityofaid— ingSidonie,themaid,indryingandairingit。 Abouthershoulders——thepointofherthatthepho— tographersalwaysmadethemostof——waslooselydrapedaheliotropescarf。Herarmstotheelbowwerebare——therewerenosculptorstheretoraveoverthem——buteventhestolidbricksinthewallsofthealleyshouldnothavebeensoinsensateastodisapprove。WhileshesatthusFe1ice,anothermaid,anointedandbathedthesmallfeetthattwinkledandsocharmedthenightlyAerialaudiences。 GraduallyMademoisellebegantonoticethecandymanstoppingtomophisbrowandcoolhimselfbe— neathherwindow。Inthehandsofhermaidsshewasdeprivedforthetimeofhervocation——thecharmingandbindingtoherchariotofman。TolosetimewasdispleasingtoMademoiselle。Herewasthecandyman—nofitgameforherdarts,truly——butofthesexuponwhichshehadbeenborntomakewar。