PREFACEMOSToftheadventuresrecordedinthisbookreallyoccurred;oneortwowereexperiencesofmyown,therestthoseofboyswhowereschoolmatesofmine。HuckFinnisdrawnfromlife;TomSawyeralso,butnotfromanindividual——heisacombinationofthecharacteristicsofthreeboyswhomIknew,andthereforebelongstothecompositeorderofarchitecture。
TheoddsuperstitionstoucheduponwereallprevalentamongchildrenandslavesintheWestattheperiodofthisstory——thatistosay,thirtyorfortyyearsago。
Althoughmybookisintendedmainlyfortheentertainmentofboysandgirls,Ihopeitwillnotbeshunnedbymenandwomenonthataccount,forpartofmyplanhasbeentotrytopleasantlyremindadultsofwhattheyoncewerethemselves,andofhowtheyfeltandthoughtandtalked,andwhatqueerenterprisestheysometimesengagedin。
THEAUTHOR。HARTFORD,1876。
TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter1CHAPTERI\"TOM!\"
Noanswer。
\"TOM!\"
Noanswer。
\"What’sgonewiththatboy,Iwonder?YouTOM!\"
Noanswer。
Theoldladypulledherspectaclesdownandlookedoverthemabouttheroom;thensheputthemupandlookedoutunderthem。Sheseldomorneverlookedthroughthemforsosmallathingasaboy;theywereherstatepair,theprideofherheart,andwerebuiltfor\"style,\"notservice——shecouldhaveseenthroughapairofstove—lidsjustaswell。
Shelookedperplexedforamoment,andthensaid,notfiercely,butstillloudenoughforthefurnituretohear:
\"Well,IlayifIgetholdofyouI’ll——\"
Shedidnotfinish,forbythistimeshewasbendingdownandpunchingunderthebedwiththebroom,andsosheneededbreathtopunctuatethepuncheswith。Sheresurrectednothingbutthecat。
\"Ineverdidseethebeatofthatboy!\"
Shewenttotheopendoorandstoodinitandlookedoutamongthetomatovinesand\"jimpson\"weedsthatconstitutedthegarden。NoTom。
Soshelifteduphervoiceatananglecalculatedfordistanceandshouted:
\"Y—o—u—uTom!\"
Therewasaslightnoisebehindherandsheturnedjustintimetoseizeasmallboybytheslackofhisroundaboutandarresthisflight。
\"There!Imight’athoughtofthatcloset。Whatyoubeendoinginthere?\"
\"Nothing。\"
\"Nothing!Lookatyourhands。Andlookatyourmouth。Whatisthattruck?\"
\"Idon’tknow,aunt。\"
\"Well,Iknow。It’sjam——that’swhatitis。FortytimesI’vesaidifyoudidn’tletthatjamaloneI’dskinyou。Handmethatswitch。\"
Theswitchhoveredintheair——theperilwasdesperate——
\"My!Lookbehindyou,aunt!\"
Theoldladywhirledround,andsnatchedherskirtsoutofdanger。
Theladfledontheinstant,scrambledupthehighboard—fence,anddisappearedoverit。
HisauntPollystoodsurprisedamoment,andthenbrokeintoagentlelaugh。
\"Hangtheboy,can’tIneverlearnanything?Ain’theplayedmetricksenoughlikethatformetobelookingoutforhimbythistime?
Butoldfoolsisthebiggestfoolsthereis。Can’tlearnanolddognewtricks,asthesayingis。Butmygoodness,heneverplaysthemalike,twodays,andhowisabodytoknowwhat’scoming?He’pearstoknowjusthowlonghecantormentmebeforeIgetmydanderup,andheknowsifhecanmakeouttoputmeoffforaminuteormakemelaugh,it’salldownagainandIcan’thithimalick。Iain’tdoingmydutybythatboy,andthat’stheLord’struth,goodnessknows。Sparetherodandspilethechild,astheGoodBooksays。I’malayingupsinandsufferingforusboth,Iknow。
He’sfulloftheOldScratch,butlaws—a—me!he’smyowndeadsister’sboy,poorthing,andIain’tgotthehearttolashhim,somehow。EverytimeIlethimoff,myconsciencedoeshurtmeso,andeverytimeIhithimmyoldheartmostbreaks。Well—a—well,manthatisbornofwomanisoffewdaysandfulloftrouble,astheScripturesays,andIreckonit’sso。He’llplayhookeythisevening,*and[*Southwesternfor\"afternoon\"]
I’lljustbeobleegedtomakehimwork,to—morrow,topunishhim。It’smightyhardtomakehimworkSaturdays,whenalltheboysishavingholiday,buthehatesworkmorethanhehatesanythingelse,andI’vegottodosomeofmydutybyhim,orI’llbetheruinationofthechild。\"
Tomdidplayhookey,andhehadaverygoodtime。HegotbackhomebarelyinseasontohelpJim,thesmallcoloredboy,sawnext—day’swoodandsplitthekindlingsbeforesupper——atleasthewasthereintimetotellhisadventurestoJimwhileJimdidthree—fourthsofthework。
Tom’syoungerbrother(orratherhalf—brother)Sidwasalreadythroughwithhispartofthework(pickingupchips),forhewasaquietboy,andhadnoadventurous,troublesomeways。
WhileTomwaseatinghissupper,andstealingsugarasopportunityoffered,AuntPollyaskedhimquestionsthatwerefullofguile,andverydeep——forshewantedtotraphimintodamagingrevealments。Likemanyothersimple—heartedsouls,itwasherpetvanitytobelieveshewasendowedwithatalentfordarkandmysteriousdiplomacy,andshelovedtocontemplatehermosttransparentdevicesasmarvelsoflowcunning。Saidshe:
\"Tom,itwasmiddlingwarminschool,warn’tit?\"
\"Yes’m。\"
\"Powerfulwarm,warn’tit?\"
\"Yes’m。\"
\"Didn’tyouwanttogoina—swimming,Tom?\"
AbitofascareshotthroughTom——atouchofuncomfortablesuspicion。HesearchedAuntPolly’sface,butittoldhimnothing。Sohesaid:
\"No’m——well,notverymuch。\"
TheoldladyreachedoutherhandandfeltTom’sshirt,andsaid:
\"Butyouain’ttoowarmnow,though。\"Anditflatteredhertoreflectthatshehaddiscoveredthattheshirtwasdrywithoutanybodyknowingthatthatwaswhatshehadinhermind。Butinspiteofher,Tomknewwherethewindlay,now。Soheforestalledwhatmightbethenextmove:
\"Someofuspumpedonourheads——mine’sdampyet。See?\"
AuntPollywasvexedtothinkshehadoverlookedthatbitofcircumstantialevidence,andmissedatrick。Thenshehadanewinspiration:
\"Tom,youdidn’thavetoundoyourshirtcollarwhereIsewedit,topumponyourhead,didyou?Unbuttonyourjacket!\"
ThetroublevanishedoutofTom’sface。Heopenedhisjacket。
Hisshirtcollarwassecurelysewed。
\"Bother!Well,go’longwithyou。I’dmadesureyou’dplayedhookeyandbeena—swimming。ButIforgiveye,Tom。Ireckonyou’reakindofasingedcat,asthesayingis——better’nyoulook。Thistime。\"
Shewashalfsorryhersagacityhadmiscarried,andhalfgladthatTomhadstumbledintoobedientconductforonce。
ButSidneysaid:
\"Well,now,ifIdidn’tthinkyousewedhiscollarwithwhitethread,butit’sblack。\"
\"Why,Ididsewitwithwhite!Tom!\"
ButTomdidnotwaitfortherest。Ashewentoutatthedoorhesaid:
\"Siddy,I’lllickyouforthat。\"
InasafeplaceTomexaminedtwolargeneedleswhichwerethrustintothelapelsofhisjacket,andhadthreadboundaboutthem——oneneedlecarriedwhitethreadandtheotherblack。Hesaid:
\"She’dnevernoticedifithadn’tbeenforSid。Confoundit!sometimesshesewsitwithwhite,andsometimesshesewsitwithblack。Iwishtogeeminyshe’dsticktooneort’other——Ican’tkeeptherunof’em。ButIbetyouI’lllamSidforthat。I’lllearnhim!\"
HewasnottheModelBoyofthevillage。Heknewthemodelboyverywellthough——andloathedhim。
Withintwominutes,orevenless,hehadforgottenallhistroubles。
Notbecausehistroubleswereonewhitlessheavyandbittertohimthanaman’saretoaman,butbecauseanewandpowerfulinterestborethemdownanddrovethemoutofhismindforthetime——justasmen’smisfortunesareforgottenintheexcitementofnewenterprises。Thisnewinterestwasavaluednoveltyinwhistling,whichhehadjustacquiredfromanegro,andhewassufferingtopractiseitundisturbed。Itconsistedinapeculiarbird—liketurn,asortofliquidwarble,producedbytouchingthetonguetotheroofofthemouthatshortintervalsinthemidstofthemusic——
thereaderprobablyremembershowtodoit,ifhehaseverbeenaboy。
Diligenceandattentionsoongavehimtheknackofit,andhestrodedownthestreetwithhismouthfullofharmonyandhissoulfullofgratitude。
Hefeltmuchasanastronomerfeelswhohasdiscoveredanewplanet——
nodoubt,asfarasstrong,deep,unalloyedpleasureisconcerned,theadvantagewaswiththeboy,nottheastronomer。
Thesummereveningswerelong。Itwasnotdark,yet。PresentlyTomcheckedhiswhistle。Astrangerwasbeforehim——aboyashadelargerthanhimself。Anew—comerofanyageoreithersexwasanimpressivecuriosityinthepoorlittleshabbyvillageofSt。Petersburg。Thisboywaswelldressed,too——welldressedonaweek—day。Thiswassimplyastounding。
Hiscapwasadaintything,hisclosebuttonedblueclothroundaboutwasnewandnatty,andsowerehispantaloons。Hehadshoeson——anditwasonlyFriday。Heevenworeanecktie,abrightbitofribbon。HehadacitifiedairabouthimthatateintoTom’svitals。ThemoreTomstaredatthesplendidmarvel,thehigherheturneduphisnoseathisfineryandtheshabbierandshabbierhisownoutfitseemedtohimtogrow。Neitherboyspoke。Ifonemoved,theothermoved——butonlysidewise,inacircle;theykeptfacetofaceandeyetoeyeallthetime。FinallyTomsaid:
\"Icanlickyou!\"
\"I’dliketoseeyoutryit。\"
\"Well,Icandoit。\"
\"Noyoucan’t,either。\"
\"YesIcan。\"
\"Noyoucan’t。\"
\"Ican。\"
\"Youcan’t。\"
\"Can!\"
\"Can’t!\"
Anuncomfortablepause。ThenTomsaid:
\"What’syourname?\"
\"’Tisn’tanyofyourbusiness,maybe。\"
\"WellI’lowI’llmakeitmybusiness。\"
\"Wellwhydon’tyou?\"
\"Ifyousaymuch,Iwill。\"
\"Much——much——MUCH。Therenow。\"
\"Oh,youthinkyou’remightysmart,don’tyou?Icouldlickyouwithonehandtiedbehindme,ifIwantedto。\"
\"Wellwhydon’tyoudoit?Yousayyoucandoit。\"
\"WellIwill,ifyoufoolwithme。\"
\"Ohyes——I’veseenwholefamiliesinthesamefix。\"
\"Smarty!Youthinkyou’resome,now,don’tyou?
Oh,whatahat!\"
\"Youcanlumpthathatifyoudon’tlikeit。Idareyoutoknockitoff——andanybodythat’lltakeadarewillsuckeggs。\"
\"You’realiar!\"
\"You’reanother。\"
\"You’reafightingliaranddasn’ttakeitup。\"
\"Aw——takeawalk!\"
\"Say——ifyougivememuchmoreofyoursassI’lltakeandbouncearockoff’nyourhead。\"
\"Oh,ofcourseyouwill。\"
\"WellIwill。\"
\"Wellwhydon’tyoudoitthen?Whatdoyoukeepsayingyouwillfor?Whydon’tyoudoit?It’sbecauseyou’reafraid。\"
\"Iain’tafraid。\"
\"Youare。\"
\"Iain’t。\"
\"Youare。\"
Anotherpause,andmoreeyingandsidlingaroundeachother。Presentlytheywereshouldertoshoulder。Tomsaid:
\"Getawayfromhere!\"
\"Goawayyourself!\"
\"Iwon’t。\"
\"Iwon’teither。\"
Sotheystood,eachwithafootplacedatanangleasabrace,andbothshovingwithmightandmain,andgloweringateachotherwithhate。Butneithercouldgetanadvantage。Afterstrugglingtillbothwerehotandflushed,eachrelaxedhisstrainwithwatchfulcaution,andTomsaid:
\"You’reacowardandapup。I’lltellmybigbrotheronyou,andhecanthrashyouwithhislittlefinger,andI’llmakehimdoit,too。\"
\"WhatdoIcareforyourbigbrother?I’vegotabrotherthat’sbiggerthanheis——andwhat’smore,hecanthrowhimoverthatfence,too。\"[Bothbrotherswereimaginary。]
\"That’salie。\"
\"Yoursayingsodon’tmakeitso。\"
Tomdrewalineinthedustwithhisbigtoe,andsaid:
\"Idareyoutostepoverthat,andI’lllickyoutillyoucan’tstandup。Anybodythat’lltakeadarewillstealsheep。\"
Thenewboysteppedoverpromptly,andsaid:
\"Nowyousaidyou’ddoit,nowlet’sseeyoudoit。\"
\"Don’tyoucrowdmenow;youbetterlookout。\"
\"Well,yousaidyou’ddoit——whydon’tyoudoit?\"
\"Byjingo!fortwocentsIwilldoit。\"
Thenewboytooktwobroadcoppersoutofhispocketandheldthemoutwithderision。Tomstruckthemtotheground。Inaninstantbothboyswererollingandtumblinginthedirt,grippedtogetherlikecats;
andforthespaceofaminutetheytuggedandtoreateachother’shairandclothes,punchedandscratchedeachother’snose,andcoveredthemselveswithdustandglory。Presentlytheconfusiontookform,andthroughthefogofbattleTomappeared,seatedastridethenewboy,andpoundinghimwithhisfists。\"Holler’nuff!\"saidhe。
Theboyonlystruggledtofreehimself。Hewascrying——mainlyfromrage。
\"Holler’nuff!\"——andthepoundingwenton。
Atlastthestrangergotoutasmothered\"’Nuff!\"andTomlethimupandsaid:
\"Nowthat’lllearnyou。Betterlookoutwhoyou’refoolingwithnexttime。\"
Thenewboywentoffbrushingthedustfromhisclothes,sobbing,snuffling,andoccasionallylookingbackandshakinghisheadandthreateningwhathewoulddotoTomthe\"nexttimehecaughthimout。\"TowhichTomrespondedwithjeers,andstartedoffinhighfeather,andassoonashisbackwasturnedthenewboysnatchedupastone,threwitandhithimbetweentheshouldersandthenturnedtailandranlikeanantelope。Tomchasedthetraitorhome,andthusfoundoutwherehelived。Hethenheldapositionatthegateforsometime,daringtheenemytocomeoutside,buttheenemyonlymadefacesathimthroughthewindowanddeclined。Atlasttheenemy’smotherappeared,andcalledTomabad,vicious,vulgarchild,andorderedhimaway。Sohewentaway;buthesaidhe\"’lowed\"to\"lay\"forthatboy。
Hegothomeprettylatethatnight,andwhenheclimbedcautiouslyinatthewindow,heuncoveredanambuscade,inthepersonofhisaunt;
andwhenshesawthestatehisclotheswereinherresolutiontoturnhisSaturdayholidayintocaptivityathardlaborbecameadamantineinitsfirmness。
TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter2CHAPTERIISATURDAYmorningwascome,andallthesummerworldwasbrightandfresh,andbrimmingwithlife。Therewasasongineveryheart;andiftheheartwasyoungthemusicissuedatthelips。Therewascheerineveryfaceandaspringineverystep。Thelocust—treeswereinbloomandthefragranceoftheblossomsfilledtheair。CardiffHill,beyondthevillageandaboveit,wasgreenwithvegetationanditlayjustfarenoughawaytoseemaDelectableLand,dreamy,reposeful,andinviting。
Tomappearedonthesidewalkwithabucketofwhitewashandalong—handledbrush。Hesurveyedthefence,andallgladnesslefthimandadeepmelancholysettleddownuponhisspirit。Thirtyyardsofboardfenceninefeethigh。Lifetohimseemedhollow,andexistencebutaburden。
Sighing,hedippedhisbrushandpasseditalongthetopmostplank;repeatedtheoperation;diditagain;comparedtheinsignificantwhitewashedstreakwiththefar—reachingcontinentofunwhitewashedfence,andsatdownonatree—boxdiscouraged。Jimcameskippingoutatthegatewithatinpail,andsinging~BuffaloGals。BringingwaterfromthetownpumphadalwaysbeenhatefulworkinTom’seyes,before,butnowitdidnotstrikehimso。Herememberedthattherewascompanyatthepump。White,mulatto,andnegroboysandgirlswerealwaystherewaitingtheirturns,resting,tradingplaythings,quarrelling,fighting,skylarking。Andherememberedthatalthoughthepumpwasonlyahundredandfiftyyardsoff,Jimnevergotbackwithabucketofwaterunderanhour——andeventhensomebodygenerallyhadtogoafterhim。Tomsaid:
\"Say,Jim,I’llfetchthewaterifyou’llwhitewashsome。\"
Jimshookhisheadandsaid:
\"Can’t,MarsTom。Olemissis,shetolemeIgottogoan’gitdiswateran’notstopfoolin’roun’widanybody。Shesayshespec’MarsTomgwinetoaxmetowhitewash,an’soshetolemego’longan’’tendtomyownbusiness——she’lowedshe’d’tendtodewhitewashin’。\"
\"Oh,neveryoumindwhatshesaid,Jim。That’sthewayshealwaystalks。Gimmethebucket——Iwon’tbegoneonlyaaminute。SHEwon’teverknow。\"
\"Oh,Idasn’t,MarsTom。Olemississhe’dtakean’tardeheadoff’nme。’Deedshewould。\"
\"She!Sheneverlicksanybody——whacks’emovertheheadwithherthimble——andwhocaresforthat,I’dliketoknow。Shetalksawful,buttalkdon’thurt——anywaysitdon’tifshedon’tcry。Jim,I’llgiveyouamarvel。I’llgiveyouawhitealley!\"
Jimbegantowaver。
\"Whitealley,Jim!Andit’sabullytaw。\"
\"My!Dat’samightygaymarvel,Itellyou!ButMarsTomI’spowerful’fraidolemissis——\"
\"Andbesides,ifyouwillI’llshowyoumysoretoe。\"
Jimwasonlyhuman——thisattractionwastoomuchforhim。Heputdownhispail,tookthewhitealley,andbentoverthetoewithabsorbinginterestwhilethebandagewasbeingunwound。Inanothermomenthewasflyingdownthestreetwithhispailandatinglingrear,Tomwaswhitewashingwithvigor,andAuntPollywasretiringfromthefieldwithaslipperinherhandandtriumphinhereye。ButTom’senergydidnotlast。Hebegantothinkofthefunhehadplannedforthisday,andhissorrowsmultiplied。
Soonthefreeboyswouldcometrippingalongonallsortsofdeliciousexpeditions,andtheywouldmakeaworldoffunofhimforhavingtowork——theverythoughtofitburnthimlikefire。Hegotouthisworldlywealthandexaminedit——bitsoftoys,marbles,andtrash;enoughtobuyanexchangeofWORK,maybe,butnothalfenoughtobuysomuchashalfanhourofpurefreedom。Sohereturnedhisstraitenedmeanstohispocket,andgaveuptheideaoftryingtobuytheboys。Atthisdarkandhopelessmomentaninspirationburstuponhim!Nothinglessthanagreat,magnificentinspiration。
Hetookuphisbrushandwenttranquillytowork。BenRogershoveinsightpresently——theveryboy,ofallboys,whoseridiculehehadbeendreading。Ben’sgaitwasthehop—skip—and—jump——proofenoughthathisheartwaslightandhisanticipationshigh。Hewaseatinganapple,andgivingalong,melodiouswhoop,atintervals,followedbyadeep—tonedding—dong—dong,ding—dong—dong,forhewaspersonatingasteamboat。Ashedrewnear,heslackenedspeed,tookthemiddleofthestreet,leanedfarovertostar—boardandroundedtoponderouslyandwithlaboriouspompandcircumstance——forhewaspersonatingtheBigmissouri,andconsideredhimselftobedrawingninefeetofwater。Hewasboatandcaptainandengine—bellscombined,sohehadtoimaginehimselfstandingonhisownhurricane—deckgivingtheordersandexecutingthem:
\"Stopher,sir!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"Theheadwayranalmostout,andhedrewupslowlytowardthesidewalk。
\"Shipuptoback!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"Hisarmsstraightenedandstiffeneddownhissides。
\"Setherbackonthestabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Chow!ch—chow—wow!
Chow!\"Hisrighthand,meantime,describingstatelycircles——foritwasrepresentingaforty—footwheel。
\"Lethergobackonthelabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Chow—ch—chow—chow!\"
Thelefthandbegantodescribecircles。
\"Stopthestabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Stopthelabboard!Comeaheadonthestabboard!Stopher!Letyouroutsideturnoverslow!Ting—a—ling—ling!
Chow—ow—ow!Getoutthathead—line!livelynow!Come——outwithyourspring—line——what’reyouaboutthere!Takeaturnroundthatstumpwiththebightofit!Standbythatstage,now——lethergo!Donewiththeengines,sir!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"
\"Sh’t!s’h’t!sh’t!\"(tryingthegauge—cocks)。
Tomwentonwhitewashing——paidnoattentiontothesteamboat。
Benstaredamomentandthensaid:\"Hi—Yi!you’reupastump,ain’tyou!\"
Noanswer。Tomsurveyedhislasttouchwiththeeyeofanartist,thenhegavehisbrushanothergentlesweepandsurveyedtheresult,asbefore。Benrangedupalongsideofhim。Tom’smouthwateredfortheapple,buthestucktohiswork。Bensaid:
\"Hello,oldchap,yougottowork,hey?\"
Tomwheeledsuddenlyandsaid:
\"Why,it’syou,Ben!Iwarn’tnoticing。\"
\"Say——I’mgoingina—swimming,Iam。Don’tyouwishyoucould?
Butofcourseyou’ddrutherwork——wouldn’tyou?Courseyouwould!\"
Tomcontemplatedtheboyabit,andsaid:
\"Whatdoyoucallwork?\"
\"Why,ain’tthatwork?\"
Tomresumedhiswhitewashing,andansweredcarelessly:
\"Well,maybeitis,andmaybeitain’t。AllIknow,is,itsuitsTomSawyer。\"
\"Ohcome,now,youdon’tmeantoletonthatyoulikeit?\"
Thebrushcontinuedtomove。
\"Likeit?Well,Idon’tseewhyIoughtn’ttolikeit。Doesaboygetachancetowhitewashafenceeveryday?\"
Thatputthethinginanewlight。Benstoppednibblinghisapple。
Tomswepthisbrushdaintilybackandforth——steppedbacktonotetheeffect——addedatouchhereandthere——criticisedtheeffectagain——
Benwatchingeverymoveandgettingmoreandmoreinterested,moreandmoreabsorbed。Presentlyhesaid:
\"Say,Tom,letmewhitewashalittle。\"
Tomconsidered,wasabouttoconsent;buthealteredhismind:
\"No——no——Ireckonitwouldn’thardlydo,Ben。Yousee,AuntPolly’sawfulparticularaboutthisfence——righthereonthestreet,youknow——butifitwasthebackfenceIwouldn’tmindandshewouldn’t。Yes,she’sawfulparticularaboutthisfence;it’sgottobedoneverycareful;Ireckonthereain’toneboyinathousand,maybetwothousand,thatcandoitthewayit’sgottobedone。\"
\"No——isthatso?Ohcome,now——lemmejusttry。Onlyjustalittle——I’dletyou,ifyouwasme,Tom。\"
\"Ben,I’dliketo,honestinjun;butAuntPolly——well,Jimwantedtodoit,butshewouldn’tlethim;Sidwantedtodoit,andshewouldn’tletSid。Nowdon’tyouseehowI’mfixed?Ifyouwastotacklethisfenceandanythingwastohappentoit——\"
\"Oh,shucks,I’llbejustascareful。Nowlemmetry。Say——I’llgiveyouthecoreofmyapple。\"
\"Well,here——No,Ben,nowdon’t。I’mafeard——\"
\"I’llgiveyouallofit!\"
Tomgaveupthebrushwithreluctanceinhisface,butalacrityinhisheart。AndwhilethelatesteamerBigMissouriworkedandsweatedinthesun,theretiredartistsatonabarrelintheshadecloseby,dangledhislegs,munchedhisapple,andplannedtheslaughterofmoreinnocents。Therewasnolackofmaterial;boyshappenedalongeverylittlewhile;theycametojeer,butremainedtowhitewash。BythetimeBenwasfaggedout,TomhadtradedthenextchancetoBillyFisherforakite,ingoodrepair;andwhenheplayedout,JohnnyMillerboughtinforadeadratandastringtoswingitwith——andsoon,andsoon,hourafterhour。Andwhenthemiddleoftheafternooncame,frombeingapoorpoverty—strickenboyinthemorning,Tomwasliterallyrollinginwealth。
Hehadbesidesthethingsbeforementioned,twelvemarbles,partofajews—harp,apieceofbluebottle—glasstolookthrough,aspoolcannon,akeythatwouldn’tunlockanything,afragmentofchalk,aglassstopperofadecanter,atinsoldier,acoupleoftadpoles,sixfire—crackers,akittenwithonlyoneeye,abrassdoorknob,adog—collar——butnodog——thehandleofaknife,fourpiecesoforange—peel,andadilapidatedoldwindowsash。
Hehadhadanice,good,idletimeallthewhile——plentyofcompany——andthefencehadthreecoatsofwhitewashonit!Ifhehadn’trunoutofwhitewashhewouldhavebankruptedeveryboyinthevillage。
Tomsaidtohimselfthatitwasnotsuchahollowworld,afterall。Hehaddiscoveredagreatlawofhumanaction,withoutknowingit——namely,thatinordertomakeamanoraboycovetathing,itisonlynecessarytomakethethingdifficulttoattain。Ifhehadbeenagreatandwisephilosopher,likethewriterofthisbook,hewouldnowhavecomprehendedthatWorkconsistsofwhateverabodyisobligedtodo,andthatPlayconsistsofwhateverabodyisnotobligedtodo。Andthiswouldhelphimtounderstandwhyconstructingartificialflowersorperformingonatread—milliswork,whilerollingten—pinsorclimbingMontBlancisonlyamusement。TherearewealthygentlemeninEnglandwhodrivefour—horsepassenger—coachestwentyorthirtymilesonadailyline,inthesummer,becausetheprivilegecoststhemconsiderablemoney;butiftheywereofferedwagesfortheservice,thatwouldturnitintoworkandthentheywouldresign。
Theboymusedawhileoverthesubstantialchangewhichhadtakenplaceinhisworldlycircumstances,andthenwendedtowardheadquarterstoreport。
TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter3CHAPTERIIITOMpresentedhimselfbeforeAuntPolly,whowassittingbyanopenwindowinapleasantrearwardapartment,whichwasbedroom,breakfast—room,dining—room,andlibrary,combined。Thebalmysummerair,therestfulquiet,theodoroftheflowers,andthedrowsingmurmurofthebeeshadhadtheireffect,andshewasnoddingoverherknitting——forshehadnocompanybutthecat,anditwasasleepinherlap。Herspectacleswereproppeduponhergrayheadforsafety。ShehadthoughtthatofcourseTomhaddesertedlongago,andshewonderedatseeinghimplacehimselfinherpoweragaininthisintrepidway。Hesaid:\"Mayn’tIgoandplaynow,aunt?\"
\"What,a’ready?Howmuchhaveyoudone?\"
\"It’salldone,aunt。\"
\"Tom,don’tlietome——Ican’tbearit。\"
\"Iain’t,aunt;itisalldone。\"
AuntPollyplacedsmalltrustinsuchevidence。Shewentouttoseeforherself;andshewouldhavebeencontenttofindtwentypercent。
ofTom’sstatementtrue。Whenshefoundtheentirefencewhitewashed,andnotonlywhitewashedbutelaboratelycoatedandrecoated,andevenastreakaddedtotheground,herastonishmentwasalmostunspeakable。Shesaid:
\"Well,Inever!There’snogettingroundit,youcanworkwhenyou’reamindto,Tom。\"Andthenshedilutedthecomplimentbyadding,\"Butit’spowerfulseldomyou’reamindto,I’mboundtosay。Well,go’longandplay;butmindyougetbacksometimeinaweek,orI’lltanyou。\"
Shewassoovercomebythesplendorofhisachievementthatshetookhimintotheclosetandselectedachoiceappleanddeliveredittohim,alongwithanimprovinglectureupontheaddedvalueandflavoratreattooktoitselfwhenitcamewithoutsinthroughvirtuouseffort。
AndwhilesheclosedwithahappyScripturalflourish,he\"hooked\"adoughnut。
Thenheskippedout,andsawSidjuststartinguptheoutsidestairwaythatledtothebackroomsonthesecondfloor。Clodswerehandyandtheairwasfulloftheminatwinkling。TheyragedaroundSidlikeahail—storm;andbeforeAuntPollycouldcollecthersurprisedfacultiesandsallytotherescue,sixorsevenclodshadtakenpersonaleffect,andTomwasoverthefenceandgone。Therewasagate,butasageneralthinghewastoocrowdedfortimetomakeuseofit。Hissoulwasatpeace,nowthathehadsettledwithSidforcallingattentiontohisblackthreadandgettinghimintotrouble。
Tomskirtedtheblock,andcameroundintoamuddyalleythatledbythebackofhisaunt’scow—stable。Hepresentlygotsafelybeyondthereachofcaptureandpunishment,andhastenedtowardthepublicsquareofthevillage,wheretwo\"military\"companiesofboyshadmetforconflict,accordingtopreviousappointment。TomwasGeneralofoneofthesearmies,JoeHarper(abosomfriend)Generaloftheother。Thesetwogreatcommandersdidnotcondescendtofightinperson——thatbeingbettersuitedtothestillsmallerfry——butsattogetheronaneminenceandconductedthefieldoperationsbyordersdeliveredthroughaides—de—camp。Tom’sarmywonagreatvictory,afteralongandhard—foughtbattle。Thenthedeadwerecounted,prisonersexchanged,thetermsofthenextdisagreementagreedupon,andthedayforthenecessarybattleappointed;afterwhichthearmiesfellintolineandmarchedaway,andTomturnedhomewardalone。
AshewaspassingbythehousewhereJeffThatcherlived,hesawanewgirlinthegarden——alovelylittleblue—eyedcreaturewithyellowhairplaitedintotwolong—tails,whitesummerfrockandembroideredpantalettes。
Thefresh—crownedherofellwithoutfiringashot。AcertainAmyLawrencevanishedoutofhisheartandleftnotevenamemoryofherselfbehind。
Hehadthoughthelovedhertodistraction;hehadregardedhispassionasadoration;andbeholditwasonlyapoorlittleevanescentpartiality。
Hehadbeenmonthswinningher;shehadconfessedhardlyaweekago;hehadbeenthehappiestandtheproudestboyintheworldonlysevenshortdays,andhereinoneinstantoftimeshehadgoneoutofhisheartlikeacasualstrangerwhosevisitisdone。
Heworshippedthisnewangelwithfurtiveeye,tillhesawthatshehaddiscoveredhim;thenhepretendedhedidnotknowshewaspresent,andbeganto\"showoff\"inallsortsofabsurdboyishways,inordertowinheradmiration。Hekeptupthisgrotesquefoolishnessforsometime;
butby—and—by,whilehewasinthemidstofsomedangerousgymnasticperformances,heglancedasideandsawthatthelittlegirlwaswendingherwaytowardthehouse。Tomcameuptothefenceandleanedonit,grieving,andhopingshewouldtarryyetawhilelonger。Shehaltedamomentonthestepsandthenmovedtowardthedoor。Tomheavedagreatsighassheputherfootonthethreshold。Buthisfacelitup,rightaway,forshetossedapansyoverthefenceamomentbeforeshedisappeared。
Theboyranaroundandstoppedwithinafootortwooftheflower,andthenshadedhiseyeswithhishandandbegantolookdownstreetasifhehaddiscoveredsomethingofinterestgoingoninthatdirection。
Presentlyhepickedupastrawandbegantryingtobalanceitonhisnose,withhisheadtiltedfarback;andashemovedfromsidetoside,inhisefforts,heedgednearerandnearertowardthepansy;finallyhisbarefootresteduponit,hisplianttoescloseduponit,andhehoppedawaywiththetreasureanddisappearedroundthecorner。Butonlyforaminute——onlywhilehecouldbuttontheflowerinsidehisjacket,nexthisheart——ornexthisstomach,possibly,forhewasnotmuchpostedinanatomy,andnothypercritical,anyway。
Hereturned,now,andhungaboutthefencetillnightfall,\"showingoff,\"asbefore;butthegirlneverexhibitedherselfagain,thoughTomcomfortedhimselfalittlewiththehopethatshehadbeennearsomewindow,meantime,andbeenawareofhisattentions。Finallyhestrodehomereluctantly,withhispoorheadfullofvisions。
Allthroughsupperhisspiritsweresohighthathisauntwondered\"whathadgotintothechild。\"HetookagoodscoldingaboutcloddingSid,anddidnotseemtominditintheleast。Hetriedtostealsugarunderhisaunt’sverynose,andgothisknucklesrappedforit。Hesaid:
\"Aunt,youdon’twhackSidwhenhetakesit。\"
\"Well,Siddon’ttormentabodythewayyoudo。You’dbealwaysintothatsugarifIwarn’twatchingyou。\"
Presentlyshesteppedintothekitchen,andSid,happyinhisimmunity,reachedforthesugar—bowl——asortofgloryingoverTomwhichwaswellnighunbearable。ButSid’sfingersslippedandthebowldroppedandbroke。Tomwasinecstasies。Insuchecstasiesthatheevencontrolledhistongueandwassilent。Hesaidtohimselfthathewouldnotspeakaword,evenwhenhisauntcamein,butwouldsitperfectlystilltillsheaskedwhodidthemischief;andthenhewouldtell,andtherewouldbenothingsogoodintheworldastoseethatpetmodel\"catchit。\"Hewassobrimfulofexultationthathecouldhardlyholdhimselfwhentheoldladycamebackandstoodabovethewreckdischarginglightningsofwrathfromoverherspectacles。Hesaidtohimself,\"Nowit’scoming!\"Andthenextinstanthewassprawlingonthefloor!ThepotentpalmwasupliftedtostrikeagainwhenTomcriedout:
\"Holdon,now,what’eryoubeltingmefor?——Sidbrokeit!\"
AuntPollypaused,perplexed,andTomlookedforhealingpity。
Butwhenshegothertongueagain,sheonlysaid:
\"Umf!Well,youdidn’tgetalickamiss,Ireckon。YoubeenintosomeotheraudaciousmischiefwhenIwasn’taround,likeenough。\"
Thenherconsciencereproachedher,andsheyearnedtosaysomethingkindandloving;butshejudgedthatthiswouldbeconstruedintoaconfessionthatshehadbeeninthewrong,anddisciplineforbadethat。Soshekeptsilence,andwentaboutheraffairswithatroubledheart。Tomsulkedinacornerandexaltedhiswoes。Heknewthatinherhearthisauntwasonherkneestohim,andhewasmoroselygratifiedbytheconsciousnessofit。Hewouldhangoutnosignals,hewouldtakenoticeofnone。Heknewthatayearningglancefelluponhim,nowandthen,throughafilmoftears,butherefusedrecognitionofit。Hepicturedhimselflyingsickuntodeathandhisauntbendingoverhimbeseechingonelittleforgivingword,buthewouldturnhisfacetothewall,anddiewiththatwordunsaid。Ah,howwouldshefeelthen?Andhepicturedhimselfbroughthomefromtheriver,dead,withhiscurlsallwet,andhissoreheartatrest。Howshewouldthrowherselfuponhim,andhowhertearswouldfalllikerain,andherlipsprayGodtogiveherbackherboyandshewouldnever,neverabusehimanymore!Buthewouldlietherecoldandwhiteandmakenosign——
apoorlittlesufferer,whosegriefswereatanend。Hesoworkeduponhisfeelingswiththepathosofthesedreams,thathehadtokeepswallowing,hewassoliketochoke;andhiseyesswaminablurofwater,whichoverflowedwhenhewinked,andrandownandtrickledfromtheendofhisnose。Andsuchaluxurytohimwasthispettingofhissorrows,thathecouldnotbeartohaveanyworldlycheerinessoranygratingdelightintrudeuponit;itwastoosacredforsuchcontact;andso,presently,whenhiscousinMarydancedin,allalivewiththejoyofseeinghomeagainafteranage—longvisitofoneweektothecountry,hegotupandmovedincloudsanddarknessoutatonedoorasshebroughtsongandsunshineinattheother。
Hewanderedfarfromtheaccustomedhauntsofboys,andsoughtdesolateplacesthatwereinharmonywithhisspirit。Alograftintheriverinvitedhim,andheseatedhimselfonitsouteredgeandcontemplatedthedrearyvastnessofthestream,wishing,thewhile,thathecouldonlybedrowned,allatonceandunconsciously,withoutundergoingtheuncomfortableroutinedevisedbynature。Thenhethoughtofhisflower。Hegotitout,rumpledandwilted,anditmightilyincreasedhisdismalfelicity。Hewonderedifshewouldpityhimifsheknew?Wouldshecry,andwishthatshehadarighttoputherarmsaroundhisneckandcomforthim?Orwouldsheturncoldlyawaylikeallthehollowworld?Thispicturebroughtsuchanagonyofpleasurablesufferingthatheworkeditoverandoveragaininhismindandsetitupinnewandvariedlights,tillheworeitthreadbare。Atlastheroseupsighinganddepartedinthedarkness。
Abouthalf—pastnineorteno’clockhecamealongthedesertedstreettowheretheAdoredUnknownlived;hepausedamoment;nosoundfelluponhislisteningear;acandlewascastingadullglowuponthecurtainofasecond—storywindow。Wasthesacredpresencethere?Heclimbedthefence,threadedhisstealthywaythroughtheplants,tillhestoodunderthatwindow;helookedupatitlong,andwithemotion;thenhelaidhimdownonthegroundunderit,disposinghimselfuponhisback,withhishandsclaspeduponhisbreastandholdinghispoorwiltedflower。Andthushewoulddie——outinthecoldworld,withnoshelteroverhishomelesshead,nofriendlyhandtowipethedeath—dampsfromhisbrow,nolovingfacetobendpityinglyoverhimwhenthegreatagonycame。Andthusshewouldseehimwhenshelookedoutuponthegladmorning,andoh!wouldshedroponelittletearuponhispoor,lifelessform,wouldsheheaveonelittlesightoseeabrightyounglifesorudelyblighted,sountimelycutdown?
Thewindowwentup,amaid—servant’sdiscordantvoiceprofanedtheholycalm,andadelugeofwaterdrenchedthepronemartyr’sremains!
Thestranglingherosprangupwitharelievingsnort。Therewasawhizasofamissileintheair,mingledwiththemurmurofacurse,asoundasofshiveringglassfollowed,andasmall,vagueformwentoverthefenceandshotawayinthegloom。
Notlongafter,asTom,allundressedforbed,wassurveyinghisdrenchedgarmentsbythelightofatallowdip,Sidwokeup;butifhehadanydimideaofmakingany\"referencestoallusions,\"hethoughtbetterofitandheldhispeace,fortherewasdangerinTom’seye。
Tomturnedinwithouttheaddedvexationofprayers,andSidmadementalnoteoftheomission。
TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter4CHAPTERIVTHEsunroseuponatranquilworld,andbeameddownuponthepeacefulvillagelikeabenediction。Breakfastover,AuntPollyhadfamilyworship:itbeganwithaprayerbuiltfromthegroundupofsolidcoursesofScripturalquotations,weldedtogetherwithathinmortaroforiginality;andfromthesummitofthisshedeliveredagrimchapteroftheMosaicLaw,asfromSinai。
ThenTomgirdeduphisloins,sotospeak,andwenttoworkto\"gethisverses。\"Sidhadlearnedhislessondaysbefore。Tombentallhisenergiestothememorizingoffiveverses,andhechosepartoftheSermonontheMount,becausehecouldfindnoversesthatwereshorter。
AttheendofhalfanhourTomhadavaguegeneralideaofhislesson,butnomore,forhismindwastraversingthewholefieldofhumanthought,andhishandswerebusywithdistractingrecreations。Marytookhisbooktohearhimrecite,andhetriedtofindhiswaythroughthefog:
\"Blessedarethe——a——a——\"
\"Poor\"——
\"Yes——poor;blessedarethepoor——a——a——\"
\"Inspirit——\"
\"Inspirit;blessedarethepoorinspirit,forthey——they——\"
\"Theirs——\"
\"Fortheirs。Blessedarethepoorinspirit,fortheirsisthekingdomofheaven。Blessedaretheythatmourn,forthey——they——\"
\"Sh——\"
\"Forthey——a——\"
\"S,H,A——\"
\"FortheyS,H——Oh,Idon’tknowwhatitis!\"
\"Shall!\"
\"Oh,shall!fortheyshall——fortheyshall——a——a——shallmourn——a——a——blessedaretheythatshall——theythat——
a——theythatshallmourn,fortheyshall——a——shallwhat?Whydon’tyoutellme,Mary?——whatdoyouwanttobesomeanfor?\"
\"Oh,Tom,youpoorthick—headedthing,I’mnotteasingyou。I
wouldn’tdothat。Youmustgoandlearnitagain。Don’tyoubediscouraged,Tom,you’llmanageit——andifyoudo,I’llgiveyousomethingeversonice。There,now,that’sagoodboy。\"
\"Allright!Whatisit,Mary,tellmewhatitis。\"
\"Neveryoumind,Tom。YouknowifIsayit’snice,itisnice。\"
\"Youbetyouthat’sso,Mary。Allright,I’lltackleitagain。\"
Andhedid\"tackleitagain\"——andunderthedoublepressureofcuriosityandprospectivegainhediditwithsuchspiritthatheaccomplishedashiningsuccess。Marygavehimabrand—new\"Barlow\"knifeworthtwelveandahalfcents;andtheconvulsionofdelightthatswepthissystemshookhimtohisfoundations。True,theknifewouldnotcutanything,butitwasa\"sure—enough\"Barlow,andtherewasinconceivablegrandeurinthat——thoughwheretheWesternboysevergottheideathatsuchaweaponcouldpossiblybecounterfeitedtoitsinjuryisanimposingmysteryandwillalwaysremainso,perhaps。Tomcontrivedtoscarifythecupboardwithit,andwasarrangingtobeginonthebureau,whenhewascalledofftodressforSunday—school。
Marygavehimatinbasinofwaterandapieceofsoap,andhewentoutsidethedoorandsetthebasinonalittlebenchthere;thenhedippedthesoapinthewaterandlaiditdown;turneduphissleeves;pouredoutthewaterontheground,gently,andthenenteredthekitchenandbegantowipehisfacediligentlyonthetowelbehindthedoor。ButMaryremovedthetowelandsaid:
\"Nowain’tyouashamed,Tom。Youmustn’tbesobad。Waterwon’thurtyou。\"
Tomwasatrifledisconcerted。Thebasinwasrefilled,andthistimehestoodoveritalittlewhile,gatheringresolution;tookinabigbreathandbegan。Whenheenteredthekitchenpresently,withbotheyesshutandgropingforthetowelwithhishands,anhonorabletestimonyofsudsandwaterwasdrippingfromhisface。Butwhenheemergedfromthetowel,hewasnotyetsatisfactory,forthecleanterritorystoppedshortathischinandhisjaws,likeamask;belowandbeyondthislinetherewasadarkexpanseofunirrigatedsoilthatspreaddownwardinfrontandbackwardaroundhisneck。Marytookhiminhand,andwhenshewasdonewithhimhewasamanandabrother,withoutdistinctionofcolor,andhissaturatedhairwasneatlybrushed,anditsshortcurlswroughtintoadaintyandsymmetricalgeneraleffect。[Heprivatelysmoothedoutthecurls,withlaboranddifficulty,andplasteredhishairclosedowntohishead;forheheldcurlstobeeffeminate,andhisownfilledhislifewithbitterness。]ThenMarygotoutasuitofhisclothingthathadbeenusedonlyonSundaysduringtwoyears——theyweresimplycalledhis\"otherclothes\"——andsobythatweknowthesizeofhiswardrobe。Thegirl\"puthimtorights\"afterhehaddressedhimself;shebuttonedhisneatroundaboutuptohischin,turnedhisvastshirtcollardownoverhisshoulders,brushedhimoffandcrownedhimwithhisspeckledstrawhat。Henowlookedexceedinglyimprovedanduncomfortable。Hewasfullyasuncomfortableashelooked;
fortherewasarestraintaboutwholeclothesandcleanlinessthatgalledhim。HehopedthatMarywouldforgethisshoes,butthehopewasblighted;
shecoatedthemthoroughlywithtallow,aswasthecustom,andbroughtthemout。Helosthistemperandsaidhewasalwaysbeingmadetodoeverythinghedidn’twanttodo。ButMarysaid,persuasively:
\"Please,Tom——that’sagoodboy。\"
Sohegotintotheshoessnarling。Marywassoonready,andthethreechildrensetoutforSunday—school——aplacethatTomhatedwithhiswholeheart;butSidandMarywerefondofit。
Sabbath—schoolhourswerefromninetohalf—pastten;andthenchurchservice。Twoofthechildrenalwaysremainedforthesermonvoluntarily,andtheotheralwaysremainedtoo——forstrongerreasons。Thechurch’shigh—backed,uncushionedpewswouldseataboutthreehundredpersons;theedificewasbutasmall,plainaffair,withasortofpineboardtree—boxontopofitforasteeple。AtthedoorTomdroppedbackastepandaccostedaSunday—dressedcomrade:
\"Say,Billy,gotayallerticket?\"
\"Yes。\"
\"What’llyoutakeforher?\"
\"What’llyougive?\"
\"Pieceoflickrishandafish—hook。\"
\"Lesssee’em。\"
Tomexhibited。Theyweresatisfactory,andthepropertychangedhands。ThenTomtradedacoupleofwhitealleysforthreeredtickets,andsomesmalltrifleorotherforacoupleofblueones。Hewaylaidotherboysastheycame,andwentonbuyingticketsofvariouscolorstenorfifteenminuteslonger。Heenteredthechurch,now,withaswarmofcleanandnoisyboysandgirls,proceededtohisseatandstartedaquarrelwiththefirstboythatcamehandy。Theteacher,agrave,elderlyman,interfered;
thenturnedhisbackamomentandTompulledaboy’shairinthenextbench,andwasabsorbedinhisbookwhentheboyturnedaround;stuckapininanotherboy,presently,inordertohearhimsay\"Ouch!\"andgotanewreprimandfromhisteacher。Tom’swholeclasswereofapattern——restless,noisy,andtroublesome。Whentheycametorecitetheirlessons,notoneofthemknewhisversesperfectly,buthadtobepromptedallalong。However,theyworriedthrough,andeachgothisreward——insmallbluetickets,eachwithapassageofScriptureonit;eachblueticketwaspayfortwoversesoftherecitation。Tenblueticketsequalledaredone,andcouldbeexchangedforit;tenredticketsequalledayellowone;fortenyellowticketsthesuperintendentgaveaveryplainlyboundBible(worthfortycentsinthoseeasytimes)tothepupil。Howmanyofmyreaderswouldhavetheindustryandapplicationtomemorizetwothousandverses,evenforaDoreBible?AndyetMaryhadacquiredtwoBiblesinthisway——itwasthepatientworkoftwoyears——andaboyofGermanparentagehadwonfourorfive。Heoncerecitedthreethousandverseswithoutstopping;butthestrainuponhismentalfacultieswastoogreat,andhewaslittlebetterthananidiotfromthatdayforth——agrievousmisfortunefortheschool,forongreatoccasions,beforecompany,thesuperintendent(asTomexpressedit)hadalwaysmadethisboycomeoutand\"spreadhimself。\"OnlytheolderpupilsmanagedtokeeptheirticketsandsticktotheirtediousworklongenoughtogetaBible,andsothedeliveryofoneoftheseprizeswasarareandnoteworthycircumstance;thesuccessfulpupilwassogreatandconspicuousforthatdaythatonthespoteveryscholar’sheartwasfiredwithafreshambitionthatoftenlastedacoupleofweeks。ItispossiblethatTom’smentalstomachhadneverreallyhungeredforoneofthoseprizes,butunquestionablyhisentirebeinghadformanyadaylongedforthegloryandtheeclatthatcamewithit。
Induecoursethesuperintendentstoodupinfrontofthepulpit,withaclosedhymn—bookinhishandandhisforefingerinsertedbetweenitsleaves,andcommandedattention。WhenaSunday—schoolsuperintendentmakeshiscustomarylittlespeech,ahymn—bookinthehandisasnecessaryasistheinevitablesheetofmusicinthehandofasingerwhostandsforwardontheplatformandsingsasoloataconcert——thoughwhy,isamystery:forneitherthehymn—booknorthesheetofmusiciseverreferredtobythesufferer。Thissuperintendentwasaslimcreatureofthirty—five,withasandygoateeandshortsandyhair;heworeastiffstanding—collarwhoseupperedgealmostreachedhisearsandwhosesharppointscurvedforwardabreastthecornersofhismouth——afencethatcompelledastraightlookoutahead,andaturningofthewholebodywhenasideviewwasrequired;
hischinwasproppedonaspreadingcravatwhichwasasbroadandaslongasabank—note,andhadfringedends;hisboottoeswereturnedsharplyup,inthefashionoftheday,likesleigh—runners——aneffectpatientlyandlaboriouslyproducedbytheyoungmenbysittingwiththeirtoespressedagainstawallforhourstogether。Mr。Walterswasveryearnestofmien,andverysincereandhonestatheart;andheheldsacredthingsandplacesinsuchreverence,andsoseparatedthemfromworldlymatters,thatunconsciouslytohimselfhisSunday—schoolvoicehadacquiredapeculiarintonationwhichwaswhollyabsentonweek—days。Hebeganafterthisfashion:
\"Now,children,Iwantyoualltositupjustasstraightandprettyasyoucanandgivemeallyourattentionforaminuteortwo。There——thatisit。Thatisthewaygoodlittleboysandgirlsshoulddo。I
seeonelittlegirlwhoislookingoutofthewindow——IamafraidshethinksIamouttheresomewhere——perhapsupinoneofthetreesmakingaspeechtothelittlebirds。[Applausivetitter。]Iwanttotellyouhowgooditmakesmefeeltoseesomanybright,cleanlittlefacesassembledinaplacelikethis,learningtodorightandbegood。\"Andsoforthandsoon。Itisnotnecessarytosetdowntherestoftheoration。Itwasofapatternwhichdoesnotvary,andsoitisfamiliartousall。
Thelatterthirdofthespeechwasmarredbytheresumptionoffightsandotherrecreationsamongcertainofthebadboys,andbyfidgetingsandwhisperingsthatextendedfarandwide,washingeventothebasesofisolatedandincorruptiblerockslikeSidandMary。Butnoweverysoundceasedsuddenly,withthesubsidenceofMr。Walters’voice,andtheconclusionofthespeechwasreceivedwithaburstofsilentgratitude。
Agoodpartofthewhisperinghadbeenoccasionedbyaneventwhichwasmoreorlessrare——theentranceofvisitors:lawyerThatcher,accompaniedbyaveryfeebleandagedman;afine,portly,middle—agedgentlemanwithiron—grayhair;andadignifiedladywhowasdoubtlessthelatter’swife。Theladywasleadingachild。Tomhadbeenrestlessandfullofchafingsandrepinings;conscience—smitten,too——hecouldnotmeetAmyLawrence’seye,hecouldnotbrookherlovinggaze。Butwhenhesawthissmallnew—comerhissoulwasallablazewithblissinamoment。
Thenextmomenthewas\"showingoff\"withallhismight——cuffingboys,pullinghair,makingfaces——inaword,usingeveryartthatseemedlikelytofascinateagirlandwinherapplause。Hisexaltationhadbutonealloy——thememoryofhishumiliationinthisangel’sgarden——andthatrecordinsandwasfastwashingout,underthewavesofhappinessthatweresweepingoveritnow。
Thevisitorsweregiventhehighestseatofhonor,andassoonasMr。Walters’speechwasfinished,heintroducedthemtotheschool。
Themiddle—agedmanturnedouttobeaprodigiouspersonage——nolessaonethanthecountyjudge——altogetherthemostaugustcreationthesechildrenhadeverlookedupon——andtheywonderedwhatkindofmaterialhewasmadeof——andtheyhalfwantedtohearhimroar,andwerehalfafraidhemight,too。HewasfromConstantinople,twelvemilesaway——
sohehadtravelled,andseentheworld——theseveryeyeshadlookeduponthecountycourt—house——whichwassaidtohaveatinroof。Theawewhichthesereflectionsinspiredwasattestedbytheimpressivesilenceandtheranksofstaringeyes。ThiswasthegreatJudgeThatcher,brotheroftheirownlawyer。JeffThatcherimmediatelywentforward,tobefamiliarwiththegreatmanandbeenviedbytheschool。Itwouldhavebeenmusictohissoultohearthewhisperings:
\"Lookathim,Jim!He’sagoingupthere。Say——look!he’sagoingtoshakehandswithhim——heisshakinghandswithhim!Byjings,don’tyouwishyouwasJeff?\"
Mr。Waltersfellto\"showingoff,\"withallsortsofofficialbustlingsandactivities,givingorders,deliveringjudgments,dischargingdirectionshere,there,everywherethathecouldfindatarget。Thelibrarian\"showedoff\"——runninghitherandthitherwithhisarmsfullofbooksandmakingadealofthesplutterandfussthatinsectauthoritydelightsin。Theyoungladyteachers\"showedoff\"——bendingsweetlyoverpupilsthatwerelatelybeingboxed,liftingprettywarningfingersatbadlittleboysandpattinggoodoneslovingly。Theyounggentlementeachers\"showedoff\"withsmallscoldingsandotherlittledisplaysofauthorityandfineattentiontodiscipline——andmostoftheteachers,ofbothsexes,foundbusinessupatthelibrary,bythepulpit;anditwasbusinessthatfrequentlyhadtobedoneoveragaintwoorthreetimes(withmuchseemingvexation)。
Thelittlegirls\"showedoff\"invariousways,andthelittleboys\"showedoff\"withsuchdiligencethattheairwasthickwithpaperwadsandthemurmurofscufflings。Andaboveitallthegreatmansatandbeamedamajesticjudicialsmileuponallthehouse,andwarmedhimselfinthesunofhisowngrandeur——forhewas\"showingoff,\"too。
TherewasonlyonethingwantingtomakeMr。Walters’ecstasycomplete,andthatwasachancetodeliveraBible—prizeandexhibitaprodigy。Severalpupilshadafewyellowtickets,butnonehadenough——
hehadbeenaroundamongthestarpupilsinquiring。Hewouldhavegivenworlds,now,tohavethatGermanladbackagainwithasoundmind。
Andnowatthismoment,whenhopewasdead,TomSawyercameforwardwithnineyellowtickets,nineredtickets,andtenblueones,anddemandedaBible。Thiswasathunderboltoutofaclearsky。Walterswasnotexpectinganapplicationfromthissourceforthenexttenyears。Buttherewasnogettingaroundit——herewerethecertifiedchecks,andtheyweregoodfortheirface。TomwasthereforeelevatedtoaplacewiththeJudgeandtheotherelect,andthegreatnewswasannouncedfromheadquarters。Itwasthemoststunningsurpriseofthedecade,andsoprofoundwasthesensationthatitliftedthenewherouptothejudicialone’saltitude,andtheschoolhadtwomarvelstogazeuponinplaceofone。Theboyswerealleatenupwithenvy——butthosethatsufferedthebitterestpangswerethosewhoperceivedtoolatethattheythemselveshadcontributedtothishatedsplendorbytradingticketstoTomforthewealthhehadamassedinsellingwhitewashingprivileges。Thesedespisedthemselves,asbeingthedupesofawilyfraud,aguilefulsnakeinthegrass。
TheprizewasdeliveredtoTomwithasmucheffusionasthesuperintendentcouldpumpupunderthecircumstances;butitlackedsomewhatofthetruegush,forthepoorfellow’sinstincttaughthimthattherewasamysteryherethatcouldnotwellbearthelight,perhaps;itwassimplypreposterousthatthisboyhadwarehousedtwothousandsheavesofScripturalwisdomonhispremises——adozenwouldstrainhiscapacity,withoutadoubt。
AmyLawrencewasproudandglad,andshetriedtomakeTomseeitinherface——buthewouldn’tlook。Shewondered;thenshewasjustagraintroubled;nextadimsuspicioncameandwent——cameagain;shewatched;afurtiveglancetoldherworlds——andthenherheartbroke,andshewasjealous,andangry,andthetearscameandshehatedeverybody。
Tommostofall(shethought)。