第8章

类别:其他 作者:Washington Irving字数:10070更新时间:19/01/07 14:58:29
Hischildren,too,wereasraggedandwildasiftheybelongedto nobody。HissonRip,anurchinbegotteninhisownlikeness, promisedtoinheritthehabits,withtheoldclothesofhisfather。He wasgenerallyseentroopinglikeacoltathismother’sheels, equippedinapairofhisfather’scast—offgalligaskins,whichhehad muchadotoholdupwithonehand,asafineladydoeshertrainin badweather。 RipVanWinkle,however,wasoneofthosehappymortals,offoolish, well—oileddispositions,whotaketheworldeasy,eatwhitebreador brown,whichevercanbegotwithleastthoughtortrouble,andwould ratherstarveonapennythanworkforapound。Iflefttohimself,he wouldhavewhistledlifeawayinperfectcontentment;buthiswife keptcontinuallydinninginhisearsabouthisidleness,his carelessness,andtheruinhewasbringingonhisfamily。Morning, noon,andnight,hertonguewasincessantlygoing,andeverything hesaidordidwassuretoproduceatorrentofhouseholdeloquence。 Riphadbutonewayofreplyingtoalllecturesofthekind,andthat, byfrequentuse,hadgrownintoahabit。Heshruggedhisshoulders, shookhishead,castuphiseyes,butsaidnothing。This,however, alwaysprovokedafreshvolleyfromhiswife;sothathewasfainto drawoffhisforces,andtaketotheoutsideofthehouse—theonly sidewhich,intruth,belongstoahen—peckedhusband。 Rip’ssoledomesticadherentwashisdogWolf,whowasasmuch hen—peckedashismaster;forDameVanWinkleregardedthemas companionsinidleness,andevenlookeduponWolfwithanevileye,as thecauseofhismaster’sgoingsooftenastray。Trueitis,inall pointsofspiritbefittinganhonorabledog,hewasascourageousan animalaseverscouredthewoods—butwhatcouragecanwithstandthe ever—duringandall—besettingterrorsofawoman’stongue?The momentWolfenteredthehousehiscrestfell,histaildroopedto theground,orcurledbetweenhislegs,hesneakedaboutwitha gallowsair,castingmanyasidelongglanceatDameVanWinkle,andat theleastflourishofabroomstickorladle,hewouldflytothe doorwithyelpingprecipitation。 TimesgrewworseandworsewithRipVanWinkleasyearsofmatrimony rolledon;atarttempernevermellowswithage,andasharptongueis theonlyedgedtoolthatgrowskeenerwithconstantuse。Foralong whileheusedtoconsolehimself,whendrivenfromhome,by frequentingakindofperpetualclubofthesages,philosophers,and otheridlepersonagesofthevillage;whichhelditssessionsona benchbeforeasmallinn,designatedbyarubicundportraitofHis MajestyGeorgetheThird。Heretheyusedtositintheshadethrougha longlazysummer’sday,talkinglistlesslyovervillagegossip,or tellingendlesssleepystoriesaboutnothing。Butitwouldhavebeen worthanystatesman’smoneytohaveheardtheprofounddiscussions thatsometimestookplace,whenbychanceanoldnewspaperfellinto theirhandsfromsomepassingtraveller。Howsolemnlytheywould listentothecontents,asdrawledoutbyDerrickVanBummel,the schoolmaster,adapperlearnedlittleman,whowasnottobedaunted bythemostgiganticwordinthedictionary;andhowsagelytheywould deliberateuponpubliceventssomemonthsaftertheyhadtakenplace。 TheopinionsofthisjuntowerecompletelycontrolledbyNicholas Vedder,apatriarchofthevillage,andlandlordoftheinn,atthe doorofwhichhetookhisseatfrommorningtillnightjustmoving sufficientlytoavoidthesunandkeepintheshadeofalargetree; sothattheneighborscouldtellthehourbyhismovementsas accuratelyasbyasun—dial。Itistruehewasrarelyheardto speak,butsmokedhispipeincessantly。Hisadherents,however(for everygreatmanhashisadherents),perfectlyunderstoodhim,andknew howtogatherhisopinions。Whenanythingthatwasreadorrelated displeasedhim,hewasobservedtosmokehispipevehemently,andto sendforthshort,frequentandangrypuffs;butwhenpleased,hewould inhalethesmokeslowlyandtranquilly,andemititinlightand placidclouds;andsometimes,takingthepipefromhismouth,and lettingthefragrantvaporcurlabouthisnose,wouldgravelynod hisheadintokenofperfectapprobation。 FromeventhisstrongholdtheunluckyRipwasatlengthroutedby histermagantwife,whowouldsuddenlybreakinuponthe tranquillityoftheassemblageandcallthemembersalltonaught;nor wasthataugustpersonage,NicholasVedderhimself,sacredfromthe daringtongueofthisterriblevirago,whochargedhimoutrightwith encouragingherhusbandinhabitsofidleness。 PoorRipwasatlastreducedalmosttodespair;andhisonly alternative,toescapefromthelaborofthefarmandclamorofhis wife,wastotakeguninhandandstrollawayintothewoods。Here hewouldsometimesseathimselfatthefootofatree,andsharethe contentsofhiswalletwithWolf,withwhomhesympathizedasa fellow—suffererinpersecution。\"PoorWolf,\"hewouldsay,\"thy mistressleadstheeadog’slifeofit;butnevermind,mylad,whilst Ilivethoushaltneverwantafriendtostandbythee!\"Wolfwould waghistail,lookwistfullyinhismaster’sface,andifdogscan feelpityIverilybelievehereciprocatedthesentimentwithall hisheart。 Inalongrambleofthekindonafineautumnalday,Riphad unconsciouslyscrambledtooneofthehighestpartsoftheKaatskill mountains。Hewasafterhisfavoritesportofsquirrelshooting,and thestillsolitudeshadechoedandre—echoedwiththereportsofhis gun。Pantingandfatigued,hethrewhimself,lateintheafternoon,on agreenknoll,coveredwithmountainherbage,thatcrownedthebrowof aprecipice。Fromanopeningbetweenthetreeshecouldoverlookall thelowercountryformanyamileofrichwoodland。Hesawata distancethelordlyHudson,far,farbelowhim,movingonitssilent butmajesticcourse,withthereflectionofapurplecloud,orthe sailofalaggingbark,hereandtheresleepingonitsglassybosom, andatlastlosingitselfinthebluehighlands。 Ontheothersidehelookeddownintoadeepmountainglen,wild, lonely,andshagged,thebottomfilledwithfragmentsfromthe impendingcliffs,andscarcelylightedbythereflectedraysofthe settingsun。ForsometimeRiplaymusingonthisscene;eveningwas graduallyadvancing;themountainsbegantothrowtheirlongblue shadowsoverthevalleys;hesawthatitwouldbedarklongbefore hecouldreachthevillage,andheheavedaheavysighwhenhethought ofencounteringtheterrorsofDameVanWinkle。 Ashewasabouttodescend,heheardavoicefromadistance, hallooing,\"RipVanWinkle!RipVanWinkle!\"Helookedround,but couldseenothingbutacrowwingingitssolitaryflightacrossthe mountain。Hethoughthisfancymusthavedeceivedhim,andturned againtodescend,whenheheardthesamecryringthroughthestill eveningair;\"RipVanWinkle!RipVanWinkle!\"—atthesametime Wolfbristleduphisback,andgivingalowgrowl,skulkedtohis master’sside,lookingfearfullydownintotheglen。Ripnowfelta vagueapprehensionstealingoverhim;helookedanxiouslyinthe samedirection,andperceivedastrangefigureslowlytoilingupthe rocks,andbendingundertheweightofsomethinghecarriedonhis back。Hewassurprisedtoseeanyhumanbeinginthislonelyand unfrequentedplace,butsupposingittobesomeoneofthe neighborhoodinneedofhisassistance,hehasteneddowntoyieldit。 Onnearerapproachhewasstillmoresurprisedatthesingularityof thestranger’sappearance。Hewasashortsquare—builtoldfellow, withthickbushyhair,andagrizzledbeard。Hisdresswasofthe antiqueDutchfashion—aclothjerkinstrappedroundthewaist— severalpairofbreeches,theouteroneofamplevolume,decorated withrowsofbuttonsdownthesides,andbunchesattheknees。Hebore onhisshoulderastoutkeg,thatseemedfullofliquor,andmade signsforRiptoapproachandassisthimwiththeload。Though rathershyanddistrustfulofthisnewacquaintance,Ripcompliedwith hisusualalacrity;andmutuallyrelievingoneanother,theyclambered upanarrowgully,apparentlythedrybedofamountaintorrent。As theyascended,Ripeverynowandthenheardlongrollingpeals,like distantthunder,thatseemedtoissueoutofadeepravine,or rathercleft,betweenloftyrocks,towardwhichtheirruggedpath conducted。Hepausedforaninstant,butsupposingittobethe mutteringofoneofthosetransientthunder—showerswhichoftentake placeinmountainheights,heproceeded。Passingthroughtheravine, theycametoahollow,likeasmallamphitheatre,surroundedby perpendicularprecipices,overthebrinksofwhichimpendingtrees shottheirbranches,sothatyouonlycaughtglimpsesoftheazuresky andthebrighteveningcloud。DuringthewholetimeRipandhis companionhadlaboredoninsilence;forthoughtheformermarvelled greatlywhatcouldbetheobjectofcarryingakegofliquorupthis wildmountain,yettherewassomethingstrangeandincomprehensible abouttheunknown,thatinspiredaweandcheckedfamiliarity。 Onenteringtheamphitheatre,newobjectsofwonderpresented themselves。Onalevelspotinthecentrewasacompanyofodd—looking personagesplayingatnine—pins。Theyweredressedinaquaint outlandishfashion;someworeshortdoublets,othersjerkins,with longknivesintheirbelts,andmostofthemhadenormousbreeches,of similarstylewiththatoftheguide’s。Theirvisages,too,were peculiar:onehadalargebeard,broadface,andsmallpiggisheyes: thefaceofanotherseemedtoconsistentirelyofnose,andwas surmountedbyawhitesugar—loafhat,setoffwithalittleredcock’s tail。Theyallhadbeards,ofvariousshapesandcolors。Therewasone whoseemedtobethecommander。Hewasastoutoldgentleman,witha weather—beatencountenance;heworealaceddoublet,broadbeltand hanger,highcrownedhatandfeather,redstockings,andhigh—heeled shoes,withrosesinthem。ThewholegroupremindedRipofthefigures inanoldFlemishpainting,intheparlorofDominieVanShaick,the villageparson,andwhichhadbeenbroughtoverfromHollandatthe timeofthesettlement。 WhatseemedparticularlyoddtoRipwas,thatthoughthesefolks wereevidentlyamusingthemselves,yettheymaintainedthegravest faces,themostmysterioussilence,andwere,withal,themost melancholypartyofpleasurehehadeverwitnessed。Nothing interruptedthestillnessofthescenebutthenoiseoftheballs, which,whenevertheywererolled,echoedalongthemountainslike rumblingpealsofthunder。 AsRipandhiscompanionapproachedthem,theysuddenlydesisted fromtheirplay,andstaredathimwithsuchfixedstatue—likegaze, andsuchstrange,uncouth,lack—lustrecountenances,thathisheart turnedwithinhim,andhiskneessmotetogether。Hiscompanionnow emptiedthecontentsofthekegintolargeflagons,andmadesigns tohimtowaituponthecompany。Heobeyedwithfearandtrembling; theyquaffedtheliquorinprofoundsilence,andthenreturnedto theirgame。 BydegreesRip’saweandapprehensionsubsided。Heevenventured, whennoeyewasfixeduponhim,totastethebeverage,whichhe foundhadmuchoftheflavorofexcellentHollands。Hewasnaturallya thirstysoul,andwassoontemptedtorepeatthedraught。Onetaste provokedanother;andhereiteratedhisvisitstotheflagonso oftenthatatlengthhissenseswereoverpowered,hiseyesswaminhis head,hisheadgraduallydeclined,andhefellintoadeepsleep。 Onwaking,hefoundhimselfonthegreenknollwhencehehadfirst seentheoldmanoftheglen。Herubbedhiseyes—itwasabright sunnymorning。Thebirdswerehoppingandtwitteringamongthebushes, andtheeaglewaswheelingaloft,andbreastingthepuremountain breeze。\"Surely,\"thoughtRip,\"Ihavenotslepthereallnight。\"He recalledtheoccurrencesbeforehefellasleep。Thestrangemanwitha kegofliquor—themountainravine—thewildretreatamongthe rocks—thewobegonepartyatnine—pins—theflagon—\"Oh!that flagon!thatwickedflagon!\"thoughtRip—\"whatexcuseshallImaketo DameVanWinkle!\" Helookedroundforhisgun,butinplaceofthecleanwell—oiled fowling—piece,hefoundanoldfirelocklyingbyhim,thebarrel incrustedwithrust,thelockfallingoff,andthestockworm—eaten。 Henowsuspectedthatthegraveroysterersofthemountainhadputa trickuponhim,and,havingdosedhimwithliquor,hadrobbedhimof hisgun。Wolf,too,haddisappeared,buthemighthavestrayedaway afterasquirrelorpartridge。Hewhistledafterhimandshoutedhis name,butallinvain;theechoesrepeatedhiswhistleandshout, butnodogwastobeseen。 Hedeterminedtorevisitthesceneofthelastevening’sgambol,and ifhemetwithanyoftheparty,todemandhisdogandgun。Asherose towalk,hefoundhimselfstiffinthejoints,andwantinginhis usualactivity。\"Thesemountainbedsdonotagreewithme,\"thought Rip,\"andifthisfrolicshouldlaymeupwithafitofthe rheumatism,IshallhaveablessedtimewithDameVanWinkle。\"With somedifficultyhegotdownintotheglen:hefoundthegullyupwhich heandhiscompanionhadascendedtheprecedingevening;buttohis astonishmentamountainstreamwasnowfoamingdownit,leapingfrom rocktorock,andfillingtheglenwithbabblingmurmurs。He,however, madeshifttoscrambleupitssides,workinghistoilsomeway throughthicketsofbirch,sassafras,andwitch—hazel,andsometimes trippeduporentangledbythewildgrapevinesthattwistedtheir coilsortendrilsfromtreetotree,andspreadakindofnetworkin hispath。 Atlengthhereachedtowheretheravinehadopenedthroughthe cliffstotheamphitheatre;butnotracesofsuchopeningremained。 Therockspresentedahighimpenetrablewalloverwhichthetorrent cametumblinginasheetoffeatheryfoam,andfellintoabroad deepbasin,blackfromtheshadowsofthesurroundingforest。Here, then,poorRipwasbroughttoastand。Heagaincalledandwhistled afterhisdog;hewasonlyansweredbythecawingofaflockofidle crows,sportinghighinairaboutadrytreethatoverhungasunny precipice;andwho,secureintheirelevation,seemedtolookdownand scoffatthepoorman’sperplexities。Whatwastobedone?themorning waspassingaway,andRipfeltfamishedforwantofhisbreakfast。 Hegrievedtogiveuphisdogandgun;hedreadedtomeethiswife; butitwouldnotdotostarveamongthemountains。Heshookhis head,shoulderedtherustyfirelock,and,withaheartfulloftrouble andanxiety,turnedhisstepshomeward。 Asheapproachedthevillagehemetanumberofpeople,butnone whomheknew,whichsomewhatsurprisedhim,forhehadthoughthimself acquaintedwitheveryoneinthecountryround。Theirdress,too, wasofadifferentfashionfromthattowhichhewasaccustomed。 Theyallstaredathimwithequalmarksofsurprise,andwheneverthey casttheireyesuponhim,invariablystrokedtheirchins。Theconstant recurrenceofthisgestureinducedRip,involuntarily,todothesame, when,tohisastonishment,hefoundhisbeardhadgrownafootlong! Hehadnowenteredtheskirtsofthevillage。Atroopofstrange childrenranathisheels,hootingafterhim,andpointingathisgray beard。Thedogs,too,notoneofwhichherecognizedforanold acquaintance,barkedathimashepassed。Theveryvillagewas altered;itwaslargerandmorepopulous。Therewererowsofhouses whichhehadneverseenbefore,andthosewhichhadbeenhis familiarhauntshaddisappeared。Strangenameswereoverthedoors— strangefacesatthewindows—everythingwasstrange。Hismindnow misgavehim;hebegantodoubtwhetherbothheandtheworldaround himwerenotbewitched。Surelythiswashisnativevillage,whichhe hadleftbutthedaybefore。TherestoodtheKaatskillmountains— thereranthesilverHudsonatadistance—therewaseveryhilland dalepreciselyasithadalwaysbeen—Ripwassorelyperplexed— \"Thatflagonlastnight,\"thoughthe,\"hasaddledmypoorheadsadly!\" Itwaswithsomedifficultythathefoundthewaytohisown house,whichheapproachedwithsilentawe,expectingeverymoment toheartheshrillvoiceofDameVanWinkle。Hefoundthehousegone todecay—therooffallenin,thewindowsshattered,andthedoorsoff thehinges。Ahalf—starveddogthatlookedlikeWolfwasskulking aboutit。Ripcalledhimbyname,butthecursnarled,showedhis teeth,andpassedon。Thiswasanunkindcutindeed—\"Myverydog,\" sighedpoorRip,\"hasforgottenme!\" Heenteredthehouse,which,totellthetruth,DameVanWinkle hadalwayskeptinneatorder。Itwasempty,forlorn,andapparently abandoned。Thisdesolatenessovercameallhisconnubialfears—he calledloudlyforhiswifeandchildren—thelonelychambersrang foramomentwithhisvoice,andthenallagainwassilence。 Henowhurriedforth,andhastenedtohisoldresort,thevillage inn—butittoowasgone。Alargericketywoodenbuildingstoodinits place,withgreatgapingwindows,someofthembrokenandmended witholdhatsandpetticoats,andoverthedoorwaspainted,\"The UnionHotel,byJonathanDoolittle。\"Insteadofthegreattreethat usedtoshelterthequietlittleDutchinnofyore,therenowwas rearedatallnakedpole,withsomethingonthetopthatlookedlikea rednight—cap,andfromitwasflutteringaflag,onwhichwasa singularassemblageofstarsandstripes—allthiswasstrangeand incomprehensible。Herecognizedonthesign,however,therubyfaceof KingGeorge,underwhichhehadsmokedsomanyapeacefulpipe;but eventhiswassingularlymetamorphosed。Theredcoatwaschangedfor oneofblueandbuff,aswordwasheldinthehandinsteadofa sceptre,theheadwasdecoratedwithacockedhat,andunderneath waspaintedinlargecharacters,GENERALWASHINGTON。 Therewas,asusual,acrowdoffolkaboutthedoor,butnonethat Riprecollected。Theverycharacterofthepeopleseemedchanged。 Therewasabusy,bustling,disputatioustoneaboutit,insteadofthe accustomedphlegmanddrowsytranquillity。Helookedinvainforthe sageNicholasVedder,withhisbroadface,doublechin,andfair longpipe,utteringcloudsoftobacco—smokeinsteadofidle speeches;orVanBummel,theschoolmaster,dolingforththecontents ofanancientnewspaper。Inplaceofthese,alean,bilious—looking fellow,withhispocketsfullofhandbills,washaranguing vehementlyaboutrightsofcitizens—elections—membersofcongress— liberty—Bunker’sHill—heroesofseventy—six—andotherwords, whichwereaperfectBabylonishjargontothebewilderedVanWinkle。 TheappearanceofRip,withhislonggrizzledbeard,hisrusty fowling—piece,hisuncouthdress,andanarmyofwomenandchildrenat hisheels,soonattractedtheattentionofthetavernpoliticians。 Theycrowdedroundhim,eyeinghimfromheadtofootwithgreat curiosity。Theoratorbustleduptohim,and,drawinghimpartly aside,inquired\"onwhichsidehevoted?\"Ripstaredinvacant stupidity。Anothershortbutbusylittlefellowpulledhimbythearm, and,risingontiptoe,inquiredinhisear,\"WhetherhewasFederalor Democrat?\"Ripwasequallyatalosstocomprehendthequestion; whenaknowing,self—importantoldgentleman,inasharpcockedhat, madehiswaythroughthecrowd,puttingthemtotherightandleft withhiselbowsashepassed,andplantinghimselfbeforeVan Winkle,withonearmakimbo,theotherrestingonhiscane,hiskeen eyesandsharphatpenetrating,asitwere,intohisverysoul, demandedinanausteretone,\"whatbroughthimtotheelectionwith agunonhisshoulder,andamobathisheels,andwhetherhemeantto breedariotinthevillage?\"—\"Alas!gentlemen,\"criedRip, somewhatdismayed,\"Iamapoorquietman,anativeoftheplace, andaloyalsubjectoftheking,Godblesshim!\" Hereageneralshoutburstfromthebystanders—\"Atory!atory!a spy!arefugee!hustlehim!awaywithhim!\"Itwaswithgreat difficultythattheself—importantmaninthecockedhatrestored order;and,havingassumedaten—foldausterityofbrow,demanded againoftheunknownculprit,whathecametherefor,andwhomhe wasseeking?Thepoormanhumblyassuredhimthathemeantnoharm, butmerelycamethereinsearchofsomeofhisneighbors,whoused tokeepaboutthetavern。 \"Well—whoarethey?—namethem。\" Ripbethoughthimselfamoment,andinquired,\"Where’sNicholas Vedder?\" Therewasasilenceforalittlewhile,whenanoldmanreplied, inathinpipingvoice,\"NicholasVedder!why,heisdeadandgone theseeighteenyears!Therewasawoodentombstoneinthe church—yardthatusedtotellallabouthim,butthat’srottenand gonetoo。\" \"Where’sBromDutcher?\" \"Oh,hewentofftothearmyinthebeginningofthewar;somesay hewaskilledatthestormingofStonyPoint—otherssayhewas drownedinasquallatthefootofAntony’sNose。Idon’tknow—he nevercamebackagain。\" \"Where’sVanBummel,theschoolmaster?\" \"Hewentofftothewarstoo,wasagreatmilitiageneral,andis nowincongress。\" Rip’sheartdiedawayathearingofthesesadchangesinhishome andfriends,andfindinghimselfthusaloneintheworld。Everyanswer puzzledhimtoo,bytreatingofsuchenormouslapsesoftime,andof matterswhichhecouldnotunderstand:war—congress—StonyPoint;—he hadnocouragetoaskafteranymorefriends,butcriedoutin despair,\"DoesnobodyhereknowRipVanWinkle?\" \"Oh,RipVanWinkle!\"exclaimedtwoorthree,\"Oh,tobesure! that’sRipVanWinkleyonder,leaningagainstthetree。\" Riplooked,andbeheldaprecisecounterpartofhimself,ashe wentupthemountain:apparentlyaslazy,andcertainlyasragged。The poorfellowwasnowcompletelyconfounded。Hedoubtedhisown identity,andwhetherhewashimselforanotherman。Inthemidstof hisbewilderment,themaninthecockedhatdemandedwhohewas,and whatwashisname? \"Godknows,\"exclaimedhe,athiswit’send;\"I’mnotmyself—I’m somebodyelse—that’smeyonder—no—that’ssomebodyelsegotinto myshoes—Iwasmyselflastnight,butIfellasleeponthe mountain,andthey’vechangedmygun,andeverything’schanged,and I’mchanged,andIcan’ttellwhat’smyname,orwhoIam!\" Thebystandersbegannowtolookateachother,nod,wink significantly,andtaptheirfingersagainsttheirforeheads。There wasawhisper,also,aboutsecuringthegun,andkeepingtheold fellowfromdoingmischief,attheverysuggestionofwhichthe self—importantmaninthecockedhatretiredwithsome precipitation。Atthiscriticalmomentafreshcomelywomanpressed throughthethrongtogetapeepatthegray—beardedman。Shehada chubbychildinherarms,which,frightenedathislooks,beganto cry。\"Hush,Rip,\"criedshe,\"hush,youlittlefool;theoldmanwon’t hurtyou。\"Thenameofthechild,theairofthemother,thetoneof hervoice,allawakenedatrainofrecollectionsinhismind。\"Whatis yourname,mygoodwoman?\"askedhe。 \"JudithGardenier。\" \"Andyourfather’sname?\" \"Ah,poorman,RipVanWinklewashisname,butit’stwentyyears sincehewentawayfromhomewithhisgun,andneverhasbeenheardof since—hisdogcamehomewithouthim;butwhetherheshothimself, orwascarriedawaybytheIndians,nobodycantell。Iwasthenbut alittlegirl。\" Riphadbutonequestionmoretoask;butheputitwithafaltering voice: \"Where’syourmother?\"